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- Sudden Death - Silicon Valley Lyrics
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- At home, Friday night, and I'm checkin' out the Playboy Channel
- But it might be too much for me to handle
- 'Cause I start to drool as she's gettin' undressed
- I see a beautiful woman with a speed bump on her chest
- Yo, what the Hell, who's idea was that
- Those things look defective, she should take 'em back
- I'm sick of it, this ain't what I paid for at all
- If I wanted fake breasts I would have bought a Barbie doll
- Why would a woman do something that drastic
- Lookin' like a mannequin, rigid and plastic
- Don't deny it, that's a design
- Of the ACME Inflatable Bustline
- To the untrained eye, yo, they may look fine
- But to a pervert like me, yo, they're easy to find
- I can pick out the point where the breast begins
- Like she's hiding two basketballs under her skin
- Big or small it doesn't matter at all
- As long as they're not made from a silicon ball
- Fake breasts don't bounce, don't move, don't try
- So you'd better be careful, you might lose an eye
- Eighty-four, twenty-four, thirty-four, please no more
- They're so big they don't fit out the door
- Artificially implanted sex appeal
- I'm givin' new meaning to the phrase "get real"
- ("Do you like boobs a lot?") More than you know
- But I don't like pizza made of play-dough
- Are those things real? My oh my
- Or did an animal crawl up your shirt and die
- How much did you pay for what we see
- Did it come with a thirty year warrantee
- Did you have the choice of size, shape and design
- You made your points, I just made mine
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