0:12: I don't like that look.
0:37: Never put scissors in people's faces. Did you ever go to kindergarten K. Rool?
1:06: From the same writer who would later bring us Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5.
1:19: Not even gonna wait on the title drop, huh?
1:28: No Funky, you're just high again.
1:53: WILLLLLLLLLLMA!
2:02: The animators stuck a bunch of pre-existing assets together?
2:12: DK subscribes to the Noctis style of kingship.
3:00: Cranky didn't try that already?
3:19: I think I'm getting goosebumps too, but not for the same reason.
3:26: I really do not need to think about Bluster getting it on.
3:53: I think Bluster was trying to get a "raise" too.
4:10: Candy has the scariest walk I have ever seen.
4:39: Diddy: My favorite ball that will probably never be mentioned again.
4:58: Diddy: Until I forget about it next episode anyway.
5:05: Not to defend DK's idiocy, but Diddy is kind of a dick.
5:28: He's not wrong. Honestly, it's always weird when the characterization makes me root for the villain.
5:49: I guess DK thinks his friends have goldfish-like memory.
6:30: But you don't have a tail, Cranky. Monkeys have tails.
6:36: YOU'RE NAKED!
6:48: I also didn't need to se DK's sack swinging in my face.
7:12: Falling asleep in the middle of the day is trying your best?
7:38: Good question.
8:24: DK, forever a fuck up.
8:58: DK, how have you not figured this out yet?
9:33: It's a very original plotline. The writer worked super hard on it.
9:37: Actually, he fell asleep in the middle of the day *cough cough* and had to finish this script in 10 minutes.
10:04: Good God DK. Do you still put your hand on burning stoves too?
10:54: I mean, nothing substantial has really changed. Still just one good guy, one bad and the MacGuffin.
11:12: NO NO NO! Not this again!
11:25: This is gonna be haunting my nightmares for the rest of my life.
11:26: I saw where your hand was going, Bluster.
11:39: Eddie: I keep telling you that because writer is a hack.
12:00: OK, maybe this is a worse timeline.
12:56: Don't zoom in near Cranky's ass, PLEASE.
13:46: That might just be because you're stupid, DK.
14:20: This song is about as redundant as DK trying to touch stuff when he's a ghost.
15:08: I GOT IT DAMN YOU! I don't need everything repeated a hundred fucking times like you, DK.
16:22: Oh good lord, the scary walk is back.
17:10: Eyup, still high in this timeline too.
17:28: We know Funky, we know.
17:38: Oh, NOW you remember.
19:18: Krusha: He smells like roses and excessive potassium consumption.
19:42: Are you sure that was paper mache and not glass?
19:52: Discount Bulk and Skull theme, my favorite!
20:06: Yeah, I watched Scooby Doo too.
20:11: And DK still doesn't remember he isn't a ghost anymore.
20:53: DK actually brought harmony to these people. Who would've guessed?
21:24: Does this junk actually even matter if you can just replace it so easily?
21:53: It means the writers don't know how toproperly use a catch phrase.
22:19: Cranky: I used to BE Donkey Kong.
22:38: And it's the cherry on the hack writing sundae. IT WAS ALL A DREAM FOLKS, GO HOME!