dieperbolic_sentences = []
    hyperbolic_sentences = get_sentences
    length = hyperbolic_sentences.length

    # Initialise our sentences to false.
    prev_s = false
    this_s = false
    next_s = false

    for i in 0...length do

      prev_s = this_s
      this_s = (next_s) ? next_s : hyperbolic_sentence[i]
      next_s = (i == (length - 1)) ? false : hyperbolic_sentences[i+1]

      # This was just a paragraph break or it's an empty string. Push it on and then skip to the next sentence.
      if this_s == false || this_s == ''
        dieperbolic_sentences push this_s
        next
      end

      # No sentence needs to begin with 'Yes'.
      this_s.sub!(/^Yes, /, '')

      # But's a conjunctive. What you mean is 'However'.
      this_s.sub!(/^But /, 'However, ')

      # Let's leave the rhetorical questions to the politicians.
      if this_s.match!(/\?$/)
        if next_s && next_s.length < 12 # Change this magic value
          this_s = ''
          next_s = ''
      end

      # Solve that I disease problem.
      this_s.sub!(/^I /)

      # Again with conjunctions beginning sentences.
      if next_s && next_s.match(/^And /)
        this_s = this_s + ' ' + next_s[0, 1].downcase + next_s[1..-1]
        next_s = ''
      end

      dieperbolic_sentences.push this_s
    end

    cleaned_content = '<p>'

    dieperbolic_sentences.each do |sentence|
      if sentence || sentence != ''
        cleaned_content += '' + sentence
      elsif sentence
        cleaned_content += '</p>'
      end
    end