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I Didn't Even Hear You Come Home (pillowtalk script)

Seglaya May 26th, 2019 66 Never
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  1. [M4F] I Didn’t Even Hear You Come Home [BFE] [Cute] [Silly] [L Bombs] [Working Late] [Footrubs]
  2.  
  3. {fighting Iudex Gundyr in DS3 … after victory…}
  4.  
  5. Unh, Who’s Bad?? I’m Bad!  BAD BITCH!  BIG DICK!  FAT REAR!  RIGHT HERE!
  6.  
  7. (turning around and seeing gf)
  8.  
  9. OH!  Heyyy babygirl… welcome home…  I missed you!
  10.  
  11. Clearly?  YEAH, CLEARLY!  So… I was getting home right as you texted me that you’d.  So I figured I’d just get dinner prepared and stick it in the oven if you texted me that you were leaving work.  And I got everything ready, and then I had nothing to do except mope around the apartment.
  12.  
  13. Yes, you know I’m an excellent moper… here, I can demonstrate what it was like
  14.  
  15. *demonstrate moping, demonstrate moping, demonstrate stomach gurgle*
  16.  
  17. No I didn’t say *stomach gurgle*, that was my stomach going *stomach gurgle*
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  19. So I went ahead and baked the casserole, and I left it in the oven for a while, but I still hadn’t heard anything and I was so hungry that I was about to eat my own foot, so I went ahead and ate dinner.  Here, I made a plate for you and kept it in the oven so it’d be warm.  How bout you lay down on the couch and I’ll grab it for you…
  20.  
  21. *open oven*
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  23. Here you go sweetie, it should still be kinda warm, but I can microwave it if you want.  Is it alright?  Yeah?  Good.  I figured you’d like coming home to a home-cooked meal…  What can I get you something to drink?  Water?  Maybe you need a glass of wine?  Maybe you need something stronger!  
  24.  
  25. ANYWAYS… So I ate dinner, and then I went back to having nothing to do except mope around because I missed you so much.
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  27. Yes, it was very similar as the demonstrated moping, but without the stomach gurgles…
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  29. So I was flopped out over the couch going “whennnn is she gonna get baaaaaacckkkkk?”  Because I was so bored and lonely, and then I had a couple of ideas.  I was like “maybe she’d also like to come back to a spotless apartment,” because it’s nice to come home to tidy places.  But then I went “ooohf, but every time I clean I get all sweaty, and she probably doesn’t wanna come home to sweaty cuddles after a long day.”  And THEN I was like, “okay, I can play some video games, because video games ALWAYS make the time fly by, and that way it’s not like I have to choose between playing video games or spending time with you.”  So THAT brings us to the present… me doing my victory dance in my undies…
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  31. But enough about my day… I really am glad you’re back… How’s the casserole?
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  33. Yeah I know it’s good, I made it after all!
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  35. Hehe, humble as ever… then again, you knew that from my victory song…
  36.  
  37. Let me take off your work shoes and massage your feet…
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  39. Relax, it won’t tickle it all, you know I got my technique all figured out… And you know I can work a lot of magic with these hands…
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  41. Just lean back against the cushions and enjoy your dinner, sweetie…
  42.  
  43. After you finish up, then we can do some real relaxing, huh?  Work hard, cuddle hard, right?
  44.  
  45. Maybe I can draw you a nice hot bath… or we can take a shower together… or just get you out of those work clothes and into your pj’s… put on a funny movie or just listen to some oldies in bed…
  46.  
  47. We can open the window and feel the fresh air breezing in against our cheeks…
  48.  
  49. You can lean back against my chest while I rub your shoulders…
  50.  
  51.  
  52. How do you feel sweetie?
  53.  
  54. Your feet feeling a little bit better?
  55.  
  56. You look a lot less tense now… more relaxed… like you get to breathe for the first time all day…
  57.  
  58. You work too hard, you know that?
  59.  
  60. Haha, I’m very proud of the work you do, but… Well, I wish your work wasn’t so demanding sometimes…
  61.  
  62. You need to be more of an underachiever like me…
  63.  
  64. That’s not entirely true, I did get an achievement for killing that boss earlier…
  65.  
  66. Oh, it’s not really the same?  Okay, I’ll take your word for it…
  67.  
  68. Here, let me get your plate for you… And I’ll refill your glass too…
  69.  
  70. Gotta make sure my hardworking baby is satisfied after a long day…
  71.  
  72. Come here, sweetie…  You’re home now… you can let everything go…
  73.  
  74. You can cry if you need to cry… you can scream if you need to scream… and you can fall asleep if you’re too tired to do anything else…
  75.  
  76. It’s okay sweetie…
  77.  
  78. It’s okay…
  79.  
  80. It’s okay…
  81.  
  82. I’ve got you…
  83.  
  84. I love you…
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  86. I love every second that I get to spend next to you…
  87.  
  88. And I love every second that I have to wait for you too… Because I get to think about you and how much I want to be with you…
  89.  
  90. And I love seeing you when you’re fully relaxed… even though sometimes it takes a while…  
  91.  
  92. That’s always when I’m proudest, ya know?  When I’ve made you relaxed and calm and sleepy…
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  94. MMhmm, I’m very proud right now…
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  96. Let’s have a nice quiet evening of cuddles…
  97.  
  98. You can lay your head on my lap while I read to you…
  99.  
  100. Or you can lean against my shoulder while I play guitar for you…
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  102. Or we can go spoon in bed and just listen to the ceiling fan whirring…
  103.  
  104. I want to make your world melt away so there’s just you and me left, sweetie…
  105.  
  106. How does that sound?
  107.  
  108. Yeah?
  109.  
  110. Well take a few minutes to decide what you wanna do tonight…
  111.  
  112. Until then, I’m just gonna hold you nice and tight against me…
  113.  
  114. I love you sweetie…
  115.  
  116. I’m so glad you’re home…
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