Stranger: heyy
You: D --> Hello
You: D --> Do not ask for my a/s/l I have been asked that enough
Stranger: okayy
You: D --> And they always leave afterwarsd
You: D --> It makes me very %
Stranger: why you keep putting D -->?
You: D --> It is a bow an arrow, the most prestigious weapon
You: D --> For aristocrats such as myself
You: D --> You lowb100ds wouldn't understand
You: D --> The majesty and STRONGNESS of the bow
You: D --> I have yet to master it
Stranger: wow... have you seen what daylight looks like?
You: D --> It seems I am too STRONG
You: D --> Daylight?
Stranger: have you ever spoken to a girl (that wasnt your mum)?
You: D --> That would burn my very skin
You: D --> We all go out during the night
You: D --> Do you know nothing of troll culture?
Stranger: no im not pathetic
You: D --> I have spoken to many women, but what is a mother
You: D --> Do you mean a lusus
Stranger: so... you have sex with any of these women?
You: D --> In which case he is male, and the greatest butler ever
You: D --> Such vulgarity. You will stop
Stranger: your a fail child
Stranger: get a life
You: D --> Do not speak of buckets in my presence.
You: D --> What is a child
Stranger: your a fail
Stranger: get a life
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: do yourself a favour
You: D --> Do you mean wiggler
You: D --> Filthy lowb100d
Stranger: get rid of your computer, go outside, meet some girls, get real friends
Stranger: GET A LIFE
You: D --> Why are you telling me this
You: D --> While you are trolling for partners over the net
Stranger: cause i find it sad when people ruin their lives
Stranger: trolling for partners?
You: D --> You must learn to stop thinking of others
Stranger: yeah i know, but meh cant help it
You: D --> And think about what you're doing to yourself
Stranger: what am i doing to myself?
You: D --> You are wasting your time speaking to trolls like me
You: D --> While you could be out culling or wearing makeup
You: D --> For I assume you are some sort of female
Stranger: no, im a guy
You: D --> A girly man, I see I see
You: D --> Go out with your friends/enemies/lovers
Stranger: yeah pretty much, still, i bet i get more sex then you do
You: D --> And stop wasting your time
Stranger: im not wasting my time? i find it quite amusing
You: D --> Ah, me as well
You: D --> Infact, I am laughing quite hard
You: D --> It is funny when they get angry, and try to fight back
You: D --> Vulgar lowb100ds, earn some class
Stranger: wait, you think im fighting back?
Stranger: against what?
You: D --> You are trying to insult me and failing
You: D --> It is amusing
Stranger: some lonely guy sitting on a computer, whilst the world is outside waiting for you to join it, your ruining your life, you only get one chance. theres no respawn...
You: D --> As I said, amusing
You: D --> Are you trying to prove something
Stranger: nice comeback
yeah, that you really need to get a life.
You: D --> Hahaha
Stranger: what has this world come too?
You: D --> Neigh, I believe that would be you. Go have sex with these men you speak of
Stranger: no i have sex with girls
You: D --> Because if you get so much, why are you talking to me
Stranger: cause shes not here?
You: D --> Then go outside and look for her
You: D --> Tell her how much you love her
Stranger: and im bored. i know where she is?
Stranger: effort to walk
You: D --> And now you make an excuse
You: D --> Maybe you should get one of those motor chairs
You: D --> If you can't get off your lazy bottom
You: D --> She can sit on your lap and move her hips back and forth
You: D --> You won't need to do a thing
Stranger: how old are you?
at least i do get out.
hmm yeahhh thats me i sit around on my ass all day

hmmm you just reminded me of last week ;D
good times
You: D --> Six solar sweeps
You: D --> You can be truthful with me, I don't mind
You: D --> I don't care if you get nothing at all, it is none of my business anyways
Stranger: truthful about what?
You: D --> Of your supposed bucketing
Stranger: no, im being honest
You: D --> Yet you are bragging to strangers about it
You: D --> Seems pretty suspicious to me
You: D --> Let me assure you none of us care
Stranger: funny thing is im actually being serious
no im not bragging
im telling you what you can get out of life
instead of staying inside on a computer
You: D --> Sex is not everything
You: D --> Do you want to be some sort of pornstar
Stranger: never said it was?
Stranger: no
You: D --> That is the only thing you've told me about other than a computer
You: D --> I bore of this conversation
You: D --> Goodbye