Rules for Romanian Speaking Staff

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  1. To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
  2. Subject: Improper Language Usage
  4. It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting
  5. our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our
  6. Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our
  7. policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and
  8. staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
  10. 1. Words like “futu-i”, “în pula mea”, “pula” and other such
  11. expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
  12. effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
  14. 2. You will not say “si-a bagat pula” when someone makes a mistake,
  15. or “s-a cacat pe el” if you see someone being reprehended, or
  16. “baga-mi-as”, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
  17. derivations of the verb “a se caca” and “a se fute” are utterly
  18. inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
  20. 3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
  21. circumstances will be referred to as “pula de om”, “cacanaru'” or
  22. “boul”.
  24. 4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as “pulalau” nor
  25. will persons who lack initiative be referred to as “muiangiu”.
  27. 5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
  28. referred to as “porcarii”.
  30. 6. Do not say “s-o fut pe ma-ta” if somebody is persistent, do not
  31. add “pula mea”, if a colleague is going through a difficult
  32. situation. Furthermore, you must not say “am pus-o” (refer to item 2)
  33. nor “o sa ne-o traga” when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
  35. 7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say “du-te-n
  36. pula mea” nor should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with, “ce
  37. pula mea vrei?”.
  39. 8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
  40. industrial partners “bosorogi imputiti”.
  42. 9. Do not say “ia mai mereti-n pula mea cu cacatul asta” when a
  43. relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer
  44. “futu-te-n cur” when your assistance is required.
  46. 10. You should never call partner representatives as “boul dracului”
  47. or “tampitul ala”.
  49. 11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms
  50. such as “pizdulica buna”, “futaciosu'” or “homalaul lui peste”.
  52. 11. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say
  53. “ma sterg la cur cu textul asta”.
  54. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
  56. Thank you.
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