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- I always knew we
- were a fairly odd family.
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- First there was me.
- 3
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- Too tall. Too skinny.
- Too orange.
- 4
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- My mum was lovely,
- but not like other mums.
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- There was
- something solid about her.
- 6
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- Something rectangular,
- busy and unsentimental.
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- Her fashion icon was the Queen.
- 8
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- Dad, well, he was more normal. He always
- seemed to have time on his hands.
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- After giving up teaching university
- students on his 50th birthday,
- 10
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- he was eternally available
- for a leisurely chat or
- 11
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- to let me win at table tennis.
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- Yes.
- 13
- 00:01:26,399 --> 00:01:29,276
- And then there was Mum's
- brother, Uncle Desmond.
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- Always impeccably dressed. He
- spent the days just, well,
- 15
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- being Uncle Desmond.
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- He was the most charming and least
- clever man you could ever meet.
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- His mind was on other things,
- though we never found out what.
- 18
- 00:01:42,248 --> 00:01:45,042
- And then,
- finally there was Catherine.
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- Katie. Kit Kat. My sister.
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- In a household of sensible jackets
- and haircuts there was this,
- 21
- 00:01:51,716 --> 00:01:54,218
- well, what can I call her,
- nature thing.
- 22
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- With her elfin eyes, her purple
- T-shirts and her eternally bare feet,
- 23
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- she was then,
- and still is to me,
- 24
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- about the most wonderful
- thing in the world.
- 25
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- All in all, it was a pretty good childhood.
- Full of repeated rhythms and patterns.
- 26
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- By the time I was 21,
- we were still
- 27
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- having tea on the beach
- every single day.
- 28
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- Skimming stones and
- eating sandwiches,
- 29
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- summer and winter,
- no matter what the weather.
- 30
- 00:02:24,249 --> 00:02:26,917
- And every Friday evening,
- a film,
- 31
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- no matter what the weather.
- 32
- 00:02:30,755 --> 00:02:34,967
- And then once a year, the
- dreaded New Year's Eve party.
- 33
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- Yeah, I might just get one.
- 34
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- You're absolutely gorgeous.
- 35
- 00:03:01,119 --> 00:03:03,287
- I'm Katie. What am I drinking?
- 36
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- This is very expensive stuff.
- 37
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- Cheers. Cheers.
- 38
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- Come on, it's nearly midnight.
- 39
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- We're all going through.
- We're going through.
- 40
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- Look, I've gotta find you a...
- 41
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- God!
- 42
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- Everyone makes little mistakes.
- It's fine. Come on.
- 43
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- 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
- 44
- 00:03:41,284 --> 00:03:43,327
- Happy New Year!
- 45
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- Happy New Year.
- 46
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- Sorry.
- 47
- 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:02,304
- And so I woke up
- the next morning,
- 48
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- hung-over, ashamed of myself,
- 49
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- and not realising
- it was the day
- 50
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- that would change
- my life forever.
- 51
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- Get up, stupid.
- 52
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- Dad wants you.
- 53
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- Hello. Sexy pajamas.
- 54
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- Tim, come in.
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- Do
- 56
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- sit down.
- 57
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- That's very formal.
- 58
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- Well, um, yeah.
- 59
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- This is an odd moment for me
- 60
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- because I had
- the same moment with my
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- father when I'd just
- turned 21, and after it,
- 62
- 00:04:43,721 --> 00:04:48,642
- my life was never the same, so I
- approach it pretty, um, nervously.
- 63
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- Okay.
- 64
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- When you're ready.
- It's all very mysterious.
- 65
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- Right.
- 66
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- Tim, my dear son, the...
- 67
- 00:05:01,197 --> 00:05:03,657
- The simple fact is
- the men in this family
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- 00:05:03,783 --> 00:05:06,243
- have always had
- the ability to...
- 69
- 00:05:07,245 --> 00:05:09,204
- This is going to sound strange,
- 70
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- be prepared for strangeness.
- Get ready for spooky time,
- 71
- 00:05:13,418 --> 00:05:16,378
- but there's this family secret.
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- And the secret is that
- the men in the family can
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- travel in time.
- 74
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- Well, more accurately,
- travel back in time.
- 75
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- We can't travel
- into the future.
- 76
- 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:33,895
- This is such a weird joke.
- 77
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- It's seriously not a joke.
- 78
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- So you're saying that you and
- granddad, and his brothers
- 79
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- could all travel back in time?
- Absolutely.
- 80
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- And you still do? Absolutely.
- 81
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- Although it's not as dramatic as it sounds.
- It's only in my own life.
- 82
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- I can only go to places where I
- actually was and can remember.
- 83
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- I can't kill Hitler or shag
- Helen of Troy, unfortunately.
- 84
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- Okay, stop.
- 85
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- Um...
- 86
- 00:06:01,466 --> 00:06:03,967
- if it's true, which it isn't.
- Although it is.
- 87
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- Although it isn't, obviously. But if
- it was, which it's not. Which it is.
- 88
- 00:06:07,472 --> 00:06:09,473
- Which it isn't.
- But if it was, how would I...
- 89
- 00:06:09,599 --> 00:06:11,725
- The ?'How?' is
- the easy bit, in fact.
- 90
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- You go into a dark place,
- big cupboards are
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- very useful generally.
- Toilets, at a pinch.
- 92
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- Then you clench
- your fists like this.
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- Think of the moment
- you're going to
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- and you'll find yourself there.
- 95
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- After a bit of a stumble
- and a rumble and a tumble.
- 96
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- Wow.
- 97
- 00:06:27,325 --> 00:06:29,326
- Is as good a reaction as any.
- 98
- 00:06:29,452 --> 00:06:33,622
- I think I plumped for ?'fuck!?'
- but it was the '70s.
- 99
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- No, this is
- so obviously a joke.
- 100
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- It's not a joke.
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- Why would I lie to someone I'm
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- fairly fond of?
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- Okay.
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- But, when I come
- back downstairs
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- after standing in a cupboard
- with my fists clenched,
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- you're gonna be
- in so much trouble.
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- 00:06:49,806 --> 00:06:51,431
- Well,
- let's see, shall we?
- 108
- 00:06:53,810 --> 00:06:56,686
- And, Tim, try and
- do something interesting.
- 109
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- So much trouble.
- 110
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- I mean it. Really.
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- Right.
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- Wow!
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- You all right, Tim?
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- 00:08:03,629 --> 00:08:05,881
- Yes. Yeah. Good, ace. Yeah.
- 115
- 00:08:05,965 --> 00:08:08,800
- Good, come on. it's nearly
- midnight and we've got to find...
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- 00:08:08,885 --> 00:08:10,093
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- 00:08:14,432 --> 00:08:15,557
- Whoo! Midnight.
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- 10, 9, 8, 7,
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- 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:24,649
- 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
- 120
- 00:08:24,775 --> 00:08:26,985
- Happy New Year!
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- 00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:36,244
- Thank you, Tim.
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- 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:37,787
- You're welcome, Polly.
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- Does Mum know?
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- 00:09:02,605 --> 00:09:03,688
- Not a whistle.
- 125
- 00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:06,829
- Strange. And what about the whole...
- Butterfly effect thing. What can I say?
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- We don't seem to have
- messed up civilisation yet.
- 127
- 00:09:09,145 --> 00:09:10,520
- It’s gonna be
- a complicated year.
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- 00:09:10,529 --> 00:09:12,030
- It’s gonna be
- a complicated life.
- 129
- 00:09:12,823 --> 00:09:15,450
- What have you
- done with it?
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- 00:09:15,534 --> 00:09:17,661
- For me,
- it's books, books, books.
- 131
- 00:09:17,828 --> 00:09:19,955
- I've read everything
- a man could wish to.
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- Twice. Dickens three times.
- Any first thoughts?
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- 00:09:25,461 --> 00:09:28,797
- Well, I suppose apart from getting
- a slightly better haircut... Yeah.
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- 00:09:28,881 --> 00:09:30,345
- Money would be
- the obvious thing.
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- Very mixed blessing.
- 136
- 00:09:31,801 --> 00:09:33,481
- Utterly screwed up
- your grandfather's life.
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- 00:09:33,594 --> 00:09:35,220
- Left him without
- love or friends.
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- 00:09:35,346 --> 00:09:37,764
- I've never bumped into a
- genuinely happy rich person.
- 139
- 00:09:37,932 --> 00:09:39,933
- It would be nice
- not to have to work.
- 140
- 00:09:40,017 --> 00:09:41,768
- No, that's a real
- recipe for disaster.
- 141
- 00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:44,337
- Look what happened to Uncle Fred.
- What happened to Uncle Fred?
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- Absolutely sod all.
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- 00:09:46,982 --> 00:09:48,091
- Wasted his life.
- 144
- 00:09:48,175 --> 00:09:50,176
- You have to use it for
- things that you really think
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- will make your life
- the way you want it to be.
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- 00:09:52,162 --> 00:09:54,364
- Come on,
- really think about this.
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- 00:09:54,448 --> 00:09:55,448
- Well,
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- to be honest,
- I suppose, at the moment,
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- it would be just great if it
- could help me get a girlfriend.
- 150
- 00:10:03,332 --> 00:10:04,749
- Wow.
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- 00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:08,211
- Massive. Yeah.
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- 00:10:09,297 --> 00:10:10,964
- The mother ship.
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- 00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:16,052
- For me, it was always
- gonna be about love.
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- 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:18,972
- And that summer I walked
- into the eye of the storm.
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- 00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:23,310
- Her name was Charlotte.
- Cousin of Kit Kat's
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- 00:10:23,436 --> 00:10:25,895
- handsome but
- nasty boyfriend Jimmy.
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- 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:30,734
- And she was staying
- for two whole months.
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- 00:10:34,572 --> 00:10:36,573
- Just one. Not both of them.
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- 00:10:38,826 --> 00:10:39,826
- Tim,
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- 00:10:40,661 --> 00:10:42,579
- will you do my back?
- 161
- 00:10:42,747 --> 00:10:44,039
- Absolutely!
- 162
- 00:10:48,085 --> 00:10:49,919
- Very keen!
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- 00:10:51,922 --> 00:10:54,966
- Whoa! No. No.
- 164
- 00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:57,927
- No. No, no. No, no, no.
- 165
- 00:10:59,096 --> 00:11:00,597
- Is it in my hair? Yes!
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- 00:11:08,481 --> 00:11:12,067
- Tim. Will you do my back?
- 167
- 00:11:12,276 --> 00:11:14,652
- Sure. Just give us a sec.
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- 00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:17,989
- Okay.
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- 00:11:30,503 --> 00:11:31,961
- Thank you.
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- 00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:35,423
- Now...
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- 00:11:42,973 --> 00:11:44,307
- Ooh. Nice.
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- 00:11:44,809 --> 00:11:46,309
- It’s my area.
- 173
- 00:11:49,188 --> 00:11:52,190
- it was a summer of
- suntan and torture.
- 174
- 00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:55,068
- I invited my foolish friend
- Jay around for tennis
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- 00:11:55,152 --> 00:11:57,404
- because I thought
- he'd make me look good.
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- 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,285
- I was wrong!
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- 00:12:04,954 --> 00:12:06,621
- What are you doing? No.
- 178
- 00:12:10,292 --> 00:12:12,252
- Charlotte just made both
- of us look like idiots.
- 179
- 00:12:12,336 --> 00:12:13,837
- Bad luck, Tim.
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- 00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:21,010
- How the hell are you meant
- to concentrate on your game?
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- 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:23,763
- How are you meant
- to live your life
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- 00:12:23,889 --> 00:12:26,015
- with this sort of
- shit going down?
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- 00:12:27,601 --> 00:12:30,353
- It never got better
- until suddenly
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- 00:12:30,855 --> 00:12:32,939
- it was almost too late.
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- 00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:35,817
- Well, Charlotte,
- our final lunch.
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- 00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:37,193
- No!
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- 00:12:37,486 --> 00:12:40,822
- And it's been really, really
- lovely having you all summer.
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- 00:12:40,948 --> 00:12:41,990
- it has.
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- 00:12:42,116 --> 00:12:43,158
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,534
- It really has.
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- 00:12:44,702 --> 00:12:45,952
- Hasn't it, Desmond?
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- 00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:47,245
- Beg your pardon?
- 193
- 00:12:47,329 --> 00:12:49,497
- Lovely having
- Charlotte here all summer.
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- 00:12:49,874 --> 00:12:51,332
- Charlotte? Who's Charlotte?
- 195
- 00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:53,710
- Come on, darling. Charlotte,
- sitting next to you.
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- 00:12:55,004 --> 00:12:58,339
- Yes, of course. Of course.
- Charlotte. Hi.
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- 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,550
- Lovely to meet you.
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- 00:13:05,014 --> 00:13:08,349
- Have you enjoyed having
- Charlotte here all summer, Tim?
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- 00:13:09,977 --> 00:13:10,977
- Yeah.
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- 00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:13,396
- There goes August.
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- 00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:15,528
- I've introduced him to
- most things, haven't I?
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- 00:13:15,566 --> 00:13:18,067
- You did. You were
- much more sophisticated.
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- 00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:20,904
- In a quiet way,
- I like to think.
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- 00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:36,085
- Come in.
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- 00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:39,672
- Charlotte. Yeah!
- 206
- 00:13:43,594 --> 00:13:47,222
- As it's your last night,
- can I ask you a question?
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- 00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:49,849
- Yeah. Ask away.
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- 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,518
- No, wait.
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- 00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:55,939
- It’s not going to
- be about love, is it?
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- 00:13:56,106 --> 00:13:57,607
- Love? What?
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- 00:13:57,733 --> 00:14:01,277
- Well, it's just that Kit Kat warned me that
- if you were to ever mention it, I should be
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- 00:14:01,403 --> 00:14:03,571
- very firm with you and tell you
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- 00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:05,865
- you must treat me
- like your sister
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- 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,408
- and not be stupid.
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- 00:14:08,285 --> 00:14:11,287
- Or have I just made
- a total fool of myself
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- 00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:13,014
- and you were actually
- going to ask me for
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- 00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:14,707
- late night last
- minute tennis tips?
- 218
- 00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:17,377
- No, it was the love thing.
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- 00:14:17,461 --> 00:14:19,128
- Well.
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- 00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:22,590
- That's very sweet of you.
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- 00:14:23,425 --> 00:14:26,719
- It’s just a shame you
- left it till the last night.
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- 00:14:26,804 --> 00:14:31,641
- You should have tried creeping along
- the corridor while we still had time.
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- 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,811
- Okay, the ?'last night?'
- was a bad idea?
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- 00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:39,816
- Very bad idea. it feels like an ever
- so slightly insulting afterthought.
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- 00:14:40,276 --> 00:14:42,485
- ?'Last night?' was
- never going to work.
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- 00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:46,155
- All right. Good. I've got it.
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- 00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:07,927
- Come in.
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- 00:15:09,346 --> 00:15:11,264
- Tim. Hi. Charlotte.
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- 00:15:12,641 --> 00:15:14,350
- Hi. Sit down.
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- 00:15:16,812 --> 00:15:19,689
- I know you've
- probably suspected this,
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- 00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:23,443
- but over the last month I've fallen
- completely in love with you.
- 232
- 00:15:25,195 --> 00:15:27,864
- Now obviously
- this was gonna happen
- 233
- 00:15:28,115 --> 00:15:32,118
- because you're
- a goddess with that face
- 234
- 00:15:32,202 --> 00:15:33,995
- and that hair,
- 235
- 00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:37,290
- but even if you
- didn't have a nice face,
- 236
- 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,960
- and even if you had
- absolutely no hair
- 237
- 00:15:41,211 --> 00:15:43,796
- because of some
- bizarre medical reason,
- 238
- 00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:47,175
- I'd still adore you,
- 239
- 00:15:47,718 --> 00:15:48,718
- and I...
- 240
- 00:15:49,219 --> 00:15:53,890
- I just wondered whether, by any
- chance, you might share my feelings.
- 241
- 00:15:55,225 --> 00:15:56,225
- Wow.
- 242
- 00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:59,437
- I tell you what.
- 243
- 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:02,065
- Why don't we see
- how the summer goes
- 244
- 00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:05,985
- and then you ask me
- again on my last night?
- 245
- 00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:09,656
- Your last night? Yes.
- 246
- 00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:14,035
- Try me on the last night. See
- what happens then, shall we?
- 247
- 00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:16,245
- It’s exciting.
- 248
- 00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:17,664
- Right.
- 249
- 00:16:18,248 --> 00:16:22,460
- No, it's a perfect plan. That's
- absolutely perfect. Last night.
- 250
- 00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:24,003
- Last night.
- 251
- 00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,466
- Thanks very much.
- 252
- 00:16:29,635 --> 00:16:31,135
- Night-night, Timmy.
- 253
- 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,436
- Big lesson number one,
- 254
- 00:16:40,562 --> 00:16:43,731
- all the time travel in the world
- can't make someone love you.
- 255
- 00:16:43,857 --> 00:16:44,857
- Bye!
- 256
- 00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:48,277
- So the love of my life
- just drove away.
- 257
- 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:53,533
- And the very next day
- it was my turn to leave.
- 258
- 00:16:56,286 --> 00:16:59,288
- There you go. Don't
- spend it all at once.
- 259
- 00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:01,999
- Thanks.
- 260
- 00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:07,422
- Don't call too often, your mother
- doesn't like to be disturbed.
- 261
- 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,716
- Okay. Thanks.
- 262
- 00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:32,488
- I caught the train to London in
- search of a future and a girlfriend.
- 263
- 00:17:35,159 --> 00:17:37,410
- I was staying in St John's
- Wood, near Abbey Road,
- 264
- 00:17:37,494 --> 00:17:40,663
- with a playwright friend
- of my dad's called Harry.
- 265
- 00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:44,709
- It's always nice to have family connections
- when you're a new kid in town.
- 266
- 00:17:57,639 --> 00:18:01,392
- What the fuck do you want?
- 267
- 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:04,729
- I'm James's son.
- 268
- 00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:06,022
- Who?
- 269
- 00:18:07,232 --> 00:18:09,358
- James Lake. What about him?
- 270
- 00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:13,780
- He said you had a room.
- 271
- 00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:17,617
- Go in there and wait.
- 272
- 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,954
- Quietly. I mean it,
- don't make a sound.
- 273
- 00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:24,457
- Or I'll kill you.
- 274
- 00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:37,595
- I was actually having the first
- good idea I've had for a decade
- 275
- 00:18:37,679 --> 00:18:39,222
- when you rang on the doorbell.
- 276
- 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:41,641
- But now it's gone.
- 277
- 00:18:42,434 --> 00:18:44,393
- You little shit.
- 278
- 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,103
- How's your dad?
- 279
- 00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:50,483
- Weird cock, I always thought.
- Something weird about him.
- 280
- 00:18:50,609 --> 00:18:51,400
- Really?
- 281
- 00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:53,986
- Yeah, I never really
- liked him, actually.
- 282
- 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:57,532
- Your mum still
- look like Andy Warhol?
- 283
- 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:58,658
- What?
- 284
- 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:02,620
- That, by the way, is my wife.
- 285
- 00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:04,247
- Nice.
- 286
- 00:19:04,373 --> 00:19:05,813
- Yeah, you wouldn't
- like her at first.
- 287
- 00:19:07,084 --> 00:19:09,001
- Sarcastic cow.
- 288
- 00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:12,296
- But eventually
- you'd realise that
- 289
- 00:19:12,798 --> 00:19:15,466
- she's the best human
- being in the world.
- 290
- 00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:18,469
- Which is why she
- left me, of course.
- 291
- 00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,598
- Here you go.
- 292
- 00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:26,978
- Try not to make too much noise,
- particularly when having sex.
- 293
- 00:19:27,604 --> 00:19:28,646
- No chance of that.
- 294
- 00:19:28,730 --> 00:19:31,440
- Christ,
- two losers in one house.
- 295
- 00:19:31,984 --> 00:19:33,526
- That is my daughter.
- 296
- 00:19:35,153 --> 00:19:38,823
- Have sex with her if you like.
- Apparently everyone else has.
- 297
- 00:19:41,118 --> 00:19:43,578
- It wasn't a hopeful
- set-up for romance.
- 298
- 00:19:44,329 --> 00:19:46,998
- And work didn't help
- on that score either.
- 299
- 00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:50,126
- The world of law seems to
- be entirely full of men.
- 300
- 00:19:52,337 --> 00:19:56,674
- Hello. I'm Rory. Very pleased to meet you.
- A real thrill.
- 301
- 00:19:57,134 --> 00:20:00,761
- Well, who knows, we might become,
- you know, pals, et cetera.
- 302
- 00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:03,848
- Who the hell are you? Tim Lake.
- 303
- 00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:06,100
- Well, I hope you're
- better than this clown.
- 304
- 00:20:06,768 --> 00:20:08,269
- Come on, Roger.
- 305
- 00:20:08,395 --> 00:20:09,896
- It’s Rory, actually.
- 306
- 00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:11,564
- I've been here
- a year and a half.
- 307
- 00:20:11,648 --> 00:20:14,233
- I'm just saying that to be nice.
- It's two years actually.
- 308
- 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,907
- So six lonely months went by
- and it was still just me and Harry.
- 309
- 00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:23,534
- Me lawyer-ing every hour
- of the day and night.
- 310
- 00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:26,913
- And him putting the finishing
- touches to his new play.
- 311
- 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:31,542
- No matter how many girls
- there were in the world,
- 312
- 00:20:31,668 --> 00:20:34,795
- I always seemed to
- end up with Rory.
- 313
- 00:20:34,922 --> 00:20:35,922
- Hello.
- 314
- 00:20:36,298 --> 00:20:38,090
- Until, out of the blue,
- 315
- 00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:43,471
- on a dodgy night out with dodgy
- Jay, something miraculous happened.
- 316
- 00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:45,973
- The waiters are,
- 317
- 00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,059
- wait for this,
- right, they're blind.
- 318
- 00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:49,268
- You're kidding me?
- 319
- 00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:52,897
- I'm kidding you not.
- No, as bats. As bats!
- 320
- 00:20:53,357 --> 00:20:54,982
- Very good to
- have you here, gentlemen.
- 321
- 00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,984
- I hope you enjoy
- your experience.
- 322
- 00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:59,195
- Carlo will show
- you to your table.
- 323
- 00:20:59,321 --> 00:21:01,572
- Great. Lead on, maestro.
- 324
- 00:21:01,698 --> 00:21:04,283
- Can I have your right hand on
- my right shoulder, please?
- 325
- 00:21:04,368 --> 00:21:06,786
- And your friend hold on to your shoulder.
- Thank you.
- 326
- 00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:13,918
- Mind the stairs and
- be prepared because
- 327
- 00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:16,420
- it's completely dark.
- 328
- 00:21:18,382 --> 00:21:20,091
- Okay, gentlemen,
- if you don't mind,
- 329
- 00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:22,551
- I can sit you here beside
- these two young ladies.
- 330
- 00:21:22,636 --> 00:21:24,720
- No, no.
- Sounds absolutely perfect!
- 331
- 00:21:24,846 --> 00:21:27,014
- God,
- you sound very perky.
- 332
- 00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:28,474
- I am. And very handsome.
- 333
- 00:21:29,643 --> 00:21:31,227
- Someone's there.
- 334
- 00:21:31,353 --> 00:21:33,521
- Hi. Hi. I'm Mary.
- 335
- 00:21:33,647 --> 00:21:36,315
- I'm Tim. Mary's my
- mother's name, actually.
- 336
- 00:21:36,441 --> 00:21:39,026
- Does it suit her? Sort of.
- 337
- 00:21:39,152 --> 00:21:42,613
- Although she's sturdy, so Bernard
- might have been a better fit.
- 338
- 00:21:44,032 --> 00:21:45,032
- Okay.
- 339
- 00:21:45,409 --> 00:21:48,119
- Something just
- touched my elbow.
- 340
- 00:21:48,245 --> 00:21:49,578
- Okay, that wasn't me.
- 341
- 00:21:49,663 --> 00:21:53,082
- No. Well, that just makes it worse.
- If it wasn't you, who was it?
- 342
- 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,419
- it wasn't me because I'm
- touching something else.
- 343
- 00:21:56,545 --> 00:21:59,171
- Yes, and you'll stop
- that right away, thank you.
- 344
- 00:21:59,548 --> 00:22:04,135
- So, girls, be honest,
- who is more beautiful?
- 345
- 00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:05,761
- - I am.
- - Yeah. She is.
- 346
- 00:22:05,887 --> 00:22:07,013
- Excellent!
- 347
- 00:22:07,139 --> 00:22:08,681
- Actually,
- I look like Kate Moss.
- 348
- 00:22:08,807 --> 00:22:10,349
- Really?
- 349
- 00:22:10,475 --> 00:22:13,310
- No. I sort of
- look like a squirrel.
- 350
- 00:22:14,688 --> 00:22:16,022
- Do you like Kate Moss?
- 351
- 00:22:16,148 --> 00:22:17,523
- I absolutely love her.
- 352
- 00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:20,818
- In fact, I almost wore one of
- her dresses here tonight. You?
- 353
- 00:22:20,944 --> 00:22:23,154
- No, no, her clothes
- look terrible on me.
- 354
- 00:22:25,657 --> 00:22:28,034
- I cannot believe that it's
- your birthday next week as well.
- 355
- 00:22:28,118 --> 00:22:32,163
- Your friend Jay is
- quite enthusiastic.
- 356
- 00:22:32,456 --> 00:22:34,582
- I actually hate him.
- 357
- 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:35,624
- What's Joanna like?
- 358
- 00:22:35,751 --> 00:22:38,502
- - She's basically a prostitute.
- - Yeah.
- 359
- 00:22:39,254 --> 00:22:41,172
- I think it's strawberry mousse.
- Ooh!
- 360
- 00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:42,381
- Do you want some?
- 361
- 00:22:42,466 --> 00:22:43,799
- Um... Okay. I'll try it.
- 362
- 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,092
- Okay, where's your mouth?
- 363
- 00:22:45,177 --> 00:22:46,802
- It’s...
- 364
- 00:22:47,679 --> 00:22:49,055
- it's here.
- 365
- 00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:50,514
- Okay. There?
- 366
- 00:22:50,682 --> 00:22:52,475
- My God, what was that?
- 367
- 00:22:52,601 --> 00:22:54,393
- That's my eye.
- 368
- 00:22:54,519 --> 00:22:57,396
- I think there's a lot of...
- I've got quite a lot of
- 369
- 00:22:57,481 --> 00:22:59,523
- strawberry mousse
- in my eye now!
- 370
- 00:22:59,649 --> 00:23:00,941
- I'm so sorry.
- 371
- 00:23:01,026 --> 00:23:04,278
- No. Thank you. That's
- a new sensation for me.
- 372
- 00:23:06,823 --> 00:23:10,409
- So, maybe I'll see
- you outside or...
- 373
- 00:23:10,744 --> 00:23:12,411
- Yeah. Yeah, great.
- 374
- 00:23:12,537 --> 00:23:14,330
- Great. Scary.
- 375
- 00:23:14,456 --> 00:23:16,707
- Yeah, it's a bit scary.
- 376
- 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,169
- My God, I'm so in there.
- What about you?
- 377
- 00:23:20,295 --> 00:23:23,005
- I don't know,
- but she sounded wonderful.
- 378
- 00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:24,298
- Shh!
- 379
- 00:23:25,509 --> 00:23:27,218
- Joanna? Jay.
- 380
- 00:23:27,344 --> 00:23:29,428
- Christ, you're a babe.
- 381
- 00:23:29,554 --> 00:23:31,180
- How do you fancy
- stretching the night
- 382
- 00:23:31,306 --> 00:23:32,890
- out a bit?
- I can ditch the loser.
- 383
- 00:23:33,016 --> 00:23:35,935
- We've got to rush, but help me find a
- cab and I might give you my number.
- 384
- 00:23:36,019 --> 00:23:37,019
- Of course. Yeah.
- 385
- 00:23:37,104 --> 00:23:38,817
- Or I might not.
- Haven't decided yet. So...
- 386
- 00:23:38,855 --> 00:23:40,356
- I have. it's not gonna happen.
- 387
- 00:24:07,884 --> 00:24:09,635
- Hi. Hi.
- 388
- 00:24:10,929 --> 00:24:13,305
- Where's... She
- and Jay just...
- 389
- 00:24:13,431 --> 00:24:16,058
- She took him to...
- I don't know.
- 390
- 00:24:16,184 --> 00:24:17,184
- Right.
- 391
- 00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:19,520
- Well, I guess I'd better...
- 392
- 00:24:19,646 --> 00:24:23,315
- Would it be very wrong if I
- asked you for your number?
- 393
- 00:24:25,318 --> 00:24:26,318
- No.
- 394
- 00:24:26,653 --> 00:24:29,697
- Just in case I ever
- had to call you about...
- 395
- 00:24:30,323 --> 00:24:31,866
- Stuff? -
- 396
- 00:24:32,617 --> 00:24:33,617
- Okay.
- 397
- 00:24:37,831 --> 00:24:39,165
- Would you...
- 398
- 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:41,083
- it's Mary.
- 399
- 00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:42,459
- Mary.
- 400
- 00:24:44,629 --> 00:24:45,880
- Okay.
- 401
- 00:24:46,506 --> 00:24:48,674
- I thought this phone
- was old and shit,
- 402
- 00:24:49,384 --> 00:24:51,594
- but suddenly it's my most
- valuable possession.
- 403
- 00:24:52,637 --> 00:24:54,430
- You really like me?
- 404
- 00:24:56,099 --> 00:24:58,684
- Even my frock?
- 405
- 00:24:58,810 --> 00:25:00,936
- I love your frock.
- 406
- 00:25:01,563 --> 00:25:05,149
- And my hair?
- It's not too brown?
- 407
- 00:25:05,483 --> 00:25:07,026
- I love brown.
- 408
- 00:25:08,737 --> 00:25:10,029
- My fringe is new.
- 409
- 00:25:10,113 --> 00:25:12,323
- The fringe is perfect.
- Fringe is the best bit.
- 410
- 00:25:12,407 --> 00:25:13,532
- Mary!
- 411
- 00:25:13,658 --> 00:25:16,994
- We have to go! I found a cab and his
- dodgy friend is about to assault me.
- 412
- 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,455
- Okay, I'm coming.
- 413
- 00:25:19,581 --> 00:25:21,165
- Two seconds.
- 414
- 00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:23,959
- I hope I see you again.
- 415
- 00:25:24,586 --> 00:25:25,711
- You will.
- 416
- 00:25:26,254 --> 00:25:28,589
- Okay. Good.
- 417
- 00:25:30,175 --> 00:25:33,552
- Goodnight.
- 418
- 00:26:10,966 --> 00:26:12,549
- What's happened?
- 419
- 00:26:12,801 --> 00:26:14,885
- What have you done,
- you poor thing?
- 420
- 00:26:15,178 --> 00:26:18,097
- Nothing.
- It's just a flesh wound.
- 421
- 00:26:18,223 --> 00:26:19,515
- Here. Thank you.
- 422
- 00:26:23,144 --> 00:26:25,312
- You may remember,
- my play opened tonight.
- 423
- 00:26:25,897 --> 00:26:27,481
- My God, yes. How did it go?
- 424
- 00:26:27,607 --> 00:26:29,149
- Well. it went well.
- 425
- 00:26:29,526 --> 00:26:33,070
- You could tell in the room a
- masterpiece was being unfurled.
- 426
- 00:26:33,196 --> 00:26:35,197
- Really? Really.
- 427
- 00:26:35,323 --> 00:26:38,867
- Until, and this is the
- crucial plot point, I think,
- 428
- 00:26:38,994 --> 00:26:43,747
- until the lead actor had the most
- massive dry in the history of theatre.
- 429
- 00:26:43,873 --> 00:26:45,416
- No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes.
- 430
- 00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:48,460
- He didn't just
- forget his lines.
- 431
- 00:26:48,586 --> 00:26:50,129
- He forgot his lines
- to the extent
- 432
- 00:26:50,213 --> 00:26:52,631
- that no actor has ever
- forgotten their lines
- 433
- 00:26:52,757 --> 00:26:55,134
- before in
- the annals of dramatic art.
- 434
- 00:26:55,677 --> 00:26:59,054
- The reviews won't say,?'Major masterpiece
- gets unveiled, ?'
- 435
- 00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:02,808
- they'll say, ?'Major
- actor gets Alzheimer's.?'
- 436
- 00:27:03,476 --> 00:27:04,977
- it's a disaster.
- 437
- 00:27:05,895 --> 00:27:07,604
- Is an understatement.
- 438
- 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:13,068
- It’s the Titanic of play
- openings, but with no survivors.
- 439
- 00:27:13,737 --> 00:27:16,071
- No women, no children,
- 440
- 00:27:16,489 --> 00:27:18,741
- not even Kate Winslet.
- 441
- 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,868
- All dead.
- 442
- 00:27:22,537 --> 00:27:24,163
- Okay. I'll see what I can do.
- 443
- 00:27:24,247 --> 00:27:25,622
- What does that mean?
- 444
- 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,375
- What are you gonna do?
- Ring up every critic
- 445
- 00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:30,419
- in London and
- offer them a blow job
- 446
- 00:27:30,545 --> 00:27:35,257
- if they ignore the fact that we sat
- in total silence for half an hour
- 447
- 00:27:35,383 --> 00:27:40,471
- waiting for a moron to
- remember one single line?
- 448
- 00:27:40,597 --> 00:27:42,348
- Not quite that.
- 449
- 00:27:58,990 --> 00:27:59,990
- Hello.
- 450
- 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:08,791
- Hello, Sir Tom. I'm a friend of Harry's.
- How's it going with the lines?
- 451
- 00:28:10,126 --> 00:28:12,378
- I'm sorry,
- what do you mean ?'the lines?'?
- 452
- 00:28:13,129 --> 00:28:14,797
- It’s just, you know,
- in the court scenes,
- 453
- 00:28:14,881 --> 00:28:17,591
- some of those lines
- are pretty complex.
- 454
- 00:28:17,717 --> 00:28:20,094
- And I just thought maybe it
- might be worth, you know,
- 455
- 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,179
- having one last
- look at the lines
- 456
- 00:28:22,263 --> 00:28:25,641
- before you go on.
- A little refresher.
- 457
- 00:28:26,893 --> 00:28:29,144
- Fuck off out of here.
- 458
- 00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:34,024
- You arising lunatic. Get out!
- You ginger twerp. Go on!
- 459
- 00:28:34,150 --> 00:28:35,901
- Patronising piece of...
- 460
- 00:28:47,997 --> 00:28:50,416
- And now the Defense.
- 461
- 00:29:00,802 --> 00:29:05,472
- I have lived
- many weary years...
- 462
- 00:29:05,765 --> 00:29:07,808
- it's brilliant... but never,
- 463
- 00:29:07,934 --> 00:29:11,979
- in that long catalogue
- of wasted time,
- 464
- 00:29:12,647 --> 00:29:17,109
- have I ever seen such an atrocious
- miscarriage of justice.
- 465
- 00:29:22,323 --> 00:29:26,660
- Do the Prosecution have
- anything final to add?
- 466
- 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,332
- Sorry, excuse me. Sorry.
- 467
- 00:30:20,673 --> 00:30:25,260
- Do the Prosecution have
- anything final to add?
- 468
- 00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:33,435
- Psst!
- 469
- 00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:41,902
- Gentlemen...
- 470
- 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,280
- Gentlemen,
- 471
- 00:30:45,823 --> 00:30:50,327
- I regard today's proceedings
- with the utmost gravity.
- 472
- 00:30:50,453 --> 00:30:52,204
- Nevertheless,
- 473
- 00:30:52,789 --> 00:30:55,666
- let us be clear of one
- 474
- 00:30:57,544 --> 00:31:00,379
- simple and salient thing.
- 475
- 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:05,133
- It is the life
- 476
- 00:31:05,718 --> 00:31:07,678
- of a guilty man!
- 477
- 00:31:18,982 --> 00:31:22,568
- One of the actors appeared
- to have actually fallen asleep...
- 478
- 00:31:22,652 --> 00:31:26,113
- Here's the little prick who
- walked out halfway through.
- 479
- 00:31:26,197 --> 00:31:28,115
- You missed the best scene,
- you little twerp.
- 480
- 00:31:28,241 --> 00:31:29,241
- Sorry.
- 481
- 00:31:29,659 --> 00:31:31,827
- What did you think of the set?
- 482
- 00:31:32,161 --> 00:31:33,370
- I thought it was incredible.
- 483
- 00:31:33,454 --> 00:31:36,582
- Did you? I didn't. Too brown.
- 484
- 00:31:39,919 --> 00:31:41,086
- Mary!
- 485
- 00:31:43,131 --> 00:31:44,798
- No.
- 486
- 00:31:45,633 --> 00:31:47,175
- She's gone.
- 487
- 00:32:02,358 --> 00:32:06,361
- Two girls in earlier tonight. One of
- them the prettiest girl in the world.
- 488
- 00:32:06,487 --> 00:32:08,388
- The other one like a
- sort of nice prostitute.
- 489
- 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,365
- Did you get their names?
- 490
- 00:32:10,491 --> 00:32:14,286
- Yes. They left
- a while ago. Let's see.
- 491
- 00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:17,789
- No, I'm afraid
- they were walk-ins
- 492
- 00:32:17,915 --> 00:32:20,375
- and it appears
- they paid by cash.
- 493
- 00:32:20,793 --> 00:32:22,502
- Sorry, sir.
- 494
- 00:32:22,629 --> 00:32:24,389
- That's okay.
- That's fine, it's brilliant.
- 495
- 00:32:24,714 --> 00:32:27,841
- It’s just the end of my life.
- Thanks so much.
- 496
- 00:32:49,072 --> 00:32:51,073
- Cheer up, mate.
- 497
- 00:32:51,407 --> 00:32:55,243
- Apparently, you're living with
- Britain's greatest living playwright.
- 498
- 00:32:55,578 --> 00:32:57,079
- I don't usually
- read them, obviously,
- 499
- 00:32:57,246 --> 00:32:58,747
- but I couldn't resist this one.
- 500
- 00:32:58,915 --> 00:33:03,919
- ?'Harry Chapman
- found guilty of genius.?'
- 501
- 00:33:10,843 --> 00:33:12,135
- I have to go out. Right now.
- 502
- 00:33:12,261 --> 00:33:13,595
- Why?
- 503
- 00:33:13,721 --> 00:33:15,514
- She loves Kate Moss.
- 504
- 00:33:59,142 --> 00:34:00,976
- Thanks for keeping
- me company, Kittle.
- 505
- 00:34:01,144 --> 00:34:02,769
- Nothing better to do.
- 506
- 00:34:02,895 --> 00:34:03,979
- How's Jimmy?
- 507
- 00:34:04,147 --> 00:34:05,147
- Dumped me.
- 508
- 00:34:05,273 --> 00:34:06,273
- Not again.
- 509
- 00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:08,108
- And work? They've sacked me.
- 510
- 00:34:08,234 --> 00:34:09,234
- Idiots.
- 511
- 00:34:09,777 --> 00:34:11,486
- Coffee? Please.
- 512
- 00:34:12,155 --> 00:34:15,449
- I've only just noticed this cat
- in this picture. See that cat?
- 513
- 00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:18,452
- I do see that cat.
- It's very good.
- 514
- 00:34:19,495 --> 00:34:20,996
- My God.
- 515
- 00:34:21,956 --> 00:34:23,081
- My God!
- 516
- 00:34:23,207 --> 00:34:24,332
- What?
- 517
- 00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:26,334
- it's her.
- 518
- 00:34:28,087 --> 00:34:29,671
- It’s her!
- 519
- 00:34:30,757 --> 00:34:32,257
- That's her!
- 520
- 00:34:33,342 --> 00:34:34,760
- Shh!
- 521
- 00:34:38,014 --> 00:34:39,598
- You go, girl.
- 522
- 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,360
- Sorry.
- 523
- 00:34:53,529 --> 00:34:55,322
- Hi. Hi.
- 524
- 00:34:57,492 --> 00:34:58,867
- How are you?
- 525
- 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,703
- I'm... I'm fine.
- 526
- 00:35:02,038 --> 00:35:04,206
- It’s so good to see you.
- 527
- 00:35:04,373 --> 00:35:06,541
- Um... We've never met before.
- 528
- 00:35:07,877 --> 00:35:09,836
- No, fuck.
- 529
- 00:35:10,463 --> 00:35:12,506
- No, of course we haven't. No.
- 530
- 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:15,675
- Sorry, I think you've
- mistaken me for someone else.
- 531
- 00:35:15,802 --> 00:35:17,469
- No, no, no.
- 532
- 00:35:18,137 --> 00:35:19,805
- Your name's Mary.
- 533
- 00:35:21,057 --> 00:35:23,850
- That's distinctly weird.
- 534
- 00:35:23,976 --> 00:35:25,852
- How do you know that?
- 535
- 00:35:26,854 --> 00:35:28,730
- Well, you look like a Mary.
- 536
- 00:35:29,232 --> 00:35:30,524
- In what way?
- 537
- 00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:31,900
- My mum's called Mary.
- 538
- 00:35:32,068 --> 00:35:33,527
- I look like your mother?
- 539
- 00:35:34,070 --> 00:35:36,196
- No. You're much prettier.
- 540
- 00:35:39,408 --> 00:35:40,826
- It’s a nice fringe, by the way.
- 541
- 00:35:40,952 --> 00:35:42,369
- God, it's new and
- 542
- 00:35:42,495 --> 00:35:44,412
- probably too short but... No.
- 543
- 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:47,415
- Well, gee, thank you and
- 544
- 00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,918
- listen, it was
- really nice to meet you.
- 545
- 00:35:50,086 --> 00:35:53,672
- I should probably go because
- my friend's waiting for me
- 546
- 00:35:53,756 --> 00:35:56,174
- and you're a,
- you're a total stranger.
- 547
- 00:35:56,425 --> 00:35:57,843
- Total stranger.
- 548
- 00:35:57,969 --> 00:35:59,344
- Yeah, it's crazy stuff.
- 549
- 00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:01,263
- Yeah, kind of. Okay.
- 550
- 00:36:01,389 --> 00:36:02,764
- Bye, Mary. Bye.
- 551
- 00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:07,018
- No.
- 552
- 00:36:07,103 --> 00:36:08,270
- How did it go?
- 553
- 00:36:08,396 --> 00:36:09,521
- It was very poor.
- 554
- 00:36:09,605 --> 00:36:10,939
- Very poor indeed, yeah.
- 555
- 00:36:11,107 --> 00:36:12,440
- You gotta go again.
- 556
- 00:36:13,359 --> 00:36:15,277
- You can do it. Take two.
- 557
- 00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:22,033
- She just always... She
- always looks different.
- 558
- 00:36:23,786 --> 00:36:26,121
- Sorry. it's me again.
- 559
- 00:36:26,622 --> 00:36:28,248
- Hi. Sorry.
- 560
- 00:36:28,958 --> 00:36:30,750
- Joanna, this is...
- 561
- 00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:32,419
- Tim.
- 562
- 00:36:32,545 --> 00:36:33,712
- Hello. Nice to meet you.
- 563
- 00:36:36,299 --> 00:36:39,968
- Tim is a total stranger whose
- mother's name is Mary.
- 564
- 00:36:40,094 --> 00:36:42,804
- I just had a weird
- experience with Mary here
- 565
- 00:36:42,889 --> 00:36:45,432
- of thinking she was someone else.
- But she wasn't.
- 566
- 00:36:45,558 --> 00:36:49,769
- But I just wondered if I
- could walk round with you
- 567
- 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:54,649
- for a while because my sister
- Kit Kat is about to leave...
- 568
- 00:36:54,775 --> 00:36:55,775
- Yeah.
- 569
- 00:36:58,404 --> 00:37:00,071
- Bye... and...
- 570
- 00:37:00,406 --> 00:37:01,823
- And so,
- 571
- 00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:04,993
- I'm about to be quite lonely.
- 572
- 00:37:05,661 --> 00:37:09,956
- Right. Well, I think we
- should probably say no.
- 573
- 00:37:10,082 --> 00:37:13,168
- No, yes. But on the other hand,
- he's got a quite nice smile
- 574
- 00:37:13,294 --> 00:37:15,337
- and sort of,
- you know, fun hair.
- 575
- 00:37:17,089 --> 00:37:18,089
- Yeah.
- 576
- 00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:20,508
- All right.
- 577
- 00:37:21,010 --> 00:37:25,013
- But you have to promise that you are
- not one of the following things.
- 578
- 00:37:25,181 --> 00:37:26,806
- One, a lunatic.
- 579
- 00:37:26,891 --> 00:37:28,016
- Yeah. No.
- 580
- 00:37:28,184 --> 00:37:30,977
- Two, a fringe fetishist.
- 581
- 00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:34,314
- I'm just Kate Moss's
- number one male fan.
- 582
- 00:37:36,108 --> 00:37:37,651
- God. Really?
- 583
- 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,110
- Yeah. God, yeah.
- 584
- 00:37:39,195 --> 00:37:42,530
- Do you agree that the magic
- of her lies in her history?
- 585
- 00:37:43,115 --> 00:37:45,325
- That the informality
- of her early shots
- 586
- 00:37:45,409 --> 00:37:48,453
- compared to this stuff
- so you just always know
- 587
- 00:37:48,537 --> 00:37:50,914
- that, despite the high
- fashion, she's still just
- 588
- 00:37:50,998 --> 00:37:54,626
- that cheeky normal
- naked girl on the beach?
- 589
- 00:37:55,711 --> 00:37:57,253
- Couldn't have put
- it better myself.
- 590
- 00:37:57,338 --> 00:38:01,049
- That's absolutely it.
- I agree with that profoundly.
- 591
- 00:38:02,385 --> 00:38:03,426
- Milk?
- 592
- 00:38:03,552 --> 00:38:04,552
- Yes.
- 593
- 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:06,638
- Sugar? No.
- 594
- 00:38:06,722 --> 00:38:07,764
- Boyfriend?
- 595
- 00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:08,974
- Yes!
- 596
- 00:38:09,141 --> 00:38:11,309
- No. No, you don't
- have a boyfriend.
- 597
- 00:38:12,561 --> 00:38:14,896
- Do I not look like
- I'd have a boyfriend?
- 598
- 00:38:15,022 --> 00:38:16,918
- Do I look like I'd never
- get a boyfriend? No.
- 599
- 00:38:16,957 --> 00:38:18,604
- That's the rudest thing
- I've ever heard.
- 600
- 00:38:18,651 --> 00:38:21,486
- I didn't mean it like that.
- I just didn't expect...
- 601
- 00:38:22,655 --> 00:38:24,739
- Is it quite a new boyfriend?
- 602
- 00:38:24,907 --> 00:38:25,907
- Yes.
- 603
- 00:38:26,409 --> 00:38:28,410
- There he is. Rupert.
- 604
- 00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:31,246
- Yes. He's so cute. Rupert?
- 605
- 00:38:31,372 --> 00:38:32,706
- Hi, guys.
- 606
- 00:38:33,082 --> 00:38:34,916
- Sorry I'm late, with my dad.
- 607
- 00:38:36,252 --> 00:38:37,252
- Hi, Rupee.
- 608
- 00:38:38,546 --> 00:38:39,546
- ?'Rupee?'?
- 609
- 00:38:41,090 --> 00:38:43,258
- Well, this is Tim and
- 610
- 00:38:43,384 --> 00:38:45,260
- we don't know him at all.
- 611
- 00:38:45,928 --> 00:38:48,555
- Hey, I was thinking we could
- take in a film after this.
- 612
- 00:38:48,681 --> 00:38:50,306
- Get some mixed popcorn,
- share a Coke,
- 613
- 00:38:50,433 --> 00:38:51,558
- snuggle. Okay.
- 614
- 00:38:51,934 --> 00:38:52,934
- Okay.
- 615
- 00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:56,730
- When did you two meet? Exactly?
- 616
- 00:38:57,273 --> 00:38:59,274
- Well, it was only
- a week ago, actually.
- 617
- 00:39:00,067 --> 00:39:02,902
- It’s all been a bit of a
- whirlwind, hasn't it, poochy face?
- 618
- 00:39:03,279 --> 00:39:06,281
- I'm gonna have to teach you what you
- can and can't say in front of people.
- 619
- 00:39:06,449 --> 00:39:07,866
- No ?'poochy face?'? No.
- 620
- 00:39:07,950 --> 00:39:09,951
- No. Definitely not.
- 621
- 00:39:10,119 --> 00:39:14,122
- Come on, then. More details about
- this wonderful first meeting?
- 622
- 00:39:14,248 --> 00:39:15,290
- Okay, okay.
- 623
- 00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:17,584
- It was, um, what... Joanna?
- 624
- 00:39:18,127 --> 00:39:19,627
- June 17th.
- 625
- 00:39:19,795 --> 00:39:21,296
- And Jo was
- having a little party.
- 626
- 00:39:22,131 --> 00:39:25,300
- A living hell from which
- Rupert, thank God, rescued me.
- 627
- 00:39:25,426 --> 00:39:27,594
- And where was
- this terrible party?
- 628
- 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,804
- My brothel of a flat.
- 629
- 00:39:29,930 --> 00:39:32,110
- Which is where, though? That's
- the question, isn't it.
- 630
- 00:39:32,149 --> 00:39:33,279
- What are you, a detective?
- 631
- 00:39:33,759 --> 00:39:35,794
- No, sorry, I've just got
- a very visual imagination.
- 632
- 00:39:35,978 --> 00:39:37,896
- I like to imagine
- stuff completely.
- 633
- 00:39:39,065 --> 00:39:43,234
- 26 Court field Gardens,
- SW5. Around 8:30.
- 634
- 00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,987
- Dress code, slutty.
- Will that do?
- 635
- 00:39:46,155 --> 00:39:47,906
- Absolutely, yes.
- Although I am wondering
- 636
- 00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:51,076
- when you got there, Rupert.
- Early, late?
- 637
- 00:39:51,494 --> 00:39:54,662
- On time, I think.
- True love was calling.
- 638
- 00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:56,456
- God.
- 639
- 00:39:56,749 --> 00:39:59,000
- I actually feel a bit
- sick now. Just these
- 640
- 00:39:59,168 --> 00:40:01,419
- muffins, I think.
- Never trust a blueberry.
- 641
- 00:40:02,838 --> 00:40:04,422
- Okay, I'll be back in a tick.
- 642
- 00:40:05,841 --> 00:40:07,801
- You two are such
- a lovely couple.
- 643
- 00:40:12,181 --> 00:40:13,348
- Bit weird.
- 644
- 00:40:13,474 --> 00:40:14,641
- He's cute.
- 645
- 00:40:14,767 --> 00:40:15,767
- I like him.
- 646
- 00:40:15,893 --> 00:40:16,935
- Yeah, me too.
- 647
- 00:40:48,175 --> 00:40:50,218
- Hello. Do I know you?
- 648
- 00:40:50,386 --> 00:40:53,847
- No, no, no.
- I'm a friend of Mary's.
- 649
- 00:40:54,390 --> 00:40:57,976
- She has another friend? Gosh,
- you amaze me. But hooray.
- 650
- 00:40:58,060 --> 00:40:59,811
- Ooh. Hotdog?
- 651
- 00:41:00,229 --> 00:41:01,604
- Took me hours.
- Made them myself.
- 652
- 00:41:01,730 --> 00:41:03,064
- Thanks.
- 653
- 00:41:04,692 --> 00:41:07,235
- Disgusting.
- Totally undercooked.
- 654
- 00:41:07,361 --> 00:41:08,695
- See you later.
- 655
- 00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:18,246
- Why don't we go upstairs,
- it's a bit quieter?
- 656
- 00:41:33,053 --> 00:41:34,929
- Hi. Hi.
- 657
- 00:41:35,097 --> 00:41:36,097
- I'm Tim.
- 658
- 00:41:36,891 --> 00:41:37,932
- Mary.
- 659
- 00:41:38,058 --> 00:41:40,685
- That's my mother's name.
- Let's not get into that.
- 660
- 00:41:40,769 --> 00:41:44,272
- Um... I know this is forward but
- 661
- 00:41:44,398 --> 00:41:48,443
- your face tells me that you're finding
- this party to be a living hell.
- 662
- 00:41:50,529 --> 00:41:51,988
- So, I just wondered
- if you might come
- 663
- 00:41:52,072 --> 00:41:55,408
- and have a bite to
- eat with me instead?
- 664
- 00:41:56,118 --> 00:41:57,368
- Right now.
- 665
- 00:41:57,703 --> 00:41:58,828
- I'm sorry?
- 666
- 00:41:58,913 --> 00:42:01,456
- Obviously, I should have
- thought this through more.
- 667
- 00:42:01,790 --> 00:42:03,124
- Let's talk about Kate Moss.
- 668
- 00:42:05,961 --> 00:42:08,129
- I love Kate Moss.
- 669
- 00:42:08,297 --> 00:42:10,965
- I always think the key thing
- with her is the history,
- 670
- 00:42:11,383 --> 00:42:15,595
- you know, the informality of her early
- shots compared to high fashion stuff
- 671
- 00:42:15,721 --> 00:42:18,890
- so you always know that underneath
- she's still just the same
- 672
- 00:42:19,308 --> 00:42:22,477
- cheeky normal girl
- naked on the beach.
- 673
- 00:42:22,603 --> 00:42:23,603
- The beach.
- 674
- 00:42:24,146 --> 00:42:26,814
- I agree with you completely.
- 675
- 00:42:27,107 --> 00:42:30,151
- If we leave now then we can have,
- you know, more than one starter.
- 676
- 00:42:35,407 --> 00:42:37,075
- I love your eyes.
- 677
- 00:42:38,953 --> 00:42:41,955
- And I love the rest
- of your face, too.
- 678
- 00:42:52,174 --> 00:42:53,925
- More than one starter?
- 679
- 00:42:54,051 --> 00:42:55,760
- 10 amazing starters.
- 680
- 00:42:56,845 --> 00:42:58,763
- After you. Thanks.
- 681
- 00:42:58,931 --> 00:43:01,099
- Ten minutes is long enough
- for any party, I think.
- 682
- 00:43:01,183 --> 00:43:03,101
- Yeah.
- 683
- 00:43:03,185 --> 00:43:04,519
- Especially that one.
- 684
- 00:43:04,687 --> 00:43:06,187
- Evening, all.
- 685
- 00:43:06,355 --> 00:43:08,690
- God! What a dickhead.
- 686
- 00:43:09,817 --> 00:43:10,775
- Yeah.
- 687
- 00:43:13,821 --> 00:43:16,322
- So, what do you do?
- 688
- 00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:19,951
- I'm a reader at a publisher.
- 689
- 00:43:20,035 --> 00:43:22,704
- No! You read for a living?
- 690
- 00:43:23,372 --> 00:43:26,165
- Yes, that's it. I read.
- 691
- 00:43:26,292 --> 00:43:27,834
- That's so great.
- 692
- 00:43:28,168 --> 00:43:30,044
- It’s like someone asking,
- 'What do you do
- 693
- 00:43:30,170 --> 00:43:32,005
- for a living??'
- 'Well, I breathe.
- 694
- 00:43:32,131 --> 00:43:35,216
- 'l'm a breather,
- I get paid for breathing.?'
- 695
- 00:43:35,718 --> 00:43:39,345
- How did you get that job? Okay,
- smart-ass, what do you do?
- 696
- 00:43:40,389 --> 00:43:42,223
- I am a lawyer.
- 697
- 00:43:42,558 --> 00:43:43,808
- Sort of. Sort of.
- 698
- 00:43:43,892 --> 00:43:45,560
- That's sexy.
- 699
- 00:43:46,061 --> 00:43:47,395
- Is it?
- 700
- 00:43:47,521 --> 00:43:48,896
- I mean, I think so.
- 701
- 00:43:49,815 --> 00:43:54,068
- In a suit, in a court, saving
- people's lives. Kind of sexy.
- 702
- 00:43:54,403 --> 00:43:56,443
- I guess it is. Although it's
- not as sexy as reading.
- 703
- 00:43:56,530 --> 00:43:59,907
- Sitting there in an office,
- in a little chair reading.
- 704
- 00:44:00,075 --> 00:44:01,492
- Okay, stop. Ooh!
- 705
- 00:44:01,577 --> 00:44:03,244
- Just wait right there,
- mister, because
- 706
- 00:44:03,329 --> 00:44:05,913
- a lot of books get
- submitted to my publisher.
- 707
- 00:44:06,081 --> 00:44:07,749
- So it's an immense
- responsibility.
- 708
- 00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:09,500
- I bet it is.
- 709
- 00:44:09,585 --> 00:44:11,586
- But when you do normal reading,
- 710
- 00:44:12,421 --> 00:44:15,381
- is it ruined because it's your job?
- You know, like prostitutes?
- 711
- 00:44:15,507 --> 00:44:17,633
- I always worry that when
- they stop being prostitutes
- 712
- 00:44:17,718 --> 00:44:19,093
- that they can't
- enjoy sex any more.
- 713
- 00:44:19,219 --> 00:44:20,595
- You always worry about that?
- 714
- 00:44:20,679 --> 00:44:22,805
- No, I sometimes worry about it.
- Good. Okay.
- 715
- 00:44:22,890 --> 00:44:25,800
- Because someone who always worried
- about that would be a bit of a worry.
- 716
- 00:44:25,884 --> 00:44:28,552
- When you read a newspaper,
- do you think,?'Forget this, it's work?'?
- 717
- 00:44:28,736 --> 00:44:30,654
- Have you interviewed
- a lot of prostitutes?
- 718
- 00:44:30,838 --> 00:44:32,756
- When you read a menu,
- do you think,
- 719
- 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:35,709
- ?'No, I'm not reading this,
- unless you pay me hard cash.?'
- 720
- 00:44:35,735 --> 00:44:39,046
- How many prostitutes will you need to
- talk to before this issue is solved?
- 721
- 00:44:39,114 --> 00:44:43,034
- Are you planning to head to
- Eastern Europe and Thailand?
- 722
- 00:44:57,216 --> 00:45:00,968
- Um... Would you like
- to walk me to my car?
- 723
- 00:45:01,095 --> 00:45:03,596
- Yes. Why not? Okay.
- 724
- 00:45:03,806 --> 00:45:05,765
- Sounds like a good idea.
- 725
- 00:45:06,475 --> 00:45:07,725
- What about you?
- 726
- 00:45:07,810 --> 00:45:10,895
- Yeah, I have
- three older brothers.
- 727
- 00:45:11,105 --> 00:45:12,563
- God. Yeah.
- 728
- 00:45:12,648 --> 00:45:14,232
- Where are they?
- 729
- 00:45:15,818 --> 00:45:17,402
- Behind you.
- 730
- 00:45:26,787 --> 00:45:28,830
- Did you have trouble parking?
- 731
- 00:45:30,749 --> 00:45:32,333
- Pardon?
- 732
- 00:45:32,459 --> 00:45:34,001
- It’s just such
- a long way to your car.
- 733
- 00:45:34,169 --> 00:45:36,587
- Well, my car's
- actually parked outside
- 734
- 00:45:36,713 --> 00:45:39,173
- my house.
- I got a lift to the party.
- 735
- 00:45:41,510 --> 00:45:42,510
- Okay.
- 736
- 00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:46,431
- That's good. That's perfect.
- 737
- 00:45:46,849 --> 00:45:47,849
- Okay.
- 738
- 00:45:52,604 --> 00:45:54,647
- And here we are.
- 739
- 00:45:54,773 --> 00:45:56,691
- My God. Yeah.
- 740
- 00:45:56,817 --> 00:46:00,153
- Car, house. House, car.
- 741
- 00:46:02,489 --> 00:46:04,657
- It makes perfect sense.
- 742
- 00:46:04,950 --> 00:46:06,617
- It’s very logical.
- 743
- 00:46:27,973 --> 00:46:28,973
- Christ.
- 744
- 00:46:31,393 --> 00:46:32,602
- Um...
- 745
- 00:46:35,397 --> 00:46:36,564
- Keys!
- 746
- 00:46:50,996 --> 00:46:54,999
- I'm gonna go into the bedroom
- and put on my new pajamas.
- 747
- 00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:56,375
- Right.
- 748
- 00:46:57,419 --> 00:47:00,713
- And then in a minute you can
- come in and take them off.
- 749
- 00:47:01,673 --> 00:47:03,424
- If you want to.
- 750
- 00:47:13,602 --> 00:47:15,102
- One minute.
- 751
- 00:47:20,025 --> 00:47:21,025
- Hi.
- 752
- 00:47:24,613 --> 00:47:28,449
- God. Are you... Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- 753
- 00:47:30,786 --> 00:47:31,869
- Sorry.
- 754
- 00:47:31,995 --> 00:47:33,079
- That's okay.
- 755
- 00:47:56,979 --> 00:47:59,647
- It’s a front opener.
- 756
- 00:47:59,773 --> 00:48:01,357
- It’s a what?
- 757
- 00:48:01,483 --> 00:48:03,150
- It opens from the front.
- 758
- 00:48:04,319 --> 00:48:06,445
- Yeah, no, yeah, of course.
- 759
- 00:48:06,613 --> 00:48:08,155
- Thanks. Sure.
- 760
- 00:48:10,742 --> 00:48:12,326
- Ooh! Well done.
- 761
- 00:48:20,669 --> 00:48:23,004
- I'm sure it'll be
- better next time.
- 762
- 00:48:24,506 --> 00:48:27,008
- I thought it was pretty lovely.
- 763
- 00:48:27,759 --> 00:48:30,177
- Right, no,
- it was really lovely.
- 764
- 00:48:32,514 --> 00:48:35,182
- In fact, can you
- just give me one minute?
- 765
- 00:48:36,643 --> 00:48:37,643
- Okay.
- 766
- 00:48:43,775 --> 00:48:44,775
- Hi.
- 767
- 00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:48,696
- Dangerous.
- 768
- 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,119
- You really know your bras.
- 769
- 00:48:56,038 --> 00:48:57,079
- I like to think so.
- 770
- 00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:06,714
- Well done. Some people make a
- real mess of it the first time.
- 771
- 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,299
- Amateurs.
- 772
- 00:49:10,552 --> 00:49:12,720
- Could you give me one second?
- 773
- 00:49:13,805 --> 00:49:14,805
- Sure.
- 774
- 00:49:15,974 --> 00:49:17,224
- I couldn't wait.
- 775
- 00:49:19,311 --> 00:49:21,479
- My goodness.
- 776
- 00:49:26,401 --> 00:49:31,739
- Best night of my entire life. And now
- I've got a suspicion I'm gonna have
- 777
- 00:49:31,823 --> 00:49:34,659
- the best sleep
- of my entire life.
- 778
- 00:49:36,328 --> 00:49:39,497
- So once is enough
- for my perfect guy?
- 779
- 00:49:40,332 --> 00:49:43,000
- I'm not sure
- that's entirely fair.
- 780
- 00:49:49,424 --> 00:49:51,008
- We're late. No, we're not.
- 781
- 00:49:52,511 --> 00:49:55,054
- It'll be fine. it's only...
- My God.
- 782
- 00:50:06,650 --> 00:50:07,650
- Bye.
- 783
- 00:50:15,867 --> 00:50:17,107
- Don't worry,
- you're coming with.
- 784
- 00:50:23,792 --> 00:50:25,126
- I'm taking you home!
- 785
- 00:50:30,966 --> 00:50:32,717
- Bye. Bye. Bye.
- 786
- 00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:35,553
- No!
- 787
- 00:51:21,558 --> 00:51:23,851
- Okay. I have some bad news.
- 788
- 00:51:24,561 --> 00:51:26,645
- You're dying? No, not that bad.
- 789
- 00:51:26,730 --> 00:51:28,522
- I'm dying? No.
- 790
- 00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:32,193
- My parents are in town. They're
- visiting and they're coming around.
- 791
- 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,320
- God. Parents?
- American parents?
- 792
- 00:51:35,572 --> 00:51:37,031
- When? Now.
- 793
- 00:51:37,365 --> 00:51:39,158
- They told me and
- I didn't tell you
- 794
- 00:51:39,493 --> 00:51:42,294
- and I thought they'd cancel because
- they normally do and they didn't.
- 795
- 00:51:42,378 --> 00:51:43,929
- Now now? Now now.
- 796
- 00:51:44,014 --> 00:51:45,615
- So you should probably
- put on some pants.
- 797
- 00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:48,918
- God. Okay, okay.
- 798
- 00:51:49,002 --> 00:51:51,670
- I'm
- sorry, I'm sorry.
- 799
- 00:51:51,797 --> 00:51:53,214
- Do
- they know I exist?
- 800
- 00:51:53,381 --> 00:51:57,510
- Yeah. I've mentioned something
- like you, but nothing very specific.
- 801
- 00:51:57,594 --> 00:52:01,388
- Yeah, they're quite conservative,
- so maybe not those pants.
- 802
- 00:52:03,892 --> 00:52:05,559
- Okay. Yeah.
- 803
- 00:52:05,769 --> 00:52:08,729
- God. Okay.
- 804
- 00:52:10,899 --> 00:52:13,609
- Could you just stall them.
- Stall them.
- 805
- 00:52:16,696 --> 00:52:17,696
- Come on up.
- 806
- 00:52:18,198 --> 00:52:20,741
- What? I'm sorry, they
- don't like waiting.
- 807
- 00:52:20,867 --> 00:52:22,576
- Okay. Do I live here?
- 808
- 00:52:22,702 --> 00:52:24,370
- Definitely not.
- 809
- 00:52:24,913 --> 00:52:26,497
- Are we having sex?
- 810
- 00:52:26,623 --> 00:52:28,249
- Yeah. But not oral.
- 811
- 00:52:28,416 --> 00:52:29,750
- I wasn't gonna mention oral.
- 812
- 00:52:29,876 --> 00:52:32,628
- Okay, good, don't. How did you
- think that was gonna come up?
- 813
- 00:52:32,754 --> 00:52:34,154
- Could you help me
- with this, please?
- 814
- 00:52:34,256 --> 00:52:37,424
- I don't know. if it does,
- just deny it completely.
- 815
- 00:52:37,592 --> 00:52:39,593
- Who's gonna bring it up?
- Your dad?
- 816
- 00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,429
- ?'Tim, had any cunnilingus
- with my daughter recently??'
- 817
- 00:52:42,556 --> 00:52:43,806
- Well, you never know.
- 818
- 00:52:43,932 --> 00:52:45,224
- Okay.
- 819
- 00:52:45,767 --> 00:52:47,852
- Okay. Ready? Yeah.
- 820
- 00:52:49,104 --> 00:52:51,105
- They're there.
- They are, yeah.
- 821
- 00:52:51,273 --> 00:52:52,940
- Yeah, right behind you.
- Okay. Right, okay.
- 822
- 00:52:56,278 --> 00:52:58,112
- Dad! Hello, sweet.
- 823
- 00:52:58,321 --> 00:53:00,406
- Mom. Hi. Hi, honey.
- 824
- 00:53:00,490 --> 00:53:02,950
- This is Tim.
- 825
- 00:53:03,118 --> 00:53:05,160
- Hello, sir. Ma'am.
- 826
- 00:53:05,745 --> 00:53:08,622
- Should we come back when you
- haven't got any company, or...
- 827
- 00:53:09,791 --> 00:53:12,042
- Well, that would be
- quite difficult
- 828
- 00:53:12,168 --> 00:53:14,461
- because Tim
- actually lives here.
- 829
- 00:53:15,964 --> 00:53:18,299
- Really? With you?
- 830
- 00:53:18,633 --> 00:53:22,303
- Yes. Yeah, but no
- oral sex, I promise you.
- 831
- 00:53:24,139 --> 00:53:25,639
- I beg your pardon?
- 832
- 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,100
- Excuse me.
- 833
- 00:53:29,477 --> 00:53:33,147
- So, Tim, tell us where are you
- from, which part of the country?
- 834
- 00:53:33,773 --> 00:53:36,358
- He's from Cornwall.
- Yeah, it's really pretty.
- 835
- 00:53:36,484 --> 00:53:40,154
- It’s that little bit right at the
- end, sort of looks like a shoe.
- 836
- 00:53:40,822 --> 00:53:42,281
- And you're a lawyer,
- is that right?
- 837
- 00:53:43,158 --> 00:53:45,284
- Yep, that's right.
- And he never loses.
- 838
- 00:53:45,368 --> 00:53:48,667
- You don't think he's gonna win, then he
- just pulls something out of the bag and,
- 839
- 00:53:48,705 --> 00:53:49,955
- what do you know,
- he wins again.
- 840
- 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,334
- Do you ever answer
- any of your own questions?
- 841
- 00:53:53,501 --> 00:53:55,127
- I...
- 842
- 00:53:55,211 --> 00:53:57,880
- Yes, he does. Usually he does,
- 843
- 00:53:58,006 --> 00:53:59,246
- but not today because I'm doing
- 844
- 00:53:59,341 --> 00:54:00,981
- all the talking
- because I'm really nervous
- 845
- 00:54:01,301 --> 00:54:06,013
- and I kind of love him and I just...
- l want you to, too.
- 846
- 00:54:06,139 --> 00:54:07,681
- Honey.
- 847
- 00:54:07,974 --> 00:54:10,476
- Sorry. Tim. Over to you.
- 848
- 00:54:10,977 --> 00:54:11,977
- Shoot.
- 849
- 00:54:13,688 --> 00:54:14,813
- Yeah, I think my dad...
- 850
- 00:54:14,940 --> 00:54:17,191
- Can I just say one more thing?
- Um...
- 851
- 00:54:17,734 --> 00:54:19,568
- Thank God that's over.
- 852
- 00:54:19,694 --> 00:54:20,945
- I got given two tickets
- 853
- 00:54:21,029 --> 00:54:23,280
- for the National Theatre
- tomorrow. Do you wanna come?
- 854
- 00:54:23,365 --> 00:54:27,368
- No, so not. I'm just
- gonna sleep all day.
- 855
- 00:54:27,827 --> 00:54:31,372
- I don't see why going to the theatre
- should get in the way of that.
- 856
- 00:54:31,498 --> 00:54:34,875
- Many of the best sleeps of my life have
- happened in the Royal Shakespeare Company.
- 857
- 00:54:35,335 --> 00:54:37,544
- No, you take someone else.
- 858
- 00:54:37,712 --> 00:54:41,548
- I really like bed and
- I really hate theatre.
- 859
- 00:54:42,008 --> 00:54:43,384
- Quite right.
- 860
- 00:54:44,511 --> 00:54:48,180
- But what kind of sad act is gonna
- be free on a Saturday night
- 861
- 00:54:48,765 --> 00:54:50,808
- with no day's notice?
- 862
- 00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:53,060
- Bravo.
- 863
- 00:54:55,772 --> 00:54:58,232
- My God. it's Charlotte. Who?
- 864
- 00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:00,567
- It was my first love. Where?
- 865
- 00:55:00,735 --> 00:55:02,695
- There. Under the ?'exit?' sign.
- 866
- 00:55:02,779 --> 00:55:04,446
- - The old woman?
- - No, not the old woman.
- 867
- 00:55:04,531 --> 00:55:05,781
- The astonishing blonde.
- 868
- 00:55:05,865 --> 00:55:07,533
- The one with the dark hair?
- No, blonde.
- 869
- 00:55:07,617 --> 00:55:09,243
- Blonde means
- blonde hair, doesn't it?
- 870
- 00:55:10,412 --> 00:55:11,954
- Off the stage.
- 871
- 00:55:12,372 --> 00:55:14,623
- Okay, you stay there.
- I mean it, stay!
- 872
- 00:55:27,053 --> 00:55:28,053
- Charlotte.
- 873
- 00:55:29,097 --> 00:55:31,098
- My God. Tim.
- 874
- 00:55:31,641 --> 00:55:34,143
- How fabulous to see you.
- 875
- 00:55:35,145 --> 00:55:38,397
- Wow. I... This is
- my girlfriend Tina.
- 876
- 00:55:38,481 --> 00:55:39,773
- No.
- 877
- 00:55:41,484 --> 00:55:44,069
- That is so brilliant.
- Well, hello, Tina.
- 878
- 00:55:44,154 --> 00:55:45,779
- Why is it brilliant?
- 879
- 00:55:45,905 --> 00:55:49,057
- Well, you know. There are certain moments
- in your life that scar you for life.
- 880
- 00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:52,085
- Charlotte's rejection of me
- was one of those moments,
- 881
- 00:55:52,153 --> 00:55:54,780
- but now I know she's
- got a ?'girlfriend, ?' well,
- 882
- 00:55:54,864 --> 00:55:57,349
- that's just a huge burden
- suddenly lifted off my mind.
- 883
- 00:55:57,433 --> 00:56:00,135
- I can be a confident
- heterosexual all over again.
- 884
- 00:56:01,963 --> 00:56:04,590
- Not that kind of girlfriend.
- 885
- 00:56:06,259 --> 00:56:07,259
- What?
- 886
- 00:56:08,011 --> 00:56:09,636
- You think I'm gay?
- 887
- 00:56:10,764 --> 00:56:11,764
- No.
- 888
- 00:56:12,265 --> 00:56:15,934
- No, of course not.
- No. it's girl friend.
- 889
- 00:56:16,019 --> 00:56:17,936
- Yes. No. Wow.
- 890
- 00:56:18,021 --> 00:56:21,482
- Yeah, friend who is a girl,
- which you so clearly are.
- 891
- 00:56:21,649 --> 00:56:25,444
- I'm just gonna go and get my
- boyfriend, who is a boy...
- 892
- 00:56:31,618 --> 00:56:33,786
- My God. Tim.
- 893
- 00:56:34,329 --> 00:56:37,122
- How lovely to see you.
- Look at you. Wow.
- 894
- 00:56:37,207 --> 00:56:38,916
- This is my girlfriend Tina.
- 895
- 00:56:40,627 --> 00:56:42,336
- Hello, Tina.
- Although you should be
- 896
- 00:56:42,462 --> 00:56:44,171
- a little careful
- with that, by the way.
- 897
- 00:56:44,297 --> 00:56:47,341
- There are still quite a lot of
- us old fashioned types about
- 898
- 00:56:47,467 --> 00:56:49,676
- who interpret girlfriend
- as meaning gay.
- 899
- 00:56:49,803 --> 00:56:53,066
- So if you say that Tina's your girlfriend,
- people will assume that you're ?'gay.?'
- 900
- 00:56:54,015 --> 00:56:55,474
- I am 'gay.'
- 901
- 00:56:56,476 --> 00:56:57,684
- Are you?
- 902
- 00:56:57,852 --> 00:56:59,092
- Do you have
- a problem with that?
- 903
- 00:56:59,854 --> 00:57:02,731
- No, I don't. I love that stuff.
- 904
- 00:57:03,525 --> 00:57:04,691
- I'm just gonna...
- 905
- 00:57:07,195 --> 00:57:08,195
- Wow.
- 906
- 00:57:08,696 --> 00:57:11,532
- I've just seen the girl who broke
- my heart three summers ago.
- 907
- 00:57:11,658 --> 00:57:13,534
- Let's go say hello.
- 908
- 00:57:13,660 --> 00:57:15,536
- No. Best let sleeping dogs lie.
- Come on.
- 909
- 00:57:15,703 --> 00:57:18,080
- Best night of my life.
- I always love this area.
- 910
- 00:57:18,164 --> 00:57:20,541
- It’s so bustling and I mean
- those pictures, full of colour.
- 911
- 00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:23,794
- Just makes me so happy when I'm
- round here, all the colour... Tim.
- 912
- 00:57:23,878 --> 00:57:25,212
- Charlotte!
- 913
- 00:57:25,338 --> 00:57:26,713
- Tim, how lovely to see you.
- 914
- 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,340
- What a surprise.
- 915
- 00:57:28,424 --> 00:57:31,385
- Wow. Sorry. This is
- my girlfriend, Tina.
- 916
- 00:57:31,553 --> 00:57:33,387
- She's gay. Shut up.
- 917
- 00:57:33,513 --> 00:57:34,721
- Hello, Tina.
- 918
- 00:57:34,848 --> 00:57:36,056
- Look at you!
- 919
- 00:57:36,182 --> 00:57:38,016
- It just never
- even occurred to me
- 920
- 00:57:38,143 --> 00:57:39,935
- you existed
- outside of Cornwall.
- 921
- 00:57:40,728 --> 00:57:42,896
- We're about to
- go and get dinner,
- 922
- 00:57:43,022 --> 00:57:45,107
- but it would be great
- to hang out sometime.
- 923
- 00:57:45,233 --> 00:57:47,067
- Yeah, sure. I'd love that.
- 924
- 00:57:47,235 --> 00:57:49,027
- Send my love to little Kit Kat.
- How is she?
- 925
- 00:57:49,571 --> 00:57:53,073
- She's okay. She's not finding
- London totally easy actually.
- 926
- 00:57:53,241 --> 00:57:55,409
- Right. Well, Jimmy says
- he sees her sometimes.
- 927
- 00:57:55,702 --> 00:57:57,119
- Really? Since when?
- 928
- 00:57:57,245 --> 00:57:59,288
- You knew there was
- always something there.
- 929
- 00:57:59,414 --> 00:58:01,081
- Sorry, you are?
- 930
- 00:58:01,249 --> 00:58:02,249
- Very well, thank you.
- 931
- 00:58:02,417 --> 00:58:03,457
- Well, she means your name.
- 932
- 00:58:03,585 --> 00:58:04,918
- Roger. No, it's not.
- 933
- 00:58:05,044 --> 00:58:07,379
- No, it's not. it's Rory.
- 934
- 00:58:07,463 --> 00:58:09,381
- Nice to meet you, Rory. Yeah.
- 935
- 00:58:10,091 --> 00:58:11,800
- Right. Sorry,
- we should get going.
- 936
- 00:58:11,926 --> 00:58:13,260
- It was really great to see you.
- 937
- 00:58:13,344 --> 00:58:14,761
- I'll see you soon.
- You, too. Yeah.
- 938
- 00:58:15,263 --> 00:58:16,263
- Bye.
- 939
- 00:58:16,639 --> 00:58:18,473
- God, she is beautiful.
- 940
- 00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:23,604
- She's so beautiful, if you had sex
- with her, you'd die. You'd just die.
- 941
- 00:58:23,730 --> 00:58:27,107
- You'd open her shirt, see her breasts
- and your eyes would explode.
- 942
- 00:58:27,233 --> 00:58:29,514
- You'd have to have sex with her blind.
- And then you'd die.
- 943
- 00:58:29,611 --> 00:58:32,154
- You notice she didn't
- give me her number...
- 944
- 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:36,158
- I told Tina to go have dinner on her own.
- Are you hungry?
- 945
- 00:58:36,284 --> 00:58:38,785
- Yeah. Of course. Great.
- 946
- 00:58:39,245 --> 00:58:40,787
- Bye, Roger.
- 947
- 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,748
- Yeah, excellent.
- 948
- 00:58:43,124 --> 00:58:45,614
- Thanks again for the play. Triumph.
- Where do you wanna go?
- 949
- 00:58:45,835 --> 00:58:48,253
- Well, wherever you like really.
- 950
- 00:58:48,338 --> 00:58:50,797
- I can't compete.
- 951
- 00:59:02,268 --> 00:59:03,352
- You know,
- 952
- 00:59:03,686 --> 00:59:07,648
- I'm starting to think we slightly
- wasted that summer holiday.
- 953
- 00:59:08,483 --> 00:59:11,193
- If we could
- travel back in time,
- 954
- 00:59:11,319 --> 00:59:13,862
- maybe I wouldn't have said no.
- 955
- 00:59:15,782 --> 00:59:16,782
- I'm...
- 956
- 00:59:17,659 --> 00:59:19,660
- I'm just staying
- round the corner.
- 957
- 00:59:19,786 --> 00:59:21,328
- Can you walk me home?
- 958
- 00:59:22,956 --> 00:59:23,956
- Yeah.
- 959
- 00:59:24,540 --> 00:59:26,375
- Yeah? Yeah, of course, yeah.
- 960
- 00:59:36,344 --> 00:59:38,804
- Well, here we are.
- 961
- 00:59:44,185 --> 00:59:46,019
- it's a lot nicer
- 962
- 00:59:46,437 --> 00:59:47,604
- inside.
- 963
- 00:59:48,314 --> 00:59:49,856
- I'm sure it is.
- 964
- 00:59:57,031 --> 00:59:59,032
- So... So...
- 965
- 01:00:00,201 --> 01:00:01,201
- So...
- 966
- 01:00:03,371 --> 01:00:04,371
- So,
- 967
- 01:00:04,789 --> 01:00:06,123
- lovely
- 968
- 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:09,376
- to see you, Charlotte.
- 969
- 01:00:09,502 --> 01:00:13,213
- What a night.
- Total joy, but I've gotta
- 970
- 01:00:14,215 --> 01:00:15,716
- get back
- 971
- 01:00:16,551 --> 01:00:19,886
- because there's something very important
- that I have to do. Right now.
- 972
- 01:00:53,087 --> 01:00:56,381
- Wake up. Wake up. What?
- 973
- 01:00:56,549 --> 01:00:57,549
- Mary.
- 974
- 01:00:58,926 --> 01:01:00,677
- Would you like to marry me?
- 975
- 01:01:00,762 --> 01:01:01,970
- Shh.
- 976
- 01:01:02,263 --> 01:01:06,266
- Don't be so selfish,
- I'm sleeping. it's bad.
- 977
- 01:01:08,394 --> 01:01:09,394
- Right.
- 978
- 01:01:10,355 --> 01:01:12,189
- That went very well.
- 979
- 01:01:19,697 --> 01:01:20,947
- Wake up.
- 980
- 01:01:21,115 --> 01:01:22,115
- What?
- 981
- 01:01:23,701 --> 01:01:25,702
- Wake up. Come and have a chat.
- 982
- 01:01:25,787 --> 01:01:26,787
- Why?
- 983
- 01:01:27,955 --> 01:01:30,374
- I've got something
- important to ask you.
- 984
- 01:01:33,211 --> 01:01:35,295
- Can't it wait till morning?
- 985
- 01:01:35,630 --> 01:01:37,255
- Not really.
- 986
- 01:01:38,216 --> 01:01:41,218
- But I'm so comfy.
- 987
- 01:01:41,719 --> 01:01:44,388
- I was having
- the loveliest dream.
- 988
- 01:01:45,139 --> 01:01:46,765
- What is it?
- 989
- 01:01:47,475 --> 01:01:49,976
- Why is there music on?
- 990
- 01:01:50,436 --> 01:01:53,146
- It’s got something to do
- with what I want to ask you.
- 991
- 01:01:54,816 --> 01:01:56,650
- Wait a minute.
- 992
- 01:01:57,485 --> 01:01:59,444
- Romantic music.
- 993
- 01:02:00,822 --> 01:02:03,323
- Guy with important question.
- 994
- 01:02:03,491 --> 01:02:05,117
- Are you on your knees?
- 995
- 01:02:05,618 --> 01:02:07,619
- On his knees.
- 996
- 01:02:09,497 --> 01:02:12,290
- Were you so bored in
- the play you decided
- 997
- 01:02:12,417 --> 01:02:15,168
- to ask me to
- marry you afterwards?
- 998
- 01:02:17,463 --> 01:02:19,131
- Something like that.
- 999
- 01:02:22,427 --> 01:02:24,428
- Yeah. Exactly that.
- 1000
- 01:02:25,805 --> 01:02:27,139
- In fact,
- 1001
- 01:02:30,184 --> 01:02:32,018
- will you marry me?
- 1002
- 01:02:38,526 --> 01:02:40,527
- Any thoughts on the answer?
- 1003
- 01:02:41,154 --> 01:02:45,157
- 'Yes' 'No' Get out of my life,
- loser.' They're all possible.
- 1004
- 01:02:48,703 --> 01:02:51,371
- I think I'll go for
- 1005
- 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:54,040
- 'yes.'
- 1006
- 01:02:59,839 --> 01:03:02,007
- Thank you for asking me.
- 1007
- 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:07,179
- And thank you for not going for one
- of those melodramatic proposals
- 1008
- 01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:09,681
- with lots of people around.
- 1009
- 01:03:10,224 --> 01:03:12,142
- I hate other people.
- 1010
- 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:13,852
- Me, too.
- 1011
- 01:03:14,562 --> 01:03:15,562
- Yeah.
- 1012
- 01:03:17,190 --> 01:03:19,399
- I'm just gonna
- turn off the radio.
- 1013
- 01:03:19,859 --> 01:03:22,068
- Okay. Good idea.
- 1014
- 01:03:29,744 --> 01:03:32,913
- Thanks, guys.
- Sorry, she's a bit tired.
- 1015
- 01:03:33,748 --> 01:03:37,834
- But we really appreciate it.
- Can you go?
- 1016
- 01:03:46,928 --> 01:03:48,261
- Wow!
- 1017
- 01:03:48,596 --> 01:03:50,597
- That's so beautiful.
- 1018
- 01:03:50,723 --> 01:03:53,350
- I don't think we'll be staying
- in the same room, somehow.
- 1019
- 01:03:53,434 --> 01:03:54,684
- Really?
- 1020
- 01:03:54,769 --> 01:03:57,771
- If they offer you tea,
- just say no.
- 1021
- 01:03:58,564 --> 01:03:59,940
- Hello.
- 1022
- 01:04:00,066 --> 01:04:01,441
- Mum, this is Mary.
- 1023
- 01:04:01,567 --> 01:04:02,901
- Mary! Hi.
- 1024
- 01:04:03,027 --> 01:04:04,611
- Good Lord, you're pretty.
- 1025
- 01:04:04,779 --> 01:04:06,363
- No, it's just
- 1026
- 01:04:06,781 --> 01:04:09,282
- I've got a lot of
- mascara and lipstick on.
- 1027
- 01:04:09,408 --> 01:04:10,784
- Let's have a look.
- 1028
- 01:04:10,910 --> 01:04:13,453
- Yes. Good.
- 1029
- 01:04:13,913 --> 01:04:17,374
- It’s very bad for
- a girl to be too pretty.
- 1030
- 01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:21,628
- It stops her developing a sense of humor.
- Or a personality.
- 1031
- 01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,380
- Tea?
- 1032
- 01:04:23,798 --> 01:04:25,340
- I'd love a cup of tea.
- 1033
- 01:04:25,466 --> 01:04:27,050
- Christ,
- that's the whole day gone.
- 1034
- 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:30,804
- She's a very special guest.
- Cup without the crack.
- 1035
- 01:04:30,930 --> 01:04:32,180
- Skipping stones.
- 1036
- 01:04:32,265 --> 01:04:34,975
- They've been doing this
- since he was about this high.
- 1037
- 01:04:35,309 --> 01:04:38,770
- And what are your faults?
- I mean, little weaknesses.
- 1038
- 01:04:41,649 --> 01:04:43,733
- I...
- 1039
- 01:04:45,570 --> 01:04:47,571
- Well, I'm very insecure.
- 1040
- 01:04:47,822 --> 01:04:49,114
- Sweet.
- 1041
- 01:04:50,074 --> 01:04:54,119
- Okay. I've a very
- bad temper sometimes.
- 1042
- 01:04:54,245 --> 01:04:55,912
- Crucial. How else are you gonna
- 1043
- 01:04:56,038 --> 01:04:57,747
- get a fella to
- do what you want?
- 1044
- 01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:02,335
- And, of course, I have...
- 1045
- 01:05:02,753 --> 01:05:04,129
- I have a weakness for your son.
- 1046
- 01:05:04,255 --> 01:05:05,630
- So do I.
- 1047
- 01:05:06,007 --> 01:05:09,676
- But best not to tell him.
- Don't want him getting cocky.
- 1048
- 01:05:13,681 --> 01:05:14,764
- Pow!
- 1049
- 01:05:14,849 --> 01:05:17,183
- I'm so good
- without the ball. Pow!
- 1050
- 01:05:19,020 --> 01:05:20,437
- What do you think of her?
- 1051
- 01:05:20,521 --> 01:05:22,147
- I like her more
- than you already.
- 1052
- 01:05:24,483 --> 01:05:28,528
- Look, I'd forgotten this.
- Jimmy Fontana Il Mondo.
- 1053
- 01:05:28,654 --> 01:05:30,614
- Greatest record ever
- recorded by an ltalian
- 1054
- 01:05:30,698 --> 01:05:32,796
- who looks like he's got a
- dead badger on his head.
- 1055
- 01:05:32,835 --> 01:05:33,863
- And you've got the album.
- 1056
- 01:05:33,951 --> 01:05:35,160
- Yes!
- 1057
- 01:05:35,286 --> 01:05:36,870
- Check out those specs!
- 1058
- 01:05:39,373 --> 01:05:42,542
- Come on, on with the game!
- Right.
- 1059
- 01:05:42,877 --> 01:05:44,794
- And what an extraordinary
- game this is.
- 1060
- 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,838
- For the first time
- a father and son
- 1061
- 01:05:46,964 --> 01:05:48,715
- are playing each other
- in the World Table
- 1062
- 01:05:48,883 --> 01:05:50,643
- Tennis Final and
- neither of them are Chinese.
- 1063
- 01:05:50,718 --> 01:05:53,303
- Tremendous play from the old
- World Champion and his son,
- 1064
- 01:05:53,387 --> 01:05:56,056
- the first openly ginger
- British table tennis player
- 1065
- 01:05:56,223 --> 01:05:58,311
- but there are signs the
- youngster's beginning to crack.
- 1066
- 01:05:58,350 --> 01:06:00,769
- There are tears in his eyes.
- There are not!
- 1067
- 01:06:00,895 --> 01:06:02,354
- There soon will be!
- 1068
- 01:06:06,901 --> 01:06:07,901
- Hey.
- 1069
- 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,196
- Hey!
- I didn't know you were here.
- 1070
- 01:06:11,864 --> 01:06:14,324
- Yeah. I just
- popped down for a while.
- 1071
- 01:06:14,408 --> 01:06:15,575
- Okay.
- 1072
- 01:06:15,910 --> 01:06:17,160
- What about the job?
- 1073
- 01:06:19,163 --> 01:06:20,497
- So how long have you been here?
- 1074
- 01:06:20,581 --> 01:06:22,374
- Couple of weeks.
- 1075
- 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,751
- Gosh! So, life in London...
- 1076
- 01:06:25,586 --> 01:06:26,753
- Horrid.
- 1077
- 01:06:26,921 --> 01:06:27,921
- Okay.
- 1078
- 01:06:29,674 --> 01:06:31,174
- Is Mary here?
- 1079
- 01:06:31,258 --> 01:06:32,425
- Yes.
- 1080
- 01:06:32,593 --> 01:06:34,094
- Where? Downstairs.
- 1081
- 01:06:35,262 --> 01:06:37,263
- You be gentle.
- 1082
- 01:06:38,265 --> 01:06:39,766
- Be gentle!
- 1083
- 01:06:44,063 --> 01:06:45,397
- Careful!
- 1084
- 01:06:46,273 --> 01:06:50,568
- Yeah, nice to see you, too. I'm
- trying to make a good impression...
- 1085
- 01:06:50,695 --> 01:06:52,655
- Yeah, you make a good impression.
- 1086
- 01:06:53,531 --> 01:06:55,281
- Right, sorry. Sorry.
- 1087
- 01:06:55,408 --> 01:06:57,951
- I've got an important
- announcement to make.
- 1088
- 01:06:58,077 --> 01:06:59,786
- Exciting.
- 1089
- 01:07:00,955 --> 01:07:03,498
- We've decided, after a little
- bit of thought, to get married.
- 1090
- 01:07:06,752 --> 01:07:09,129
- That's wonderful news.
- 1091
- 01:07:09,296 --> 01:07:10,922
- Who are you getting married to?
- 1092
- 01:07:11,966 --> 01:07:13,925
- To Mary. Over there.
- 1093
- 01:07:14,051 --> 01:07:16,052
- Thank God for that.
- 1094
- 01:07:16,262 --> 01:07:19,264
- Jolly embarrassing if it had
- been another girl. imagine that.
- 1095
- 01:07:19,765 --> 01:07:21,474
- We're so pleased.
- 1096
- 01:07:21,976 --> 01:07:23,601
- No, sorry. Yeah.
- 1097
- 01:07:23,728 --> 01:07:26,813
- By the way, the wedding
- will be quite soon
- 1098
- 01:07:27,815 --> 01:07:29,733
- because we're
- having a baby, too.
- 1099
- 01:07:37,324 --> 01:07:38,491
- You're pregnant?
- 1100
- 01:07:38,617 --> 01:07:39,784
- Yes.
- 1101
- 01:07:40,077 --> 01:07:41,494
- Who's the father?
- 1102
- 01:07:42,121 --> 01:07:43,830
- Well, Tim, I hope.
- 1103
- 01:07:44,248 --> 01:07:48,251
- Thank God for that. Jolly awkward
- if it had been another fellow.
- 1104
- 01:07:52,006 --> 01:07:53,506
- We have to decide tonight.
- 1105
- 01:07:53,632 --> 01:07:55,341
- What? Everything.
- 1106
- 01:07:55,593 --> 01:07:58,178
- The only thing
- you've decided about our
- 1107
- 01:07:58,262 --> 01:08:00,180
- wedding is that I'm
- coming down the aisle
- 1108
- 01:08:00,264 --> 01:08:02,474
- to the sound of
- some ltalian weirdo
- 1109
- 01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,768
- singing a song called Il Mondo.
- 1110
- 01:08:04,852 --> 01:08:05,769
- Excellent song.
- 1111
- 01:08:05,853 --> 01:08:08,104
- To which I've said
- a definitive 'no.'
- 1112
- 01:08:08,189 --> 01:08:09,856
- So here's the deal.
- 1113
- 01:08:10,024 --> 01:08:13,526
- I will take off one item of clothing
- for every decision you make.
- 1114
- 01:08:14,695 --> 01:08:17,697
- Okay. You have my attention,
- young lady.
- 1115
- 01:08:17,990 --> 01:08:19,324
- Right, um,
- 1116
- 01:08:20,451 --> 01:08:22,076
- where would you
- like to get married?
- 1117
- 01:08:23,537 --> 01:08:25,997
- Home. I'd hate anywhere else.
- 1118
- 01:08:26,123 --> 01:08:27,123
- Okay.
- 1119
- 01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:29,667
- My God. Good.
- 1120
- 01:08:29,794 --> 01:08:31,127
- Who should the priest be?
- 1121
- 01:08:31,212 --> 01:08:32,712
- It'll have to be
- the local bloke
- 1122
- 01:08:32,838 --> 01:08:34,478
- with yellow teeth and
- the massive unibrow.
- 1123
- 01:08:34,715 --> 01:08:35,715
- Okay.
- 1124
- 01:08:36,217 --> 01:08:38,843
- That's a lock for Hagrid.
- 1125
- 01:08:40,095 --> 01:08:41,346
- Um...
- 1126
- 01:08:41,722 --> 01:08:42,806
- Best Man?
- 1127
- 01:08:42,932 --> 01:08:44,015
- Damn.
- 1128
- 01:08:44,141 --> 01:08:45,809
- Best Man. Now.
- 1129
- 01:08:45,935 --> 01:08:48,582
- No, this is so hard. It's lose-lose you know
- You piss off all the
- 1130
- 01:08:48,621 --> 01:08:51,088
- ones you don't pick, and you end
- up hating the one you do pick
- 1131
- 01:08:51,256 --> 01:08:53,299
- because he makes a bad
- speech and ruins the day.
- 1132
- 01:08:53,383 --> 01:08:54,926
- Do you wanna see
- these puppies or not?
- 1133
- 01:08:54,952 --> 01:08:56,494
- Yes, I do.
- 1134
- 01:08:56,987 --> 01:08:58,705
- Jay. it's your choice.
- 1135
- 01:08:59,031 --> 01:09:00,511
- He's my best friend,
- but he's a moron.
- 1136
- 01:09:00,574 --> 01:09:01,991
- Yeah, he will
- mess up everything.
- 1137
- 01:09:02,076 --> 01:09:03,409
- Rory. Sure?
- 1138
- 01:09:03,536 --> 01:09:04,869
- No, Harry.
- 1139
- 01:09:04,995 --> 01:09:06,329
- Harry it is. Let's do this.
- 1140
- 01:09:08,415 --> 01:09:09,874
- Rory. Sorry.
- 1141
- 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,417
- What? That's such a cheat.
- 1142
- 01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,045
- Okay, fine.
- 1143
- 01:09:14,171 --> 01:09:15,547
- Honeymoon?
- 1144
- 01:09:16,006 --> 01:09:17,674
- Bed and breakfast in Scotland.
- 1145
- 01:09:17,758 --> 01:09:20,218
- I am not taking
- my pants off for Scotland.
- 1146
- 01:09:20,344 --> 01:09:22,846
- But it's all we can afford.
- Take off your pants.
- 1147
- 01:09:22,930 --> 01:09:24,055
- I will not.
- 1148
- 01:09:24,181 --> 01:09:25,265
- Take off your pants!
- 1149
- 01:09:25,432 --> 01:09:27,725
- I want
- two weeks in Bali!
- 1150
- 01:09:27,852 --> 01:09:29,185
- Take off those pants!
- 1151
- 01:09:36,235 --> 01:09:38,069
- Have you planned a break? No.
- 1152
- 01:09:47,955 --> 01:09:51,705
- No! Is that you? It wasn't me.
- 1153
- 01:10:11,770 --> 01:10:13,313
- It’s for you.
- 1154
- 01:10:47,222 --> 01:10:49,140
- No, I'm caught!
- I've got it. I've got it!
- 1155
- 01:10:49,558 --> 01:10:50,683
- Help me!
- 1156
- 01:10:55,522 --> 01:10:56,814
- Yes!
- 1157
- 01:11:00,402 --> 01:11:01,945
- Right, follow me!
- 1158
- 01:11:04,365 --> 01:11:05,865
- My gosh!
- 1159
- 01:11:07,826 --> 01:11:09,202
- My God!
- 1160
- 01:11:11,997 --> 01:11:12,997
- God!
- 1161
- 01:11:20,047 --> 01:11:21,255
- it's a joke!
- 1162
- 01:11:24,885 --> 01:11:25,885
- Here.
- 1163
- 01:11:30,891 --> 01:11:32,517
- Yes, come on.
- 1164
- 01:11:32,851 --> 01:11:34,060
- This way.
- 1165
- 01:11:49,201 --> 01:11:50,910
- My God!
- 1166
- 01:12:17,271 --> 01:12:18,354
- Hello,
- 1167
- 01:12:18,689 --> 01:12:20,189
- I'm Rory.
- 1168
- 01:12:21,233 --> 01:12:25,737
- When Tim asked me to
- be his Best Man, I was terrified.
- 1169
- 01:12:25,863 --> 01:12:28,573
- So I thought best
- thing is to find
- 1170
- 01:12:28,699 --> 01:12:31,409
- a book about speeches.
- And here it is.
- 1171
- 01:12:32,202 --> 01:12:35,955
- And it says think of
- really funny anecdotes.
- 1172
- 01:12:36,874 --> 01:12:41,836
- And there is a very hilarious
- story, actually from work.
- 1173
- 01:12:42,546 --> 01:12:45,506
- It was quite a complicated
- case based on an issue of
- 1174
- 01:12:45,632 --> 01:12:47,467
- cross-amortisation
- of ownership of
- 1175
- 01:12:47,551 --> 01:12:49,135
- post-divorce
- properties and, um...
- 1176
- 01:12:51,263 --> 01:12:54,098
- Let me just explain the context.
- The Defendant...
- 1177
- 01:12:57,895 --> 01:13:00,146
- When Tim asked me
- to do his Best Man speech,
- 1178
- 01:13:00,272 --> 01:13:02,523
- my immediate reaction was,
- 1179
- 01:13:02,649 --> 01:13:04,569
- ?'How much are you gonna
- pay me, you little shit?
- 1180
- 01:13:04,651 --> 01:13:06,944
- ?'l don't write
- for free, you know.?'
- 1181
- 01:13:07,029 --> 01:13:10,156
- These were the girls available
- to him at that time.
- 1182
- 01:13:10,282 --> 01:13:13,534
- ?'Hello, girls.?' And this is how
- far he got with each of them.
- 1183
- 01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:16,746
- Let me explain the code.
- 5, blow job.
- 1184
- 01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:23,669
- 8, full penetrative...
- and so a toast
- 1185
- 01:13:23,796 --> 01:13:25,755
- to the man with
- the worst haircut
- 1186
- 01:13:25,881 --> 01:13:27,840
- but the best bride in the room.
- 1187
- 01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:30,051
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- Tim and Mary.
- 1188
- 01:13:30,177 --> 01:13:32,178
- Tim and Mary.
- 1189
- 01:13:32,971 --> 01:13:34,055
- That's us.
- 1190
- 01:13:35,015 --> 01:13:36,974
- I wish I'd said 'l love you.'
- 1191
- 01:13:37,101 --> 01:13:38,768
- You did, Dad.
- 1192
- 01:13:39,186 --> 01:13:40,436
- It was implied.
- 1193
- 01:13:40,562 --> 01:13:44,649
- I'm not sure 'implied' is good
- enough for a wedding day, are you?
- 1194
- 01:13:44,775 --> 01:13:46,943
- No, don't do it, it's fine.
- 1195
- 01:13:47,069 --> 01:13:50,905
- I'm so happy with it as it was.
- You really don't have to.
- 1196
- 01:13:51,031 --> 01:13:53,324
- I'll do what
- I wanna do, young man.
- 1197
- 01:13:53,450 --> 01:13:55,701
- Will you excuse me
- for just one moment?
- 1198
- 01:13:57,621 --> 01:14:00,540
- later on I may tell you about
- 1199
- 01:14:00,666 --> 01:14:05,044
- Tim's many failings as a man
- and as a table tennis player.
- 1200
- 01:14:05,170 --> 01:14:06,170
- But,
- 1201
- 01:14:06,463 --> 01:14:08,798
- important first to say the one
- 1202
- 01:14:10,592 --> 01:14:13,302
- big thing, I've only loved
- 1203
- 01:14:13,428 --> 01:14:16,764
- three men in my life.
- 1204
- 01:14:17,224 --> 01:14:19,267
- My dad was
- a frosty bugger so that
- 1205
- 01:14:19,393 --> 01:14:21,435
- only leaves dear Uncle Desmond,
- 1206
- 01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:27,733
- B. B. King, obviously,
- and this young man here.
- 1207
- 01:14:28,443 --> 01:14:32,780
- I'd only give one piece of
- advice to anyone marrying.
- 1208
- 01:14:33,490 --> 01:14:36,325
- We're all quite
- similar in the end.
- 1209
- 01:14:36,451 --> 01:14:40,079
- We all get old and tell the
- same tales too many times.
- 1210
- 01:14:40,164 --> 01:14:43,499
- But try and marry someone
- 1211
- 01:14:44,918 --> 01:14:45,918
- kind.
- 1212
- 01:14:46,670 --> 01:14:49,005
- And this is a kind man
- 1213
- 01:14:49,673 --> 01:14:51,424
- with a good heart.
- 1214
- 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:54,677
- I'm not particularly proud
- 1215
- 01:14:54,803 --> 01:14:58,431
- of many things in my life,
- but I am very proud
- 1216
- 01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:02,101
- to be the father of my son.
- 1217
- 01:15:05,606 --> 01:15:09,942
- I'm so sorry to disturb you, but I
- wonder if I could have your autograph.
- 1218
- 01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:12,069
- No. No.
- 1219
- 01:15:12,654 --> 01:15:13,934
- I'm at a wedding,
- for God's sake.
- 1220
- 01:15:13,989 --> 01:15:16,324
- I'm here to
- celebrate true love not
- 1221
- 01:15:16,450 --> 01:15:18,826
- scribble my illegible
- signature on stupid
- 1222
- 01:15:18,952 --> 01:15:21,329
- bits of paper that
- you can flog on eBay
- 1223
- 01:15:21,455 --> 01:15:24,624
- so that at the next wedding you
- can wear a less hideous hat.
- 1224
- 01:15:24,791 --> 01:15:27,126
- I see you've met my Aunt May.
- 1225
- 01:15:27,211 --> 01:15:31,005
- God. People should
- wear name tags.
- 1226
- 01:15:32,132 --> 01:15:34,217
- You next, Kittle Kattle.
- 1227
- 01:15:35,469 --> 01:15:37,470
- I don't know, Uncle D.
- 1228
- 01:15:39,306 --> 01:15:41,182
- Boys aren't very nice.
- 1229
- 01:15:41,725 --> 01:15:43,309
- Aren't they, darling?
- 1230
- 01:15:43,810 --> 01:15:45,686
- Not in my experience.
- 1231
- 01:15:46,813 --> 01:15:48,814
- They're always
- taking liberties,
- 1232
- 01:15:48,982 --> 01:15:51,025
- not giving much back in return.
- 1233
- 01:15:54,863 --> 01:15:56,405
- It’s yummy. Yeah?
- 1234
- 01:15:56,531 --> 01:15:58,658
- I like the way you say 'yummy.'
- 1235
- 01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:09,669
- Do you wish we'd picked
- another less wet day?
- 1236
- 01:16:09,753 --> 01:16:10,753
- No.
- 1237
- 01:16:11,838 --> 01:16:13,714
- Not for the world.
- 1238
- 01:16:18,887 --> 01:16:21,222
- And so it begins.
- 1239
- 01:16:21,682 --> 01:16:24,600
- Lots and lots of types of days.
- 1240
- 01:16:25,519 --> 01:16:26,519
- Fun!
- 1241
- 01:16:33,026 --> 01:16:34,026
- Posy.
- 1242
- 01:16:35,654 --> 01:16:37,363
- Posy she is.
- 1243
- 01:16:37,990 --> 01:16:40,199
- The most beautiful
- girl in the world.
- 1244
- 01:16:43,578 --> 01:16:47,581
- You want your daddy.
- Yes, I know.
- 1245
- 01:16:50,877 --> 01:16:51,877
- Yeah.
- 1246
- 01:16:54,923 --> 01:16:56,303
- No one can ever
- prepare you for
- 1247
- 01:16:56,341 --> 01:16:58,551
- what happens when
- you have a child.
- 1248
- 01:16:58,719 --> 01:17:00,303
- When you see
- the baby in your arms
- 1249
- 01:17:00,387 --> 01:17:03,014
- and you know that
- it's your job now.
- 1250
- 01:17:03,932 --> 01:17:07,768
- No one can prepare you for
- the love and the fear.
- 1251
- 01:17:09,396 --> 01:17:11,355
- She's lovely.
- 1252
- 01:17:12,399 --> 01:17:14,400
- You were such an ugly baby.
- 1253
- 01:17:14,735 --> 01:17:16,402
- More chimpanzee than child.
- 1254
- 01:17:17,070 --> 01:17:18,571
- I remember
- the first time I saw you,
- 1255
- 01:17:18,655 --> 01:17:21,574
- I thanked God we were in driving
- distance of London Zoo.
- 1256
- 01:17:22,784 --> 01:17:24,285
- Come on, hand over
- the little bugger,
- 1257
- 01:17:24,369 --> 01:17:25,870
- let's see if she bounces.
- 1258
- 01:17:25,954 --> 01:17:27,747
- Yeah,
- she definitely will bounce.
- 1259
- 01:17:27,914 --> 01:17:29,040
- Look.
- 1260
- 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:30,291
- She can do anything.
- 1261
- 01:17:30,417 --> 01:17:32,376
- Look. Hello.
- 1262
- 01:17:34,588 --> 01:17:36,047
- Sweetheart.
- 1263
- 01:17:37,090 --> 01:17:38,799
- No one can prepare you
- for the love
- 1264
- 01:17:38,925 --> 01:17:40,718
- people you love
- can feel for them.
- 1265
- 01:17:42,929 --> 01:17:44,347
- And nothing can prepare you for
- 1266
- 01:17:44,431 --> 01:17:46,391
- the indifference of friends
- who don't have babies.
- 1267
- 01:17:46,475 --> 01:17:48,267
- Do you wanna
- go to Uncle Jay?
- 1268
- 01:17:48,435 --> 01:17:50,269
- No, thanks, it's fine.
- It's great.
- 1269
- 01:17:50,604 --> 01:17:52,813
- And it's a shock how
- quickly you have to move
- 1270
- 01:17:52,898 --> 01:17:55,733
- to a new place you
- completely can't afford.
- 1271
- 01:17:56,318 --> 01:17:57,777
- Look what we found.
- 1272
- 01:17:57,903 --> 01:17:59,320
- Look who it is!
- 1273
- 01:17:59,905 --> 01:18:00,988
- Honey!
- 1274
- 01:18:01,114 --> 01:18:02,239
- Sorry.
- 1275
- 01:18:04,951 --> 01:18:08,621
- Suddenly, time travel seems
- almost unnecessary,
- 1276
- 01:18:08,747 --> 01:18:10,790
- because every detail of
- life is so delightful.
- 1277
- 01:18:18,298 --> 01:18:19,757
- What's his name?
- 1278
- 01:18:19,841 --> 01:18:20,966
- Horace, I think.
- 1279
- 01:18:21,134 --> 01:18:22,259
- Of course it is.
- 1280
- 01:18:22,344 --> 01:18:24,553
- Only one important thing
- for a godfather, I'm told,
- 1281
- 01:18:24,638 --> 01:18:26,972
- never bring a present
- smaller than the child.
- 1282
- 01:18:27,140 --> 01:18:29,475
- Shut up, you smug bastard.
- 1283
- 01:18:29,601 --> 01:18:31,477
- Don't worry, I didn't
- bring anything at all.
- 1284
- 01:18:31,645 --> 01:18:33,521
- She'll never know.
- Hasn't got a brain yet.
- 1285
- 01:18:33,647 --> 01:18:35,648
- I didn't expect to
- see you here, Harry.
- 1286
- 01:18:35,816 --> 01:18:37,817
- Children's party's
- not exactly your style.
- 1287
- 01:18:37,984 --> 01:18:41,153
- No, Mary, I was tricked. I was
- told there would be free booze.
- 1288
- 01:18:43,031 --> 01:18:45,157
- I hate kids, as you know.
- 1289
- 01:18:45,325 --> 01:18:46,951
- Where's Kit Kat, by the way?
- 1290
- 01:18:47,285 --> 01:18:50,287
- I don't know, she said
- she'd be here around 3:00.
- 1291
- 01:18:50,372 --> 01:18:53,707
- And you know we got purple
- cupcakes for her especially.
- 1292
- 01:18:53,792 --> 01:18:55,501
- Here she is!
- 1293
- 01:18:55,669 --> 01:18:57,109
- Speak of the devil,
- that will be her.
- 1294
- 01:18:58,839 --> 01:19:01,340
- We'll wait till
- Aunty Kit Kat gets here.
- 1295
- 01:19:02,342 --> 01:19:03,843
- Hey. Jimmy.
- 1296
- 01:19:04,010 --> 01:19:05,511
- Where's my sister?
- 1297
- 01:19:06,847 --> 01:19:07,847
- Thought she was here.
- 1298
- 01:19:07,973 --> 01:19:09,014
- No, she hasn't arrived.
- 1299
- 01:19:10,892 --> 01:19:12,435
- That's not good.
- 1300
- 01:19:12,936 --> 01:19:14,603
- What does that mean?
- 1301
- 01:19:14,729 --> 01:19:18,232
- Um... We had an
- argument this morning.
- 1302
- 01:19:18,358 --> 01:19:20,609
- Over nothing, but
- she'd been drinking, so...
- 1303
- 01:19:21,528 --> 01:19:25,072
- And then she ran out to get
- the car to come here and
- 1304
- 01:19:25,198 --> 01:19:27,575
- I told her to
- meet me here so...
- 1305
- 01:19:27,951 --> 01:19:31,370
- There's a song by Baz
- Luhrmann called Sunscreen.
- 1306
- 01:19:31,538 --> 01:19:33,706
- He says worrying
- about the future
- 1307
- 01:19:33,790 --> 01:19:35,124
- is as effective
- as trying to solve
- 1308
- 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:38,043
- an algebra equation
- by chewing bubble gum.
- 1309
- 01:19:38,712 --> 01:19:40,796
- The real troubles in your life
- 1310
- 01:19:40,922 --> 01:19:44,717
- will always be things that never
- crossed your worried mind.
- 1311
- 01:19:58,273 --> 01:19:59,440
- What happened?
- 1312
- 01:20:01,234 --> 01:20:02,902
- We had a fight.
- 1313
- 01:20:03,403 --> 01:20:04,403
- And,
- 1314
- 01:20:05,739 --> 01:20:08,240
- maybe I wasn't
- completely sober.
- 1315
- 01:20:10,076 --> 01:20:11,952
- How is she? Not good.
- 1316
- 01:20:12,245 --> 01:20:14,413
- When did she leave you?
- From where?
- 1317
- 01:20:14,581 --> 01:20:16,790
- I want it exact.
- Exact time. Exact address.
- 1318
- 01:20:26,593 --> 01:20:29,136
- Here we are. Sorry, sorry.
- 1319
- 01:20:29,429 --> 01:20:30,679
- Come on.
- 1320
- 01:20:31,681 --> 01:20:33,265
- God.
- 1321
- 01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:35,601
- Hi. There she is.
- 1322
- 01:20:35,936 --> 01:20:37,937
- Does a small baby live here?
- 1323
- 01:20:38,104 --> 01:20:42,274
- Yes, and she's so excited.
- She's downstairs.
- 1324
- 01:20:42,859 --> 01:20:44,944
- Happy birthday, Posy.
- 1325
- 01:20:47,155 --> 01:20:49,698
- I'm sorry.
- I had to pick up Kit Kat.
- 1326
- 01:20:49,824 --> 01:20:51,617
- I thought she was
- gonna drive herself.
- 1327
- 01:20:51,743 --> 01:20:53,536
- Turns out she couldn't.
- 1328
- 01:20:54,788 --> 01:20:56,914
- She okay? Later.
- 1329
- 01:20:59,251 --> 01:21:01,210
- I'm worried about Kit Kat.
- 1330
- 01:21:03,213 --> 01:21:05,214
- Yeah. I know.
- 1331
- 01:21:05,882 --> 01:21:08,884
- She was drinking wine
- while we were drinking tea.
- 1332
- 01:21:09,511 --> 01:21:11,929
- And Jimmy wasn't nice to her.
- 1333
- 01:21:12,055 --> 01:21:15,140
- And she spurned
- the purple cupcakes.
- 1334
- 01:21:15,934 --> 01:21:18,269
- We have to do
- something to fix it.
- 1335
- 01:21:20,438 --> 01:21:21,438
- Yeah.
- 1336
- 01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:24,108
- But, you know,
- 1337
- 01:21:24,818 --> 01:21:29,071
- if it's gonna be fixed, I think she
- probably has to do it herself.
- 1338
- 01:21:30,490 --> 01:21:31,490
- Maybe.
- 1339
- 01:21:32,534 --> 01:21:34,034
- Maybe not.
- 1340
- 01:21:37,998 --> 01:21:40,249
- My darling. What's happened?
- 1341
- 01:21:40,584 --> 01:21:42,918
- You're the best
- person in the world.
- 1342
- 01:21:43,044 --> 01:21:45,337
- You're top equal with
- my wife. I don't get it.
- 1343
- 01:21:47,048 --> 01:21:49,008
- Maybe, just maybe,
- 1344
- 01:21:50,135 --> 01:21:51,885
- I'm the faller.
- 1345
- 01:21:52,762 --> 01:21:56,515
- Every family has,
- like, someone who falls,
- 1346
- 01:21:56,850 --> 01:21:59,810
- who doesn't make the grade,
- who stumbles,
- 1347
- 01:21:59,936 --> 01:22:01,937
- who life trips up.
- 1348
- 01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:04,565
- Maybe I'm our faller.
- 1349
- 01:22:05,692 --> 01:22:08,902
- No.
- 1350
- 01:22:15,994 --> 01:22:18,996
- Okay. I'm gonna
- tell you a secret.
- 1351
- 01:22:19,122 --> 01:22:21,373
- And you have to
- promise to keep it.
- 1352
- 01:22:21,666 --> 01:22:23,042
- We've always kept secrets.
- 1353
- 01:22:23,168 --> 01:22:24,543
- We have?
- 1354
- 01:22:24,961 --> 01:22:27,630
- You promise you
- won't ever, ever, ever,
- 1355
- 01:22:27,797 --> 01:22:30,049
- ever, ever, ever, ever,
- 1356
- 01:22:30,675 --> 01:22:33,344
- ever, ever, ever, ever tell?
- 1357
- 01:22:33,637 --> 01:22:34,637
- Yes.
- 1358
- 01:22:40,352 --> 01:22:42,770
- I can travel in time.
- 1359
- 01:22:45,857 --> 01:22:48,150
- Why are we standing in the
- cupboard under the stairs?
- 1360
- 01:22:48,276 --> 01:22:51,783
- Because we're gonna go back in time and
- you're gonna do some things differently.
- 1361
- 01:22:51,821 --> 01:22:53,697
- I love it when you're funny.
- 1362
- 01:22:53,823 --> 01:22:56,075
- Grab my hand. Close your eyes.
- 1363
- 01:23:13,093 --> 01:23:16,512
- My God! My God!
- 1364
- 01:23:17,222 --> 01:23:21,058
- My arsing God in a box.
- 1365
- 01:23:25,980 --> 01:23:27,022
- You're kidding?
- 1366
- 01:23:27,107 --> 01:23:30,818
- I can go anywhere in time and you bring
- me back to the worst party of all time.
- 1367
- 01:23:30,944 --> 01:23:33,028
- 'Fraid so. Let's go.
- 1368
- 01:23:35,949 --> 01:23:36,990
- We've got work to do.
- 1369
- 01:23:37,117 --> 01:23:38,200
- What work?
- 1370
- 01:23:38,326 --> 01:23:41,328
- Making sure you do
- not meet Jimmy Kincade.
- 1371
- 01:23:41,454 --> 01:23:42,871
- Quick, in here.
- 1372
- 01:23:44,791 --> 01:23:46,375
- But he's about to
- fall in love with me!
- 1373
- 01:23:46,501 --> 01:23:48,127
- Not this time he isn't.
- 1374
- 01:23:57,887 --> 01:24:01,223
- Who's the pretty looking girl?
- It's Jennifer, isn't it?
- 1375
- 01:24:01,349 --> 01:24:02,516
- Yeah.
- 1376
- 01:24:02,642 --> 01:24:03,851
- Wild!
- 1377
- 01:24:03,977 --> 01:24:05,310
- I like your skirt, Jennifer.
- 1378
- 01:24:05,437 --> 01:24:06,770
- Thank you.
- 1379
- 01:24:06,896 --> 01:24:09,356
- Right, I get it.
- 1380
- 01:24:09,482 --> 01:24:13,569
- If he hadn't met me, he would have
- just had sex with someone else.
- 1381
- 01:24:13,987 --> 01:24:15,904
- Nip it in the bud?
- 1382
- 01:24:18,908 --> 01:24:20,576
- Excuse me, Jimmy.
- 1383
- 01:24:21,661 --> 01:24:23,579
- Sorry. Do I know you?
- 1384
- 01:24:23,705 --> 01:24:25,539
- Yeah, you do.
- 1385
- 01:24:26,124 --> 01:24:28,792
- Very well. Sorry.
- 1386
- 01:24:28,918 --> 01:24:31,253
- And this is what I should
- have done right at the start.
- 1387
- 01:24:37,343 --> 01:24:40,512
- Happy New Year, everybody.
- Happy New Year.
- 1388
- 01:24:40,638 --> 01:24:42,556
- And back to the cupboard.
- 1389
- 01:24:45,059 --> 01:24:46,226
- Amazing!
- 1390
- 01:24:46,519 --> 01:24:47,811
- What happens now?
- 1391
- 01:24:47,937 --> 01:24:49,229
- God knows.
- 1392
- 01:24:49,355 --> 01:24:51,735
- What I'm hoping is that from
- this moment on you avoid
- 1393
- 01:24:51,774 --> 01:24:54,064
- the sleazy bad guys because
- they're sleazy and bad.
- 1394
- 01:24:54,402 --> 01:24:56,779
- When did you get so serious?
- 1395
- 01:24:56,905 --> 01:24:59,239
- Since it occurred to me
- that I might lose you.
- 1396
- 01:25:01,993 --> 01:25:04,703
- Brace yourself,
- this could be weird.
- 1397
- 01:25:05,246 --> 01:25:07,206
- Things will have changed.
- 1398
- 01:25:13,588 --> 01:25:14,922
- My God.
- 1399
- 01:25:15,048 --> 01:25:16,048
- What?
- 1400
- 01:25:16,216 --> 01:25:17,257
- Jay.
- 1401
- 01:25:17,383 --> 01:25:19,176
- Jay Jay? Yes.
- 1402
- 01:25:19,844 --> 01:25:23,222
- And he's adorable. My God.
- 1403
- 01:25:24,808 --> 01:25:25,808
- Right,
- 1404
- 01:25:26,434 --> 01:25:27,935
- let's do this.
- 1405
- 01:25:33,900 --> 01:25:35,400
- Come on, you two.
- 1406
- 01:25:36,069 --> 01:25:39,112
- Mum's just cracked open
- a packet of biscuits.
- 1407
- 01:25:44,410 --> 01:25:47,037
- I've got
- something in mind for you.
- 1408
- 01:25:47,121 --> 01:25:48,442
- I know
- what you're gonna say.
- 1409
- 01:25:48,581 --> 01:25:49,981
- Have a biscuit and
- come and help me.
- 1410
- 01:25:51,459 --> 01:25:53,794
- But leave the rest for Uncle D.
- 1411
- 01:25:56,256 --> 01:25:58,549
- It’s just tidying really.
- 1412
- 01:25:58,925 --> 01:26:00,926
- You all right? I missed you.
- Yeah.
- 1413
- 01:26:01,469 --> 01:26:04,096
- Your mum wants me to do
- some gardening. Okay.
- 1414
- 01:26:06,307 --> 01:26:09,184
- it's tidying up, it's
- all a bit out of control.
- 1415
- 01:26:09,269 --> 01:26:11,103
- Anything that looks dead, out.
- 1416
- 01:26:11,271 --> 01:26:14,106
- This is what we're looking for.
- Okay? All this.
- 1417
- 01:26:14,274 --> 01:26:15,607
- Dead stuff. See this.
- 1418
- 01:26:18,319 --> 01:26:20,737
- They've torn them
- to shreds, haven't they?
- 1419
- 01:26:33,668 --> 01:26:35,460
- How did everything go?
- 1420
- 01:26:35,587 --> 01:26:37,337
- Immensely satisfactory.
- 1421
- 01:26:37,755 --> 01:26:41,258
- I'm so happy. I wanna
- hear all about it.
- 1422
- 01:26:41,342 --> 01:26:43,558
- Will you do dinner for us
- because there's something
- 1423
- 01:26:43,597 --> 01:26:45,433
- I have to do before
- 6:00 or I'll get fired?
- 1424
- 01:26:45,471 --> 01:26:48,765
- Yeah. I can't think of
- anything I'd love to do more.
- 1425
- 01:26:48,892 --> 01:26:51,977
- Okay, where is the most
- fabulous person in the world?
- 1426
- 01:26:52,145 --> 01:26:56,982
- Come to your dad and get mashed
- up food shoved into your mouth!
- 1427
- 01:27:04,115 --> 01:27:05,574
- Hello there, little boy.
- 1428
- 01:27:09,495 --> 01:27:10,954
- You just
- 1429
- 01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:13,498
- wait there and I'll
- be back in a minute.
- 1430
- 01:27:25,845 --> 01:27:27,763
- Dad, can I have a quick word?
- 1431
- 01:27:27,847 --> 01:27:29,681
- Yeah. Sure.
- 1432
- 01:27:31,684 --> 01:27:33,518
- I can't go back past
- the birth again, can I?
- 1433
- 01:27:33,645 --> 01:27:35,437
- No. I should have
- mentioned that.
- 1434
- 01:27:35,521 --> 01:27:38,065
- You're okay till it
- comes out but the exact
- 1435
- 01:27:38,191 --> 01:27:40,692
- sperm at the exact
- moment got you this
- 1436
- 01:27:40,860 --> 01:27:42,110
- particular baby,
- 1437
- 01:27:42,195 --> 01:27:43,946
- so if you do anything
- the tiniest bit
- 1438
- 01:27:44,072 --> 01:27:45,822
- different, you'll
- have a different child.
- 1439
- 01:27:47,951 --> 01:27:52,621
- So, every day until yesterday
- is as it will always be? Lost?
- 1440
- 01:27:53,539 --> 01:27:55,832
- Just like for everyone else.
- 1441
- 01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,876
- Okay. interesting.
- 1442
- 01:27:58,670 --> 01:28:01,338
- Tough. I love you, Dad.
- I've gotta go.
- 1443
- 01:28:25,738 --> 01:28:27,656
- No.
- 1444
- 01:28:27,740 --> 01:28:29,341
- We're not leaving
- this room until we find
- 1445
- 01:28:29,409 --> 01:28:33,203
- a way of making sure
- this never happens again.
- 1446
- 01:28:46,050 --> 01:28:47,759
- Will you go now?
- 1447
- 01:29:01,065 --> 01:29:03,442
- I have to leave Jimmy, don't I?
- 1448
- 01:29:04,444 --> 01:29:05,944
- For good.
- 1449
- 01:29:06,904 --> 01:29:10,282
- And I have to stop drinking.
- 1450
- 01:29:13,202 --> 01:29:15,120
- And stop leaving jobs.
- 1451
- 01:29:17,123 --> 01:29:21,209
- And I have to
- go out with someone
- 1452
- 01:29:21,961 --> 01:29:24,629
- nice and boring.
- 1453
- 01:29:27,633 --> 01:29:28,800
- Yap.
- 1454
- 01:29:32,138 --> 01:29:35,265
- And, you know, nice
- isn't necessarily boring.
- 1455
- 01:29:35,391 --> 01:29:36,641
- Like who?
- 1456
- 01:29:37,769 --> 01:29:39,269
- Matt Damon?
- 1457
- 01:29:39,645 --> 01:29:40,979
- Okay.
- 1458
- 01:29:41,981 --> 01:29:43,565
- I'll go out with Matt Damon.
- 1459
- 01:29:43,649 --> 01:29:46,902
- Tell me,
- have you seen Jay recently?
- 1460
- 01:29:46,986 --> 01:29:51,490
- Your Jay? What, sticky-up hair Jay?
- Looks a bit like a Muppet Jay?
- 1461
- 01:29:51,616 --> 01:29:52,616
- Yes.
- 1462
- 01:29:53,451 --> 01:29:56,411
- He just popped into my head.
- He's always had a crush on you.
- 1463
- 01:29:56,788 --> 01:29:58,789
- Really? Yeah.
- 1464
- 01:30:00,458 --> 01:30:01,625
- Weird!
- 1465
- 01:30:01,751 --> 01:30:04,127
- Thinking of asking him to dinner.
- Are you free?
- 1466
- 01:30:04,253 --> 01:30:08,006
- Might be. Might have to
- freshen up a bit first.
- 1467
- 01:30:08,132 --> 01:30:10,383
- Yeah. You look shit.
- 1468
- 01:30:17,058 --> 01:30:18,433
- Joanna.
- 1469
- 01:30:18,559 --> 01:30:19,976
- Thank Christ you're back.
- 1470
- 01:30:20,103 --> 01:30:21,686
- It’s been a total nightmare.
- 1471
- 01:30:21,854 --> 01:30:23,480
- I know. it's all fine anyway.
- 1472
- 01:30:23,606 --> 01:30:25,107
- Where is she?
- 1473
- 01:30:25,233 --> 01:30:28,527
- it was the single worst night of my life.
- Where's Posy?
- 1474
- 01:30:29,237 --> 01:30:31,696
- There she is! Hello!
- 1475
- 01:30:31,823 --> 01:30:34,533
- Hello! Hello.
- 1476
- 01:30:34,659 --> 01:30:36,868
- Darling, how are you doing?
- 1477
- 01:30:40,456 --> 01:30:42,374
- Let's have another one.
- 1478
- 01:30:44,168 --> 01:30:47,212
- Screw that. No.
- 1479
- 01:30:49,090 --> 01:30:52,092
- That hurt and I got fat.
- Like fat-fat.
- 1480
- 01:30:52,218 --> 01:30:54,511
- Got a little
- bit fat, didn't she.
- 1481
- 01:30:54,846 --> 01:30:56,805
- Tell Mummy you want a sister.
- 1482
- 01:30:56,931 --> 01:31:01,017
- No. Tell Daddy you're happy
- being an only child.
- 1483
- 01:31:02,770 --> 01:31:05,147
- Fortunately we are
- young and careless and
- 1484
- 01:31:05,273 --> 01:31:07,691
- it wasn't long before
- there were four of us.
- 1485
- 01:31:07,817 --> 01:31:11,194
- And this is incredible. Posy
- Lake, only 3 years old,
- 1486
- 01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:14,281
- is about to break the women's
- 10 meter Olympic record.
- 1487
- 01:31:14,407 --> 01:31:18,535
- They're gonna do it. And here they
- are, they've done it! Fantastic.
- 1488
- 01:31:18,661 --> 01:31:21,371
- That was brilliant.
- You're so good.
- 1489
- 01:31:21,497 --> 01:31:22,914
- Sleeping right
- through all that.
- 1490
- 01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:25,292
- Can you help me?
- I'm so nervous.
- 1491
- 01:31:25,376 --> 01:31:27,711
- What do I wear for dinner
- with our bestselling author?
- 1492
- 01:31:27,837 --> 01:31:30,380
- Let me finish up with the
- monsters and I'll come right up.
- 1493
- 01:31:30,506 --> 01:31:31,715
- Great. Thank you.
- 1494
- 01:31:32,049 --> 01:31:33,466
- Go again.
- 1495
- 01:31:33,885 --> 01:31:36,511
- Okay. How about this?
- 1496
- 01:31:36,637 --> 01:31:39,139
- That's gorgeous.
- Job done. Yeah.
- 1497
- 01:31:39,265 --> 01:31:42,434
- No. Take it seriously. it's...
- 1498
- 01:31:43,060 --> 01:31:46,062
- I don't know. No, I hate it.
- 1499
- 01:31:46,397 --> 01:31:48,106
- Yeah. it's boring and
- 1500
- 01:31:48,608 --> 01:31:51,484
- makes me look kind of lumpy.
- 1501
- 01:31:51,611 --> 01:31:54,404
- No, you're right. it is boring and lumpy.
- I hate it.
- 1502
- 01:31:56,282 --> 01:31:58,158
- Okay. What about this?
- 1503
- 01:31:58,534 --> 01:32:00,493
- Gorgeous. We did it.
- 1504
- 01:32:00,620 --> 01:32:03,205
- No, it's too breasty.
- 1505
- 01:32:03,372 --> 01:32:05,415
- Is it? Okay.
- 1506
- 01:32:05,541 --> 01:32:06,541
- It’s not too breasty.
- 1507
- 01:32:06,626 --> 01:32:09,753
- No. I'm not wearing these heels.
- I look like a prostitute.
- 1508
- 01:32:09,837 --> 01:32:11,463
- Not high heels, then.
- 1509
- 01:32:11,589 --> 01:32:13,173
- But then we have
- the short legs problem.
- 1510
- 01:32:13,299 --> 01:32:15,800
- Well, do you want to look
- like a prostitute or a dwarf?
- 1511
- 01:32:16,928 --> 01:32:19,054
- Warning. That's a warning.
- 1512
- 01:32:22,725 --> 01:32:23,767
- Yes!
- 1513
- 01:32:23,893 --> 01:32:24,893
- No.
- 1514
- 01:32:28,814 --> 01:32:29,814
- No!
- 1515
- 01:32:30,858 --> 01:32:32,943
- Now that I like.
- 1516
- 01:32:33,236 --> 01:32:35,695
- No, I'm just
- picking up the dress
- 1517
- 01:32:35,821 --> 01:32:38,323
- that this goes under.
- Such a bad boy.
- 1518
- 01:32:40,743 --> 01:32:41,826
- This one?
- 1519
- 01:32:41,994 --> 01:32:43,036
- Not bad.
- 1520
- 01:32:43,663 --> 01:32:44,996
- Or this one?
- 1521
- 01:32:45,122 --> 01:32:47,624
- It’s a trick question, isn't it?
- Same dress. No!
- 1522
- 01:32:48,167 --> 01:32:49,209
- No?
- 1523
- 01:32:49,627 --> 01:32:51,795
- Okay. I don't think
- this one's too bad.
- 1524
- 01:32:52,213 --> 01:32:53,880
- Yeah, it's fabulous.
- 1525
- 01:32:54,340 --> 01:32:55,966
- Really? Yeah.
- 1526
- 01:32:56,092 --> 01:32:58,426
- Okay. Great. Good.
- 1527
- 01:32:58,511 --> 01:32:59,636
- Um...
- 1528
- 01:33:00,096 --> 01:33:01,805
- How about the blue one?
- 1529
- 01:33:01,931 --> 01:33:03,598
- The blue one? Yeah.
- 1530
- 01:33:03,724 --> 01:33:06,893
- The first one that you tried
- on that was boring and lumpy,
- 1531
- 01:33:06,978 --> 01:33:09,145
- but that wasn't actually
- boring and lumpy, that one?
- 1532
- 01:33:09,230 --> 01:33:11,147
- Yeah, which do you prefer?
- 1533
- 01:33:11,274 --> 01:33:13,191
- I don't know. I'm actually
- starting to go mad.
- 1534
- 01:33:13,317 --> 01:33:14,693
- I think I like the blue one.
- 1535
- 01:33:14,860 --> 01:33:16,236
- Okay. Yeah.
- 1536
- 01:33:17,697 --> 01:33:20,282
- Okay. Okay, let's go
- with this one, then?
- 1537
- 01:33:20,408 --> 01:33:22,242
- You look amazing.
- 1538
- 01:33:22,368 --> 01:33:23,535
- Really? Yes.
- 1539
- 01:33:23,661 --> 01:33:25,245
- Okay, thanks.
- 1540
- 01:33:25,788 --> 01:33:27,455
- God.
- 1541
- 01:33:27,915 --> 01:33:29,666
- Where's Posy?
- 1542
- 01:33:29,959 --> 01:33:31,793
- I left her downstairs.
- 1543
- 01:33:32,253 --> 01:33:35,588
- Not leaving the door open to the
- room with the manuscript in it?
- 1544
- 01:33:36,632 --> 01:33:38,300
- I don't think so.
- 1545
- 01:33:39,135 --> 01:33:41,553
- Look at me. Look me in
- 1546
- 01:33:41,679 --> 01:33:45,098
- And talk me through this.
- Basically my life is over.
- 1547
- 01:33:45,224 --> 01:33:47,809
- I really need to go out for just
- like two minutes, maybe one.
- 1548
- 01:33:47,935 --> 01:33:49,602
- Don't you dare!
- 1549
- 01:33:50,688 --> 01:33:53,232
- Don't you dare answer that!
- What am I gonna do?
- 1550
- 01:33:53,271 --> 01:33:55,813
- I think that we should
- really answer the phone.
- 1551
- 01:33:55,860 --> 01:33:57,319
- If you answer
- the goddamn phone,
- 1552
- 01:33:57,445 --> 01:33:58,903
- I will kill you with the phone.
- 1553
- 01:33:58,988 --> 01:34:02,115
- I won't answer the phone,
- but I do need to get out.
- 1554
- 01:34:02,241 --> 01:34:04,242
- No, no getting out,
- no getting out. No.
- 1555
- 01:34:04,368 --> 01:34:05,869
- Okay, right.
- 1556
- 01:34:05,995 --> 01:34:07,579
- Sorry, Mr McEwan.
- 1557
- 01:34:07,705 --> 01:34:11,624
- We read most of your book but,
- you see, the rest of it was
- 1558
- 01:34:11,751 --> 01:34:14,377
- coloured on or shredded.
- 1559
- 01:34:15,713 --> 01:34:16,713
- Yeah.
- 1560
- 01:34:17,757 --> 01:34:19,799
- I had no idea Posy
- actually knew how to use
- 1561
- 01:34:19,925 --> 01:34:22,010
- that machine.
- In a way that's impressive.
- 1562
- 01:34:23,554 --> 01:34:26,222
- What is it? How can I help you?
- 1563
- 01:34:28,934 --> 01:34:30,602
- Mary.
- 1564
- 01:34:31,729 --> 01:34:33,897
- No, everything... Sorry.
- 1565
- 01:34:34,774 --> 01:34:36,733
- Your son will explain.
- 1566
- 01:34:36,859 --> 01:34:38,360
- It’s your mother.
- 1567
- 01:34:39,028 --> 01:34:40,362
- Hi, Mum.
- 1568
- 01:34:45,868 --> 01:34:47,869
- No, no, it's okay. We'll...
- 1569
- 01:34:48,079 --> 01:34:49,829
- We'll come straight down.
- 1570
- 01:34:50,706 --> 01:34:52,040
- Okay, bye.
- 1571
- 01:35:06,639 --> 01:35:07,972
- Hello, darling.
- 1572
- 01:35:08,140 --> 01:35:09,474
- Mum. How are you?
- 1573
- 01:35:10,559 --> 01:35:11,643
- Honestly?
- 1574
- 01:35:11,769 --> 01:35:12,811
- Why not?
- 1575
- 01:35:13,229 --> 01:35:15,897
- I am fucking furious.
- 1576
- 01:35:16,524 --> 01:35:21,194
- I am so uninterested in
- a life without your father.
- 1577
- 01:35:22,405 --> 01:35:24,656
- Mary. Come on,
- let's make some tea.
- 1578
- 01:35:25,533 --> 01:35:26,658
- How are you?
- 1579
- 01:35:26,826 --> 01:35:27,909
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- 1580
- 01:35:28,035 --> 01:35:29,160
- Did you eat?
- 1581
- 01:35:29,286 --> 01:35:30,412
- Yes, of course.
- 1582
- 01:35:36,460 --> 01:35:37,502
- Desmond.
- 1583
- 01:35:38,921 --> 01:35:39,754
- How are you?
- 1584
- 01:35:39,839 --> 01:35:41,589
- I'm very well, thanks.
- 1585
- 01:35:42,007 --> 01:35:43,675
- Though a little hot.
- 1586
- 01:35:47,847 --> 01:35:50,515
- Your father,
- I think, is not so well.
- 1587
- 01:35:51,517 --> 01:35:52,600
- Cancer.
- 1588
- 01:35:53,853 --> 01:35:54,853
- Yes.
- 1589
- 01:35:55,312 --> 01:35:57,814
- I'm very unhappy about it, Tim.
- 1590
- 01:35:59,817 --> 01:36:01,818
- At your wedding
- he said he loved me.
- 1591
- 01:36:02,319 --> 01:36:04,320
- He does. I know.
- 1592
- 01:36:06,282 --> 01:36:08,616
- That was
- the best day of my life.
- 1593
- 01:36:11,203 --> 01:36:13,538
- So this is probably the worst.
- 1594
- 01:36:19,795 --> 01:36:20,795
- Dad.
- 1595
- 01:36:23,048 --> 01:36:24,966
- For God's sake.
- 1596
- 01:36:25,509 --> 01:36:27,343
- Not you, too.
- 1597
- 01:36:27,470 --> 01:36:28,511
- What?
- 1598
- 01:36:28,596 --> 01:36:32,390
- Well, Kit Kat's just rolled up blubbing
- her eyes out and now you're here.
- 1599
- 01:36:32,475 --> 01:36:33,933
- What's Mum been saying?
- 1600
- 01:36:34,143 --> 01:36:35,185
- The truth.
- 1601
- 01:36:35,311 --> 01:36:36,352
- Yeah, well,
- 1602
- 01:36:37,521 --> 01:36:39,189
- apart from that?
- 1603
- 01:36:40,107 --> 01:36:42,817
- It may have been the
- smoking but I couldn't
- 1604
- 01:36:42,943 --> 01:36:45,695
- undo that as it was
- before you were all born.
- 1605
- 01:36:46,405 --> 01:36:49,023
- And anyway, your mother definitely
- wouldn't have gone out with me
- 1606
- 01:36:49,108 --> 01:36:51,359
- if I hadn't been
- such a sexy smoker.
- 1607
- 01:36:54,455 --> 01:36:58,583
- I did get diagnosed as soon as
- possible, but it was too late.
- 1608
- 01:37:00,461 --> 01:37:01,753
- How long have we got?
- 1609
- 01:37:01,921 --> 01:37:07,091
- You know, it, it could be years.
- 1610
- 01:37:09,887 --> 01:37:11,554
- How long really?
- 1611
- 01:37:14,266 --> 01:37:15,892
- Weeks, I'm afraid.
- 1612
- 01:37:23,400 --> 01:37:25,902
- Have we had this
- conversation before?
- 1613
- 01:37:28,781 --> 01:37:29,781
- Yeah.
- 1614
- 01:37:31,534 --> 01:37:33,243
- What happened?
- 1615
- 01:37:33,369 --> 01:37:35,912
- I rather let myself down.
- 1616
- 01:37:36,330 --> 01:37:37,997
- I hugged you.
- 1617
- 01:37:57,309 --> 01:37:58,226
- Sorry.
- 1618
- 01:37:58,310 --> 01:38:01,062
- I think I just thought
- with the time thing...
- 1619
- 01:38:01,689 --> 01:38:03,815
- No, I never said
- we could fix things.
- 1620
- 01:38:03,983 --> 01:38:06,067
- I specifically never said that.
- 1621
- 01:38:06,193 --> 01:38:08,695
- Life's a mixed bag,
- no matter who you are.
- 1622
- 01:38:08,821 --> 01:38:10,738
- Look at Jesus.
- He was the Son of God,
- 1623
- 01:38:10,864 --> 01:38:12,824
- for God's sake, and look
- how that turned out.
- 1624
- 01:38:12,950 --> 01:38:14,200
- I know, but
- 1625
- 01:38:15,160 --> 01:38:17,620
- you must see
- I feel a bit cheated.
- 1626
- 01:38:17,746 --> 01:38:20,164
- Don't. In fact,
- feel the opposite.
- 1627
- 01:38:20,332 --> 01:38:22,792
- The only people who
- give up work at 50
- 1628
- 01:38:22,918 --> 01:38:25,169
- are the time travelers
- with cancer who want
- 1629
- 01:38:25,337 --> 01:38:27,589
- to play more table tennis
- with their sons.
- 1630
- 01:38:29,717 --> 01:38:30,717
- Right.
- 1631
- 01:38:32,511 --> 01:38:34,512
- So that's been the deal?
- 1632
- 01:38:36,849 --> 01:38:40,518
- I'm sorry we had to call.
- It's suddenly got very bad.
- 1633
- 01:38:46,317 --> 01:38:48,802
- And I have something very
- important to tell you.
- 1634
- 01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:51,362
- Or, let me check,
- 1635
- 01:38:51,697 --> 01:38:54,324
- do you want to
- know the big secret,
- 1636
- 01:38:54,408 --> 01:38:56,701
- or would you rather find it
- out for yourself like I did?
- 1637
- 01:38:56,827 --> 01:38:58,870
- Christ,
- there's another secret?
- 1638
- 01:38:59,705 --> 01:39:02,874
- Less dramatic.
- Much more important.
- 1639
- 01:39:03,626 --> 01:39:06,294
- The real mothership.
- 1640
- 01:39:08,881 --> 01:39:11,382
- No, go on. Tell me.
- 1641
- 01:39:11,717 --> 01:39:13,676
- Let's save some time.
- 1642
- 01:39:18,891 --> 01:39:22,560
- And so he told me his
- secret formula for happiness.
- 1643
- 01:39:24,563 --> 01:39:26,648
- Part one of the two part plan
- 1644
- 01:39:26,774 --> 01:39:28,816
- was that I should just get on
- with ordinary life,
- 1645
- 01:39:28,901 --> 01:39:31,903
- living it day by day,
- like anyone else.
- 1646
- 01:39:37,409 --> 01:39:42,246
- This is our current statement with a
- revised paragraph there, highlighted.
- 1647
- 01:39:45,584 --> 01:39:47,919
- Rupert. Rupert, is that
- the best you can do?
- 1648
- 01:39:49,046 --> 01:39:52,256
- No. Absolutely not.
- We can change that.
- 1649
- 01:39:52,383 --> 01:39:53,883
- ltem number two.
- 1650
- 01:40:01,392 --> 01:40:04,102
- Good afternoon, sir. Are you
- eating in or taking away today?
- 1651
- 01:40:04,269 --> 01:40:05,603
- Take away, please.
- 1652
- 01:40:05,729 --> 01:40:07,063
- Yeah? No problem.
- 1653
- 01:40:07,189 --> 01:40:11,192
- Lovely, that's 4.24 then, please, sir.
- Thank you kindly.
- 1654
- 01:40:11,694 --> 01:40:14,278
- Lovely. And there's your change, sir.
- 76 pence change.
- 1655
- 01:40:14,405 --> 01:40:16,114
- Thanks. Thank you. Hello there.
- 1656
- 01:40:16,532 --> 01:40:17,812
- Are you eating in
- or taking away?
- 1657
- 01:40:23,372 --> 01:40:27,083
- Do you find the Defendant, John
- Welbeck, guilty or not guilty of fraud?
- 1658
- 01:40:27,167 --> 01:40:28,209
- Not guilty.
- 1659
- 01:40:28,293 --> 01:40:31,757
- And that is the verdict of you all? Yes.
- Thank you. You may be seated.
- 1660
- 01:40:32,089 --> 01:40:33,131
- Thank God.
- 1661
- 01:40:33,257 --> 01:40:35,633
- Let the Defendant
- be discharged.
- 1662
- 01:40:36,301 --> 01:40:38,302
- Be upstanding in court.
- 1663
- 01:40:51,650 --> 01:40:53,484
- Lights out? Yeah.
- 1664
- 01:40:54,319 --> 01:40:55,653
- Tough day.
- 1665
- 01:40:56,989 --> 01:40:59,490
- But then came
- part two of Dad's plan.
- 1666
- 01:41:01,326 --> 01:41:05,663
- He told me to live every day
- again almost exactly the same.
- 1667
- 01:41:06,457 --> 01:41:08,916
- The first time with all the
- tensions and worries that
- 1668
- 01:41:09,001 --> 01:41:11,794
- stop us noticing how
- sweet the world can be,
- 1669
- 01:41:12,087 --> 01:41:14,672
- but the second time noticing.
- 1670
- 01:41:14,798 --> 01:41:16,299
- Okay, Dad.
- 1671
- 01:41:17,009 --> 01:41:18,509
- Let's give it a go.
- 1672
- 01:41:23,932 --> 01:41:25,892
- What's our statement
- at the moment?
- 1673
- 01:41:26,226 --> 01:41:28,895
- This is it with the revised...
- 1674
- 01:41:34,860 --> 01:41:38,696
- Robert, this does not pass.
- Is this the best you can do?
- 1675
- 01:41:40,532 --> 01:41:42,241
- I'll leave you two
- to thrash this out.
- 1676
- 01:41:45,037 --> 01:41:46,287
- Ooh.
- 1677
- 01:41:48,874 --> 01:41:50,875
- Good afternoon, sir.
- Good afternoon.
- 1678
- 01:41:51,001 --> 01:41:53,503
- Are you eating in or taking away today?
- Take away, please.
- 1679
- 01:41:53,587 --> 01:41:54,796
- Would you like a bag?
- 1680
- 01:41:54,922 --> 01:41:56,172
- That's fine.
- 1681
- 01:41:56,256 --> 01:41:58,889
- Lovely. That's 6.23 then, please.
- And enjoy the rest of your day.
- 1682
- 01:41:58,984 --> 01:42:00,318
- Thank you. Bye-bye.
- 1683
- 01:42:01,094 --> 01:42:02,094
- Hello, there.
- 1684
- 01:42:05,766 --> 01:42:07,558
- Look around you! What?
- 1685
- 01:42:07,684 --> 01:42:08,893
- Isn't this room beautiful?
- 1686
- 01:42:09,019 --> 01:42:10,186
- Yeah.
- 1687
- 01:42:10,729 --> 01:42:12,063
- Come on.
- 1688
- 01:42:12,898 --> 01:42:14,190
- Not guilty.
- 1689
- 01:42:18,070 --> 01:42:19,403
- Fantastic!
- 1690
- 01:42:52,563 --> 01:42:54,564
- So not such
- a bad day after all?
- 1691
- 01:42:54,648 --> 01:42:57,733
- No. it was pretty good really.
- 1692
- 01:42:58,777 --> 01:43:01,445
- Very good day, actually,
- as it turns out.
- 1693
- 01:43:02,322 --> 01:43:04,782
- Well, that's a relief,
- 1694
- 01:43:05,784 --> 01:43:08,786
- because if it had
- been a very bad day,
- 1695
- 01:43:09,246 --> 01:43:13,249
- I thought I might have had to have
- had sex with you to make up for it.
- 1696
- 01:43:14,793 --> 01:43:15,793
- Goodnight.
- 1697
- 01:43:20,799 --> 01:43:23,175
- It was a very, very bad day.
- 1698
- 01:43:23,302 --> 01:43:25,678
- It went very, very badly.
- 1699
- 01:43:25,804 --> 01:43:28,472
- I got fired from my job.
- 1700
- 01:43:29,308 --> 01:43:31,475
- And then I killed a man.
- 1701
- 01:43:37,149 --> 01:43:39,317
- That is a very bad day.
- 1702
- 01:43:39,484 --> 01:43:41,485
- It’s terrible. Yeah.
- 1703
- 01:43:42,446 --> 01:43:44,780
- Like the worst day ever.
- 1704
- 01:43:45,324 --> 01:43:46,991
- So sorry.
- 1705
- 01:43:51,914 --> 01:43:55,499
- Some days, of course, though,
- you only want to go through once.
- 1706
- 01:43:56,335 --> 01:43:57,501
- You okay?
- 1707
- 01:44:49,012 --> 01:44:51,889
- Right, are we ready for this?
- 1708
- 01:44:52,307 --> 01:44:55,726
- 'Course we're not. Hateful day.
- 1709
- 01:44:56,561 --> 01:44:59,397
- Just give me one minute.
- 1710
- 01:45:21,753 --> 01:45:23,754
- This is so brilliant.
- 1711
- 01:45:24,673 --> 01:45:29,343
- Dickens is so good on
- actual jokes, actual gags.
- 1712
- 01:45:30,262 --> 01:45:32,013
- Where have you come from?
- 1713
- 01:45:32,389 --> 01:45:33,931
- It’s the...
- 1714
- 01:45:34,266 --> 01:45:35,933
- Okay.
- 1715
- 01:45:36,226 --> 01:45:37,768
- Big day.
- 1716
- 01:45:38,603 --> 01:45:42,064
- Thanks for dropping in.
- How's Uncle Desmond's suit?
- 1717
- 01:45:42,190 --> 01:45:44,025
- Immaculate.
- 1718
- 01:45:44,276 --> 01:45:45,276
- Excellent.
- 1719
- 01:45:45,944 --> 01:45:47,624
- Did I mention I wanted
- the Nick Cave track?
- 1720
- 01:45:47,696 --> 01:45:49,363
- It’s taken care of.
- 1721
- 01:45:49,448 --> 01:45:50,906
- Thank you.
- 1722
- 01:45:51,283 --> 01:45:53,617
- Can I just read
- you this one bit?
- 1723
- 01:45:57,956 --> 01:46:00,458
- Read away,
- I've got lots of time.
- 1724
- 01:46:01,126 --> 01:46:03,002
- ?'l think the Romans
- must have aggravated
- 1725
- 01:46:03,086 --> 01:46:05,796
- ?'one another very
- much with their noses.
- 1726
- 01:46:05,964 --> 01:46:09,467
- ?'Perhaps they became the restless
- people they were in consequence.
- 1727
- 01:46:09,593 --> 01:46:12,803
- ?'Anyhow, Mr Wopsle's Roman
- nose so aggravated me...?'
- 1728
- 01:47:48,692 --> 01:47:51,026
- What do you
- think about the kids?
- 1729
- 01:47:51,153 --> 01:47:52,653
- What about them?
- 1730
- 01:47:53,697 --> 01:47:55,906
- Not many of them, are there?
- 1731
- 01:47:56,992 --> 01:47:57,992
- What?
- 1732
- 01:47:58,702 --> 01:48:00,703
- Well, I mean two?
- 1733
- 01:48:03,498 --> 01:48:05,875
- It’s more than
- the Chinese are allowed.
- 1734
- 01:48:07,836 --> 01:48:10,504
- I just thought
- that maybe, you know,
- 1735
- 01:48:11,590 --> 01:48:13,340
- it was time for
- the insurance baby.
- 1736
- 01:48:13,425 --> 01:48:14,425
- What?
- 1737
- 01:48:14,509 --> 01:48:15,926
- In case one of them
- is really smart,
- 1738
- 01:48:16,011 --> 01:48:18,408
- we don't want the other one to
- feel stupid their whole life.
- 1739
- 01:48:18,446 --> 01:48:22,725
- And if we had a third one, then
- we could have two happy dummies.
- 1740
- 01:48:25,520 --> 01:48:27,188
- What do you think?
- 1741
- 01:48:31,526 --> 01:48:34,028
- It was the toughest
- decision of my life.
- 1742
- 01:48:34,529 --> 01:48:36,947
- Saying 'yes' to
- the future meant
- 1743
- 01:48:37,073 --> 01:48:39,450
- saying 'goodbye'
- to my dad. Forever.
- 1744
- 01:48:41,244 --> 01:48:43,245
- Why don't we wait a bit?
- 1745
- 01:48:46,124 --> 01:48:47,291
- Absolutely.
- 1746
- 01:48:48,126 --> 01:48:50,127
- You're right. Yeah.
- 1747
- 01:48:54,758 --> 01:48:57,551
- How about now?
- 1748
- 01:48:59,471 --> 01:49:00,804
- Or now?
- 1749
- 01:49:03,141 --> 01:49:04,308
- Now?
- 1750
- 01:49:11,733 --> 01:49:12,733
- Yeah,
- 1751
- 01:49:14,110 --> 01:49:15,110
- okay.
- 1752
- 01:49:16,613 --> 01:49:17,655
- Really?
- 1753
- 01:49:19,950 --> 01:49:22,618
- Dad always wished
- there had been more of us.
- 1754
- 01:49:23,411 --> 01:49:24,411
- So...
- 1755
- 01:49:26,831 --> 01:49:29,500
- Anyway, we might try
- and nothing happens.
- 1756
- 01:49:30,085 --> 01:49:31,085
- Exactly.
- 1757
- 01:49:39,844 --> 01:49:41,845
- Really could be tonight.
- 1758
- 01:49:41,930 --> 01:49:44,431
- And you cannot believe
- the detail in which
- 1759
- 01:49:44,516 --> 01:49:46,433
- I know the route
- to the hospital.
- 1760
- 01:49:46,518 --> 01:49:47,851
- Yap.
- 1761
- 01:49:51,189 --> 01:49:53,023
- Will you excuse me for a sec?
- 1762
- 01:49:53,942 --> 01:49:55,609
- Just have to go downstairs.
- 1763
- 01:50:12,294 --> 01:50:15,296
- and it's 17-20 in
- this incredibly tight contest
- 1764
- 01:50:15,380 --> 01:50:17,172
- being played by
- the two most physically
- 1765
- 01:50:17,299 --> 01:50:19,049
- perfect players in
- the history of the game.
- 1766
- 01:50:19,217 --> 01:50:22,052
- The crowd, enchanted by the
- younger player, are seduced
- 1767
- 01:50:22,137 --> 01:50:24,888
- by memories of the older
- player's illustrious past.
- 1768
- 01:50:26,891 --> 01:50:28,892
- My God, I've won.
- 1769
- 01:50:29,728 --> 01:50:32,062
- I haven't won in years.
- 1770
- 01:50:32,564 --> 01:50:34,523
- You finally got good.
- 1771
- 01:50:35,233 --> 01:50:38,861
- What's my prize? Apart from the
- Olympic gold medal, of course.
- 1772
- 01:50:39,904 --> 01:50:41,113
- A kiss will have to do.
- 1773
- 01:50:41,239 --> 01:50:44,241
- A kiss?
- 1774
- 01:50:49,581 --> 01:50:51,540
- I get you.
- 1775
- 01:50:52,917 --> 01:50:54,418
- This is it, then?
- 1776
- 01:50:56,379 --> 01:50:57,755
- This is it.
- 1777
- 01:50:58,548 --> 01:51:00,758
- It’s my last bit of extra time.
- 1778
- 01:51:02,052 --> 01:51:03,677
- The baby is
- completely on the way.
- 1779
- 01:51:24,783 --> 01:51:26,116
- Congratulations.
- 1780
- 01:51:33,124 --> 01:51:34,625
- My son.
- 1781
- 01:51:37,962 --> 01:51:39,588
- My dad.
- 1782
- 01:51:44,552 --> 01:51:46,595
- Is there anything
- at all I can do?
- 1783
- 01:51:46,721 --> 01:51:48,806
- Is there anything
- you want to do?
- 1784
- 01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:53,268
- I don't know. There is this
- 1785
- 01:51:55,063 --> 01:51:56,730
- one thing.
- 1786
- 01:51:57,065 --> 01:51:59,149
- A quick little walk.
- 1787
- 01:51:59,275 --> 01:52:01,151
- Totally against the rules,
- of course,
- 1788
- 01:52:01,277 --> 01:52:03,153
- but if we don't change a thing,
- 1789
- 01:52:03,488 --> 01:52:06,824
- if we're very careful,
- it shouldn't do any harm.
- 1790
- 01:52:07,325 --> 01:52:08,951
- It would be nice.
- 1791
- 01:52:39,357 --> 01:52:42,359
- I'm really trying.
- I'm really trying.
- 1792
- 01:52:44,195 --> 01:52:45,487
- Get down low.
- 1793
- 01:52:50,201 --> 01:52:51,201
- Total defeat.
- 1794
- 01:53:00,962 --> 01:53:02,296
- I'm tired.
- 1795
- 01:53:03,298 --> 01:53:04,715
- Thanks, Dad.
- 1796
- 01:53:20,231 --> 01:53:23,066
- So I'm almost
- up-to-date with my story.
- 1797
- 01:53:23,568 --> 01:53:27,070
- As all families do, we got
- used to life after death.
- 1798
- 01:53:27,197 --> 01:53:29,072
- And it was still fine.
- 1799
- 01:53:29,866 --> 01:53:34,036
- And things settled back into their traditional
- rhythms season after season,
- 1800
- 01:53:34,496 --> 01:53:36,914
- and are much as
- they have always been.
- 1801
- 01:53:38,249 --> 01:53:40,918
- And we've got used to
- Kit Kat being happy again.
- 1802
- 01:53:41,878 --> 01:53:44,379
- And then we got used
- to her being a mum.
- 1803
- 01:53:44,756 --> 01:53:47,424
- Albeit not a very
- good or even safe one.
- 1804
- 01:53:48,843 --> 01:53:50,219
- And in the end,
- 1805
- 01:53:50,345 --> 01:53:54,014
- I think I've learned the final
- lesson from my travels in time.
- 1806
- 01:53:54,807 --> 01:53:57,851
- And I've even gone one step
- further than my father did.
- 1807
- 01:54:08,821 --> 01:54:10,489
- Okay, I'll do the kids.
- 1808
- 01:54:12,325 --> 01:54:14,910
- No, don't worry. I'll do them.
- 1809
- 01:54:15,036 --> 01:54:16,703
- Yeah, you do them,
- you lazy bum.
- 1810
- 01:54:17,872 --> 01:54:19,836
- The truth is, I now
- don't travel back at all.
- 1811
- 01:54:19,874 --> 01:54:21,875
- Not even for the day.
- 1812
- 01:54:22,293 --> 01:54:24,878
- I just try to
- live every day as if
- 1813
- 01:54:25,004 --> 01:54:27,631
- I've deliberately
- come back to this one day
- 1814
- 01:54:28,007 --> 01:54:31,677
- to enjoy it as if it
- was the full final day
- 1815
- 01:54:31,928 --> 01:54:34,680
- of my extraordinary,
- ordinary life.
- 1816
- 01:55:02,959 --> 01:55:06,670
- Hello, you're down already. That's great.
- Thank you so much for that.
- 1817
- 01:55:06,796 --> 01:55:08,171
- And in we go.
- 1818
- 01:55:09,799 --> 01:55:12,593
- Posy? Posy!
- 1819
- 01:55:20,977 --> 01:55:21,977
- That's fine.
- 1820
- 01:55:43,458 --> 01:55:46,293
- We're all travelling
- through time together
- 1821
- 01:55:46,586 --> 01:55:48,754
- every day of our lives.
- 1822
- 01:55:48,921 --> 01:55:51,423
- All we can do is do our best
- 1823
- 01:55:51,883 --> 01:55:54,635
- to relish this remarkable ride.
- 1824
- 01:56:37,595 --> 01:56:39,513
- Yes, yes, yes...
- 1825
- 01:56:51,818 --> 01:56:53,902
- Okay, I'll see you then.
- 1826
- 01:56:54,028 --> 01:56:55,445
- Bye-bye.
- 1827
- 01:56:56,114 --> 01:56:57,614
- See you later.
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