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- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
- Stranger: dude I just whent on a five hour date with a girl is that good?
- You: hi
- Stranger: hey
- Stranger: is it?
- You: I guess it is?
- Stranger: im not sure
- Stranger: are you a girl
- You: No.
- Stranger: have you been on any dates
- You: No.
- Stranger: ouch
- Stranger: how old are you
- You: My thing, doesn't matter.
- Stranger: no I really want to know how old you are
- You: Pretty old.
- Stranger: shit dude
- Stranger: and you never whent out with a girl
- Stranger: do you even like girls?
- You: Yes, but girls don't like me. xD
- Stranger: nah man I meet this girl on a park bench haha
- Stranger: its really easy
- Stranger: very easy
- Stranger: has a girl put you in the friend zone
- You: Man, I'm a creepy. :P
- You: creep*
- Stranger: explain
- You: I look weird.
- Stranger: how weird
- You: I have 50 cm hair, have 20 cm beard. :P
- Stranger: dude
- Stranger: take care of your damn hygine
- You: Don't worry, I wash hair. lol
- Stranger: are you trying to look like a troll IRL
- You: I already do. xD
- Stranger: oh wow
- Stranger: are you a troll on the internetz?
- You: Nah.
- You: How old are you?
- Stranger: 18
- Stranger: and you
- You: 21
- Stranger: oh
- Stranger: and have you ever done ANYTHING with a girl
- You: No.
- Stranger: wow
- Stranger: why not
- Stranger: holy shit dude
- You: Because girls I liked didn't like me, and I really don't wanna be with just any random girl.
- Stranger: ah
- Stranger: dude you find a girl
- Stranger: you may not even like her to much at first
- Stranger: but then you find out you really like her
- Stranger: plus life is short man
- Stranger: what are you doing with you life
- You: Hanging with friends, studying, listening and making music...
- Stranger: damn
- Stranger: and you dont have girls
- Stranger: what music do you make
- Stranger: like genre
- You: Electronic junk. xD
- You: It's all just a starting phase.
- You: Nothing serious yet.
- Stranger: ah damn
- Stranger: why did you waste your life
- Stranger: damn man
- Stranger: do you have a real job
- You: No, I'm a student.
- Stranger: whats your major
- You: Chemistry.
- Stranger: hmmm
- Stranger: ok what are you doing with it
- You: For now nithing, when I finish, I'll probably be an assistant professor at university or just work in a research lab.
- Stranger: hmm
- Stranger: meh
- Stranger: im majoring in computational biology
- Stranger: and then im doing a Ph.D/ M.D. program in computer science
- You: Nice.
- You: I'll go for Ph.D in chemistry, ofc.
- Stranger: yea
- Stranger: but ill also have an M.D
- Stranger: and the best part
- Stranger: they pay for it
- Stranger: the med school pays for people haha
- You: xD
- Stranger: yea
- Stranger: isnt that great :D
- You: Yeah.
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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