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- All languages are learned gradually. You start at the bottom and you work your way up. Starting at the bottom, you have the more, colourful, words. Let’s being today lesson.
- Let’s assume you meet a Romanian coworker. If he is a nice fellow, you can cheerfully greet him by saying “Ce mai faci coaie!”. A literal translation would be “How are you doing testicles!”. If you are close friends, you can use the diminutive. “Ce mai faci coita!” - “How are you doing little testicle”.
- Let’s say you and your Romanian friend go to a pub. There, you see a lovely lady entering the premises. This is the right time to turn to your friend and say “Mama ce pizda buna”. The translation is “Mother what a good cunt”.
- You must now decide who will pursue her for a sexual encounter. This is “Cine o fute?” - “Who fucks her?”. It is very possible you and your friend both desire to have intercours with her. This situation has two branches.
- One possible outcome is you agree to have sex with her simultaneously. “Unul ii da la buci” - “One give it to her at the buttocks” and the other “Ii da la muie” - “Give it to her at the face”. This is the happy outcome.
- The second possibility is you cannot come to a mutually satisfactory arrangement concerning the vaginal and/or oral penetration of the woman, “muiere” ( see how similar Spanish and Romanian are? ) and you decide to settle this the good old fashioned way. You fight, which is “smardoiala”.
- In this scenario, the fight will most likely begin with a shouting match. You could begin by threatening your friend by saying “O sa te fut in gura!” - “I will fuck you in the mouth”. He might retort with “Ba puta, iti iau mortii la pula si ti-o fut pe mata in cur!”. This means “Yo little penis, I will take your dead people at the dick and fuck your mother in the ass”.
- After the shouting match, the actual fight will begin. There shall be a winner and a loser. The loser will most likely screech “Sa ma pis in gura ta de bulangiu prost. Dai ca vita. Te-m pula mea de taran!”. This translated to “I piss in your mouth you stupid faggot. You hit like a cow. Go into my dick you peasant!”
- The moral of this story is you and your friends should agree to spitroast women picked up in bars.
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