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  1. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri May 06 06:45:31 2016
  2.  
  3. May 06 06:45:31 *   Now talking on #eh
  4. May 06 06:45:31 *   Topic for #eh is: Welcome to #Eh, the finest on channel Rizon. Meet some new people, talk to Ascii, and get kicked for saying badwords :) • http://pastebin.com/gMTLyweW • #eh, also on irc.xerox.us.to (port 6667) • Rules: pastebin.com/raw/Q3G0ir9B • like IRC Radio? Join #purgatory today and keep it loud and locked! | http://www.strawpoll.me/10130166
  5. May 06 06:45:31 *   Topic for #eh set by BryceBall!uid138696@wah.wah.wahrio (Thu May 05 00:03:54 2016)
  6. May 06 06:45:38 <GodlessCunt>   I heard there are some problems
  7. May 06 06:45:47 <GodlessCunt>   my advertisement person was abused here
  8. May 06 06:45:52 <iamtchung> Join #DONALDTRUMP to talk about Trump, Debate about what he will say next, Talk about who might be his Vice President, Bash the other candidates! Join if you are a supporter of the Republican Party or Support Trump For The Win!!!
  9. May 06 06:45:54 <iamtchung> Yay!
  10. May 06 06:45:57 <GodlessCunt>   come out and face death
  11. May 06 06:46:05 *   iamtchung hids
  12. May 06 06:46:08 *   iamtchung hides
  13. May 06 06:46:16 <Ascii> hurrah
  14. May 06 06:46:37 <iamtchung> lol
  15. May 06 06:46:39 <iamtchung> Hi ascii
  16. May 06 06:46:44 <Ascii> :>
  17. May 06 06:46:48 <Uncanny>   Who abused?
  18. May 06 06:46:54 *   GodlessCunt breaks of his table leg and nails a nail at the top of it
  19. May 06 06:46:57 <GodlessCunt>   I´m ready
  20. May 06 06:47:16 *   Uncanny can screenshot it if you need it
  21. May 06 06:47:40 <Uncanny>   https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/X6MgpeFH/IMG_0115.PNG
  22. May 06 06:48:10 <GodlessCunt>   oh, people said it´s ok
  23. May 06 06:48:14 <GodlessCunt>   well, this is awkward
  24. May 06 06:48:30 <GodlessCunt>   so the weather is getting better, right?
  25. May 06 06:48:39 <Uncanny>   Yeah
  26. May 06 06:49:12 <GodlessCunt>   btw, hi Beefy
  27. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri May 06 06:59:46 2016
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  29. May 06 06:59:46 *   Now talking on #eh
  30. May 06 06:59:46 *   Topic for #eh is: Welcome to #Eh, the finest on channel Rizon. Meet some new people, talk to Ascii, and get kicked for saying badwords :) • http://pastebin.com/gMTLyweW • #eh, also on irc.xerox.us.to (port 6667) • Rules: pastebin.com/raw/Q3G0ir9B • like IRC Radio? Join #purgatory today and keep it loud and locked! | http://www.strawpoll.me/10130166
  31. May 06 06:59:46 *   Topic for #eh set by BryceBall!uid138696@wah.wah.wahrio (Thu May 05 00:03:54 2016)
  32. May 06 06:59:51 <Ascii> hay GodlessCunt
  33. May 06 07:00:02 <GodlessCunt>   Ascii!
  34. May 06 07:00:04 <GodlessCunt>   I know this one
  35. May 06 07:00:17 <Ascii> :>
  36. May 06 07:01:26 <GodlessCunt>   I wish I worked with this guy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1HNOpzsUZc
  37. May 06 07:01:30 <GodlessCunt>   would make things a lot easier for me
  38. May 06 07:03:39 <GodlessCunt>   but there´s something more important - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM
  39. May 06 07:03:54 <GodlessCunt>   I have a plan
  40. May 06 07:07:54 <GodlessCunt>   want some fun, guys?
  41. May 06 07:07:59 <GodlessCunt>   http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/04/women-only-train-carriages-what-a-ridiculously-regressive-idea
  42. May 06 07:08:22 <GodlessCunt>   this is where I go for entertainment
  43. May 06 07:08:30 <GodlessCunt>   do you know why there are segregated trains in Germany?
  44. May 06 07:08:40 <GodlessCunt>   because of the fucking million refugees/asylum seekers
  45. May 06 07:08:47 <GodlessCunt>   failed to mention that one
  46. May 06 07:08:47 *   You have been kicked from #eh by Rizon (Watch your language!)
  47. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri May 06 07:08:47 2016
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  49. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri May 06 07:09:05 2016
  50.  
  51. May 06 07:09:05 *   Now talking on #eh
  52. May 06 07:09:05 *   Topic for #eh is: Welcome to #Eh, the finest on channel Rizon. Meet some new people, talk to Ascii, and get kicked for saying badwords :) • http://pastebin.com/gMTLyweW • #eh, also on irc.xerox.us.to (port 6667) • Rules: pastebin.com/raw/Q3G0ir9B • like IRC Radio? Join #purgatory today and keep it loud and locked! | http://www.strawpoll.me/10130166
  53. May 06 07:09:05 *   Topic for #eh set by BryceBall!uid138696@wah.wah.wahrio (Thu May 05 00:03:54 2016)
  54. May 06 07:09:06 <GodlessCunt>   what?
  55. May 06 07:09:17 <Ascii> hey GodlessCunt
  56. May 06 07:09:20 <GodlessCunt>   as I was saying
  57. May 06 07:09:34 <GodlessCunt>   it´s because of fuck1ng million refugees/asylum seekers
  58. May 06 07:09:38 <GodlessCunt>   that this policy was implemented
  59. May 06 07:10:11 <GodlessCunt>   Uncanny
  60. May 06 07:10:16 <GodlessCunt>   what´s with the language ban?
  61. May 06 07:11:43 <Tenderheart>   F ail is a bad word here
  62. May 06 07:11:57 <GodlessCunt>   http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/apr/26/women-banknotes-inequality-money
  63. May 06 07:12:00 <GodlessCunt>   :D
  64. May 06 07:12:18 <GodlessCunt>   this is going to be good
  65. May 06 07:18:09 <GodlessCunt>   want to know the true reason why women earn less on average when you calculate it by years and total income and divide it
  66. May 06 07:18:14 <GodlessCunt>   I just worked 7 days in a row
  67. May 06 07:18:22 <GodlessCunt>   12h shifts
  68. May 06 07:18:32 <GodlessCunt>   that´s why I will end up earning more than my sister
  69. May 06 07:18:39 <GodlessCunt>   who would never be capable or willing to do this
  70. May 06 07:18:56 *   xerox123 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  71. May 06 07:19:32 <SarangJieun>   O,O
  72. May 06 07:19:35 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt?
  73. May 06 07:19:44 <SarangJieun>   want an interesting name....
  74. May 06 07:19:49 <GodlessCunt>   o.0
  75. May 06 07:20:06 <GodlessCunt>   I´m waiting till I can tell if it´s a positive comment or a negative one
  76. May 06 07:21:28 *   GodlessCunt stares at SarangJieun very intently
  77. May 06 07:23:02 *   SarangJieun stares back
  78. May 06 07:23:27 *   GodlessCunt understands that the game is on
  79. May 06 07:23:35 *   GodlessCunt shows his hairy chest to SarangJieun
  80. May 06 07:23:51 *   SarangJieun shaves it
  81. May 06 07:24:04 *   GodlessCunt stabs SarangJieun
  82. May 06 07:24:10 <GodlessCunt>   well, this didn´t go that well
  83. May 06 07:24:27 *   SarangJieun dodges
  84. May 06 07:24:42 *   SarangJieun grabs a flame thrower
  85. May 06 07:24:51 *   SarangJieun burns GodlessCunt's hair off
  86. May 06 07:24:53 <GodlessCunt>   ok, we are back into the game
  87. May 06 07:25:10 *   GodlessCunt puts on a firefigther uniform
  88. May 06 07:25:24 *   GodlessCunt gives SarangJieun the wet willy
  89. May 06 07:26:02 *   SarangJieun RKOs GodlessCunt into a wall
  90. May 06 07:27:45 <GodlessCunt>   I´m starting to like you, SarangJieun
  91. May 06 07:27:52 <GodlessCunt>   I think we should share something personal
  92. May 06 07:28:53 <SarangJieun>   oh rrly?
  93. May 06 07:28:54 <GodlessCunt>   this is my philosophy in life
  94. May 06 07:28:56 <GodlessCunt>   “I’ve always felt that life was like peeing into the snow on a dark winter’s night. You probably made a difference, but it’s really hard to tell…”
  95. May 06 07:29:12 <SarangJieun>   lol lol. very very true
  96. May 06 07:29:18 <SarangJieun>   until someone eats it
  97. May 06 07:29:24 <SarangJieun>   then you can tell
  98. May 06 07:29:54 <GodlessCunt>   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSaT2LSvPGo
  99. May 06 07:29:57 <GodlessCunt>   I live in this country
  100. May 06 07:32:25 <Uncanny>   Sup SarangJieun
  101. May 06 07:32:35 <SarangJieun>   heyo Uncanny
  102. May 06 07:32:45 <Uncanny>   Wait
  103. May 06 07:32:51 <Uncanny>   Where's the ^^
  104. May 06 07:32:51 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: wat country?
  105. May 06 07:33:01 <SarangJieun>   lol lol. im tired xD
  106. May 06 07:33:04 <SarangJieun>   finw
  107. May 06 07:33:12 <SarangJieun>   heyo Uncanny ^^
  108. May 06 07:33:12 <Uncanny>   Finw
  109. May 06 07:33:18 <SarangJieun>   fine
  110. May 06 07:33:18 <Uncanny>   Yo!
  111. May 06 07:33:19 <SarangJieun>   ugh
  112. May 06 07:33:24 *   Uncanny glomps SarangJieun
  113. May 06 07:33:44 *   SarangJieun glomps back <33
  114. May 06 07:33:52 <SarangJieun>   did GodlessCunt die
  115. May 06 07:34:03 <GodlessCunt>   I come from the most independent country in Europe
  116. May 06 07:34:18 <GodlessCunt>   because nothing at all that happens here matters and no one cares
  117. May 06 07:34:20 <GodlessCunt>   aka Latvia
  118. May 06 07:34:34 <Uncanny>   Wait
  119. May 06 07:34:47 <Uncanny>   Why are you so big on trump if you live in latvia
  120. May 06 07:34:59 <GodlessCunt>   a man needs entertainment
  121. May 06 07:35:05 <SarangJieun>   lol GodlessCunt tru tru
  122. May 06 07:35:16 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: how old are you?
  123. May 06 07:35:27 <GodlessCunt>   are you looking to date?
  124. May 06 07:35:33 <GodlessCunt>   I have no issue with homosexuality
  125. May 06 07:35:44 <GodlessCunt>   have drank quite a lot during these parties
  126. May 06 07:35:51 <GodlessCunt>   sometimes woke up with pains in that region
  127. May 06 07:35:57 <GodlessCunt>   it´s quite possible a man slipped in
  128. May 06 07:35:59 <GodlessCunt>   no way of telling
  129. May 06 07:36:09 <GodlessCunt>   maybe Bill Cosby visited Latvia
  130. May 06 07:36:52 <SarangJieun>   uh huh
  131. May 06 07:37:04 <SarangJieun>   doesnt rrly tell me ur age bruh
  132. May 06 07:37:33 <GodlessCunt>   my age is - who gives a fuck
  133. May 06 07:37:57 <Uncanny>   Same
  134. May 06 07:38:14 <SarangJieun>   what a nice age
  135. May 06 07:40:08 <GodlessCunt>   and I live next to this country - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Ovs4Q7FsA
  136. May 06 07:40:38 <SarangJieun>   your videos are blocked in my computer xD
  137. May 06 07:40:53 <GodlessCunt>   do you work in the Kremlin?
  138. May 06 07:41:41 <SarangJieun>   what? no
  139. May 06 07:41:50 <SarangJieun>   but this is a school laptop
  140. May 06 07:42:02 <GodlessCunt>   the fuck is a ´´school laptop´´
  141. May 06 07:42:12 <GodlessCunt>   they give you laptops?
  142. May 06 07:42:51 <SarangJieun>   yeah
  143. May 06 07:43:11 <GodlessCunt>   Canadian?
  144. May 06 07:43:54 <SarangJieun>   nope
  145. May 06 07:44:24 <GodlessCunt>   where then?
  146. May 06 07:44:43 <SarangJieun>   America
  147. May 06 07:44:50 <GodlessCunt>   private school?
  148. May 06 07:44:53 <Uncanny>   Canada IS america
  149. May 06 07:45:22 <SarangJieun>   Uncanny: um... no
  150. May 06 07:45:25 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: no public
  151. May 06 07:45:37 <Uncanny>   Sarang yes it is
  152. May 06 07:45:42 <Uncanny>   Continent is america
  153. May 06 07:45:55 <Uncanny>   Canada, united states, mexico
  154. May 06 07:46:00 <GodlessCunt>   which state do you live in, SarangJieun
  155. May 06 07:46:02 <GodlessCunt>   this is odd
  156. May 06 07:46:08 <GodlessCunt>   I have never heard of this policy
  157. May 06 07:46:12 <GodlessCunt>   that school kids get laptops
  158. May 06 07:46:23 <Uncanny>   GodlessCunt: its fairly common now
  159. May 06 07:46:36 <GodlessCunt>   times are changing?
  160. May 06 07:46:38 <GodlessCunt>   good
  161. May 06 07:46:43 <Ascii> Goooooooooooooooooood.
  162. May 06 07:47:19 <SarangJieun>   lol
  163. May 06 07:47:22 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: OH
  164. May 06 07:47:25 <SarangJieun>   for now
  165. May 06 07:47:32 <SarangJieun>   IM a military brat ^^
  166. May 06 07:47:38 *   WolfDawg67 (KiwiIRC@Rizon-2DAA6644.setardsl.aw) has joined
  167. May 06 07:47:44 <GodlessCunt>   not sure what that means
  168. May 06 07:47:47 <WolfDawg67>    Heyo
  169. May 06 07:47:58 <WolfDawg67>    :o its a cunt
  170. May 06 07:48:06 <GodlessCunt>   indeed it is, WolfDawg67
  171. May 06 07:48:16 <WolfDawg67>    ._.
  172. May 06 07:48:30 <WolfDawg67>    who are you talking to anyways
  173. May 06 07:48:38 <GodlessCunt>   how are you the sick and hopeless degenerate?
  174. May 06 07:48:47 <GodlessCunt>   sir, SarangJieun
  175. May 06 07:48:49 <WolfDawg67>    im not
  176. May 06 07:48:57 <WolfDawg67>    oh, hey sarang
  177. May 06 07:49:28 <WolfDawg67>    im an escaped test subject from a lab in the woods
  178. May 06 07:49:28 <SarangJieun>   WolfDawg67: hey!!
  179. May 06 07:49:32 <GodlessCunt>   what´s with these questions though, WolfDawg67?
  180. May 06 07:49:44 <WolfDawg67>    they didnt have mice so they used meh instead
  181. May 06 07:49:45 <wbot>  Eh?
  182. May 06 07:49:45 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: military brat means im a military child lol
  183. May 06 07:49:45 <GodlessCunt>   nice
  184. May 06 07:49:59 <GodlessCunt>   just wanted to confirm
  185. May 06 07:50:04 <GodlessCunt>   family tradition and all that shit?
  186. May 06 07:50:14 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: me?
  187. May 06 07:50:15 <WolfDawg67>    i forgot meh family
  188. May 06 07:50:16 <wbot>  Eh...
  189. May 06 07:50:20 <WolfDawg67>    ;-;
  190. May 06 07:50:23 <GodlessCunt>   yeah, SarangJieun
  191. May 06 07:50:39 <WolfDawg67>    im a so called breed of "wolfdogs"
  192. May 06 07:50:44 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: eh. lol
  193. May 06 07:50:45 <wbot>  eh
  194. May 06 07:51:03 <SarangJieun>   wait... GodlessCunt did you call me a "sir"
  195. May 06 07:51:12 <GodlessCunt>   I did
  196. May 06 07:51:17 <WolfDawg67>    Kek
  197. May 06 07:51:33 <WolfDawg67>    im something between a wolf (as you can see) and a husky
  198. May 06 07:51:34 <SarangJieun>   lol.
  199. May 06 07:51:44 <SarangJieun>   noice WolfDawg67
  200. May 06 07:51:48 <WolfDawg67>    for some reason im pitch black
  201. May 06 07:51:48 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: im a grill
  202. May 06 07:52:08 <WolfDawg67>    Blacker than coal
  203. May 06 07:52:11 <GodlessCunt>   and I don´t give a fuck
  204. May 06 07:52:17 <Ascii> I'd blacker her coal
  205. May 06 07:52:18 <WolfDawg67>    sayd a cunt
  206. May 06 07:52:21 <Ascii> I'd sayd his cunt
  207. May 06 07:52:28 *   Tenderheart bbq's on SarangJieun
  208. May 06 07:52:36 <WolfDawg67>    ascii agrees with meh :>
  209. May 06 07:52:37 <wbot>  Eh!
  210. May 06 07:52:38 <GodlessCunt>   I´m an oldschooler, SarangJieun
  211. May 06 07:52:48 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t distinguish between genders or race on IRC
  212. May 06 07:52:58 <WolfDawg67>    how "oldschool"
  213. May 06 07:52:58 <GodlessCunt>   everyone is the equal to me and get addressed on merit
  214. May 06 07:53:02 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: lol lol
  215. May 06 07:53:09 <GodlessCunt>   *is equal
  216. May 06 07:53:10 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: fair enough
  217. May 06 07:53:31 <GodlessCunt>   if you insist, though :)
  218. May 06 07:53:35 <GodlessCunt>   ma´am :)
  219. May 06 07:53:52 <WolfDawg67>    cause im in the cod bo2, xbox 360, DSi, ipad2, ipod touch generation
  220. May 06 07:54:15 <WolfDawg67>    these products are obsolete
  221. May 06 07:54:28 <Tenderheart>   .fml
  222. May 06 07:54:28 <Internets> [fml #21369466] Today, my long-term boyfriend said that if we ever finally get married, his ex-girlfriend will definitely have to be a bridesmaid. FML
  223. May 06 07:54:36 <GodlessCunt>   how many vagina people are here?
  224. May 06 07:54:44 <GodlessCunt>   just tell me in advance so I don´t make such errors
  225. May 06 07:54:45 <WolfDawg67>    tenderheart
  226. May 06 07:54:48 <WolfDawg67>    bryceball
  227. May 06 07:54:52 <WolfDawg67>    aka uncanny
  228. May 06 07:55:00 <WolfDawg67>    And flamewolf :3
  229. May 06 07:55:06 <WolfDawg67>    aka akatosh
  230. May 06 07:55:24 <Tenderheart>   Well, I am A female plushie, but my human is male
  231. May 06 07:55:40 <GodlessCunt>   I am aware of your condition, Tenderheart
  232. May 06 07:55:41 <GodlessCunt>   no worries
  233. May 06 07:55:46 <WolfDawg67>    Well, tbh tenderheart im not so sure but uncanny and flamewolf, im just being a big fat dick
  234. May 06 07:55:59 <WolfDawg67>    :3
  235. May 06 07:56:07 <Tenderheart>   I tell my human what to type
  236. May 06 07:56:20 <WolfDawg67>    i do think uncanny is gay
  237. May 06 07:56:30 <WolfDawg67>    flamewolf again im just being a jerk
  238. May 06 07:56:34 <GodlessCunt>   what makes you think that?
  239. May 06 07:56:42 <GodlessCunt>   I mean, what kind of vibe did he give off
  240. May 06 07:56:51 <GodlessCunt>   that alerted you to that fact
  241. May 06 07:56:54 <WolfDawg67>    well, its just a hunch
  242. May 06 07:57:05 <GodlessCunt>   like an instinct?
  243. May 06 07:57:19 <WolfDawg67>    yup
  244. May 06 07:57:24 <GodlessCunt>   Uncanny
  245. May 06 07:57:28 <GodlessCunt>   this is where we stand now
  246. May 06 07:57:31 <SarangJieun>   ouch
  247. May 06 07:57:42 <GodlessCunt>   unless you show us a video of having sex with a female
  248. May 06 07:57:46 <GodlessCunt>   you´re officially gay
  249. May 06 07:57:53 <WolfDawg67>    uncanny is probably gonna banhammer me
  250. May 06 07:57:58 <WolfDawg67>    for saying all of that XD
  251. May 06 07:58:01 <SarangJieun>   what kinda proof os tht>
  252. May 06 07:58:17 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: why dont you do the same?
  253. May 06 07:58:20 <WolfDawg67>    godlesscunt: im 13 and still a virgin
  254. May 06 07:58:21 <GodlessCunt>   he will do no such thing, WolfDawg67
  255. May 06 07:58:27 <GodlessCunt>   because I do stand for some things
  256. May 06 07:58:35 <WolfDawg67>    yea, like being a cunt
  257. May 06 07:58:38 <GodlessCunt>   like free expression and ridiculing authority is a part of it
  258. May 06 07:58:43 <WolfDawg67>    at cod bo2
  259. May 06 07:58:46 *   SarangJieun is now and shall 4ever be a virgin
  260. May 06 07:59:00 *   WolfDawg67 rapes sarangjieun
  261. May 06 07:59:05 <WarStarter>    k
  262. May 06 07:59:09 <Uncanny>   Oh i got highlighted a lot looks like i have some reading to do
  263. May 06 07:59:10 <WolfDawg67>    i stole ur virginity :>
  264. May 06 07:59:16 <WolfDawg67>    o.o
  265. May 06 07:59:19 *   WolfDawg67 has left
  266. May 06 07:59:24 *   SarangJieun stabs WarStarter
  267. May 06 07:59:28 <Uncanny>   Uh oh
  268. May 06 07:59:32 <WarStarter>    :(
  269. May 06 07:59:32 <Uncanny>   Whyd he leave
  270. May 06 07:59:35 <SarangJieun>   you effin bastard
  271. May 06 07:59:36 <Ascii> aww
  272. May 06 07:59:37 <GodlessCunt>   get the kid back, Uncanny
  273. May 06 07:59:39 <Ascii> what's the matter, actual-size WarStarter?
  274. May 06 07:59:43 <Ascii> I'd you her bastard
  275. May 06 07:59:43 <WarStarter>    invite him back
  276. May 06 07:59:50 <WarStarter>    Ascii: -.-
  277. May 06 07:59:52 <GodlessCunt>   yeah
  278. May 06 08:00:14 <WarStarter>    GodlessCunt: why you hate kids? :)
  279. May 06 08:00:17 <Uncanny>   Wew
  280. May 06 08:00:26 <GodlessCunt>   they are loud and annoying
  281. May 06 08:00:31 <GodlessCunt>   take up space and resources
  282. May 06 08:00:31 <WarStarter>    not really
  283. May 06 08:00:33 <Uncanny>   Apparently i am gay?
  284. May 06 08:00:42 <SarangJieun>   Uncanny: yes
  285. May 06 08:00:43 <WarStarter>    Uncanny: yeah apparently :
  286. May 06 08:00:45 <WarStarter>    :P
  287. May 06 08:00:45 <GodlessCunt>   seems that way, Uncanny
  288. May 06 08:00:46 <GodlessCunt>   lol
  289. May 06 08:00:51 <Uncanny>   Wew
  290. May 06 08:01:06 *   WolfDawg67 (KiwiIRC@Rizon-2DAA6644.setardsl.aw) has joined
  291. May 06 08:01:09 <Uncanny>   And he thought i was a vagina person?
  292. May 06 08:01:13 <WarStarter>    ...
  293. May 06 08:01:18 <Ascii> welcome to our next contestant, Wolfdawg67!
  294. May 06 08:01:19 <SarangJieun>   xD xD
  295. May 06 08:01:26 <WolfDawg67>    Again, just a hunch
  296. May 06 08:01:27 <Uncanny>   Idk if i want to invite him back
  297. May 06 08:01:34 <Uncanny>   Oh
  298. May 06 08:01:35 <WarStarter>    /part #eh i'm not supposed to see this, should i?
  299. May 06 08:01:35 <wbot>  Eh?
  300. May 06 08:01:45 <GodlessCunt>   I´m so confused by all this cave of pleasure and stick of wonder thing
  301. May 06 08:01:46 <Uncanny>   Fail
  302. May 06 08:01:47 <WolfDawg67>    Up to you warstarter
  303. May 06 08:01:50 <GodlessCunt>   aka vagina and penises thing
  304. May 06 08:01:54 <WarStarter>    WolfDawg67: eh
  305. May 06 08:01:54 <wbot>  Eh?
  306. May 06 08:02:00 *   WarStarter idles
  307. May 06 08:02:00 <GodlessCunt>   it´s easy to get confused
  308. May 06 08:02:01 <WolfDawg67>    kay
  309. May 06 08:02:14 <WolfDawg67>    MAKE UP YOUR MIND WARSTARTER
  310. May 06 08:02:26 <Uncanny>   Im watching a documentary aboit smash bros. Maybe i am gay?
  311. May 06 08:02:29 <Ascii> You know Uncanny, watching a documentary is much like making love to a beautiful woman
  312. May 06 08:02:32 <Ascii> You've got to spoil the timer
  313. May 06 08:02:34 <Ascii> blrgh the collar
  314. May 06 08:02:37 <Ascii> and finally doodl the femboy.
  315. May 06 08:02:40 *   WarStarter sighs
  316. May 06 08:02:44 <WolfDawg67>    .fml
  317. May 06 08:02:44 <Internets> [fml #21323349] Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML
  318. May 06 08:02:45 <WarStarter>    totally unrelated, Ascii
  319. May 06 08:02:56 <WolfDawg67>    .fml
  320. May 06 08:02:56 <Internets> [fml #20585943] Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML
  321. May 06 08:03:08 <WolfDawg67>    lmao
  322. May 06 08:03:15 <WolfDawg67>    the world will never know
  323. May 06 08:03:18 <WolfDawg67>    .fml
  324. May 06 08:03:18 <Internets> [fml #17253981] Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
  325. May 06 08:03:34 <SarangJieun>   oooo
  326. May 06 08:03:35 <WarStarter>    .fml
  327. May 06 08:03:35 <Internets> [fml #14534299] Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
  328. May 06 08:03:45 <WarStarter>    .fml
  329. May 06 08:03:45 <Internets> [fml #8771730] Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
  330. May 06 08:03:51 <WarStarter>    .fml
  331. May 06 08:03:51 <Internets> [fml #6217928] Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
  332. May 06 08:04:01 <WarStarter>    watsablowjob
  333. May 06 08:04:05 <WarStarter>    .fml
  334. May 06 08:04:05 <Internets> [fml #5908676] Today, I woke up at 3am after 2 hours sleep to get to my 7.40am interview with the Air Force. I went through a full medical check, a psych test and an interview with military personnel, was there for 7 hours with no food and only water to drink, only to be told I wasn't suited to the position I applied for. FML
  335. May 06 08:04:10 <WolfDawg67>    you dont wanna know
  336. May 06 08:04:15 <WarStarter>    google
  337. May 06 08:04:20 <WarStarter>    .fml
  338. May 06 08:04:20 <Internets> [fml #1518311] Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived an hour early and waited patiently for the movie to start. 3 minutes before it began, a drunk guy stumbled in and took the last empty seat in the theater... next to me. He talked to me the whole movie. FML
  339. May 06 08:04:25 <WolfDawg67>    i warned you
  340. May 06 08:04:30 <WolfDawg67>    dont say i didnt
  341. May 06 08:04:38 *   GodlessCunt pokes SarangJieun
  342. May 06 08:04:40 <GodlessCunt>   Japanese?
  343. May 06 08:04:44 *   WarStarter types youtube.com instead
  344. May 06 08:04:46 <WarStarter>    .fml
  345. May 06 08:04:46 <Internets> [fml #21547485] Today, I went to take my permit test. I had been studying for months and was familiar with the whole book. When I sat down to take my test, I didn't recognize any of the questions. I went home and found out the book I used to study was the book my mom used to take her test in 1970. FML
  346. May 06 08:04:49 <WolfDawg67>    im aisan
  347. May 06 08:04:58 <WolfDawg67>    warstarter
  348. May 06 08:05:00 <WarStarter>    ooh nice
  349. May 06 08:05:03 <WolfDawg67>    youre making it worse
  350. May 06 08:05:06 <WarStarter>    i'm asian too
  351. May 06 08:05:06 <WolfDawg67>    ....
  352. May 06 08:05:07 *   SarangJieun glomps GodlessCunt
  353. May 06 08:05:13 <WarStarter>    naw, not gonna look it up there
  354. May 06 08:05:19 <WolfDawg67>    which type
  355. May 06 08:05:29 <WarStarter>    let's see if any of my subscribes posted a new video
  356. May 06 08:05:32 <WarStarter>    .fml
  357. May 06 08:05:32 <Internets> [fml #21471347] Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
  358. May 06 08:05:46 <WarStarter>    .fml
  359. May 06 08:05:46 <Internets> [fml #21463801] Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML
  360. May 06 08:05:47 <WolfDawg67>    yea, the PURRfect time
  361. May 06 08:05:59 <WarStarter>    nice pun lol
  362. May 06 08:06:04 <WolfDawg67>    meh
  363. May 06 08:06:04 <wbot>  Ehhh?
  364. May 06 08:06:08 <WarStarter>    .fml
  365. May 06 08:06:08 <Internets> [fml #18452488] Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky.  He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper.  FML
  366. May 06 08:06:10 <WolfDawg67>    i make shitty ones mainly
  367. May 06 08:06:14 <WarStarter>    .fml
  368. May 06 08:06:14 <Internets> [fml #13960658] Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML
  369. May 06 08:06:21 <Tenderheart>   [fml #21471347] That's why I don't like cats
  370. May 06 08:06:23 <WarStarter>    .fml
  371. May 06 08:06:23 <Internets> [fml #7309178] Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
  372. May 06 08:06:25 <GodlessCunt>   I typically don´t do the whole hugging shit, but in your case I can make an exception SarangJieun :)
  373. May 06 08:06:28 <WolfDawg67>    kek
  374. May 06 08:06:41 <WarStarter>    .fml
  375. May 06 08:06:41 <Internets> [fml #6748934] Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
  376. May 06 08:06:46 <WarStarter>    .fml
  377. May 06 08:06:46 <Internets> [fml #548687] Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML
  378. May 06 08:07:00 <WarStarter>    .fml
  379. May 06 08:07:00 <Internets> [fml #446324] Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
  380. May 06 08:07:01 *   WolfDawg67 throws a ripped up cat plushie at tenderheart
  381. May 06 08:07:06 <WarStarter>    lel
  382. May 06 08:07:14 <WarStarter>    .fml
  383. May 06 08:07:14 <Internets> [fml #45104] Today, I spent 2 minutes struggling to cork a wine bottle for one of my tables only to have them eventually point out to me that the bottle was a twist-off. FML
  384. May 06 08:07:14 <WolfDawg67>    an old one some friends gave meh
  385. May 06 08:07:15 <wbot>  Eh...
  386. May 06 08:07:28 <WarStarter>    .fml
  387. May 06 08:07:28 <Internets> [fml #21053604] Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
  388. May 06 08:07:43 <WarStarter>    .fml
  389. May 06 08:07:43 <Internets> [fml #20748724] Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML
  390. May 06 08:07:51 <WarStarter>    .fml
  391. May 06 08:07:51 <Internets> [fml #20517081] Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
  392. May 06 08:07:55 <WolfDawg67>    XD
  393. May 06 08:08:06 <WolfDawg67>    XD again
  394. May 06 08:08:08 <SarangJieun>   lol
  395. May 06 08:08:09 <WarStarter>    lol
  396. May 06 08:08:10 <WarStarter>    .fml
  397. May 06 08:08:10 <Internets> [fml #20108200] Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
  398. May 06 08:08:17 <WarStarter>    .fml
  399. May 06 08:08:17 <Internets> [fml #14867901] Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
  400. May 06 08:08:22 <WolfDawg67>    but seriously most of these arent really fmls
  401. May 06 08:08:28 <WarStarter>    eh
  402. May 06 08:08:28 <wbot>  Eh.
  403. May 06 08:08:30 <WarStarter>    .fml
  404. May 06 08:08:30 <Internets> [fml #13687643] Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
  405. May 06 08:08:32 <SarangJieun>   what fml?
  406. May 06 08:08:35 <WolfDawg67>    just life's best screw ups
  407. May 06 08:08:38 <WolfDawg67>    fuck my life
  408. May 06 08:08:41 <WarStarter>    fml = f**k my life
  409. May 06 08:08:42 <WarStarter>    .fml
  410. May 06 08:08:42 <Internets> [fml #2651635] Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
  411. May 06 08:08:49 <GodlessCunt>   I have a favorite pick up line
  412. May 06 08:08:54 <GodlessCunt>   that I try to advertise
  413. May 06 08:09:02 <WolfDawg67>    anyone know
  414. May 06 08:09:03 <WarStarter>    .fml
  415. May 06 08:09:03 <Internets> [fml #1872793] Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
  416. May 06 08:09:08 <WolfDawg67>    spag heddy
  417. May 06 08:09:14 <GodlessCunt>   ´´I have a knife and a penis - you get to decide which one of them will go inside of you tonight´´
  418. May 06 08:09:22 <WolfDawg67>    o.o
  419. May 06 08:09:36 <WarStarter>    ewhowabouttheknife
  420. May 06 08:09:37 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: wow... clever
  421. May 06 08:09:37 <WarStarter>    .fml
  422. May 06 08:09:37 <Internets> [fml #1657723] Today, after living with my mom for years to save money I finally moved into my first condo.  The day after I made my first mortgage payment the sewage system back up and leaked into my bedroom from outside, ruining the carpets and the walls.  I have to move back in with my mom until it’s fixed. FML
  423. May 06 08:09:43 <WolfDawg67>    knife= you mean dildo
  424. May 06 08:09:45 *   wbot has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
  425. May 06 08:10:05 <WolfDawg67>    :)
  426. May 06 08:10:25 <GodlessCunt>   technically, you can classify it that way..
  427. May 06 08:10:35 <WolfDawg67>    unless youre insanity wolf
  428. May 06 08:10:35 <WarStarter>    ..
  429. May 06 08:10:36 <WarStarter>    .fml
  430. May 06 08:10:36 <Internets> [fml #417086] Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML
  431. May 06 08:10:55 <WarStarter>    a parent got a parental block
  432. May 06 08:10:56 <WarStarter>    nice
  433. May 06 08:10:58 <WarStarter>    .fml
  434. May 06 08:10:59 <Internets> [fml #21543449] Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
  435. May 06 08:11:24 *   WarStarter waits for his two step login confirmation text
  436. May 06 08:11:26 <SarangJieun>   0.0
  437. May 06 08:11:39 <WolfDawg67>    godlesscunt: does insanity wolf seem familiar to you
  438. May 06 08:11:57 <GodlessCunt>   brothers from a different mother perhaps
  439. May 06 08:12:06 <SarangJieun>   lol lol
  440. May 06 08:12:08 <WolfDawg67>    if you reach deep enough into the depths of memeland youll find him
  441. May 06 08:12:14 <WolfDawg67>    and likely not come back
  442. May 06 08:12:18 <WarStarter>    .fml
  443. May 06 08:12:18 <Internets> [fml #21517707] Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML
  444. May 06 08:12:20 <SarangJieun>   kekeke
  445. May 06 08:12:22 <WolfDawg67>    especially alive
  446. May 06 08:12:39 <WarStarter>    you'll come out as a crazy meme loving guy who just can't get enough
  447. May 06 08:12:43 <WolfDawg67>    no
  448. May 06 08:12:46 <SarangJieun>   o.o
  449. May 06 08:12:47 <WarStarter>    .fml
  450. May 06 08:12:47 <Internets> [fml #21452123] Today, I got written up because apparently leaning on the counter at work is unprofessional, even if you're about to pass out and the counter is the only thing keeping you on your feet. FML
  451. May 06 08:12:54 <WarStarter>    .fml
  452. May 06 08:12:54 <Internets> [fml #20807935] Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML
  453. May 06 08:13:05 <WarStarter>    .fml
  454. May 06 08:13:05 <Internets> [fml #20593500] Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
  455. May 06 08:13:16 <WolfDawg67>    he'll just kill you, rape your body multiple times a day, throw in a dumpster, only to pick you up again and do it again
  456. May 06 08:13:18 <WolfDawg67>    and again
  457. May 06 08:13:22 <WolfDawg67>    and again
  458. May 06 08:13:25 <SarangJieun>   O.O
  459. May 06 08:13:28 <SarangJieun>   AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  460. May 06 08:13:30 <WarStarter>    o.O
  461. May 06 08:13:36 <WolfDawg67>    unless hes raping a skeleton
  462. May 06 08:13:50 <GodlessCunt>   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZpKwKxxgQg
  463. May 06 08:13:54 <WarStarter>    yeah i'll stop watching the conversations here
  464. May 06 08:14:03 <WolfDawg67>    and its likely he'll tear off your head
  465. May 06 08:14:25 <GodlessCunt>   could you write that technique down, WolfDawg67?
  466. May 06 08:14:40 <WolfDawg67>    his best achievement so far: went to the virgin islands and raped them all
  467. May 06 08:15:04 <SarangJieun>   lol lol
  468. May 06 08:15:23 <WolfDawg67>    :/
  469. May 06 08:15:53 *   GodlessCunt pokes SarangJieun
  470. May 06 08:15:54 <WolfDawg67>    Well, his name fits him well
  471. May 06 08:16:12 <GodlessCunt>   I played Starcraft:Brood War my entire life
  472. May 06 08:16:17 <GodlessCunt>   how sexy I am now?
  473. May 06 08:16:23 *   SarangJieun huggles GodlessCunt
  474. May 06 08:16:36 <WolfDawg67>    And theres courage wolf
  475. May 06 08:16:51 <GodlessCunt>   except I actually play the game
  476. May 06 08:16:58 <WolfDawg67>    Ill talk about him later
  477. May 06 08:17:01 <WolfDawg67>    gtg
  478. May 06 08:17:03 *   WolfDawg67 has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  479. May 06 08:17:06 <SarangJieun>   bye
  480. May 06 08:17:16 <GodlessCunt>   too late, as always, SarangJieun
  481. May 06 08:17:27 <SarangJieun>   lol lol
  482. May 06 08:17:31 <SarangJieun>   srry
  483. May 06 08:17:36 <SarangJieun>   im tired
  484. May 06 08:17:49 <GodlessCunt>   excuses..
  485. May 06 08:17:54 *   SarangJieun lays in GodlessCunt's lap
  486. May 06 08:18:03 <GodlessCunt>   I think you deserve some slapping on a bottom area
  487. May 06 08:18:28 <SarangJieun>   oh rrly?
  488. May 06 08:18:59 <GodlessCunt>   the ones who misbehave have to be punished, don´t you agree?
  489. May 06 08:19:33 <SarangJieun>   yerp ;)
  490. May 06 08:19:42 <GodlessCunt>   so you will enjoy it :)
  491. May 06 08:19:57 <SarangJieun>   perhaps
  492. May 06 08:20:25 <GodlessCunt>   it´s more of a slapping for the principle
  493. May 06 08:20:34 <GodlessCunt>   there´s no reason to be too nasty with it
  494. May 06 08:20:43 <SarangJieun>   lol lol. xD xD
  495. May 06 08:20:56 <Tenderheart>   Uhh maybe you two need to get a room
  496. May 06 08:21:07 *   SarangJieun yawns
  497. May 06 08:21:14 <SarangJieun>   sounds good to me
  498. May 06 08:21:28 <SarangJieun>   jk xD
  499. May 06 08:21:28 <GodlessCunt>   we are just having fun, Tenderheart :)
  500. May 06 08:21:35 <GodlessCunt>   I like this one
  501. May 06 08:21:43 *   SarangJieun pats Tenderheart on the head
  502. May 06 08:21:46 <SarangJieun>   who GodlessCunt
  503. May 06 08:21:50 <GodlessCunt>   you!
  504. May 06 08:22:00 <SarangJieun>   oh, well dun <3
  505. May 06 08:22:05 <SarangJieun>   *duh
  506. May 06 08:22:37 <GodlessCunt>   it´s not like I have silly delusions of some romance or whatever
  507. May 06 08:22:43 <GodlessCunt>   we probably will never meet
  508. May 06 08:22:54 <GodlessCunt>   doesn´t mean we can´t enjoy our time here!
  509. May 06 08:23:01 <SarangJieun>   agreed !!
  510. May 06 08:23:32 <GodlessCunt>   but the guy who does end up with SarangJieun
  511. May 06 08:23:36 <GodlessCunt>   boy..
  512. May 06 08:23:42 <GodlessCunt>   I have seen the sickness of her mind
  513. May 06 08:23:50 <SarangJieun>   waaahhhht
  514. May 06 08:24:00 <SarangJieun>   i dont know what ur talking about
  515. May 06 08:24:02 <SarangJieun>   ;)
  516. May 06 08:24:14 <GodlessCunt>   :)
  517. May 06 08:24:17 <Ascii> :>
  518. May 06 08:25:01 <Uncanny>   RAISIN BRAN!
  519. May 06 08:25:15 <GodlessCunt>   I like that, people being who they are
  520. May 06 08:25:16 <SarangJieun>   but dont worry GodlessCunt, my friends all think im gonna die alone. so no boy will have to deal with me <3
  521. May 06 08:25:23 <Uncanny>   Not the kind with the bland bran tho
  522. May 06 08:25:25 <GodlessCunt>   in this day and age, it´s become more rare
  523. May 06 08:25:31 <Uncanny>   The kind with the sweet bran
  524. May 06 08:25:36 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: wdym?
  525. May 06 08:25:43 <GodlessCunt>   maybe get better friends, SarangJieun? :)
  526. May 06 08:25:56 <Uncanny>   Also that weird coating on the raisins
  527. May 06 08:26:03 <Uncanny>   YMY
  528. May 06 08:26:05 <Uncanny>   YUMMY
  529. May 06 08:26:17 <Uncanny>   Someone give me raisin bran
  530. May 06 08:26:34 <GodlessCunt>   well, a lot of people seem ´´fake´´
  531. May 06 08:26:37 <GodlessCunt>   in a sense that
  532. May 06 08:26:49 <GodlessCunt>   you absorb the environment around you and act accordingly
  533. May 06 08:26:53 <GodlessCunt>   like a sheep
  534. May 06 08:27:00 <GodlessCunt>   you seem different, SarangJieun
  535. May 06 08:27:22 <SarangJieun>   ofc. the doctors told me that urs ago xD lol
  536. May 06 08:27:46 <SarangJieun>   *yrs
  537. May 06 08:28:03 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: u do too ^^
  538. May 06 08:28:25 <GodlessCunt>   well, without bragging
  539. May 06 08:28:28 <Uncanny>   As the russians said, "cut the heads off of the taller grass"
  540. May 06 08:28:34 <Uncanny>   Something like that
  541. May 06 08:28:35 <Tenderheart>   SarangJieun, I no longer find human's attractive, I only get turned on by plushies
  542. May 06 08:28:40 <GodlessCunt>   there was an incident of sorts
  543. May 06 08:28:44 *   Uncanny decapitates SarangJieun
  544. May 06 08:28:47 <GodlessCunt>   I was walking back home from a party
  545. May 06 08:28:51 <GodlessCunt>   it was years ago
  546. May 06 08:29:07 *   SarangJieun runs around like a headless chicken
  547. May 06 08:29:09 <GodlessCunt>   and 2 crackheads put a knife to my throat and tried to rob me
  548. May 06 08:29:14 <SarangJieun>   O.O
  549. May 06 08:29:24 *   Uncanny gives voice to SarangJieun GodlessCunt iamtchung
  550. May 06 08:29:29 <GodlessCunt>   as the guy put a knife to my throat, not sure why
  551. May 06 08:29:43 <GodlessCunt>   the only words that came out of my mouth were ´´FUCK YOU!´´
  552. May 06 08:29:53 <GodlessCunt>   so they let me go
  553. May 06 08:29:59 *   SarangJieun holds back a laugh
  554. May 06 08:30:01 <Uncanny>   I woulda asked them for some raisin bran
  555. May 06 08:30:02 <SarangJieun>   srsly xD
  556. May 06 08:30:05 <GodlessCunt>   since they only wanted the money, not to kill someone
  557. May 06 08:30:13 <Uncanny>   Maybe they woulda gotten it
  558. May 06 08:30:21 <Uncanny>   I woulda
  559. May 06 08:30:23 <GodlessCunt>   they didn´t
  560. May 06 08:30:29 <Uncanny>   Maybe them
  561. May 06 08:30:38 *   SarangJieun poors Uncanny a bowl of raisin bran (now hush)
  562. May 06 08:30:40 <GodlessCunt>   they were weaklings
  563. May 06 08:30:40 <Uncanny>   But i just want some fucking raisin bran
  564. May 06 08:30:45 <SarangJieun>   pours
  565. May 06 08:30:46 <SarangJieun>   gah
  566. May 06 08:30:54 <Uncanny>   GROSS THIS IS THE UNSWEETENED KIND
  567. May 06 08:31:02 <Uncanny>   WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME
  568. May 06 08:31:04 <GodlessCunt>   I grew up in an ex-USSR country so I can tell the difference
  569. May 06 08:31:06 <SarangJieun>   i dont even own that kind
  570. May 06 08:31:10 <GodlessCunt>   between people who want to be tough
  571. May 06 08:31:15 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: rrly?
  572. May 06 08:31:19 <GodlessCunt>   and who are actually willing to go with it
  573. May 06 08:31:35 <GodlessCunt>   I have had the living shit beaten out of me 3 times
  574. May 06 08:31:41 <GodlessCunt>   the forth was the police
  575. May 06 08:31:44 <GodlessCunt>   so it doesn´t count
  576. May 06 08:31:45 <Uncanny>   SO YOU ROBBED A STORE JUST TO FUCK WITH MY RAISIN BRAN?
  577. May 06 08:31:54 <SarangJieun>   Uncanny: no
  578. May 06 08:31:58 <Uncanny>   YES
  579. May 06 08:32:10 <SarangJieun>   i love you too much to do that <3
  580. May 06 08:32:11 <Uncanny>   AND DONT TELL ME TO HUSH
  581. May 06 08:32:29 <Uncanny>   AUUUUUUGGHH
  582. May 06 08:32:38 <Uncanny>   Great
  583. May 06 08:32:44 <Uncanny>   Now i woke the pandas
  584. May 06 08:32:45 <SarangJieun>   <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
  585. May 06 08:32:49 <GodlessCunt>   the idea being, like in The Wire
  586. May 06 08:32:56 <GodlessCunt>   after you have suffered violence
  587. May 06 08:32:59 *   Uncanny prepares to be slaughtered by black and white
  588. May 06 08:33:04 <GodlessCunt>   it´s not a threat anymore
  589. May 06 08:33:09 <GodlessCunt>   I have reached that point
  590. May 06 08:33:12 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: huh....
  591. May 06 08:33:24 <Uncanny>   Oh cool
  592. May 06 08:33:31 *   Uncanny beats up GodlessCunt
  593. May 06 08:33:37 <SarangJieun>   wow
  594. May 06 08:33:40 <GodlessCunt>   you can try :)
  595. May 06 08:33:43 <Uncanny>   =rekt GodlessCunt
  596. May 06 08:33:44 *   xeroxBot watches while GodlessCunt gets chased around the buckingham palace while they have a spiked bat rammed in their chest as they get hit by a truck and slammed into misplaced mail box <<< <<< < < < R E K T > > > >>> >>>
  597. May 06 08:33:56 <Uncanny>   ^
  598. May 06 08:34:00 <Uncanny>   I did that
  599. May 06 08:34:03 <Uncanny>   To you
  600. May 06 08:34:06 <SarangJieun>   brb guys, dont make out while im gone :P
  601. May 06 08:34:07 <Uncanny>   You are welcome
  602. May 06 08:34:11 <GodlessCunt>   I mentioned that I carry a knife, right?
  603. May 06 08:34:17 *   Uncanny makes out with ascij
  604. May 06 08:34:22 <Uncanny>   Holy fuck
  605. May 06 08:34:23 <SarangJieun>   GodlessCunt: oooo.... what kinnd??
  606. May 06 08:34:24 <GodlessCunt>   and that I´m 1.9m with shaved head
  607. May 06 08:34:29 <Uncanny>   Do you wear a fedora too?
  608. May 06 08:34:29 <GodlessCunt>   and walk in army boots
  609. May 06 08:34:35 <GodlessCunt>   no hats
  610. May 06 08:34:38 <GodlessCunt>   NEVER
  611. May 06 08:34:39 <SarangJieun>   1.9 m?
  612. May 06 08:34:43 <GodlessCunt>   even during -20C
  613. May 06 08:34:46 <SarangJieun>   lol lol
  614. May 06 08:34:53 <Uncanny>   Lol this is too funny
  615. May 06 08:34:54 <Tenderheart>   Store run bbl
  616. May 06 08:35:03 <Uncanny>   Like the twelve year old i met
  617. May 06 08:35:12 <SarangJieun>   Uncanny: oh dear
  618. May 06 08:35:18 <Uncanny>   "I carry a knife i could beat you up!"
  619. May 06 08:35:28 <GodlessCunt>   I need my boots for work, Uncanny
  620. May 06 08:35:31 <GodlessCunt>   so that´s different
  621. May 06 08:35:32 <Uncanny>   He also had a belt buckle the size of a watermelon
  622. May 06 08:35:38 <SarangJieun>   thats scarier that me being asked out by 7 yo
  623. May 06 08:35:43 <Uncanny>   Weird af
  624. May 06 08:35:47 <SarangJieun>   a watermelon??
  625. May 06 08:35:52 <Uncanny>   Yeah
  626. May 06 08:36:01 <SarangJieun>   wtpb xD
  627. May 06 08:36:02 <Uncanny>   Looked like a wrestling belt
  628. May 06 08:36:09 <Uncanny>   But was skinny as hell
  629. May 06 08:36:12 <GodlessCunt>   well, one is a Swiss knife
  630. May 06 08:36:25 <GodlessCunt>   the pocket ones that everyone has, SarangJieun
  631. May 06 08:36:26 <Uncanny>   Im ok with a swiss knife
  632. May 06 08:36:30 <GodlessCunt>   but I have an army knife
  633. May 06 08:36:35 <SarangJieun>   O.o
  634. May 06 08:36:38 <GodlessCunt>   that I hold close to me at home
  635. May 06 08:36:40 <SarangJieun>   AWESOME
  636. May 06 08:36:41 <Uncanny>   But an actual knife lmao
  637. May 06 08:36:50 <GodlessCunt>   well, we had this epidemic
  638. May 06 08:36:52 <GodlessCunt>   of wild dogs
  639. May 06 08:36:59 <GodlessCunt>   like they would just bite people and stuff
  640. May 06 08:37:02 <GodlessCunt>   that´s how it started
  641. May 06 08:37:03 <SarangJieun>   ow
  642. May 06 08:37:06 <Uncanny>   Oh
  643. May 06 08:37:16 <GodlessCunt>   once a dog puts its teeth into your skin till the bone
  644. May 06 08:37:23 <GodlessCunt>   the only way to get it off is to kill it
  645. May 06 08:37:23 <Uncanny>   Well if you actually need it to fend yourself
  646. May 06 08:37:31 <Uncanny>   Then you need to move.
  647. May 06 08:37:39 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t need it for people
  648. May 06 08:38:05 <Uncanny>   Good
  649. May 06 08:38:15 <Uncanny>   That makes you a little better
  650. May 06 08:38:21 <SarangJieun>   lol
  651. May 06 08:38:34 <GodlessCunt>   there are always blunt objects
  652. May 06 08:38:36 <Uncanny>   But still redneck af
  653. May 06 08:38:39 <GodlessCunt>   rocks, whatever else
  654. May 06 08:38:46 <SarangJieun>   Uncanny: wow xD just no
  655. May 06 08:38:51 <Uncanny>   Nope, you fell again
  656. May 06 08:39:00 <Uncanny>   I deal with these people all the time
  657. May 06 08:39:06 <Uncanny>   I work in redneck hell
  658. May 06 08:39:12 <GodlessCunt>   perhaps
  659. May 06 08:39:16 <Uncanny>   Chick fil a in winder georgia
  660. May 06 08:39:19 <GodlessCunt>   but you have to understand where I grew up
  661. May 06 08:39:23 <SarangJieun>   i LIVE with renecks Uncanny
  662. May 06 08:39:23 <GodlessCunt>   it was post-USSR
  663. May 06 08:39:27 <GodlessCunt>   there was no police
  664. May 06 08:39:29 <SarangJieun>   *rednecks
  665. May 06 08:39:34 <GodlessCunt>   that you can rely upon
  666. May 06 08:39:59 <Uncanny>   Move
  667. May 06 08:40:01 <GodlessCunt>   either you protect yourself or you´re passed out in a ditch with a pool of blood around you
  668. May 06 08:40:07 <GodlessCunt>   which I experienced several times
  669. May 06 08:40:15 <GodlessCunt>   in order to be here as an individual
  670. May 06 08:40:18 <GodlessCunt>   you have to fight
  671. May 06 08:40:19 <SarangJieun>   O.O
  672. May 06 08:40:33 <SarangJieun>   daaang
  673. May 06 08:40:59 <Uncanny>   Lmao
  674. May 06 08:41:11 <GodlessCunt>   what the fuck is ´´move´´?
  675. May 06 08:41:15 <Uncanny>   Making yourself sound tough
  676. May 06 08:41:16 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t run from problems
  677. May 06 08:41:21 <GodlessCunt>   I confront them
  678. May 06 08:41:24 <Uncanny>   Lmao
  679. May 06 08:41:37 <Uncanny>   Classic
  680. May 06 08:41:53 <SarangJieun>   ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ noice
  681. May 06 08:42:33 <GodlessCunt>   the country of my birth borders Russia
  682. May 06 08:42:48 <GodlessCunt>   and since the US is playing all these games
  683. May 06 08:42:54 <GodlessCunt>   in Ukraine and through NATO
  684. May 06 08:43:08 <GodlessCunt>   we are the front line if Russia intends to do anything
  685. May 06 08:43:26 <GodlessCunt>   I have made up my mind to protect my family and people I like here
  686. May 06 08:43:29 <GodlessCunt>   at all costs
  687. May 06 08:43:40 <GodlessCunt>   so you need guys like me here
  688. May 06 08:43:46 <Uncanny>   With a knife
  689. May 06 08:43:47 <GodlessCunt>   shooting a gun is not that complicated
  690. May 06 08:43:55 <GodlessCunt>   oh, they will give me guns
  691. May 06 08:43:57 <Uncanny>   Oh it gets better
  692. May 06 08:44:02 <GodlessCunt>   as a volunteer military force
  693. May 06 08:44:03 <Uncanny>   He has a gun!
  694. May 06 08:44:13 <GodlessCunt>   I already have one
  695. May 06 08:44:27 <GodlessCunt>   strictly speaking, it´s not legal
  696. May 06 08:44:32 <GodlessCunt>   but I have an AK
  697. May 06 08:44:36 *   Uncanny trembles
  698. May 06 08:44:36 <GodlessCunt>   burried
  699. May 06 08:44:39 <Uncanny>   Lmao ak
  700. May 06 08:44:53 <GodlessCunt>   tremble for what? 0.o
  701. May 06 08:44:57 <GodlessCunt>   it´s not meant for you
  702. May 06 08:45:02 <SarangJieun>   lol
  703. May 06 08:45:02 <Uncanny>   For sarcasm
  704. May 06 08:45:30 <Uncanny>   You are quoting word for word the stuff i hear over here in the shithole i live in
  705. May 06 08:45:36 <Uncanny>   So much redneck
  706. May 06 08:46:45 <GodlessCunt>   except the fact that the US has never been invaded or occupied
  707. May 06 08:46:56 <GodlessCunt>   and there has never been a real threat of it
  708. May 06 08:47:14 <SarangJieun>   BRB FAM <#
  709. May 06 08:47:15 <GodlessCunt>   Latvia has been occupied and invaded more than 5 times
  710. May 06 08:47:16 <WarStarter>    oh i have a lot to read now
  711. May 06 08:47:17 <SarangJieun>   <3
  712. May 06 08:47:20 <GodlessCunt>   during WW2
  713. May 06 08:47:20 *   Ascii is blown off feet by force of sarangjieun's statement
  714. May 06 08:47:27 <GodlessCunt>   more than 10% of the population died
  715. May 06 08:47:32 <Uncanny>   WarStarter: you will have fun
  716. May 06 08:47:35 <GodlessCunt>   and ended up in Siberia
  717. May 06 08:47:46 <GodlessCunt>   yeah, your rednecks talk about imaginery issues
  718. May 06 08:47:48 <Uncanny>   GodlessCunt: same percent here. We fought overseas
  719. May 06 08:47:59 <GodlessCunt>   but we feel the push of Putin every day
  720. May 06 08:48:11 <GodlessCunt>   fought overseas?
  721. May 06 08:48:23 <GodlessCunt>   try thinking of what it means when a foreign army with tanks
  722. May 06 08:48:27 <GodlessCunt>   drive through your city
  723. May 06 08:48:32 <GodlessCunt>   as they leveled a town before it
  724. May 06 08:48:45 <GodlessCunt>   having all the people running for safety in front of those tanks
  725. May 06 08:48:50 <GodlessCunt>   bloody, crippled
  726. May 06 08:48:52 <GodlessCunt>   missing an arm
  727. May 06 08:48:55 <GodlessCunt>   with children
  728. May 06 08:50:13 <Uncanny>   Someone sent a bunch of fireworks into my neighboors house once
  729. May 06 08:50:19 <GodlessCunt>   this country is a part of NATO
  730. May 06 08:50:30 <GodlessCunt>   so we sent people to Iraq and Afghanistan
  731. May 06 08:50:49 <GodlessCunt>   the people who were not a part of the initial invasion
  732. May 06 08:50:51 <GodlessCunt>   he told me
  733. May 06 08:50:55 <GodlessCunt>   were just sitting in army camps
  734. May 06 08:50:57 <GodlessCunt>   doing shit all
  735. May 06 08:51:03 <GodlessCunt>   driving supply trucks
  736. May 06 08:51:14 <GodlessCunt>   it was maybe 5% of Americans who were sent there
  737. May 06 08:51:19 <GodlessCunt>   who actually saw action
  738. May 06 08:52:28 <GodlessCunt>   during WW2 every single person who lived here
  739. May 06 08:52:32 <GodlessCunt>   saw blood and death
  740. May 06 08:52:40 <GodlessCunt>   witnessed demolished cities and tanks
  741. May 06 08:52:44 <GodlessCunt>   and so forth
  742. May 06 08:52:59 <GodlessCunt>   a half of my family tree is gone because of it
  743. May 06 08:53:21 <Ascii> Does it hurt when I do this?
  744. May 06 08:53:28 *   SarangJieun hugs GodlessCunt ( awwwww <3)
  745. May 06 08:53:43 <GodlessCunt>   I´m just saying
  746. May 06 08:53:51 <GodlessCunt>   you have to understand that I´m serious about these things
  747. May 06 08:53:57 <GodlessCunt>   there´s no moving or escape
  748. May 06 08:54:09 <GodlessCunt>   when my grandfather died of lung cancer
  749. May 06 08:54:15 <SarangJieun>   from where u liv?
  750. May 06 08:54:20 <GodlessCunt>   who was a part of the Soviet army
  751. May 06 08:54:34 <GodlessCunt>   and a chain-smoker of Russian cigarettes
  752. May 06 08:54:46 <SarangJieun>   oh :/
  753. May 06 08:54:47 <GodlessCunt>   this was my last visit
  754. May 06 08:54:50 <GodlessCunt>   to the hospital
  755. May 06 08:54:56 <GodlessCunt>   and he said one thing to me
  756. May 06 08:54:59 <GodlessCunt>   and one thing only
  757. May 06 08:55:38 <GodlessCunt>   ´´protect your grandmother (his wife) and my children (my mother) at all costs and threats no matter where they come from´´
  758. May 06 08:55:42 *   BobbyDrake doesn't have BNC/ZNC, he just is connected 24/7 via his PC at home.
  759. May 06 08:55:44 <GodlessCunt>   that implies Russia
  760. May 06 08:56:09 <GodlessCunt>   so I have an AK-47 burried and practical skills for combat
  761. May 06 08:56:18 <SarangJieun>   o.o
  762. May 06 08:59:01 <GodlessCunt>   Russians are tough motherfuckers
  763. May 06 08:59:06 <GodlessCunt>   I can tell you that
  764. May 06 08:59:37 <GodlessCunt>   surely I can tell some things
  765. May 06 08:59:48 <GodlessCunt>   you have navy seals in the US, right?
  766. May 06 08:59:54 <GodlessCunt>   the Russia version of it
  767. May 06 09:00:04 <GodlessCunt>   to even get accepted
  768. May 06 09:00:12 <GodlessCunt>   this is an actual practice
  769. May 06 09:00:21 <GodlessCunt>   they would get cow blood
  770. May 06 09:00:27 <GodlessCunt>   feel a chamber with it
  771. May 06 09:00:34 <Uncanny>   Lol BobbyDrake
  772. May 06 09:00:36 <GodlessCunt>   *fill
  773. May 06 09:00:38 <Uncanny>   Very delayed
  774. May 06 09:00:52 <GodlessCunt>   then they would kidnap you straight from the bed
  775. May 06 09:00:57 <BobbyDrake>    well I wasnt online at the time, Uncanny
  776. May 06 09:00:59 <GodlessCunt>   throw you into that chamber of blood
  777. May 06 09:01:02 <BobbyDrake>    so NO FAIR! QQ
  778. May 06 09:01:05 <Uncanny>   Ik
  779. May 06 09:01:06 <GodlessCunt>   in the middle of the night\
  780. May 06 09:01:11 <Uncanny>   But it is still funny
  781. May 06 09:01:16 <BobbyDrake>    FINE :P
  782. May 06 09:01:24 <GodlessCunt>   and that´s how you become of Russian special forces
  783. May 06 09:01:34 <GodlessCunt>   not to mention the initation
  784. May 06 09:01:40 <GodlessCunt>   when every beats the shit out of you
  785. May 06 09:01:41 <BobbyDrake>    nice monologue bro
  786. May 06 09:01:44 <Uncanny>   BobbyDrake: this is a latvian redneck
  787. May 06 09:01:49 <Uncanny>   Look at logs
  788. May 06 09:01:51 <Uncanny>   Very fun
  789. May 06 09:01:54 <Ascii> Well, Very fun... Vun.
  790. May 06 09:01:56 <BobbyDrake>    Eh...
  791. May 06 09:01:59 *   BobbyDrake shrugs.
  792. May 06 09:02:05 <Uncanny>   He has a knife!
  793. May 06 09:02:05 <BobbyDrake>    I'd rather masturbate.
  794. May 06 09:02:14 <Uncanny>   And a gun!
  795. May 06 09:02:22 <Uncanny>   And he is very tough.
  796. May 06 09:02:22 <BobbyDrake>    Oh, deary me~
  797. May 06 09:02:26 <GodlessCunt>   well, since you don´t have the imagination or input to say anything interesting, Uncanny
  798. May 06 09:02:30 <Uncanny>   Dont mess with this guy!
  799. May 06 09:02:31 <GodlessCunt>   I wrote some things
  800. May 06 09:02:33 <Slothmod>  Russians make the best gay porn
  801. May 06 09:02:36 <Slothmod>  I mean what
  802. May 06 09:02:40 <BobbyDrake>    lol Slothmod
  803. May 06 09:02:44 <Ascii> Lol Slothmod... lothmod.
  804. May 06 09:03:04 <Slothmod>  ;)
  805. May 06 09:03:04 <GodlessCunt>   ´´monologue´´
  806. May 06 09:03:11 <GodlessCunt>   and run to your faggy friends
  807. May 06 09:03:14 <GodlessCunt>   to support you
  808. May 06 09:03:21 <Uncanny>   Lol
  809. May 06 09:03:22 <GodlessCunt>   can´t confront me in person, can you?
  810. May 06 09:03:36 *   You have been kicked from #eh by BobbyDrake (No, I can't. I'm helpless :( (23))
  811. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri May 06 09:03:36 2016
  812.  
  813. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri May 06 09:03:47 2016
  814.  
  815. May 06 09:03:47 *   Now talking on #eh
  816. May 06 09:03:47 *   Topic for #eh is: Welcome to #Eh, the finest on channel Rizon. Meet some new people, talk to Ascii, and get kicked for saying badwords :) • http://pastebin.com/gMTLyweW • #eh, also on irc.xerox.us.to (port 6667) • Rules: pastebin.com/raw/Q3G0ir9B • like IRC Radio? Join #purgatory today and keep it loud and locked! | http://www.strawpoll.me/10130166
  817. May 06 09:03:47 *   Topic for #eh set by BryceBall!uid138696@wah.wah.wahrio (Thu May 05 00:03:54 2016)
  818. May 06 09:03:51 <GodlessCunt>   lol
  819. May 06 09:03:56 <GodlessCunt>   BobbyDrake
  820. May 06 09:03:57 <BobbyDrake>    Oops, misclicked >:P
  821. May 06 09:03:59 <Uncanny>   2:04 AM <Uncanny> I HAVE BEEN CONFRONTING YOU ALL NIGHT
  822. May 06 09:04:00 <GodlessCunt>   calm down little girl
  823. May 06 09:04:31 <GodlessCunt>   well, you kind of did not
  824. May 06 09:04:39 <GodlessCunt>   my argument was that the US has never been invaded
  825. May 06 09:04:47 <GodlessCunt>   geographically
  826. May 06 09:04:52 <GodlessCunt>   so your understand of what a war is
  827. May 06 09:04:56 <GodlessCunt>   might be incomplete
  828. May 06 09:04:59 <Uncanny>   Its just that i go to irc to get away from all the rednecks
  829. May 06 09:05:02 <GodlessCunt>   thus my ´´monologue´´
  830. May 06 09:05:03 <Uncanny>   And here is one
  831. May 06 09:05:08 <Uncanny>   WITH A KNIFE
  832. May 06 09:05:21 <GodlessCunt>   I read Kafka on the train
  833. May 06 09:05:29 <GodlessCunt>   not sure how I classify as a ´´redneck´´
  834. May 06 09:06:10 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t even think about it
  835. May 06 09:06:12 <Uncanny>   there are rich and smart rednecks
  836. May 06 09:06:17 <GodlessCunt>   if you spent a month here, you would understand
  837. May 06 09:06:20 <Uncanny>   I see them
  838. May 06 09:06:24 <Uncanny>   Often
  839. May 06 09:06:37 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t like fighting, I don´t like violenece
  840. May 06 09:06:51 <GodlessCunt>   to me it´s the most pathetic thing in this world
  841. May 06 09:06:51 <Uncanny>   But you are very tough
  842. May 06 09:06:58 <GodlessCunt>   not by choice
  843. May 06 09:07:02 <Uncanny>   And violence is no stranger to you
  844. May 06 09:07:07 <GodlessCunt>   not by choice
  845. May 06 09:07:09 <Uncanny>   And you yell fuck you at people
  846. May 06 09:07:19 <GodlessCunt>   well, he did kick me
  847. May 06 09:07:29 <GodlessCunt>   I can do it again
  848. May 06 09:07:41 <GodlessCunt>   F-U-C-K Y-O-U - BobbyDrake
  849. May 06 09:08:24 <GodlessCunt>   my intent was to make you understand better, Uncanny
  850. May 06 09:08:24 <BobbyDrake>    yay, spelling lessons~
  851. May 06 09:08:37 <GodlessCunt>   what kind of circumstance I grew up in and is current, that´s it
  852. May 06 09:09:15 *   Slothmod sets ban on *!*@B27B3761.DF627D2E.7D512E80.IP
  853. May 06 09:09:17 <Slothmod>  Oops, I miss clicked too
  854. May 06 09:10:40 <Slothmod>  (banning a users domain stops them from talking in a channel... fyi)
  855. May 06 09:11:24 <Slothmod>  I feel nice today though...
  856. May 06 09:11:38 *   Slothmod removes ban on *!*@B27B3761.DF627D2E.7D512E80.IP
  857. May 06 09:11:45 <Uncanny>   Shit
  858. May 06 09:11:51 <Ascii> twat
  859. May 06 09:11:58 <Uncanny>   I found some raisin bran in the pantry
  860. May 06 09:12:03 <Uncanny>   How did i miss this
  861. May 06 09:12:07 *   xerox123-Mobile (uid111760@JUST.DO.IT) has joined
  862. May 06 09:12:07 *   Rizon gives channel half-operator status to xerox123-Mobile
  863. May 06 09:12:08 <Slothmod>  oooo share?
  864. May 06 09:12:12 <GodlessCunt>   nice to meet you, Slothmod
  865. May 06 09:12:19 <GodlessCunt>   how are you today?
  866. May 06 09:12:26 <GodlessCunt>   as sunny over there too?
  867. May 06 09:12:34 <Slothmod>  It's a please indeed, sorry about that I get a little ban happy sometimes
  868. May 06 09:12:45 <Slothmod>  Pleasure* wow what is english
  869. May 06 09:13:15 <GodlessCunt>   my English is mostly American
  870. May 06 09:13:24 <GodlessCunt>   since that´s how I learnt it
  871. May 06 09:13:42 <Slothmod>  My English is trash sorry it is my third language
  872. May 06 09:13:43 <GodlessCunt>   besides, I hate the British version
  873. May 06 09:13:52 *   Skreb has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
  874. May 06 09:13:59 <GodlessCunt>   it´s my second, third being Russian
  875. May 06 09:14:16 <Slothmod>  neat!
  876. May 06 09:14:25 <GodlessCunt>   what are yours?
  877. May 06 09:14:31 <GodlessCunt>   you seem very fluent
  878. May 06 09:14:40 <Uncanny>   Brits are dumb, but they gave us this neat country so that was nice
  879. May 06 09:14:41 <GodlessCunt>   in English, that is
  880. May 06 09:15:04 <GodlessCunt>   it´s more like they didn´t have a choice, Uncanny :)
  881. May 06 09:15:44 *   Uncanny mfw people dont know me and think im serious
  882. May 06 09:16:54 <GodlessCunt>   well, sure
  883. May 06 09:17:01 <GodlessCunt>   but one thing I can
  884. May 06 09:17:08 <GodlessCunt>   *can´t really compute
  885. May 06 09:17:18 <GodlessCunt>   is how am I a redneck version of the US?
  886. May 06 09:17:50 <Uncanny>   You would have to meet one
  887. May 06 09:17:58 <Uncanny>   Then you wouldnt see
  888. May 06 09:18:06 <Uncanny>   But other people would see
  889. May 06 09:18:09 <Uncanny>   And laugh
  890. May 06 09:18:16 <Uncanny>   KNIFE
  891. May 06 09:18:36 <GodlessCunt>   to me, rednecks wave their guns and knifes around
  892. May 06 09:18:44 <Uncanny>   "I beat up people and get beaten up"
  893. May 06 09:18:52 <GodlessCunt>   celebrating the idea of using violence
  894. May 06 09:18:56 <GodlessCunt>   while I despise that idea
  895. May 06 09:19:04 <Uncanny>   You spent quite a few lines bragging about your weapons
  896. May 06 09:19:10 <GodlessCunt>   no
  897. May 06 09:19:16 <GodlessCunt>   you should read more carefully
  898. May 06 09:19:22 <GodlessCunt>   I have never even hit a single person
  899. May 06 09:19:27 <GodlessCunt>   I was beaten up severely
  900. May 06 09:19:30 <GodlessCunt>   3 times
  901. May 06 09:19:43 <Uncanny>   4*
  902. May 06 09:19:51 <GodlessCunt>   the cops don´t count
  903. May 06 09:20:15 <Uncanny>   FUCK
  904. May 06 09:20:20 <Uncanny>   WE ARE OUT OF MILK
  905. May 06 09:20:33 <Uncanny>   NOW I CANT EAT THIS CEREAL I POURED
  906. May 06 09:20:41 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t know where the problem lies here, Uncanny
  907. May 06 09:20:51 <GodlessCunt>   there´s tougher life in Latvia than in the US
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  909. May 06 09:21:02 <GodlessCunt>   that´s not even a debate worthy topic
  910. May 06 09:21:20 <Uncanny>   I dont doubt that
  911. May 06 09:21:21 <GodlessCunt>   I´m just telling you my experiences and understanding of things
  912. May 06 09:21:23 <GodlessCunt>   that´s it
  913. May 06 09:21:59 <GodlessCunt>   rednecks have a political ideology
  914. May 06 09:22:02 <GodlessCunt>   behind their ways
  915. May 06 09:22:06 <GodlessCunt>   I just want to survive
  916. May 06 09:22:12 <GodlessCunt>   there´s a difference
  917. May 06 09:22:43 <Uncanny>   Political ideology?
  918. May 06 09:22:49 <GodlessCunt>   of course
  919. May 06 09:22:58 <Uncanny>   Clearly you are thinking of someone else
  920. May 06 09:23:01 <GodlessCunt>   2 party system
  921. May 06 09:23:19 <GodlessCunt>   how many rednecks voted for Obama?
  922. May 06 09:23:29 <GodlessCunt>   I can pull up the stats on redneck states
  923. May 06 09:24:01 <Uncanny>   Most around me dont vote at all
  924. May 06 09:24:19 <Uncanny>   They only vote if they personally know someone running
  925. May 06 09:24:22 <GodlessCunt>   the voting rate in the US
  926. May 06 09:24:24 <GodlessCunt>   is around 55%?
  927. May 06 09:24:27 <GodlessCunt>   last elections
  928. May 06 09:24:32 <GodlessCunt>   something like that, I do believe
  929. May 06 09:27:07 <Uncanny>   I wonder if almond milk will work
  930. May 06 09:27:09 <GodlessCunt>   btw, Slothmod
  931. May 06 09:27:11 <GodlessCunt>   we are not done
  932. May 06 09:27:24 <GodlessCunt>   the wrath that will descend upon you, Slothmod
  933. May 06 09:27:28 <GodlessCunt>   it won´t stop
  934. May 06 09:27:31 <GodlessCunt>   there is no escape
  935. May 06 09:27:40 <GodlessCunt>   every spare moment I have, you will suffer
  936. May 06 09:29:29 <GodlessCunt>   the funny thing is that you can´t do shit all about it, Slothmod
  937. May 06 09:29:53 <Rizon> haha! Entr0py is back!
  938. May 06 09:31:21 <GodlessCunt>   pretends to be a moderator
  939. May 06 09:31:33 <GodlessCunt>   in reality an impotent child
  940. May 06 09:34:41 <Slothmod>  Forgive i was distracted by a good game of uno
  941. May 06 09:34:55 <Slothmod>  I'm sorry for I am not Slothmod
  942. May 06 09:34:57 <GodlessCunt>   I play chess
  943. May 06 09:35:04 <Slothmod>  I'm Ban
  944. May 06 09:35:16 <Slothmod>  And all i know is bans
  945. May 06 09:35:23 *   Slothmod is now known as Ban
  946. May 06 09:35:31 *   Ban sets ban on *!*@B27B3761.DF627D2E.7D512E80.IP
  947. May 06 09:36:02 <Ban>   Also Chess is awesome I too love playing it
  948. May 06 09:37:34 <Uncanny>   Hello ban might i interest you in a friend of mine?
  949. May 06 09:37:39 <Uncanny>   Introduce
  950. May 06 09:37:43 <Uncanny>   Not interest
  951. May 06 09:37:47 *   Uncanny is now known as Kick
  952. May 06 09:37:49 <Kick>  Hi
  953. May 06 09:37:52 <Kick>  Im kick
  954. May 06 09:37:55 <Kick>  Hello ban
  955. May 06 09:38:09 <Ban>   Hello Kick! o/
  956. May 06 09:38:29 <Kick>  Wanna see a trick?
  957. May 06 09:38:33 <Ban>   no
  958. May 06 09:38:39 <Ban>   Kicking i no fun
  959. May 06 09:38:54 <Ban>   I want to make sue they know i know they are still here.
  960. May 06 09:39:01 <Ban>   I want see them suffer for a bit.
  961. May 06 09:39:03 <Kick>  Lol you think im so predictable
  962. May 06 09:39:10 <Ban>   :O
  963. May 06 09:39:16 <Kick>  That was not my trick
  964. May 06 09:39:26 <Ban>   oh then by all means yes!
  965. May 06 09:39:44 *   Kick bites ban by the shoulder and spins him around using inly his teeth
  966. May 06 09:39:54 <Kick>  THAT was my trick
  967. May 06 09:40:19 *   Ban calls the police!
  968. May 06 09:40:38 *   Kick IS the police!
  969. May 06 09:40:53 *   Ban D:
  970. May 06 09:40:59 <Kick>  Thank you for calling. Your call is important to us. Please hold.
  971. May 06 09:41:04 <Ban>   lmaooo
  972. May 06 09:41:27 <Kick>  Hey Ban did you know?
  973. May 06 09:41:34 <Kick>  I'm NUTS!
  974. May 06 09:41:36 <Ban>   yes
  975. May 06 09:41:58 *   Ban removes ban on *!*@B27B3761.DF627D2E.7D512E80.IP
  976. May 06 09:41:59 <Kick>  Well, now you know even more!
  977. May 06 09:42:32 <Ban>   I love learning new things! I will remember this till the ends of time
  978. May 06 09:42:37 <Ban>   maybe...
  979. May 06 09:43:09 *   Kick is a squirrel and eats a nut.
  980. May 06 09:44:00 *   Kick has kicked Kick from #eh (kick!)
  981. May 06 09:44:04 *   Kick (~Uncanny@wah.wah.wahrio) has joined
  982. May 06 09:44:10 <Kick>  Lel
  983. May 06 09:44:11 *   Rizon has kicked Kick from #eh (Watch your language!)
  984. May 06 09:44:14 *   Kick (~Uncanny@wah.wah.wahrio) has joined
  985. May 06 09:44:18 <Kick>  Fail
  986. May 06 09:44:19 *   Rizon has kicked Kick from #eh (Watch your language!)
  987. May 06 09:44:23 <Ascii> lol l@@k its kick
  988. May 06 09:44:25 *   Uncanny (~Uncanny@wah.wah.wahrio) has joined
  989. May 06 09:44:25 <Rizon> [Uncanny] I can't believe it's not semen!
  990. May 06 09:44:25 *   Rizon sets mode +q on #eh Uncanny
  991. May 06 09:44:25 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Uncanny
  992. May 06 09:44:25 <Ascii> sup Kick
  993. May 06 09:44:37 <Uncanny>   So how did you like my friend ban?
  994. May 06 09:54:07 <GodlessCunt>   BobbyDrake barked up the wrong tree
  995. May 06 09:54:10 <GodlessCunt>   and now he´s sad
  996. May 06 09:54:13 <GodlessCunt>   awww
  997. May 06 09:54:43 <BobbyDrake>    huh?
  998. May 06 09:54:50 <GodlessCunt>   buhuh
  999. May 06 09:54:52 <GodlessCunt>   coward
  1000. May 06 09:54:56 <Uncanny>   Oh no! Did he think he saw a cat?
  1001. May 06 09:55:20 <GodlessCunt>   weaklings like you´re ruining the internet, BobbyDrake
  1002. May 06 09:55:23 <BobbyDrake>    if it were up to me, you wouldnt even be talking here.
  1003. May 06 09:55:28 *   BobbyDrake sets mode +m on #eh
  1004. May 06 09:55:31 <BobbyDrake>    like so.
  1005. May 06 09:55:37 <Uncanny>   Wew
  1006. May 06 09:55:38 <Uncanny>   Lad
  1007. May 06 09:55:50 <BobbyDrake>    get the idea? good.
  1008. May 06 09:55:54 *   BobbyDrake sets mode -m on #eh
  1009. May 06 09:56:07 <GodlessCunt>   I didn´t get the idea
  1010. May 06 09:56:13 <Uncanny>   This is the most serious the channel has been all month
  1011. May 06 09:56:15 <BobbyDrake>    oh, allow me to help a little.
  1012. May 06 09:56:20 <GodlessCunt>   all I found out is that you can only fight with imaginery authority
  1013. May 06 09:56:20 *   BobbyDrake sets ban on *!*GodCuntle@*.DF627D2E.7D512E80.IP
  1014. May 06 09:56:20 *   You have been kicked from #eh by BobbyDrake (This random kick message was censored by popular request (24))
  1015. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri May 06 09:56:20 2016
  1016.  
  1017. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri May 06 14:07:55 2016
  1018.  
  1019. May 06 14:07:55 *   Now talking on #eh
  1020. May 06 14:07:55 *   Topic for #eh is: Welcome to #Eh, the finest on channel Rizon. Meet some new people, talk to Ascii, and get kicked for saying badwords :) • http://pastebin.com/gMTLyweW • #eh, also on irc.xerox.us.to (port 6667) • Rules: pastebin.com/raw/Q3G0ir9B • like IRC Radio? Join #purgatory today and keep it loud and locked! | http://www.strawpoll.me/10130166
  1021. May 06 14:07:55 *   Topic for #eh set by BryceBall!uid138696@wah.wah.wahrio (Thu May 05 00:03:54 2016)
  1022. May 06 14:08:21 <GodlessCunt>   we are not done, BobbyDrake
  1023. May 06 14:08:37 <W24-Mobile>    .voice GodlessCunt
  1024. May 06 14:08:38 *   Rizon gives voice to GodlessCunt
  1025. May 06 14:09:07 <GodlessCunt>   thank you for that meanigless gesture
  1026. May 06 14:09:20 <GodlessCunt>   things will change here
  1027. May 06 14:09:21 <W24-Mobile>    :3
  1028. May 06 14:09:25 <GodlessCunt>   no more mod abuse
  1029. May 06 14:09:36 <GodlessCunt>   free expression is the only thing that matters
  1030. May 06 14:09:43 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t give a fuck who you´re
  1031. May 06 14:12:16 <GodlessCunt>   how you been, W24-Mobile?
  1032. May 06 14:16:16 <W24-Mobile>    Good, thanks. How about you?
  1033. May 06 14:16:43 <GodlessCunt>   that´s the joke
  1034. May 06 14:16:54 <GodlessCunt>   we keep waking up into the same nightmare
  1035. May 06 14:17:08 <GodlessCunt>   also called ´´life´´
  1036. May 06 14:21:17 <GodlessCunt>   so, where was I
  1037. May 06 14:21:34 <GodlessCunt>   you´re an embarrasment of the online culture, BobbyDrake
  1038. May 06 14:21:43 <GodlessCunt>   you operate like a feminist
  1039. May 06 14:21:50 <GodlessCunt>   I have been on freenode
  1040. May 06 14:22:05 <GodlessCunt>   and I have visited ##Marxism and ##Feminism
  1041. May 06 14:22:12 <GodlessCunt>   well done, sir
  1042. May 06 14:29:51 *   Skreb (uid140902@You.are.Skrub) has joined
  1043. May 06 14:29:52 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Skreb
  1044. May 06 14:29:56 <Ascii> Hay skreb whats goin on.
  1045. May 06 15:11:28 <JoshyKb257>    Good mornioning
  1046. May 06 15:11:31 <Ascii> Good mornioning... Gornioning
  1047. May 06 15:11:41 <JoshyKb257>    Alguem
  1048. May 06 15:11:48 <JoshyKb257>    Ascii ?
  1049. May 06 15:11:52 <Ascii> Panties
  1050. May 06 15:12:01 <JoshyKb257>    Ascii ?
  1051. May 06 15:12:16 <Ascii> amsterdam
  1052. May 06 15:12:34 <JoshyKb257>    lol this channel is great
  1053. May 06 15:12:39 <JoshyKb257>    (sarcasm)
  1054. May 06 15:12:43 <JoshyKb257>    Full of bots!
  1055. May 06 15:14:53 *   ramen-chan (KiwiIRC@eat.me.and.you.will.die) has joined
  1056. May 06 15:14:53 <Rizon> [ramen-chan] YOUR OPINION ONLY MATTERS IF I AGREE WITH IT
  1057. May 06 15:14:53 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to ramen-chan
  1058. May 06 15:14:56 <Ascii> sup ramen-chan
  1059. May 06 15:15:56 <JoshyKb257>    Hey ramen-chan
  1060. May 06 15:16:02 <ramen-chan>    Hi
  1061. May 06 15:17:10 <JoshyKb257>    How are you?
  1062. May 06 15:17:20 <JoshyKb257>    How was your sleep lastnight
  1063. May 06 15:17:33 <ramen-chan>    hrm?
  1064. May 06 15:21:42 <GodlessCunt>   good groins
  1065. May 06 15:22:13 <ramen-chan>    =rekt GodlessCunt
  1066. May 06 15:22:14 *   xeroxBot watches as GodlessCunt gets hit on the head with a fire extinguisher as they drive around Fort Knox at a shitty speed of 120 victims per hour straight into a misplaced mail box < < < R E K T > > >
  1067. May 06 15:22:16 <ramen-chan>    :P
  1068. May 06 15:22:17 <Ascii> I'd =rekt his godlesscunt
  1069. May 06 15:22:22 <ramen-chan>    XD
  1070. May 06 15:24:22 <ramen-chan>    .quote add <@ramen-chan>=rekt GodlessCunt <8:23:16 AM>* xeroxBot watches as GodlessCunt gets hit on the head with a fire extinguisher as they drive around Fort Knox at a shitty speed of 120 victims per hour straight into a misplaced mail box < < < R E K T > > > <8:23:18 AM><@ramen-chan>:P <8:23:20 AM><Ascii>I'd =rekt his godlesscunt
  1071. May 06 15:24:23 <Quotes>    [Quote] Added quote #36 by ramen-chan
  1072. May 06 15:24:23 <Quotes>    [Quote] <@ramen-chan>=rekt GodlessCunt <8:23:16 AM>* xeroxBot watches as GodlessCunt gets hit on the head with a fire extinguisher as they drive around Fort Knox at a shitty speed of 120 victims per hour straight into a misplaced mail box < < < R E K T > > > <8:23:18 AM><@ramen-chan>:P <8:23:20 AM><Ascii>I'd =rekt his godlesscunt
  1073. May 06 15:51:19 *   ramen-chan has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  1074. May 06 15:58:33 *   ramen-sama (KiwiIRC@somewhere.in.the.world) has joined
  1075. May 06 15:58:33 <Rizon> [ramen-sama] YOUR OPINION ONLY MATTERS IF I AGREE WITH IT
  1076. May 06 15:58:33 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to ramen-sama
  1077. May 06 16:01:18 *   ramen-sama is now known as ramen-chan
  1078. May 06 16:06:21 <JoshyKb257>    ramen-chan
  1079. May 06 16:06:28 <ramen-chan>    what?
  1080. May 06 16:06:43 <JoshyKb257>    How are you?
  1081. May 06 16:06:52 <JoshyKb257>    Uncanny
  1082. May 06 16:06:56 <JoshyKb257>    Where are you?
  1083. May 06 16:07:04 <Uncanny>   Hi i am good
  1084. May 06 16:07:06 <ramen-chan>    hes afk
  1085. May 06 16:07:07 <Uncanny>   Wbu?
  1086. May 06 16:07:10 <ramen-chan>    oh
  1087. May 06 16:07:12 <ramen-chan>    XD
  1088. May 06 16:07:15 <JoshyKb257>    Uncanny PM me
  1089. May 06 16:10:44 <Uncanny>   Well, entr0py followed me to another channel
  1090. May 06 16:10:50 <Uncanny>   He tried to bring his bot in
  1091. May 06 16:10:56 <ramen-chan>    XD
  1092. May 06 16:12:31 <Uncanny>   Quick give me ideas on how to mess with him
  1093. May 06 16:13:28 <ramen-chan>    start acting kind to him
  1094. May 06 16:13:35 <WarStarter>    wait
  1095. May 06 16:13:45 <WarStarter>    start ignoring him
  1096. May 06 16:13:49 <WarStarter>    don't feed the trolls :P
  1097. May 06 16:14:17 <ramen-chan>    no no
  1098. May 06 16:14:22 <ramen-chan>    act kind
  1099. May 06 16:14:30 <ramen-chan>    then hes like woah wtf
  1100. May 06 16:15:08 <Uncanny>   Ok all i did was alert the ops to him
  1101. May 06 16:15:09 <WarStarter>    lolright
  1102. May 06 16:15:11 <Uncanny>   They are having fun
  1103. May 06 16:15:26 <Uncanny>   And i said "shoutouts to autismspeaks.org
  1104. May 06 16:17:57 <WarStarter>    well that solves the problem
  1105. May 06 16:18:06 <Uncanny>   He left
  1106. May 06 16:18:09 <Uncanny>   It worked
  1107. May 06 16:18:10 <ramen-chan>    XD
  1108. May 06 16:18:13 <WarStarter>    and i bet entr0py is autistic
  1109. May 06 16:18:15 <WarStarter>    *quit
  1110. May 06 16:18:18 <Uncanny>   Everyone played along
  1111. May 06 16:18:28 <Uncanny>   No he left the channel then quit
  1112. May 06 16:18:30 <WarStarter>    except me lol
  1113. May 06 16:18:49 <WarStarter>    kind of swore at him on #bnc4free
  1114. May 06 16:18:57 <WarStarter>    because he didn't read the topic
  1115. May 06 16:18:57 <Uncanny>   Oh
  1116. May 06 16:19:10 <Uncanny>   Oh no he is getting a bnc?
  1117. May 06 16:19:15 <WarStarter>    where the answer to his question - which he was repeating three times is there
  1118. May 06 16:19:16 <WarStarter>    ah
  1119. May 06 16:19:19 <WarStarter>    nah*
  1120. May 06 16:19:26 <Uncanny>   So entr0py will be here 24/7?
  1121. May 06 16:19:33 <WarStarter>    tbh bnc4free is closing
  1122. May 06 16:19:39 <WarStarter>    it's impossible to request one
  1123. May 06 16:20:04 <WarStarter>    he's back tho
  1124. May 06 16:20:08 <Uncanny>   But he is looking
  1125. May 06 16:22:46 *   Flamewolf (KiwiIRC@Rizon-6390DBED.dhcp.psdschools.org) has joined
  1126. May 06 16:22:53 *   Rizon sets mode +a on #eh Flamewolf
  1127. May 06 16:22:53 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Flamewolf
  1128. May 06 16:30:27 *   ramen-chan has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  1129. May 06 16:33:11 <xerox123-Mobile>   Someone just kill entr0py please
  1130. May 06 16:33:17 <xerox123-Mobile>   So annoying
  1131. May 06 16:33:26 *   ramen-chan (KiwiIRC@eat.me.and.you.will.die) has joined
  1132. May 06 16:33:26 <Rizon> [ramen-chan] YOUR OPINION ONLY MATTERS IF I AGREE WITH IT
  1133. May 06 16:33:26 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to ramen-chan
  1134. May 06 16:33:30 <Ascii> Hey ramen-chan in the butt.
  1135. May 06 16:33:38 <ramen-chan>    mmm
  1136. May 06 16:33:43 <ramen-chan>    that sounds tasty
  1137. May 06 16:33:44 <WarStarter>    xerox123-Mobile: on it1
  1138. May 06 16:33:47 *   xerox123-Mobile hides
  1139. May 06 16:33:49 *   WarStarter does /kill
  1140. May 06 16:33:53 *   WarStarter gets denied access
  1141. May 06 16:33:55 <xerox123-Mobile>   I mean irl
  1142. May 06 16:33:55 <Flamewolf> Xerox, i hate to say this, but right now, me, uncanny, and entr0py kind of share a common goal right now.
  1143. May 06 16:33:57 *   WarStarter cries
  1144. May 06 16:34:06 <xerox123-Mobile>   Flamewolf: what goal?
  1145. May 06 16:34:07 <WarStarter>    what's the goal?
  1146. May 06 16:34:27 <xerox123-Mobile>   Get a bnc?
  1147. May 06 16:34:27 <Flamewolf> Fuck up matthewwong's channel. i got a memo from him today:
  1148. May 06 16:34:30 <Flamewolf> 7:24:01 AM
  1149. May 06 16:34:30 <Flamewolf> Memo 12 from MatthewWong (May 05 15:37:56 2016 MDT). To delete, type: /msg MemoServ DEL 12
  1150. May 06 16:34:30 <Flamewolf> 7:24:01 AM: If you want me to come back to the trap, three things must happen first. 1, you need to un-purg me. 2, you need to join my channel #Matthew , and 3, you need to allow my bot to tell jokes in the channel.
  1151. May 06 16:34:32 <xerox123-Mobile>   oh
  1152. May 06 16:34:35 <ramen-chan>    u share something with entropy???!!??
  1153. May 06 16:34:51 <WarStarter>    something tells me that i want to join that channel
  1154. May 06 16:34:56 <WarStarter>    see how it looks like
  1155. May 06 16:35:04 <xerox123-Mobile>   Flamewolf: /ms set limit 0
  1156. May 06 16:35:07 <Flamewolf> it's shit.
  1157. May 06 16:35:14 <xerox123-Mobile>   No more memos
  1158. May 06 16:35:24 <Flamewolf> i like getting memos, though
  1159. May 06 16:35:40 <xerox123-Mobile>   oh
  1160. May 06 16:36:08 <Uncanny>   That join message tho
  1161. May 06 16:36:36 <Flamewolf> i got an idea.
  1162. May 06 16:36:51 <ramen-chan>    what join message?
  1163. May 06 16:36:54 <Flamewolf> /ms send MatthewWong Counterproposal: Fuck you.
  1164. May 06 16:36:54 <WarStarter>    xerox123-Mobile: you should really con sider getting memos
  1165. May 06 16:37:09 <Flamewolf> How's that look for a memo?
  1166. May 06 16:37:09 <Uncanny>   9:36 AM <protector> [#Matthew] Welcome to Matthew Wong's official channel. Please enjoy your stay
  1167. May 06 16:37:10 <xerox123-Mobile>   I have them enabled
  1168. May 06 16:37:11 <ramen-chan>    lol
  1169. May 06 16:37:15 <Uncanny>   Lol flamewolf
  1170. May 06 16:37:26 <Uncanny>   Probably a bad idea
  1171. May 06 16:37:37 <Flamewolf> im gonna go into detail. dont worry.
  1172. May 06 16:37:47 <Uncanny>   No dont
  1173. May 06 16:37:51 <ramen-chan>    lets spam his memo box
  1174. May 06 16:37:53 <Uncanny>   That would be great
  1175. May 06 16:37:58 <WarStarter>    yeah lol
  1176. May 06 16:37:59 <Uncanny>   ramen-chan: he isnt online
  1177. May 06 16:38:05 <WarStarter>    spam his memos
  1178. May 06 16:38:19 <ramen-chan>    doesnt matter
  1179. May 06 16:38:26 <ramen-chan>    its on ms servers
  1180. May 06 16:38:48 <WarStarter>    hehehehehhhe
  1181. May 06 16:39:03 <WarStarter>    but then again i might get blocked from sending memos once the irc ops find out
  1182. May 06 16:39:04 <Flamewolf> /ms send MatthewWong Counterproposal: Fuck you. A: I'm no longer an operator in Dontjoinitsatrap. B: Your channel is really small and you already have a wolf in there, and C: See response A.
  1183. May 06 16:39:17 <WarStarter>    nice
  1184. May 06 16:39:21 <Flamewolf> better?
  1185. May 06 16:39:35 <WarStarter>    yeah a lot better
  1186. May 06 16:40:13 <Flamewolf> /ms send MatthewWong Counter proposal: Fuck you. A: I'm no longer an operator in Dontjoinitsatrap. B: Your channel is really small and you already have a wolf in there, and C: See response A. so all in all, I cant/wont do any of these "demands" of yours. so better think of something else.
  1187. May 06 16:40:20 <Flamewolf> Ok. i'm done adding to it
  1188. May 06 16:40:35 <Flamewolf> Sent.
  1189. May 06 16:40:46 *   ramen-chan is now known as robert00
  1190. May 06 16:46:03 *   WarStarter has quit (Killed (irc.rizon.no (Too many invalid passwords)))
  1191. May 06 16:46:29 <robert00>  kekeke
  1192. May 06 16:46:49 *   Guest24092 (WarStarter@Rizon-19D1EAE2.rizonbnc.us.rizon.net) has joined
  1193. May 06 16:47:02 <robert00>  is this war?
  1194. May 06 16:47:09 <Flamewolf> this is muthafuckin war.
  1195. May 06 16:47:16 <robert00>  O.o
  1196. May 06 16:47:29 <Flamewolf> :P
  1197. May 06 16:47:39 <robert00>  =rekt Flamewolf
  1198. May 06 16:47:43 <robert00>  =hack Flamewolf
  1199. May 06 16:47:47 <robert00>  ;-;
  1200. May 06 16:47:59 <robert00>  %hack Flamewolf
  1201. May 06 16:48:29 <Uncanny>   Xerox please
  1202. May 06 16:48:44 <xerox123-Mobile>   ?
  1203. May 06 16:48:53 *   Rizon sets mode +q on #eh Flamewolf
  1204. May 06 16:48:57 <Uncanny>   =rekt xerox123-Mobile
  1205. May 06 16:49:06 <xerox123-Mobile>   The bot isn't up
  1206. May 06 16:50:54 *   Guest24092 has quit ()
  1207. May 06 16:51:42 *   WarStarter (WarStarter@I.dont.actually.start.wars) has joined
  1208. May 06 16:51:43 *   Rizon gives voice to WarStarter
  1209. May 06 16:51:56 <Uncanny>   Brb in an hour
  1210. May 06 16:53:30 <WarStarter>    Uncanny: wats the new password? P:
  1211. May 06 16:53:59 <Flamewolf> oh. lol
  1212. May 06 16:54:04 <Flamewolf> Can't say, warstarter.
  1213. May 06 16:54:34 <WarStarter>    Flamewolf: you still know it?
  1214. May 06 16:54:36 <WarStarter>    eh
  1215. May 06 16:54:45 <Flamewolf> yeah. me and uncanny were the ones that changed it.
  1216. May 06 16:54:48 *   robert00 is now known as ramen-chan
  1217. May 06 16:54:51 <Ascii> Flamewolf: uncanny and I
  1218. May 06 16:54:53 <Flamewolf> cause the old one was insecure.
  1219. May 06 16:55:00 <Flamewolf> Shut up, ascii.
  1220. May 06 16:55:04 <WarStarter>    yeah i relized
  1221. May 06 16:55:10 <WarStarter>    realized*
  1222. May 06 16:55:19 <Ascii> bah
  1223. May 06 16:55:24 <WarStarter>    i already tod w24 about it weeks ago
  1224. May 06 16:55:28 <WarStarter>    told*
  1225. May 06 16:55:28 <Flamewolf> Yep. So we changed it before somebody bad got their hands on it
  1226. May 06 16:55:36 *   ramen-chan is now known as ramen-sama
  1227. May 06 16:55:42 <Flamewolf> *cough*entropyormatthewwong*cough*
  1228. May 06 16:56:04 <WarStarter>    oh and why can't you tell me? :(
  1229. May 06 16:56:11 <xerox123-Mobile>   What was the old one?
  1230. May 06 16:56:15 <xerox123-Mobile>   :p
  1231. May 06 16:56:17 <Flamewolf> Can't trust anyone, warstarter. Sorry.
  1232. May 06 16:56:24 <WarStarter>    not telling P:
  1233. May 06 16:56:32 <Flamewolf> .-. Idk if i can say the old one. may still be in use somewhere
  1234. May 06 16:56:48 <WarStarter>    Flamewolf: i knew the password for around a month and nothing happened P:
  1235. May 06 16:56:58 <Flamewolf> you were messing with flags a lot, warstarter.
  1236. May 06 16:57:04 <WarStarter>    i just tend to archive information
  1237. May 06 16:57:04 <Flamewolf> That's why you're back down to voice.
  1238. May 06 16:57:08 <WarStarter>    eh
  1239. May 06 16:57:12 <WarStarter>    you mean my flags?
  1240. May 06 16:57:16 <xerox123-Mobile>   Rekt af
  1241. May 06 16:57:29 <Flamewolf> According to uncanny, you were messing with people's flags on multiple occasions
  1242. May 06 16:57:39 <WarStarter>    btw Flamewolf: pretty sure the old password isn't being used on other channels
  1243. May 06 16:57:41 <Flamewolf> not just yours
  1244. May 06 16:57:41 <xerox123-Mobile>   ^
  1245. May 06 16:57:43 <WarStarter>    tested them myself
  1246. May 06 16:57:47 <xerox123-Mobile>   What Flamewolf said
  1247. May 06 16:57:48 <ramen-sama>    i dont know flags
  1248. May 06 16:57:50 <Flamewolf> Fair enough.
  1249. May 06 16:57:50 <ramen-sama>    so meh
  1250. May 06 16:57:55 <Flamewolf> The old pass was...
  1251. May 06 16:57:58 <Flamewolf> w24isgreat
  1252. May 06 16:58:03 <xerox123-Mobile>   WOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAO
  1253. May 06 16:58:05 <WarStarter>    yeah
  1254. May 06 16:58:05 <xerox123-Mobile>   secure 101
  1255. May 06 16:58:09 <WarStarter>    ikr
  1256. May 06 16:58:12 <WarStarter>    1337 security
  1257. May 06 16:58:13 <ramen-sama>    wow
  1258. May 06 16:58:19 <Flamewolf> yep.
  1259. May 06 16:58:19 <ramen-sama>    what a pass
  1260. May 06 16:58:25 <Flamewolf> New password is much better.
  1261. May 06 16:58:37 <WarStarter>    security level: ITS OVER 9001!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  1262. May 06 16:58:50 <ramen-sama>    i have a 20character password for a site
  1263. May 06 16:58:52 <xerox123-Mobile>   k calm down
  1264. May 06 16:59:26 <WarStarter>    k
  1265. May 06 16:59:56 <ramen-sama>    well...
  1266. May 06 16:59:58 <WarStarter>    Flamewolf: btw, me messing with flags was just focused on one person afaik
  1267. May 06 16:59:58 *   xerox123 has quit (Quit: *poof*)
  1268. May 06 17:00:05 <ramen-sama>    this place is.....
  1269. May 06 17:00:08 <xerox123-Mobile>   Jump dem servers
  1270. May 06 17:00:12 <ramen-sama>    meh
  1271. May 06 17:00:37 <ramen-sama>    invite me when something interesting happens
  1272. May 06 17:00:37 <Flamewolf> ;-;
  1273. May 06 17:00:37 *   ramen-sama has left
  1274. May 06 17:00:44 <xerox123-Mobile>   Invite him
  1275. May 06 17:00:57 *   xerox123 (xerox123@JUST.DO.IT) has joined
  1276. May 06 17:00:57 *   Rizon gives channel half-operator status to xerox123
  1277. May 06 17:01:12 *   ramen-sama (KiwiIRC@eat.me.and.you.will.die) has joined
  1278. May 06 17:01:12 <Rizon> [ramen-sama] YOUR OPINION ONLY MATTERS IF I AGREE WITH IT
  1279. May 06 17:01:12 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to ramen-sama
  1280. May 06 17:01:15 <ramen-sama>    T_T
  1281. May 06 17:01:19 <Flamewolf> Well, you can take it up with Uncanny and w24, but idk, warstarter.
  1282. May 06 17:01:22 <ramen-sama>    T_T
  1283. May 06 17:01:32 <WarStarter>    ik
  1284. May 06 17:01:33 <ramen-sama>    T_T
  1285. May 06 17:01:34 <Flamewolf> if they trust you, you can probably get your op back.
  1286. May 06 17:01:42 <ramen-sama>    who invited me?
  1287. May 06 17:01:47 <Flamewolf> Ramen, something interesting happened
  1288. May 06 17:01:52 <ramen-sama>    what?
  1289. May 06 17:01:54 <WarStarter>    (btw, the archiving thingy i was talking about is encrypted)
  1290. May 06 17:02:03 <Flamewolf> Warstarter's working towards getting op back
  1291. May 06 17:02:03 <WarStarter>    guess what encryption method i use? :)
  1292. May 06 17:02:07 <Flamewolf> idk, warstarter.
  1293. May 06 17:02:14 <WarStarter>    MD5
  1294. May 06 17:02:15 <ramen-sama>    thats not interesting
  1295. May 06 17:02:16 <WarStarter>    >:)
  1296. May 06 17:02:17 <Flamewolf> But a while back, it said that my flags were last changed by you.
  1297. May 06 17:02:17 <WarStarter>    also
  1298. May 06 17:02:24 <WarStarter>    i uploaded them to the internet
  1299. May 06 17:02:29 <WarStarter>    rip emails and passwords
  1300. May 06 17:02:30 <ramen-sama>    k then
  1301. May 06 17:02:32 <ramen-sama>    bye
  1302. May 06 17:02:34 <Flamewolf> k
  1303. May 06 17:02:45 <ramen-sama>    call me when real stuff happens
  1304. May 06 17:02:47 *   ramen-sama has left
  1305. May 06 17:02:51 <WarStarter>    Flamewolf: i set them to full access?
  1306. May 06 17:03:04 <Flamewolf> .-. oh
  1307. May 06 17:03:12 <Flamewolf> i was already full access, though.
  1308. May 06 17:03:32 <WarStarter>    yeah didn't notice
  1309. May 06 17:03:41 <Flamewolf> okay.
  1310. May 06 17:04:01 <Flamewolf> well, i'm fine with you getting op back, but leave flag stuff to the owners.
  1311. May 06 17:04:09 <WarStarter>    sorry
  1312. May 06 17:04:12 <WarStarter>    eh
  1313. May 06 17:04:20 <Flamewolf> Just gotta get the ok from uncanny and w24 and i'll reop you.
  1314. May 06 17:04:33 <WarStarter>    k
  1315. May 06 17:05:21 <Flamewolf> until then, enjoy having voice, i guess. .-.
  1316. May 06 17:06:46 <Flamewolf> @seen ramen-sama
  1317. May 06 17:06:46 <ChanStat>  ramen-sama (KiwiIRC@eat.me.and.you.will.die) was last seen parting #eh on Fri May 6 14:03:50 2016 UTC (3 minutes, 59 seconds ago)
  1318. May 06 17:07:58 <WarStarter>    Flamewolf: i can't really use my op here though
  1319. May 06 17:08:08 <Flamewolf> true.
  1320. May 06 17:08:09 <WarStarter>    unless someone comes in and starts talking shit
  1321. May 06 17:09:49 <Flamewolf> yep. that's why ops are around
  1322. May 06 17:10:06 <Flamewolf> although with the channel being this small, at this point, we dont need a lot.
  1323. May 06 17:10:48 <WarStarter>    yeah but most are
  1324. May 06 17:11:13 <Flamewolf> whats sad is that this is AFTER i trimmed down most of the ops.
  1325. May 06 17:11:39 <WarStarter>    :P
  1326. May 06 17:11:42 <WarStarter>    also
  1327. May 06 17:11:49 <WarStarter>    rip xerox's rank
  1328. May 06 17:11:59 <Flamewolf> what did he do?
  1329. May 06 17:12:10 <Flamewolf> .sync
  1330. May 06 17:12:36 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to WarStarter
  1331. May 06 17:12:46 <Flamewolf> Poof
  1332. May 06 17:13:05 <WarStarter>    ?
  1333. May 06 17:13:06 <WarStarter>    thank
  1334. May 06 17:13:08 <WarStarter>    thanks
  1335. May 06 17:13:20 <WarStarter>    but weren't you waiting for a confirmation?
  1336. May 06 17:13:42 <Rizon> flamewolf didnt do it.
  1337. May 06 17:13:51 <Rizon> I did.
  1338. May 06 17:14:06 <Rizon> Oi! Don't steal my thing!
  1339. May 06 17:15:00 <Rizon> I can do what i want, fool!
  1340. May 06 17:15:04 <WarStarter>    k
  1341. May 06 17:15:18 *   BobbyDrake facepalms.
  1342. May 06 17:15:25 <Rizon> Not when you always think it's me doing it!
  1343. May 06 17:15:49 <Rizon> Everyone always assumes that it's me that does it
  1344. May 06 17:16:16 <BobbyDrake>    In related news, Flamewolf's 18th birthday has been postponed indefinitely
  1345. May 06 17:16:29 <Flamewolf> Sad thing is, thats actually true.
  1346. May 06 17:16:38 <Flamewolf> We dont have the money to celebrate it until next week.
  1347. May 06 17:16:45 <Flamewolf> Anyways, bbl.
  1348. May 06 17:16:48 <BobbyDrake>    Ah, finally hired that assassin?
  1349. May 06 17:16:54 <BobbyDrake>    Oh, or that.
  1350. May 06 17:18:10 <WarStarter>    happy 18th birthday :P
  1351. May 06 17:18:12 *   Flamewolf has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  1352. May 06 17:18:19 <WarStarter>    r00d >.>
  1353. May 06 17:19:24 *   WolfDawg67 (KiwiIRC@Rizon-A75240FF.setardsl.aw) has joined
  1354. May 06 17:19:38 <WolfDawg67>    Goooooood mornin people
  1355. May 06 17:20:00 <WolfDawg67>    ...
  1356. May 06 17:20:15 <WolfDawg67>    WAKE UP YOU LAZY FAGS
  1357. May 06 17:20:25 *   Ascii is blown away by force of wolfdawg67's statement
  1358. May 06 17:20:34 <WolfDawg67>    :/
  1359. May 06 17:21:35 *   WolfDawg67 has quit ()
  1360. May 06 17:24:55 *   WolfDawg67 (KiwiIRC@Rizon-A75240FF.setardsl.aw) has joined
  1361. May 06 17:25:04 <WolfDawg67>    Gawd damit
  1362. May 06 17:25:16 <Ascii> lol l@@k its WolfDawg67
  1363. May 06 17:25:27 <WolfDawg67>    lol l@@k its ascii
  1364. May 06 17:26:15 <WolfDawg67>    Is everyone really dead
  1365. May 06 17:26:30 <WolfDawg67>    oh well
  1366. May 06 17:27:43 *   WolfDawg67 has quit ()
  1367. May 06 17:28:01 *   WolfDawg67 (KiwiIRC@Rizon-A75240FF.setardsl.aw) has joined
  1368. May 06 17:28:16 <Ascii> Are you here to fumigate the moose head?
  1369. May 06 17:28:21 <WolfDawg67>    no
  1370. May 06 17:28:31 <WolfDawg67>    but can i get a sniper rifle
  1371. May 06 17:29:54 <WolfDawg67>    An m-200 to be exact
  1372. May 06 17:31:21 <WolfDawg67>    How about a dragunov svu
  1373. May 06 17:33:37 *   WolfDawg67 has quit ()
  1374. May 06 17:38:29 *   WolfDawg67 (KiwiIRC@Rizon-A75240FF.setardsl.aw) has joined
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  1376. May 06 17:53:55 *   Zoo_Wee-Mama (~uid128080@Rizon-5C7C007B.brockwell.irccloud.com) has joined
  1377. May 06 17:53:56 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Zoo_Wee-Mama
  1378. May 06 17:54:07 <Alguem>    someone highlighted me
  1379. May 06 17:55:01 <Alguem>    ]oohhhhhh
  1380. May 06 17:55:12 <WarStarter>    k
  1381. May 06 18:03:51 *   Skreb has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
  1382. May 06 18:16:09 *   pie-chan (KiwiIRC@eat.me.and.you.will.die) has joined
  1383. May 06 18:16:10 <Rizon> [pie-chan] YOUR OPINION ONLY MATTERS IF I AGREE WITH IT
  1384. May 06 18:16:10 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to pie-chan
  1385. May 06 18:16:19 *   Skreb (uid140902@You.are.Skrub) has joined
  1386. May 06 18:16:19 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Skreb
  1387. May 06 18:18:47 <Alguem>    itstimetogo
  1388. May 06 18:18:48 *   Alguem has quit (Quit: WeeChat 1.4)
  1389. May 06 18:21:31 *   Alguem (~qwebirc@LA.ILAHA.ILLALLAH) has joined
  1390. May 06 18:21:31 *   Rizon sets mode +a on #eh Alguem
  1391. May 06 18:21:31 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Alguem
  1392. May 06 18:22:20 <pie-chan>  i thought it was time for u to go
  1393. May 06 18:23:58 <Alguem>    I did go
  1394. May 06 18:24:00 <Alguem>    now back
  1395. May 06 18:24:04 <Alguem>    from yet another computer
  1396. May 06 18:24:21 <Alguem>    Im braking computers all over
  1397. May 06 18:24:24 <Alguem>    bearking
  1398. May 06 18:24:37 <Alguem>    breaking
  1399. May 06 18:24:52 <BobbyDrake>    BEAR KING?!?!
  1400. May 06 18:24:52 <BobbyDrake>    D:
  1401. May 06 18:24:55 <BobbyDrake>    OHNOES
  1402. May 06 18:24:59 *   BobbyDrake gets mauled
  1403. May 06 18:25:01 <BobbyDrake>    ;_;
  1404. May 06 18:25:10 <WarStarter>    lol
  1405. May 06 18:25:31 <pie-chan>  wow
  1406. May 06 18:26:21 <Alguem>     o__o
  1407. May 06 18:26:29 <pie-chan>  0________0
  1408. May 06 18:26:36 <Alguem>    @_____________@
  1409. May 06 18:26:44 <pie-chan>  $______________________$
  1410. May 06 18:27:27 <Alguem>    p___________________p
  1411. May 06 18:27:40 <pie-chan>  .__________________________.
  1412. May 06 18:27:46 *   BobbyDrakeX (uid154751@Rizon-F2DBB0C6.ealing.irccloud.com) has joined
  1413. May 06 18:27:46 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to BobbyDrakeX
  1414. May 06 18:27:51 <Ascii> basically, BobbyDrakeX ._.
  1415. May 06 18:28:06 <pie-chan>  ew BobbyDrake
  1416. May 06 18:28:09 <pie-chan>  wait
  1417. May 06 18:28:13 <pie-chan>  ew BobbyDrakeX
  1418. May 06 18:28:17 *   pie-chan hides
  1419. May 06 18:28:21 <BobbyDrake>    lol
  1420. May 06 18:29:21 <BobbyDrakeX>   I found BobbyDrake-mobile a bit too long for my tastes
  1421. May 06 18:29:44 <pie-chan>  lol
  1422. May 06 18:29:55 <pie-chan>  why dont u do BobbyDrake^?
  1423. May 06 18:29:56 <xerox123-Mobile>   :p
  1424. May 06 18:30:16 <BobbyDrakeX>   That's my nick for when my pc d/c'd
  1425. May 06 18:30:19 <Alguem>    :OOOO
  1426. May 06 18:30:21 <Alguem>    its BobbyDrakeX
  1427. May 06 18:30:22 <Alguem>    nooooooooooooooooo
  1428. May 06 18:30:30 <Alguem>    BobbyDrake is the good twin
  1429. May 06 18:30:34 <Alguem>    BobbyDrakeX is the evil one
  1430. May 06 18:30:38 <Alguem>    TAKE CARE EVERYONE
  1431. May 06 18:30:38 <BobbyDrakeX>   Lol as if
  1432. May 06 18:30:40 <pie-chan>  no they both suck
  1433. May 06 18:30:46 <WarStarter>    kek
  1434. May 06 18:30:46 <pie-chan>  kekekeke
  1435. May 06 18:30:56 <BobbyDrakeX>   That pansy ass no good for nothing little bitch
  1436. May 06 18:31:09 <pie-chan>  who?
  1437. May 06 18:31:09 <Alguem>    o____o
  1438. May 06 18:31:14 <Alguem>    I warned you!!!
  1439. May 06 18:31:14 <pie-chan>  you?
  1440. May 06 18:31:16 <Ascii> pansy ass-no
  1441. May 06 18:31:23 <pie-chan>  lol Ascii
  1442. May 06 18:31:32 <BobbyDrakeX>   BobbyDrakeX > BobbyDrake
  1443. May 06 18:31:40 <BobbyDrakeX>   There, I said it
  1444. May 06 18:31:44 <Alguem>    nooo
  1445. May 06 18:31:50 <Alguem>    BobbyDrake >>>>>>>>>>> BobbyDrakeX
  1446. May 06 18:31:54 <BobbyDrake>    Why I oughtta!
  1447. May 06 18:31:56 <pie-chan>  nope
  1448. May 06 18:32:02 *   BobbyDrake stabs BobbyDrakeX in the face repeatedly
  1449. May 06 18:32:10 <pie-chan>  pie-chan> BobbyDrake& BobbyDrakeX
  1450. May 06 18:32:18 *   BobbyDrakeX has kicked BobbyDrake from #eh (Huehuehue)
  1451. May 06 18:32:18 *   BobbyDrake (~Iceman@Xavier.Institute.for.Higher.Learning) has joined
  1452. May 06 18:32:19 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to BobbyDrake
  1453. May 06 18:32:34 <Alguem>    twin fight going there
  1454. May 06 18:32:35 <pie-chan>  wow
  1455. May 06 18:32:41 *   Alguem handles a handgun to  BobbyDrake
  1456. May 06 18:32:44 <Alguem>    hands
  1457. May 06 18:32:45 <BobbyDrakeX>   \o/
  1458. May 06 18:32:47 <Alguem>    dont know
  1459. May 06 18:32:48 <Alguem>    lol
  1460. May 06 18:33:24 *   Alguem sees it was not a handgun but an apple instead
  1461. May 06 18:33:27 <Alguem>    oh no!
  1462. May 06 18:33:48 *   BobbyDrake defends himself by smacking around BobbyDrakeX with a MacBook pro
  1463. May 06 18:34:01 *   BobbyDrakeX dodges
  1464. May 06 18:34:03 <pie-chan>  T_T
  1465. May 06 18:34:12 <pie-chan>  dis convo though....
  1466. May 06 18:34:13 <Alguem>    good way to sue the apple
  1467. May 06 18:34:13 <pie-chan>  XD
  1468. May 06 18:34:14 <Alguem>    lol
  1469. May 06 18:34:14 <BobbyDrakeX>   Anyway
  1470. May 06 18:34:26 <BobbyDrakeX>   I was heading out
  1471. May 06 18:34:38 <BobbyDrakeX>   So logging on with le phone
  1472. May 06 18:34:47 <Alguem>    Remenber, BobbyDrakeX
  1473. May 06 18:34:49 <Alguem>    try not dying
  1474. May 06 18:34:55 <Alguem>    when crossing the street
  1475. May 06 18:34:57 <BobbyDrakeX>   But...
  1476. May 06 18:35:03 <Alguem>    no but!
  1477. May 06 18:35:04 <BobbyDrakeX>   My suicide attempt
  1478. May 06 18:35:08 <Alguem>    sorry
  1479. May 06 18:35:11 <BobbyDrakeX>   :(
  1480. May 06 18:35:12 <Alguem>    too late for it now
  1481. May 06 18:35:14 <BobbyDrakeX>   Fine
  1482. May 06 18:35:15 <Alguem>    YEAH
  1483. May 06 18:35:18 <BobbyDrakeX>   I'll live
  1484. May 06 18:35:21 <BobbyDrakeX>   Tch
  1485. May 06 18:35:41 <BobbyDrakeX>   Can't have anything these days
  1486. May 06 18:35:59 <Alguem>    diffcitult times
  1487. May 06 18:36:02 <pie-chan>  XD
  1488. May 06 18:36:11 <BobbyDrakeX>   If only someone put there could make Murica great again
  1489. May 06 18:36:15 <Alguem>    you need to pay high taxes if you want to suicide
  1490. May 06 18:36:24 <Alguem>    TRUMP FOR GREATER
  1491. May 06 18:36:25 <Alguem>    U
  1492. May 06 18:36:25 <BobbyDrakeX>   Even though I don't life there lol
  1493. May 06 18:36:25 <Alguem>    S
  1494. May 06 18:36:26 <Alguem>    A
  1495. May 06 18:36:27 <Alguem>    GO
  1496. May 06 18:36:28 <Alguem>    GO
  1497. May 06 18:36:28 <Alguem>    U
  1498. May 06 18:36:29 <Alguem>    S
  1499. May 06 18:36:29 <Alguem>    A
  1500. May 06 18:36:30 <Alguem>    GO
  1501. May 06 18:36:30 <Alguem>    GO
  1502. May 06 18:36:31 <Alguem>    U
  1503. May 06 18:36:31 <Alguem>    S
  1504. May 06 18:36:31 <Alguem>    A
  1505. May 06 18:37:00 <pie-chan>  XD
  1506. May 06 18:37:06 <BobbyDrake>    Flood: Entr0py clone detected! :o
  1507. May 06 18:37:20 <xerox123>  D:
  1508. May 06 18:37:28 <xerox123>  =kill Alguem
  1509. May 06 18:37:28 *   xeroxBot gets some friends together and shivs Alguem a few times.
  1510. May 06 18:37:30 <Alguem>    BobbyDrake is  back to computer
  1511. May 06 18:37:32 <xerox123>  sorted
  1512. May 06 18:37:33 <Alguem>    he is afraid of paying the taxes
  1513. May 06 18:37:35 <xerox123>  coast clear
  1514. May 06 18:37:44 <Alguem>    =kill Kill
  1515. May 06 18:37:44 *   xeroxBot feeds Kill to an angry owlbear.
  1516. May 06 18:37:54 <BobbyDrake>    lol, heading out now tho :)
  1517. May 06 18:37:56 <BobbyDrake>    o/
  1518. May 06 18:37:57 <pie-chan>  wow
  1519. May 06 18:38:02 <Alguem>    =kill xerox
  1520. May 06 18:38:02 *   xeroxBot smashes xerox's head in with a heavy iron rod.
  1521. May 06 18:38:08 <Alguem>    =kill xeroxbot
  1522. May 06 18:38:08 *   xeroxBot gags and ties Alguem then throws them off a cliff to their death.
  1523. May 06 18:38:13 <Alguem>    =kill xeroxb0t
  1524. May 06 18:38:14 *   xeroxBot feeds xeroxb0t to an angry black dragon.
  1525. May 06 18:38:17 <Ascii> =kill xerox... =kerox
  1526. May 06 18:38:31 <Alguem>    lol, kerox
  1527. May 06 18:39:00 <pie-chan>  wow
  1528. May 06 18:39:19 <xerox123>  ...
  1529. May 06 18:39:35 <pie-chan>  =cookie Alguem
  1530. May 06 18:39:36 <Alguem>    "I will kerox"
  1531. May 06 18:39:36 *   xeroxBot makes Alguem a yummy little Oatmeal cookie and serves it with a bowl of chocolate sauce!
  1532. May 06 18:39:39 <xerox123>  =hack Alguem
  1533. May 06 18:39:40 *   xeroxBot realizes that Alguem's antivirus is too strong
  1534. May 06 18:39:42 <xerox123>  aww
  1535. May 06 18:39:42 <xerox123>  :9
  1536. May 06 18:39:46 <Alguem>    = "I will kill xerox"
  1537. May 06 18:39:51 <Alguem>    YEHA baby
  1538. May 06 18:39:58 <Alguem>    Kaspersky Internet Security on this pc
  1539. May 06 18:40:08 <pie-chan>  lol
  1540. May 06 18:40:22 <pie-chan>  =hack UN
  1541. May 06 18:40:22 *   xeroxBot exposes UN's browser history on Rizon
  1542. May 06 18:40:34 <pie-chan>  the U.N. is in trouble now
  1543. May 06 18:40:44 <xerox123>  all the child porn
  1544. May 06 18:40:57 <pie-chan>  =hack xerox123
  1545. May 06 18:40:57 *   xeroxBot gets caught hacking xerox123's toaster by the FBI
  1546. May 06 18:41:01 <pie-chan>  kekekeke
  1547. May 06 18:41:59 <xerox123>  =cake xeroxBot
  1548. May 06 18:41:59 *   xeroxBot makes xeroxBot a delectable gigantic Yokan cake and serves it with a small bowl of ice cream!
  1549. May 06 18:42:03 <xerox123>  :o
  1550. May 06 18:42:14 <xerox123>  =cake pie-chan
  1551. May 06 18:42:15 *   xeroxBot gets pie-chan a toothsome little Devils cake and serves it with a small bowl of ice cream!
  1552. May 06 18:42:17 <Ascii> cor
  1553. May 06 18:42:28 <pie-chan>  mmm
  1554. May 06 18:42:42 <pie-chan>  =cookie xerox123
  1555. May 06 18:42:43 *   xeroxBot makes xerox123 a delectable small Triple Chocolate cookie and serves it with a bowl of chocolate sauce!
  1556. May 06 18:42:51 <Alguem>    are those names real cake flavours?
  1557. May 06 18:42:58 <pie-chan>  yaw
  1558. May 06 18:43:01 <xerox123>  yeah
  1559. May 06 18:43:40 <Alguem>    =cake Alguem
  1560. May 06 18:43:40 *   xeroxBot gets Alguem a delectable mid-sized Red Velvet cake and serves it with a small some chocolate sauce!
  1561. May 06 18:44:02 <Alguem>    "a small some chocolate sauce"
  1562. May 06 18:44:37 <Alguem>    xeroxBot: you are just like me
  1563. May 06 18:44:38 <xeroxBot>  (Alguem) Jamie Foxx - Just Like Me ft. T.I. - length 3m 49s - 63,304 likes, 1,476 dislikes (97.7%) - 21,280,360 views - jamiefoxxVEVO on 2009.10.03 - http://youtu.be/9rH-68PdAWc
  1564. May 06 18:44:41 <Alguem>    we KNOE ENGRISH
  1565. May 06 18:44:54 <Alguem>    lol
  1566. May 06 18:45:47 <pie-chan>  oh like that song
  1567. May 06 18:46:01 <Alguem>    xeroxBot: test
  1568. May 06 18:46:09 <Alguem>    xeroxBot: rolling stones
  1569. May 06 18:46:14 <Alguem>    someone tell me a song name
  1570. May 06 18:46:14 <Alguem>    lol
  1571. May 06 18:46:24 <xerox123>  it did that because of the 'you' for youtube
  1572. May 06 18:46:32 <xerox123>  xeroxBot, yt rolling stones
  1573. May 06 18:46:32 <Alguem>    ohhh
  1574. May 06 18:46:33 <xeroxBot>  (xerox123) Rolling Stones - Greatest Hits (FULL ALBUM) - length 1h 23m 15s - 930 likes, 35 dislikes (96.4%) - 607,254 views - Buddha Bar on 2014.12.12 - http://youtu.be/jIR28JI60ho
  1575. May 06 18:46:37 <xerox123>  and I removed it
  1576. May 06 18:46:41 <Alguem>    xeroxBot: you find
  1577. May 06 18:46:45 <xerox123>  thanks for pointing it out :P
  1578. May 06 18:46:47 <Alguem>    ohhhh
  1579. May 06 18:46:57 <Alguem>    xerox123: yt I fail
  1580. May 06 18:46:57 *   Rizon has kicked Alguem from #eh (Watch your language!)
  1581. May 06 18:46:57 <xerox123>  @hook.command("youtube", "yt", "y")
  1582. May 06 18:47:02 <pie-chan>  kekeke
  1583. May 06 18:47:04 *   Alguem (~qwebirc@LA.ILAHA.ILLALLAH) has joined
  1584. May 06 18:47:04 *   Rizon sets mode +a on #eh Alguem
  1585. May 06 18:47:04 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Alguem
  1586. May 06 18:47:05 <xerox123>  @hook.command("youtube", "yt", "y")
  1587. May 06 18:47:18 <Alguem>    did he get kicked too?
  1588. May 06 18:47:19 <Alguem>    haha
  1589. May 06 18:48:07 <pie-chan>  woh?
  1590. May 06 18:48:13 <pie-chan>  *who
  1591. May 06 18:48:41 <pie-chan>  f-ail still bad word
  1592. May 06 18:48:45 <pie-chan>  dam
  1593. May 06 18:49:54 <Alguem>    ayeah
  1594. May 06 18:49:56 <Alguem>    and I always forget it
  1595. May 06 18:50:08 <BobbyDrakeX>   Lol
  1596. May 06 18:50:19 <BobbyDrakeX>   You'll get used to it
  1597. May 06 18:50:27 <pie-chan>  i flailed
  1598. May 06 18:50:33 <pie-chan>  kekekeke
  1599. May 06 18:50:46 <BobbyDrakeX>   Xaxaxaxa
  1600. May 06 18:50:59 <Alguem>    xerox123: yt talbyah
  1601. May 06 18:51:03 <Alguem>    BobbyDrakeX: , lets see
  1602. May 06 18:51:05 <Alguem>    LETS SEE
  1603. May 06 18:51:12 <xerox123>  IM NOT THE BOT
  1604. May 06 18:51:14 <BobbyDrakeX>   Fail
  1605. May 06 18:51:14 *   Rizon has kicked BobbyDrakeX from #eh (Watch your language!)
  1606. May 06 18:51:17 *   BobbyDrakeX (uid154751@Xavier.Institute.for.Higher.Learning) has joined
  1607. May 06 18:51:17 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to BobbyDrakeX
  1608. May 06 18:51:21 <Alguem>    ops xerox123 haha
  1609. May 06 18:51:38 <Alguem>    xeroxBot: yt talbiyah
  1610. May 06 18:51:39 <xeroxBot>  (Alguem) Hajj Talbiyah. - length 3m 51s - 392 likes, 14 dislikes (96.6%) - 103,969 views - salman on 2009.11.25 - http://youtu.be/5TOA3zfVvOI
  1611. May 06 18:51:46 <pie-chan>  xeroxBot, yt fail
  1612. May 06 18:51:46 *   Rizon has kicked pie-chan from #eh (Watch your language!)
  1613. May 06 18:51:47 <Alguem>    it works
  1614. May 06 18:51:48 <xeroxBot>  (pie-chan) Funniest Epic Wave and Surfing Fails || "Surfs Up" By FailArmy - length 5m 43s - 41,298 likes, 1,903 dislikes (95.6%) - 1,876,118 views - FailArmy on 2016.05.03 - http://youtu.be/bFPv8zEZNz0
  1615. May 06 18:51:49 *   pie-chan (KiwiIRC@eat.me.and.you.will.die) has joined
  1616. May 06 18:51:49 <Rizon> [pie-chan] YOUR OPINION ONLY MATTERS IF I AGREE WITH IT
  1617. May 06 18:51:49 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to pie-chan
  1618. May 06 18:51:53 <Ascii> r hay pie-chan
  1619. May 06 18:52:00 <Alguem>    hehe pie-chan
  1620. May 06 18:52:02 <Alguem>    well brb
  1621. May 06 18:52:05 <BobbyDrakeX>   xerox123, you have the % to prove it
  1622. May 06 18:52:05 <Uncanny>   Back
  1623. May 06 18:52:05 <pie-chan>  k
  1624. May 06 18:52:07 <Uncanny>   Hi alguem
  1625. May 06 18:52:12 <Uncanny>   Hi BobbyDrakeX
  1626. May 06 18:52:16 <pie-chan>  hes gone
  1627. May 06 18:52:21 <pie-chan>  hell be back
  1628. May 06 18:52:29 <pie-chan>  Alguem i mean
  1629. May 06 18:52:39 <Alguem>    I will
  1630. May 06 18:52:41 <Alguem>    BE BACK
  1631. May 06 18:52:45 *   Alguem disappearws
  1632. May 06 18:53:13 <Uncanny>   K
  1633. May 06 18:53:33 <pie-chan>  are yo u arnold by any chance?
  1634. May 06 18:54:59 <Uncanny>   No u
  1635. May 06 18:55:12 <pie-chan>  T_T
  1636. May 06 18:55:21 <pie-chan>  i was referring to Alguem
  1637. May 06 18:55:25 <pie-chan>  terminator?
  1638. May 06 18:55:27 <BobbyDrakeX>   Uncanny does have a u
  1639. May 06 18:56:57 <Uncanny>   No it doesnt
  1640. May 06 18:56:59 <Uncanny>   Idiot
  1641. May 06 18:57:06 *   Uncanny is now known as ncannu
  1642. May 06 18:57:12 <BobbyDrakeX>   lel
  1643. May 06 18:57:12 *   Rizon has kicked BobbyDrakeX from #eh (Watch your language!)
  1644. May 06 18:57:14 *   BobbyDrakeX (uid154751@Xavier.Institute.for.Higher.Learning) has joined
  1645. May 06 18:57:14 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to BobbyDrakeX
  1646. May 06 18:57:15 *   ncannu is now known as ncanny
  1647. May 06 18:57:51 <xerox123>  =hack BobbyDrakeX
  1648. May 06 18:57:51 *   xeroxBot gets caught hacking BobbyDrakeX's computer by the FBI
  1649. May 06 18:57:54 <xerox123>  :(
  1650. May 06 18:57:55 <xerox123>  =hack BobbyDrakeX
  1651. May 06 18:57:55 *   xeroxBot watches as someone hacks BobbyDrakeX's toaster
  1652. May 06 18:57:59 <xerox123>  :)
  1653. May 06 18:58:10 <WarStarter>    put some bread
  1654. May 06 18:58:14 <WarStarter>    bread pops out
  1655. May 06 18:58:16 <Ascii> Aww
  1656. May 06 18:58:16 <WarStarter>    eat bread
  1657. May 06 18:58:17 *   Ascii hugs xerox123.
  1658. May 06 18:58:20 <Ascii> :>
  1659. May 06 18:58:21 <xerox123>  haxed
  1660. May 06 18:58:30 <WarStarter>    realize that it's literally toasted and tastes like ash
  1661. May 06 18:58:30 <ncanny>    .fml
  1662. May 06 18:58:30 <Internets> [fml #19102650] Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
  1663. May 06 18:59:15 <BobbyDrakeX>   lol
  1664. May 06 18:59:20 <ncanny>    Same
  1665. May 06 18:59:29 <ncanny>    BobbyDrakeX you damn commir
  1666. May 06 18:59:31 <ncanny>    Commie
  1667. May 06 18:59:57 <BobbyDrakeX>   True, I would vote for Sanders
  1668. May 06 19:00:13 <BobbyDrakeX>   I felt the bern, and got a lawsuit
  1669. May 06 19:00:21 <BobbyDrakeX>   ^^;
  1670. May 06 19:00:25 <Ascii> :>
  1671. May 06 19:00:28 <ncanny>    BobbyDrakeX:
  1672. May 06 19:00:40 <ncanny>    Bernie is a socialist not a communist
  1673. May 06 19:00:45 <WarStarter>    FeelTheBern!
  1674. May 06 19:00:57 <BobbyDrakeX>   that's what a commie would say!
  1675. May 06 19:01:12 <ncanny>    No a commie would say things lime
  1676. May 06 19:01:12 <BobbyDrakeX>   commie!
  1677. May 06 19:01:15 <ncanny>    Like
  1678. May 06 19:01:18 <BobbyDrakeX>   lime!
  1679. May 06 19:01:31 <ncanny>    "Hello i am uncanny how are you doing today?"
  1680. May 06 19:01:39 <BobbyDrakeX>   lel
  1681. May 06 19:01:39 *   Rizon has kicked BobbyDrakeX from #eh (Watch your language!)
  1682. May 06 19:01:40 *   BobbyDrakeX (uid154751@Xavier.Institute.for.Higher.Learning) has joined
  1683. May 06 19:01:40 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to BobbyDrakeX
  1684. May 06 19:01:52 <ncanny>    "Have you seen the price of limes lately? Really fucking high."
  1685. May 06 19:02:05 <BobbyDrakeX>   blame wall street
  1686. May 06 19:02:13 <BobbyDrakeX>   :3
  1687. May 06 19:02:43 <ncanny>    "Actually, i blame the drug lords in south america trying to sneak cocain in with the limes."
  1688. May 06 19:02:52 <ncanny>    That is what they would say
  1689. May 06 19:03:01 *   ncanny is now known as Uncanny
  1690. May 06 19:09:17 *   WarStarter-mobile (~uid128542@I.dont.actually.start.wars) has joined
  1691. May 06 19:09:17 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to WarStarter-mobile
  1692. May 06 19:19:15 *   Flamewolf (KiwiIRC@Rizon-6390DBED.dhcp.psdschools.org) has joined
  1693. May 06 19:19:19 *   Rizon sets mode +a on #eh Flamewolf
  1694. May 06 19:19:19 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Flamewolf
  1695. May 06 19:19:36 *   Rizon sets mode +q on #eh Flamewolf
  1696. May 06 19:20:35 <Uncanny>   Flamewolf!
  1697. May 06 19:20:42 <Uncanny>   Are you done with school?
  1698. May 06 19:20:52 <Flamewolf> not even close
  1699. May 06 19:20:56 <Flamewolf> im at lunch.
  1700. May 06 19:21:08 <Uncanny>   I meant summer break
  1701. May 06 19:21:12 <Flamewolf> Nope.
  1702. May 06 19:21:16 <Flamewolf> couple more weeks.
  1703. May 06 19:21:23 <Flamewolf> why?
  1704. May 06 19:21:24 <Uncanny>   That sucks
  1705. May 06 19:21:30 <Uncanny>   Today is my last day
  1706. May 06 19:21:34 <Flamewolf> congrats
  1707. May 06 19:22:03 <Flamewolf> I've got another 8 school days
  1708. May 06 19:22:12 <Flamewolf> Non seniors have 15.
  1709. May 06 19:23:16 *   Ascii has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  1710. May 06 19:27:36 <pie-chan>  kekeke
  1711. May 06 19:27:38 <pie-chan>  im done
  1712. May 06 19:27:42 <pie-chan>  :P
  1713. May 06 19:27:57 <pie-chan>  loser
  1714. May 06 19:28:38 <Flamewolf> ?
  1715. May 06 19:28:42 <Flamewolf> oh.
  1716. May 06 19:28:45 <pie-chan>  lol
  1717. May 06 19:28:46 <Flamewolf> ;-;
  1718. May 06 19:28:52 <pie-chan>  ha
  1719. May 06 19:33:05 <Uncanny>   Flamewolf when do i get to bully you in smash
  1720. May 06 19:33:16 <pie-chan>  lol
  1721. May 06 19:33:35 <Flamewolf> Im probably not gonna play smash. i'd suck at online stuff.
  1722. May 06 19:33:38 *   pie-chan gives Flamewolf alvl 50 amiibo
  1723. May 06 19:33:47 <pie-chan>  there have that fight for u
  1724. May 06 19:33:57 <Flamewolf> i think my sister already has 5 or 6 of those.
  1725. May 06 19:34:06 <Flamewolf> the level 50 ones, i mean
  1726. May 06 19:34:10 <Flamewolf> not normal ones.
  1727. May 06 19:34:53 <Uncanny>   Can i fight your sister?
  1728. May 06 19:35:02 <Flamewolf> .-. idk.
  1729. May 06 19:35:11 <Uncanny>   I fought everyone in #smashbros
  1730. May 06 19:35:12 <pie-chan>  lol
  1731. May 06 19:35:22 <Uncanny>   And some other people online too
  1732. May 06 19:35:23 <pie-chan>  whats ur ratio?
  1733. May 06 19:35:32 <Uncanny>   Idk
  1734. May 06 19:35:35 <Alguem>    10/10
  1735. May 06 19:35:39 <Uncanny>   Dont really keep track
  1736. May 06 19:36:08 <Uncanny>   But i always go 0-2 in smash 4 tourneys and 1-2 in melee tourneys
  1737. May 06 19:36:36 <Uncanny>   At irl ones
  1738. May 06 19:36:50 <pie-chan>  so u suck then?
  1739. May 06 19:37:04 <JoshyKb257>    no
  1740. May 06 19:37:15 <JoshyKb257>    Sorry wrong channel
  1741. May 06 19:37:20 <Alguem>    lol
  1742. May 06 19:37:20 <pie-chan>  0-2 hmmm...
  1743. May 06 19:37:24 <Alguem>    hey JoshyKb257
  1744. May 06 19:37:33 <Flamewolf> heya joshy
  1745. May 06 19:37:34 <JoshyKb257>    Hey Alguem
  1746. May 06 19:37:37 <JoshyKb257>    Hey Flamewolf
  1747. May 06 19:37:44 <Alguem>    hey Flamewolf !
  1748. May 06 19:37:47 <Alguem>    hey Uncanny !
  1749. May 06 19:37:48 <JoshyKb257>    How are y'all?
  1750. May 06 19:37:48 <Flamewolf> heya alguem
  1751. May 06 19:37:49 <Alguem>    hey pie-chan !
  1752. May 06 19:37:50 <Uncanny>   It means i am better at melee but still suck at both
  1753. May 06 19:37:50 <Alguem>    HEY EVERYONE
  1754. May 06 19:37:52 <Uncanny>   Hey!
  1755. May 06 19:37:53 <JoshyKb257>    Hey Uncanny
  1756. May 06 19:37:54 <Alguem>    Im good Alhamdulillah
  1757. May 06 19:37:56 <Alguem>    and you?
  1758. May 06 19:37:57 <pie-chan>  hays for horses
  1759. May 06 19:37:59 <Flamewolf> Good. 18th Bday is tomorrow
  1760. May 06 19:37:59 <BobbyDrakeX>   Hello
  1761. May 06 19:38:05 <JoshyKb257>    Yes not too bad thanks
  1762. May 06 19:38:06 <pie-chan>  so no hey
  1763. May 06 19:38:07 <Uncanny>   Hiw is my favorite brazillian doing?
  1764. May 06 19:38:10 <JoshyKb257>    Hello BobbyDrake
  1765. May 06 19:38:15 <Uncanny>   How
  1766. May 06 19:38:16 <Alguem>    oh BobbyDrakeX is back
  1767. May 06 19:38:17 <pie-chan>  good good
  1768. May 06 19:38:23 <Alguem>    Uncanny: , good Alhamdulillah :D
  1769. May 06 19:38:24 <BobbyDrakeX>   hue
  1770. May 06 19:38:28 <Alguem>    AND TODAY IS FRIDAY
  1771. May 06 19:38:30 <Alguem>    NO WORK TOMORROW
  1772. May 06 19:38:30 <pie-chan>  ew
  1773. May 06 19:38:32 <Alguem>    :dddddddddddddddd
  1774. May 06 19:38:33 <Uncanny>   YES
  1775. May 06 19:38:34 <Alguem>    i MEAN
  1776. May 06 19:38:35 <Alguem>    ops
  1777. May 06 19:38:36 <pie-chan>  even worst
  1778. May 06 19:38:36 <Alguem>    caps
  1779. May 06 19:38:37 <Alguem>    I MEAN
  1780. May 06 19:38:37 <Uncanny>   THAT IS GOOD
  1781. May 06 19:38:39 <Alguem>    :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  1782. May 06 19:38:40 <Uncanny>   wait
  1783. May 06 19:38:43 <pie-chan>  nooooo
  1784. May 06 19:38:51 <Uncanny>   That means you wont be here tomorrow
  1785. May 06 19:38:53 <pie-chan>  DDDDDDDDDDDD:
  1786. May 06 19:38:54 <Uncanny>   ;(
  1787. May 06 19:39:03 <Alguem>    wow Uncanny  knows the stuff
  1788. May 06 19:39:11 <Alguem>    well, back to work agian
  1789. May 06 19:39:12 <Uncanny>   Yes i do
  1790. May 06 19:39:13 <Flamewolf> I'm gonna be online tomorrow. i don't have any plans.
  1791. May 06 19:39:18 <Uncanny>   Alguem get internet
  1792. May 06 19:39:19 <Alguem>    I WILL POP UP HERE AT ANY TIME
  1793. May 06 19:39:29 <Uncanny>   Flamewolf fight me tomorrow
  1794. May 06 19:39:29 <Alguem>    Uncanny: pay for me :D
  1795. May 06 19:39:29 <Flamewolf> well, i dont think i do.
  1796. May 06 19:39:30 <Alguem>    dude
  1797. May 06 19:39:32 <Alguem>    I will not pay for internet
  1798. May 06 19:39:33 <Uncanny>   I will beat you
  1799. May 06 19:39:34 <Flamewolf> No, uncanny.
  1800. May 06 19:39:35 <Alguem>    its like
  1801. May 06 19:39:35 <Alguem>    eww
  1802. May 06 19:39:38 <Alguem>    no need
  1803. May 06 19:39:40 <Uncanny>   Yes uncanny
  1804. May 06 19:39:44 <Flamewolf> I'll be on PC, probably recording or something.
  1805. May 06 19:39:47 *   Alguem gone
  1806. May 06 19:39:53 <BobbyDrakeX>   get mobile interwebs, Alguem
  1807. May 06 19:39:55 <pie-chan>  Alguem stay
  1808. May 06 19:40:01 <Alguem>    BobbyDrakeX: I have
  1809. May 06 19:40:02 <pie-chan>  good boy
  1810. May 06 19:40:05 <Alguem>    but its terrible INSIDE my house
  1811. May 06 19:40:12 *   pie-chan gives Alguem a treat
  1812. May 06 19:40:13 <Alguem>    the signal
  1813. May 06 19:40:15 <Alguem>    is really TERRIBLE
  1814. May 06 19:40:23 <Uncanny>   Then move to new house
  1815. May 06 19:40:27 <Uncanny>   Problem solve
  1816. May 06 19:40:27 <Alguem>    I will long in from there later
  1817. May 06 19:40:28 <BobbyDrakeX>   lol
  1818. May 06 19:40:28 <Alguem>    so you can see it
  1819. May 06 19:40:31 <Flamewolf> move closer to the modem
  1820. May 06 19:40:32 <Alguem>    BUT NOW I SHOULD DO MY WORK BY IM GONE
  1821. May 06 19:40:37 <pie-chan>  nooo
  1822. May 06 19:40:39 <Alguem>    Flamewolf: modem?
  1823. May 06 19:40:40 <Alguem>    no modem
  1824. May 06 19:40:41 <pie-chan>  CHATTTT
  1825. May 06 19:40:42 <BobbyDrakeX>   kbai
  1826. May 06 19:40:43 <Uncanny>   Or build a cell tower in your backyard
  1827. May 06 19:40:44 <Flamewolf> Router?
  1828. May 06 19:40:45 <Alguem>    I HAVE INTERNET ON THE PHONE
  1829. May 06 19:40:49 <Flamewolf> .-.
  1830. May 06 19:40:50 <Alguem>    PHONE INTERNET
  1831. May 06 19:40:52 <Flamewolf> im tired. sorry.
  1832. May 06 19:40:54 <pie-chan>  4g that mofo
  1833. May 06 19:40:55 <Alguem>    BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  1834. May 06 19:41:00 <Flamewolf> k
  1835. May 06 19:41:04 <BobbyDrakeX>   Bai bai
  1836. May 06 19:41:09 <Uncanny>   ALGUEM BUILD A CELL TOWER IN YOUR BACKYARD
  1837. May 06 19:41:10 <JoshyKb257>    :*
  1838. May 06 19:41:11 <pie-chan>  :((
  1839. May 06 19:41:14 <BobbyDrakeX>   lol
  1840. May 06 19:41:17 <pie-chan>  cya Alguem
  1841. May 06 19:43:56 <JoshyKb257>    Urghhhh so fucking hungry
  1842. May 06 19:43:59 <JoshyKb257>    Oops
  1843. May 06 19:44:05 <JoshyKb257>    We allowed to swear in here?
  1844. May 06 19:44:41 <Uncanny>   No no swearing fuck you
  1845. May 06 19:44:54 <Flamewolf> Yes you can swear.
  1846. May 06 19:44:59 <Flamewolf> Dont worry about it
  1847. May 06 19:45:05 <JoshyKb257>    Okay babe
  1848. May 06 19:45:09 <JoshyKb257>    Uncanny is my boyfriend
  1849. May 06 19:45:16 <JoshyKb257>    New boyfriend*
  1850. May 06 19:45:20 <JoshyKb257>    Hen doesn't know yet
  1851. May 06 19:45:21 <Uncanny>   .-.
  1852. May 06 19:45:22 <pie-chan>  ew fuck that
  1853. May 06 19:45:27 <pie-chan>  hes MINE
  1854. May 06 19:45:28 <JoshyKb257>    So don't tell him :p
  1855. May 06 19:45:30 <JoshyKb257>    No
  1856. May 06 19:45:32 <JoshyKb257>    Mine!
  1857. May 06 19:45:36 <pie-chan>  MINE!!!
  1858. May 06 19:45:38 <JoshyKb257>    I'll fight you for him
  1859. May 06 19:45:44 *   pie-chan slaps JoshyKb257
  1860. May 06 19:45:50 *   JoshyKb257 punchses pie-chan
  1861. May 06 19:45:50 <pie-chan>  =hack JoshyKb257
  1862. May 06 19:45:51 *   xeroxBot watches as someone hacks JoshyKb257's IRC Client
  1863. May 06 19:45:56 <pie-chan>  =rekt JoshyKb257
  1864. May 06 19:45:56 *   xeroxBot watches while JoshyKb257 gets chased around Atlantiss' house while they have a baseball bat smashed up their ass as they get hit by a truck and slammed into misplaced lamp post <<< <<< < < < R E K T > > > >>> >>>
  1865. May 06 19:46:02 <pie-chan>  now die!!!!
  1866. May 06 19:46:13 *   JoshyKb257 stabs pie-chan
  1867. May 06 19:46:16 <Flamewolf> .-.
  1868. May 06 19:46:24 *   pie-chan parries
  1869. May 06 19:46:32 *   pie-chan ripostes JoshyKb257
  1870. May 06 19:46:40 <Uncanny>   :o
  1871. May 06 19:46:42 *   JoshyKb257 walks away hapily hand in hand with Uncanny
  1872. May 06 19:46:47 <pie-chan>  no
  1873. May 06 19:46:56 *   pie-chan kidnaps Uncanny
  1874. May 06 19:47:00 <pie-chan>  MINE
  1875. May 06 19:47:05 *   JoshyKb257 proposes to Uncanny
  1876. May 06 19:47:09 <JoshyKb257>    Say yes Uncanny
  1877. May 06 19:47:13 <JoshyKb257>    To me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1878. May 06 19:47:14 <pie-chan>  say no
  1879. May 06 19:47:16 <pie-chan>  noooooo
  1880. May 06 19:47:18 <JoshyKb257>    Say yes
  1881. May 06 19:47:22 <pie-chan>  say ew
  1882. May 06 19:47:25 <JoshyKb257>    lol
  1883. May 06 19:47:27 <JoshyKb257>    Uncanny
  1884. May 06 19:47:28 *   Rizon murders JoshyKb257 and pie-chan to shut them both up
  1885. May 06 19:47:28 <pie-chan>  say fuck you
  1886. May 06 19:47:32 <Uncanny>   Yes no ew
  1887. May 06 19:47:36 <pie-chan>  ;-;
  1888. May 06 19:47:44 <Uncanny>   Heh
  1889. May 06 19:47:54 <JoshyKb257>    There was a yes in that message
  1890. May 06 19:48:00 <JoshyKb257>    <3 <3 <3
  1891. May 06 19:48:03 <pie-chan>  T_T
  1892. May 06 19:48:12 <Rizon> there was also a "no" and an "ew."
  1893. May 06 19:48:25 <JoshyKb257>    That was to pie-chan
  1894. May 06 19:48:28 <Rizon> the bad outweighs the good.
  1895. May 06 19:48:33 <JoshyKb257>    They were both aimed towards pie-chan
  1896. May 06 19:48:49 <JoshyKb257>    the yes was aimed towards me
  1897. May 06 19:48:52 <Uncanny>   I said what people told me to say
  1898. May 06 19:48:53 <pie-chan>  no they werent
  1899. May 06 19:48:56 <Rizon> You have no proof that they were directed at anyone, because uncanny was the one that said them.
  1900. May 06 19:48:58 <JoshyKb257>    Uncanny
  1901. May 06 19:49:04 <pie-chan>  haha
  1902. May 06 19:49:10 <pie-chan>  u loser
  1903. May 06 19:49:11 <JoshyKb257>    Say yes to me baby
  1904. May 06 19:49:18 <Uncanny>   SHUT THE HELL UP FLAMEWOLF THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THESE FUCKERS
  1905. May 06 19:49:21 <Rizon> Uncanny is the one who decides who each thing was directed towards.
  1906. May 06 19:49:31 <Rizon> ;-; fine.
  1907. May 06 19:49:36 <JoshyKb257>    Whatavez Rizon
  1908. May 06 19:49:48 *   pie-chan kidnaps Flamewolf
  1909. May 06 19:49:54 <pie-chan>  i'll have him then
  1910. May 06 19:50:00 <pie-chan>  ;P
  1911. May 06 19:50:01 *   JoshyKb257 takes Uncanny up an ally way
  1912. May 06 19:50:15 *   Flamewolf kills pie-chan because fuck you
  1913. May 06 19:50:20 *   JoshyKb257 murders pie-chan and throwas him off a bridge
  1914. May 06 19:50:20 <pie-chan>  ;-;
  1915. May 06 19:50:29 *   pie-chan kidnaps Alguem
  1916. May 06 19:50:35 <JoshyKb257>    lol
  1917. May 06 19:50:39 <pie-chan>  last but not least
  1918. May 06 19:50:48 <Flamewolf> stop highlighting him. seriously.
  1919. May 06 19:50:58 <Rizon> kidnap me again pie-chan i dare you
  1920. May 06 19:51:03 <JoshyKb257>    lol
  1921. May 06 19:51:11 <pie-chan>  who?
  1922. May 06 19:51:21 <pie-chan>  al-guem?
  1923. May 06 19:51:22 <JoshyKb257>    Him you fucking fool
  1924. May 06 19:51:23 <JoshyKb257>    lol
  1925. May 06 19:51:26 <JoshyKb257>    Hesaid
  1926. May 06 19:51:33 <JoshyKb257>    " kidnap me again...."
  1927. May 06 19:51:38 <JoshyKb257>    So another words kidnap Rizon
  1928. May 06 19:51:40 <JoshyKb257>    Lol
  1929. May 06 19:51:41 <JoshyKb257>    Duh
  1930. May 06 19:51:43 *   pie-chan kidnaps rizon...servers
  1931. May 06 19:52:02 <pie-chan>  kekekeke
  1932. May 06 19:52:08 <JoshyKb257>    Wow
  1933. May 06 19:52:16 *   Rizon has kicked pie-chan from #eh (Requested)
  1934. May 06 19:52:17 <JoshyKb257>    Talk about consequenses
  1935. May 06 19:52:23 <JoshyKb257>    Ooooooooh
  1936. May 06 19:52:24 <Flamewolf> *netsplits intensify*
  1937. May 06 19:52:27 *   pie-chan (KiwiIRC@eat.me.and.you.will.die) has joined
  1938. May 06 19:52:27 <Rizon> [pie-chan] YOUR OPINION ONLY MATTERS IF I AGREE WITH IT
  1939. May 06 19:52:27 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to pie-chan
  1940. May 06 19:52:31 <pie-chan>  ;-;
  1941. May 06 19:52:31 <JoshyKb257>    Ooooooooh
  1942. May 06 19:52:39 <pie-chan>  i said rizon servers
  1943. May 06 19:52:44 <pie-chan>  not rizon bot
  1944. May 06 19:53:03 <Flamewolf> *netsplits intensify from kidnapping*
  1945. May 06 19:53:11 <pie-chan>  lol
  1946. May 06 19:53:11 <JoshyKb257>    Hitechcg
  1947. May 06 19:53:13 <JoshyKb257>    Hitechcg
  1948. May 06 19:53:23 <JoshyKb257>    Quotes
  1949. May 06 19:53:36 <Flamewolf> no mass highlighting
  1950. May 06 19:53:41 <JoshyKb257>    Kk
  1951. May 06 19:53:50 <Rizon> hey pie-chan guess what?
  1952. May 06 19:54:06 <pie-chan>  chicken butt?
  1953. May 06 19:54:14 <Rizon> Fuck
  1954. May 06 19:54:14 <Alguem>    cheese lasgna
  1955. May 06 19:54:15 <JoshyKb257>    Thats what pie-chan likes
  1956. May 06 19:54:25 <pie-chan>  kekekeke
  1957. May 06 19:54:37 <pie-chan>  mm lasgna
  1958. May 06 19:54:46 <pie-chan>  or however you spell it
  1959. May 06 19:54:50 <JoshyKb257>    Lasagne* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1960. May 06 19:54:54 <Alguem>    lasagna
  1961. May 06 19:54:56 <Alguem>    LASAGNA
  1962. May 06 19:55:00 <Alguem>    Lasagna
  1963. May 06 19:55:04 <Flamewolf> lasaga
  1964. May 06 19:55:06 <Alguem>    Lasagna.
  1965. May 06 19:55:10 <Alguem>    3 cheese lasagna
  1966. May 06 19:55:18 <JoshyKb257>    Lasagne* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1967. May 06 19:55:20 *   Rizon has kicked Uncanny from #eh (LASAGNA)
  1968. May 06 19:55:21 <Alguem>    thats what I will not eat today
  1969. May 06 19:55:22 <JoshyKb257>    Lasagne* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1970. May 06 19:55:23 <Alguem>    Lsagna
  1971. May 06 19:55:24 *   Uncanny (~Uncanny@wah.wah.wahrio) has joined
  1972. May 06 19:55:24 <Rizon> [Uncanny] I can't believe it's not semen!
  1973. May 06 19:55:24 *   Rizon sets mode +q on #eh Uncanny
  1974. May 06 19:55:24 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Uncanny
  1975. May 06 19:55:25 <Alguem>    LASGNA
  1976. May 06 19:55:29 <Uncanny>   Wtf
  1977. May 06 19:55:30 <Alguem>    LASAGNA
  1978. May 06 19:55:33 <Uncanny>   Why rizon
  1979. May 06 19:55:33 <pie-chan>  laysagna
  1980. May 06 19:55:39 <Alguem>    LASAGNA
  1981. May 06 19:55:43 <pie-chan>  lacesgna
  1982. May 06 19:55:43 <Alguem>    Uncanny: just...
  1983. May 06 19:55:45 <Alguem>    LASAGNA
  1984. May 06 19:55:46 <Rizon> because fuck you.
  1985. May 06 19:55:50 <Uncanny>   Lasagna
  1986. May 06 19:55:54 <Alguem>    yeah
  1987. May 06 19:55:59 <Uncanny>   O_o
  1988. May 06 19:56:04 <Uncanny>   Y u do dis
  1989. May 06 19:56:08 <pie-chan>  .d lasagna
  1990. May 06 19:56:08 <Internets> Error: invalid format
  1991. May 06 19:56:10 *   Uncanny fucks back
  1992. May 06 19:56:11 <pie-chan>  oh
  1993. May 06 19:56:17 <pie-chan>  .g lasagna
  1994. May 06 19:56:17 <Rizon> ... Oh.
  1995. May 06 19:56:19 <Alguem>    xeroxBot: yt lasagna
  1996. May 06 19:56:20 <xeroxBot>  (Alguem) Lasagna Recipe - Beef & Cheese Lasagna - Christmas Lasagna Recipe - length 6m 14s - 24,966 likes, 699 dislikes (97.3%) - 2,815,682 views - Food Wishes on 2010.12.20 - http://youtu.be/BFrkRFgHLVk
  1997. May 06 19:56:26 <pie-chan>  f u too internets
  1998. May 06 19:56:31 <Alguem>    Lasagna
  1999. May 06 19:56:31 <pie-chan>  ohhh
  2000. May 06 19:56:38 <JoshyKb257>    .g lasagne
  2001. May 06 19:56:46 <JoshyKb257>    .g lasagne
  2002. May 06 19:56:47 <pie-chan>  how the hell did the convo end up here?
  2003. May 06 19:56:53 <pie-chan>  i blame Alguem
  2004. May 06 19:56:54 <Rizon> hey guys! I am a nigger!
  2005. May 06 19:56:56 <Alguem>    xeroxBot: yt lasagne
  2006. May 06 19:56:57 <xeroxBot>  (Alguem) Gennaro’s Family Lasagne - length 5m 3s - 11,695 likes, 83 dislikes (99.3%) - 720,302 views - Jamie Oliver on 2015.01.03 - http://youtu.be/x64gbjmtnHM
  2007. May 06 19:57:13 <pie-chan>  oh
  2008. May 06 19:57:13 <Alguem>    I will be going again seeyou
  2009. May 06 19:57:19 <Rizon> Yes you are, uncanny.
  2010. May 06 19:57:20 <pie-chan>  which is it?
  2011. May 06 19:57:20 <JoshyKb257>    traa
  2012. May 06 19:58:02 <Rizon> ;-(
  2013. May 06 19:58:02 <Alguem>    Wait
  2014. May 06 19:58:08 <Alguem>    I just ralize that I have nothing to do now
  2015. May 06 19:58:09 <Alguem>    realize
  2016. May 06 19:58:10 <Alguem>    lol
  2017. May 06 19:58:12 <pie-chan>  wow
  2018. May 06 19:58:13 <Rizon> Rekt.
  2019. May 06 19:58:18 <Alguem>    just installWINDOWS on a computer
  2020. May 06 19:58:20 <Uncanny>   CONGRATULATIONS!
  2021. May 06 19:58:21 <pie-chan>  =rekt Alguem
  2022. May 06 19:58:21 *   xeroxBot watches while Alguem gets chased around Fort Knox while they have a roll of duct tape rammed up their ass as they get hit by a truck and slammed into misplaced tree <<< <<< < < < R E K T > > > >>> >>>
  2023. May 06 19:58:22 <Alguem>    that is near me
  2024. May 06 19:58:25 <Alguem>    but my WORK IS DONE
  2025. May 06 19:58:34 <Alguem>    (for now)
  2026. May 06 19:58:37 <Alguem>    YAYYYYYYYYYYYY
  2027. May 06 19:58:39 <Alguem>    DUDE
  2028. May 06 19:58:40 <Alguem>    WHAT
  2029. May 06 19:58:41 <Alguem>    I have no work
  2030. May 06 19:58:45 <Alguem>    but install windows
  2031. May 06 19:58:49 <Alguem>    thats so weird
  2032. May 06 19:59:00 <Alguem>    not even to talk to a chinese person or whatever
  2033. May 06 19:59:12 <Alguem>    well
  2034. May 06 19:59:16 <Uncanny>   Why would you need to talk to a chinese person
  2035. May 06 19:59:20 <Alguem>    a 3 cheese lasagna would be incredible nice now
  2036. May 06 19:59:20 <Flamewolf> business
  2037. May 06 19:59:25 <Uncanny>   Hey
  2038. May 06 19:59:30 <Alguem>    Uncanny: many times I need to talk to chinese people
  2039. May 06 19:59:34 <pie-chan>  *lasagne
  2040. May 06 19:59:38 <Alguem>    lasagna
  2041. May 06 19:59:49 <JoshyKb257>    lasagne*
  2042. May 06 19:59:55 <Alguem>    lasagna
  2043. May 06 19:59:58 <JoshyKb257>    lasagne*
  2044. May 06 20:00:06 <pie-chan>  *pasta
  2045. May 06 20:00:09 <Alguem>    the italian brothers of the rrestaurant I eat
  2046. May 06 20:00:10 <pie-chan>  there.
  2047. May 06 20:00:10 <Alguem>    call it
  2048. May 06 20:00:12 <Alguem>    LASAGNA
  2049. May 06 20:00:13 <Alguem>    so
  2050. May 06 20:00:15 <Alguem>    I WILL CALL IT LASAGNA
  2051. May 06 20:00:16 <pie-chan>  NO
  2052. May 06 20:00:19 <Alguem>    LASAGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  2053. May 06 20:00:24 <Alguem>    LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  2054. May 06 20:00:28 <pie-chan>  =rekt restaurant
  2055. May 06 20:00:28 <JoshyKb257>    We're not italian
  2056. May 06 20:00:28 *   xeroxBot watches as restaurant gets whacked on the head with an old television as they drive around Area 51 at a Skrebby speed of 120 rounds per minute straight into a misplaced steel figure of Chuck Norris < < < R E K T > > >
  2057. May 06 20:00:32 <JoshyKb257>    lasagne*
  2058. May 06 20:00:42 <Alguem>    LASAGNA
  2059. May 06 20:01:23 <pie-chan>  NO
  2060. May 06 20:01:31 <pie-chan>  LASAGNE
  2061. May 06 20:02:01 <Alguem>    you can go and eat
  2062. May 06 20:02:01 <Alguem>    your
  2063. May 06 20:02:04 <Alguem>    LASGNAE
  2064. May 06 20:02:11 <Alguem>    BUT I WILL EAT MY LASAGNA!!!!!!!!!
  2065. May 06 20:02:15 <Flamewolf> ._.
  2066. May 06 20:02:22 <pie-chan>  *lasagne
  2067. May 06 20:02:33 *   Alguem goes to eat lasagna
  2068. May 06 20:02:37 *   Alguem actually dont go
  2069. May 06 20:02:41 *   Alguem dont have money for that today
  2070. May 06 20:02:48 <pie-chan>  *goes to eat lasagne
  2071. May 06 20:03:41 <Alguem>    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lasagne
  2072. May 06 20:03:44 <Alguem>    I found the truth
  2073. May 06 20:03:45 <Alguem>    JUST READ IT
  2074. May 06 20:03:55 <Alguem>    I WAS RIGHT
  2075. May 06 20:04:00 <Alguem>    REK YEAH LASAGNA
  2076. May 06 20:04:00 <pie-chan>  ohh
  2077. May 06 20:04:09 <pie-chan>  nope u wrong still
  2078. May 06 20:04:13 <Alguem>    " the singular "lasagna", can also refer to a dish made with several layers of lasagne sheets alternated with sauces and various other ingredients."
  2079. May 06 20:04:18 <pie-chan>  its wiki they lie
  2080. May 06 20:04:21 <Alguem>    Im talking about this dish
  2081. May 06 20:04:23 <pie-chan>  WIKI
  2082. May 06 20:04:23 <Alguem>    LASGNA
  2083. May 06 20:04:25 <Alguem>    LASAGNA
  2084. May 06 20:04:26 <pie-chan>  WIKI
  2085. May 06 20:04:46 <Alguem>    http://allrecipes.com/recipes/502/main-dish/pasta/lasagna/
  2086. May 06 20:04:49 <Alguem>    more lasagna
  2087. May 06 20:04:50 <Alguem>    take a look
  2088. May 06 20:04:51 <pie-chan>  lies
  2089. May 06 20:04:57 <pie-chan>  >.<
  2090. May 06 20:04:59 <Alguem>    LASAGNA EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2091. May 06 20:05:08 <pie-chan>  nooo
  2092. May 06 20:05:22 <Alguem>    the truth has be truthed and nothing can be done
  2093. May 06 20:05:31 <pie-chan>  http://grammarist.com/spelling/lasagna-lasagne/
  2094. May 06 20:05:37 <pie-chan>  here u dumdum
  2095. May 06 20:06:08 <Alguem>    yeah
  2096. May 06 20:06:10 <Alguem>    its just saying
  2097. May 06 20:06:11 <Alguem>    Im right
  2098. May 06 20:06:18 *   Alguem so right
  2099. May 06 20:06:28 *   Alguem is so right that he is turning into Trump
  2100. May 06 20:06:31 <pie-chan>  English speakers from outside North America usually use lasagne.
  2101. May 06 20:06:33 <Alguem>    RIGHT WING
  2102. May 06 20:06:33 <Flamewolf> oh god
  2103. May 06 20:06:34 <pie-chan>  ^^
  2104. May 06 20:06:43 *   Ascii (~Ascii@I.belong.to.End3r.bitches) has joined
  2105. May 06 20:06:43 *   Rizon gives voice to Ascii
  2106. May 06 20:06:47 <Alguem>    ALGUEM GET OUT OF MY USA
  2107. May 06 20:06:48 <pie-chan>  so mericans can suck it
  2108. May 06 20:06:49 <Alguem>    OK
  2109. May 06 20:06:58 *   Alguem gets out USA
  2110. May 06 20:07:05 <Flamewolf> brb
  2111. May 06 20:07:10 *   Alguem realizes he was never there actually
  2112. May 06 20:07:24 <pie-chan>  yeah so u should use lasagne
  2113. May 06 20:07:32 <Alguem>    ok
  2114. May 06 20:07:34 <Alguem>    Lasagna.
  2115. May 06 20:07:57 <pie-chan>  T_T
  2116. May 06 20:08:03 *   pie-chan glares at Alguem
  2117. May 06 20:08:09 <Alguem>    lets talk about another <lasagna> thing1
  2118. May 06 20:08:14 <Alguem>    <lasagna)
  2119. May 06 20:08:23 <Alguem>    (im sending subliminal messages)
  2120. May 06 20:08:26 <Alguem>    (lasagna)
  2121. May 06 20:08:34 *   Flamewolf has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  2122. May 06 20:08:36 <Alguem>    how are yo<lasagna>u today, pie-chan?
  2123. May 06 20:08:52 <Alguem>    why did you become a pie?
  2124. May 06 20:08:56 *   pie-chan resists
  2125. May 06 20:09:13 <pie-chan>  um cause every1 kept eating ramen
  2126. May 06 20:09:26 <Alguem>    well
  2127. May 06 20:09:26 *   Flamewolf (KiwiIRC@Rizon-6390DBED.dhcp.psdschools.org) has joined
  2128. May 06 20:09:29 *   Rizon sets mode +a on #eh Flamewolf
  2129. May 06 20:09:29 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Flamewolf
  2130. May 06 20:09:32 <Alguem>    people likes to eat pies too
  2131. May 06 20:09:35 <Alguem>    apple pie
  2132. May 06 20:09:42 <Alguem>    I never ate an apple pie
  2133. May 06 20:09:44 <Alguem>    but I would love.
  2134. May 06 20:09:45 *   Rizon sets mode +q on #eh Flamewolf
  2135. May 06 20:10:01 <Flamewolf> .seen matthewwong
  2136. May 06 20:10:01 <Rizon> I don't know who matthewwong is.
  2137. May 06 20:10:12 <Flamewolf> heh.
  2138. May 06 20:10:35 *   Skrubs_ has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
  2139. May 06 20:10:47 <Flamewolf> Welp.
  2140. May 06 20:10:54 <Alguem>    .seen Matthewong
  2141. May 06 20:10:54 <Rizon> I don't know who Matthewong is.
  2142. May 06 20:10:55 <Flamewolf> I just tried to join #matthew
  2143. May 06 20:10:59 <Flamewolf> I'm banned.
  2144. May 06 20:11:06 <Alguem>    .seen MatthewWong
  2145. May 06 20:11:06 <Rizon> I don't know who MatthewWong is.
  2146. May 06 20:11:16 <Alguem>    @seen MatthewWong
  2147. May 06 20:11:16 <ChanStat>  MatthewWong (KiwiIRC@Rizon-70C43D4E.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) was last seen quitting for "Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client" on Fri May 6 15:33:05 2016 UTC (1 hour, 39 minutes, 15 seconds ago)
  2148. May 06 20:11:18 <pie-chan>  im there
  2149. May 06 20:11:20 <pie-chan>  XD
  2150. May 06 20:11:23 <Flamewolf> and?
  2151. May 06 20:11:25 <pie-chan>  now i left
  2152. May 06 20:11:36 <Alguem>    look there  Flamewolf
  2153. May 06 20:11:37 <Flamewolf> hold up. ima send him a new memo.
  2154. May 06 20:11:40 <Alguem>    ChanStat found him
  2155. May 06 20:11:55 <Alguem>    <lasagna>
  2156. May 06 20:12:19 <Flamewolf> aaand sent.
  2157. May 06 20:13:05 <Flamewolf> Hey pie. any ops in that channel that i could PM?
  2158. May 06 20:13:46 <Alguem>    "Welcome to Matthew Wong's official channel. Rules: Don't trash the channel, always listen to the founder, ask before performing critcal actions, no swearing, and have fun."
  2159. May 06 20:13:47 <Alguem>    lol
  2160. May 06 20:13:51 <Alguem>    Flamewolf: I think no
  2161. May 06 20:13:55 <Flamewolf> Ahh.
  2162. May 06 20:14:01 <pie-chan>  nope
  2163. May 06 20:14:09 <pie-chan>  just a room full of bots
  2164. May 06 20:14:12 <pie-chan>  like Alguem
  2165. May 06 20:14:12 <Flamewolf> welp. now i wait for a response memo.
  2166. May 06 20:14:27 *   pie-chan has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  2167. May 06 20:14:27 <Flamewolf> But i feel like a deal could be worked out.
  2168. May 06 20:14:39 <Alguem>    what happend?
  2169. May 06 20:14:46 <Alguem>    Flamewolf: I just wwanna say
  2170. May 06 20:14:55 <Alguem>    I think my brother would like to meet you
  2171. May 06 20:14:57 <Alguem>    lol
  2172. May 06 20:14:59 <Flamewolf> Well, alguem, matthewwong is a very annoying person on IRC.
  2173. May 06 20:15:10 <Alguem>    do you have a minecraft video that is short and fun
  2174. May 06 20:15:13 <Alguem>    that I can show to him
  2175. May 06 20:15:20 <Alguem>    (I will need to translate it)
  2176. May 06 20:15:21 <Flamewolf> Do you mind language?
  2177. May 06 20:15:30 <Alguem>    dude, I dont know why but my brother loves minecraft
  2178. May 06 20:15:36 <Flamewolf> Hold up, alguem
  2179. May 06 20:15:37 <Alguem>    oh well, I will not translate the bad language
  2180. May 06 20:15:39 <Alguem>    lol
  2181. May 06 20:15:43 <Flamewolf> Ok. 1 minute.
  2182. May 06 20:16:18 <Flamewolf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9acwdHCZLo
  2183. May 06 20:19:16 *   pie-chan (KiwiIRC@eat.me.and.you.will.die) has joined
  2184. May 06 20:19:16 <Rizon> [pie-chan] YOUR OPINION ONLY MATTERS IF I AGREE WITH IT
  2185. May 06 20:19:16 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to pie-chan
  2186. May 06 20:19:21 <Ascii> Good Morning pie-chan.
  2187. May 06 20:19:32 <Flamewolf> What did you think of that one, alguem?
  2188. May 06 20:22:34 <Flamewolf> alguem?
  2189. May 06 20:23:04 <pie-chan>  he's DEAD
  2190. May 06 20:23:09 <pie-chan>  mwahahahah
  2191. May 06 20:23:15 <Flamewolf> ;-;
  2192. May 06 20:23:16 <Ascii> Evaluation: PLUM FRESH#%percent£#*#£^!**%percent^@£~.
  2193. May 06 20:26:23 <Flamewolf> .-.
  2194. May 06 20:26:40 <pie-chan>  see?
  2195. May 06 20:26:48 <pie-chan>  hes d to the e to the d
  2196. May 06 20:26:57 <Flamewolf> there should be an a in there
  2197. May 06 20:27:12 <pie-chan>  no he's DED
  2198. May 06 20:27:20 <GodlessCunt>   Flamewolf!
  2199. May 06 20:27:25 <Flamewolf> eh?
  2200. May 06 20:27:34 <Flamewolf> what, GodlessCunt?
  2201. May 06 20:27:39 <GodlessCunt>   dunno
  2202. May 06 20:27:42 <GodlessCunt>   you´re real
  2203. May 06 20:27:43 <Flamewolf> k.
  2204. May 06 20:27:49 <Flamewolf> Yes. im real. why?
  2205. May 06 20:27:51 <GodlessCunt>   at least, I´m 50% certain
  2206. May 06 20:27:52 <pie-chan>  .quote read last
  2207. May 06 20:27:52 <Quotes>    [Quote] last does not exist!
  2208. May 06 20:27:55 <pie-chan>  mh
  2209. May 06 20:27:59 <Flamewolf> .quote read 32
  2210. May 06 20:27:59 <Quotes>    [Quote] #32 added by Flamewolf 3 days 20 hours 52 minutes 33 seconds ago.
  2211. May 06 20:27:59 <Quotes>    [Quote] [20:46:07] <Olivia> did u guys change or something?     [20:46:09] <worstwish> yes.     [20:46:11] <worstwish> we missed you alot     [20:46:14] <worstwish> we wont speak gross now     [20:46:16] <worstwish> we changed     [20:46:23] <~Rizon> Penis.     [20:46:37] <Olivia> REALLY Rizon
  2212. May 06 20:28:07 <pie-chan>  .quote read 50
  2213. May 06 20:28:08 <Quotes>    [Quote] 50 does not exist!
  2214. May 06 20:28:13 <Flamewolf> .quote last
  2215. May 06 20:28:13 <Quotes>    [Quote] #36 added by ramen-chan 5 hours 3 minutes 51 seconds ago.
  2216. May 06 20:28:13 <Quotes>    [Quote] <@ramen-chan>=rekt GodlessCunt <8:23:16 AM>* xeroxBot watches as GodlessCunt gets hit on the head with a fire extinguisher as they drive around Fort Knox at a shitty speed of 120 victims per hour straight into a misplaced mail box < < < R E K T > > > <8:23:18 AM><@ramen-chan>:P <8:23:20 AM><Ascii>I'd =rekt his godlesscunt
  2217. May 06 20:28:29 <Flamewolf> why would i not be real, GodlessCunt?
  2218. May 06 20:28:35 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t know, we had some misunderstandings and your nick got mentioned quite frequently
  2219. May 06 20:28:45 <GodlessCunt>   no worries though, we got through it like proper adults on the internet :)
  2220. May 06 20:28:45 <pie-chan>  lol
  2221. May 06 20:28:49 <pie-chan>  XD
  2222. May 06 20:28:55 <Flamewolf> Misunderstandings? What happened while i was gone?
  2223. May 06 20:29:12 <Flamewolf> why did people think i wasn't real?
  2224. May 06 20:29:14 <GodlessCunt>   BobbyDickface banned me a bit
  2225. May 06 20:29:21 <GodlessCunt>   because I was ´´odd´´ 0.o
  2226. May 06 20:29:35 <Flamewolf> .-.
  2227. May 06 20:29:40 <Flamewolf> We're all odd here. watch.
  2228. May 06 20:29:48 *   Rizon has kicked pie-chan from #eh (Penis)
  2229. May 06 20:29:54 <GodlessCunt>   I like odd
  2230. May 06 20:30:00 <GodlessCunt>   gives some spice to your existence
  2231. May 06 20:30:01 <Flamewolf> k.
  2232. May 06 20:30:02 *   pie-chan (KiwiIRC@eat.me.and.you.will.die) has joined
  2233. May 06 20:30:03 <Rizon> [pie-chan] YOUR OPINION ONLY MATTERS IF I AGREE WITH IT
  2234. May 06 20:30:03 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to pie-chan
  2235. May 06 20:30:04 <pie-chan>  ;-;
  2236. May 06 20:30:08 <pie-chan>  i watched
  2237. May 06 20:30:08 <Flamewolf> srry pier
  2238. May 06 20:30:10 <Flamewolf> pie*
  2239. May 06 20:30:15 <pie-chan>  then got kicked
  2240. May 06 20:30:29 <GodlessCunt>   you do have to understand
  2241. May 06 20:30:40 <GodlessCunt>   it´s one thing to be kicked or banned by a ´´Flamewolf´´
  2242. May 06 20:30:43 <GodlessCunt>   that sounds badass
  2243. May 06 20:30:52 <GodlessCunt>   getting banned by BobbyDickface
  2244. May 06 20:30:56 <GodlessCunt>   on the other hand..
  2245. May 06 20:31:18 <pie-chan>  lol
  2246. May 06 20:31:45 <Flamewolf> heh
  2247. May 06 20:32:01 <Uncanny>   !logs
  2248. May 06 20:32:05 <Uncanny>   .logs
  2249. May 06 20:32:06 *   Rizon sets mode -q on #eh Flamewolf
  2250. May 06 20:32:10 <Uncanny>   !log
  2251. May 06 20:32:10 *   Rizon sets mode -a on #eh Flamewolf
  2252. May 06 20:32:14 <Uncanny>   Nope
  2253. May 06 20:32:19 *   Rizon removes channel operator status from Flamewolf
  2254. May 06 20:32:19 -Rizon/#eh- DEOP command used for Flamewolf by Flamewolf
  2255. May 06 20:32:30 *   Rizon gives voice to Flamewolf
  2256. May 06 20:32:37 <Uncanny>   Can everyone see that?
  2257. May 06 20:32:37 <Flamewolf> .-.
  2258. May 06 20:32:45 <pie-chan>  si
  2259. May 06 20:32:47 <Flamewolf> the deop thing? only ops can
  2260. May 06 20:32:48 <Uncanny>   1:33 PM <Rizon> DEOP command used for Flamewolf by Flamewolf
  2261. May 06 20:32:51 <Uncanny>   This
  2262. May 06 20:32:57 <Flamewolf> only other ops.
  2263. May 06 20:33:04 <pie-chan>  i can
  2264. May 06 20:33:16 <GodlessCunt>   I already made a post at grinder, Flamewolf
  2265. May 06 20:33:20 <Uncanny>   GodlessCunt: could you see it?
  2266. May 06 20:33:26 <GodlessCunt>   so everyone knows that BobbyDickface is a prick
  2267. May 06 20:33:26 <Flamewolf> ok. can you post a link
  2268. May 06 20:33:29 <GodlessCunt>   and doesn´t suck back
  2269. May 06 20:33:51 <Flamewolf> i want to see what the hell happened.
  2270. May 06 20:34:00 <Uncanny>   http://chanstat.net/logs/rizon/8tI0Gw2WAk/%23eh/
  2271. May 06 20:34:00 *   pie-chan has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  2272. May 06 20:34:04 <Uncanny>   Here
  2273. May 06 20:34:11 <Flamewolf> thanks
  2274. May 06 20:34:28 <GodlessCunt>   I actually didn´t do anything
  2275. May 06 20:34:30 <GodlessCunt>   which is quite odd
  2276. May 06 20:35:25 <Flamewolf> [23:10] <@Skrubs_> Hi
  2277. May 06 20:35:26 <Flamewolf> [23:11] foreverWIP (~foreverWI@but.it.refused) joined #eh.
  2278. May 06 20:35:26 <Flamewolf> [23:11] <foreverWIP> sup
  2279. May 06 20:35:26 <Flamewolf> [23:11] <@Skrubs_> Hi
  2280. May 06 20:35:26 <Flamewolf> [23:11] foreverWIP (~foreverWI@but.it.refused) left #eh.
  2281. May 06 20:35:27 <Flamewolf> lol
  2282. May 06 20:36:20 *   Alguem has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  2283. May 06 20:36:24 <Flamewolf> when was this argument?
  2284. May 06 20:36:25 <Uncanny>   Lol
  2285. May 06 20:36:32 <Uncanny>   Last night
  2286. May 06 20:36:37 <Flamewolf> wait. think i found it
  2287. May 06 20:36:40 <GodlessCunt>   daddy´s home, BobbyDickface
  2288. May 06 20:36:40 <Uncanny>   Around 2 in the morning
  2289. May 06 20:36:44 <GodlessCunt>   and now you´re in trouble
  2290. May 06 20:37:22 <GodlessCunt>   just don´t do anything to him
  2291. May 06 20:37:29 <GodlessCunt>   me being here is a punishment enough
  2292. May 06 20:37:34 <Flamewolf> o_o wtf happened between you and sarang, godless.
  2293. May 06 20:37:47 <GodlessCunt>   it got odd quite fast
  2294. May 06 20:38:21 <GodlessCunt>   she asked me how old I am
  2295. May 06 20:38:25 <Flamewolf> uncanny complaining about unsweetened cereal...
  2296. May 06 20:38:34 <Uncanny>   Yes
  2297. May 06 20:38:46 <GodlessCunt>   fuck unsweetened cereal
  2298. May 06 20:38:53 <GodlessCunt>   that´s just having a laugh at us
  2299. May 06 20:38:57 <Uncanny>   ^
  2300. May 06 20:39:06 <Uncanny>   Cereal is very important
  2301. May 06 20:39:12 <GodlessCunt>   I concur
  2302. May 06 20:39:16 <Flamewolf> think i found it. gimme some time
  2303. May 06 20:39:24 <Uncanny>   Yes it is long
  2304. May 06 20:39:39 <Flamewolf> That was not a ban. it was a kick.
  2305. May 06 20:39:39 <GodlessCunt>   you will get some WW2 stories
  2306. May 06 20:39:43 <GodlessCunt>   skip those, please
  2307. May 06 20:39:59 <Uncanny>   No dont
  2308. May 06 20:40:02 <GodlessCunt>   read further
  2309. May 06 20:40:07 <Uncanny>   Read everything
  2310. May 06 20:40:21 <GodlessCunt>   there was a kick
  2311. May 06 20:40:23 <GodlessCunt>   and then a ban
  2312. May 06 20:40:30 <Rizon> Will someone PLEASE cut off my penis?
  2313. May 06 20:40:30 <GodlessCunt>   when I called his manhood into question
  2314. May 06 20:40:40 <Uncanny>   Whose manhood
  2315. May 06 20:40:49 <GodlessCunt>   BobbyDickface´s
  2316. May 06 20:40:49 *   You have been kicked from #eh by Rizon (Watch your language!)
  2317. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri May 06 20:40:49 2016
  2318.  
  2319. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri May 06 20:40:55 2016
  2320.  
  2321. May 06 20:40:55 *   Now talking on #eh
  2322. May 06 20:40:55 *   Topic for #eh is: Welcome to #Eh, the finest on channel Rizon. Meet some new people, talk to Ascii, and get kicked for saying badwords :) • http://pastebin.com/gMTLyweW • #eh, also on irc.xerox.us.to (port 6667) • Rules: pastebin.com/raw/Q3G0ir9B • like IRC Radio? Join #purgatory today and keep it loud and locked! | http://www.strawpoll.me/10130166
  2323. May 06 20:40:55 *   Topic for #eh set by BryceBall!uid138696@wah.wah.wahrio (Thu May 05 00:03:54 2016)
  2324. May 06 20:41:19 <Uncanny>   Heh
  2325. May 06 20:41:24 <Ascii> :>
  2326. May 06 20:41:27 <GodlessCunt>   and what´s with the language shit?
  2327. May 06 20:41:33 <Flamewolf> "ban calls the police!"
  2328. May 06 20:41:40 <Flamewolf> "kick IS the police!"
  2329. May 06 20:41:40 <Uncanny>   Badwords list
  2330. May 06 20:41:52 <GodlessCunt>   I am from Eastern Europe
  2331. May 06 20:41:55 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t call the police
  2332. May 06 20:41:59 <GodlessCunt>   I deal with matters on my own
  2333. May 06 20:42:05 <GodlessCunt>   that´s not a joke
  2334. May 06 20:43:26 <Flamewolf> ... not seeing an argument about whether or not i exist.
  2335. May 06 20:43:33 <Flamewolf> can you tell me around what time it was?
  2336. May 06 20:43:38 <Ascii> this evening
  2337. May 06 20:43:48 <Uncanny>   Thanks ascii
  2338. May 06 20:43:50 <Flamewolf> ...
  2339. May 06 20:43:53 <Ascii> my pleasure
  2340. May 06 20:43:56 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t keep logs
  2341. May 06 20:44:02 <GodlessCunt>   it´s for your safety as much as mine
  2342. May 06 20:44:06 <GodlessCunt>   fucking NSA
  2343. May 06 20:44:43 <Flamewolf> .-.
  2344. May 06 20:44:52 *   Uncanny has kicked Flamewolf from #eh (This kick has been brought to you by NUTMAN. Please come back i want you as owner right beside me baby)
  2345. May 06 20:45:52 *   Flamewolf (KiwiIRC@Derping.around.since.fuck.you.thats.when) has joined
  2346. May 06 20:45:52 <Rizon> [Flamewolf] H̵̨͙́ͭ́͞e̘y ̷͇͚̲̥̞ͮ̾̇ͩg̨̗͈̭͋̌̔͟͠ṷ͔͒͂̚y̶̠͙͛̀͌s͉̠ ̢̬͉̳̉ͨ͊͌ḿ̛̳̦͖͓̀͐̂͡y͚̦̗̞ͨͥ̃͊̚͘ ̯̖̑c͍̺̈́͆̀̕͝o̱̳̬͗̃̊́ͬ͢m̭p̢̧̘͕̾ͮut̨̻e̱̠̖̽ͅr̷̬͗ͣ͐ ẖ̵̳͆͐ͮͮa̱̍͋s̠̤ͨ͠͡ ͬa͉͒ ̴̨̪̤̝͈͐ͨ̓̇v̞̝̘̩̙̋͆iͫrus̪͏̛̜̺͕̝̽ͤ̀
  2347. May 06 20:45:52 *   Rizon sets mode +q on #eh Flamewolf
  2348. May 06 20:45:52 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Flamewolf
  2349. May 06 20:46:02 <Flamewolf> Uncanny, there's this thing called .sync
  2350. May 06 20:46:07 <Uncanny>   No
  2351. May 06 20:46:15 <Ascii> "welcome" to our next contestant, Flamewolf!
  2352. May 06 20:46:16 <Flamewolf> what?
  2353. May 06 20:46:20 <Uncanny>   No such thing exists
  2354. May 06 20:46:26 <Uncanny>   There is only kick
  2355. May 06 20:46:29 <Uncanny>   And NUTS
  2356. May 06 20:46:32 <Flamewolf> .-.
  2357. May 06 20:46:39 <Flamewolf> i gotta ask.
  2358. May 06 20:47:13 <GodlessCunt>   o.0
  2359. May 06 20:47:21 <Flamewolf> Who the fuck says "You're" in place of "you are" in the sentence: "I dont give a fuck who you're"
  2360. May 06 20:47:40 <Flamewolf> Cause that's not even close to being grammatically correct
  2361. May 06 20:47:53 <GodlessCunt>   it´s not?
  2362. May 06 20:47:57 <Flamewolf> You're is used for things like "You're going to that one place!" "
  2363. May 06 20:48:05 <Flamewolf> Or "You're supposed to be over there"
  2364. May 06 20:48:09 <GodlessCunt>   I think those you can just change as you please
  2365. May 06 20:48:18 <GodlessCunt>   meaning it´s a shortcut in the English language
  2366. May 06 20:48:20 <GodlessCunt>   you are
  2367. May 06 20:48:23 <GodlessCunt>   and you´re
  2368. May 06 20:48:25 <Flamewolf> Not " who you are."
  2369. May 06 20:48:27 <Flamewolf> Godless.
  2370. May 06 20:48:31 <GodlessCunt>   does it depend on the context?
  2371. May 06 20:48:39 <Flamewolf> Yes, it does
  2372. May 06 20:48:45 <GodlessCunt>   fuck me sideways
  2373. May 06 20:48:54 <Flamewolf> Different words mean different things in the context of the sentence.
  2374. May 06 20:49:03 <GodlessCunt>   that´s news to me
  2375. May 06 20:49:26 <Flamewolf> Probably is, since english isn't your first language.
  2376. May 06 20:49:32 <Flamewolf> anyways, back to searching
  2377. May 06 20:50:56 <Flamewolf> .-. The US has technically been invaded before
  2378. May 06 20:50:59 <Flamewolf> War of 1812.
  2379. May 06 20:51:11 <Uncanny>   Pearl Harbor
  2380. May 06 20:51:15 <Ascii> wave of doom
  2381. May 06 20:51:19 <Ascii> Pearl Harbor... Parbor
  2382. May 06 20:51:25 <Uncanny>   GodlessCunt: wanna know what i found?
  2383. May 06 20:51:38 <Uncanny>   CORN POPS
  2384. May 06 20:51:42 <Ascii> :O
  2385. May 06 20:51:46 <Flamewolf> not the conversation about me not existing
  2386. May 06 20:51:59 <Uncanny>   Ctrl f
  2387. May 06 20:52:02 <Uncanny>   Word
  2388. May 06 20:52:04 <Uncanny>   Flamewolf
  2389. May 06 20:52:08 <GodlessCunt>   I have heard of corn pops
  2390. May 06 20:52:14 <GodlessCunt>   just don´t have any idea what that is
  2391. May 06 20:52:17 <Uncanny>   But that never happened i dont think
  2392. May 06 20:52:58 <GodlessCunt>   Pearl Harbor?
  2393. May 06 20:53:04 <Flamewolf> No mention of me until i logged in for the first time today.
  2394. May 06 20:53:04 <GodlessCunt>   niggas had no idea what they are fucking with
  2395. May 06 20:53:12 <GodlessCunt>   after Hiroshima and Nagasaki they got the point
  2396. May 06 20:53:28 <Flamewolf> But anyways.
  2397. May 06 20:53:29 <Uncanny>   Yes
  2398. May 06 20:53:32 <Uncanny>   AMERICA
  2399. May 06 20:53:43 <Uncanny>   LAND OF THE FREE AND COCOA PUFFS
  2400. May 06 20:53:56 <Flamewolf> ._.
  2401. May 06 20:54:00 <GodlessCunt>   like when Stalin made a deal with the US
  2402. May 06 20:54:05 <GodlessCunt>   if he helps defeating Japan
  2403. May 06 20:54:13 <GodlessCunt>   the US will allow him to keep Eastern Europe
  2404. May 06 20:54:16 <GodlessCunt>   btw, thanks for that
  2405. May 06 20:54:29 <Flamewolf> .sync
  2406. May 06 20:54:29 *   Rizon gives voice to GodlessCunt
  2407. May 06 20:54:39 <GodlessCunt>   50 years of Soviet Communism always gives you perspective
  2408. May 06 20:55:30 <GodlessCunt>   I just love how these students
  2409. May 06 20:55:38 <GodlessCunt>   rally around the idea as if it´s a gift to humanity
  2410. May 06 20:55:47 <GodlessCunt>   SJWs, feminists and so forth
  2411. May 06 20:56:01 <GodlessCunt>   they couldn´t last a day in the world where my ancestors lived
  2412. May 06 20:56:04 <Flamewolf> Fuck SJWs.
  2413. May 06 20:56:26 <GodlessCunt>   trading booze stamps with a neighbor
  2414. May 06 20:56:32 <GodlessCunt>   so you can feed your children
  2415. May 06 20:56:50 <GodlessCunt>   that´s the USSR
  2416. May 06 20:57:39 <Uncanny>   .fml
  2417. May 06 20:57:39 <Internets> [fml #6242295] Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML
  2418. May 06 20:58:01 *   Alguem (~qwebirc@4F24D55C.B89B53E6.3E913CC4.IP) has joined
  2419. May 06 20:58:14 <GodlessCunt>   Alguem!
  2420. May 06 20:58:16 *   Rizon sets mode +a on #eh Alguem
  2421. May 06 20:58:16 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Alguem
  2422. May 06 21:00:22 *   Skrubs_ (Skrubs_@You.Are.A.Skrub) has joined
  2423. May 06 21:00:22 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Skrubs_
  2424. May 06 21:00:56 <Uncanny>   ^
  2425. May 06 21:00:59 <Uncanny>   ALGUEM
  2426. May 06 21:03:56 <Alguem>    Flamewolf: !!
  2427. May 06 21:03:56 <Alguem>    sorry
  2428. May 06 21:04:01 <Alguem>    I closed the browser
  2429. May 06 21:04:07 <Flamewolf> ?
  2430. May 06 21:04:08 <Alguem>    if you sent me a link I did not see it
  2431. May 06 21:04:11 <Flamewolf> oh. XD
  2432. May 06 21:04:11 <Alguem>    hello Uncanny
  2433. May 06 21:04:36 <Uncanny>   ^^
  2434. May 06 21:04:41 <Flamewolf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9acwdHCZLo
  2435. May 06 21:05:06 <Flamewolf> brb
  2436. May 06 21:06:31 *   Flamewolf has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  2437. May 06 21:07:23 *   Flamewolf (KiwiIRC@Rizon-6390DBED.dhcp.psdschools.org) has joined
  2438. May 06 21:07:25 *   Rizon sets mode +a on #eh Flamewolf
  2439. May 06 21:07:25 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Flamewolf
  2440. May 06 21:08:13 *   Rizon sets mode +q on #eh Flamewolf
  2441. May 06 21:08:14 <Flamewolf> back
  2442. May 06 21:18:34 <Uncanny>   Hey Alguem
  2443. May 06 21:18:40 <Uncanny>   Guesswhat
  2444. May 06 21:20:00 <Uncanny>   Bacrown is back
  2445. May 06 21:24:33 <JoshyKb257>    Heyy
  2446. May 06 21:26:51 <Uncanny>   JoshyKb257: i found CORN POPS
  2447. May 06 21:27:00 <Uncanny>   Isnt that great?
  2448. May 06 21:27:04 <JoshyKb257>    Yay
  2449. May 06 21:27:06 <JoshyKb257>    Yup
  2450. May 06 21:27:47 <GodlessCunt>   Gay Thrones are back
  2451. May 06 21:28:00 <Flamewolf> wat?
  2452. May 06 21:28:01 <GodlessCunt>   raise your hand if you only watch it because of the drunkard dwarf
  2453. May 06 21:28:04 <Flamewolf> oh
  2454. May 06 21:28:19 <Flamewolf> i dont watch it at all, tbh.
  2455. May 06 21:28:29 <GodlessCunt>   are you a fag or something?
  2456. May 06 21:28:52 <Flamewolf> i dont watch TV in general. i play games.
  2457. May 06 21:29:03 <GodlessCunt>   fair enough
  2458. May 06 21:29:17 <GodlessCunt>   hard to make time for both, actually
  2459. May 06 21:29:19 <GodlessCunt>   have tried
  2460. May 06 21:29:23 <GodlessCunt>   what kind of games?
  2461. May 06 21:29:45 <Flamewolf> Honestly, i play Minecraft. but other than that, i just play whatever seems interesting at the time.
  2462. May 06 21:30:02 <Uncanny>   Super Smash Bros Melee only for Nintendo Gamecube
  2463. May 06 21:30:07 <Uncanny>   Best game
  2464. May 06 21:30:07 <Flamewolf> i have tf2, gmod, town of salem, who's your daddy, and a lot of others.
  2465. May 06 21:30:07 <Uncanny>   Tbh
  2466. May 06 21:30:29 <Uncanny>   Flamewolf get shower with your dad simulator
  2467. May 06 21:30:34 <Flamewolf> nah
  2468. May 06 21:30:34 <Uncanny>   Great game
  2469. May 06 21:30:48 <Alguem>    whos your daddy
  2470. May 06 21:30:52 <Alguem>    is that the name of a game?
  2471. May 06 21:30:54 <Alguem>    lol
  2472. May 06 21:31:00 <GodlessCunt>   the man who raped my mother
  2473. May 06 21:31:05 <GodlessCunt>   whose yours, Alguem?
  2474. May 06 21:31:09 *   Uncanny is thinking about gettinf it for you for birthday
  2475. May 06 21:31:15 <Uncanny>   Getting
  2476. May 06 21:32:34 <Flamewolf> you dont know my steam name
  2477. May 06 21:32:48 *   ramen-chan (KiwiIRC@eat.me.and.you.will.die) has joined
  2478. May 06 21:32:48 <Rizon> [ramen-chan] YOUR OPINION ONLY MATTERS IF I AGREE WITH IT
  2479. May 06 21:32:48 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to ramen-chan
  2480. May 06 21:32:49 <Uncanny>   I dont even know mine
  2481. May 06 21:32:53 <Ascii> hey ramen-chan
  2482. May 06 21:32:54 <Uncanny>   Been so long
  2483. May 06 21:32:59 <Uncanny>   But
  2484. May 06 21:33:00 <Flamewolf> lol
  2485. May 06 21:33:14 <Uncanny>   If you give me yours i will make a steam account
  2486. May 06 21:33:22 <Uncanny>   And we can shower
  2487. May 06 21:33:26 <ramen-chan>    T_T
  2488. May 06 21:33:26 <Uncanny>   TOGETHER
  2489. May 06 21:33:39 <GodlessCunt>   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOvLoJYTCzw
  2490. May 06 21:33:42 <GodlessCunt>   this man is my hero
  2491. May 06 21:33:43 *   ramen-chan sneaks into Uncanny's shower
  2492. May 06 21:33:50 <ramen-chan>    kekekek
  2493. May 06 21:34:18 <Flamewolf> ._.
  2494. May 06 21:34:20 <Flamewolf> nah
  2495. May 06 21:34:33 <ramen-chan>    aw
  2496. May 06 21:34:38 <ramen-chan>    i wanted a 3some
  2497. May 06 21:34:40 <ramen-chan>    ;-;
  2498. May 06 21:34:53 <GodlessCunt>   did someone say theesome?
  2499. May 06 21:35:15 <ramen-chan>    no
  2500. May 06 21:35:17 <ramen-chan>    4some
  2501. May 06 21:35:29 <GodlessCunt>   4 is a party
  2502. May 06 21:36:28 <ramen-chan>    okay then you leave
  2503. May 06 21:36:32 <ramen-chan>    bye
  2504. May 06 21:36:41 <Flamewolf> yay, channel hit 50 subs. again.
  2505. May 06 21:36:43 <GodlessCunt>   I can´t even watch?
  2506. May 06 21:36:46 <GodlessCunt>   this is bullshit
  2507. May 06 21:36:47 <Flamewolf> for the third time. people keep unsubbing.
  2508. May 06 21:38:24 *   ramen-chan has quit ()
  2509. May 06 21:39:01 <GodlessCunt>   want a subscriber, Flamewolf?
  2510. May 06 21:39:11 <Flamewolf> sure
  2511. May 06 21:39:17 <GodlessCunt>   link link link
  2512. May 06 21:42:04 <Alguem>    I sub you Flamewolf
  2513. May 06 21:42:06 <Flamewolf> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8ptkkR63RVMlLVVpwm7u9g
  2514. May 06 21:42:08 <Alguem>    with my real account
  2515. May 06 21:42:12 <Flamewolf> :D
  2516. May 06 21:42:15 <Alguem>    althought I dont watch the videos lol
  2517. May 06 21:42:18 <Ascii> :>
  2518. May 06 21:42:50 <Flamewolf> ;-;
  2519. May 06 21:42:54 <GodlessCunt>   now you have 51
  2520. May 06 21:42:54 <Flamewolf> you should watch
  2521. May 06 21:42:56 <Flamewolf> and like
  2522. May 06 21:42:58 <Flamewolf> and comment
  2523. May 06 21:42:58 <Alguem>    but the only reason I dont watch
  2524. May 06 21:42:59 <Alguem>    is
  2525. May 06 21:43:00 <Flamewolf> and all that shit
  2526. May 06 21:43:04 <GodlessCunt>   and that´s unnecessarily honest, Alguem
  2527. May 06 21:43:06 <Alguem>    I dont watch gaming videos
  2528. May 06 21:43:07 <Flamewolf> We need feedback, ffs
  2529. May 06 21:43:09 *   WarStarter-mobile has quit (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)
  2530. May 06 21:43:18 <Alguem>    its not that I dont like your videos
  2531. May 06 21:43:23 <Alguem>    I dont watch gaming videos in general
  2532. May 06 21:43:39 <GodlessCunt>   will you at least watch my porn videos, Alguem?
  2533. May 06 21:43:44 <Alguem>    no
  2534. May 06 21:43:49 <GodlessCunt>   ;[
  2535. May 06 21:43:51 <Alguem>    I dont watch pornography.
  2536. May 06 21:43:53 *   Ascii feels GodlessCunt
  2537. May 06 21:44:04 <Alguem>    Flamewolf: if you ride a motorcycle and post a video of it
  2538. May 06 21:44:07 <Alguem>    I will watch
  2539. May 06 21:44:15 <Alguem>    :D
  2540. May 06 21:44:19 <Ascii> :>
  2541. May 06 21:44:20 <GodlessCunt>   what if I have sex on a motorcycle?
  2542. May 06 21:44:22 <GodlessCunt>   checkmate
  2543. May 06 21:44:31 <Alguem>    I will not watch pornography.
  2544. May 06 21:44:47 <GodlessCunt>   you seem to have pretty strong feelings about this
  2545. May 06 21:44:54 <GodlessCunt>   is there something behind that?
  2546. May 06 21:44:56 <Uncanny>   GodlessCunt: alguem is muslim
  2547. May 06 21:45:07 <GodlessCunt>   he´s an idiot then
  2548. May 06 21:45:13 <GodlessCunt>   also means he can´t drink
  2549. May 06 21:45:13 <Uncanny>   Whoa
  2550. May 06 21:45:14 <Uncanny>   No
  2551. May 06 21:45:32 <Flamewolf> ...
  2552. May 06 21:45:39 <Alguem>    anyway, Flamewolf
  2553. May 06 21:45:40 *   You have been kicked from #eh by Rizon (please dont)
  2554. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri May 06 21:45:40 2016
  2555.  
  2556. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri May 06 21:45:50 2016
  2557.  
  2558. May 06 21:45:50 *   Now talking on #eh
  2559. May 06 21:45:50 *   Topic for #eh is: Welcome to #Eh, the finest on channel Rizon. Meet some new people, talk to Ascii, and get kicked for saying badwords :) • http://pastebin.com/gMTLyweW • #eh, also on irc.xerox.us.to (port 6667) • Rules: pastebin.com/raw/Q3G0ir9B • like IRC Radio? Join #purgatory today and keep it loud and locked! | http://www.strawpoll.me/10130166
  2560. May 06 21:45:50 *   Topic for #eh set by BryceBall!uid138696@wah.wah.wahrio (Thu May 05 00:03:54 2016)
  2561. May 06 21:45:51 *   Rizon gives voice to GodlessCunt
  2562. May 06 21:45:52 <Alguem>    lol
  2563. May 06 21:45:55 <Ascii> Good Morning Godlesscunt
  2564. May 06 21:45:56 <Alguem>    he will think it was me that kicked him
  2565. May 06 21:46:00 <GodlessCunt>   see, Alguem?
  2566. May 06 21:46:01 <Alguem>    it wasnt
  2567. May 06 21:46:06 <GodlessCunt>   I can´t even call religious people fools
  2568. May 06 21:46:08 <GodlessCunt>   these days
  2569. May 06 21:46:13 <GodlessCunt>   mission accomplished
  2570. May 06 21:46:17 <Alguem>    GodlessCunt: it wasnt me.
  2571. May 06 21:46:20 <Alguem>    that kick you
  2572. May 06 21:46:25 <GodlessCunt>   I know, you seem like an ok dude
  2573. May 06 21:46:33 <GodlessCunt>   it´s the guilt written white people here
  2574. May 06 21:46:35 <Flamewolf> wasn't me
  2575. May 06 21:46:35 <GodlessCunt>   who do the deed
  2576. May 06 21:46:56 <Flamewolf> >.>
  2577. May 06 21:47:01 <Alguem>    nah
  2578. May 06 21:47:03 <Alguem>    I think it was Uncanny
  2579. May 06 21:47:06 <Flamewolf> ^
  2580. May 06 21:47:07 <Alguem>    and thats not because of religion
  2581. May 06 21:47:11 <Alguem>    its just because he loves me
  2582. May 06 21:47:13 <Alguem>    <3
  2583. May 06 21:47:28 <GodlessCunt>   isn´t being gay punished by death in Islam?
  2584. May 06 21:47:34 <Uncanny>   And because i fight religious persecution and am pro free speech
  2585. May 06 21:47:35 <Alguem>    Hes bro
  2586. May 06 21:47:40 <Alguem>    oh
  2587. May 06 21:47:44 <Alguem>    I did  not know that Uncanny
  2588. May 06 21:47:45 <Uncanny>   Love him like a brother
  2589. May 06 21:47:45 <Alguem>    lol
  2590. May 06 21:47:56 <GodlessCunt>   Uncanny, are you being funny right now?
  2591. May 06 21:48:03 <GodlessCunt>   what about the most important minority on this planet
  2592. May 06 21:48:06 <Alguem>    well, im going see you
  2593. May 06 21:48:07 *   Uncanny has changed the topic to: Welcome to #Eh, the finest on channel Rizon. Meet some new people, talk to Ascii, and get kicked for saying badwords :) • http://pastebin.com/gMTLyweW • #eh, also on irc.xerox.us.to (port 6667) • Rules: pastebin.com/raw/Q3G0ir9B • like IRC Radio? Join #purgatory today and keep it loud and locked! | http://www.strawpoll.me/10130166 • RESPECT
  2594. May 06 21:48:07 <GodlessCunt>   people who have no religion
  2595. May 06 21:48:10 <GodlessCunt>   aka atheists
  2596. May 06 21:48:21 <GodlessCunt>   don´t I deserve some credit?
  2597. May 06 21:48:24 <Uncanny>   That isnt a minority these days
  2598. May 06 21:48:30 <GodlessCunt>   it´s not?
  2599. May 06 21:48:33 <Alguem>    Uncanny: it is
  2600. May 06 21:48:33 <GodlessCunt>   where it´s not a minority
  2601. May 06 21:48:34 <Alguem>    lol
  2602. May 06 21:48:36 <GodlessCunt>   name a country
  2603. May 06 21:48:40 <Alguem>    saudi arabia
  2604. May 06 21:48:43 <Uncanny>   Britain
  2605. May 06 21:48:43 <GodlessCunt>   maybe you will get Sweden
  2606. May 06 21:48:46 <GodlessCunt>   with 50% atheists
  2607. May 06 21:48:47 <Alguem>    haha
  2608. May 06 21:48:48 <GodlessCunt>   in the UK?
  2609. May 06 21:48:52 <Uncanny>   90% atheis
  2610. May 06 21:48:56 <Alguem>    most UK is christian
  2611. May 06 21:48:56 <GodlessCunt>   where there are stated funded religious schools?
  2612. May 06 21:49:05 <GodlessCunt>   you just pulled a number out of your own ass, Uncanny
  2613. May 06 21:49:07 <Alguem>    Atheists are minority
  2614. May 06 21:49:15 <Alguem>    most wolrd is christian or Muslim
  2615. May 06 21:49:23 <Uncanny>   They are the only country with an atheist church
  2616. May 06 21:49:25 <Alguem>    and a lot of budsts
  2617. May 06 21:49:26 <Uncanny>   Weird i know
  2618. May 06 21:49:27 <Alguem>     in china
  2619. May 06 21:49:35 <Uncanny>   Alguem: agnostics
  2620. May 06 21:49:38 <GodlessCunt>   listen´ to Alguem
  2621. May 06 21:49:42 <GodlessCunt>   he knows this shit
  2622. May 06 21:49:44 <Uncanny>   Big population
  2623. May 06 21:49:57 <Alguem>    brb works to do now
  2624. May 06 21:50:34 <GodlessCunt>   I consider all religious people misguided fools and idiots
  2625. May 06 21:50:40 <Flamewolf> .-.
  2626. May 06 21:50:41 <GodlessCunt>   including members of my own family
  2627. May 06 21:50:49 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t usually talk about these matters
  2628. May 06 21:50:54 <GodlessCunt>   but that´s what I think
  2629. May 06 21:51:01 <GodlessCunt>   if you don´t like my honesty - fuck you
  2630. May 06 21:51:05 <Uncanny>   Flamewolf
  2631. May 06 21:51:09 <Flamewolf> yh?
  2632. May 06 21:51:34 <Uncanny>   I went in #matthew
  2633. May 06 21:51:46 <Uncanny>   He set swear words to his badword list
  2634. May 06 21:51:52 <Flamewolf> yeah?
  2635. May 06 21:51:58 <GodlessCunt>   coward
  2636. May 06 21:51:59 <Uncanny>   I am now kickbanned for saying "shit"
  2637. May 06 21:52:09 <Flamewolf> .-.
  2638. May 06 21:52:15 <Flamewolf> @seen matthewwong
  2639. May 06 21:52:15 <ChanStat>  MatthewWong (KiwiIRC@Rizon-70C43D4E.hfc.comcastbusiness.net) was last seen quitting for "Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client" on Fri May 6 15:33:05 2016 UTC (3 hours, 20 minutes, 13 seconds ago)
  2640. May 06 21:52:23 <Flamewolf> i'm just straight banned and idk why
  2641. May 06 21:52:30 <Uncanny>   Matthewwong is very finny character
  2642. May 06 21:52:34 <Skreb> \o/
  2643. May 06 21:52:37 <Uncanny>   Fonny
  2644. May 06 21:52:38 <Uncanny>   Funny
  2645. May 06 21:52:46 <Uncanny>   O/ Skrubs_
  2646. May 06 21:52:54 <Uncanny>   o/ Skreb
  2647. May 06 21:53:00 <Flamewolf> So, uncanny. i want to make a deal with him regarding getting unbanned.
  2648. May 06 21:53:00 <Skreb> o/
  2649. May 06 21:53:14 <Uncanny>    Oh no
  2650. May 06 21:53:54 <GodlessCunt>   I´m on it
  2651. May 06 21:53:57 *   Alguem has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  2652. May 06 21:54:06 <GodlessCunt>   never had a problem with scolding language police
  2653. May 06 21:54:31 <GodlessCunt>   like you
  2654. May 06 21:54:38 <GodlessCunt>   I happen to be critical of a Muslim
  2655. May 06 21:54:39 <GodlessCunt>   and his faith
  2656. May 06 21:54:46 <GodlessCunt>   and you all just shit your pants immediatelly
  2657. May 06 21:54:56 <Flamewolf> ?
  2658. May 06 21:54:59 <Uncanny>   I am not a language police
  2659. May 06 21:55:03 <GodlessCunt>   talking to Uncanny here
  2660. May 06 21:55:06 <Uncanny>   The filter is to troll
  2661. May 06 21:55:17 <GodlessCunt>   I´m not trolling
  2662. May 06 21:55:19 <GodlessCunt>   I´m an atheist
  2663. May 06 21:55:37 <Uncanny>   I know
  2664. May 06 21:55:38 <GodlessCunt>   so I do believe that all religion is crap and people who are manipulated into believing that
  2665. May 06 21:55:40 <GodlessCunt>   are fools and morons
  2666. May 06 21:55:47 <Flamewolf> .-.
  2667. May 06 21:56:11 <GodlessCunt>   now, here´s the question for you, Uncanny
  2668. May 06 21:56:17 <GodlessCunt>   if the positions were reversed
  2669. May 06 21:56:23 <GodlessCunt>   and a Muslim said that about my atheism
  2670. May 06 21:56:26 <GodlessCunt>   would you kick that person?
  2671. May 06 21:56:32 <Uncanny>   Yes
  2672. May 06 21:56:37 <GodlessCunt>   that´s a lie
  2673. May 06 21:56:39 <Flamewolf> i would. because equality.
  2674. May 06 21:56:40 <Uncanny>   Being a jerk
  2675. May 06 21:56:45 <Uncanny>   Is so dimb
  2676. May 06 21:56:48 <Uncanny>   Dumb
  2677. May 06 21:56:52 <Uncanny>   I am atheist
  2678. May 06 21:56:52 <GodlessCunt>   my nick is ´´GodlessCunt´´
  2679. May 06 21:57:06 <GodlessCunt>   how much of an advance warning
  2680. May 06 21:57:08 <Flamewolf> wait. You're saying that it was a lie. What proof do you have that uncanny lied?
  2681. May 06 21:57:08 <GodlessCunt>   one has to give?
  2682. May 06 21:57:16 <GodlessCunt>   of course I´m occasionally an asshole
  2683. May 06 21:57:19 <GodlessCunt>   it´s implied in the nick
  2684. May 06 21:57:25 <GodlessCunt>   I´m honest and open about it
  2685. May 06 21:58:07 <Uncanny>   So you dont talk about it much and dont like talking about it, but you're honest and open about it?
  2686. May 06 21:58:19 <Uncanny>   SeemsGood
  2687. May 06 21:58:20 <GodlessCunt>   about who I am
  2688. May 06 21:58:23 <GodlessCunt>   I´m quite open
  2689. May 06 21:58:28 <GodlessCunt>   religion itself?
  2690. May 06 21:58:35 <GodlessCunt>   nah, it´s actually a boring topic
  2691. May 06 21:58:40 <GodlessCunt>   it just happened to be brought up
  2692. May 06 21:58:48 <Flamewolf> brb.
  2693. May 06 22:00:10 <GodlessCunt>   I legitimately believe that your ways of addressing these issues, Uncanny
  2694. May 06 22:00:13 *   Flamewolf has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  2695. May 06 22:00:15 <GodlessCunt>   are hypocritical
  2696. May 06 22:00:51 <Uncanny>   kek
  2697. May 06 22:01:56 <GodlessCunt>   are you on freenode?
  2698. May 06 22:03:27 *   Flamewolf (KiwiIRC@Rizon-6390DBED.dhcp.psdschools.org) has joined
  2699. May 06 22:03:32 *   Rizon sets mode +a on #eh Flamewolf
  2700. May 06 22:03:32 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Flamewolf
  2701. May 06 22:03:51 *   Rizon sets mode +q on #eh Flamewolf
  2702. May 06 22:03:55 <GodlessCunt>   are you on freenode, Flamewolf?
  2703. May 06 22:04:00 <Flamewolf> Nope.
  2704. May 06 22:04:34 <GodlessCunt>   well, I have visited the server and a few channels
  2705. May 06 22:04:40 <GodlessCunt>   like ##Marxism and ##Feminism
  2706. May 06 22:04:51 <GodlessCunt>   so I have a perspective on retarded behavior
  2707. May 06 22:04:59 <GodlessCunt>   me just pointing out that Islam as a religion is bullshit
  2708. May 06 22:05:03 <GodlessCunt>   got me kicked here
  2709. May 06 22:05:07 <GodlessCunt>   like in those channels
  2710. May 06 22:05:19 <GodlessCunt>   now, you have to ask yourself a very simple question
  2711. May 06 22:05:24 <Uncanny>   Holy fuck stop twisting things
  2712. May 06 22:05:28 <GodlessCunt>   what kind of channel you want this to be?
  2713. May 06 22:05:36 <Flamewolf> Well, you probably offended somebody in the channel here, just like you probably offended people in those channels
  2714. May 06 22:05:48 <GodlessCunt>   offense?
  2715. May 06 22:06:00 <GodlessCunt>   since when offense is a punishable thing?
  2716. May 06 22:06:06 <GodlessCunt>   I think your mother is ugly, Flamewolf
  2717. May 06 22:06:10 <GodlessCunt>   OFFENSE
  2718. May 06 22:06:12 <Flamewolf> k.
  2719. May 06 22:06:13 <Uncanny>   2:51 PM <GodlessCunt> I consider all religious people misguided fools and idiots 2:46 PM <GodlessCunt> he´s an idiot then
  2720. May 06 22:06:36 <GodlessCunt>   what of it?
  2721. May 06 22:06:45 <Flamewolf> i could fucking care less about what you say about me. just leave my friends on this channel alone.
  2722. May 06 22:06:57 <Skreb> \o/
  2723. May 06 22:07:02 <GodlessCunt>   your friends?
  2724. May 06 22:07:06 <GodlessCunt>   so it´s a bit like a cult
  2725. May 06 22:07:14 <GodlessCunt>   since I´m not a part of your ´´group´´
  2726. May 06 22:07:17 <GodlessCunt>   and your friends
  2727. May 06 22:07:20 <GodlessCunt>   different rules apply to me?
  2728. May 06 22:07:44 <Flamewolf> No, that's not what i'm saying. I'm saying that you should at least try to be fucking respectful to people.
  2729. May 06 22:07:54 <GodlessCunt>   why?
  2730. May 06 22:08:04 <GodlessCunt>   respect is earned
  2731. May 06 22:08:06 <GodlessCunt>   not granted
  2732. May 06 22:08:13 <Flamewolf> Because it's fucking rude to call people idiots for no apparent reason.
  2733. May 06 22:08:17 <Ascii> True.
  2734. May 06 22:08:22 <Uncanny>   Check topic please!
  2735. May 06 22:08:24 <GodlessCunt>   for no apparent reason?
  2736. May 06 22:08:30 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t care about the topic
  2737. May 06 22:08:33 <Rizon> check topic please!
  2738. May 06 22:08:35 <Flamewolf> Ok, fine.
  2739. May 06 22:08:43 <GodlessCunt>   if I want to call religious people fools, I will do it
  2740. May 06 22:08:51 <GodlessCunt>   not that I make it a cause
  2741. May 06 22:08:53 <Flamewolf> You're reasoning is because of how the person lives their fucking life.
  2742. May 06 22:09:00 <GodlessCunt>   it was just a ´´by the way´´ type of comment
  2743. May 06 22:09:02 <GodlessCunt>   on the matter
  2744. May 06 22:09:07 <GodlessCunt>   that Uncanny brought up himself
  2745. May 06 22:09:17 <GodlessCunt>   I have never asked anyone here
  2746. May 06 22:09:19 <Uncanny>   I would have been fired so fast if i acted like you
  2747. May 06 22:09:22 <GodlessCunt>   what religion or non-religion they have
  2748. May 06 22:09:27 <GodlessCunt>   or what gender they have
  2749. May 06 22:09:29 <GodlessCunt>   or anything else
  2750. May 06 22:09:36 <GodlessCunt>   the topic was brought up by Uncanny
  2751. May 06 22:09:40 <GodlessCunt>   and I made a comment on it
  2752. May 06 22:09:44 <GodlessCunt>   that´s the extent of it
  2753. May 06 22:09:47 <Uncanny>   No i didnt
  2754. May 06 22:09:51 <GodlessCunt>   yeah?
  2755. May 06 22:10:04 <Uncanny>   You were bugging alguem about not watching porn
  2756. May 06 22:10:06 <GodlessCunt>   who brought up the fact that this particular person is Muslim?
  2757. May 06 22:10:10 <Uncanny>   I explaied why
  2758. May 06 22:10:30 <GodlessCunt>   besides, it´s not my job to give a fuck
  2759. May 06 22:10:34 <Uncanny>   Then you blew it up
  2760. May 06 22:10:44 <GodlessCunt>   about the sensitivities of Muslims
  2761. May 06 22:11:51 <GodlessCunt>   either you value free expression, no matter if you agree with it or not
  2762. May 06 22:11:54 <GodlessCunt>   or you don´t
  2763. May 06 22:11:58 <GodlessCunt>   make that choice, Uncanny
  2764. May 06 22:12:21 <Flamewolf> So, you're saying that it's perfectly fine to tell people that they're idiots because of something you do, or a way you live.
  2765. May 06 22:12:30 *   Uncanny can no longer deal with this amount of sillyness. He thought he was the master, but he was wrong. Well played, well played. He is now going to play smash bros and be happy. Wah, wah, LUIGI!
  2766. May 06 22:12:38 <GodlessCunt>   religion is a choice, Flamewolf
  2767. May 06 22:12:47 <GodlessCunt>   and an ideological concept
  2768. May 06 22:13:04 <GodlessCunt>   do you have a problem with saying that Neonazis are fools and idiots?
  2769. May 06 22:13:10 <GodlessCunt>   the same idea
  2770. May 06 22:13:53 <Flamewolf> Well, if you value your free expression, shouldn't you leave alguem alone about his religion? Because he's expressing himself freely?
  2771. May 06 22:14:11 <GodlessCunt>   that doesn´t even make any sense
  2772. May 06 22:14:15 <GodlessCunt>   all ideas put in the public
  2773. May 06 22:14:21 <GodlessCunt>   like your religion or whatever else
  2774. May 06 22:14:27 <GodlessCunt>   are open to scrutiny
  2775. May 06 22:14:42 <GodlessCunt>   that´s the basic principle of scientific method
  2776. May 06 22:15:08 <Flamewolf> That doesnt mean that people aren't gonna be angry with that scrutiny. people are always going to complain about everything.
  2777. May 06 22:15:26 <GodlessCunt>   be as angry as you want
  2778. May 06 22:15:32 <GodlessCunt>   I´m not intimidated or afraid
  2779. May 06 22:15:36 <GodlessCunt>   of these cult mentalities
  2780. May 06 22:15:39 <GodlessCunt>   like religion
  2781. May 06 22:15:41 *   Uncanny is now known as MrAutisticCancer
  2782. May 06 22:16:10 <Flamewolf> This isn't a cult. it's a group of friends, which i assume you've never fucking had, based on how you react to seeing friends defend each other.
  2783. May 06 22:16:38 <GodlessCunt>   I have friends that have bled for me :)
  2784. May 06 22:16:46 <GodlessCunt>   I don´t think you even understand what a ´´friend´´ is
  2785. May 06 22:16:59 <GodlessCunt>   and, yeah, I normally surround myself with people who disagree with me
  2786. May 06 22:17:15 <GodlessCunt>   I like a conversation and dialogue
  2787. May 06 22:17:22 <GodlessCunt>   makes me smarter
  2788. May 06 22:17:37 <Flamewolf> A friend is somebody who will stand up for you when you need it. i dont know what definition of friend you have, but it sure as hell is weird if you think that friends aren't supposed to defend each other.
  2789. May 06 22:17:43 <MrAutisticCancer>  Guess that doesnt happen often
  2790. May 06 22:17:43 <W24-Mobile>    .sync
  2791. May 06 22:17:43 *   Rizon sets mode -q on #eh MrAutisticCancer
  2792. May 06 22:17:43 *   Rizon removes channel operator status from MrAutisticCancer
  2793. May 06 22:17:43 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to xerox123
  2794. May 06 22:17:43 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to xerox123-Mobile
  2795. May 06 22:17:50 <Skreb> Lol
  2796. May 06 22:17:52 <MrAutisticCancer>  Wew
  2797. May 06 22:17:56 <W24-Mobile>    o.o
  2798. May 06 22:17:58 <MrAutisticCancer>  Why you do this
  2799. May 06 22:18:01 <W24-Mobile>    Anyways hello.
  2800. May 06 22:18:11 *   W24-Mobile sets mode +q on #eh MrAutisticCancer
  2801. May 06 22:18:11 *   Rizon sets mode -q on #eh MrAutisticCancer
  2802. May 06 22:18:12 <GodlessCunt>   what part of ´´they bled for me´´ you failed to understand, Flamewolf?
  2803. May 06 22:18:13 *   You have been kicked from #eh by Rizon (Watch your language!)
  2804. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri May 06 22:18:13 2016
  2805.  
  2806. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri May 06 22:18:26 2016
  2807.  
  2808. May 06 22:18:26 *   Now talking on #eh
  2809. May 06 22:18:26 *   Topic for #eh is: Welcome to #Eh, the finest on channel Rizon. Meet some new people, talk to Ascii, and get kicked for saying badwords :) • http://pastebin.com/gMTLyweW • #eh, also on irc.xerox.us.to (port 6667) • Rules: pastebin.com/raw/Q3G0ir9B • like IRC Radio? Join #purgatory today and keep it loud and locked! | http://www.strawpoll.me/10130166 • RESPECT
  2810. May 06 22:18:26 *   Topic for #eh set by Uncanny!~Uncanny@wah.wah.wahrio (Fri May 06 21:49:11 2016)
  2811. May 06 22:18:26 *   Rizon gives voice to GodlessCunt
  2812. May 06 22:18:29 <GodlessCunt>   what part of ´´they bled for me´´ you failed to understand, Flamewolf?
  2813. May 06 22:18:30 *   You have been kicked from #eh by Rizon (Watch your language!)
  2814. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri May 06 22:18:30 2016
  2815.  
  2816. **** BEGIN LOGGING AT Fri May 06 22:18:42 2016
  2817.  
  2818. May 06 22:18:42 *   Now talking on #eh
  2819. May 06 22:18:42 *   Topic for #eh is: Welcome to #Eh, the finest on channel Rizon. Meet some new people, talk to Ascii, and get kicked for saying badwords :) • http://pastebin.com/gMTLyweW • #eh, also on irc.xerox.us.to (port 6667) • Rules: pastebin.com/raw/Q3G0ir9B • like IRC Radio? Join #purgatory today and keep it loud and locked! | http://www.strawpoll.me/10130166 • RESPECT
  2820. May 06 22:18:42 *   Topic for #eh set by Uncanny!~Uncanny@wah.wah.wahrio (Fri May 06 21:49:11 2016)
  2821. May 06 22:18:42 *   Rizon gives voice to GodlessCunt
  2822. May 06 22:18:47 <Ascii> Hay Godlesscunt.
  2823. May 06 22:19:02 <MrAutisticCancer>  Fail
  2824. May 06 22:19:02 *   Rizon has kicked MrAutisticCancer from #eh (Watch your language!)
  2825. May 06 22:19:05 *   MrAutisticCancer (~Uncanny@wah.wah.wahrio) has joined
  2826. May 06 22:19:08 <GodlessCunt>   Ascii, always nice to see a familiar face
  2827. May 06 22:19:46 <GodlessCunt>   since you lost the intellectual argument, Flamewolf
  2828. May 06 22:19:52 <Flamewolf> Look. I highly doubt that you've had friends bleed or die for you, but i'm just gonna let this conversation die down a bit. I've got other things to deal with.
  2829. May 06 22:19:52 <GodlessCunt>   you resort to violence
  2830. May 06 22:19:59 <Flamewolf> How is that violence?
  2831. May 06 22:20:06 <GodlessCunt>   kicking and banning someone
  2832. May 06 22:20:16 <GodlessCunt>   is not an exstension of violence to you?
  2833. May 06 22:20:16 <Flamewolf> You got kicked from an old badword kick. that's been here longer that you have.
  2834. May 06 22:20:26 <MrAutisticCancer>  ^
  2835. May 06 22:20:29 <GodlessCunt>   fair enough
  2836. May 06 22:20:29 <Flamewolf> Wasn't even me that fucking put it there.
  2837. May 06 22:20:31 <MrAutisticCancer>  Dont be dumb
  2838. May 06 22:20:38 <GodlessCunt>   I did not understand the cause
  2839. May 06 22:20:44 <GodlessCunt>   a mistake on my part
  2840. May 06 22:21:10 <Flamewolf> But like i said. I'm just gonna let the conversation die down. i have some other stuff to deal with right now.
  2841. May 06 22:21:26 <GodlessCunt>   I can show you police reports, Flamewolf
  2842. May 06 22:21:30 <GodlessCunt>   story time
  2843. May 06 22:21:45 <GodlessCunt>   so we were watching an ice-hockey game in a bar
  2844. May 06 22:21:47 <Flamewolf> How are fucking police reports even relevant right now.
  2845. May 06 22:22:03 <Flamewolf> Sure, you've had friends bleed for you.
  2846. May 06 22:22:04 <GodlessCunt>   so, this one dude walked by me as I sat
  2847. May 06 22:22:07 <GodlessCunt>   and sucker punched me
  2848. May 06 22:22:17 <GodlessCunt>   my buddies decended upon the guy
  2849. May 06 22:22:23 <GodlessCunt>   chased him and fought him
  2850. May 06 22:22:27 <GodlessCunt>   till the cops arrived
  2851. May 06 22:22:28 *   Alguem (~qwebirc@4F24D55C.B89B53E6.3E913CC4.IP) has joined
  2852. May 06 22:22:41 *   Rizon sets mode +a on #eh Alguem
  2853. May 06 22:22:41 *   Rizon gives channel operator status to Alguem
  2854. May 06 22:22:44 <GodlessCunt>   it´s nothing out of the ordinary where I live
  2855. May 06 22:22:49 <Flamewolf> Cool.
  2856. May 06 22:22:54 <GodlessCunt>   so, yeah, they bled for me
  2857. May 06 22:23:21 <GodlessCunt>   why would I make this shit up anyways?
  2858. May 06 22:23:21 <W24-Mobile>    o/ Alguem
  2859. May 06 22:23:38 <Flamewolf> well, you should understand that friends will stay with friends and trust them more.
  2860. May 06 22:23:50 <GodlessCunt>   that´s common sense
  2861. May 06 22:23:54 <GodlessCunt>   but you´re a channel mod
  2862. May 06 22:24:00 <Alguem>    hey W24-Mobile , still busy here
  2863. May 06 22:24:04 <GodlessCunt>   either all rules apply to everyone or they don´t
  2864. May 06 22:24:07 <GodlessCunt>   from where I am sitting
  2865. May 06 22:24:08 <W24-Mobile>    Alright.
  2866. May 06 22:24:13 *   MrAutisticCancer is now known as IStandPeopleUpWhenTheyComeToMy
  2867. May 06 22:24:19 <GodlessCunt>   if you just manipulate them as you please, Flamewolf
  2868. May 06 22:24:27 <GodlessCunt>   why should I take any of it seriously?
  2869. May 06 22:24:35 <Alguem>    but how are you going? W24-Mobile
  2870. May 06 22:24:37 <Alguem>    you disappeared for a while
  2871. May 06 22:24:49 <Flamewolf> we're not trying to manipulate people here. how is that even topical?
  2872. May 06 22:25:07 <GodlessCunt>   you have 2 sets of rules for 2 sets of people
  2873. May 06 22:25:08 <W24-Mobile>    I'm pretty well, thanks. How about you, Alguem?
  2874. May 06 22:25:32 <GodlessCunt>   I can´t see how one can rationally justify that, Flamewolf
  2875. May 06 22:25:33 <Flamewolf> No, i kick people when they break rules. simple as that. no other sets of rules.
  2876. May 06 22:25:34 *   IStandPeopleUpWhenTheyComeToMy is now known as Uncanny
  2877. May 06 22:25:46 <GodlessCunt>   and what rule did I break?
  2878. May 06 22:25:57 <GodlessCunt>   by pointing out that people who are religious are fools?
  2879. May 06 22:26:06 <Flamewolf> You were rude to Alguem. Rule is that we respect people.
  2880. May 06 22:26:12 <Flamewolf> simple as that.
  2881. May 06 22:26:13 <GodlessCunt>   I was rude to someone?
  2882. May 06 22:26:22 <GodlessCunt>   is that an offense punishable by violence?
  2883. May 06 22:26:34 <GodlessCunt>   you giving me shit right now
  2884. May 06 22:26:41 <GodlessCunt>   for being an open and honest individual
  2885. May 06 22:26:43 <GodlessCunt>   is rude
  2886. May 06 22:26:43 <GodlessCunt>   btw
  2887. May 06 22:26:48 <GodlessCunt>   how about you kick yourself
  2888. May 06 22:26:57 <Flamewolf> You know what? fine.
  2889. May 06 22:27:08 *   Uncanny is now known as MrAutisticCancer
  2890. May 06 22:27:12 <Flamewolf> Bye all of you people. im just happy to have a way out of this fucking argument.
  2891. May 06 22:27:17 *   Rizon has kicked Flamewolf from #eh (Peace)
  2892. May 06 22:27:30 <GodlessCunt>   and the weak fall
  2893. May 06 22:27:45 *   W24-Mobile gives channel operator status to MrAutisticCancer
  2894. May 06 22:27:59 <MrAutisticCancer>  .sync
  2895. May 06 22:27:59 *   Rizon sets mode +q on #eh MrAutisticCancer
  2896. May 06 22:28:54 <MrAutisticCancer>  Registered
  2897. May 06 22:31:54 *   W24` (KiwiIRC@Rizon-70CE3ED2.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined
  2898. May 06 22:32:09 <GodlessCunt>   I am also a gamer, btw
  2899. May 06 22:32:10 <GodlessCunt>   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-00uQzXyujI
  2900. May 06 22:32:15 <GodlessCunt>   quite advanced
  2901. May 06 22:32:16 <Ascii> GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!
  2902. May 06 22:32:24 <GodlessCunt>   this is why I never joined the military
  2903. May 06 22:32:29 *   MrAutisticCancer has left
  2904. May 06 22:32:35 <Ascii> mmm MrAutisticCancer
  2905. May 06 22:33:50 *   W24` has left
  2906. May 06 22:34:31 *   Rizon sets ban on *!*@B27B3761.DF627D2E.7D512E80.IP
  2907. May 06 22:34:31 *   You have been kicked from #eh by Rizon (i'm still here, you know.)
  2908. **** ENDING LOGGING AT Fri May 06 22:34:31 2016
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