GLOMDORING NEWS #1898
Date: 3/30/2012 at 23:41
From: Secret Agent Ankastra, Sleuth of the Gloaming
To  : Everyone
Subj: Delicious Demon Lord Destruction!

Good eating, Wyrdthings,

Earlier this month, a sturdy contingent from Celest, Glomdoring and
Gaudiguch went up to the Cosmic Plane of Nil to give those skanky Demon
Lords a good kick up the Nilhole.

Because our squad was so strong, there was little trouble in dispatching
all five Demon Lords, with excellent showings from myself, Sidd, Tacita,
Vadi, Malarious and Celina. There was a little resistance from some
members of Magnagora and Serenwilde, and once we'd finished, Hallifax
were so petrified that they'd clearly signed several request forms for
changes of underwear as they rushed up to Continuum in expectation of
our arrival. Well, they were certainly fooled in that respect, so that's
basically 2 victories for the price of 1!

See our enemies cower from the Wyrd! Glory be to Glomdoring!

Agent Ankastra Ysav'rai
Sleuth of the Gloaming

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Dvarsh, in the year 321 CE.