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  1. (Excerpt from eloquentjavascript.net, chapter 4)
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  3. That’s a strong result. The phenomenon occurs precisely when Jacques eats peanuts and fails to brush his teeth. If only he weren’t such a slob about dental hygiene, he’d have never even noticed his affliction.
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  5. Knowing this, Jacques stops eating peanuts altogether and finds that his transformations don’t come back.
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  7. For a few years, things go great for Jacques. But at some point he loses his job. Because he lives in a nasty country where having no job means having no medical services, he is forced to take employment with a circus where he performs as The Incredible Squirrelman, stuffing his mouth with peanut butter before every show.
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  9. One day, fed up with this pitiful existence, Jacques fails to change back into his human form, hops through a crack in the circus tent, and vanishes into the forest. He is never seen again.
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