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  1. 18:39:23 <zok> and kate
  2. 18:39:24 <zok> and smu
  3. 18:39:35 * zok thinks of who else he's had sex with
  4. 18:39:35 <jheit1> and meta?
  5. 18:39:35 zb3 sets mode +v basel
  6. 18:39:38 <zok> oh, wires of course
  7. 18:39:39 <zok> and meta
  8. 18:39:44 <zok> ummm
  9. 18:39:45 <jheit1> O_RLY
  10. 18:39:45 <zok> btk
  11. 18:39:47 <zok> thanatron
  12. 18:40:00 <jheit1> zb3?
  13. 18:40:15 <zok> zb3 doesn't count
  14. 18:40:19 <zok> (sorry, zb3)
  15. 18:40:25 <jheit1> zb3, have you been molested by zok?
  16. 18:40:45 <zok> Speak now or forever hold A CHILDS PENIS!
  17. 18:41:48 <basel> zok did i ever tell you about the time i was talking to this guy i used to go to school with and he was like 'have you ever heard of totse but it is gone now' and i was like i talk to zok every now and then and he was like 'you know zok??!?!?!?!'
  18. 18:42:06 <zok> lol
  19. 18:42:16 <zok> You never told me about that
  20. 18:42:16 <basel> and he thought you were like important or something
  21. 18:42:23 <basel> but i informed him otherwise.
  22. 18:42:36 <zok> I moved in with a guy the other year
  23. 18:42:44 <zok> And he was like "you'd like this place called totse"
  24. 18:42:49 <zok> And I was like "uhh, it's gone"
  25. 18:42:50 <basel> lul.
  26. 18:42:54 <zok> "oh no, it moved to this place zoklet"
  27. 18:42:57 <zok> "I own zoklet"
  28. 18:43:00 <zok> "No way"
  29. 18:43:03 <zok> Then I logged in
  30. 18:43:05 <zok> And he was like
  31. 18:43:07 <zok> Crapping his pants
  32. 18:43:14 <basel> i do remember the one time djsam met some guy on a bus or something who claimed to know you
  33. 18:43:28 <zok> And I told him to get out of my room if he was going to crap all over the place
  34. 18:43:33 Gargantua (Gargantua!Gargantua@4633FFB7.6EF56B49.70EA4CB6.IP) has joined channel #totse
  35. 18:43:47 <zok> You're right, zb3
  36. 18:43:49 <zok> I do need to remember
  37. 18:44:02 <basel> that must have been like 5 or 6 years ago
  38. 18:44:04 <jheit1> zb3 sounds like a north korean speaking english
  39. 18:44:13 <zok> jheit1: close
  40. 18:44:15 <zok> Japanese
  41. 18:44:29 <zok> I made a cool equilibrium algorithm for him
  42. 18:44:37 <zok> If he chooses your sentence
  43. 18:44:43 <zok> He puts it through googl translate
  44. 18:44:49 <zok> en -> jp -> en
  45. 18:44:54 <zok> And he does that until the en == en
  46. 18:45:06 <zok> So if the en input is the same as the en output
  47. 18:45:10 <zok> He says it to the channel
  48. 18:45:14 <Gargantua> zb3, last 50
  49. 18:45:17 <basel> have you heard from sam lately or did he fully become the retarded junkie i always knew him to be
  50. 18:45:30 <zok> zb3: last 50
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