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  1. Sudden Death - Silicon Valley Lyrics
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  5. At home, Friday night, and I'm checkin' out the Playboy Channel
  6. But it might be too much for me to handle
  7. 'Cause I start to drool as she's gettin' undressed
  8. I see a beautiful woman with a speed bump on her chest
  9. Yo, what the Hell, who's idea was that
  10. Those things look defective, she should take 'em back
  11. I'm sick of it, this ain't what I paid for at all
  12. If I wanted fake breasts I would have bought a Barbie doll
  13. Why would a woman do something that drastic
  14. Lookin' like a mannequin, rigid and plastic
  15. Don't deny it, that's a design
  16. Of the ACME Inflatable Bustline
  17. To the untrained eye, yo, they may look fine
  18. But to a pervert like me, yo, they're easy to find
  19. I can pick out the point where the breast begins
  20. Like she's hiding two basketballs under her skin
  21. Big or small it doesn't matter at all
  22. As long as they're not made from a silicon ball
  23. Fake breasts don't bounce, don't move, don't try
  24. So you'd better be careful, you might lose an eye
  25. Eighty-four, twenty-four, thirty-four, please no more
  26. They're so big they don't fit out the door
  27. Artificially implanted sex appeal
  28. I'm givin' new meaning to the phrase "get real"
  29. ("Do you like boobs a lot?") More than you know
  30. But I don't like pizza made of play-dough
  31. Are those things real? My oh my
  32. Or did an animal crawl up your shirt and die
  33. How much did you pay for what we see
  34. Did it come with a thirty year warrantee
  35. Did you have the choice of size, shape and design
  36. You made your points, I just made mine
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