Vanilla_Mi

Regrets are for later, living is for now.

Jan 5th, 2016
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  1. *SPEC* String : mute the fagfs
  2. [SM] Kicked elpopincesar
  3. Player elpopincesar left the game (Expulsado por administrador)
  4. vani @ 2016 : [SM] Kicked elpopincesarPlayer elpopincesar left the game (Expulsado por administrador)
  5. vani @ 2016 : lol what
  6. *SPEC* Monochrome : fuck you spain
  7. vani @ 2016 : fuck you
  8. *SPEC* Katie : Fucking explused
  9. Makise Kurisu : BUILD WALL
  10.  
  11. ANIMEPRO: My girl friends asked me for 9 inches and make it hurt, so i used my onahole 3 times and punched my pillow
  12.  
  13. *DEAD* Moffein : Hey it's me John TF2 inventor of steam valve co please send trade offer steamcommunism.ru/id/pyroman521
  14.  
  15. Merri Kurisumasu : >teek wants normal girls when normal girls don't want teek
  16.  
  17. 大蛇丸 : ANTSANTA TEACH ME HOW TO GET A MUSIC VOICE!
  18.  
  19. Silver Surtur : the only thing you are going to get when you open your mouth is dick, slut
  20.  
  21. Dances With Smurfs : now someone contact monty python about that shakespeare script
  22.  
  23. . • ° ' ° • · . . · • : at least im not named after a font
  24.  
  25. Worldwide Jolly Saint Nick : vani: i am fucking blind and have to use periscopes to play comp
  26.  
  27. *DEAD* ANTSANTS : miyako's ass is a miracle of the universe
  28.  
  29. Monochrome : vani has to inform his neighbours that he's alive again today as a warning
  30.  
  31. vani : FIF UCKING PING RLLBACKING
  32. Warren Statesmas : Stop running into bad ping
  33. Worldwide Gangster Computer God : vani buy better ping
  34. Silver Surtur : shut up sweden ping slut
  35.  
  36. ANTSANTA : //
  37. vani : ~
  38. ANTSANTA : // this is a comment
  39. vani : \\fuck
  40.  
  41. Worldwide Gangster Computer God : when the floor is made of fug
  42.  
  43. Monochrome : all i want for christmas is dick in my ass
  44.  
  45. Merri Kurisumasu : >why doesn't everyone share my opinion?
  46.  
  47. Worldwide New Years Computer Go : tfw eating salt because team butt noob
  48.  
  49. *DEAD* haiku ✧ : I'm going to kidnap the K-ONs and keep them in my sex dungeon.
  50.  
  51. vani: want some tips ?
  52. lucky : he uses a clutch loadout though
  53. lucky : he aint got no tips
  54.  
  55. Worldwide Gangster Computer God : McDonalds, may I take your order?
  56. Worldwide Gangster Computer God : -yes i'll have a mcfucking killyourselfmyman
  57.  
  58. Monochrome : nigher
  59.  
  60. Worldwide Gangster Computer God : tfw you put all your points in autism and didn't leave any for strength
  61.  
  62. (TEAM) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz : trade me the engineer class i didnt buy it yet
  63. 5 gnomes in a suit : no you need gems to build dispensers and those cost $0.69 for a pack of 10 and $5 for a pack of 100
  64.  
  65. Worldwide Gangster Computer God : cp_costanza, named after the famous Simpsons character Jorgy Istanbul
  66.  
  67. String: burn in enternal hellfire, you sodomites
  68. String: #justheresythings
  69. ocelot: is sodomites a philisopher or something
  70.  
  71. ocelot: tank pls take aggro i die
  72.  
  73. China Lake : isn't yukkuri that touhou shit that ppl make comisc of being bullied?
  74.  
  75. Zach Honeycomb : father-son bonding
  76. Zach Honeycomb : in the ass
  77.  
  78. Ocelot (✿ꈍᵕ ꈍ✿) : who /wu tang/ here
  79. The Black Waltz : yes yes wutang clan was nice at 97'
  80.  
  81. MASON。INI✧ : there's a big difference between a girl with a dick and a guy in a skirt
  82.  
  83. String : This looks like trash, sorry I joined
  84.  
  85. [19:59:48] fresh moved to Remove vani from admin.
  86. [22:02:20] fresh moved to Remove vani from admin by vani.
  87.  
  88. (ADMINS) Span Spook-chan: your fault vani, just shut it down
  89.  
  90. Silver Surtur: !report vani excessive roleplaying as someone who isn't gay
  91.  
  92. Makise Kurisu : As an American it is my sole reason to declare war on spain for no reason
  93.  
  94. iCLASS : this is a surprising high skill server
  95.  
  96. jasmishan : stop fighting i am only 10
  97.  
  98. Kurisu: if people from poland are called poles, why are people from holland not called holes?
  99.  
  100. [SM] . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: Banned player ". • ° ' ° • · . . · •" for 10 minutes (reason: ok gotta jack off to ahri, sona, elins, etna, and maybe that one chick with the wierd fish ears things forgot her name).
  101.  
  102. Goodyob : please don't cum on me, if I take too much cum, I'll become a girl
  103.  
  104. Aboo kun : you just don't know how desperate I am to play with another man's wii until I see the the whiteness
  105. Aboo kun : I've played with black wii in the back alley once tho
  106.  
  107. String : is this the ESEA server
  108.  
  109. Count Akkula : If talking in a mic is banned why aren't mumble fags banned?
  110.  
  111. Makise Kreepysu: I'VE FOUND THE GOLD MINE
  112. Makise Kreepysu: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/smug-anime-face/photos
  113.  
  114. ANTSANTS: comment on mcroll
  115. ANTSANTS: "childhood memories"
  116.  
  117. . • ° ' ° • · . . · • : this one guy used to calle me 'bouncy balls'
  118.  
  119. [1clip]: happy fridaaaay
  120. vani: you too clippers
  121. [1clip]: nothin happy about it, but danke
  122.  
  123. ALICEWAVE : 'Cave Story is so beautiful' -vani in his dad's dungeon
  124.  
  125. [PR] 46 reported creepy vanimatronic (Reason: "Talkin' shit")
  126. Player moorhound was automatically assigned to team RED
  127. (Voice) creepy vanimatronic: MEDIC!
  128. *DEAD* Calibraaiiiinstions : !report
  129. [PR] Calibraaiiiinstions reported Xa4 (Reason: "Admin booze")
  130. [PR] 46 reported creepy vanimatronic (Reason: " does this work")
  131. *DEAD* String : looking for cute report, but no gf
  132.  
  133. Remnic : Is this the rehashing music server?
  134.  
  135. ALICEWAVE : local mom finds cheap and easy way to kill teek with this ONE WEIRD LAST POINT
  136.  
  137. RainSpider : perhaps the real waifus are the friends we made along the way
  138.  
  139. 46 : tfw no qt oneesan will go swimming in jello with me
  140.  
  141. ryxxed: >not banging your best friend's daughter from the future
  142. String: >not fucking yourself as you fuck yourself from future and past
  143.  
  144. *DEAD* Silver Surtur : stop shooting me xD
  145.  
  146. Cali : i havent hit the gym since 2009
  147.  
  148. Timrod : Yeah sure my fursona is the ebola virus
  149.  
  150. 46 : i believe in luck i do not believe in GOOD luck
  151.  
  152. 46 : Forsooth, say I, ??, what sayeth thou????, what sayeth thou??, what sayeth thee????, I say?, ho??????, what say thee?, do tell?
  153. Stary : I sayeth, I FUCKING LOVE BOYS
  154.  
  155. TDN Panda : r/clopclop is my favourite hentai board
  156.  
  157. 46 : tfw amassed 160gb of ero voice
  158.  
  159. tfw your teek crush wont sit in your lap barefoot in a sundress looking up at you with puppy eyes begging to be smooched
  160.  
  161. Hank : I'm rich and Jewish, I can do ANYTHING
  162.  
  163. ALICEWAVE : im here to dm
  164. ALICEWAVE : minus the m
  165.  
  166. [SM] Cali: Permanently banned player "Cali" (reason: "goodbye teek -cali").
  167.  
  168. Hank: Jews don't use lube
  169.  
  170. MASON。INI✧ : Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna -Sword Art Online, Volume 1
  171.  
  172. roko: the only thing I like more than gay sex tf2 is jpeg compressed gay sex tf2
  173.  
  174. Gollon : i didnt know i could get admin of teek just by being a pedophile
  175.  
  176. Silver Surtur: um quit abusing your admin powers by turning invisible and turning into people on my team
  177.  
  178. Span Span-chan : I'm gonna set my own mumble up one day, we can call it the mumble bilderberg or something
  179.  
  180. im a grill btw : sheldon wetn back in time to see star trek episdoe 4 and died
  181.  
  182. (TEAM) The Epic Infector : stop playing that stupid music
  183. vani : voteban
  184. im a grill btw : its ret
  185. ANOTHER HILARIOUS MEME : voteban
  186. otter : voteban
  187. Span Span-chan : voteban
  188. The Epic Infector : voteban vani
  189.  
  190. String: can you kick that vani guy so I can get in
  191.  
  192. Akkadias : Aisha is cute--but she'd look better riding a bit fat dick
  193.  
  194. *DEAD* Eastern Analogue : speaking of memes, gentoo is surprisingly amazing
  195.  
  196. *DEAD* Anne : random crits in a competitive game
  197. *DEAD* Anne : what a good idea
  198.  
  199. String: can we call you one legged vinnie yet
  200.  
  201. Sac : vani aka i go med on pubs until i drop once (within 30 secs) at which point he utters "muh dreamhack"
  202.  
  203. Makise Kurisu : this is a server for normal people
  204.  
  205. Monogoto : Cosplay as a fuccboi and show me your cock on camera
  206. Etherclock : you don't need to dress up to look like a faggot
  207.  
  208. Don Quixote de la Mancha: Get home to blay CS:GOAR :-DD
  209.  
  210. Uncle Ball-Sack : wow this server is stupid. admin abusin shit, music spammin in chat. gg guys, hope u have fun
  211.  
  212. TDN Panda : haha u guys are so gay lmao *sucks dick*
  213. TDN Panda : choo choo!
  214.  
  215. String : what the fuck are you doing the swedish rapist nigger
  216.  
  217. Kahuna: I cant wait to get wrecked by vani and his 140 ping sniper rifle
  218.  
  219. Cpt. Moist Panties : je suis un garcon j'mapelle fuckyourself
  220.  
  221. . • ° ' ° • · . . · • : I HAVE NEVER KISSED A REAL GIRL AND I AM 28
  222.  
  223. TDN Panda : hej jag är riktig svensk personen bork bork
  224.  
  225. TDN Panda : anyone here like kane west
  226. vani : KANYE
  227. Player Monk has joined the game
  228. Hot❤Pink : who?
  229. TDN Panda : i like his brother nolan south
  230.  
  231. BEEEEEES: `565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656566565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656565656
  232. BEEEEEES: help
  233. BEEEEEES: my keyboard
  234. BEEEEEES: it wouldn't stop playing 56
  235. BEEEEEES: brb gotta try to58120 keypboard
  236. BEEEEEES disconnected.
  237.  
  238. [SM] ADMIN: Permanently banned player "acfan" (reason: "Banned. For. Life.").
  239.  
  240. Talcon : I'm very disappointed in all of oyu
  241. Whimsy, King of Fuck Mountain : how would you like to eat my ass
  242.  
  243. *DEAD* Makise Kurisu : do japanese grils say kimochi while getting tickled?
  244.  
  245. freshi: i use a padlock
  246. freshi: hide the router in the fridge, it's safe there
  247.  
  248. Emilio Estevez: How do you remain so modest Talcon
  249. Emilio Estevez: and yet so skilled
  250.  
  251. *DEAD* Castro : THERE IS A DUDE WITH LESS KILLS THEN A FUCKING BOT ON OUR TEAM
  252.  
  253. TDN Panda: kaz is that person that says "am i doing it right" when he's having sex
  254.  
  255. <kaz2> hey eggmun
  256. <kaz2> lets play a game
  257. <Eggmun> of?
  258. <kaz2> pick a letter between a and å
  259.  
  260. String: WELCOME TO THE 水田, MOTHERFUCKER
  261.  
  262. SpannyAkbar: according to pizza hut - code gayass is about terrorism
  263. SpannyAkbar: so they don't want to be associated with it
  264.  
  265. Deruex: "i may be in a shitty, war-torn country, but at least there is no food for us to be overweight"-yuropoor 2015
  266.  
  267. Deruex: well you were a huge fucking faggot for sure
  268. Deruex: but im pretty positive i was worse
  269.  
  270. RainSpider : go cry 2 ur paper grlfriend scrub
  271.  
  272. *DEAD* enhance` : TURNS OUT GASOLINE ISN'T A VERY EFFECTIVE LUBRICANT (PS YOUR MOM/HOUSE BURNED DOWN)
  273.  
  274. *DEAD* Talcon the Red-Nosed Weeaboo : va "i won a tournament as medic so im good" ni
  275.  
  276. Iso: *DEAD* stop sapping my tele faggot : READ MY FUCKING NAME
  277. Iso: actual pub quotes 2k14
  278.  
  279. . • ° ' ° • · . . · • : i want an ojousama to choke laughing while giving me a blowjob
  280.  
  281. String : "muh netcode" -vani, 1754
  282.  
  283. [SM] The answer to Kick who to make room for kilim? is: kilim.
  284.  
  285. Cali : ever use toothpaste as lube?
  286. Makise Kurisu : ever used a dr pepper bottle as a dildo?
  287.  
  288. SpookInu : my fetish is other people asking what their fetish is
  289.  
  290. *DEAD* Eco : I sayeth, > I pray you rtv this nightsoil
  291. *DEAD* Cpt. Moisteth Panties: canteth a nigga get some forsooth
  292.  
  293. xlren : Inu is a funny way to spell faggot
  294.  
  295. Reverend : this is very triggering i am contacting my congressman
  296.  
  297. Mountain Dew™ : Whats wrong with saying xD
  298. SwallowingSemen24/7 : hitler said it when he gased the jews
  299.  
  300. *DEAD* Eastern Analogue : i have a bork tree in my back yard
  301. *DEAD* BEEEEEES! : in your bork yard?
  302.  
  303. String : I pray for a swift end, for the universe has become a place I no longer wish to live in
  304.  
  305. Dances With Smurfs : In 1974 I had sex with the Queen of Venezuela. I had my entire fist up her ass.
  306.  
  307. pkitty : hey biffy
  308. Biffy the Nerd Slayer : what
  309. pkitty : nothing nerd
  310. ANTSANTS : #rekt
  311. Biffy the Nerd Slayer : epig
  312.  
  313. RainSpider : this song killed my family
  314.  
  315. Running in the 90s: Yo, it's okay if you go outside sometimes you know. Your "skill" in video games won't decline.
  316.  
  317. Khaki: i saw tique was playing casual friday maps and was so overcome by casualness that I had to fire up cpm
  318.  
  319. ANTSANTS : biffy the wallet slayer
  320.  
  321. Cali: you ruined my birthday
  322.  
  323. Burgandy: *Makes kitty noises and submits to the dog dick
  324. Kunuri: A-ah! Your panties smell like a trap! I knew it
  325. Burgandy: Mmmmmn Im leaking
  326. Kunuri: H-help, my body is stuck in yiff mode!
  327. Kunuri: G-give me your herpes senpai~!
  328.  
  329. (TEAM) Emilio Estevez : i think i got my fill of autism now
  330.  
  331. ToastOA : I heard you can get autism from toilet seats
  332.  
  333. Furfur : if a person gets murdered in the woods
  334.  
  335. Emilio: Touhou? arent they all just moeblob heads?
  336.  
  337. Furfur : its not like im trying to be useless
  338.  
  339. S.A.I.S: Is it worth it to do foot fetish ERP with a guy for CS:GO
  340.  
  341. great dick fantastic : the pyro is a white girl, how else could a class be so dumb
  342.  
  343. Zach Honeycomb : should've traded for shekels goy
  344.  
  345. [SM] ADMIN: Kicked Kaz (Reason: making room for kaz)
  346.  
  347. *DEAD* Biffy the Nerd Slayer : who let the pubs out
  348.  
  349. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: yeah I'll be back next thursday probably
  350. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: and definatley for fun friday
  351. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: i miss the abuse
  352. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: i mean
  353. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: i miss the 'fun'
  354.  
  355. vani: I actually find it hard to believe that we've beaten mid silver teams sometimes
  356. String: Teek coordination is like tossing a dildo in a bag with half a dozen cats in heat
  357.  
  358. *DEAD* Eastern «tripflag» Analogue : tried to eject the cdrom, but my user account isn't permitted to do that
  359.  
  360. Talcon : I'm glad we are open to reinterpreting what "10 minutes" mean
  361. Iso : no means no, but 10 minutes doesn't always mean 10 minutes
  362.  
  363. Talcon : I went to a gun range yesterday and they asked me if I was Republican and asked me to sign something
  364.  
  365. Groovin' with: The Stu : lead me to your white women
  366.  
  367. String: The average american hamburger would kill the normal adult japanese
  368.  
  369. Don Quixote de la Mancha: My teacher told our class today that her grandmother died today, I almost started clapping and I don't know why.
  370.  
  371. ANTSANTS: no swedish fish in sweden
  372. ANTSANTS: i guess it makes sense,
  373. ANTSANTS: we wouldn't have America Burgers
  374.  
  375. Deruex ♥: where you dont know what they are or what?
  376. Sukiyo: your trying to say
  377. Sukiyo: did you not know what they ar or what ?
  378. Deruex ♥: no i was trying to say where you dont know what they are or what?
  379.  
  380. Mugi: your very existance is raping me right now
  381.  
  382. Ond Kaja: Rocket jumping was an exploit
  383.  
  384. cor: you dont even need aim or gamesense in minecraft
  385.  
  386. Mugi: you might be better than me everywhere else but you better watch yourself coming up stairs while I have 3 rockets and full health faggot
  387.  
  388. Talcon : maybe im 2 but in 18 years I'll be an adult and you'll still suck dicks
  389.  
  390. Burgertime: Ive had 6 Linux distros and 0 girlfriends
  391.  
  392. String: Is there really a difference between russia and poland
  393. Spanny: one country sings and spins their dick in music videos
  394.  
  395. String : I ONLY PLAY MATURE GAMES FOR MATURE GAMERS LIKE MYSELF, SUCH AS GO GO NIPPON
  396.  
  397. *DEAD* Keyed : i swear to god im going to fuck run a magnet over my fucking router then burn it & bury it
  398.  
  399. Talcon : medics are like animals, they learn their place or they sleep in the shed
  400.  
  401. Don Quixote de la Mancha: Another successful ban from a gay RP server. I love explosives.
  402.  
  403. [AFC] Anthal : Why is this server breaking like every quickplay rule?
  404.  
  405. Talcon: I didn't know what they meant when they said "parry in direction of strike"
  406.  
  407. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: i vowed to fix my sleep pattern in 2014
  408. . • ° ' ° • · . . · •: oh fuck it's already 2014
  409.  
  410. Talcon: >your country will never be so strong that they can spin a globe and pick a country at random to invade just because
  411.  
  412. String : Rape is an art form; let us paint
  413.  
  414. Iso: For every difficult problem, there is a simple solution that is wrong
  415.  
  416. Soda: I don't ERP i ltierally want to be raped
  417.  
  418. Gumbezz : I'm 13 and it seems like i'm smarter then most people in this server
  419.  
  420. my heart an hero : take a stance against quick scopers today
  421. my heart an hero : call 1-800 mom he did it again
  422.  
  423. Furfur : you know i used to like ramen before naruto
  424. Furfur : now i dont anymorwe
  425.  
  426. Biffy the Nerd Slayer : why is hitler alwats depicted as a bad guy
  427.  
  428. Cpt Moist Panties : ''they said I could become anything, so I became a fucking faggot''
  429.  
  430. *DEAD* 시벨 Cyber : please refer to me as a nhe since im a trans-nigger
  431.  
  432. Talcon : I'm literally the nicest person I know
  433.  
  434. 시벨 Cyber : guys i think i have buergers disease, not to be confused with assburgers
  435.  
  436. Decerto sheepy: will I get banned if I name my towering pillar of hats "9/11"?
  437.  
  438. Cpt Moist Panties : ''The dark abyss of my soul is never to be understood, only feared'' -Talcon, 2014
  439.  
  440. JCmore BUTTZ : you say justin bieber, I say spaghetti. you say lady gaga, I say spaghetti. You say black eyed peas, I say spaghetti.
  441. JCmore BUTTZ : thumbs up if spaghetti
  442.  
  443. Biffy the Nerd Slayer : i have a wow guild
  444. Biffy the Nerd Slayer : its called "WoW, youre gay"
  445.  
  446. Timrod : That sentry doesn't look free and open source under GPL
  447.  
  448. Biffy the Nerd Slayer : took not one but TWO cocks to satisfy me
  449.  
  450. Furfur : i had a co worker that would get really mad and yell at me all the time
  451. Furfur : one day he went to use the bathroom and never came out
  452.  
  453. *DEAD* Bobsled : 2pac is my favorite guitarist
  454.  
  455. *DEAD* Richard M. Stallman : Guys, this map is figuratively worse than hitler
  456.  
  457. Biffy the Nerd Slayer : man struggles with concept of aiming, decided to use minis
  458. Vulapa : Only casuals can't deal with minis :^)
  459.  
  460. SoccerKing : WHY IS THIS MUSIC HERE
  461.  
  462. charles barkley chan : guys teek is dead i just got off the phone with his family
  463. charles barkley chan : im so sorry you had to find out this way
  464.  
  465. *DEAD* Kura : We Need Heavies to Win: The True Story of Blue Team
  466. Kura : Written by Michael Crichton
  467.  
  468. Abu kun : i made an AIM chat robot called kawaiiARGH and some people had a crush on it
  469.  
  470. *DEAD* Biffy the Nerd Slayer : large man healed by homosexual wins again
  471.  
  472. *DEAD* overtheice : bisexuals are just greedy
  473.  
  474. *DEAD* ANTSANTS : i wish to knight biffy with my dick
  475.  
  476. *DEAD* snow : day 654: still no shots hit
  477. *DEAD* snow : getting hungry
  478. *DEAD* snow : cold
  479.  
  480. Enclave Trooper Kringle : ON THE LAST EPISODE OF NUCELUS Z
  481.  
  482. GreenLanternRanma : This is Teek without a mod. Or Partyvan on an average tuesday
  483.  
  484. String: It's kinda of like inception, but with black men and huntsman snipers
  485.  
  486. LsRainbows believes in magic: what do you mean rape is never nice
  487. LsRainbows believes in magic: at least 50% of the people involved in rape enjoy it
  488.  
  489. doks : lost iq points while playing with you
  490. doks : cu
  491.  
  492. capitalistic a-cup crimes : how many packs of mountain dew did you buy in order to stop choking schlongs at video games
  493.  
  494. potent african thunder : im gonna shove a calendar so far up your ass theyll be on "the hunt for the red october" for months
  495.  
  496. 2box : I only watch independent organically grown anime
  497.  
  498. Cpt. Moist Panties : I cant seperate reality from anime anymore
  499.  
  500. Miyukipedia : why should I kiss some nerd when I can kiss my monitor with my nice clean anime on it
  501.  
  502. . • ° ' ° • · . . · • : has anyone ever suffocated during fellatio
  503.  
  504. Steven Seagull:Lawman : this map is an accurate simulation of my friday nights. Spent in a slow moving van
  505.  
  506. Recette Lemonumf : I will fucking ram my fist so far up your anus I will turn you into a god damn puppet and make you suck my dick.
  507.  
  508. One-Eyed Jack : people get mad instead of getting good
  509.  
  510. Anus Tickler: why do girs only go after assholes when I have such a nice fedora
  511.  
  512. Shep: does kawaii mean "cute"?
  513.  
  514. oktorberfest Shota Derrick : i wonder how much a asian get paid to say those things in a anime
  515.  
  516. Furfur : i like light hearted anime; not because i'm dumb, but because i want to escape my unhappy life
  517.  
  518. Furfur: I'm an anime fan. Debate me.
  519.  
  520. PuzZle: You mean as in you already have a gf/bf or that you are already someones waifu? Cuz being a waifu isn't cheating dude
  521.  
  522. Flixerine: I wonder if gay people talk to you
  523.  
  524. darkeh : my computer chair is my toilet
  525.  
  526. Ocelot (❁´◡`❁) : another one added to the DEAD NERDS list mhmm
  527. Ocelot (❁´◡`❁) : reasons 2 date me #1 i hav at least ten money saved up in teh bank, can buy chicken nugger
  528.  
  529. vani: are you having an problem?
  530. Flixerine: YOUR FUCKING SPELLING IS A PROBLEM
  531.  
  532. Malshina: Oniichan, why is my weiner bigger than yours?
  533.  
  534. Bleepmap: So youre not premium?
  535.  
  536. Chorizonator: youll never make a girl sing about ur cock sad frog.jpg
  537.  
  538. Chorizonator: boku no pocahontas
  539. sheepy: whats boku no pochaontas?
  540. sheepy: everytime I google shit that vani says
  541. sheepy: it ends up being some half cat half human being raped by a wolf
  542. sheepy: whats a shotacon?
  543. sheepy: the only thing that comes up when I google it is boku no pico
  544. ANTSANTS: well
  545. ANTSANTS: shota is when a man wants to fuck a little boy
  546. Chorizonator: shota is when two boys love each other so much they want to put their peepees inside each other
  547.  
  548. sheepy voted to ban sheepy. Votes required 3/5
  549.  
  550. Sauce: what is defence, baby don't roll me
  551.  
  552. *DEAD* ANTSANTS: no fugk you
  553. ANTSANTS: let me hit that boypussy
  554.  
  555. Hank: BODYSHOT PISS RIFLE
  556. Hank: AND I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER RAGE AGAIN
  557. Biffy: I get mad at video games too :)
  558. *DEAD* ANTSANTS: fug
  559.  
  560. WinterMaple: im old enough to be ur grandpas pimp
  561.  
  562. (TEAM) Spice: spys are a supportclass, dont do your own thing, focus medics and heavys, ignore snipers
  563. (TEAM) Spice: vani as offensive medic heal too
  564.  
  565. Zenda: hot gay sex next door
  566. showzie: vani u mad
  567. Zenda: vani u jelly?
  568.  
  569. Mobile Downs Control Unit: the feel train
  570. Mobile Downs Control Unit: is not equiped with brakes
  571.  
  572. Attorney : it pays off every time
  573. Attorney : except when it doesn't
  574.  
  575. Crumui : Forsooth, say I, A-Fucking150 ping
  576.  
  577. Hank : is Hungaria a country
  578. Hank : you mogger
  579.  
  580. Eyebrows : is north carolina close to sweden
  581. ToastOA : just a couple of claps away
  582.  
  583. Eyebrows: eyebrows never loses, I only choose not to win
  584.  
  585. *DEAD* 唖者 : euros ruin all online multiplayer games
  586.  
  587. ANTSANTS: 50% fuck nyanners
  588. ANTSANTS: 50% i want to fuck nyanners
  589.  
  590. *DEAD* Zach Honeycomb : Get ur privilege chekt kid your time here is boner
  591.  
  592. Furfur : pantsui, are you the kind of person
  593. Furfur : that whines like a child
  594. *DEAD* Furfur : until they get what they want
  595. *DEAD* Pantsui : Exactly
  596. *DEAD* Pantsui : And you're a nerd.
  597. *DEAD* Pantsui : Faggot
  598.  
  599. THEBILLDOZER : hitler did nothing wrong besides minisentries
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