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antifa civil war chronicles: part 0

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  1. This is a conversation between Mikasa's Scarf and yourself, a goddamn pile of fucking crabs.
  2. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: SKREEEEEEEEE
  3. Mikasa's Scarf: Oh
  4. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  5. Mikasa's Scarf: I was going to make a Kanna (miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid) joke but
  6. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: is that a meme
  7. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: who the fuck are any of these people
  8. Mikasa's Scarf: Videos
  9. Kobayashi san chi no maid dragon - Kanna eats a crab Meme ... [0:04] ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaj-PUylTv4 )
  10. Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon - Kanna Eating Animals ... [0:24] ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YOoaozFagZQ )
  11. Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon - Kanna Loves to EAT - YouTube [0:20] ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4UMrNGKTs )
  12. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: anime
  13. Mikasa's Scarf: Kanna eats a crab meme
  14. Mikasa's Scarf: Yes
  15. Mikasa's Scarf: Have you ever heard of Attack on Titan?
  16. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: yeah
  17. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i've seen a few episodes
  18. Mikasa's Scarf: Yeah
  19. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i don't watch anime
  20. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: anime is dying
  21. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: the animators get paid jack shit
  22. Mikasa's Scarf: True
  23. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: reddit sucks
  24. Mikasa's Scarf: Don't use Reddit
  25. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: reddit is cancer
  26. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: it needs to go
  27. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: it needs to get ->->->out->->->
  28. Mikasa's Scarf: Alot of things need to go
  29. Mikasa's Scarf: Like the next four years
  30. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: why
  31. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: what's happening in the next 4 years
  32. Mikasa's Scarf: Donald Trump
  33. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: oh yeah i forgot about him
  34. Mikasa's Scarf: Won't be president
  35. Mikasa's Scarf: Lmao
  36. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i live in canada
  37. Mikasa's Scarf: Oohh
  38. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: you guys got trump
  39. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: we got turd-ew
  40. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: believe me trump is 100x better than trudeau
  41. Mikasa's Scarf: We got a saggy goldfish who looks like he runs a seaweed shop with his uncle behind a rock
  42. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i want to run a seaweed shop with my uncle behind a rock
  43. Mikasa's Scarf: O
  44. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: if trump is retarded trudeau is fucking hitler
  45. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: if trump is hitler trudeau is satan
  46. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: do you know much about canadian politics
  47. Mikasa's Scarf: Nah
  48. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: well i like to pay attention to american shit since they've always got shit going on
  49. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: something to participate in
  50. Mikasa's Scarf: True tho
  51. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: up here it's pretty much elect someone then you're either fucked for ~8 years or you're not
  52. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and we don't have a 4 year term limit like you guys do
  53. Mikasa's Scarf: Oh
  54. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: we can have the same PM for as long as they live
  55. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: since we have parliment
  56. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: not your government
  57. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: THANKS BRITAIN
  58. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: anyway
  59. Mikasa's Scarf: O
  60. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: a few bills turdew wants to pass can fuck us pretty bad
  61. Mikasa's Scarf: Rip
  62. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i think m-103 already got passed but it's not nearly as bad as some of the other shit
  63. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: movement 103 outright criminalizes criticism of any religion, but the movement specifically mentions islam
  64. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: so we can't talk bad about christians or muslims now
  65. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: compelled speech
  66. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i fucking hate that shit
  67. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: then you have c-16
  68. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: which makes gender a basis for discrimination under the law
  69. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and that's retarded because people can have any fucking gender they want
  70. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: gender is fake bullshit
  71. Mikasa's Scarf: πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
  72. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: so if i refuse to use someone's gay pronouns
  73. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i will go to what you would call court
  74. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and if i refuse to use their pronouns
  75. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i would go to PRISON
  76. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: for contempt of court
  77. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: because the court will tell me i HAVE to use them
  78. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: because the law says so
  79. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: so regressives up here can really fuck people
  80. Mikasa's Scarf: Well, you should use someone's preferred pronouns but that beside the point.
  81. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: not if they make up shit
  82. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: like zyr or hxr
  83. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: if someone's a transsexual or a transgender sure i'll call you he or she but if you're going to force me to remember all this bullshit you can fuck right off
  84. Mikasa's Scarf: Ahh ok
  85. Mikasa's Scarf: Yeah
  86. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: there was one other major bill
  87. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i forget the name of it
  88. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: but it would give children more power
  89. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: to fuck themselves over
  90. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: because they're a child
  91. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and don't realize what they're doing
  92. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: hold on let me look up the name
  93. Mikasa's Scarf: K
  94. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: b-89
  95. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: or bill 89
  96. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: "Supporting Children, Youth and Families Act, "
  97. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: it's a big long fucking list of bullshit
  98. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: but the main idea
  99. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: is that states can sieze children if they believe that their parents aren't providing the best for them
  100. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: even though they don't fucking know what's best for them
  101. Mikasa's Scarf: True
  102. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: BUT
  103. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: there's always a but
  104. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: the reason the bill was created
  105. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: was not to give children power
  106. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: the bill had to do this
  107. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: so the real reason could be enforced
  108. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: since trudeau is a regressive dickhead
  109. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: this bill's reason for existing is to punish any parents who do not support the new 100000 gender bullshit
  110. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: or transgender shit
  111. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: The Canadian government may legally remove children from families that refuse to accept their child’s chosen β€œgender identity
  112. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: mainly targeting christian families
  113. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: since i know the bible says NO GAYS
  114. Mikasa's Scarf: Oh
  115. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: the bill was approved in a vote of 63 to 23
  116. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: because trudeau has TOTAL POWER over parliment
  117. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: as the prime minister
  118. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and just put yes men in to vote for him
  119. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: to get shit passed
  120. Mikasa's Scarf: O
  121. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: yeah
  122. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: we're fucked
  123. Mikasa's Scarf: Rip Canada
  124. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: all you have to worry about right now is a civil war with antifa and trump fucking your economy over
  125. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: if you had hillary you'd probably have ww3 with russia
  126. Mikasa's Scarf: True
  127. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: she always fucking bitched about russia this and russia that
  128. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and bernie
  129. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: you'd be less fucked
  130. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: but he's a socialist
  131. Mikasa's Scarf: Yeah
  132. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: he wanted to raise your minimum wage to 15 dollars
  133. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: 15 fucking dollars
  134. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: that would cause MASS UNEMPLOYMENT
  135. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: since employers would just fire people until they got back to the amount they were paying out before the change
  136. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: 15$ minimum wage would fuck a lot of businesses over
  137. Mikasa's Scarf: Yeah
  138. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: then you have ted cruz
  139. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: what even happened with him
  140. Mikasa's Scarf: Idk
  141. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: didn't everyone else just bully him into leaving the presidential race
  142. Mikasa's Scarf: Pretty much
  143. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i remember the zodiac killer meme
  144. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: oh yeah
  145. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: almost forgot
  146. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: trump meme'd his way to the presidency
  147. Mikasa's Scarf: Yep
  148. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: a good portion of the internet was shitting out memes for him
  149. Mikasa's Scarf: Mhm
  150. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: anyway
  151. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: you've got 4 years to pass
  152. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i've got a loooong fucking time to go
  153. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: before shit gets better
  154. Mikasa's Scarf: Good luck :')
  155. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: you too
  156. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: oh yeah
  157. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: a tip
  158. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: if antifa starts a civil war
  159. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and starts killing people
  160. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: instead of just going to rallies and yelling and shit
  161. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: get a gun
  162. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: get to a rooftop
  163. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and wait it out
  164. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: the cops will mow them all down
  165. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: if they bring weapons
  166. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: also
  167. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: antifa's uniform would be all black
  168. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: since that's what they already wear
  169. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: which is dogshit camouflage
  170. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: so they're easy targets
  171. Mikasa's Scarf: Yeah
  172. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: i wouldn't expect many of them to be left by the second day of the war if they don't surrender immediately
  173. Mikasa's Scarf: :))
  174. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: it's like the spanish civil war
  175. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: you wake up
  176. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: eat breakfast
  177. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: brush your teeth
  178. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: get dressed
  179. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: all that shit
  180. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: then
  181. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: you grab your rifle
  182. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: your ammunition
  183. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and head out the door
  184. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: to the nearest foxhole
  185. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and just camp it out
  186. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: until the end of the day
  187. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and if you survive until the end of the day
  188. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: you go back into your house
  189. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: through the bullethole ridden door
  190. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: eat dinner
  191. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: get undressed
  192. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: and go back to sleep in the same bed
  193. a goddamn pile of fucking crabs: then wake up and do the same shit the next day
  194. Mikasa's Scarf has left the conversation.
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