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fknslacker Jan 24th, 2020 (edited) 80 in 4 days
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  1. Chateau: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf
  2. Fax: Furious giant cow
  3. Ice house: flame-broiled meat blob
  4. Shed: DNA
  5.  
  6. Ascend as a Hardcore Female Pastamancer under the Opossum sign on a Community Service path, banking 24972 Karma.
  7. Preference lastKingLiberation changed from 503 to 504
  8. Preference kingLiberated changed from true to false
  9. Preference lastVioletFogMap changed from 503 to 504
  10. Preference lastSemirareReset changed from 503 to 504
  11. Preference semirareCounter changed from 929 to 0
  12. Preference semirareLocation changed from The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob to
  13. Preference lastDwarfFactoryReset changed from 503 to 504
  14. Preference lastGuyMadeOfBeesReset changed from 503 to 504
  15. Preference lastPirateInsultReset changed from 503 to 504
  16. Preference lastBangPotionReset changed from 503 to 504
  17. Preference lastSkateParkReset changed from 503 to 504
  18. Preference lastCellarReset changed from 503 to 504
  19. Preference _newYouQuestSkill changed from  to Wave of Sauce
  20. Preference _newYouQuestSharpensToDo changed from 0 to 8
  21. Preference _newYouQuestMonster changed from  to factory worker
  22. Preference questEUNewYou changed from unstarted to started
  23. Preference questM05Toot changed from unstarted to started
  24. Preference hasOven changed from false to true
  25. Preference hasShaker changed from false to true
  26. You acquire an item: DNA extraction syringe
  27.  
  28. Visiting The Horsery
  29. Preference _horseryNormalName changed from  to Typical Upscale
  30. Preference _horseryDarkName changed from  to Clandestine Bess
  31. Preference _horseryCrazyName changed from  to Screwball Bellino
  32. Preference _horseryPaleName changed from  to Hair-Raising Capella
  33. Preference _horseryCrazyMus changed from  to -5
  34. Preference _horseryCrazyMys changed from  to +6
  35. Preference _horseryCrazyMox changed from  to -2
  36. Preference lastBattlefieldReset changed from 503 to 504
  37. Preference currentMood changed from disney extends unwanteddot to apathetic
  38. Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from 0.8 to -0.05
  39.  
  40.  
  41. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  42.        Beginning New Ascension       
  43. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  44.  
  45. Ascension #504:
  46. Hardcore Community Service Pastamancer
  47. Opossum
  48.  
  49.  
  50. Uncategorized
  51.  - 20/20 Vision
  52.  - 5-D Earning Potential
  53.  - Abs of Tin
  54.  - Alien Source Code
  55.  - Ancestral Recall
  56.  - Army of Toddlers
  57.  - Asbestos Heart
  58.  - Astute Angler
  59.  - Awesome Balls of Fire
  60.  - Bear Essence
  61.  - Beardfreeze
  62.  - Bend Hell
  63.  - Bow-Legged Swagger
  64.  - Brain Games
  65.  - Budget Conscious
  66.  - CLEESH
  67.  - Calculate the Universe
  68.  - Carbohydrate Cudgel
  69.  - Carol of the Bulls
  70.  - Carol of the Hells
  71.  - Carol of the Thrills
  72.  - Chip on your Shoulder
  73.  - Club Earth
  74.  - Conjure Relaxing Campfire
  75.  - Conspiratorial Whispers
  76.  - Creepy Lullaby
  77.  - Dark Ritual
  78.  - Deep Dark Visions
  79.  - Dinsey Operations Expert
  80.  - Disintegrate
  81.  - Drescher's Annoying Noise
  82.  - Drinking to Drink
  83.  - Eggsplosion
  84.  - Eldritch Intellect
  85.  - Eternal Flame
  86.  - Evoke Eldritch Horror
  87.  - Executive Narcolepsy
  88.  - Experience Safari
  89.  - Expert Corner-Cutter
  90.  - Fashionably Late
  91.  - Fifteen Minutes of Flame
  92.  - Frigidalmatian
  93.  - Frost Bite
  94.  - Garbage Nova
  95.  - Giant Growth
  96.  - Gingerbread Mob Hit
  97.  - Grab a Cold One
  98.  - Grease Lightning
  99.  - Grease Up
  100.  - Healing Salve
  101.  - Hypersane
  102.  - Implode Universe
  103.  - Inappropriate Backrub
  104.  - Incredible Self-Esteem
  105.  - Intimidating Mien
  106.  - Lightning Bolt
  107.  - Lunch Break
  108.  - Managerial Manipulation
  109.  - Marginally Insane
  110.  - Mathematical Precision
  111.  - Maximum Chill
  112.  - Meteor Lore
  113.  - Mudbath
  114.  - Natural Born Scrabbler
  115.  - Object Quasi-Permanence
  116.  - Offensive Joke
  117.  - Olfactory Burnout
  118.  - Perfect Freeze
  119.  - Pinch Ghost
  120.  - Pirate Bellow
  121.  - Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety
  122.  - Psychokinetic Hug
  123.  - Pyromania
  124.  - Quantum Movement
  125.  - Rainbow Gravitation
  126.  - Raise Backup Dancer
  127.  - Rapid Prototyping
  128.  - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
  129.  - Refusal to Freeze
  130.  - Rotten Memories
  131.  - Ruthless Efficiency
  132.  - Sauceshell
  133.  - Shadow Noodles
  134.  - Shattering Punch
  135.  - Shivering Monkey Technique
  136.  - Shrap
  137.  - Silent Slam
  138.  - Silent Slice
  139.  - Silent Squirt
  140.  - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  141.  - Sloppy Secrets
  142.  - Snokebomb
  143.  - Snowclone
  144.  - Song of Bravado
  145.  - Song of Sauce
  146.  - Song of Slowness
  147.  - Song of Starch
  148.  - Song of the North
  149.  - Spaghetti Breakfast
  150.  - Splashdance
  151.  - Splattersmash
  152.  - Steely-Eyed Squint
  153.  - Summon "Boner Battalion"
  154.  - Summon Annoyance
  155.  - Summon Carrot
  156.  - Summon Crimbo Candy
  157.  - Summon Holiday Fun!
  158.  - Sweet Synthesis
  159.  - Tattle
  160.  - The Spirit of Taking
  161.  - Thick-Skinned
  162.  - Thrift and Grift
  163.  - Tiki Mixology
  164.  - Torment Plant
  165.  - Toynado
  166.  - Transcendent Olfaction
  167.  - Turtleini
  168.  - Unaccompanied Miner
  169.  - Unoffendable
  170.  - Vent Rage Gland
  171.  - Walberg's Dim Bulb
  172.  - Wassail
  173.  
  174. Seal Clubber
  175.  - Audacity of the Otter
  176.  - Batter Up!
  177.  - Blood Frenzy
  178.  - Blubber Up
  179.  - Buoyancy of the Beluga
  180.  - Cavalcade of Fury
  181.  - Claws of the Walrus
  182.  - Clobber
  183.  - Club Foot
  184.  - Cold Shoulder
  185.  - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
  186.  - Fortitude of the Muskox
  187.  - Furious Wallop
  188.  - Get Big
  189.  - Hibernate
  190.  - Hide of the Walrus
  191.  - Ire of the Orca
  192.  - Iron Palm Technique
  193.  - Lunge Smack
  194.  - Lunging Thrust-Smack
  195.  - Musk of the Moose
  196.  - Northern Explosion
  197.  - Northern Exposure
  198.  - Precision of the Penguin
  199.  - Pride of the Puffin
  200.  - Pulverize
  201.  - Rage of the Reindeer
  202.  - Scowl of the Auk
  203.  - Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  204.  - Seething of the Snow Leopard
  205.  - Silent Hunter
  206.  - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
  207.  - Thirst of the Weasel
  208.  - Thrust-Smack
  209.  - Tongue of the Walrus
  210.  - Wrath of the Wolverine
  211.  
  212. Turtle Tamer
  213.  - Amphibian Sympathy
  214.  - Armorcraftiness
  215.  - Astral Shell
  216.  - Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
  217.  - Blood Bond
  218.  - Butts of Steel
  219.  - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
  220.  - Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin
  221.  - Empathy of the Newt
  222.  - Gallapagosian Mating Call
  223.  - Ghostly Shell
  224.  - Hero of the Half-Shell
  225.  - Kneebutt
  226.  - Patient Smile
  227.  - Pizza Lover
  228.  - Quiet Determination
  229.  - Reptilian Fortitude
  230.  - Shell Up
  231.  - Shieldbutt
  232.  - Skin of the Leatherback
  233.  - Spiky Shell
  234.  - Spirit Boon
  235.  - Tao of the Terrapin
  236.  - Tenacity of the Snapper
  237.  - Testudinal Teachings
  238.  - The Long View
  239.  - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
  240.  
  241. Pastamancer
  242.  - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
  243.  - Bind Angel Hair Wisp
  244.  - Bind Lasagmbie
  245.  - Bind Penne Dreadful
  246.  - Bind Spice Ghost
  247.  - Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
  248.  - Bind Vampieroghi
  249.  - Bind Vermincelli
  250.  - Blood Bucatini
  251.  - Bringing Up the Rear
  252.  - Candyblast
  253.  - Cannelloni Cannon
  254.  - Cannelloni Cocoon
  255.  - Entangling Noodles
  256.  - Fearful Fettucini
  257.  - Flavour of Magic
  258.  - Inscrutable Gaze
  259.  - Lasagna Bandages
  260.  - Leash of Linguini
  261.  - Manicotti Meditation
  262.  - Pastamastery
  263.  - Quiet Judgement
  264.  - Ravioli Shurikens
  265.  - Shield of the Pastalord
  266.  - Spaghetti Spear
  267.  - Spirit of Ravioli
  268.  - Spirit of Rigatoni
  269.  - Springy Fusilli
  270.  - Stringozzi Serpent
  271.  - Stuffed Mortar Shell
  272.  - Subtle and Quick to Anger
  273.  - Tempuramancy
  274.  - Thrall Unit Tactics
  275.  - Tolerance of the Kitchen
  276.  - Transcendent Al Dente
  277.  - Transcendental Noodlecraft
  278.  - Utensil Twist
  279.  - Weapon of the Pastalord
  280.  - Wizard Squint
  281.  
  282. Sauceror
  283.  - Advanced Saucecrafting
  284.  - Antibiotic Saucesphere
  285.  - Blood Bubble
  286.  - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
  287.  - Curse of Vichyssoise
  288.  - Curse of Weaksauce
  289.  - Deep Saucery
  290.  - Diminished Gag Reflex
  291.  - Elemental Saucesphere
  292.  - Expert Panhandling
  293.  - Icy Glare
  294.  - Impetuous Sauciness
  295.  - Inner Sauce
  296.  - Intrinsic Spiciness
  297.  - Irrepressible Spunk
  298.  - Itchy Curse Finger
  299.  - Jalapeño Saucesphere
  300.  - Love Mixology
  301.  - Master Saucier
  302.  - Salsaball
  303.  - Sauce Contemplation
  304.  - Sauce Monocle
  305.  - Saucecicle
  306.  - Saucegeyser
  307.  - Saucemaven
  308.  - Saucestorm
  309.  - Saucy Salve
  310.  - Scarysauce
  311.  - Silent Treatment
  312.  - Simmer
  313.  - Soul Saucery
  314.  - The Way of Sauce
  315.  - Wave of Sauce
  316.  - Wry Smile
  317.  
  318. Disco Bandit
  319.  - Acquire Rhinestones
  320.  - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  321.  - Adventurer of Leisure
  322.  - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
  323.  - Blood Blade
  324.  - Deft Hands
  325.  - Disco Bravado
  326.  - Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
  327.  - Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
  328.  - Disco Dance of Doom
  329.  - Disco Fever
  330.  - Disco Greed
  331.  - Disco Inferno
  332.  - Disco Leer
  333.  - Disco Nap
  334.  - Disco Shank
  335.  - Disco Smirk
  336.  - Disco State of Mind
  337.  - Flashy Dancer
  338.  - Frantic Gyrations
  339.  - Heart of Polyester
  340.  - Kung Fu Hustler
  341.  - Mad Looting Skillz
  342.  - Nimble Fingers
  343.  - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
  344.  - Sensitive Fingers
  345.  - Silent Knife
  346.  - Smooth Movement
  347.  - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
  348.  - Tango of Terror
  349.  - That's Not a Knife
  350.  - Tricky Knifework
  351.  
  352. Accordion Thief
  353.  - Accordion Appreciation
  354.  - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  355.  - Benetton's Medley of Diversity
  356.  - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
  357.  - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  358.  - Chorale of Companionship
  359.  - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
  360.  - Dirge of Dreadfulness
  361.  - Elron's Explosive Etude
  362.  - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  363.  - Five Finger Discount
  364.  - Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
  365.  - Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
  366.  - Knowing Smile
  367.  - Mariachi Memory
  368.  - Master Accordion Master Thief
  369.  - Moxie of the Mariachi
  370.  - Paul's Passionate Pop Song
  371.  - Prelude of Precision
  372.  - Quiet Desperation
  373.  - Sing
  374.  - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
  375.  - Sticky Fingers
  376.  - Suspicious Gaze
  377.  - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
  378.  - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
  379.  - The Moxious Madrigal
  380.  - The Ode to Booze
  381.  - The Polka of Plenty
  382.  - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
  383.  - The Psalm of Pointiness
  384.  - The Sonata of Sneakiness
  385.  - Thief Among the Honorable
  386.  - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  387.  
  388. Conditional
  389.  - Spirit of Bacon Grease
  390.  - Spirit of Cayenne
  391.  - Spirit of Garlic
  392.  - Spirit of Nothing
  393.  - Spirit of Peppermint
  394.  - Spirit of Wormwood
  395.  
  396. Mr. Skills
  397.  - Summon Alice's Army Cards
  398.  - Summon Candy Heart
  399.  - Summon Clip Art
  400.  - Summon Resolutions
  401.  - Summon Smithsness
  402.  - Summon Sugar Sheets
  403.  
  404. Heavy Rains
  405.  - Lightning Bolt
  406.  
  407. Gnome Trainer
  408.  - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
  409.  - Gnefarious Pickpocketing
  410.  - Gnomish Hardigness
  411.  - Powers of Observatiogn
  412.  - Torso Awaregness
  413.  
  414.  
  415. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  416.  
  417.  
  418. Preference relayCounters changed from  to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif
  419. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif
  420.  
  421. use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven
  422. Preference questM20Necklace changed from unstarted to started
  423. Preference _crimboTree changed from false to true
  424.  
  425. Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
  426.  
  427. Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
  428.  
  429. Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
  430.  
  431. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  432. You acquire an item: fishin' pole
  433.  
  434. main.php?refreshtop=true&noobmessage=true
  435. Preference lastCouncilVisit changed from 0 to 1
  436. Preference customCombatScript changed from furious dinsey farm to cs
  437. > fax_mon: furious giant cow
  438. > Requesting a fax
  439. > *** chat must remain open until your fax is received ***
  440.  
  441. Visiting Fax Machine in clan VIP lounge
  442.  
  443. fax receive
  444. You acquire an item: photocopied monster
  445. Preference photocopyMonster changed from  to furious giant cow
  446.  
  447. clan_viplounge.php?preaction=buyfloundryitem&whichitem=9005
  448. You acquire an item: fish hatchet
  449. Preference _floundryItemCreated changed from false to true
  450. Preference choiceAdventure1106 changed from 3 to 2
  451. Preference autoSatisfyWithCloset changed from true to false
  452.  
  453. add to closet: 1 hewn moon-rune spoon
  454.  
  455. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
  456. You acquire an item: golden gun
  457. You acquire golden gum (3)
  458. You acquire an item: tiny plastic golden gundam
  459. Preference _kgbOpened changed from false to true
  460. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 69754762
  461.  
  462. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  463. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator2
  464. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  465. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  466. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  467. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  468. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  469. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  470. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  471. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  472. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  473. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  474. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  475. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  476. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  477. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  478. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  479. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  480. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  481. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  482. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  483. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  484. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  485. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  486. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  487. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  488. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  489. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  490. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  491. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  492. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  493. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  494. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  495. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  496. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  497. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  498. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  499. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  500. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  501. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 69754762 to 69772866
  502. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  503. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 0 to 1
  504. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  505. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  506. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  507. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  508. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  509. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  510. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  511. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  512. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  513. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  514. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  515. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 69772866 to 69777869
  516. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  517. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  518. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  519. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  520. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  521. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  522. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  523. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  524. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  525. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 1 to 2
  526. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button3
  527. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 2 to 3
  528. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 69777869 to
  529. > FarFuture.ash version 1.0.10
  530.  
  531. use 1 Time-Spinner
  532. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob to None
  533. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob to None
  534.  
  535. [1] Time-Spinner
  536. Took choice 1195/4: (secret choice)
  537. choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=4
  538. Preference lastEncounter changed from Comb the Beach (5049 minutes down the beach) to The Far Future
  539. Encounter: The Far Future
  540. Preference _timeSpinnerMinutesUsed changed from 0 to 2
  541. Encounter: The Far Future
  542. Took choice 1199/1: Inventiveness
  543. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  544. Preference lastEncounter changed from The Far Future to Starship Inventiveness :: In your Quarters
  545. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In your Quarters
  546. Took choice 1199/3: Use the Replicator
  547. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  548. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In your Quarters
  549. Took choice 1199/2: "Gin, Kardashian, Shot"
  550. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  551. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In your Quarters
  552. You acquire an item: Shot of Kardashian Gin
  553. Preference _timeSpinnerReplicatorUsed changed from false to true
  554. Took choice 1199/5: Go to the Bridge
  555. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  556. Preference lastEncounter changed from Starship Inventiveness :: In your Quarters to Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  557. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  558. Took choice 1199/3: Speak with the alien
  559. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  560. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  561. Took choice 1199/2: "Warleader fknslacker of the Inventiveness"
  562. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  563. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  564. Took choice 1199/1: "This will be your last mistake."
  565. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  566. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  567. Took choice 1199/1: "Yeah, well, Inventiveness!"
  568. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  569. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  570. Took choice 1199/5: Enter the Turbolift
  571. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  572. Preference lastEncounter changed from Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge to Starship Inventiveness :: In the Turbolift
  573. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Turbolift
  574. Took choice 1199/2: Take the Homeworld Pumpkin Ale
  575. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  576. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Turbolift
  577. Took choice 1199/6: Go to the Holofloor
  578. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
  579. Preference lastEncounter changed from Starship Inventiveness :: In the Turbolift to Starship Inventiveness :: In the Holofloor
  580. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Holofloor
  581. Took choice 1199/4: "Computer, activate program Kobayashi Maru."
  582. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  583. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Holofloor
  584. Took choice 1199/4: "Computer, activate program Kobayashi Maru."
  585. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  586. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Holofloor
  587. Took choice 1199/4: "Computer, activate program Kobayashi Maru."
  588. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  589. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Holofloor
  590. Took choice 1199/6: Enter the Turbolift
  591. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
  592. Preference lastEncounter changed from Starship Inventiveness :: In the Holofloor to Starship Inventiveness :: In the Turbolift
  593. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Turbolift
  594. Took choice 1199/3: Go to the Bridge
  595. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  596. Preference lastEncounter changed from Starship Inventiveness :: In the Turbolift to Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  597. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  598. Took choice 1199/4: Sit at the Weapons Console
  599. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  600. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  601. Took choice 1199/1: Fire a Warning Shot
  602. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  603. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  604. Took choice 1199/4: Don't Fire
  605. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  606. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  607. Took choice 1199/3: Speak to Sergeant Uhura
  608. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  609. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  610. Took choice 1199/1: "Will you please hail the alien vessel?"
  611. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  612. Encounter: Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge
  613. Took choice 1199/2: "You best turn around, for your own health."
  614. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  615. Preference timeSpinnerMedals changed from 2120 to 2122
  616. > Mission successful, earning two medals.
  617. > You've earned 2122 medals so far.
  618.  
  619. place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=townright_ltt
  620. You acquire an item: your cowboy boots
  621.  
  622. cast 1 Calculate the Universe
  623. numberology 69
  624. You gain 3 Adventures
  625. Preference _universeCalculated changed from 0 to 1
  626.  
  627. cast 1 Calculate the Universe
  628. numberology 69
  629. You gain 3 Adventures
  630. Preference _universeCalculated changed from 1 to 2
  631.  
  632. cast 1 Calculate the Universe
  633. numberology 69
  634. You gain 3 Adventures
  635. Preference _universeCalculated changed from 2 to 3
  636.  
  637. cast 1 Calculate the Universe
  638. numberology 69
  639. You gain 3 Adventures
  640. Preference _universeCalculated changed from 3 to 4
  641.  
  642. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  643. You acquire an item: gold detective badge
  644. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  645. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
  646. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  647.  
  648. wham.php?visit=1
  649. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  650. wham.php?visit=2
  651. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  652. wham.php?visit=3
  653. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  654. wham.php?ask=1&visit=3
  655. wham.php?accuse=9&visit=9
  656. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  657. Preference _detectiveCasesCompleted changed from 0 to 1
  658. > Solved the case in 28 minutes, earning 8 bonus dollars.
  659.  
  660. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  661. Preference itemManagerIndex changed from 7 to 10
  662. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
  663. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  664.  
  665. wham.php?visit=1
  666. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  667. wham.php?visit=2
  668. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  669. wham.php?visit=3
  670. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  671. wham.php?ask=1&visit=3
  672. wham.php?visit=4
  673. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
  674. wham.php?visit=5
  675. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
  676. wham.php?visit=6
  677. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
  678. wham.php?ask=1&visit=6
  679. wham.php?visit=7
  680. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=7
  681. wham.php?visit=8
  682. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=8
  683. wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=8
  684. wham.php?accuse=2&visit=2
  685. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  686. Preference _detectiveCasesCompleted changed from 1 to 2
  687. > Solved the case in 73 minutes, earning 2 bonus dollars.
  688.  
  689. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  690. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
  691. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  692.  
  693. wham.php?visit=1
  694. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  695. wham.php?visit=2
  696. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  697. wham.php?visit=3
  698. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  699. wham.php?visit=4
  700. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
  701. wham.php?visit=5
  702. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
  703. wham.php?visit=6
  704. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
  705. wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=6
  706. wham.php?accuse=5&visit=5
  707. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  708. Preference _detectiveCasesCompleted changed from 2 to 3
  709. > Solved the case in 49 minutes, earning 4 bonus dollars.
  710.  
  711. familiar XO Skeleton (6 lbs)
  712.  
  713. use 1 mumming trunk
  714. Took choice 1271/1: The Captain
  715. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=1
  716. Costume 1 applied to XO Skeleton
  717. Preference _mummeryUses changed from  to 1,
  718. Preference _mummeryMods changed from  to Meat Drop: [30*fam(XO Skeleton)],
  719.  
  720. familiar none
  721.  
  722. familiar God Lobster (6 lbs)
  723.  
  724. use 1 mumming trunk
  725. Took choice 1271/6: The Doctor
  726. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=6
  727. Costume 6 applied to God Lobster
  728. Preference _mummeryUses changed from 1, to 1,6,
  729. Preference _mummeryMods changed from Meat Drop: [30*fam(XO Skeleton)], to Meat Drop: [30*fam(XO Skeleton)],HP Regen Min: [8*fam(God Lobster)], HP Regen Max: [10*fam(God Lobster)],
  730.  
  731. familiar none
  732.  
  733. familiar Space Jellyfish (6 lbs)
  734.  
  735. use 1 mumming trunk
  736. Took choice 1271/2: Beelzebub
  737. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=2
  738. Costume 2 applied to Space Jellyfish
  739. Preference _mummeryUses changed from 1,6, to 1,6,2,
  740. Preference _mummeryMods changed from Meat Drop: [30*fam(XO Skeleton)],HP Regen Min: [8*fam(God Lobster)], HP Regen Max: [10*fam(God Lobster)], to Meat Drop: [30*fam(XO Skeleton)],HP Regen Min: [8*fam(God Lobster)], HP Regen Max: [10*fam(God Lobster)],MP Regen Min: [4*fam(Space Jellyfish)], MP Regen Max: [5*fam(Space Jellyfish)],
  741.  
  742. familiar none
  743.  
  744. familiar Artistic Goth Kid (6 lbs)
  745.  
  746. use 1 mumming trunk
  747. Took choice 1271/5: Oliver Cromwell
  748. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=5
  749. Costume 5 applied to Artistic Goth Kid
  750. Preference _mummeryUses changed from 1,6,2, to 1,6,2,5,
  751. Preference _mummeryMods changed from Meat Drop: [30*fam(XO Skeleton)],HP Regen Min: [8*fam(God Lobster)], HP Regen Max: [10*fam(God Lobster)],MP Regen Min: [4*fam(Space Jellyfish)], MP Regen Max: [5*fam(Space Jellyfish)], to Meat Drop: [30*fam(XO Skeleton)],HP Regen Min: [8*fam(God Lobster)], HP Regen Max: [10*fam(God Lobster)],MP Regen Min: [4*fam(Space Jellyfish)], MP Regen Max: [5*fam(Space Jellyfish)],Experience (Mysticality): [4*fam(Artistic Goth Kid)],
  752.  
  753. familiar none
  754.  
  755. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (6 lbs)
  756.  
  757. use 1 mumming trunk
  758. Took choice 1271/4: Prince George
  759. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1271&option=4
  760. Costume 4 applied to Trick-or-Treating Tot
  761. Preference _mummeryUses changed from 1,6,2,5, to 1,6,2,5,4,
  762. Preference _mummeryMods changed from Meat Drop: [30*fam(XO Skeleton)],HP Regen Min: [8*fam(God Lobster)], HP Regen Max: [10*fam(God Lobster)],MP Regen Min: [4*fam(Space Jellyfish)], MP Regen Max: [5*fam(Space Jellyfish)],Experience (Mysticality): [4*fam(Artistic Goth Kid)], to Meat Drop: [30*fam(XO Skeleton)],HP Regen Min: [8*fam(God Lobster)], HP Regen Max: [10*fam(God Lobster)],MP Regen Min: [4*fam(Space Jellyfish)], MP Regen Max: [5*fam(Space Jellyfish)],Experience (Mysticality): [4*fam(Artistic Goth Kid)],Item Drop: [25*fam(Trick-or-Treating Tot)],
  763.  
  764. familiar none
  765.  
  766. familiar Cornbeefadon (6 lbs)
  767.  
  768. cast 1 Summon Clip Art
  769. You acquire an item: box of Familiar Jacks
  770. Preference _clipartSummons changed from 0 to 1
  771. Preference tomeSummons changed from 0 to 1
  772.  
  773. use 1 box of Familiar Jacks
  774. You acquire an item: amulet coin
  775.  
  776. place.php?whichplace=realm_fantasy&action=fr_initcenter
  777. Preference lastEncounter changed from Starship Inventiveness :: In the Bridge to Welcome to FantasyRealm
  778. Encounter: Welcome to FantasyRealm
  779. Took choice 1280/2: acquire FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  780. choice.php?whichchoice=1280&option=2&pwd
  781. Preference _frHoursLeft changed from 0 to 5
  782. Preference _frAreasUnlocked changed from  to The Bandit Crossroads,
  783. You acquire an item: FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  784. You acquire an item: FantasyRealm G. E. M.
  785.  
  786. use 1 portable pantogram
  787. Took choice 1270/1: (secret choice)
  788. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1270&option=1&m=2&e=3&s1=-2%2C0&s2=-1%2C0&s3=-1%2C0
  789. Preference _pantogramModifier changed from  to Mysticality: 10, Spooky Resistance: 2, Maximum MP: 20, Weapon Damage: 20, Combat Rate: -5, Lasts Until Rollover: true
  790.  
  791. familiar XO Skeleton (6 lbs)
  792. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 2.0 meat, 1.0 item -equip champagne +equip lucky gold +equip screege to mp
  793.  
  794. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  795.  
  796. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  797.  
  798. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  799.  
  800. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  801.  
  802. equip pants pantogram pants
  803.  
  804. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  805.  
  806. equip acc2 gold detective badge
  807.  
  808. equip acc3 your cowboy boots
  809.  
  810. equip familiar amulet coin
  811.  
  812. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  813. You gain 126 hit points
  814. Preference _hotTubSoaks changed from 0 to 1
  815.  
  816. tutorial.php?action=toot
  817. You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI
  818.  
  819. use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
  820. You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
  821. You acquire an item: disassembled clover
  822.  
  823. use 1 pork elf goodies sack
  824. You acquire an item: porquoise
  825. You acquire an item: hamethyst
  826. You acquire an item: baconstone
  827. You acquire an item: porquoise
  828. You acquire an item: baconstone
  829.  
  830. autosell: 1 hamethyst
  831. You gain 500 Meat
  832.  
  833. autosell: 2 baconstone
  834. You gain 1,000 Meat
  835. Took choice 1099/1: A barrel
  836. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=00
  837. You acquire an item: magicalness-in-a-can
  838. Took choice 1099/1: unknown
  839. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=01
  840. You acquire an item: shot of orange schnapps
  841. Took choice 1099/1: unknown
  842. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=02
  843. You acquire an item: orange
  844. Took choice 1099/1: unknown
  845. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=10
  846. You acquire an item: magicalness-in-a-can
  847. > Found mimic in slot: 11
  848. Took choice 1099/1: unknown
  849. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=12
  850. You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
  851. Took choice 1099/1: unknown
  852. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=20
  853. You acquire an item: shot of grapefruit schnapps
  854. > Found mimic in slot: 21
  855. Took choice 1099/1: unknown
  856. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=22
  857. You acquire an item: Cloaca-Cola
  858. Preference _didBarrelBustToday changed from  to true
  859.  
  860. autosell: 2 magicalness-in-a-can
  861. You gain 200 Meat
  862. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Barrel Full of Barrels
  863.  
  864. autosell: 1 Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir
  865. You gain 30 Meat
  866.  
  867. buy 1 toy accordion for 142 each from Armory and Leggery
  868. You spent 142 Meat
  869. You acquire an item: toy accordion
  870. > Gum acquistion of: saucepan
  871.  
  872. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  873. You spent 47 Meat
  874. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  875.  
  876. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  877. You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
  878.  
  879. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  880. You spent 47 Meat
  881. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  882.  
  883. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  884. You acquire an item: helmet turtle
  885.  
  886. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  887. You spent 47 Meat
  888. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  889.  
  890. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  891. You acquire an item: stolen accordion
  892.  
  893. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  894. You spent 47 Meat
  895. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  896.  
  897. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  898. You acquire an item: saucepan
  899. > Gum acquistion of: turtle totem
  900.  
  901. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  902. You spent 47 Meat
  903. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  904.  
  905. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  906. You acquire an item: Hollandaise helmet
  907.  
  908. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  909. You spent 47 Meat
  910. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  911.  
  912. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  913. You acquire an item: seal-skull helmet
  914.  
  915. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  916. You spent 47 Meat
  917. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  918.  
  919. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  920. You acquire an item: turtle totem
  921. > Gum acquistion of: disco mask
  922.  
  923. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  924. You spent 47 Meat
  925. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  926.  
  927. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  928. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
  929.  
  930. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  931. You spent 47 Meat
  932. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  933.  
  934. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  935. You acquire an item: disco mask
  936.  
  937. cast 1 Inscrutable Gaze
  938. You acquire an effect: Inscrutable Gaze (10)
  939.  
  940. cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
  941. You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (5)
  942.  
  943. cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
  944. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)
  945.  
  946. use 1 Deck of Every Card
  947. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Barrel Full of Barrels to None
  948.  
  949. [1] Deck of Every Card
  950. Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 0 to 4
  951. play Giant Growth (39)
  952. Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from  to Giant Growth
  953. Preference lastEncounter changed from Welcome to FantasyRealm to Giant Growth
  954. Encounter: Giant Growth
  955. Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 4 to 5
  956. You acquire an item: green mana
  957. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Barrel Full of Barrels
  958. Preference _deckCardsCheated changed from  to 39
  959. Source Terminal: enquiry familiar.enq
  960. Preference sourceTerminalEnquiry changed from  to familiar.enq
  961.  
  962. use 1 SongBoom™ BoomBox
  963. Preference lastEncounter changed from Giant Growth to Choose a Soundtrack
  964. Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
  965. Took choice 1312/5: "Total Eclipse of Your Meat"
  966. choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=5&pwd
  967. Preference boomBoxSong changed from  to Total Eclipse of Your Meat
  968. Preference _boomBoxSongsLeft changed from 11 to 10
  969. Setting soundtrack to Total Eclipse of Your Meat
  970.  
  971. use 1 astral six-pack
  972. You acquire astral pilsner (6)
  973.  
  974. Collecting potions from continental juice bar
  975. You acquire an item: flask of baconstone juice
  976. You acquire an item: vial of hamethyst juice
  977. You acquire an item: lotion of sleaziness
  978. Preference _chateauDeskHarvested changed from false to true
  979.  
  980. Visiting Looking Glass in clan VIP lounge
  981. You acquire an item: "DRINK ME" potion
  982. Preference _lookingGlass changed from false to true
  983.  
  984. swimming pool screwaround
  985.  
  986. Doing handstand in clan VIP swimming pool
  987.  
  988. Diving for treasure in clan VIP swimming pool
  989. Preference _olympicSwimmingPoolItemFound changed from false to true
  990.  
  991. Getting out of clan VIP swimming pool
  992.  
  993. Visiting The Horsery
  994. Took choice 1266/1: Rent This Horse
  995. choice.php?whichchoice=1266&option=1
  996. Preference _horsery changed from  to normal horse.  Nothin' funny about that
  997. Chose the normal horse.  Nothin' funny about that
  998. Preference _horsery changed from normal horse.  Nothin' funny about that to normal horse
  999.  
  1000. Visiting The Voting Booth
  1001.  
  1002. /main.php?vote=1
  1003. Preference lastEncounter changed from Choose a Soundtrack to Daily Loathing Ballot
  1004. Encounter: Daily Loathing Ballot
  1005. Preference _voteLocal1 changed from  to Gear Drop: +30
  1006. Preference _voteLocal2 changed from  to Critical Hit Percent: -10
  1007. Preference _voteLocal3 changed from  to Weapon Damage Percent: +100
  1008. Preference _voteLocal4 changed from  to Experience (familiar): +2
  1009.  choice.php?option=1&whichchoice=1331&g=1&local[]=2&local[]=3
  1010. You acquire an item: "I Voted!" sticker
  1011. place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_boxingdaycare
  1012. Took choice 1334/1: Have a Boxing Daydream
  1013. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1334&option=1
  1014. Preference _daycareNap changed from false to true
  1015. You acquire an item: glass of raw eggs
  1016. place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_boxingdaycare
  1017. Took choice 1334/3: Enter the Boxing Daycare
  1018. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1334&option=3
  1019. Preference daycareToddlers changed from 0 to 2
  1020. Preference daycareInstructors changed from 0 to 1
  1021. Took choice 1336/2: Scavenge for gym equipment
  1022. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1336&option=2
  1023. Preference _daycareGymScavenges changed from 0 to 1
  1024. You have found 3076 pieces of gym equipment
  1025. You gain 30 Strongness
  1026. You gain some Muscle points!
  1027. You gain 13 Enchantedness
  1028. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1029. You gain 10 Roguishness
  1030. You gain a Moxie point!
  1031. Preference daycareEquipment changed from 0 to 3077
  1032.  
  1033. use 1 Bird-a-Day calendar
  1034.  
  1035. Visiting The WLF Bunker
  1036. Preference _volcanoItem1 changed from 0 to 8498
  1037. Preference _volcanoItemCount1 changed from 0 to 1
  1038. Preference _volcanoItem2 changed from 0 to 8499
  1039. Preference _volcanoItemCount2 changed from 0 to 1
  1040. Preference _volcanoItem3 changed from 0 to 8500
  1041. Preference _volcanoItemCount3 changed from 0 to 1
  1042.  
  1043. familiar Artistic Goth Kid (6 lbs)
  1044.  
  1045. Unequip XO Skeleton
  1046.  
  1047. equip familiar amulet coin
  1048. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from mp to mp +equip protonic +equip latte -equip Lil' Doctor -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1049.  
  1050. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  1051. Source Terminal: educate turbo.edu
  1052. Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from  to turbo.edu
  1053. Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
  1054. Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from  to turbo.edu
  1055. Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from turbo.edu to digitize.edu
  1056. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Barrel Full of Barrels to None
  1057.  
  1058. [1] Your Witchess Set
  1059. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1060. Preference lastEncounter changed from Daily Loathing Ballot to Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1061. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1062. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1063. Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Bishop
  1064. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1065. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from  to 20200123225459
  1066. Preference singleFamiliarRun changed from 0 to 160
  1067. Preference _witchessFights changed from 0 to 1
  1068. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1069. Preference lastNemesisReset changed from 503 to 504
  1070. Round 1: fknslacker casts TURBO!
  1071. You acquire an effect: Turbocharged (1)
  1072. Round 2: You gain 343 Mana Points
  1073. Round 2: fknslacker casts DIGITIZE!
  1074. Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeUses changed from 0 to 1
  1075. Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from  to 7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif|
  1076. Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonster changed from  to Witchess Bishop
  1077. Round 3: fknslacker casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1078. Round 3: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  1079. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 25 damage.
  1080. Round 4: You lose 13 hit points
  1081. Round 4: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  1082. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 31 damage.
  1083. Round 5: fknslacker wins the fight!
  1084. After Battle: You gain 5 hit points
  1085. After Battle: You gain 9 Mana Points
  1086. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1087. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a big fake smile onto his face, and says, "why so serious?" from behind it. (+5 Stats)
  1088. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane scans the horizon with his little field binoculars and gives you some Oliver Cromwellian intelligence updates. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  1089. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  1090. After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
  1091. You gain some Mysticality points!
  1092. You gain some Levels!
  1093. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  1094. You gain a Moxie point!
  1095. You acquire an effect: Overheated (30)
  1096. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from  to 160:1
  1097. This combat did not cost a turn
  1098. Preference questPAGhost changed from unstarted to started
  1099. Preference ghostLocation changed from  to The Haunted Kitchen
  1100. Preference nextParanormalActivity changed from 1 to 584049
  1101. Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Kitchen.
  1102. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Barrel Full of Barrels
  1103.  
  1104. cast 1 Summon Crimbo Candy
  1105. You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark
  1106. You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark
  1107. You acquire an item: Crimbo candied pecan
  1108. Preference _candySummons changed from 0 to 1
  1109.  
  1110. cast 1 Summon Clip Art
  1111. You acquire an item: Temps Tempranillo
  1112. Preference _clipartSummons changed from 1 to 2
  1113. Preference tomeSummons changed from 1 to 2
  1114.  
  1115. cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
  1116. You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
  1117. Preference reagentSummons changed from 0 to 1
  1118.  
  1119. cast 1 Pastamastery
  1120. You acquire dry noodles (5)
  1121. Preference noodleSummons changed from 0 to 1
  1122.  
  1123. cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  1124. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  1125. You acquire an item: coconut shell
  1126. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  1127. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  1128. You acquire an item: coconut shell
  1129. Preference cocktailSummons changed from 0 to 1
  1130.  
  1131. cast 1 Perfect Freeze
  1132. You acquire an item: perfect ice cube
  1133. Preference _perfectFreezeUsed changed from false to true
  1134.  
  1135. cast 1 Astral Shell
  1136. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  1137.  
  1138. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  1139. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  1140.  
  1141. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  1142. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  1143.  
  1144. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  1145. You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier
  1146. Preference libramSummons changed from 0 to 1
  1147.  
  1148. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  1149. You acquire an item: resolution: be stronger
  1150. Preference libramSummons changed from 1 to 2
  1151.  
  1152. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  1153. You acquire an item: resolution: be feistier
  1154. Preference libramSummons changed from 2 to 3
  1155.  
  1156. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  1157. You acquire an item: resolution: be wealthier
  1158. Preference libramSummons changed from 3 to 4
  1159.  
  1160. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  1161. You acquire an item: resolution: be wealthier
  1162. Preference libramSummons changed from 4 to 5
  1163.  
  1164. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  1165. You acquire an item: resolution: be feistier
  1166. Preference libramSummons changed from 5 to 6
  1167.  
  1168. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  1169. You acquire an item: resolution: be feistier
  1170. Preference libramSummons changed from 6 to 7
  1171.  
  1172. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  1173. You acquire an item: resolution: be feistier
  1174. Preference libramSummons changed from 7 to 8
  1175.  
  1176. familiar Space Jellyfish (6 lbs)
  1177.  
  1178. Unequip Artistic Goth Kid
  1179.  
  1180. equip familiar amulet coin
  1181. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  1182. Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from turbo.edu to digitize.edu
  1183. Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from digitize.edu to extract.edu
  1184. Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
  1185. Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from digitize.edu to extract.edu
  1186. Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from extract.edu to digitize.edu
  1187.  
  1188. cast 1 Musk of the Moose
  1189. You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
  1190.  
  1191. cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  1192. You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (5)
  1193. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from mp +equip protonic +equip latte -equip Lil' Doctor -equip g.e.m. -tie to hp +equip cloake +equip Lil' Doctor +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1194.  
  1195. equip hat helmet turtle
  1196.  
  1197. equip weapon fish hatchet
  1198.  
  1199. equip back vampyric cloake
  1200.  
  1201. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  1202. Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Pantry
  1203. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Barrel Full of Barrels to The Haunted Pantry
  1204.  
  1205. [1] The Haunted Pantry
  1206. Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Bishop to flame-broiled meat blob
  1207. Encounter: flame-broiled meat blob
  1208. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
  1209. Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif| to
  1210. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225459 to 20200123225516
  1211. Preference singleFamiliarRun changed from 160 to -1
  1212. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1213. Round 1: Taddeus latches onto your foe and drains some of their vital life essences. This makes them weaker, because life essences are important for strength.
  1214. Round 1: flame-broiled meat blob drops 10 attack power.
  1215. Round 1: flame-broiled meat blob drops 10 defense.
  1216. > stench_jelly_filter monster: flame-broiled meat blob(148)
  1217. Round 1: fknslacker casts BECOME A WOLF!
  1218. You acquire an effect: Wolfish Form (1)
  1219. Preference _vampyreCloakeFormUses changed from 0 to 1
  1220. > stench_jelly_filter monster: flame-broiled meat blob(148)
  1221. Round 2: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  1222. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1223. > stench_jelly_filter monster: flame-broiled meat blob(148)
  1224. Round 3: fknslacker casts MACROMETEORITE!
  1225. Round 4: your opponent becomes an undead elbow macaroni!
  1226. Preference _macrometeoriteUses changed from 0 to 1
  1227. > stench_jelly_filter monster: undead elbow macaroni(147)
  1228. Round 4: fknslacker casts GULP LATTE!
  1229. Round 5: You gain 51 hit points
  1230. Round 5: You gain 94 Mana Points
  1231. Preference _latteDrinkUsed changed from false to true
  1232. > stench_jelly_filter monster: undead elbow macaroni(147)
  1233. Round 5: fknslacker casts THROW LATTE ON OPPONENT!
  1234. Preference _latteBanishUsed changed from false to true
  1235. Preference banishedMonsters changed from  to undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0
  1236. This combat did not cost a turn
  1237. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from hp +equip cloake +equip Lil' Doctor +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie to hp +equip cloake +equip Lil' Doctor +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1238.  
  1239. [1] The Haunted Pantry
  1240. Preference lastEncounter changed from flame-broiled meat blob to possessed can of tomatoes
  1241. Encounter: possessed can of tomatoes
  1242. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225516 to 20200123225520
  1243. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1244. Round 1: Taddeus puts your foe's entire head in its mouth -- wait, is that Taddeus's mouth? It's on the underneath, so it could also be its butt, right?
  1245. Round 1: possessed can of tomatoes drops 10 attack power.
  1246. Round 1: possessed can of tomatoes drops 10 defense.
  1247. > stench_jelly_filter monster: possessed can of tomatoes(145)
  1248. Round 1: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  1249. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1250. > stench_jelly_filter monster: possessed can of tomatoes(145)
  1251. Round 2: fknslacker casts CHEST X-RAY!
  1252. Round 3: fknslacker wins the fight!
  1253. After Battle: Taddeus, dressed as Beelzebub, fires a bolt of red lightning from his pitchfork into your calf.
  1254. After Battle: You gain 5 Mana Points
  1255. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  1256. After Battle: You gain 9 Mana Points
  1257. You gain 10 Meat
  1258. You acquire an item: razor-sharp can lid
  1259. You acquire an item: tomato
  1260. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  1261. After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
  1262. Preference _chestXRayUsed changed from 0 to 1
  1263. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1 to 160:1|209:1
  1264. This combat did not cost a turn
  1265. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from hp +equip cloake +equip Lil' Doctor +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie to hp +equip cloake +equip Lil' Doctor +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1266.  
  1267. [1] The Haunted Pantry
  1268. Encounter: possessed can of tomatoes
  1269. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225520 to 20200123225522
  1270. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1271. Round 1: Taddeus puts your foe's entire head in its mouth, and your foe doesn't like that one bit.
  1272. Round 1: possessed can of tomatoes drops 10 attack power.
  1273. Round 1: possessed can of tomatoes drops 10 defense.
  1274. > stench_jelly_filter monster: possessed can of tomatoes(145)
  1275. Round 1: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  1276. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1277. > stench_jelly_filter monster: possessed can of tomatoes(145)
  1278. Round 2: fknslacker casts MACROMETEORITE!
  1279. Round 3: your opponent becomes a flame-broiled meat blob!
  1280. Preference _macrometeoriteUses changed from 1 to 2
  1281. > stench_jelly_filter monster: flame-broiled meat blob(148)
  1282. Round 3: fknslacker casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
  1283. Preference _kgbTranquilizerDartUses changed from 0 to 1
  1284. Preference banishedMonsters changed from undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0 to undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:flame-broiled meat blob:KGB tranquilizer dart:0
  1285. This combat did not cost a turn
  1286. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from hp +equip cloake +equip Lil' Doctor +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie to hp +equip cloake +equip Lil' Doctor +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1287.  
  1288. [1] The Haunted Pantry
  1289. Preference lastEncounter changed from possessed can of tomatoes to fiendish can of asparagus
  1290. Encounter: fiendish can of asparagus
  1291. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225522 to 20200123225525
  1292. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1293. Round 1: Taddeus puts your foe's entire head in its mouth -- wait, is that Taddeus's mouth? It's on the underneath, so it could also be its butt, right?
  1294. Round 1: fiendish can of asparagus drops 10 attack power.
  1295. Round 1: fiendish can of asparagus drops 10 defense.
  1296. > stench_jelly_filter monster: fiendish can of asparagus(146)
  1297. Round 1: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  1298. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1299. > stench_jelly_filter monster: fiendish can of asparagus(146)
  1300. Round 2: fknslacker casts EXTRACT JELLY!
  1301. Round 3: Taddeus latches onto your foe's butt, and starts draining it of... well not what you might be thinking. It's more like butt energy? It turns out butt energy smells bad, and so does the glob of stench jelly that Taddeus squirts into your hand when it's done.
  1302. You acquire an item: stench jelly
  1303. Preference _spaceJellyfishDrops changed from 0 to 1
  1304. > stench_jelly_filter monster: fiendish can of asparagus(146)
  1305. Round 3: fknslacker casts SNOKEBOMB!
  1306. Preference banishedMonsters changed from undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:flame-broiled meat blob:KGB tranquilizer dart:0 to undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:flame-broiled meat blob:KGB tranquilizer dart:0:fiendish can of asparagus:snokebomb:0
  1307. Preference _snokebombUsed changed from 0 to 1
  1308. This combat did not cost a turn
  1309.  
  1310. main.php?latte=1
  1311. Preference latteUnlocks changed from cinnamon,pumpkin,vanilla to pumpkin,cinnamon,vanilla
  1312. Filling mug with Cinna- vanilla Latte with a hint of autumn.
  1313. Took choice 1329/1: (secret choice)
  1314. choice.php?whichchoice=1329&option=1&l1=JvFj4t3pMj0v6FsMqpHBySwRz7nxQ7yBUtO4eUbP%2B%2BRCY%2B5OQg%2BFd6ri7dq3gK%2BzbU1oVnZucUhvMWhBMi9FOEozV1RnZz09&l2=fw30huge2E7XB7XzpJ79UzaG1q81C9GxrBPRLHPw4p%2BTLg1tfRpfpX2ycHJtkI%2FqWUxFTThWa1pRaWNqekNqd24vMkdCQT09&l3=ZBUoYAtidyx%2BaOv3%2BbhrLdiOf7dRboB6ZtqDH%2Fe4qiMod4CfRQ%2BPNKOoq7PGB1pncXN1Z0xRWGJldjl2VERlWXdnYVNlUT09
  1315. Filled your mug with Cinna- vanilla Latte with a hint of autumn.
  1316. Preference latteModifier changed from  to Experience (Moxie): 1, Moxie Percent: 5, Pickpocket Chance: 5, Experience (Muscle): 1, Muscle Percent: 5, Weapon Damage Percent: 5, Experience (Mysticality): 1, Mysticality Percent: 5, Spell Damage: 5
  1317. Preference _latteRefillsUsed changed from 0 to 1
  1318. Preference _latteBanishUsed changed from true to false
  1319. Preference _latteDrinkUsed changed from true to false
  1320. > _pantsgivingFullness0
  1321. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from hp +equip cloake +equip Lil' Doctor +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality +equip protonic +equip kramco +equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1322.  
  1323. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  1324.  
  1325. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  1326.  
  1327. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  1328.  
  1329. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  1330.  
  1331. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1332. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  1333. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  1334. Preference garbageTreeCharge changed from 0 to 1000
  1335. Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 0 to 11
  1336. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 0 to 37
  1337. Preference _garbageItemChanged changed from false to true
  1338. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  1339.  
  1340. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  1341. You acquire an item: Letter for Melvign the Gnome
  1342.  
  1343. equip acc2 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
  1344.  
  1345. equip acc3 tiny plastic golden gundam
  1346.  
  1347. familiar Machine Elf (6 lbs)
  1348.  
  1349. Unequip Space Jellyfish
  1350.  
  1351. equip familiar amulet coin
  1352.  
  1353. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  1354. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Pantry to The Haunted Kitchen
  1355. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Pantry to The Haunted Kitchen
  1356.  
  1357. [1] The Haunted Kitchen
  1358. Preference lastEncounter changed from fiendish can of asparagus to The Icewoman
  1359. Encounter: The Icewoman
  1360. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225525 to 20200123225535
  1361. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1362. Round 1: Your foe is struck dumb by Cleverly Playing's mesmerizing movement-without-movement.
  1363. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  1364. Round 1: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  1365. Round 2: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  1366. You acquire an item: Source essence
  1367. Round 3: fknslacker casts SHOOT GHOST!
  1368. Round 4: fknslacker casts SHOOT GHOST!
  1369. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  1370. Round 5: fknslacker casts SHOOT GHOST!
  1371. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  1372. Round 6: fknslacker casts TRAP GHOST!
  1373. Round 7: fknslacker wins the fight!
  1374. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  1375. You acquire an item: bag of GORP
  1376. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  1377. After Battle: You gain 7 Mana Points
  1378. You gain 87 Meat
  1379. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  1380. You acquire an item: frigid derringer
  1381. You acquire an item: normal barrel
  1382. After Battle: Your heart thrums with increased acuity.
  1383. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  1384. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  1385. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  1386. You gain some Muscle points!
  1387. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  1388. You gain some Mysticality points!
  1389. You gain a Level!
  1390. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  1391. You gain some Moxie points!
  1392. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 37 to 36
  1393. Preference latteUnlocks changed from pumpkin,cinnamon,vanilla to pumpkin,cinnamon,vanilla,chili
  1394. Unlocked chili for Latte.
  1395. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:1
  1396. This combat did not cost a turn
  1397. Preference questPAGhost changed from started to unstarted
  1398. Preference ghostLocation changed from The Haunted Kitchen to
  1399. Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 0 to 4
  1400. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality +equip protonic +equip kramco +equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to familiar weight +equip Lil' Doctor +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1401.  
  1402. equip weapon fish hatchet
  1403. unequip shirt
  1404.  
  1405. equip acc2 Beach Comb
  1406.  
  1407. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  1408. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Haiku Dungeon
  1409. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Haiku Dungeon
  1410.  
  1411. [1] The Haiku Dungeon
  1412. Preference lastEncounter changed from The Icewoman to gelatinous cube
  1413. Encounter: gelatinous cube
  1414. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225535 to 20200123225542
  1415. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1416. > ninja_costume_filter monster: gelatinous cube(532)
  1417. Round 1: fknslacker casts REFLEX HAMMER!
  1418. Preference _reflexHammerUsed changed from 0 to 1
  1419. Preference banishedMonsters changed from undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:flame-broiled meat blob:KGB tranquilizer dart:0:fiendish can of asparagus:snokebomb:0 to undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:flame-broiled meat blob:KGB tranquilizer dart:0:fiendish can of asparagus:snokebomb:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0
  1420. This combat did not cost a turn
  1421.  
  1422. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (16 lbs)
  1423.  
  1424. Unequip Machine Elf
  1425.  
  1426. equip familiar amulet coin
  1427.  
  1428. familiar Machine Elf (16 lbs)
  1429.  
  1430. Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
  1431.  
  1432. equip familiar amulet coin
  1433.  
  1434. [1] The Haiku Dungeon
  1435. Preference lastEncounter changed from gelatinous cube to Knob Goblin poseur
  1436. Encounter: Knob Goblin poseur
  1437. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225542 to 20200123225546
  1438. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1439. > ninja_costume_filter monster: Knob Goblin poseur(533)
  1440. Round 1: fknslacker casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
  1441. Preference _kgbTranquilizerDartUses changed from 1 to 2
  1442. Preference banishedMonsters changed from undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:flame-broiled meat blob:KGB tranquilizer dart:0:fiendish can of asparagus:snokebomb:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0 to undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:fiendish can of asparagus:snokebomb:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0
  1443. Preference banishedMonsters changed from undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:fiendish can of asparagus:snokebomb:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0 to undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:fiendish can of asparagus:snokebomb:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0:Knob Goblin poseur:KGB tranquilizer dart:0
  1444. This combat did not cost a turn
  1445.  
  1446. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (16 lbs)
  1447.  
  1448. Unequip Machine Elf
  1449.  
  1450. equip familiar amulet coin
  1451.  
  1452. familiar Machine Elf (16 lbs)
  1453.  
  1454. Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
  1455.  
  1456. equip familiar amulet coin
  1457.  
  1458. [1] The Haiku Dungeon
  1459. Preference lastEncounter changed from Knob Goblin poseur to amateur ninja
  1460. Encounter: amateur ninja
  1461. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225546 to 20200123225551
  1462. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  1463. > ninja_costume_filter monster: amateur ninja(716)
  1464. Round 1: fknslacker casts CHEST X-RAY!
  1465. Round 2: fknslacker wins the fight!
  1466. After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
  1467. After Battle: You gain 6 hit points
  1468. After Battle: You gain 6 Mojo points
  1469. You acquire an item: bargain flash powder
  1470. You acquire an item: cheap plastic blowgun
  1471. You acquire an item: moist barrel
  1472. After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
  1473. You acquire an item: li'l ninja costume
  1474. You gain 1 Strongness
  1475. You gain 3 Magicalness
  1476. You gain 2 Roguishness
  1477. Preference _chestXRayUsed changed from 1 to 2
  1478. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:2
  1479. This combat did not cost a turn
  1480.  
  1481. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (16 lbs)
  1482.  
  1483. Unequip Machine Elf
  1484.  
  1485. equip familiar amulet coin
  1486.  
  1487. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  1488. You acquire an item: resolution: be smarter
  1489. Preference libramSummons changed from 8 to 9
  1490.  
  1491. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  1492. You acquire an item: resolution: be smarter
  1493. Preference libramSummons changed from 9 to 10
  1494. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 7
  1495.  
  1496. familiar Machine Elf (17 lbs)
  1497.  
  1498. Unequip Trick-or-Treating Tot
  1499.  
  1500. equip familiar amulet coin
  1501. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from familiar weight +equip Lil' Doctor +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality ML +equip latte +equip Lil' Doctor -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1502.  
  1503. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  1504.  
  1505. equip acc2 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
  1506.  
  1507. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1508. You gain 70 hit points
  1509. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haiku Dungeon to The Bubblin' Caldera
  1510. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haiku Dungeon to The Bubblin' Caldera
  1511.  
  1512. [1] The Bubblin' Caldera
  1513. Preference lastEncounter changed from amateur ninja to Caldera Air
  1514. Encounter: Caldera Air
  1515. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality ML +equip latte +equip Lil' Doctor -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality ML +equip latte +equip Lil' Doctor -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1516.  
  1517. [1] The Bubblin' Caldera
  1518. Preference lastEncounter changed from Caldera Air to Aaaaah!  Aaaaaaaah!
  1519. Encounter: Aaaaah!  Aaaaaaaah!
  1520. You acquire an effect: Drenched in Lava (20)
  1521. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality ML +equip latte +equip Lil' Doctor -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality ML +equip latte +equip Lil' Doctor -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1522.  
  1523. [1] The Bubblin' Caldera
  1524. Preference lastEncounter changed from Aaaaah!  Aaaaaaaah! to lava lamprey
  1525. Encounter: lava lamprey
  1526. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225551 to 20200123225600
  1527. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1528. Round 1: Cleverly Playing smiles at you. Your soul sparkles, charged with erotic secret.
  1529. Round 1: You gain 123 Mana Points
  1530. > caldera_lavatory_filter monster: lava lamprey(1797)
  1531. Round 1: fknslacker uses the DNA extraction syringe!
  1532. Round 2: You lose 9 hit points
  1533. Preference dnaSyringe changed from  to fish
  1534. > caldera_lavatory_filter monster: lava lamprey(1797)
  1535. Round 2: fknslacker casts SNOKEBOMB!
  1536. Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
  1537. Preference banishedMonsters changed from undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:fiendish can of asparagus:snokebomb:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0:Knob Goblin poseur:KGB tranquilizer dart:0 to undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0:Knob Goblin poseur:KGB tranquilizer dart:0
  1538. Preference banishedMonsters changed from undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0:Knob Goblin poseur:KGB tranquilizer dart:0 to undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0:Knob Goblin poseur:KGB tranquilizer dart:0:lava lamprey:snokebomb:0
  1539. Preference _snokebombUsed changed from 1 to 2
  1540. This combat did not cost a turn
  1541.  
  1542. Making a Gene Tonic
  1543. You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Fish
  1544. Preference _dnaPotionsMade changed from 0 to 1
  1545. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality ML +equip latte +equip Lil' Doctor -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality ML +equip latte +equip Lil' Doctor -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1546.  
  1547. [1] The Bubblin' Caldera
  1548. Preference lastEncounter changed from lava lamprey to lavatory
  1549. Encounter: lavatory
  1550. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225600 to 20200123225604
  1551. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1552. Round 1: Cleverly Playing smiles at you. Your eye thickens, protected by a layer of wicker clay.
  1553. Round 1: You gain 17 hit points
  1554. > caldera_lavatory_filter monster: lavatory(1798)
  1555. Round 1: fknslacker casts MACROMETEORITE!
  1556. Round 2: your opponent becomes a basaltamander!
  1557. Preference _macrometeoriteUses changed from 2 to 3
  1558. > caldera_lavatory_filter monster: basaltamander(1799)
  1559. Round 2: fknslacker uses the DNA extraction syringe!
  1560. Preference dnaSyringe changed from fish to beast
  1561. > caldera_lavatory_filter monster: basaltamander(1799)
  1562. Round 3: fknslacker casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
  1563. Preference _kgbTranquilizerDartUses changed from 2 to 3
  1564. Preference banishedMonsters changed from undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0:Knob Goblin poseur:KGB tranquilizer dart:0:lava lamprey:snokebomb:0 to undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0:lava lamprey:snokebomb:0
  1565. Preference banishedMonsters changed from undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0:lava lamprey:snokebomb:0 to undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0:lava lamprey:snokebomb:0:basaltamander:KGB tranquilizer dart:0
  1566. This combat did not cost a turn
  1567.  
  1568. Making a Gene Tonic
  1569. You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Beast
  1570. Preference _dnaPotionsMade changed from 1 to 2
  1571. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 7
  1572.  
  1573. familiar Reanimated Reanimator (6 lbs)
  1574.  
  1575. main.php?talktoreanimator=1
  1576.  
  1577. Unequip Machine Elf
  1578.  
  1579. equip familiar amulet coin
  1580. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality ML +equip latte +equip Lil' Doctor -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality ML +equip kramco -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1581.  
  1582. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  1583.  
  1584. equip acc3 tiny plastic golden gundam
  1585. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Bubblin' Caldera to The Haunted Kitchen
  1586. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Bubblin' Caldera to The Haunted Kitchen
  1587.  
  1588. [1] The Haunted Kitchen
  1589. Preference lastEncounter changed from lavatory to sausage goblin
  1590. Encounter: sausage goblin
  1591. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225604 to 20200123225610
  1592. Preference _sausageFights changed from 0 to 1
  1593. Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 0 to 583998
  1594. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1595. > goblin_wink_filter monster: sausage goblin(2104)
  1596. Round 1: fknslacker casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  1597. > goblin_wink_filter monster: sausage goblin(2104)
  1598. Round 1: fknslacker casts WINK AT!
  1599. Round 2: You point a finger at Winkalot, then at your opponent. Winkalot nods and begins calculating how much glow-juice he'll need to reanimate it.
  1600. Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 0 to 3
  1601. Preference romanticTarget changed from  to sausage goblin
  1602. Preference _badlyRomanticArrows changed from 0 to 1
  1603. Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from  to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|
  1604. Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif| to 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif|
  1605. > goblin_wink_filter monster: sausage goblin(2104)
  1606. Round 2: fknslacker executes a macro!
  1607. Round 2: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1608. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 3 attack power.
  1609. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 4 defense.
  1610. Round 3: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1611. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 10 attack power.
  1612. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 10 defense.
  1613. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 2 attack power.
  1614. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 4 defense.
  1615. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 0 to 1
  1616. Round 4: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  1617. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 1 attack power.
  1618. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 1 defense.
  1619. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 3 attack power.
  1620. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 4 defense.
  1621. Round 5: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  1622. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 3 attack power.
  1623. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 2 defense.
  1624. Round 6: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  1625. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 3 attack power.
  1626. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 5 defense.
  1627. Round 7: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  1628. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1629. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 4 attack power.
  1630. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 2 defense.
  1631. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  1632. Round 9: sausage goblin takes 34 damage.
  1633. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 4 attack power.
  1634. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 4 defense.
  1635. Round 9: fknslacker wins the fight!
  1636. After Battle: You gain 5 hit points
  1637. After Battle: You gain 5 Mana Points
  1638. You gain 284 Meat
  1639. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  1640. After Battle: Winkalot drags your opponent away from the battle. "You haven't seen the last of this one!" he shouts.
  1641. After Battle: Winkalot says, "Ah, but a dash of peppermint oil in the reanimating solution will cure the 'death breath' problem! Minty freshness AND immortality!" and smiles broadly at his success. (+5 Stats)
  1642. After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
  1643. After Battle: You gain 24 Mysteriousness
  1644. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1645. After Battle: You gain 2 Roguishness
  1646. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:2 to 160:1|209:1|199:2|176:1
  1647. This combat did not cost a turn
  1648. Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 4 to 8
  1649. Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Helping Make Ends Meat
  1650. Encounter: Helping Make Ends Meat
  1651. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif
  1652. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
  1653. Preference _tempRelayCounters changed from 15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif|25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif| to
  1654. Took choice 1059/1: Sure, I'll go check it out.
  1655. choice.php?whichchoice=1059&option=1&pwd
  1656. Preference questM23Meatsmith changed from unstarted to started
  1657. > need fruit
  1658.  
  1659. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (6 lbs)
  1660.  
  1661. Unequip Reanimated Reanimator
  1662.  
  1663. equip familiar amulet coin
  1664.  
  1665. equip familiar li'l ninja costume
  1666. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality ML +equip kramco -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to item +equip protonic +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1667.  
  1668. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1669. Took choice 1275/2: Grab a broken champagne bottle
  1670. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=2&pwd
  1671. You acquire an item: broken champagne bottle
  1672.  
  1673. equip weapon broken champagne bottle
  1674.  
  1675. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  1676.  
  1677. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  1678.  
  1679. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1680. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Skeleton Store
  1681. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Skeleton Store
  1682.  
  1683. [1] The Skeleton Store
  1684. Preference lastEncounter changed from Helping Make Ends Meat to Skeletons In Store
  1685. Encounter: Skeletons In Store
  1686.  
  1687. [1] The Skeleton Store
  1688. Preference lastEncounter changed from Skeletons In Store to novelty tropical skeleton
  1689. Encounter: novelty tropical skeleton
  1690. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225610 to 20200123225621
  1691. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1692. > skeleton_store_filter monster: novelty tropical skeleton(1746)
  1693. Round 1: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  1694. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  1695. > skeleton_store_filter monster: novelty tropical skeleton(1746)
  1696. > free killing
  1697. Round 2: fknslacker casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  1698. Round 3: fknslacker wins the fight!
  1699. After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
  1700. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  1701. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  1702. After Battle: Tachelle dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  1703. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  1704. After Battle: You gain 11 Mana Points
  1705. After Battle: You gain 6 hit points
  1706. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  1707. After Battle: Prince Tachelle orders her servants to bring a mirror so she can adjust her clothes, then orders some more servants to bring her some new clothes. (+25% Item Drops)
  1708. You acquire an item: cherry
  1709. You acquire an item: strawberry
  1710. You acquire an item: orange
  1711. You acquire an item: grapefruit
  1712. You acquire an item: lemon
  1713. You acquire an item: lemon
  1714. You acquire an item: novelty fruit hat
  1715. You acquire an item: little firkin
  1716. After Battle: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
  1717. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  1718. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1719. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  1720. Preference _shatteringPunchUsed changed from 0 to 1
  1721. Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 11 to 10
  1722. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:2|176:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:2|176:1|206:1
  1723. This combat did not cost a turn
  1724.  
  1725. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  1726.  
  1727. familiar Garbage Fire (6 lbs)
  1728.  
  1729. equip familiar amulet coin
  1730. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Skeleton Store to Sloppy Seconds Diner
  1731. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Skeleton Store to Sloppy Seconds Diner
  1732.  
  1733. [1] Sloppy Seconds Diner
  1734. Preference lastEncounter changed from novelty tropical skeleton to Nothing Could Be Finer
  1735. Encounter: Nothing Could Be Finer
  1736.  
  1737. [1] Sloppy Seconds Diner
  1738. Preference lastEncounter changed from Nothing Could Be Finer to Super Strawberry Extra Rum Red-headed Nipple
  1739. Encounter: Super Strawberry Extra Rum Red-headed Nipple
  1740. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225621 to 20200123225625
  1741. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1742. > meteor_shower_filter monster: Sloppy Seconds Cocktail(1567)
  1743. Round 1: fknslacker casts MACROMETEORITE!
  1744. Round 2: your opponent becomes Sloppy Seconds Burger!
  1745. Preference _macrometeoriteUses changed from 3 to 4
  1746. > meteor_shower_filter monster: Sloppy Seconds Burger(1566)
  1747. Round 2: fknslacker casts METEOR SHOWER!
  1748. You acquire an effect: Meteor Showered (1)
  1749. Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
  1750. Preference _meteorShowerUses changed from 0 to 1
  1751. > meteor_shower_filter monster: Sloppy Seconds Burger(1566)
  1752. Round 3: fknslacker casts USE THE FORCE!
  1753. Preference lastEncounter changed from Super Strawberry Extra Rum Red-headed Nipple to Using the Force
  1754. Encounter: Using the Force
  1755. Preference _force_used changed from  to 1
  1756. Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away."
  1757. choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd
  1758. Preference _saberForceUses changed from 0 to 1
  1759. You acquire an item: Meat-inflating powder
  1760.  
  1761. [1] Sloppy Seconds Diner
  1762. Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to Coffee Infused Flaming Cinnamon Decadent Sundae
  1763. Encounter: Coffee Infused Flaming Cinnamon Decadent Sundae
  1764. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225625 to 20200123225629
  1765. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1766. > meteor_shower_filter monster: Sloppy Seconds Sundae(1568)
  1767. Round 1: fknslacker casts USE THE FORCE!
  1768. Preference lastEncounter changed from Coffee Infused Flaming Cinnamon Decadent Sundae to Using the Force
  1769. Encounter: Using the Force
  1770. Preference _force_used changed from 1 to 2
  1771. Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away."
  1772. choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd
  1773. Preference _saberForceUses changed from 1 to 2
  1774. You acquire an item: possessed sugar cube
  1775.  
  1776. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  1777. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  1778.  
  1779. peevpee.php?action=smashstone&pwd&confirm=on
  1780.  
  1781. drink 1 Shot of Kardashian Gin
  1782. You gain 3 PvP Fights
  1783. You gain 7 Adventures
  1784. You gain 10 Muscleboundness
  1785. You gain a Muscle point!
  1786. You gain 8 Wizardliness
  1787. You gain 10 Cheek
  1788. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1789. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1790.  
  1791. drink 1 Sacramento wine
  1792. You gain 6 Adventures
  1793. You gain 11 Fortitude
  1794. You gain a Muscle point!
  1795. You gain 32 Wizardliness
  1796. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1797. You gain a Level!
  1798. You gain 12 Smarm
  1799. You gain a Moxie point!
  1800. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1801. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1802. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1803. Took choice 1089/11: Perform Service (60 Adventures)
  1804. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=11&pwd
  1805. You lose 60 Adventures
  1806. You acquire an item: a ten-percent bonus
  1807. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from  to Coil Wire
  1808.  
  1809. use 1 a ten-percent bonus
  1810. You gain 1000 Muscleboundness
  1811. You gain some Muscle points!
  1812. You gain 1100 Enchantedness
  1813. You gain some Mysticality points!
  1814. You gain some Levels!
  1815. You gain 1000 Sarcasm
  1816. You gain some Moxie points!
  1817. > window_name: Digitize Monster next_exact_turn: 0
  1818. > window_name: Digitize Monster next_exact_turn: 0
  1819. Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu
  1820. Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from extract.edu to digitize.edu
  1821. Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from digitize.edu to duplicate.edu
  1822. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  1823. Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from digitize.edu to duplicate.edu
  1824. Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from duplicate.edu to extract.edu
  1825. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from item +equip protonic +equip latte -equip g.e.m. -tie to mp +equip protonic +equip cosplay saber -equip g.e.m. -tie
  1826.  
  1827. equip off-hand astral statuette
  1828.  
  1829. familiar Machine Elf (7 lbs)
  1830.  
  1831. Unequip Garbage Fire
  1832.  
  1833. equip familiar amulet coin
  1834. Preference nextAdventure changed from Sloppy Seconds Diner to The Haunted Pantry
  1835. Preference lastAdventure changed from Sloppy Seconds Diner to The Haunted Pantry
  1836.  
  1837. [61] The Haunted Pantry
  1838. Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to Witchess Bishop
  1839. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  1840. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225629 to 20200123225640
  1841. Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 0 to 1
  1842. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:7:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
  1843. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:80:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
  1844. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  1845. Round 1: Cleverly Playing smiles at you. Your pineal gland thickens, protected by a layer of glass song.
  1846. Round 1: You gain 39 hit points
  1847. > giant_growth_filter monster: Witchess Bishop(1942)
  1848. Round 1: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  1849. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  1850. Round 2: You lose 17 hit points
  1851. > giant_growth_filter monster: Witchess Bishop(1942)
  1852. Round 2: fknslacker casts GIANT GROWTH!
  1853. You acquire an effect: Giant Growth (1)
  1854. Round 3: You lose 18 hit points
  1855. > giant_growth_filter monster: Witchess Bishop(1942)
  1856. Round 3: fknslacker casts DUPLICATE!
  1857. Round 4: You lose 22 hit points
  1858. Round 4: You lose 20 hit points
  1859. Preference _sourceTerminalDuplicateUses changed from 0 to 1
  1860. > giant_growth_filter monster: Witchess Bishop(1942)
  1861. Round 4: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  1862. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 157 damage.
  1863. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 157 damage.
  1864. Round 5: fknslacker wins the fight!
  1865. Your familiar gains a pound: Cleverly Playing, the 3 lb. Machine Elf
  1866. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  1867. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  1868. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1869. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1870. After Battle: Cleverly Playing snaps his fingers and you seem to slide into a neighboring parallel dimension in which you are slightly wealthier.
  1871. You gain 49 Meat.
  1872. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
  1873. You gain a Muscle point!
  1874. After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
  1875. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1876. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  1877. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:2|176:1|206:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:3|176:1|206:1
  1878. This combat did not cost a turn
  1879. Preference questPAGhost changed from unstarted to started
  1880. Preference ghostLocation changed from  to Madness Bakery
  1881. Preference nextParanormalActivity changed from 584049 to 584109
  1882. Paranormal activity reported at Madness Bakery.
  1883.  
  1884. drink 1 Temps Tempranillo
  1885. You gain 5 Adventures
  1886. You gain 19 Strengthliness
  1887. You gain 20 Magicalness
  1888. You gain 28 Roguishness
  1889. You gain a Moxie point!
  1890. You acquire an effect: Giant Growth (5)
  1891. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1892. Preference hpAutoRecovery changed from -0.05 to .50
  1893.  
  1894. cast 1 Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
  1895. You acquire an intrinsic: Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
  1896.  
  1897. Worshiping at the Shrine to the Barrel God
  1898. Took choice 1100/4: Luck
  1899. choice.php?whichchoice=1100&option=4
  1900. You acquire an effect: Pork Barrel (50)
  1901. Preference _barrelPrayer changed from false to true
  1902.  
  1903. use 1 Meat-inflating powder
  1904. You acquire an effect: Big Meat Big Prizes (20)
  1905.  
  1906. cast 1 Summon Alice's Army Cards
  1907. You acquire an item: Pack of Alice's Army Cards
  1908. You acquire an item: Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
  1909. Preference grimoire3Summons changed from 0 to 1
  1910.  
  1911. cast 1 Prevent Scurvy and Sobriety
  1912. You acquire bottle of rum (3)
  1913. You acquire lime (2)
  1914. You acquire an item: grapefruit
  1915. Preference _preventScurvy changed from false to true
  1916.  
  1917. [61] Mix 1 perfect ice cube + 1 bottle of rum
  1918. You acquire an item: perfect dark and stormy
  1919. Crafting used 1 each of bottle of rum and perfect ice cube
  1920.  
  1921. cast 1 The Psalm of Pointiness
  1922. You acquire an effect: Psalm of Pointiness (5)
  1923.  
  1924. cast 1 The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
  1925. You acquire an effect: The Magical Mojomuscular Melody (5)
  1926.  
  1927. cast 1 Manicotti Meditation
  1928. You acquire an effect: Pasta Oneness (5)
  1929.  
  1930. cast 1 Inscrutable Gaze
  1931. You acquire an effect: Inscrutable Gaze (10)
  1932.  
  1933. main.php?comb=1
  1934.  
  1935. [61] Combing (experience) Beach Head
  1936. Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from  to 11
  1937. Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 0 to 1
  1938. You acquire an effect: You Learned Something Maybe! (50)
  1939. main.php?comb=1
  1940.  
  1941. [61] Combing (hot) Beach Head
  1942. Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from 11 to 1,11
  1943. Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 1 to 2
  1944. You acquire an effect: Hot-Headed (50)
  1945.  
  1946. cast 1 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin
  1947. You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (5)
  1948.  
  1949. cast 1 Blood Bond
  1950. You acquire an effect: Blood Bond (10)
  1951.  
  1952. cast 1 Blood Bubble
  1953. You acquire an effect: Blood Bubble (3)
  1954.  
  1955. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  1956. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  1957.  
  1958. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  1959. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  1960.  
  1961. cast 1 Astral Shell
  1962. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  1963.  
  1964. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  1965. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  1966.  
  1967. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  1968. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  1969.  
  1970. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1971. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (5)
  1972.  
  1973. cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
  1974. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (5)
  1975.  
  1976. cast 1 Ruthless Efficiency
  1977. You acquire an effect: Ruthlessly Efficient (20)
  1978.  
  1979. cast 1 Rotten Memories
  1980. You acquire an effect: Rotten Memories (10)
  1981. > not enough mp
  1982.  
  1983. cast 1 Pyromania
  1984. You acquire an effect: Pyromania (10)
  1985.  
  1986. cast 1 Intimidating Mien
  1987. You acquire an effect: Intimidating Mien (10)
  1988. > not enough mp
  1989. > not enough mp
  1990. > not enough mp
  1991. > not enough mp
  1992. > not enough mp
  1993. Source Terminal: enhance items.enh
  1994. You acquire an effect: items.enh (100)
  1995. Preference _sourceTerminalEnhanceUses changed from 0 to 1
  1996. Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh
  1997. You acquire an effect: meat.enh (100)
  1998. Preference _sourceTerminalEnhanceUses changed from 1 to 2
  1999. Source Terminal: enhance substats.enh
  2000. You acquire an effect: substats.enh (100)
  2001. Preference _sourceTerminalEnhanceUses changed from 2 to 3
  2002.  
  2003. buy 1 glittery mascara for 22 each from The General Store
  2004. You spent 22 Meat
  2005. You acquire an item: glittery mascara
  2006.  
  2007. use 1 glittery mascara
  2008. You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (3)
  2009.  
  2010. use 1 Bastille Battalion control rig
  2011. Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Bishop to Bastille Battalion
  2012. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2013. Took choice 1313/1: (secret choice)
  2014. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=1&pwd
  2015. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2016. Took choice 1313/1: (secret choice)
  2017. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=1&pwd
  2018. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2019. Took choice 1313/1: (secret choice)
  2020. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=1&pwd
  2021. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2022. Took choice 1313/2: (secret choice)
  2023. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=2&pwd
  2024. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2025. Took choice 1313/2: (secret choice)
  2026. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=2&pwd
  2027. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2028. Took choice 1313/2: (secret choice)
  2029. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=2&pwd
  2030. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2031. Took choice 1313/3: (secret choice)
  2032. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=3&pwd
  2033. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2034. Took choice 1313/3: (secret choice)
  2035. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=3&pwd
  2036. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2037. Took choice 1313/4: (secret choice)
  2038. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=4&pwd
  2039. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2040. Took choice 1313/4: (secret choice)
  2041. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=4&pwd
  2042. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2043. Took choice 1313/4: (secret choice)
  2044. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=4&pwd
  2045. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  2046. Took choice 1313/5: (secret choice)
  2047. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=5&pwd
  2048. Preference lastEncounter changed from Bastille Battalion to Bastille Battalion (turn #1)
  2049. Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #1)
  2050. Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
  2051. choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
  2052. Preference lastEncounter changed from Bastille Battalion (turn #1) to Cheese Seeking Behavior
  2053. Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
  2054. Took choice 1319/2: Stand in the waterfall
  2055. choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=2&pwd
  2056. Preference lastEncounter changed from Cheese Seeking Behavior to Bastille Battalion (turn #2)
  2057. Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #2)
  2058. You gain 81 cheese!
  2059. Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
  2060. choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
  2061. Preference lastEncounter changed from Bastille Battalion (turn #2) to Cheese Seeking Behavior
  2062. Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
  2063. Took choice 1319/2: Enter the childrens' art contest
  2064. choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=2&pwd
  2065. Preference lastEncounter changed from Cheese Seeking Behavior to Castle vs. Castle
  2066. Encounter: Castle vs. Castle
  2067. You gain 97 cheese!
  2068. Took choice 1315/2: Bide your time
  2069. choice.php?whichchoice=1315&option=2&pwd
  2070. Preference lastEncounter changed from Castle vs. Castle to Bastille Battalion (turn #4)
  2071. Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #4)
  2072. You gain 51 cheese!
  2073. Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
  2074. choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
  2075. Preference lastEncounter changed from Bastille Battalion (turn #4) to Cheese Seeking Behavior
  2076. Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
  2077. Took choice 1319/2: Shoot the glacier
  2078. choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=2&pwd
  2079. Preference lastEncounter changed from Cheese Seeking Behavior to Bastille Battalion (turn #5)
  2080. Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #5)
  2081. You gain 126 cheese!
  2082. Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
  2083. choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
  2084. Preference lastEncounter changed from Bastille Battalion (turn #5) to Cheese Seeking Behavior
  2085. Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
  2086. Took choice 1319/3: Scrape out the mine
  2087. choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=3&pwd
  2088. Preference lastEncounter changed from Cheese Seeking Behavior to Castle vs. Castle
  2089. Encounter: Castle vs. Castle
  2090. You gain 52 cheese!
  2091. Took choice 1315/3: Ready your defenses and wait for them
  2092. choice.php?whichchoice=1315&option=3&pwd
  2093. Preference lastEncounter changed from Castle vs. Castle to GAME OVER
  2094. Encounter: GAME OVER
  2095. Preference _bastilleGames changed from 0 to 1
  2096. Took choice 1316/3: I'm done for now
  2097. choice.php?whichchoice=1316&option=3&pwd
  2098. You gain 300 Mysteriousness
  2099. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2100. You gain a Level!
  2101. You acquire an item: Draftsman's driving gloves
  2102. You acquire an effect: Bastille Bourgeoisie (100)
  2103. You acquire an item: interrogative elixir
  2104.  
  2105. use 1 resolution: be sexier
  2106. You acquire an effect: Irresistible Resolve (20)
  2107.  
  2108. use 1 resolution: be smarter
  2109. You acquire an effect: Brilliant Resolve (20)
  2110.  
  2111. use 1 resolution: be stronger
  2112. You acquire an effect: Strong Resolve (20)
  2113.  
  2114. use 1 resolution: be wealthier
  2115. You acquire an effect: Greedy Resolve (20)
  2116.  
  2117. use 1 Deck of Every Card
  2118. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Pantry to None
  2119. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Pantry to None
  2120.  
  2121. [61] Deck of Every Card
  2122. Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 5 to 9
  2123. play I - The Magician (50)
  2124. Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from Giant Growth to Giant Growth|I - The Magician
  2125. Preference lastEncounter changed from GAME OVER to I - The Magician
  2126. Encounter: I - The Magician
  2127. Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 9 to 10
  2128. You acquire an effect: Magicianship (20)
  2129. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Pantry
  2130.  
  2131. shower lukewarm
  2132. You acquire an effect: Thaumodynamic (50)
  2133. Preference _aprilShower changed from false to true
  2134.  
  2135. place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_boxingdaycare
  2136. Took choice 1334/2: Visit the Boxing Day Spa
  2137. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1334&option=2
  2138. Took choice 1335/3: Get a Cucumber Eye Treatment
  2139. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1335&option=3
  2140. Preference _daycareSpa changed from false to true
  2141. You acquire an effect: Uncucumbered (100)
  2142.  
  2143. Gazing at the Stars
  2144. You acquire an effect: That's Just Cloud-Talk, Man (100)
  2145. Preference _campAwayCloudBuffs changed from 0 to 1
  2146.  
  2147. Gazing at the Stars
  2148. You acquire an effect: Smile of the Wombat (20)
  2149. Preference _campAwaySmileBuffs changed from 0 to 1
  2150. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 20
  2151. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: -45 range_end_turn: -35
  2152. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from mp +equip protonic +equip cosplay saber -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 1.0 ML +equip kramco -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  2153.  
  2154. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  2155.  
  2156. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  2157. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  2158. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  2159. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  2160.  
  2161. equip pants tinsel tights
  2162.  
  2163. equip acc3 Draftsman's driving gloves
  2164.  
  2165. familiar Garbage Fire (21 lbs)
  2166.  
  2167. Unequip Machine Elf
  2168.  
  2169. equip familiar amulet coin
  2170. Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen
  2171.  
  2172. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  2173. You gain 28 Mana Points
  2174.  
  2175. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2176. You gain 221 hit points
  2177. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Pantry to The Haunted Kitchen
  2178.  
  2179. [61] The Haunted Kitchen
  2180. Preference lastEncounter changed from I - The Magician to sausage goblin
  2181. Encounter: sausage goblin
  2182. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225640 to 20200123225725
  2183. Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 3 to 2
  2184. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:15:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:80:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:80:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
  2185. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:25:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:80:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:80:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
  2186. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:80:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:80:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:75:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif
  2187. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:80:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:75:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:80:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:75:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:85:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
  2188. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  2189. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2190. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2191. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2192. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power.
  2193. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 13 defense.
  2194. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2195. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 70 attack power.
  2196. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 70 defense.
  2197. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 11 attack power.
  2198. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 12 defense.
  2199. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 1 to 2
  2200. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  2201. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 8 attack power.
  2202. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 7 defense.
  2203. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power.
  2204. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 11 defense.
  2205. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  2206. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power.
  2207. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 16 defense.
  2208. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  2209. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power.
  2210. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 13 defense.
  2211. Round 6: fknslacker attacks!
  2212. Round 7: sausage goblin takes 679 damage.
  2213. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power.
  2214. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 14 defense.
  2215. Round 7: fknslacker wins the fight!
  2216. After Battle: You rush to the site of an imminent meteor strike and find a bottle of space booze!
  2217. You acquire an item: meadeorite
  2218. You acquire an item: water purification pills
  2219. Your familiar gains a pound: Individual-1, the 2 lb. Garbage Fire
  2220. After Battle: You pause for a moment to warm your hands at the crackling fire within Individual-1.
  2221. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  2222. After Battle: You gain 21 Mana Points
  2223. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  2224. After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
  2225. You gain 473 Meat
  2226. After Battle: The dancing flames inside Individual-1 light up the area, making it easier to spot items.
  2227. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  2228. After Battle: You gain 47 Fortitude
  2229. You gain a Muscle point!
  2230. After Battle: You gain 116 Magicalness
  2231. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2232. After Battle: You gain 37 Roguishness
  2233. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:3|176:1|206:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:3|176:1|206:1|214:1
  2234. Preference garbageFireProgress changed from 25 to 26
  2235. This combat did not cost a turn
  2236. Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 8 to 12
  2237.  
  2238. pool aggressive
  2239. You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10)
  2240. Preference _poolGames changed from 0 to 1
  2241. Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Lending a Hand (and a Foot)
  2242. Encounter: Lending a Hand (and a Foot)
  2243. Took choice 1065/1: Okay, fine.  I'll go get your pie.
  2244. choice.php?whichchoice=1065&option=1&pwd
  2245. Preference questM25Armorer changed from unstarted to started
  2246. > _pantsgivingFullness0
  2247. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 1.0 ML +equip kramco -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality +equip protonic +equip kramco +equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  2248.  
  2249. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  2250. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  2251. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  2252. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  2253.  
  2254. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  2255.  
  2256. equip pants pantogram pants
  2257.  
  2258. equip acc2 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
  2259.  
  2260. familiar Machine Elf (28 lbs)
  2261.  
  2262. Unequip Garbage Fire
  2263.  
  2264. equip familiar amulet coin
  2265.  
  2266. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  2267. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Madness Bakery
  2268. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to Madness Bakery
  2269.  
  2270. [61] Madness Bakery
  2271. Preference lastEncounter changed from Lending a Hand (and a Foot) to the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle
  2272. Encounter: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle
  2273. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225725 to 20200123225735
  2274. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  2275. Round 1: Cleverly Playing smiles at you. Your memory thickens, protected by a layer of laughing wicker.
  2276. Round 1: You gain 6 hit points
  2277. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2278. Round 1: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  2279. Round 2: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  2280. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2281. Round 3: fknslacker casts SHOOT GHOST!
  2282. Round 4: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle takes 1 damage.
  2283. Round 4: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle drops 5 attack power.
  2284. Round 4: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle drops 2 defense.
  2285. Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
  2286. Round 4: fknslacker casts SHOOT GHOST!
  2287. Round 5: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle takes 1 damage.
  2288. Round 5: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle drops 5 attack power.
  2289. Round 5: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle drops 3 defense.
  2290. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  2291. Round 5: fknslacker casts SHOOT GHOST!
  2292. Round 6: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle takes 1 damage.
  2293. Round 6: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle drops 6 attack power.
  2294. Round 6: the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle drops 3 defense.
  2295. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  2296. Round 6: fknslacker casts TRAP GHOST!
  2297. Round 7: fknslacker wins the fight!
  2298. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  2299. After Battle: You gain 8 Enchantedness
  2300. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  2301. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
  2302. After Battle: You gain 5 hit points
  2303. After Battle: You gain 8 Mana Points
  2304. You gain 101 Meat
  2305. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  2306. You acquire an item: smoldering bagel punch
  2307. After Battle: Cleverly Playing vibrates in place for a moment, and you remember something you had forgotten.
  2308. You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation
  2309. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  2310. After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
  2311. After Battle: You gain 72 Mysteriousness
  2312. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2313. After Battle: You gain 33 Smarm
  2314. You gain a Moxie point!
  2315. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 36 to 35
  2316. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:3|176:1|206:1|214:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1
  2317. This combat did not cost a turn
  2318. Preference questPAGhost changed from started to unstarted
  2319. Preference ghostLocation changed from Madness Bakery to
  2320.  
  2321. familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (26 lbs)
  2322.  
  2323. Unequip Machine Elf
  2324.  
  2325. equip familiar amulet coin
  2326. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality +equip protonic +equip kramco +equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to hp +equip latte -equip g.e.m.
  2327.  
  2328. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  2329. Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
  2330. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd
  2331. You acquire an item: wad of used tape
  2332.  
  2333. equip hat wad of used tape
  2334.  
  2335. equip weapon fish hatchet
  2336.  
  2337. equip back vampyric cloake
  2338.  
  2339. equip acc2 gold detective badge
  2340.  
  2341. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  2342. Preference nextAdventure changed from Madness Bakery to Gingerbread Civic Center
  2343. Preference lastAdventure changed from Madness Bakery to Gingerbread Civic Center
  2344.  
  2345. [61] Gingerbread Civic Center
  2346. Preference lastEncounter changed from the ghost of Monsieur Baguelle to Setting the Clock
  2347. Encounter: Setting the Clock
  2348. Preference _gingerbreadCityTurns changed from 0 to 1
  2349. Took choice 1215/1: move clock forward
  2350. choice.php?whichchoice=1215&option=1&pwd
  2351. Preference _gingerbreadClockAdvanced changed from false to true
  2352. Preference nextAdventure changed from Gingerbread Civic Center to Gingerbread Train Station
  2353. Preference lastAdventure changed from Gingerbread Civic Center to Gingerbread Train Station
  2354.  
  2355. [61] Gingerbread Train Station
  2356. Preference lastEncounter changed from Setting the Clock to animal cracker
  2357. Encounter: animal cracker
  2358. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225735 to 20200123225746
  2359. Preference _gingerbreadCityTurns changed from 1 to 2
  2360. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  2361. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2362. Round 1: fknslacker casts RETURN!
  2363. Round 2: Hanjamin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Hanjamin...
  2364. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 0 to 1
  2365. This combat did not cost a turn
  2366.  
  2367. [61] Gingerbread Train Station
  2368. Preference lastEncounter changed from animal cracker to gingerbread wino
  2369. Encounter: gingerbread wino
  2370. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225746 to 20200123225747
  2371. Preference _gingerbreadCityTurns changed from 2 to 3
  2372. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  2373. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2374. Round 1: fknslacker casts RETURN!
  2375. Round 2: Hanjamin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Hanjamin...
  2376. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 1 to 2
  2377. This combat did not cost a turn
  2378.  
  2379. [61] Gingerbread Train Station
  2380. Encounter: gingerbread wino
  2381. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225747 to 20200123225749
  2382. Preference _gingerbreadCityTurns changed from 3 to 4
  2383. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  2384. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2385. Round 1: fknslacker casts RETURN!
  2386. Round 2: Hanjamin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Hanjamin...
  2387. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 2 to 3
  2388. This combat did not cost a turn
  2389.  
  2390. [61] Gingerbread Train Station
  2391. Preference lastEncounter changed from gingerbread wino to Noon at the Train Station
  2392. Encounter: Noon at the Train Station
  2393. Preference _gingerbreadCityTurns changed from 4 to 5
  2394. Took choice 1204/1: gain 8-11 candies
  2395. choice.php?whichchoice=1204&option=1&pwd
  2396. You acquire an item: Angry Farmer candy
  2397. You acquire an item: Cold Hots candy
  2398. You acquire an item: Mr. Mediocrebar
  2399. You acquire an item: Rock Pops
  2400. You acquire an item: Daffy Taffy
  2401. You acquire an item: Rock Pops
  2402. You acquire an item: Swizzler
  2403. You acquire an item: Milk Studs
  2404. You acquire an item: Now and Earlier
  2405. You acquire an item: candy skeleton
  2406.  
  2407. familiar God Lobster (31 lbs)
  2408.  
  2409. Unequip Pair of Stomping Boots
  2410.  
  2411. equip familiar amulet coin
  2412. unequip familiarequip
  2413. Preference choiceAdventure1310 changed from 2 to 1
  2414.  
  2415. main.php?fightgodlobster=1
  2416. Preference _godLobsterFights changed from 0 to 1
  2417. Preference lastAdventure changed from Gingerbread Train Station to None
  2418. Preference nextAdventure changed from Gingerbread Train Station to None
  2419.  
  2420. [61] God Lobster
  2421. Preference lastEncounter changed from Noon at the Train Station to the God Lobster
  2422. Encounter: the God Lobster
  2423. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225749 to 20200123225754
  2424. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  2425. Round 1:
  2426. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2427. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2428. Round 2:
  2429. Round 2: God Lobster drops 9 attack power.
  2430. Round 2: God Lobster drops 10 defense.
  2431. Round 2: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2432. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2433. Round 3: God Lobster drops 50 attack power.
  2434. Round 3: God Lobster drops 62 defense.
  2435. Round 3: God Lobster drops 10 attack power.
  2436. Round 3: God Lobster drops 9 defense.
  2437. Round 3: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2438. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 2 to 3
  2439. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  2440. Round 4: God Lobster drops 6 attack power.
  2441. Round 4: God Lobster drops 7 defense.
  2442. Round 4: God Lobster drops 12 attack power.
  2443. Round 4: God Lobster drops 9 defense.
  2444. Round 4: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2445. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  2446. Round 5: God Lobster drops 9 attack power.
  2447. Round 5: God Lobster drops 7 defense.
  2448. Round 5: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2449. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  2450. Round 6: God Lobster drops 10 attack power.
  2451. Round 6: God Lobster drops 7 defense.
  2452. Round 6: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2453. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  2454. You acquire an item: Source essence
  2455. Round 7: God Lobster drops 9 attack power.
  2456. Round 7: God Lobster drops 8 defense.
  2457. Round 7: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2458. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  2459. Round 8: God Lobster takes 681 damage.
  2460. Round 8: SnackClicack puts a pinky (or pinky-analogue) to the corner of his mouth and sneers something about a billion Meat. Your opponent sighs so heavily, they cause 74 damage to themself.
  2461. Round 8: God Lobster takes 74 damage.
  2462. Round 8: God Lobster drops 5 attack power.
  2463. Round 8: God Lobster drops 9 defense.
  2464. Round 8: God Lobster drops 7 attack power.
  2465. Round 8: God Lobster drops 8 defense.
  2466. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  2467. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  2468. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  2469. You gain 122 Meat
  2470. After Battle: You gain 43 Muscleboundness
  2471. You gain a Muscle point!
  2472. After Battle: You gain 96 Magicalness
  2473. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2474. After Battle: You gain 34 Cheek
  2475. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:1
  2476. This combat did not cost a turn
  2477. Took choice 1089/1: Perform Service (52 Adventures)
  2478. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=1&pwd
  2479.  
  2480. [61] God Lobster
  2481. Preference lastEncounter changed from the God Lobster to Granted a Boon
  2482. Encounter: Granted a Boon
  2483. Took choice 1310/1: "I'd like part of your regalia."
  2484. choice.php?whichchoice=1310&option=1&pwd
  2485. You acquire an item: God Lobster's Scepter
  2486.  
  2487. equip familiar God Lobster's Scepter
  2488. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Gingerbread Train Station
  2489. Preference choiceAdventure1310 changed from 1 to 2
  2490.  
  2491. main.php?fightgodlobster=1
  2492. Preference _godLobsterFights changed from 1 to 2
  2493. Preference lastAdventure changed from Gingerbread Train Station to None
  2494.  
  2495. [61] God Lobster
  2496. Preference lastEncounter changed from Granted a Boon to the God Lobster
  2497. Encounter: the God Lobster
  2498. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225754 to 20200123225759
  2499. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  2500. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2501. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2502. Round 2: God Lobster drops 11 attack power.
  2503. Round 2: God Lobster drops 11 defense.
  2504. Round 2: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2505. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2506. Round 3: God Lobster drops 53 attack power.
  2507. Round 3: God Lobster drops 63 defense.
  2508. Round 3: God Lobster drops 9 attack power.
  2509. Round 3: God Lobster drops 9 defense.
  2510. Round 3: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2511. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 3 to 4
  2512. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  2513. Round 4: God Lobster drops 6 attack power.
  2514. Round 4: God Lobster drops 7 defense.
  2515. Round 4: God Lobster drops 12 attack power.
  2516. Round 4: God Lobster drops 9 defense.
  2517. Round 4: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2518. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  2519. Round 5: God Lobster drops 9 attack power.
  2520. Round 5: God Lobster drops 10 defense.
  2521. Round 5: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2522. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  2523. Round 6: God Lobster drops 12 attack power.
  2524. Round 6: God Lobster drops 12 defense.
  2525. Round 6: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2526. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  2527. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2528. Round 7: God Lobster drops 11 attack power.
  2529. Round 7: God Lobster drops 12 defense.
  2530. Round 7: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  2531. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  2532. Round 8: God Lobster takes 528 damage.
  2533. Round 8: Doctor SnackClicack gets an evil glint in his eye, and another in his scalpel, and 68 of them in your foe's tentacle.
  2534. Round 8: God Lobster drops 6 attack power.
  2535. Round 8: God Lobster drops 9 defense.
  2536. Round 8: God Lobster drops 12 attack power.
  2537. Round 8: God Lobster drops 9 defense.
  2538. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  2539. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  2540. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  2541. After Battle: You rush to the location of an imminent meteor strike just in time to see the meteorite collide with an energy drink, knocking out all of the calories. A marketing rep from the beverage company quickly rebrands the bottle and gives it to you as a promotional free sample.
  2542. You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
  2543. You gain 108 Meat
  2544. After Battle: You gain 44 Beefiness
  2545. After Battle: You gain 83 Magicalness
  2546. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2547. After Battle: You gain 50 Roguishness
  2548. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2
  2549. This combat did not cost a turn
  2550. Took choice 1310/2: unknown
  2551. choice.php?whichchoice=1310&option=2&pwd
  2552. You acquire an effect: Intuition of the God Lobster (33)
  2553. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Gingerbread Train Station
  2554. > Sweet Synthesis.ash version 1.0.6
  2555. > Requested effect: Synthesis: Learning (+50% myst gain)
  2556.  
  2557. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Now+and+Earlier%22
  2558. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Crimbo+peppermint+bark%22
  2559. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Milk+Studs%22
  2560. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22candy+skeleton%22
  2561. > Chosen candy: Now and Earlier + Crimbo peppermint bark
  2562.  
  2563. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  2564. Preference lastEncounter changed from the God Lobster to Sweet Synthesis
  2565. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  2566.  
  2567. synthesize Now and Earlier, Crimbo peppermint bark
  2568. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Learning (30)
  2569. > Sweet Synthesis.ash version 1.0.6
  2570. > Requested effect: Synthesis: Collection (+150% item)
  2571. > Chosen candy: Crimbo peppermint bark + Milk Studs
  2572.  
  2573. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  2574. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  2575.  
  2576. synthesize Crimbo peppermint bark, Milk Studs
  2577. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Collection (30)
  2578. > Sweet Synthesis.ash version 1.0.6
  2579. > Requested effect: Synthesis: Smart (+300% myst)
  2580.  
  2581. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Cold+Hots+candy%22
  2582. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Daffy+Taffy%22
  2583. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Rock+Pops%22
  2584. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Crimbo+candied+pecan%22
  2585. > Chosen candy: Cold Hots candy + candy skeleton
  2586.  
  2587. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  2588. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  2589.  
  2590. synthesize Cold Hots candy, candy skeleton
  2591. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Smart (30)
  2592.  
  2593. cast 1 Summon Clip Art
  2594. You acquire an item: cold-filtered water
  2595. Preference _clipartSummons changed from 2 to 3
  2596. Preference tomeSummons changed from 2 to 3
  2597.  
  2598. use 1 cold-filtered water
  2599. You acquire an effect: Purity of Spirit (10)
  2600. > Taking a trip through the Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2601. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from hp +equip latte -equip g.e.m. to mp +equip kramco +equip cosplay saber +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m.
  2602.  
  2603. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  2604.  
  2605. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  2606.  
  2607. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  2608.  
  2609. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  2610.  
  2611. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  2612. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  2613. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  2614. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  2615.  
  2616. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  2617.  
  2618. equip acc3 Draftsman's driving gloves
  2619.  
  2620. familiar XO Skeleton (26 lbs)
  2621.  
  2622. equip familiar amulet coin
  2623. Preference lastAdventure changed from Gingerbread Train Station to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2624. Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2625.  
  2626. [61] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2627. Preference lastEncounter changed from Sweet Synthesis to The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2628. Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2629. Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
  2630. choice.php?whichchoice=1222&option=1&pwd
  2631.  
  2632. [61] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2633. Preference lastEncounter changed from The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. to L.O.V. Entrance
  2634. Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
  2635. Preference _loveTunnelUsed changed from false to true
  2636. Took choice 1223/1: (free) fight LOV Enforcer
  2637. choice.php?whichchoice=1223&option=1&pwd
  2638. Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Entrance to LOV Enforcer
  2639. Encounter: LOV Enforcer
  2640. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123225759 to 20200123230043
  2641. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  2642. Round 1: Moonlight hits Bridge Bones, revealing The Captain's terrible curse! Your opponent reels in horror.
  2643. Round 1: LOV Enforcer drops 38 attack power.
  2644. Round 1: LOV Enforcer drops 38 defense.
  2645. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2646. Round 1: fknslacker attacks!
  2647. Round 2: LOV Enforcer takes 348 damage.
  2648. Round 2: fknslacker wins the fight!
  2649. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  2650. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  2651. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  2652. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  2653. Your familiar gains a pound: Bridge Bones, the 2 lb. XO Skeleton
  2654. After Battle: Bridge Bones heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  2655. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  2656. After Battle: Bridge Bones's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  2657. After Battle: You gain 22 Mana Points
  2658. After Battle: You gain 6 hit points
  2659. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  2660. After Battle: Bridge Bones does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2661. You acquire an item: LOV Elixir #3
  2662. After Battle: Bridge Bones gives you a big X. I guess this is the spot?
  2663. You acquire an item: X
  2664. Preference xoSkeleltonXProgress changed from 8 to -1
  2665. After Battle: You gain 140 Strengthliness
  2666. You gain some Muscle points!
  2667. After Battle: You gain 388 Mysteriousness
  2668. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2669. After Battle: You gain 113 Cheek
  2670. You gain some Moxie points!
  2671. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 35 to 34
  2672. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:1
  2673. Preference xoSkeleltonXProgress changed from -1 to 0
  2674. Preference xoSkeleltonOProgress changed from 3 to 4
  2675. This combat did not cost a turn
  2676.  
  2677. [61] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2678. Preference lastEncounter changed from LOV Enforcer to L.O.V. Equipment Room
  2679. Encounter: L.O.V. Equipment Room
  2680. You gain 66 hit points
  2681. You gain 1,726 Mana Points
  2682. Took choice 1224/2: acquire LOV Epaulettes
  2683. choice.php?whichchoice=1224&option=2&pwd
  2684.  
  2685. [61] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2686. Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Equipment Room to L.O.V. Engine Room
  2687. Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
  2688. You acquire an item: LOV Epaulettes
  2689. Took choice 1225/1: (free) fight LOV Engineer
  2690. choice.php?whichchoice=1225&option=1&pwd
  2691. Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Engine Room to LOV Engineer
  2692. Encounter: LOV Engineer
  2693. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230043 to 20200123230045
  2694. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  2695. Round 1: Bridge Bones shows your opponent what's under his Captain's eyepatch. They shudder.
  2696. Round 1: LOV Engineer drops 40 attack power.
  2697. Round 1: LOV Engineer drops 40 defense.
  2698. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2699. Round 1: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  2700. Round 2: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2701. Round 2: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2702. Round 2: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  2703. Round 3: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2704. Round 3: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2705. Round 3: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  2706. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
  2707. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
  2708. Round 3: You lose 8 hit points
  2709. Round 3: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  2710. Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2711. Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2712. Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2713. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
  2714. Round 4: You lose 9 hit points
  2715. Round 4: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  2716. Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 11 damage.
  2717. Round 5: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2718. Round 5: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  2719. Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 11 damage.
  2720. Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2721. Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2722. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
  2723. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
  2724. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  2725. Round 6: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  2726. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2727. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 11 damage.
  2728. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2729. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 2 attack power.
  2730. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
  2731. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  2732. Round 7: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  2733. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2734. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2735. Round 8: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  2736. Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2737. Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2738. Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 4 damage.
  2739. Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 1 defense.
  2740. Round 9: You lose 9 hit points
  2741. Round 9: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  2742. Round 10: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2743. Round 10: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2744. Round 10: fknslacker casts SAUCESTORM!
  2745. Round 11: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2746. Round 11: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  2747. Round 11: LOV Engineer takes 3 damage.
  2748. Round 11: LOV Engineer drops 1 attack power.
  2749. Round 11: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  2750. Round 11: You lose 7 hit points
  2751. Round 11: fknslacker wins the fight!
  2752. After Battle: You gain 6 hit points
  2753. After Battle: You gain 7 Mana Points
  2754. After Battle: Bridge Bones does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2755. You acquire an item: LOV Elixir #6
  2756. After Battle: You gain 125 Strengthliness
  2757. You gain some Muscle points!
  2758. After Battle: You gain 424 Mysteriousness
  2759. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2760. You gain a Level!
  2761. After Battle: You gain 145 Chutzpah
  2762. You gain some Moxie points!
  2763. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 34 to 33
  2764. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:2
  2765. Preference xoSkeleltonXProgress changed from 0 to 1
  2766. Preference xoSkeleltonOProgress changed from 4 to 5
  2767. This combat did not cost a turn
  2768.  
  2769. [61] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2770. Preference lastEncounter changed from LOV Engineer to L.O.V. Emergency Room
  2771. Encounter: L.O.V. Emergency Room
  2772. You gain 57 hit points
  2773. You gain 173 Mana Points
  2774. Took choice 1226/2: 50 adv of Open Heart Surgery (+10 fam weight)
  2775. choice.php?whichchoice=1226&option=2&pwd
  2776.  
  2777. [61] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2778. Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Emergency Room to L.O.V. Elbow Room
  2779. Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
  2780. You acquire an effect: Open Heart Surgery (50)
  2781. Took choice 1227/1: (free) fight LOV Equivocator
  2782. choice.php?whichchoice=1227&option=1&pwd
  2783. Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Elbow Room to LOV Equivocator
  2784. Encounter: LOV Equivocator
  2785. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230045 to 20200123230049
  2786. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  2787. Round 1: Moonlight hits Bridge Bones, revealing The Captain's terrible curse! Your opponent reels in horror.
  2788. Round 1: LOV Equivocator drops 43 attack power.
  2789. Round 1: LOV Equivocator drops 42 defense.
  2790. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2791. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2792. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  2793. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  2794. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2795. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 28 attack power.
  2796. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 28 defense.
  2797. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  2798. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  2799. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 4 to 5
  2800. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  2801. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 5 attack power.
  2802. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 5 defense.
  2803. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  2804. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  2805. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  2806. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  2807. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  2808. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  2809. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  2810. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  2811. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  2812. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  2813. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  2814. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  2815. Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 3 damage.
  2816. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 2 attack power.
  2817. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 3 defense.
  2818. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  2819. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  2820. Round 8: LOV Equivocator takes 43 damage.
  2821. Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  2822. Round 8: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  2823. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  2824. Round 9: LOV Equivocator takes 43 damage.
  2825. Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 7 attack power.
  2826. Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 7 defense.
  2827. Round 9: LOV Equivocator takes 2 damage.
  2828. Round 9: LOV Equivocator drops 4 attack power.
  2829. Round 9: You lose 5 hit points
  2830. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  2831. Round 10: LOV Equivocator takes 43 damage.
  2832. Round 10: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  2833. Round 10: LOV Equivocator drops 5 defense.
  2834. Round 10: LOV Equivocator takes 4 damage.
  2835. Round 10: LOV Equivocator drops 1 attack power.
  2836. Round 10: LOV Equivocator drops 1 defense.
  2837. Round 10: You lose 4 hit points
  2838. Round 10: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  2839. Round 11: LOV Equivocator takes 43 damage.
  2840. You acquire an item: Mr. Mediocrebar
  2841. Round 11: LOV Equivocator drops 6 attack power.
  2842. Round 11: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  2843. Round 11: fknslacker wins the fight!
  2844. After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
  2845. After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
  2846. Your familiar gains a pound: Bridge Bones, the 3 lb. XO Skeleton
  2847. After Battle: Bridge Bones gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  2848. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  2849. After Battle: Bridge Bones's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  2850. After Battle: You gain 46 Mana Points
  2851. After Battle: You gain 5 hit points
  2852. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  2853. You gain 151 Meat
  2854. After Battle: Bridge Bones does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  2855. After Battle: You gain 110 Fortitude
  2856. You gain a Muscle point!
  2857. After Battle: You gain 472 Mysteriousness
  2858. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2859. After Battle: You gain 165 Smarm
  2860. You gain some Moxie points!
  2861. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 33 to 32
  2862. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:2 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:3
  2863. Preference xoSkeleltonXProgress changed from 1 to 2
  2864. Preference xoSkeleltonOProgress changed from 5 to 6
  2865. This combat did not cost a turn
  2866.  
  2867. [61] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  2868. Preference lastEncounter changed from LOV Equivocator to L.O.V. Emporium
  2869. Encounter: L.O.V. Emporium
  2870. Took choice 1228/3: acquire LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
  2871. choice.php?whichchoice=1228&option=3&pwd
  2872. You acquire an item: LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
  2873.  
  2874. cast 1 Bend Hell
  2875. You acquire an effect: Bendin' Hell (1)
  2876. Preference _bendHellUsed changed from false to true
  2877. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. to Gingerbread Train Station
  2878.  
  2879. cast 1 Bind Lasagmbie
  2880. Preference pastaThrall6 changed from  to 0,Raaaaugh
  2881. Preference pastaThrall6 changed from 0,Raaaaugh to 1,Raaaaugh
  2882.  
  2883. uneffect Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  2884.  
  2885. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  2886. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  2887.  
  2888. drink 1 meadeorite
  2889. You gain 8 Adventures
  2890. You gain 6 Strengthliness
  2891. You gain 10 Magicalness
  2892. You gain 6 Roguishness
  2893. You acquire an effect: Meadulla Oblongota (40)
  2894. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  2895. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  2896.  
  2897. uneffect Ode to Booze
  2898.  
  2899. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  2900. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (5)
  2901.  
  2902. cast 1 Fifteen Minutes of Flame
  2903. You acquire an effect: Your Fifteen Minutes (15)
  2904.  
  2905. cast 1 Grease Up
  2906. You acquire an effect: Takin' It Greasy (10)
  2907.  
  2908. cast 1 Beardfreeze
  2909. You acquire an effect: Frostbeard (10)
  2910.  
  2911. cast 1 Carol of the Bulls
  2912. You acquire an effect: Carol of the Bulls (10)
  2913.  
  2914. cast 1 Song of the North
  2915. You acquire an effect: Song of the North (10)
  2916.  
  2917. cast 1 Carol of the Thrills
  2918. You acquire an effect: Carol of the Thrills (10)
  2919.  
  2920. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  2921. You acquire an item: resolution: be kinder
  2922. Preference libramSummons changed from 10 to 11
  2923.  
  2924. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  2925. You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier
  2926. Preference libramSummons changed from 11 to 12
  2927.  
  2928. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  2929. You acquire an item: resolution: be stronger
  2930. Preference libramSummons changed from 12 to 13
  2931.  
  2932. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  2933. You acquire an item: resolution: be feistier
  2934. Preference libramSummons changed from 13 to 14
  2935.  
  2936. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  2937. You acquire an item: resolution: be wealthier
  2938. Preference libramSummons changed from 14 to 15
  2939.  
  2940. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  2941. You acquire an item: resolution: be stronger
  2942. Preference libramSummons changed from 15 to 16
  2943.  
  2944. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  2945. You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier
  2946. Preference libramSummons changed from 16 to 17
  2947.  
  2948. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  2949. You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier
  2950. Preference libramSummons changed from 17 to 18
  2951.  
  2952. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  2953. You acquire an item: resolution: be wealthier
  2954. Preference libramSummons changed from 18 to 19
  2955.  
  2956. familiar Robortender (36 lbs)
  2957.  
  2958. Unequip XO Skeleton
  2959.  
  2960. equip familiar amulet coin
  2961. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from mp +equip kramco +equip cosplay saber +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. to 1.0 Mysticality 1.0 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  2962.  
  2963. equip off-hand astral statuette
  2964.  
  2965. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  2966.  
  2967. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  2968. Preference _chateauMonsterFought changed from false to true
  2969. Preference lastAdventure changed from Gingerbread Train Station to None
  2970. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Tunnel of L.O.V.E. to None
  2971.  
  2972. [61] Chateau Painting
  2973. Preference lastEncounter changed from L.O.V. Emporium to Black Crayon Crimbo Elf
  2974. Encounter: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf
  2975. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230049 to 20200123230107
  2976. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  2977. Round 1: fknslacker uses the DNA extraction syringe!
  2978. Preference dnaSyringe changed from beast to elf
  2979. Round 2: fknslacker executes a macro!
  2980. Round 2: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2981. Round 3: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 17 attack power.
  2982. Round 3: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 14 defense.
  2983. Round 3: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2984. Round 4: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 69 attack power.
  2985. Round 4: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 68 defense.
  2986. Round 4: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 13 attack power.
  2987. Round 4: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 14 defense.
  2988. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 5 to 6
  2989. Round 4: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  2990. Round 5: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 11 attack power.
  2991. Round 5: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 11 defense.
  2992. Round 5: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 16 attack power.
  2993. Round 5: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 14 defense.
  2994. Round 5: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  2995. Round 6: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 18 attack power.
  2996. Round 6: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 15 defense.
  2997. Round 6: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  2998. Round 7: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 15 attack power.
  2999. Round 7: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 12 defense.
  3000. Round 7: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  3001. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3002. Round 8: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 15 attack power.
  3003. Round 8: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 15 defense.
  3004. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3005. Round 9: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf takes 102 damage.
  3006. You acquire an item: Daffy Taffy
  3007. Round 9: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 16 attack power.
  3008. Round 9: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 14 defense.
  3009. Round 9: fknslacker attacks!
  3010. Round 10: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf takes 2995 damage.
  3011. Round 10: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 14 attack power.
  3012. Round 10: Black Crayon Crimbo Elf drops 15 defense.
  3013. Round 10: fknslacker wins the fight!
  3014. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  3015. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  3016. You acquire an item: Camp Scout pup tent
  3017. Your familiar gains a pound: Drunk Artoo, the 2 lb. Robortender
  3018. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  3019. After Battle: You gain 8 Mana Points
  3020. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks rapidly at you... or maybe it's just a twitch?
  3021. After Battle: Drunk Artoo fishes some meat out of your foe's pockets, and puts it in his tip jar.
  3022. You gain 173 Meat
  3023. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  3024. After Battle: "Why Not Try A Popular Local Recipe?" Drunk Artoo says as it hands you a peppermint sprig.
  3025. You acquire an item: peppermint sprig
  3026. After Battle: You gain 148 Strengthliness
  3027. You gain some Muscle points!
  3028. After Battle: You gain 590 Wizardliness
  3029. You gain some Mysticality points!
  3030. After Battle: You gain 163 Smarm
  3031. You gain some Moxie points!
  3032. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 32 to 31
  3033. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:3 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:3|211:1
  3034. This combat did not cost a turn
  3035. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Gingerbread Train Station
  3036.  
  3037. Making a Gene Tonic
  3038. You acquire an item: Gene Tonic: Elf
  3039. Preference _dnaPotionsMade changed from 2 to 3
  3040.  
  3041. buy 1 Dramatic™ range for 950 each from The General Store
  3042. You spent 950 Meat
  3043. You acquire an item: Dramatic™ range
  3044.  
  3045. use 1 Dramatic™ range
  3046. Preference hasRange changed from false to true
  3047.  
  3048. [61] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 cherry
  3049. You acquire an item: oil of expertise
  3050. Crafting used 1 each of scrumptious reagent and cherry
  3051. Preference _rapidPrototypingUsed changed from 0 to 1
  3052.  
  3053. [61] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 grapefruit
  3054. You acquire an item: ointment of the occult
  3055. Crafting used 1 each of grapefruit and scrumptious reagent
  3056. Preference _rapidPrototypingUsed changed from 1 to 2
  3057.  
  3058. use 1 ointment of the occult
  3059. You acquire an effect: Mystically Oiled (10)
  3060.  
  3061. [61] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 tomato
  3062. You acquire an item: tomato juice of powerful power
  3063. Crafting used 1 each of tomato and scrumptious reagent
  3064. Preference _rapidPrototypingUsed changed from 2 to 3
  3065.  
  3066. [61] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 lemon
  3067. You acquire an item: philter of phorce
  3068. Crafting used 1 each of lemon and scrumptious reagent
  3069. Preference _rapidPrototypingUsed changed from 3 to 4
  3070.  
  3071. familiar XO Skeleton (38 lbs)
  3072.  
  3073. Unequip Robortender
  3074.  
  3075. equip familiar amulet coin
  3076. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 1.0 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip cosplay saber +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  3077.  
  3078. equip acc2 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
  3079. > Free fights: Your Witchess Set
  3080.  
  3081. equip back vampyric cloake
  3082. Preference lastAdventure changed from Gingerbread Train Station to None
  3083.  
  3084. [61] Your Witchess Set
  3085. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  3086. Preference lastEncounter changed from Black Crayon Crimbo Elf to Play against the Witchess Pieces
  3087. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  3088. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  3089. Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess King
  3090. Encounter: Witchess King
  3091. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230107 to 20200123230118
  3092. Preference _witchessFights changed from 1 to 2
  3093. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  3094. Round 1: Captain Bridge Bones threatens to send your foe to Mickey Dolenz's locker, which makes them a little nervous.
  3095. Round 1: Witchess King drops 79 attack power.
  3096. Round 1: Witchess King drops 76 defense.
  3097. Round 1: fknslacker uses the DNA extraction syringe!
  3098. Preference dnaSyringe changed from elf to dude
  3099. Round 2: fknslacker executes a macro!
  3100. Round 2: fknslacker casts BECOME A BAT!
  3101. You acquire an effect: Bat-Adjacent Form (1)
  3102. Round 3: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
  3103. Round 3: Witchess King drops 2 attack power.
  3104. Round 3: Witchess King drops 6 defense.
  3105. Round 3: You lose 10 hit points
  3106. Preference _vampyreCloakeFormUses changed from 1 to 2
  3107. Round 3: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3108. Round 4: Witchess King drops 12 attack power.
  3109. Round 4: Witchess King drops 11 defense.
  3110. Round 4: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
  3111. Round 4: Witchess King drops 2 attack power.
  3112. Round 4: Witchess King drops 1 defense.
  3113. Round 4: You lose 8 hit points
  3114. Round 4: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3115. Round 5: Witchess King drops 39 attack power.
  3116. Round 5: Witchess King drops 38 defense.
  3117. Round 5: Witchess King drops 12 attack power.
  3118. Round 5: Witchess King drops 11 defense.
  3119. Round 5: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
  3120. Round 5: Witchess King drops 5 attack power.
  3121. Round 5: Witchess King drops 2 defense.
  3122. Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
  3123. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 6 to 7
  3124. Round 5: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  3125. Round 6: Witchess King drops 5 attack power.
  3126. Round 6: Witchess King drops 6 defense.
  3127. Round 6: Witchess King drops 11 attack power.
  3128. Round 6: Witchess King drops 10 defense.
  3129. Round 6: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
  3130. Round 6: Witchess King drops 3 attack power.
  3131. Round 6: Witchess King drops 2 defense.
  3132. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  3133. Round 6: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  3134. Round 7: Witchess King drops 10 attack power.
  3135. Round 7: Witchess King drops 11 defense.
  3136. Round 7: Witchess King takes 3 damage.
  3137. Round 7: Witchess King drops 2 attack power.
  3138. Round 7: Witchess King drops 3 defense.
  3139. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  3140. Round 7: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  3141. Round 8: Witchess King drops 10 attack power.
  3142. Round 8: Witchess King drops 10 defense.
  3143. Round 8: Witchess King takes 4 damage.
  3144. Round 8: Witchess King drops 2 attack power.
  3145. Round 8: Witchess King drops 2 defense.
  3146. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  3147. Round 8: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  3148. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3149. Round 9: Witchess King drops 13 attack power.
  3150. Round 9: Witchess King drops 13 defense.
  3151. Round 9: Witchess King takes 2 damage.
  3152. Round 9: Witchess King drops 2 attack power.
  3153. Round 9: Witchess King drops 5 defense.
  3154. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  3155. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3156. Round 10: Witchess King takes 55 damage.
  3157. You acquire an item: Mr. Mediocrebar
  3158. Round 10: Witchess King drops 13 attack power.
  3159. Round 10: Witchess King drops 12 defense.
  3160. Round 10: Witchess King takes 3 damage.
  3161. Round 10: Witchess King drops 4 attack power.
  3162. Round 10: Witchess King drops 4 defense.
  3163. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  3164. Round 10: fknslacker attacks!
  3165. Round 11: Witchess King takes 1921 damage.
  3166. Round 11: Witchess King drops 12 attack power.
  3167. Round 11: Witchess King drops 13 defense.
  3168. Round 11: Witchess King takes 3 damage.
  3169. Round 11: Witchess King drops 3 attack power.
  3170. Round 11: Witchess King drops 4 defense.
  3171. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  3172. Round 11: fknslacker wins the fight!
  3173. Your familiar gains a pound: Bridge Bones, the 4 lb. XO Skeleton
  3174. After Battle: Bridge Bones hits you with some good healing vibes.
  3175. After Battle: You gain 51 hit points
  3176. After Battle: Bridge Bones gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  3177. After Battle: You gain 48 Mana Points
  3178. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  3179. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  3180. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks rapidly at you... or maybe it's just a twitch?
  3181. You gain 96 Meat
  3182. After Battle: Bridge Bones does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  3183. You acquire an item: dented scepter
  3184. After Battle: You gain 205 Strongness
  3185. You gain some Muscle points!
  3186. After Battle: You gain 560 Wizardliness
  3187. You gain some Mysticality points!
  3188. After Battle: You gain 170 Cheek
  3189. You gain some Moxie points!
  3190. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 31 to 30
  3191. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:3|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:4|211:1
  3192. Preference xoSkeleltonXProgress changed from 2 to 3
  3193. Preference xoSkeleltonOProgress changed from 6 to 7
  3194. This combat did not cost a turn
  3195. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Gingerbread Train Station
  3196. > combat_filter: dna_filterdnaSyringe: dude
  3197.  
  3198. Hybridizing yourself
  3199. You acquire an intrinsic: Human-Human Hybrid
  3200. Preference _dnaHybrid changed from false to true
  3201. Preference dnaSyringe changed from dude to
  3202. > _dnaHybrid: true
  3203.  
  3204. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3205. You gain 99 hit points
  3206. Preference lastAdventure changed from Gingerbread Train Station to None
  3207.  
  3208. [61] Your Witchess Set
  3209. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  3210. Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess King to Play against the Witchess Pieces
  3211. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  3212. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  3213. Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Witch
  3214. Encounter: Witchess Witch
  3215. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230118 to 20200123230124
  3216. Preference _witchessFights changed from 2 to 3
  3217. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  3218. Round 1: Captain Bridge Bones threatens to send your foe to Mickey Dolenz's locker, which makes them a little nervous.
  3219. Round 1: Witchess Witch drops 27 attack power.
  3220. Round 1: Witchess Witch drops 27 defense.
  3221. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  3222. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3223. Round 2: Witchess Witch drops 4 attack power.
  3224. Round 2: Witchess Witch drops 4 defense.
  3225. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  3226. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3227. Round 3: Witchess Witch drops 18 attack power.
  3228. Round 3: Witchess Witch drops 17 defense.
  3229. Round 3: Witchess Witch drops 4 attack power.
  3230. Round 3: Witchess Witch drops 4 defense.
  3231. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  3232. Round 3: Witchess Witch takes 4 damage.
  3233. Round 3: Witchess Witch drops 1 defense.
  3234. Round 3: You lose 13 hit points
  3235. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 7 to 8
  3236. Round 3: fknslacker casts OFFENSIVE JOKE!
  3237. Round 4: Witchess Witch takes 8 damage.
  3238. Round 4: Witchess Witch drops 7 attack power.
  3239. Round 4: Witchess Witch drops 7 defense.
  3240. Round 4: Witchess Witch drops 4 attack power.
  3241. Round 4: Witchess Witch drops 3 defense.
  3242. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  3243. Round 4: Witchess Witch takes 4 damage.
  3244. Round 4: Witchess Witch drops 1 attack power.
  3245. Round 4: You lose 13 hit points
  3246. Round 4: fknslacker attacks!
  3247. Round 5: Witchess Witch takes 1608 damage.
  3248. Round 5: Witchess Witch drops 4 attack power.
  3249. Round 5: Witchess Witch drops 4 defense.
  3250. Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
  3251. Round 5: Witchess Witch takes 4 damage.
  3252. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
  3253. Round 5: fknslacker attacks!
  3254. Round 6: Witchess Witch takes 1608 damage.
  3255. Round 6: Witchess Witch drops 3 attack power.
  3256. Round 6: Witchess Witch drops 4 defense.
  3257. Round 6: fknslacker wins the fight!
  3258. After Battle: Bridge Bones's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  3259. After Battle: You gain 50 hit points
  3260. After Battle: Bridge Bones gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  3261. After Battle: You gain 30 Mana Points
  3262. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  3263. After Battle: You gain 9 Mana Points
  3264. After Battle: Bridge Bones does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  3265. You acquire an item: battle broom
  3266. After Battle: You gain 188 Strengthliness
  3267. You gain some Muscle points!
  3268. After Battle: You gain 568 Magicalness
  3269. You gain some Mysticality points!
  3270. You gain a Level!
  3271. After Battle: You gain 233 Chutzpah
  3272. You gain some Moxie points!
  3273. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 30 to 29
  3274. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:4|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:5|211:1
  3275. Preference xoSkeleltonXProgress changed from 3 to 4
  3276. Preference xoSkeleltonOProgress changed from 7 to 8
  3277. This combat did not cost a turn
  3278. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Gingerbread Train Station
  3279. > combat_filter: dnaSyringe:
  3280. > _dnaHybrid: true
  3281. Preference lastAdventure changed from Gingerbread Train Station to None
  3282.  
  3283. [61] Your Witchess Set
  3284. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  3285. Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Witch to Play against the Witchess Pieces
  3286. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  3287. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  3288. Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Queen
  3289. Encounter: Witchess Queen
  3290. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230124 to 20200123230128
  3291. Preference _witchessFights changed from 3 to 4
  3292. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  3293. Round 1: Moonlight hits Bridge Bones, revealing The Captain's terrible curse! Your opponent reels in horror.
  3294. Round 1: Witchess Queen drops 58 attack power.
  3295. Round 1: Witchess Queen drops 58 defense.
  3296. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  3297. Round 1: fknslacker uses the crayon shavings and uses the Time-Spinner!
  3298. Round 2: Witchess Queen drops 57 attack power.
  3299. Round 2: Witchess Queen drops 57 defense.
  3300. Round 2: Witchess Queen drops 7 attack power.
  3301. Round 2: Witchess Queen drops 7 defense.
  3302. Round 2: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  3303. Round 3: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
  3304. Round 3: Witchess Queen drops 2 attack power.
  3305. Round 3: Witchess Queen drops 3 defense.
  3306. Round 3: You lose 9 hit points
  3307. Round 3: fknslacker attacks!
  3308. Round 4: Witchess Queen takes 1031 damage.
  3309. Round 4: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
  3310. Round 4: Witchess Queen drops 3 attack power.
  3311. Round 4: Witchess Queen drops 2 defense.
  3312. Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
  3313. Round 4: fknslacker attacks!
  3314. Round 5: Witchess Queen takes 1057 damage.
  3315. Round 5: Witchess Queen takes 2 damage.
  3316. Round 5: Witchess Queen drops 3 defense.
  3317. Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
  3318. Round 5: fknslacker attacks!
  3319. Round 6: Witchess Queen takes 1031 damage.
  3320. Round 6: Witchess Queen takes 1 damage.
  3321. Round 6: Witchess Queen drops 4 attack power.
  3322. Round 6: Witchess Queen drops 4 defense.
  3323. Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
  3324. Round 6: fknslacker attacks!
  3325. Round 7: Witchess Queen takes 1033 damage.
  3326. Round 7: fknslacker wins the fight!
  3327. Your familiar gains a pound: Bridge Bones, the 5 lb. XO Skeleton
  3328. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  3329. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  3330. After Battle: Bridge Bones does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  3331. You acquire an item: very pointy crown
  3332. After Battle: Bridge Bones finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  3333. You acquire an item: O
  3334. Preference xoSkeleltonOProgress changed from 8 to -1
  3335. After Battle: You gain 200 Beefiness
  3336. You gain some Muscle points!
  3337. After Battle: You gain 636 Wizardliness
  3338. You gain some Mysticality points!
  3339. After Battle: You gain 218 Sarcasm
  3340. You gain some Moxie points!
  3341. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 29 to 28
  3342. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:5|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:0|211:1
  3343. Preference xoSkeleltonXProgress changed from 4 to 5
  3344. Preference xoSkeleltonOProgress changed from -1 to 0
  3345. This combat did not cost a turn
  3346. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Gingerbread Train Station
  3347. > combat_filter: dnaSyringe:
  3348. > _dnaHybrid: true
  3349. Preference lastAdventure changed from Gingerbread Train Station to None
  3350.  
  3351. [61] Your Witchess Set
  3352. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  3353. Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Queen to Play against the Witchess Pieces
  3354. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  3355. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  3356. Preference lastEncounter changed from Play against the Witchess Pieces to Witchess Rook
  3357. Encounter: Witchess Rook
  3358. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230128 to 20200123230131
  3359. Preference _witchessFights changed from 4 to 5
  3360. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  3361. Round 1: Moonlight hits Bridge Bones, revealing The Captain's terrible curse! Your opponent reels in horror.
  3362. Round 1: Witchess Rook drops 109 attack power.
  3363. Round 1: Witchess Rook drops 110 defense.
  3364. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  3365. Round 1: fknslacker casts BECOME A WOLF!
  3366. You acquire an effect: Wolfish Form (1)
  3367. Preference _vampyreCloakeFormUses changed from 2 to 3
  3368. Round 2: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3369. Round 3: Witchess Rook drops 15 attack power.
  3370. Round 3: Witchess Rook drops 13 defense.
  3371. Round 3: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3372. Round 4: Witchess Rook drops 44 attack power.
  3373. Round 4: Witchess Rook drops 44 defense.
  3374. Round 4: Witchess Rook drops 20 attack power.
  3375. Round 4: Witchess Rook drops 13 defense.
  3376. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 8 to 9
  3377. Round 4: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  3378. Round 5: Witchess Rook drops 8 attack power.
  3379. Round 5: Witchess Rook drops 7 defense.
  3380. Round 5: Witchess Rook drops 15 attack power.
  3381. Round 5: Witchess Rook drops 17 defense.
  3382. Round 5: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  3383. Round 6: Witchess Rook drops 15 attack power.
  3384. Round 6: Witchess Rook drops 17 defense.
  3385. Round 6: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  3386. Round 7: Witchess Rook drops 18 attack power.
  3387. Round 7: Witchess Rook drops 16 defense.
  3388. Round 7: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  3389. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  3390. Round 8: Witchess Rook drops 15 attack power.
  3391. Round 8: Witchess Rook drops 18 defense.
  3392. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3393. Round 9: Witchess Rook takes 110 damage.
  3394. You acquire an item: Senior Mints
  3395. Round 9: Witchess Rook drops 18 attack power.
  3396. Round 9: Witchess Rook drops 16 defense.
  3397. Round 9: fknslacker attacks!
  3398. Round 10: Witchess Rook takes 4578 damage.
  3399. Round 10: Witchess Rook drops 18 attack power.
  3400. Round 10: Witchess Rook drops 18 defense.
  3401. Round 10: fknslacker wins the fight!
  3402. After Battle: You gain 5 hit points
  3403. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  3404. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks rapidly at you... or maybe it's just a twitch?
  3405. You gain 106 Meat
  3406. After Battle: Bridge Bones does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  3407. You acquire an item: Greek fire
  3408. After Battle: You gain 105 Fortitude
  3409. You gain a Muscle point!
  3410. After Battle: You gain 420 Enchantedness
  3411. You gain some Mysticality points!
  3412. After Battle: You gain 123 Sarcasm
  3413. You gain some Moxie points!
  3414. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 28 to 27
  3415. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:0|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:1|211:1
  3416. Preference xoSkeleltonXProgress changed from 5 to 6
  3417. Preference xoSkeleltonOProgress changed from 0 to 1
  3418. This combat did not cost a turn
  3419. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Gingerbread Train Station
  3420. > combat_filter: dnaSyringe:
  3421. > _dnaHybrid: true
  3422.  
  3423. Visiting the Super-Secret Canadian Mind Control Device
  3424. Took choice 769/1: Touch that dial!
  3425. choice.php?whichchoice=769&option=1&setting=10
  3426.  
  3427. [61] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  3428. You gain 98 hit points
  3429. You gain 101 Mana Points
  3430. You gain 186 Magicalness
  3431. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3432. Preference timesRested changed from 0 to 1
  3433.  
  3434. [61] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  3435. You gain 140 Mana Points
  3436. You gain 200 Magicalness
  3437. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3438. Preference timesRested changed from 1 to 2
  3439.  
  3440. [61] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  3441. You gain 110 Mana Points
  3442. You gain 186 Magicalness
  3443. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3444. Preference timesRested changed from 2 to 3
  3445.  
  3446. [61] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  3447. You gain 144 Mana Points
  3448. You gain 200 Magicalness
  3449. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3450. Preference timesRested changed from 3 to 4
  3451. Preference timesRested changed from 4 to 3
  3452.  
  3453. [61] Rest in your bed in the Chateau
  3454. You gain 106 Mana Points
  3455. You gain 200 Magicalness
  3456. You gain some Mysticality points!
  3457. Preference timesRested changed from 3 to 4
  3458. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 70295914
  3459.  
  3460. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  3461. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 3 to 4
  3462. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  3463. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 4 to 5
  3464. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 70295914 to
  3465. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 70297979
  3466.  
  3467. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  3468. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  3469. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 5 to 6
  3470. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  3471. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 6 to 7
  3472. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_tab4
  3473. You acquire an effect: The Spy Who Loved XP (50)
  3474. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 7 to 10
  3475. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 70297979 to
  3476. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 70301313
  3477.  
  3478. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  3479. You acquire an effect: Goldentongue (10)
  3480. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 10 to 11
  3481. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 70301313 to
  3482. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 70303035
  3483.  
  3484. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  3485. You acquire an effect: Punch Another Day (10)
  3486. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 11 to 12
  3487. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 70303035 to
  3488. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 70304520
  3489.  
  3490. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  3491. You acquire an effect: Thunderspell (10)
  3492. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 12 to 13
  3493. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 70304520 to
  3494. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 70306001
  3495.  
  3496. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  3497. You acquire an effect: Goldentongue (10)
  3498. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 13 to 14
  3499. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 70306001 to
  3500. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 70307655
  3501.  
  3502. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  3503. You acquire an effect: The Living Hitpoints (10)
  3504. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 14 to 15
  3505. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 70307655 to
  3506. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 70309768
  3507.  
  3508. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  3509. You acquire an effect: Punch Another Day (10)
  3510. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 15 to 16
  3511. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 70309768 to
  3512. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 70311575
  3513.  
  3514. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  3515. You acquire an effect: Punch Another Day (10)
  3516. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 16 to 17
  3517. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 70311575 to
  3518. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 70313238
  3519.  
  3520. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  3521. You acquire an effect: The Living Hitpoints (10)
  3522. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 17 to 18
  3523. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 70313238 to
  3524.  
  3525. uneffect Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  3526.  
  3527. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  3528. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  3529.  
  3530. drink 1 Bee's Knees
  3531. You gain 10 Adventures
  3532. You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  3533. You gain 26 Wizardliness
  3534. You gain 18 Chutzpah
  3535. You acquire an effect: On the Trolley (25)
  3536. You gain 2 Drunkenness
  3537. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
  3538. You lose 500 Meat
  3539. Preference _speakeasyDrinksDrunk changed from 0 to 1
  3540.  
  3541. drink 1 Sacramento wine
  3542. You gain 6 Adventures
  3543. You gain 36 Strengthliness
  3544. You gain 50 Magicalness
  3545. You gain 37 Chutzpah
  3546. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  3547. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  3548. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  3549.  
  3550. trading 4 cop dollars for 1 Falcon™ Maltese Liquor
  3551. You acquire an item: Falcon™ Maltese Liquor
  3552.  
  3553. drink 1 Falcon™ Maltese Liquor
  3554. You gain 5 Adventures
  3555. You acquire an effect: Too Noir For Snoir (50)
  3556. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  3557. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  3558.  
  3559. main.php?comb=1
  3560.  
  3561. [61] Combing (familiar) Beach Head
  3562. Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from 1,11 to 1,10,11
  3563. Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 2 to 3
  3564. You acquire an effect: Do I Know You From Somewhere? (50)
  3565.  
  3566. uneffect Ode to Booze
  3567.  
  3568. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  3569. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  3570.  
  3571. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  3572. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (5)
  3573.  
  3574. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  3575.  
  3576. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  3577. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  3578.  
  3579. cast 1 Get Big
  3580. You acquire an effect: Big (10)
  3581.  
  3582. cast 1 Song of Bravado
  3583. You acquire an effect: Song of Bravado (10)
  3584. You lose an effect: Song of the North
  3585.  
  3586. use 1 tomato juice of powerful power
  3587. You acquire an effect: Tomato Power (10)
  3588.  
  3589. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  3590. Preference _streamsCrossed changed from false to true
  3591.  
  3592. equip back vampyric cloake
  3593.  
  3594. Visiting Lyle, LyleCo CEO
  3595. Preference _lyleFavored changed from false to true
  3596. You acquire an effect: Favored by Lyle (10)
  3597.  
  3598. cast 1 Acquire Rhinestones
  3599. You acquire rhinestone (34)
  3600. Preference _rhinestonesAcquired changed from false to true
  3601.  
  3602. Visiting the Spacegate Vaccination Machine
  3603. Took choice 1234/2: Select Vaccine
  3604. choice.php?whichchoice=1234&option=2
  3605. Preference _spacegateVaccine changed from false to true
  3606. You acquire an effect: Broad-Spectrum Vaccine (30)
  3607.  
  3608. use 1 Greek fire
  3609. You acquire an effect: Sweetbreads Flambé (25)
  3610.  
  3611. uneffect Psalm of Pointiness
  3612.  
  3613. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  3614. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (5)
  3615. > wait until dmt is done to get item buff, may not need it
  3616. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  3617. Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from duplicate.edu to extract.edu
  3618.  
  3619. Visiting Snojo Control Console
  3620. Preference snojoSetting changed from NONE to MYSTICALITY
  3621. Took choice 1118/2: mysticality training
  3622. choice.php?whichchoice=1118&option=2&pwd
  3623. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip cosplay saber +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  3624.  
  3625. equip hat very pointy crown
  3626.  
  3627. equip weapon dented scepter
  3628.  
  3629. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  3630.  
  3631. equip back LOV Epaulettes
  3632. unequip shirt
  3633.  
  3634. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  3635. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  3636. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  3637. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  3638.  
  3639. equip pants tinsel tights
  3640.  
  3641. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  3642.  
  3643. familiar Garbage Fire (42 lbs)
  3644.  
  3645. Unequip XO Skeleton
  3646.  
  3647. equip familiar amulet coin
  3648. Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3649.  
  3650. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3651. You gain 633 hit points
  3652. Preference lastAdventure changed from Gingerbread Train Station to The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3653.  
  3654. [61] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3655. Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Rook to the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3656. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3657. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230131 to 20200123230220
  3658. Preference _snojoParts changed from 0 to 1
  3659. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  3660. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  3661. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3662. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  3663. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3664. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  3665. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3666. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  3667. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3668. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 45 attack power.
  3669. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 51 defense.
  3670. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
  3671. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3672. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  3673. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 9 to 10
  3674. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  3675. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
  3676. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 defense.
  3677. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  3678. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 defense.
  3679. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  3680. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  3681. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  3682. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3683. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  3684. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  3685. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  3686. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3687. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  3688. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  3689. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3690. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  3691. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 defense.
  3692. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  3693. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3694. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  3695. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  3696. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  3697. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  3698. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3699. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  3700. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  3701. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 defense.
  3702. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  3703. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3704. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  3705. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  3706. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 defense.
  3707. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  3708. Round 10: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3709. Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  3710. Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
  3711. Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 defense.
  3712. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  3713. Round 11: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3714. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  3715. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  3716. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3717. Round 12: You lose 1 hit point
  3718. Round 12: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3719. Round 13: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  3720. Round 13: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  3721. Round 13: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 defense.
  3722. Round 13: fknslacker wins the fight!
  3723. After Battle: You pause for a moment to warm your hands at the crackling fire within Individual-1.
  3724. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  3725. After Battle: You gain 52 Mana Points
  3726. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3727. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  3728. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks one of his dead eyes at you as you search the area for Meat.
  3729. You gain 90 Meat
  3730. After Battle: The dancing flames inside Individual-1 light up the area, making it easier to spot items.
  3731. You acquire an item: little firkin
  3732. After Battle: You gain 47 Beefiness
  3733. You gain a Muscle point!
  3734. After Battle: You gain 124 Wizardliness
  3735. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3736. You gain a Level!
  3737. After Battle: You gain 48 Roguishness
  3738. You gain a Moxie point!
  3739. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:1|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:2|266:2|213:1|211:1
  3740. Preference garbageFireProgress changed from 26 to 27
  3741. This combat did not cost a turn
  3742. Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 0 to 1
  3743. Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 0 to 1
  3744. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  3745.  
  3746. [61] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3747. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3748. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230220 to 20200123230224
  3749. Preference _snojoParts changed from 1 to 2
  3750. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  3751. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  3752. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3753. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  3754. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3755. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  3756. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  3757. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  3758. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3759. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 45 attack power.
  3760. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 51 defense.
  3761. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  3762. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  3763. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  3764. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 10 to 11
  3765. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  3766. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
  3767. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3768. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  3769. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3770. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  3771. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  3772. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  3773. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  3774. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  3775. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  3776. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  3777. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  3778. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  3779. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  3780. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3781. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  3782. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3783. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  3784. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3785. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  3786. You acquire an item: Senior Mints
  3787. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  3788. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3789. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  3790. Round 8: fknslacker attacks!
  3791. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1216 damage.
  3792. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
  3793. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
  3794. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  3795. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  3796. Round 9: fknslacker wins the fight!
  3797. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  3798. Your familiar gains a pound: Individual-1, the 3 lb. Garbage Fire
  3799. After Battle: You gaze into Individual-1's flickering flames and relax for a bit.
  3800. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  3801. After Battle: You gain 44 Mana Points
  3802. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3803. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  3804. After Battle: Raaaaugh shambles around the battlefield, searching for stray meat.
  3805. You gain 101 Meat
  3806. After Battle: The dancing flames inside Individual-1 light up the area, making it easier to spot items.
  3807. You acquire an item: little firkin
  3808. After Battle: You gain 43 Beefiness
  3809. After Battle: You gain 138 Enchantedness
  3810. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3811. After Battle: You gain 48 Sarcasm
  3812. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:2|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:3|266:2|213:1|211:1
  3813. Preference garbageFireProgress changed from 27 to 28
  3814. This combat did not cost a turn
  3815. Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 1 to 2
  3816. Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 1 to 2
  3817. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  3818.  
  3819. [61] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3820. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3821. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230224 to 20200123230227
  3822. Preference _snojoParts changed from 2 to 3
  3823. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  3824. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  3825. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3826. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  3827. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3828. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  3829. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  3830. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  3831. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3832. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 45 attack power.
  3833. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 51 defense.
  3834. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 attack power.
  3835. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 defense.
  3836. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  3837. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 11 to 12
  3838. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  3839. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  3840. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3841. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 attack power.
  3842. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  3843. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  3844. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  3845. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
  3846. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3847. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  3848. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  3849. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  3850. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  3851. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  3852. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  3853. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  3854. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  3855. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3856. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  3857. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3858. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  3859. You acquire an item: Cold Hots candy
  3860. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  3861. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  3862. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  3863. Round 8: fknslacker attacks!
  3864. Round 9: You lose 14 hit points
  3865. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  3866. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  3867. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  3868. Round 9: fknslacker attacks!
  3869. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1074 damage.
  3870. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  3871. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  3872. Round 10: fknslacker wins the fight!
  3873. After Battle: You rush to the site of an imminent meteor strike and catch a metal meteoroid, still hot from reentry!
  3874. You acquire an item: metal meteoroid
  3875. Your familiar gains a pound: Individual-1, the 4 lb. Garbage Fire
  3876. After Battle: You pause for a moment to warm your hands at the crackling fire within Individual-1.
  3877. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  3878. After Battle: You gain 47 Mana Points
  3879. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  3880. After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
  3881. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks one of his dead eyes at you as you search the area for Meat.
  3882. You gain 148 Meat
  3883. After Battle: The dancing flames inside Individual-1 light up the area, making it easier to spot items.
  3884. You acquire an item: little firkin
  3885. After Battle: You gain 49 Strongness
  3886. You gain a Muscle point!
  3887. After Battle: You gain 149 Wizardliness
  3888. After Battle: You gain 39 Cheek
  3889. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:3|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:4|266:2|213:1|211:1
  3890. Preference garbageFireProgress changed from 28 to 29
  3891. This combat did not cost a turn
  3892. Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 2 to 3
  3893. Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 2 to 3
  3894. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  3895.  
  3896. [61] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3897. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  3898. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230227 to 20200123230230
  3899. Preference _snojoParts changed from 3 to 4
  3900. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  3901. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  3902. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3903. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  3904. Round 1: You lose 11 Mana Points
  3905. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  3906. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3907. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  3908. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3909. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  3910. Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
  3911. Round 2: You lose 10 Mana Points
  3912. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3913. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 42 attack power.
  3914. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 51 defense.
  3915. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  3916. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  3917. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  3918. Round 3: You lose 15 hit points
  3919. Round 3: You lose 15 Mana Points
  3920. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 12 to 13
  3921. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  3922. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 attack power.
  3923. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  3924. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  3925. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3926. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  3927. Round 4: You lose 12 hit points
  3928. Round 4: You lose 12 Mana Points
  3929. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  3930. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  3931. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  3932. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  3933. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
  3934. Round 5: You lose 12 Mana Points
  3935. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  3936. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  3937. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  3938. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  3939. Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
  3940. Round 6: You lose 11 Mana Points
  3941. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  3942. You acquire an item: Source essence
  3943. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
  3944. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  3945. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  3946. Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
  3947. Round 7: You lose 9 Mana Points
  3948. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  3949. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  3950. You acquire an item: Senior Mints
  3951. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  3952. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  3953. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  3954. Round 8: You lose 13 hit points
  3955. Round 8: You lose 13 Mana Points
  3956. Round 8: fknslacker attacks!
  3957. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1016 damage.
  3958. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  3959. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  3960. Round 9: fknslacker wins the fight!
  3961. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  3962. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  3963. After Battle: You gaze into Individual-1's flickering flames and relax for a bit.
  3964. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  3965. After Battle: You gain 52 Mana Points
  3966. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3967. After Battle: You gain 5 Mana Points
  3968. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks at you, and helps search for meat. The help is nice, but you could do without the creepy winking.
  3969. You gain 159 Meat
  3970. After Battle: The dancing flames inside Individual-1 light up the area, making it easier to spot items.
  3971. After Battle: A sheet of flaming newspaper floats out of Individual-1 and lands gently in your sack.
  3972. You acquire an item: burning newspaper
  3973. Preference garbageFireProgress changed from 29 to -1
  3974. After Battle: You gain 57 Strongness
  3975. After Battle: You gain 144 Enchantedness
  3976. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3977. After Battle: You gain 39 Cheek
  3978. You gain a Moxie point!
  3979. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:4|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  3980. Preference garbageFireProgress changed from -1 to 0
  3981. This combat did not cost a turn
  3982. Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 3 to 4
  3983. Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 3 to 4
  3984. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  3985.  
  3986. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  3987. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  3988. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  3989. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  3990.  
  3991. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  3992.  
  3993. equip pants pantogram pants
  3994.  
  3995. familiar Machine Elf (43 lbs)
  3996.  
  3997. Unequip Garbage Fire
  3998.  
  3999. equip familiar amulet coin
  4000.  
  4001. [61] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4002. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4003. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230230 to 20200123230237
  4004. Preference _snojoParts changed from 4 to 5
  4005. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  4006. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  4007. Round 1: Cleverly Playing smiles at you. Your voice sparkles, charged with deafening warning.
  4008. Round 1: You gain 530 Mana Points
  4009. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4010. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  4011. Round 1: You lose 14 Mana Points
  4012. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4013. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4014. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4015. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4016. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4017. Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
  4018. Round 2: You lose 10 Mana Points
  4019. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4020. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 38 attack power.
  4021. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 47 defense.
  4022. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4023. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  4024. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4025. Round 3: You lose 15 hit points
  4026. Round 3: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4027. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 13 to 14
  4028. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4029. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  4030. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  4031. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4032. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4033. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4034. Round 4: You lose 12 hit points
  4035. Round 4: You lose 12 Mana Points
  4036. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4037. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4038. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 defense.
  4039. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4040. Round 5: You lose 11 hit points
  4041. Round 5: You lose 11 Mana Points
  4042. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4043. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4044. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4045. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4046. Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
  4047. Round 6: You lose 11 Mana Points
  4048. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4049. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4050. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4051. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4052. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4053. Round 7: You lose 13 hit points
  4054. Round 7: You lose 13 Mana Points
  4055. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4056. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  4057. You acquire an item: Cold Hots candy
  4058. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4059. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4060. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  4061. Round 8: You lose 13 hit points
  4062. Round 8: You lose 13 Mana Points
  4063. Round 8: fknslacker attacks!
  4064. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1086 damage.
  4065. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4066. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  4067. Round 9: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4068. Your familiar gains a pound: Cleverly Playing, the 4 lb. Machine Elf
  4069. After Battle: Raaaaugh looks more powerful...
  4070. After Battle: You gain 5 hit points
  4071. After Battle: You gain 5 Mana Points
  4072. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks at you, and helps search for meat. The help is nice, but you could do without the creepy winking.
  4073. You gain 160 Meat
  4074. After Battle: Cleverly Playing vibrates in place for a moment, and you remember something you had forgotten.
  4075. You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation
  4076. After Battle: You gain 90 Strengthliness
  4077. You gain a Muscle point!
  4078. After Battle: You gain 275 Mysteriousness
  4079. You gain some Mysticality points!
  4080. After Battle: You gain 98 Roguishness
  4081. You gain a Moxie point!
  4082. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 27 to 26
  4083. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:5|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4084. This combat did not cost a turn
  4085. Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 4 to 5
  4086. Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 4 to 5
  4087. Preference pastaThrall6 changed from 1,Raaaaugh to 2,Raaaaugh
  4088. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  4089.  
  4090. [61] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4091. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4092. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230237 to 20200123230240
  4093. Preference _snojoParts changed from 5 to 6
  4094. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  4095. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  4096. Round 1: Your foe is struck dumb by Cleverly Playing's mesmerizing movement-without-movement.
  4097. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4098. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  4099. Round 1: You lose 14 Mana Points
  4100. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4101. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4102. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4103. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4104. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4105. Round 2: You lose 17 hit points
  4106. Round 2: You lose 17 Mana Points
  4107. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4108. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 36 attack power.
  4109. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 44 defense.
  4110. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
  4111. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4112. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4113. Round 3: You lose 15 hit points
  4114. Round 3: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4115. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 14 to 15
  4116. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4117. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 11 attack power.
  4118. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4119. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4120. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4121. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4122. Round 4: You lose 13 hit points
  4123. Round 4: You lose 13 Mana Points
  4124. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4125. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4126. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  4127. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4128. Round 5: You lose 13 hit points
  4129. Round 5: You lose 13 Mana Points
  4130. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4131. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4132. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4133. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4134. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  4135. Round 6: You lose 17 Mana Points
  4136. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4137. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4138. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4139. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  4140. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4141. Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
  4142. Round 7: You lose 17 Mana Points
  4143. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4144. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 85 damage.
  4145. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 attack power.
  4146. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4147. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  4148. Round 8: You lose 15 hit points
  4149. Round 8: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4150. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4151. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  4152. You acquire an item: Daffy Taffy
  4153. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4154. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4155. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  4156. Round 9: You lose 15 hit points
  4157. Round 9: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4158. Round 9: fknslacker attacks!
  4159. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1122 damage.
  4160. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4161. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4162. Round 10: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4163. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  4164. After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
  4165. You acquire an item: CSA fire-starting kit
  4166. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  4167. After Battle: You gain 7 Mana Points
  4168. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks rapidly at you... or maybe it's just a twitch?
  4169. You gain 128 Meat
  4170. After Battle: Your voice throbs with increased potency.
  4171. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  4172. After Battle: You gain 93 Fortitude
  4173. You gain a Muscle point!
  4174. After Battle: You gain 315 Enchantedness
  4175. You gain some Mysticality points!
  4176. After Battle: You gain 80 Roguishness
  4177. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 26 to 25
  4178. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:5|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:0|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4179. This combat did not cost a turn
  4180. Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 5 to 6
  4181. Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 5 to 6
  4182. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  4183.  
  4184. [61] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4185. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4186. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230240 to 20200123230244
  4187. Preference _snojoParts changed from 6 to 7
  4188. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  4189. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  4190. Round 1: Cleverly Playing smiles at you. Your sense of regret sparkles, charged with erotic melody.
  4191. Round 1: You gain 540 Mana Points
  4192. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4193. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  4194. Round 1: You lose 16 Mana Points
  4195. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4196. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4197. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4198. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4199. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4200. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4201. Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
  4202. Round 2: You lose 12 Mana Points
  4203. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4204. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4205. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 35 attack power.
  4206. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 44 defense.
  4207. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4208. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 defense.
  4209. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4210. Round 3: You lose 15 hit points
  4211. Round 3: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4212. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4213. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 15 to 16
  4214. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4215. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4216. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense.
  4217. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  4218. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense.
  4219. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4220. Round 4: You lose 13 hit points
  4221. Round 4: You lose 13 Mana Points
  4222. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4223. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4224. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 attack power.
  4225. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4226. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4227. Round 5: You lose 14 hit points
  4228. Round 5: You lose 14 Mana Points
  4229. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4230. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4231. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4232. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4233. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4234. Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
  4235. Round 6: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4236. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4237. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4238. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4239. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  4240. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4241. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4242. Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
  4243. Round 7: You lose 18 Mana Points
  4244. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4245. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4246. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  4247. You acquire an item: Daffy Taffy
  4248. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4249. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense.
  4250. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  4251. Round 8: You lose 18 hit points
  4252. Round 8: You lose 18 Mana Points
  4253. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  4254. Round 8: fknslacker attacks!
  4255. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1218 damage.
  4256. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  4257. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 defense.
  4258. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4259. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4260. Round 9: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4261. You acquire an item: ice rice
  4262. Your familiar gains a pound: Cleverly Playing, the 5 lb. Machine Elf
  4263. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  4264. After Battle: You gain 7 Mana Points
  4265. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks rapidly at you... or maybe it's just a twitch?
  4266. You gain 165 Meat
  4267. After Battle: Your mind throbs with increased potency.
  4268. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  4269. After Battle: You gain 85 Strengthliness
  4270. You gain a Muscle point!
  4271. After Battle: You gain 320 Magicalness
  4272. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4273. After Battle: You gain 90 Sarcasm
  4274. You gain a Moxie point!
  4275. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 25 to 24
  4276. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:0|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:1|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4277. This combat did not cost a turn
  4278. Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 6 to 7
  4279. Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 6 to 7
  4280. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  4281.  
  4282. [61] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4283. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4284. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230244 to 20200123230247
  4285. Preference _snojoParts changed from 7 to 8
  4286. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  4287. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  4288. Round 1: Your foe is struck dumb by Cleverly Playing's mesmerizing movement-without-movement.
  4289. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4290. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  4291. Round 1: You lose 14 Mana Points
  4292. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4293. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4294. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4295. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  4296. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4297. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4298. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  4299. Round 2: You lose 18 Mana Points
  4300. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4301. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4302. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 35 attack power.
  4303. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 45 defense.
  4304. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
  4305. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4306. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4307. Round 3: You lose 18 hit points
  4308. Round 3: You lose 18 Mana Points
  4309. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4310. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 16 to 17
  4311. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4312. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4313. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense.
  4314. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
  4315. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4316. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4317. Round 4: You lose 13 hit points
  4318. Round 4: You lose 13 Mana Points
  4319. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4320. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4321. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4322. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4323. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4324. Round 5: You lose 17 hit points
  4325. Round 5: You lose 17 Mana Points
  4326. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4327. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4328. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4329. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4330. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4331. Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
  4332. Round 6: You lose 18 Mana Points
  4333. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4334. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4335. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4336. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4337. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
  4338. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4339. Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
  4340. Round 7: You lose 14 Mana Points
  4341. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4342. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  4343. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1037 damage.
  4344. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4345. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4346. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4347. After Battle: You gain 6 hit points
  4348. After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
  4349. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks at you, and helps search for meat. The help is nice, but you could do without the creepy winking.
  4350. You gain 144 Meat
  4351. After Battle: Your body glistens with increased litheness.
  4352. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  4353. After Battle: You gain 100 Fortitude
  4354. You gain a Muscle point!
  4355. After Battle: You gain 324 Enchantedness
  4356. You gain some Mysticality points!
  4357. After Battle: You gain 78 Smarm
  4358. You gain a Moxie point!
  4359. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 24 to 23
  4360. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:1|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:2|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4361. This combat did not cost a turn
  4362. Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 7 to 8
  4363. Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 7 to 8
  4364.  
  4365. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4366. You gain 743 hit points
  4367. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  4368.  
  4369. [61] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4370. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4371. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230247 to 20200123230251
  4372. Preference _snojoParts changed from 8 to 9
  4373. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  4374. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  4375. Round 1: Your foe is struck dumb by Cleverly Playing's mesmerizing movement-without-movement.
  4376. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4377. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  4378. Round 1: You lose 19 Mana Points
  4379. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4380. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4381. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4382. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  4383. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
  4384. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4385. Round 2: You lose 15 hit points
  4386. Round 2: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4387. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4388. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4389. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 38 attack power.
  4390. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 46 defense.
  4391. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4392. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 defense.
  4393. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4394. Round 3: You lose 15 hit points
  4395. Round 3: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4396. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4397. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 17 to 18
  4398. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4399. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4400. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
  4401. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  4402. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4403. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4404. Round 4: You lose 15 hit points
  4405. Round 4: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4406. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4407. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4408. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4409. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4410. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4411. Round 5: You lose 14 hit points
  4412. Round 5: You lose 14 Mana Points
  4413. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4414. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4415. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4416. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4417. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4418. Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
  4419. Round 6: You lose 20 Mana Points
  4420. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4421. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4422. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4423. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  4424. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4425. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4426. Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
  4427. Round 7: You lose 16 Mana Points
  4428. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4429. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4430. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  4431. You acquire an item: Cold Hots candy
  4432. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  4433. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  4434. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  4435. Round 8: You lose 17 hit points
  4436. Round 8: You lose 17 Mana Points
  4437. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  4438. Round 8: fknslacker attacks!
  4439. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1248 damage.
  4440. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
  4441. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  4442. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4443. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense.
  4444. Round 9: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4445. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  4446. After Battle: You gain 8 Mana Points
  4447. After Battle: Raaaaugh moans wordlessly at you, and one of his eyes falls listlessly out of its socket. You decide to count that as a wink.
  4448. You gain 96 Meat
  4449. After Battle: Your memory thrums with increased acuity.
  4450. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  4451. After Battle: You gain 98 Strengthliness
  4452. You gain a Muscle point!
  4453. After Battle: You gain 338 Wizardliness
  4454. You gain some Mysticality points!
  4455. After Battle: You gain 80 Sarcasm
  4456. You gain a Moxie point!
  4457. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 23 to 22
  4458. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:2|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:3|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4459. This combat did not cost a turn
  4460. Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 8 to 9
  4461. Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 8 to 9
  4462. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  4463.  
  4464. [61] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4465. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  4466. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230251 to 20200123230255
  4467. Preference _snojoParts changed from 9 to 10
  4468. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  4469. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  4470. Round 1: Your foe is struck dumb by Cleverly Playing's mesmerizing movement-without-movement.
  4471. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4472. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  4473. Round 1: You lose 16 Mana Points
  4474. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4475. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4476. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4477. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4478. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4479. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4480. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4481. Round 2: You lose 15 hit points
  4482. Round 2: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4483. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4484. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  4485. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4486. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 39 attack power.
  4487. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 48 defense.
  4488. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4489. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  4490. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4491. Round 3: You lose 18 hit points
  4492. Round 3: You lose 18 Mana Points
  4493. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4494. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  4495. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 18 to 19
  4496. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4497. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
  4498. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
  4499. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4500. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense.
  4501. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4502. Round 4: You lose 21 hit points
  4503. Round 4: You lose 21 Mana Points
  4504. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4505. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  4506. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4507. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 attack power.
  4508. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
  4509. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4510. Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
  4511. Round 5: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4512. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4513. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  4514. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4515. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 attack power.
  4516. Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4517. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4518. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  4519. Round 6: You lose 17 Mana Points
  4520. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4521. Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
  4522. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4523. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4524. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
  4525. Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4526. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4527. Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
  4528. Round 7: You lose 15 Mana Points
  4529. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4530. Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
  4531. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4532. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 85 damage.
  4533. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
  4534. Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 defense.
  4535. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  4536. Round 8: You lose 20 hit points
  4537. Round 8: You lose 20 Mana Points
  4538. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  4539. Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
  4540. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4541. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  4542. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
  4543. Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  4544. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  4545. Round 9: You lose 16 hit points
  4546. Round 9: You lose 16 Mana Points
  4547. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  4548. Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
  4549. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4550. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  4551. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 attack power.
  4552. Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 defense.
  4553. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  4554. Round 10: You lose 17 hit points
  4555. Round 10: You lose 17 Mana Points
  4556. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  4557. Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
  4558. Round 10: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4559. Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 43 damage.
  4560. You acquire an item: Senior Mints
  4561. Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 attack power.
  4562. Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 defense.
  4563. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  4564. Round 11: You lose 19 hit points
  4565. Round 11: You lose 19 Mana Points
  4566. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  4567. Round 11: You lose 1 hit point
  4568. Round 11: fknslacker attacks!
  4569. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 1276 damage.
  4570. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
  4571. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
  4572. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
  4573. Round 12: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 defense.
  4574. Round 12: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4575. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  4576. Your familiar gains a pound: Cleverly Playing, the 6 lb. Machine Elf
  4577. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  4578. After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
  4579. After Battle: Raaaaugh moans wordlessly at you, and one of his eyes falls listlessly out of its socket. You decide to count that as a wink.
  4580. You gain 129 Meat
  4581. After Battle: Cleverly Playing produces a snowglobe from... somewhere...
  4582. You acquire an item: Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe
  4583. Preference _snowglobeDrops changed from 0 to 1
  4584. After Battle: You gain 93 Muscleboundness
  4585. You gain a Muscle point!
  4586. After Battle: You gain 315 Enchantedness
  4587. You gain some Mysticality points!
  4588. After Battle: You gain 103 Roguishness
  4589. You gain a Moxie point!
  4590. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 22 to 21
  4591. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:3|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4592. This combat did not cost a turn
  4593. Preference _snojoFreeFights changed from 9 to 10
  4594. Preference snojoMysticalityWins changed from 9 to 10
  4595.  
  4596. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  4597. You gain 436 hit points
  4598. Preference _hotTubSoaks changed from 1 to 2
  4599. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 10 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  4600.  
  4601. equip acc1 battle broom
  4602.  
  4603. equip acc2 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  4604. Preference nextAdventure changed from The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to The Haunted Kitchen
  4605. Preference lastAdventure changed from The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to The Haunted Kitchen
  4606.  
  4607. [61] The Haunted Kitchen
  4608. Preference lastEncounter changed from the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman to sausage goblin
  4609. Encounter: sausage goblin
  4610. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230255 to 20200123230302
  4611. Preference _sausageFights changed from 1 to 2
  4612. Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 583998 to 584058
  4613. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  4614. Round 1: You lose 52 hit points
  4615. Round 1: Your foe is struck dumb by Cleverly Playing's mesmerizing movement-without-movement.
  4616. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4617. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4618. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 37 attack power.
  4619. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 34 defense.
  4620. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4621. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 100 attack power.
  4622. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 102 defense.
  4623. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 31 attack power.
  4624. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 36 defense.
  4625. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 19 to 20
  4626. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4627. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 39 attack power.
  4628. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 39 defense.
  4629. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 31 attack power.
  4630. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 38 defense.
  4631. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4632. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 31 attack power.
  4633. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 36 defense.
  4634. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4635. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 35 attack power.
  4636. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 34 defense.
  4637. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4638. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4639. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 36 attack power.
  4640. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 33 defense.
  4641. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  4642. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4643. Round 8: sausage goblin takes 135 damage.
  4644. You acquire an item: Mr. Mediocrebar
  4645. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 33 attack power.
  4646. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 30 defense.
  4647. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  4648. Round 8: fknslacker attacks!
  4649. Round 9: sausage goblin takes 743 damage.
  4650. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 37 attack power.
  4651. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 38 defense.
  4652. Round 9: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4653. After Battle: A love cockroach scuttles out from beneath a nearby stove and gives you a present from the floor.
  4654. You acquire an item: hot powder
  4655. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  4656. After Battle: You gain 7 Mana Points
  4657. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks rapidly at you... or maybe it's just a twitch?
  4658. You gain 550 Meat
  4659. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  4660. After Battle: Your eye throbs with increased potency.
  4661. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  4662. After Battle: You gain 408 Fortitude
  4663. You gain some Muscle points!
  4664. After Battle: You gain 1229 Wizardliness
  4665. You gain some Mysticality points!
  4666. You gain a Level!
  4667. After Battle: You gain 353 Smarm
  4668. You gain some Moxie points!
  4669. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 21 to 20
  4670. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:5|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4671. This combat did not cost a turn
  4672. Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 12 to 16
  4673. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 Mysticality 1.0 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  4674.  
  4675. equip off-hand astral statuette
  4676.  
  4677. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  4678. You acquire an item: resolution: be smarter
  4679. Preference libramSummons changed from 19 to 20
  4680.  
  4681. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  4682. You acquire an item: resolution: be stronger
  4683. Preference libramSummons changed from 20 to 21
  4684.  
  4685. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  4686. You acquire an item: resolution: be sexier
  4687. Preference libramSummons changed from 21 to 22
  4688. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Deep Machine Tunnels
  4689. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Deep Machine Tunnels
  4690.  
  4691. [61] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  4692. Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Believer of Designs
  4693. Encounter: Believer of Designs
  4694. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230302 to 20200123230309
  4695. Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 5 to 4
  4696. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  4697. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4698. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4699. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4700. Round 3: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4701. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 20 to 21
  4702. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4703. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4704. Round 5: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4705. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4706. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4707. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4708. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4709. Round 8: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4710. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4711. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4712. Round 10: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4713. Round 11: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4714. Round 12: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4715. Round 13: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4716. After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points
  4717. After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
  4718. After Battle: Cleverly Playing clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  4719. You acquire an item: abstraction: thought
  4720. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  4721. You gain a Muscle point!
  4722. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4723. You gain a Moxie point!
  4724. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 20 to 19
  4725. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:5|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:0|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4726. Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 0 to 1
  4727. This combat did not cost a turn
  4728.  
  4729. [61] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  4730. Preference lastEncounter changed from Believer of Designs to Smeller of Darknesses
  4731. Encounter: Smeller of Darknesses
  4732. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230309 to 20200123230314
  4733. Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 4 to 3
  4734. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  4735. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4736. Round 1: fknslacker uses the abstraction: thought!
  4737. You acquire an item: abstraction: certainty
  4738. Round 2: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4739. Round 3: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4740. Round 3: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4741. Round 4: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4742. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 21 to 22
  4743. Round 4: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4744. Round 5: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4745. Round 6: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4746. Round 7: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4747. You acquire an item: Source essence
  4748. Round 8: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4749. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4750. Round 9: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4751. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4752. Round 10: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4753. Round 11: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4754. Round 11: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4755. Round 12: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4756. Round 12: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4757. Round 13: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4758. Round 14: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4759. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  4760. After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points
  4761. After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
  4762. After Battle: Cleverly Playing clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  4763. You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation
  4764. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  4765. You gain a Muscle point!
  4766. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4767. You gain a Moxie point!
  4768. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 19 to 18
  4769. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:0|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:1|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4770. Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 1 to 2
  4771. This combat did not cost a turn
  4772.  
  4773. [61] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  4774. Preference lastEncounter changed from Smeller of Darknesses to Understander of Designs
  4775. Encounter: Understander of Designs
  4776. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230314 to 20200123230320
  4777. Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 3 to 2
  4778. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  4779. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4780. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4781. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4782. Round 3: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4783. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 22 to 23
  4784. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4785. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4786. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4787. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4788. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4789. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4790. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4791. Round 9: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4792. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4793. Round 10: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4794. Round 11: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4795. Round 12: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4796. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  4797. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  4798. After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points
  4799. After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
  4800. After Battle: Cleverly Playing clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  4801. You acquire an item: moist barrel
  4802. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscleboundness
  4803. You gain a Muscle point!
  4804. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4805. You gain a Moxie point!
  4806. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 18 to 17
  4807. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:1|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:2|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4808. Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 2 to 3
  4809. This combat did not cost a turn
  4810.  
  4811. [61] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  4812. Preference lastEncounter changed from Understander of Designs to Manipulator of Actions and Undertakings
  4813. Encounter: Manipulator of Actions and Undertakings
  4814. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230320 to 20200123230324
  4815. Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 2 to 1
  4816. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  4817. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4818. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4819. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4820. Round 3: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4821. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 23 to 24
  4822. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4823. Round 4: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4824. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4825. Round 5: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4826. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4827. Round 6: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4828. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4829. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  4830. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4831. Round 8: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4832. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4833. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4834. Round 10: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4835. Round 11: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4836. Round 12: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4837. Round 12: fknslacker attacks!
  4838. Round 13: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4839. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  4840. After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points
  4841. After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
  4842. After Battle: Cleverly Playing clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  4843. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  4844. You gain a Muscle point!
  4845. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4846. You gain a Moxie point!
  4847. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 17 to 16
  4848. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:2|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:3|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4849. Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 3 to 4
  4850. This combat did not cost a turn
  4851.  
  4852. [61] The Deep Machine Tunnels
  4853. Preference lastEncounter changed from Manipulator of Actions and Undertakings to Motivator of Ideas
  4854. Encounter: Motivator of Ideas
  4855. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230324 to 20200123230329
  4856. Preference encountersUntilDMTChoice changed from 1 to 0
  4857. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  4858. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4859. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4860. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4861. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 24 to 25
  4862. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  4863. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  4864. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  4865. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  4866. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  4867. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4868. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4869. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4870. Round 10: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4871. Round 11: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4872. Round 11: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4873. Round 12: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4874. Round 13: You lose 1 or more hit points
  4875. Round 13: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  4876. Round 14: fknslacker wins the fight!
  4877. After Battle: You gain 1 or more hit points
  4878. After Battle: You gain 1 or more Mojo points
  4879. After Battle: Cleverly Playing clucks his tongue and time starts passing again. This makes you realize that no time had passed while you were fighting that weird monster.
  4880. You acquire an item: abstraction: action
  4881. You acquire an item: abstraction: sensation
  4882. You gain a Muscle point!
  4883. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4884. You gain a Moxie point!
  4885. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 16 to 15
  4886. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:3|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  4887. Preference _machineTunnelsAdv changed from 4 to 5
  4888. This combat did not cost a turn
  4889.  
  4890. uneffect The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
  4891.  
  4892. cast 1 Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
  4893. You acquire an effect: Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (5)
  4894.  
  4895. Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge
  4896. Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara
  4897. choice.php?whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=-2&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick
  4898. You acquire an effect: There's No N in Love (100)
  4899. Preference _clanFortuneBuffUsed changed from false to true
  4900.  
  4901. smash little firkin
  4902. You acquire an item: margarita
  4903.  
  4904. smash little firkin
  4905. You acquire an item: tequila sunrise
  4906.  
  4907. smash little firkin
  4908. You acquire an item: vodka martini
  4909.  
  4910. smash little firkin
  4911. You acquire an item: strawberry daiquiri
  4912.  
  4913. smash normal barrel
  4914. You acquire an item: slap and tickle
  4915.  
  4916. smash moist barrel
  4917. You acquire an item: concentrated magicalness pill
  4918.  
  4919. smash moist barrel
  4920. You acquire an item: Mountain Stream soda
  4921.  
  4922. cast 1 Lunch Break
  4923. You acquire an item: sack lunch
  4924. Preference _lunchBreak changed from false to true
  4925.  
  4926. use 1 sack lunch
  4927. You acquire an item: fishy fish casserole
  4928.  
  4929. autosell: 1 frigid derringer
  4930. You gain 50 Meat
  4931.  
  4932. autosell: 2 coconut shell
  4933. You gain 70 Meat
  4934.  
  4935. autosell: 2 magical ice cubes
  4936. You gain 70 Meat
  4937.  
  4938. autosell: 1 little paper umbrella
  4939. You gain 35 Meat
  4940.  
  4941. autosell: 1 Newbiesport™ tent
  4942. You gain 20 Meat
  4943. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 1.0 ML +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  4944.  
  4945. familiar Artistic Goth Kid (41 lbs)
  4946.  
  4947. Unequip Machine Elf
  4948.  
  4949. equip familiar amulet coin
  4950.  
  4951. uneffect Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  4952.  
  4953. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  4954. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  4955.  
  4956. drink 1 astral pilsner
  4957. You gain 12 Adventures
  4958. You gain 12 Strongness
  4959. You gain 15 Enchantedness
  4960. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4961. You gain 12 Roguishness
  4962. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  4963. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  4964.  
  4965. drink 1 astral pilsner
  4966. You gain 12 Adventures
  4967. You gain 20 Fortitude
  4968. You gain 34 Mysteriousness
  4969. You gain 12 Roguishness
  4970. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  4971. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  4972.  
  4973. uneffect Ode to Booze
  4974.  
  4975. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  4976. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (5)
  4977.  
  4978. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  4979. You acquire an item: resolution: be smarter
  4980. Preference libramSummons changed from 22 to 23
  4981. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to The Neverending Party
  4982. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Deep Machine Tunnels to The Neverending Party
  4983.  
  4984. [61] The Neverending Party
  4985. Preference _questPartyFairQuest changed from  to trash
  4986. Took choice 1322/2: reject quest
  4987. choice.php?whichchoice=1322&option=2&pwd
  4988. Preference _questPartyFair changed from unstarted to
  4989. Preference _questPartyFairQuest changed from trash to
  4990. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  4991.  
  4992. [61] The Neverending Party
  4993. Preference lastEncounter changed from Motivator of Ideas to Black Crayon Man
  4994. Encounter: Black Crayon Man
  4995. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230329 to 20200123230353
  4996. Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 0 to 1
  4997. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  4998. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  4999. Round 1: fknslacker casts ARMY OF TODDLERS!
  5000. Your familiar gains a pound: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane, the 2 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
  5001. You lose 30 hit points
  5002. You acquire Source essence (3)
  5003. You lose 9 hit points
  5004. You lose 10 hit points
  5005. You lose 7 hit points
  5006. You acquire an item: Wint-O-Fresh mint
  5007. You acquire an item: CSA scoutmaster's "water"
  5008. You gain 5 hit points
  5009. You gain 8 Mana Points
  5010. You gain 128 Meat
  5011. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  5012. You gain 463 Muscleboundness
  5013. You gain some Muscle points!
  5014. You gain 1755 Magicalness
  5015. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5016. You gain 498 Roguishness
  5017. You gain some Moxie points!
  5018. Preference _armyToddlerCast changed from false to true
  5019. Round 2: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5020. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5021.  
  5022. [61] The Neverending Party
  5023. Preference lastEncounter changed from Black Crayon Man to jock
  5024. Encounter: jock
  5025. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230353 to 20200123230358
  5026. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5027. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5028. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5029. Round 2: jock drops 47 attack power.
  5030. Round 2: jock drops 39 defense.
  5031. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5032. Round 3: jock drops 129 attack power.
  5033. Round 3: jock drops 130 defense.
  5034. Round 3: jock drops 43 attack power.
  5035. Round 3: jock drops 45 defense.
  5036. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 25 to 26
  5037. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5038. Round 4: jock drops 51 attack power.
  5039. Round 4: jock drops 51 defense.
  5040. Round 4: jock drops 43 attack power.
  5041. Round 4: jock drops 43 defense.
  5042. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5043. Round 5: jock drops 42 attack power.
  5044. Round 5: jock drops 43 defense.
  5045. Round 5: You lose 12 hit points
  5046. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5047. Round 6: jock drops 45 attack power.
  5048. Round 6: jock drops 43 defense.
  5049. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5050. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5051. Round 7: jock drops 45 attack power.
  5052. Round 7: jock drops 43 defense.
  5053. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  5054. Round 8: jock takes 80 damage.
  5055. Round 8: jock drops 43 attack power.
  5056. Round 8: jock drops 43 defense.
  5057. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  5058. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  5059. Round 9: jock takes 80 damage.
  5060. Round 9: jock drops 39 attack power.
  5061. Round 9: jock drops 41 defense.
  5062. Round 9: You lose 9 hit points
  5063. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  5064. Round 10: jock takes 160 damage.
  5065. You acquire an item: Cold Hots candy
  5066. Round 10: jock drops 45 attack power.
  5067. Round 10: jock drops 41 defense.
  5068. Round 10: You lose 8 hit points
  5069. Round 10: fknslacker attacks!
  5070. Round 11: jock takes 1101 damage.
  5071. Round 11: jock drops 48 attack power.
  5072. Round 11: jock drops 45 defense.
  5073. Round 11: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5074. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  5075. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  5076. Your familiar gains a pound: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane, the 3 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
  5077. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  5078. After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
  5079. After Battle: Raaaaugh moans wordlessly at you, and one of his eyes falls listlessly out of its socket. You decide to count that as a wink.
  5080. You gain 1,000 Meat
  5081. You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag
  5082. You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink
  5083. You acquire an item: cosmetic football
  5084. You acquire an item: shoe ad T-shirt
  5085. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight. (+13 Stats)
  5086. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane adjusts his little Oliver Cromwell glasses and makes some helpful adjustments to your to-do list. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5087. After Battle: You gain 508 Beefiness
  5088. You gain some Muscle points!
  5089. After Battle: You gain 1850 Enchantedness
  5090. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5091. You gain a Level!
  5092. After Battle: You gain 468 Cheek
  5093. You gain some Moxie points!
  5094. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 15 to 13
  5095. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:2|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5096. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 0 to 1
  5097. This combat did not cost a turn
  5098. Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 0 to 1
  5099.  
  5100. uneffect Polka of Plenty
  5101.  
  5102. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  5103. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  5104.  
  5105. drink 1 Hot Socks
  5106. You gain 14 Adventures
  5107. You acquire an effect: Hip to the Jive (50)
  5108. You gain 3 Drunkenness
  5109. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-3)
  5110. You lose 5,000 Meat
  5111. Preference _speakeasyDrinksDrunk changed from 1 to 2
  5112.  
  5113. uneffect Ode to Booze
  5114.  
  5115. cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
  5116. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (5)
  5117. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5118.  
  5119. [61] The Neverending Party
  5120. Preference lastEncounter changed from jock to Black Crayon Man
  5121. Encounter: Black Crayon Man
  5122. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230358 to 20200123230405
  5123. Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 1 to 2
  5124. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5125. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5126. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5127. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 42 attack power.
  5128. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 48 defense.
  5129. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5130. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 135 attack power.
  5131. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 134 defense.
  5132. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 41 attack power.
  5133. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 43 defense.
  5134. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 26 to 27
  5135. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5136. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 52 attack power.
  5137. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 52 defense.
  5138. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 47 attack power.
  5139. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 49 defense.
  5140. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5141. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 44 attack power.
  5142. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 45 defense.
  5143. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5144. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 50 attack power.
  5145. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 45 defense.
  5146. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5147. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5148. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 40 attack power.
  5149. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 41 defense.
  5150. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  5151. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  5152. Round 8: Black Crayon Man takes 80 damage.
  5153. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 45 attack power.
  5154. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 44 defense.
  5155. Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
  5156. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  5157. Round 9: Black Crayon Man takes 80 damage.
  5158. Round 9: Black Crayon Man drops 49 attack power.
  5159. Round 9: Black Crayon Man drops 46 defense.
  5160. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  5161. Round 10: Black Crayon Man takes 80 damage.
  5162. Round 10: Black Crayon Man drops 46 attack power.
  5163. Round 10: Black Crayon Man drops 46 defense.
  5164. Round 10: fknslacker attacks!
  5165. Round 11: Black Crayon Man takes 1156 damage.
  5166. Round 11: Black Crayon Man drops 45 attack power.
  5167. Round 11: Black Crayon Man drops 48 defense.
  5168. Round 11: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5169. Your familiar gains a pound: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane, the 4 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
  5170. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  5171. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  5172. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks one of his dead eyes at you as you search the area for Meat.
  5173. You gain 122 Meat
  5174. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  5175. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight. (+15 Stats)
  5176. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane blinks his eyes intelligently, like Oliver Cromwell would. Some of that intelligence rubs off on you. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5177. After Battle: You gain 523 Muscleboundness
  5178. You gain some Muscle points!
  5179. After Battle: You gain 1913 Mysteriousness
  5180. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5181. After Battle: You gain 490 Smarm
  5182. You gain some Moxie points!
  5183. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 13 to 12
  5184. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:2|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:3|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5185. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 1 to 2
  5186. This combat did not cost a turn
  5187. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5188.  
  5189. [61] The Neverending Party
  5190. Encounter: Black Crayon Man
  5191. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230405 to 20200123230409
  5192. Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 2 to 3
  5193. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5194. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5195. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5196. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 48 attack power.
  5197. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 45 defense.
  5198. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5199. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 138 attack power.
  5200. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 138 defense.
  5201. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 43 attack power.
  5202. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 46 defense.
  5203. Round 3: You lose 17 hit points
  5204. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 27 to 28
  5205. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5206. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 54 attack power.
  5207. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 54 defense.
  5208. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 48 attack power.
  5209. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 44 defense.
  5210. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5211. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 51 attack power.
  5212. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 47 defense.
  5213. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5214. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 43 attack power.
  5215. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 47 defense.
  5216. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  5217. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5218. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5219. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 45 attack power.
  5220. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 44 defense.
  5221. Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
  5222. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5223. Round 8: Black Crayon Man takes 882 damage.
  5224. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 51 attack power.
  5225. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 51 defense.
  5226. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5227. After Battle: Raaaaugh looks more powerful...
  5228. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  5229. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  5230. After Battle: Raaaaugh moans wordlessly at you, and one of his eyes falls listlessly out of its socket. You decide to count that as a wink.
  5231. You gain 166 Meat
  5232. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  5233. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent morbidly obese with buck teeth and acne. It comes to life and starts crying, which makes Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane smile a wicked smile. (+15 Stats)
  5234. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane adjusts his little Oliver Cromwell glasses and makes some helpful adjustments to your to-do list. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5235. After Battle: You gain 548 Beefiness
  5236. You gain some Muscle points!
  5237. After Battle: You gain 1913 Mysteriousness
  5238. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5239. After Battle: You gain 545 Sarcasm
  5240. You gain some Moxie points!
  5241. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 12 to 11
  5242. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:3|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:4|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5243. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 2 to 3
  5244. This combat did not cost a turn
  5245. Preference pastaThrall6 changed from 2,Raaaaugh to 3,Raaaaugh
  5246. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5247.  
  5248. [61] The Neverending Party
  5249. Preference lastEncounter changed from Black Crayon Man to biker
  5250. Encounter: biker
  5251. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230409 to 20200123230414
  5252. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5253. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5254. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5255. Round 2: biker drops 45 attack power.
  5256. Round 2: biker drops 48 defense.
  5257. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5258. Round 3: biker drops 145 attack power.
  5259. Round 3: biker drops 144 defense.
  5260. Round 3: biker drops 49 attack power.
  5261. Round 3: biker drops 51 defense.
  5262. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 28 to 29
  5263. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5264. Round 4: biker drops 57 attack power.
  5265. Round 4: biker drops 57 defense.
  5266. Round 4: biker drops 49 attack power.
  5267. Round 4: biker drops 47 defense.
  5268. Round 4: You lose 3 hit points
  5269. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5270. Round 5: biker drops 46 attack power.
  5271. Round 5: biker drops 47 defense.
  5272. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5273. Round 6: biker drops 51 attack power.
  5274. Round 6: biker drops 51 defense.
  5275. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  5276. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5277. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5278. Round 7: biker drops 48 attack power.
  5279. Round 7: biker drops 53 defense.
  5280. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  5281. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5282. Round 8: biker takes 933 damage.
  5283. Round 8: biker drops 50 attack power.
  5284. Round 8: biker drops 50 defense.
  5285. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5286. Your familiar gains a pound: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane, the 5 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
  5287. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  5288. After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
  5289. After Battle: Raaaaugh scavenges for leftover meat, which you're forced to take away before he eats it. Kind of like a pig with truffles, except way grosser.
  5290. You gain 611 Meat
  5291. You acquire an item: gas can
  5292. You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
  5293. You acquire an item: neverending wallet chain
  5294. You acquire an item: pentagram bandana
  5295. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a big fake smile onto his face, and says, "why so serious?" from behind it. (+15 Stats)
  5296. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane scans the horizon with his little field binoculars and gives you some Oliver Cromwellian intelligence updates. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5297. After Battle: You gain 510 Beefiness
  5298. You gain some Muscle points!
  5299. After Battle: You gain 2160 Mysteriousness
  5300. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5301. After Battle: You gain 525 Roguishness
  5302. You gain some Moxie points!
  5303. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 11 to 10
  5304. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:4|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:5|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5305. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 3 to 4
  5306. This combat did not cost a turn
  5307. Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 1 to 2
  5308. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5309.  
  5310. [61] The Neverending Party
  5311. Preference lastEncounter changed from biker to Black Crayon Man
  5312. Encounter: Black Crayon Man
  5313. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230414 to 20200123230418
  5314. Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 3 to 4
  5315. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5316. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5317. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5318. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 48 attack power.
  5319. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 48 defense.
  5320. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5321. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 145 attack power.
  5322. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 145 defense.
  5323. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 46 attack power.
  5324. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 48 defense.
  5325. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 29 to 30
  5326. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5327. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 57 attack power.
  5328. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 57 defense.
  5329. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 49 attack power.
  5330. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 51 defense.
  5331. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5332. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 43 attack power.
  5333. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 46 defense.
  5334. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5335. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 45 attack power.
  5336. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 53 defense.
  5337. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5338. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5339. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 45 attack power.
  5340. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 51 defense.
  5341. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5342. Round 8: Black Crayon Man takes 967 damage.
  5343. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 52 attack power.
  5344. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 43 defense.
  5345. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5346. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  5347. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  5348. Your familiar gains a pound: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane, the 6 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
  5349. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  5350. After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
  5351. After Battle: Raaaaugh shambles around the battlefield, searching for stray meat.
  5352. You gain 128 Meat
  5353. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  5354. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight. (+15 Stats)
  5355. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane blinks his eyes intelligently, like Oliver Cromwell would. Some of that intelligence rubs off on you. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5356. After Battle: You gain 600 Muscleboundness
  5357. You gain some Muscle points!
  5358. After Battle: You gain 2030 Enchantedness
  5359. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5360. You gain a Level!
  5361. After Battle: You gain 563 Cheek
  5362. You gain some Moxie points!
  5363. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 10 to 9
  5364. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:5|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:0|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5365. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 4 to 5
  5366. This combat did not cost a turn
  5367. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5368.  
  5369. [61] The Neverending Party
  5370. Preference lastEncounter changed from Black Crayon Man to biker
  5371. Encounter: biker
  5372. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230418 to 20200123230422
  5373. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5374. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5375. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5376. Round 2: biker drops 50 attack power.
  5377. Round 2: biker drops 48 defense.
  5378. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5379. Round 3: biker drops 153 attack power.
  5380. Round 3: biker drops 153 defense.
  5381. Round 3: biker drops 51 attack power.
  5382. Round 3: biker drops 48 defense.
  5383. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 30 to 31
  5384. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5385. Round 4: biker drops 60 attack power.
  5386. Round 4: biker drops 60 defense.
  5387. Round 4: biker drops 56 attack power.
  5388. Round 4: biker drops 48 defense.
  5389. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5390. Round 5: biker drops 52 attack power.
  5391. Round 5: biker drops 51 defense.
  5392. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5393. Round 6: biker drops 48 attack power.
  5394. Round 6: biker drops 49 defense.
  5395. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5396. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5397. Round 7: biker drops 45 attack power.
  5398. Round 7: biker drops 54 defense.
  5399. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5400. Round 8: biker takes 940 damage.
  5401. Round 8: biker drops 48 attack power.
  5402. Round 8: biker drops 48 defense.
  5403. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5404. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  5405. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  5406. After Battle: You gain 7 Mana Points
  5407. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks rapidly at you... or maybe it's just a twitch?
  5408. You gain 696 Meat
  5409. You acquire an item: gas can
  5410. You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
  5411. You acquire an item: pentagram bandana
  5412. You acquire an item: little firkin
  5413. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws an adorable chibi version of your opponent. It comes to life and does an adorable little dance, which makes both of you smile. (+15 Stats)
  5414. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane blinks his eyes intelligently, like Oliver Cromwell would. Some of that intelligence rubs off on you. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5415. After Battle: You gain 595 Strengthliness
  5416. You gain some Muscle points!
  5417. After Battle: You gain 2178 Enchantedness
  5418. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5419. After Battle: You gain 568 Chutzpah
  5420. You gain some Moxie points!
  5421. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a magically-animated cartoon of misTer MIckey kicking one of your familiars. That jerk! You feel like running right back to the Coliseum.
  5422. After Battle: You gain 1 PvP Fight
  5423. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 9 to 8
  5424. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:0|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5425. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 5 to 0
  5426. Preference _gothKidFights changed from 0 to 1
  5427. This combat did not cost a turn
  5428. Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 2 to 3
  5429.  
  5430. smash little firkin
  5431. You acquire an item: margarita
  5432. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5433.  
  5434. [61] The Neverending Party
  5435. Preference lastEncounter changed from biker to It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused
  5436. Encounter: It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused
  5437. Took choice 1324/5: fight random partier
  5438. choice.php?whichchoice=1324&option=5&pwd
  5439. Preference lastEncounter changed from It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused to "plain" girl
  5440. Encounter: "plain" girl
  5441. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230422 to 20200123230426
  5442. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5443. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5444. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5445. Round 2: "plain" girl drops 54 attack power.
  5446. Round 2: "plain" girl drops 51 defense.
  5447. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5448. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 153 attack power.
  5449. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 151 defense.
  5450. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 47 attack power.
  5451. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 54 defense.
  5452. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 31 to 32
  5453. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5454. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 60 attack power.
  5455. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 60 defense.
  5456. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 52 attack power.
  5457. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 53 defense.
  5458. Round 4: You lose 14 hit points
  5459. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5460. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 53 attack power.
  5461. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 48 defense.
  5462. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  5463. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5464. Round 6: "plain" girl drops 53 attack power.
  5465. Round 6: "plain" girl drops 51 defense.
  5466. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5467. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5468. Round 7: "plain" girl drops 51 attack power.
  5469. Round 7: "plain" girl drops 48 defense.
  5470. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5471. Round 8: "plain" girl takes 1020 damage.
  5472. Round 8: "plain" girl drops 51 attack power.
  5473. Round 8: "plain" girl drops 47 defense.
  5474. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5475. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  5476. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  5477. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  5478. After Battle: Raaaaugh moans wordlessly at you, and one of his eyes falls listlessly out of its socket. You decide to count that as a wink.
  5479. You gain 752 Meat
  5480. You acquire an item: electronics kit
  5481. You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off
  5482. You acquire an item: dorky glasses
  5483. You acquire an item: ponytail clip
  5484. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight. (+15 Stats)
  5485. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane adjusts his little Oliver Cromwell glasses and makes some helpful adjustments to your to-do list. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5486. After Battle: You gain 620 Strengthliness
  5487. You gain some Muscle points!
  5488. After Battle: You gain 2178 Wizardliness
  5489. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5490. After Battle: You gain 593 Smarm
  5491. You gain some Moxie points!
  5492. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 8 to 7
  5493. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:2|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5494. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 0 to 1
  5495. This combat did not cost a turn
  5496. Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 3 to 4
  5497. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5498.  
  5499. [61] The Neverending Party
  5500. Preference lastEncounter changed from "plain" girl to Black Crayon Man
  5501. Encounter: Black Crayon Man
  5502. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230426 to 20200123230430
  5503. Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 4 to 5
  5504. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5505. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5506. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5507. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 51 attack power.
  5508. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 53 defense.
  5509. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5510. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 159 attack power.
  5511. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 156 defense.
  5512. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 52 attack power.
  5513. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 51 defense.
  5514. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 32 to 33
  5515. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5516. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 63 attack power.
  5517. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 61 defense.
  5518. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 54 attack power.
  5519. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 57 defense.
  5520. Round 4: You lose 15 hit points
  5521. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5522. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 48 attack power.
  5523. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 48 defense.
  5524. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5525. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 54 attack power.
  5526. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 57 defense.
  5527. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5528. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5529. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 54 attack power.
  5530. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 47 defense.
  5531. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  5532. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5533. Round 8: Black Crayon Man takes 1044 damage.
  5534. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 55 attack power.
  5535. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 55 defense.
  5536. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5537. Your familiar gains a pound: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane, the 7 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
  5538. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  5539. After Battle: You gain 5 Mana Points
  5540. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks rapidly at you... or maybe it's just a twitch?
  5541. You gain 117 Meat
  5542. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  5543. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws an adorable chibi version of your opponent. It comes to life and does an adorable little dance, which makes both of you smile. (+15 Stats)
  5544. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane peers at a tactical map of the area and pushes some little toy soldiers around it with a bent stick. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5545. After Battle: You gain 635 Fortitude
  5546. You gain some Muscle points!
  5547. After Battle: You gain 2255 Magicalness
  5548. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5549. After Battle: You gain 608 Roguishness
  5550. You gain some Moxie points!
  5551. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 7 to 6
  5552. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:2|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:3|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5553. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 1 to 2
  5554. This combat did not cost a turn
  5555. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5556.  
  5557. [61] The Neverending Party
  5558. Encounter: Black Crayon Man
  5559. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230430 to 20200123230434
  5560. Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 5 to 6
  5561. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5562. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5563. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5564. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 54 attack power.
  5565. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 56 defense.
  5566. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5567. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 162 attack power.
  5568. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 161 defense.
  5569. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 54 attack power.
  5570. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 54 defense.
  5571. Round 3: You lose 17 hit points
  5572. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 33 to 34
  5573. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5574. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 65 attack power.
  5575. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 63 defense.
  5576. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 52 attack power.
  5577. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 54 defense.
  5578. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5579. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 57 attack power.
  5580. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 54 defense.
  5581. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5582. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 51 attack power.
  5583. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 53 defense.
  5584. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5585. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5586. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 54 attack power.
  5587. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 54 defense.
  5588. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5589. Round 8: Black Crayon Man takes 1048 damage.
  5590. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 56 attack power.
  5591. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 57 defense.
  5592. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5593. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  5594. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  5595. After Battle: You gain 5 hit points
  5596. After Battle: You gain 8 Mana Points
  5597. After Battle: Raaaaugh shambles around the battlefield, searching for stray meat.
  5598. You gain 144 Meat
  5599. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  5600. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent tripping down an endless flight of stairs. The drawing comes to life, and you both grin as you watch the action for a while. (+15 Stats)
  5601. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane adjusts his little Oliver Cromwell glasses and makes some helpful adjustments to your to-do list. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5602. After Battle: You gain 603 Strengthliness
  5603. You gain some Muscle points!
  5604. After Battle: You gain 2336 Wizardliness
  5605. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5606. After Battle: You gain 663 Sarcasm
  5607. You gain some Moxie points!
  5608. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 6 to 5
  5609. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:3|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:4|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5610. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 2 to 3
  5611. This combat did not cost a turn
  5612. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5613.  
  5614. [61] The Neverending Party
  5615. Preference lastEncounter changed from Black Crayon Man to burnout
  5616. Encounter: burnout
  5617. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230434 to 20200123230438
  5618. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5619. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5620. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5621. Round 2: burnout drops 55 attack power.
  5622. Round 2: burnout drops 60 defense.
  5623. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5624. Round 3: burnout drops 165 attack power.
  5625. Round 3: burnout drops 162 defense.
  5626. Round 3: burnout drops 55 attack power.
  5627. Round 3: burnout drops 58 defense.
  5628. Round 3: You lose 3 hit points
  5629. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 34 to 35
  5630. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5631. Round 4: burnout drops 65 attack power.
  5632. Round 4: burnout drops 65 defense.
  5633. Round 4: burnout drops 57 attack power.
  5634. Round 4: burnout drops 57 defense.
  5635. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5636. Round 5: burnout drops 49 attack power.
  5637. Round 5: burnout drops 54 defense.
  5638. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5639. Round 6: burnout drops 62 attack power.
  5640. Round 6: burnout drops 56 defense.
  5641. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5642. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5643. Round 7: burnout drops 54 attack power.
  5644. Round 7: burnout drops 52 defense.
  5645. Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
  5646. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5647. Round 8: burnout takes 1120 damage.
  5648. Round 8: burnout drops 55 attack power.
  5649. Round 8: burnout drops 58 defense.
  5650. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5651. Your familiar gains a pound: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane, the 8 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
  5652. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  5653. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  5654. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks one of his dead eyes at you as you search the area for Meat.
  5655. You gain 380 Meat
  5656. You acquire an item: van key
  5657. You acquire an item: jam band bootleg
  5658. You acquire an item: denim jacket
  5659. You acquire an item: ratty knitted cap
  5660. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent morbidly obese with buck teeth and acne. It comes to life and starts crying, which makes Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane smile a wicked smile. (+15 Stats)
  5661. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane scans the horizon with his little field binoculars and gives you some Oliver Cromwellian intelligence updates. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5662. After Battle: You gain 673 Strongness
  5663. You gain some Muscle points!
  5664. After Battle: You gain 2399 Mysteriousness
  5665. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5666. You gain a Level!
  5667. After Battle: You gain 625 Chutzpah
  5668. You gain some Moxie points!
  5669. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 5 to 4
  5670. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:4|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:5|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5671. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 3 to 4
  5672. This combat did not cost a turn
  5673. Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 4 to 5
  5674. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5675.  
  5676. [61] The Neverending Party
  5677. Preference lastEncounter changed from burnout to biker
  5678. Encounter: biker
  5679. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230438 to 20200123230442
  5680. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5681. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5682. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5683. Round 2: biker drops 55 attack power.
  5684. Round 2: biker drops 59 defense.
  5685. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5686. Round 3: biker drops 174 attack power.
  5687. Round 3: biker drops 171 defense.
  5688. Round 3: biker drops 59 attack power.
  5689. Round 3: biker drops 57 defense.
  5690. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 35 to 36
  5691. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5692. Round 4: biker drops 69 attack power.
  5693. Round 4: biker drops 68 defense.
  5694. Round 4: biker drops 56 attack power.
  5695. Round 4: biker drops 59 defense.
  5696. Round 4: You lose 17 hit points
  5697. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5698. Round 5: biker drops 51 attack power.
  5699. Round 5: biker drops 61 defense.
  5700. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5701. Round 6: biker drops 58 attack power.
  5702. Round 6: biker drops 59 defense.
  5703. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5704. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5705. Round 7: biker drops 58 attack power.
  5706. Round 7: biker drops 55 defense.
  5707. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  5708. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5709. Round 8: biker takes 1090 damage.
  5710. Round 8: biker drops 59 attack power.
  5711. Round 8: biker drops 57 defense.
  5712. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5713. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  5714. After Battle: You gain 6 hit points
  5715. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  5716. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks at you, and helps search for meat. The help is nice, but you could do without the creepy winking.
  5717. You gain 568 Meat
  5718. You acquire an item: gas can
  5719. You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
  5720. You acquire an item: pentagram bandana
  5721. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent, but with a goofy hat and sunglasses on. It comes to life and starts giving everyone high-fives, making Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane crack a rare genuine smile. (+15 Stats)
  5722. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane scans the horizon with his little field binoculars and gives you some Oliver Cromwellian intelligence updates. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5723. After Battle: You gain 685 Beefiness
  5724. You gain some Muscle points!
  5725. After Battle: You gain 2412 Wizardliness
  5726. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5727. After Battle: You gain 690 Smarm
  5728. You gain some Moxie points!
  5729. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 4 to 3
  5730. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:5|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:0|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5731. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 4 to 5
  5732. This combat did not cost a turn
  5733. Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 5 to 6
  5734. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5735.  
  5736. [61] The Neverending Party
  5737. Preference lastEncounter changed from biker to party girl
  5738. Encounter: party girl
  5739. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230442 to 20200123230446
  5740. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5741. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5742. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5743. Round 2: party girl drops 57 attack power.
  5744. Round 2: party girl drops 57 defense.
  5745. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5746. Round 3: party girl drops 175 attack power.
  5747. Round 3: party girl drops 174 defense.
  5748. Round 3: party girl drops 62 attack power.
  5749. Round 3: party girl drops 55 defense.
  5750. Round 3: You lose 6 hit points
  5751. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 36 to 37
  5752. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5753. Round 4: party girl drops 69 attack power.
  5754. Round 4: party girl drops 69 defense.
  5755. Round 4: party girl drops 55 attack power.
  5756. Round 4: party girl drops 52 defense.
  5757. Round 4: You lose 16 hit points
  5758. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5759. Round 5: party girl drops 60 attack power.
  5760. Round 5: party girl drops 57 defense.
  5761. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5762. Round 6: party girl drops 63 attack power.
  5763. Round 6: party girl drops 59 defense.
  5764. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5765. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5766. Round 7: party girl drops 58 attack power.
  5767. Round 7: party girl drops 57 defense.
  5768. Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
  5769. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5770. Round 8: party girl takes 1299 damage.
  5771. Round 8: party girl drops 6 attack power.
  5772. Round 8: party girl drops 6 defense.
  5773. Round 8: party girl drops 60 attack power.
  5774. Round 8: party girl drops 63 defense.
  5775. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5776. After Battle: A love grub shyly approaches you and hands you some extra Meat.
  5777. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.
  5778. After Battle: You gain 5 Strengthliness
  5779. After Battle: You gain 6 hit points
  5780. After Battle: You gain 8 Mana Points
  5781. After Battle: Raaaaugh scavenges for leftover meat, which you're forced to take away before he eats it. Kind of like a pig with truffles, except way grosser.
  5782. You gain 633 Meat
  5783. You acquire an item: runproof mascara
  5784. You acquire an item: very small red dress
  5785. You acquire an item: noticeable pumps
  5786. You acquire an item: surprisingly capacious handbag
  5787. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight. (+16 Stats)
  5788. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane scans the horizon with his little field binoculars and gives you some Oliver Cromwellian intelligence updates. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5789. After Battle: You gain 663 Strongness
  5790. You gain some Muscle points!
  5791. After Battle: You gain 2565 Mysteriousness
  5792. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5793. After Battle: You gain 690 Chutzpah
  5794. You gain some Moxie points!
  5795. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 3 to 2
  5796. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:0|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5797. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 5 to 6
  5798. This combat did not cost a turn
  5799. Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 6 to 7
  5800. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5801.  
  5802. [61] The Neverending Party
  5803. Preference lastEncounter changed from party girl to "plain" girl
  5804. Encounter: "plain" girl
  5805. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230446 to 20200123230450
  5806. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5807. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5808. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5809. Round 2: "plain" girl drops 60 attack power.
  5810. Round 2: "plain" girl drops 57 defense.
  5811. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5812. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 177 attack power.
  5813. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 174 defense.
  5814. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 54 attack power.
  5815. Round 3: "plain" girl drops 57 defense.
  5816. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 37 to 38
  5817. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5818. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 71 attack power.
  5819. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 69 defense.
  5820. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 58 attack power.
  5821. Round 4: "plain" girl drops 58 defense.
  5822. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5823. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 60 attack power.
  5824. Round 5: "plain" girl drops 61 defense.
  5825. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5826. Round 6: "plain" girl drops 57 attack power.
  5827. Round 6: "plain" girl drops 56 defense.
  5828. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  5829. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5830. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  5831. Round 7: "plain" girl drops 63 attack power.
  5832. Round 7: "plain" girl drops 58 defense.
  5833. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5834. Round 8: "plain" girl takes 1171 damage.
  5835. Round 8: "plain" girl drops 56 attack power.
  5836. Round 8: "plain" girl drops 61 defense.
  5837. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5838. You acquire an item: bag of GORF
  5839. Your familiar gains a pound: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane, the 9 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
  5840. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  5841. After Battle: You gain 5 Mana Points
  5842. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks one of his dead eyes at you as you search the area for Meat.
  5843. You gain 750 Meat
  5844. You acquire an item: electronics kit
  5845. You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off
  5846. You acquire an item: dorky glasses
  5847. You acquire an item: ponytail clip
  5848. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent in full goth regalia, including a black lace-trimmed parasol. When the drawing comes to life, it looks so ridiculous Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane can't help but smile. (+16 Stats)
  5849. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane adjusts his little Oliver Cromwell glasses and makes some helpful adjustments to your to-do list. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5850. After Battle: You gain 760 Fortitude
  5851. You gain some Muscle points!
  5852. After Battle: You gain 2561 Wizardliness
  5853. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5854. After Battle: You gain 650 Sarcasm
  5855. You gain some Moxie points!
  5856. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a magically-animated cartoon of Archduke of Artichokes kicking one of your familiars. That jerk! You feel like running right back to the Coliseum.
  5857. After Battle: You gain 1 PvP Fight
  5858. Preference garbageShirtCharge changed from 2 to 1
  5859. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:1|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:2|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5860. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 6 to 0
  5861. Preference _gothKidFights changed from 1 to 2
  5862. This combat did not cost a turn
  5863. Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 7 to 8
  5864. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter +equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter -equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5865.  
  5866. equip shirt denim jacket
  5867.  
  5868. [61] The Neverending Party
  5869. Preference lastEncounter changed from "plain" girl to It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused
  5870. Encounter: It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused
  5871. Took choice 1324/5: fight random partier
  5872. choice.php?whichchoice=1324&option=5&pwd
  5873. Preference lastEncounter changed from It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused to jock
  5874. Encounter: jock
  5875. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230450 to 20200123230454
  5876. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5877. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5878. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5879. Round 2: jock drops 66 attack power.
  5880. Round 2: jock drops 62 defense.
  5881. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5882. Round 3: jock drops 181 attack power.
  5883. Round 3: jock drops 180 defense.
  5884. Round 3: jock drops 66 attack power.
  5885. Round 3: jock drops 60 defense.
  5886. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 38 to 39
  5887. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5888. Round 4: jock drops 71 attack power.
  5889. Round 4: jock drops 70 defense.
  5890. Round 4: jock drops 57 attack power.
  5891. Round 4: jock drops 62 defense.
  5892. Round 4: You lose 20 hit points
  5893. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5894. Round 5: jock drops 61 attack power.
  5895. Round 5: jock drops 62 defense.
  5896. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5897. Round 6: jock drops 66 attack power.
  5898. Round 6: jock drops 59 defense.
  5899. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5900. You acquire an item: Source essence
  5901. Round 7: jock drops 55 attack power.
  5902. Round 7: jock drops 58 defense.
  5903. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5904. Round 8: jock takes 1182 damage.
  5905. Round 8: jock drops 62 attack power.
  5906. Round 8: jock drops 61 defense.
  5907. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5908. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  5909. After Battle: You gain 5 Mana Points
  5910. After Battle: Raaaaugh shambles around the battlefield, searching for stray meat.
  5911. You gain 986 Meat
  5912. You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag
  5913. You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink
  5914. You acquire an item: shoe ad T-shirt
  5915. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent in full goth regalia, including a black lace-trimmed parasol. When the drawing comes to life, it looks so ridiculous Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane can't help but smile. (+16 Stats)
  5916. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane blinks his eyes intelligently, like Oliver Cromwell would. Some of that intelligence rubs off on you. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5917. After Battle: You gain 363 Muscleboundness
  5918. You gain a Muscle point!
  5919. After Battle: You gain 1299 Mysteriousness
  5920. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5921. After Battle: You gain 370 Cheek
  5922. You gain a Moxie point!
  5923. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:2|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:3|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5924. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 0 to 1
  5925. This combat did not cost a turn
  5926. Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 8 to 9
  5927. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter -equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter -equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5928.  
  5929. [61] The Neverending Party
  5930. Preference lastEncounter changed from jock to Black Crayon Man
  5931. Encounter: Black Crayon Man
  5932. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230454 to 20200123230457
  5933. Preference _hipsterAdv changed from 6 to 7
  5934. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5935. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5936. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5937. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 57 attack power.
  5938. Round 2: Black Crayon Man drops 61 defense.
  5939. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5940. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 184 attack power.
  5941. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 182 defense.
  5942. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 57 attack power.
  5943. Round 3: Black Crayon Man drops 63 defense.
  5944. Round 3: You lose 19 hit points
  5945. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 39 to 40
  5946. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  5947. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 73 attack power.
  5948. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 72 defense.
  5949. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 61 attack power.
  5950. Round 4: Black Crayon Man drops 62 defense.
  5951. Round 4: You lose 21 hit points
  5952. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  5953. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 59 attack power.
  5954. Round 5: Black Crayon Man drops 60 defense.
  5955. Round 5: You lose 19 hit points
  5956. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  5957. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 60 attack power.
  5958. Round 6: Black Crayon Man drops 63 defense.
  5959. Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
  5960. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  5961. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  5962. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 60 attack power.
  5963. Round 7: Black Crayon Man drops 68 defense.
  5964. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  5965. Round 8: Black Crayon Man takes 1236 damage.
  5966. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 57 attack power.
  5967. Round 8: Black Crayon Man drops 66 defense.
  5968. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  5969. After Battle: You gain 6 hit points
  5970. After Battle: You gain 8 Mana Points
  5971. After Battle: Raaaaugh moans wordlessly at you, and one of his eyes falls listlessly out of its socket. You decide to count that as a wink.
  5972. You gain 139 Meat
  5973. You acquire an item: crayon shavings
  5974. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a picture of your opponent standing next to a banana peel. The drawing comes to life and the monster falls over. Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane smiles a schadenfreude-y smile at the sight. (+16 Stats)
  5975. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane scans the horizon with his little field binoculars and gives you some Oliver Cromwellian intelligence updates. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  5976. After Battle: You gain 343 Muscleboundness
  5977. You gain a Muscle point!
  5978. After Battle: You gain 1359 Wizardliness
  5979. You gain some Mysticality points!
  5980. After Battle: You gain 373 Roguishness
  5981. You gain some Moxie points!
  5982. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:3|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:4|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  5983. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 1 to 2
  5984. This combat did not cost a turn
  5985.  
  5986. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5987. You gain 1,000 hit points
  5988. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter -equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter -equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie
  5989.  
  5990. [61] The Neverending Party
  5991. Preference lastEncounter changed from Black Crayon Man to party girl
  5992. Encounter: party girl
  5993. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230457 to 20200123230501
  5994. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  5995. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  5996. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5997. Round 2: party girl drops 59 attack power.
  5998. Round 2: party girl drops 61 defense.
  5999. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6000. Round 3: party girl drops 189 attack power.
  6001. Round 3: party girl drops 184 defense.
  6002. Round 3: party girl drops 63 attack power.
  6003. Round 3: party girl drops 64 defense.
  6004. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 40 to 41
  6005. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  6006. Round 4: party girl drops 73 attack power.
  6007. Round 4: party girl drops 72 defense.
  6008. Round 4: party girl drops 63 attack power.
  6009. Round 4: party girl drops 60 defense.
  6010. Round 4: You lose 18 hit points
  6011. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  6012. Round 5: party girl drops 64 attack power.
  6013. Round 5: party girl drops 67 defense.
  6014. Round 5: You lose 20 hit points
  6015. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  6016. Round 6: party girl drops 54 attack power.
  6017. Round 6: party girl drops 57 defense.
  6018. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  6019. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  6020. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6021. Round 7: party girl drops 58 attack power.
  6022. Round 7: party girl drops 65 defense.
  6023. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  6024. Round 8: party girl takes 1357 damage.
  6025. Round 8: party girl drops 4 attack power.
  6026. Round 8: party girl drops 6 defense.
  6027. Round 8: party girl drops 58 attack power.
  6028. Round 8: party girl drops 65 defense.
  6029. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  6030. Your familiar gains a pound: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane, the 10 lb. Artistic Goth Kid
  6031. After Battle: You gain 5 hit points
  6032. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  6033. After Battle: Raaaaugh scavenges for leftover meat, which you're forced to take away before he eats it. Kind of like a pig with truffles, except way grosser.
  6034. You gain 739 Meat
  6035. You acquire an item: runproof mascara
  6036. You acquire an item: very small red dress
  6037. You acquire an item: noticeable pumps
  6038. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane draws a big fake smile on your defeated opponent's face. (+16 Stats)
  6039. After Battle: Pauly 'Draco' Dreadbane peers at a tactical map of the area and pushes some little toy soldiers around it with a bent stick. (+4 Mysticality Stats)
  6040. After Battle: You gain 367 Beefiness
  6041. You gain some Muscle points!
  6042. After Battle: You gain 1393 Wizardliness
  6043. You gain some Mysticality points!
  6044. You gain a Level!
  6045. After Battle: You gain 353 Chutzpah
  6046. You gain a Moxie point!
  6047. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:4|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:5|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  6048. Preference _gothKidCharge changed from 2 to 3
  6049. This combat did not cost a turn
  6050. Preference _neverendingPartyFreeTurns changed from 9 to 10
  6051.  
  6052. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  6053. You gain 25 Mana Points
  6054. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from Mysticality 1 ml +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip dented scepter -equip garbage shirt +equip Panto -equip g.e.m. -tie to 1.0 ML 1.0 Mysticality +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie
  6055.  
  6056. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  6057.  
  6058. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  6059. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  6060. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  6061. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  6062.  
  6063. equip pants tinsel tights
  6064.  
  6065. familiar Space Jellyfish (51 lbs)
  6066.  
  6067. Unequip Artistic Goth Kid
  6068.  
  6069. equip familiar amulet coin
  6070.  
  6071. cast 1 Evoke Eldritch Horror
  6072. Preference _eldritchHorrorEvoked changed from false to true
  6073. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to None
  6074. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to None
  6075.  
  6076. [61] Evoke Eldritch Horror
  6077. Preference lastEncounter changed from party girl to Eldritch Tentacle named Ggggrrgglblllrrggghblrgblllrrgggh
  6078. Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Ggggrrgglblllrrggghblrgblllrrgggh
  6079. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230501 to 20200123230509
  6080. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  6081. Round 1: You lose 47 hit points
  6082. Round 1: Taddeus puts your foe's entire head in its mouth -- wait, is that Taddeus's mouth? It's on the underneath, so it could also be its butt, right?
  6083. Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 22 attack power.
  6084. Round 1: Eldritch Tentacle drops 22 defense.
  6085. Round 1: fknslacker casts EXTRACT JELLY!
  6086. Round 2: Your foe screams in horror as Taddeus clamps itself over their head. The combination of muffled screaming and "schlurrrrp" noises makes you look away, aghast, so you don't actually see what happens. After a while, though, Taddeus squirts some spooky jelly at you.
  6087. You acquire an item: spooky jelly
  6088. Preference _spaceJellyfishDrops changed from 1 to 2
  6089. Round 2: fknslacker executes a macro!
  6090. Round 2: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6091. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 13 attack power.
  6092. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 14 defense.
  6093. Round 3: You lose 4 hit points
  6094. Round 3: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6095. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 42 attack power.
  6096. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 42 defense.
  6097. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 15 attack power.
  6098. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 14 defense.
  6099. Round 4: You lose 16 hit points
  6100. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 41 to 42
  6101. Round 4: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  6102. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 18 attack power.
  6103. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 18 defense.
  6104. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 15 attack power.
  6105. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 15 defense.
  6106. Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
  6107. Round 5: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  6108. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 13 attack power.
  6109. Round 6: Eldritch Tentacle drops 15 defense.
  6110. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  6111. Round 6: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  6112. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 16 attack power.
  6113. Round 7: Eldritch Tentacle drops 14 defense.
  6114. Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
  6115. Round 7: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  6116. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6117. Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle drops 15 attack power.
  6118. Round 8: Eldritch Tentacle drops 16 defense.
  6119. Round 8: You lose 14 hit points
  6120. Round 8: fknslacker attacks!
  6121. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle takes 217 damage.
  6122. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle drops 2 attack power.
  6123. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 defense.
  6124. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle drops 17 attack power.
  6125. Round 9: Eldritch Tentacle drops 14 defense.
  6126. Round 9: You lose 3 hit points
  6127. Round 9: fknslacker attacks!
  6128. Round 10: Eldritch Tentacle takes 216 damage.
  6129. Round 10: Eldritch Tentacle drops 14 attack power.
  6130. Round 10: Eldritch Tentacle drops 14 defense.
  6131. Round 10: You lose 13 hit points
  6132. Round 10: fknslacker attacks!
  6133. Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle takes 217 damage.
  6134. Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle drops 14 attack power.
  6135. Round 11: Eldritch Tentacle drops 15 defense.
  6136. Round 11: fknslacker wins the fight!
  6137. Your familiar gains a pound: Taddeus, the 2 lb. Space Jellyfish
  6138. After Battle: Taddeus (dressed as Beelzebub) pulls out a balloon from somewhere, rubs it for a while, then taps you with his little pitchfork. Zzzzzzap!
  6139. After Battle: You gain 4 Mana Points
  6140. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  6141. After Battle: You gain 7 Mana Points
  6142. After Battle: Raaaaugh scavenges for leftover meat, which you're forced to take away before he eats it. Kind of like a pig with truffles, except way grosser.
  6143. You gain 171 Meat
  6144. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  6145. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  6146. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  6147. After Battle: You gain 89 Beefiness
  6148. After Battle: You gain 243 Mysteriousness
  6149. After Battle: You gain 67 Roguishness
  6150. You gain a Moxie point!
  6151. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:5|209:1|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1
  6152. This combat did not cost a turn
  6153. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Neverending Party
  6154.  
  6155. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6156. You gain 612 hit points
  6157.  
  6158. familiar God Lobster (51 lbs)
  6159. unequip familiarequip
  6160.  
  6161. equip familiar God Lobster's Scepter
  6162. Preference choiceAdventure1310 changed from 2 to 3
  6163.  
  6164. main.php?fightgodlobster=1
  6165. Preference _godLobsterFights changed from 2 to 3
  6166. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to None
  6167.  
  6168. [61] God Lobster
  6169. Preference lastEncounter changed from Eldritch Tentacle named Ggggrrgglblllrrggghblrgblllrrgggh to the God Lobster
  6170. Encounter: the God Lobster
  6171. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230509 to 20200123230515
  6172. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  6173. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  6174. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6175. Round 2: God Lobster drops 68 attack power.
  6176. Round 2: God Lobster drops 66 defense.
  6177. Round 2: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  6178. Round 2: You lose 59 hit points
  6179. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6180. Round 3: God Lobster drops 194 attack power.
  6181. Round 3: God Lobster drops 190 defense.
  6182. Round 3: God Lobster drops 68 attack power.
  6183. Round 3: God Lobster drops 66 defense.
  6184. Round 3: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  6185. Round 3: You lose 5 hit points
  6186. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 42 to 43
  6187. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  6188. Round 4: God Lobster drops 76 attack power.
  6189. Round 4: God Lobster drops 75 defense.
  6190. Round 4: God Lobster drops 63 attack power.
  6191. Round 4: God Lobster drops 65 defense.
  6192. Round 4: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  6193. Round 4: You lose 28 hit points
  6194. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  6195. Round 5: God Lobster drops 61 attack power.
  6196. Round 5: God Lobster drops 64 defense.
  6197. Round 5: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  6198. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  6199. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  6200. Round 6: God Lobster drops 69 attack power.
  6201. Round 6: God Lobster drops 63 defense.
  6202. Round 6: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  6203. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  6204. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  6205. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  6206. Round 7: God Lobster drops 61 attack power.
  6207. Round 7: God Lobster drops 63 defense.
  6208. Round 7: God Lobster takes 1 damage.
  6209. Round 7: You lose 22 hit points
  6210. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  6211. Round 8: God Lobster takes 1263 damage.
  6212. Round 8: SnackClicack puts a pinky (or pinky-analogue) to the corner of his mouth and sneers something about a billion Meat. Your opponent sighs so heavily, they cause 62 damage to themself.
  6213. Round 8: God Lobster takes 62 damage.
  6214. Round 8: God Lobster drops 103 attack power.
  6215. Round 8: God Lobster drops 102 defense.
  6216. Round 8: God Lobster drops 8 attack power.
  6217. Round 8: God Lobster drops 5 defense.
  6218. Round 8: God Lobster drops 69 attack power.
  6219. Round 8: God Lobster drops 60 defense.
  6220. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  6221. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  6222. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  6223. After Battle: Raaaaugh moans wordlessly at you, and one of his eyes falls listlessly out of its socket. You decide to count that as a wink.
  6224. You gain 165 Meat
  6225. After Battle: You gain 163 Strengthliness
  6226. You gain a Muscle point!
  6227. After Battle: You gain 572 Mysteriousness
  6228. You gain some Mysticality points!
  6229. After Battle: You gain 155 Smarm
  6230. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:2|213:1|211:1 to 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:3|213:1|211:1
  6231. This combat did not cost a turn
  6232. Took choice 1275/3: unknown
  6233. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  6234.  
  6235. [61] God Lobster
  6236. Preference lastEncounter changed from the God Lobster to Granted a Boon
  6237. Encounter: Granted a Boon
  6238. Took choice 1310/3: "I'd like some experience."
  6239. choice.php?whichchoice=1310&option=3&pwd
  6240. You gain 343 Muscleboundness
  6241. You gain a Muscle point!
  6242. You gain 618 Enchantedness
  6243. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6244. You gain 343 Smarm
  6245. You gain some Moxie points!
  6246. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Neverending Party
  6247. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 20
  6248. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: 15 range_end_turn: 25
  6249.  
  6250. use 34 rhinestone
  6251. You acquire an effect: Rhinestoned (34)
  6252.  
  6253. use 1 runproof mascara
  6254. You acquire an effect: Unrunnable Face (20)
  6255.  
  6256. use 1 oil of expertise
  6257. You acquire an effect: Expert Oiliness (10)
  6258.  
  6259. uneffect Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  6260.  
  6261. uneffect Polka of Plenty
  6262.  
  6263. uneffect Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  6264.  
  6265. cast 1 Disco Fever
  6266. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  6267.  
  6268. cast 1 The Moxious Madrigal
  6269. You acquire an effect: The Moxious Madrigal (5)
  6270.  
  6271. cast 1 Quiet Desperation
  6272. You lose an effect: Inscrutable Gaze
  6273. You acquire an effect: Quiet Desperation (10)
  6274.  
  6275. cast 1 Blubber Up
  6276. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  6277.  
  6278. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  6279. You spent 22 Meat
  6280. You acquire an item: hair spray
  6281.  
  6282. use 1 hair spray
  6283. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  6284.  
  6285. chew 1 spooky jelly
  6286. You gain 24 Fortitude
  6287. You gain 40 Magicalness
  6288. You gain 22 Smarm
  6289. You acquire an effect: Spooky Jellied (50)
  6290. Preference _spookyJellyUses changed from 0 to 1
  6291.  
  6292. chew 1 stench jelly
  6293. You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  6294. You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  6295. You gain 25 Sarcasm
  6296. You acquire an effect: Stench Jellied (50)
  6297.  
  6298. cast 1 null
  6299. --------------------
  6300. 2551    Blessing of the Qatari Stealthy Ice Macaw   findbird.gif    8de6fb855433dc4b90fb4dbc2a5c919d
  6301. Effect  Blessing of the Qatari Stealthy Ice Macaw   Moxie Percent: +50, Cold Resistance: +2, Combat Rate: +0, Weapon Damage Percent: +100, Weapon Damage: +20
  6302. --------------------
  6303. You acquire an effect: Blessing of the Qatari Stealthy Ice Macaw (10)
  6304. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 ML 1.0 Mysticality +equip EPAULETTES +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie to moxie
  6305.  
  6306. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  6307.  
  6308. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  6309.  
  6310. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  6311.  
  6312. equip shirt shoe ad T-shirt
  6313.  
  6314. equip pants pantogram pants
  6315.  
  6316. equip acc1 Beach Comb
  6317.  
  6318. equip acc3 "I Voted!" sticker
  6319. Took choice 1089/4: Perform Service (1 Adventures)
  6320. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=4&pwd
  6321. You lose 1 Adventure
  6322. Preference banishedMonsters changed from undead elbow macaroni:Throw Latte on Opponent:0:gelatinous cube:Reflex Hammer:0:lava lamprey:snokebomb:0:basaltamander:KGB tranquilizer dart:0 to
  6323. You acquire an item: shady shades
  6324. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire to Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators
  6325. > Community Service Quest 4: Moxie completed for 1 adventures.
  6326. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 19
  6327. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: 14 range_end_turn: 24
  6328.  
  6329. cast 1 Quiet Determination
  6330. You lose an effect: Quiet Desperation
  6331. You acquire an effect: Quiet Determination (10)
  6332.  
  6333. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  6334. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  6335.  
  6336. cast 1 The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
  6337. You acquire an effect: Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (5)
  6338.  
  6339. buy 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  6340. You spent 22 Meat
  6341. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  6342.  
  6343. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  6344. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  6345.  
  6346. use 1 philter of phorce
  6347. You acquire an effect: Phorcefullness (10)
  6348. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from moxie to muscle
  6349.  
  6350. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  6351. Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
  6352. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd
  6353. You acquire an item: wad of used tape
  6354.  
  6355. equip hat wad of used tape
  6356.  
  6357. equip weapon dented scepter
  6358.  
  6359. equip off-hand fish hatchet
  6360.  
  6361. equip acc1 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
  6362. Took choice 1089/2: Perform Service (1 Adventures)
  6363. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=2&pwd
  6364. You lose 1 Adventure
  6365. You acquire an item: bag of grain
  6366. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators to Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children
  6367. > Community Service Quest 2: Muscle completed for 1 adventures.
  6368. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 18
  6369. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: 13 range_end_turn: 23
  6370.  
  6371. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  6372. You gain 26 Mana Points
  6373.  
  6374. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  6375. You gain 23 Mana Points
  6376.  
  6377. cast 1 Steely-Eyed Squint
  6378. You acquire an effect: Steely-Eyed Squint (1)
  6379. Preference _steelyEyedSquintUsed changed from false to true
  6380.  
  6381. Use 1 possessed sugar cube
  6382. You acquire an item: sugar fairy
  6383.  
  6384. use 1 sugar fairy
  6385. You acquire an effect: Dance of the Sugar Fairy (20)
  6386.  
  6387. uneffect The Moxious Madrigal
  6388. > not enough mp
  6389. > not enough mp
  6390.  
  6391. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  6392. You gain 30 Mana Points
  6393.  
  6394. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  6395. You gain 30 Mana Points
  6396.  
  6397. cast 1 The Spirit of Taking
  6398. You acquire an effect: The Spirit of Taking (10)
  6399. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 18
  6400. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: 13 range_end_turn: 23
  6401. Preference choiceAdventure1091 changed from 0 to 9
  6402.  
  6403. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  6404. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  6405. > not enough mp
  6406.  
  6407. chew 1 abstraction: certainty
  6408. You acquire an effect: Certainty (50)
  6409.  
  6410. buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  6411. You spent 85 Meat
  6412. You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6413.  
  6414. use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6415. You gain 10 Mana Points
  6416.  
  6417. buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  6418. You spent 85 Meat
  6419. You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6420.  
  6421. use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6422. You gain 10 Mana Points
  6423.  
  6424. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6425. You gain 1,000 hit points
  6426.  
  6427. buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  6428. You spent 85 Meat
  6429. You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6430.  
  6431. use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6432. You gain 9 Mana Points
  6433.  
  6434. buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  6435. You spent 85 Meat
  6436. You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6437.  
  6438. use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6439. You gain 10 Mana Points
  6440.  
  6441. buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  6442. You spent 85 Meat
  6443. You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6444.  
  6445. use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6446. You gain 11 Mana Points
  6447.  
  6448. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (56 lbs)
  6449. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from muscle to item +equip cloake +equip kramco +equip Lil' Doctor -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt
  6450.  
  6451. equip hat ratty knitted cap
  6452.  
  6453. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  6454. Took choice 1275/2: Grab a broken champagne bottle
  6455. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=2&pwd
  6456. You acquire an item: broken champagne bottle
  6457.  
  6458. equip weapon broken champagne bottle
  6459.  
  6460. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  6461.  
  6462. equip back vampyric cloake
  6463.  
  6464. equip acc1 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  6465.  
  6466. equip acc2 gold detective badge
  6467.  
  6468. equip acc3 your cowboy boots
  6469. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Neverending Party to LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6470. Preference nextAdventure changed from None to LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6471.  
  6472. [63] LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6473. Preference lastEncounter changed from Granted a Boon to LavaCo™ Welcomes You
  6474. Encounter: LavaCo™ Welcomes You
  6475.  
  6476. [63] LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6477. Preference lastEncounter changed from LavaCo™ Welcomes You to factory worker
  6478. Encounter: factory worker
  6479. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230515 to 20200123230600
  6480. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  6481. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6482. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6483. Round 1: fknslacker casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6484. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6485. Round 1: fknslacker casts BECOME A BAT!
  6486. You acquire an effect: Bat-Adjacent Form (1)
  6487. Preference _vampyreCloakeFormUses changed from 3 to 4
  6488. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6489. Round 2: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  6490. Round 3: factory worker (female) drops 12 attack power.
  6491. Round 3: factory worker (female) drops 12 defense.
  6492. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6493. > free killing
  6494. Round 3: fknslacker casts OTOSCOPE!
  6495. Round 4: factory worker (female) drops 48 attack power.
  6496. Round 4: factory worker (female) drops 48 defense.
  6497. Preference _otoscopeUsed changed from 0 to 1
  6498. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6499. > free killing
  6500. Round 4: fknslacker casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  6501. Round 5: fknslacker wins the fight!
  6502. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.
  6503. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  6504. Your familiar gains a pound: Tachelle, the 2 lb. Trick-or-Treating Tot
  6505. After Battle: Tachelle dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  6506. After Battle: You gain 50 hit points
  6507. After Battle: You gain 39 Mana Points
  6508. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  6509. After Battle: You gain 5 Mana Points
  6510. After Battle: Raaaaugh winks one of his dead eyes at you as you search the area for Meat.
  6511. You gain 195 Meat
  6512. After Battle: Tachelle smooths her purple crushed velvet suit and adjusts her lace cravat, then does an elaborate sexy dance for you. Unless you have put this costume on an underage familiar, in which case the dance is not sexy. (+25% Item Drops)
  6513. You acquire an item: lava-proof pants
  6514. You acquire an item: heat-resistant gloves
  6515. You acquire an item: very hot lunch
  6516. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  6517. You gain a Muscle point!
  6518. After Battle: You gain 132 Mysteriousness
  6519. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6520. After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
  6521. Preference _shatteringPunchUsed changed from 1 to 2
  6522. Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 10 to 9
  6523. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:1|214:5|266:3|213:1|211:1 to 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:2|214:5|266:3|213:1|211:1
  6524. Preference _spookyJellyUses changed from 1 to 0
  6525. This combat did not cost a turn
  6526. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from item +equip cloake +equip kramco +equip Lil' Doctor -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt to item +equip kramco +equip Lil' Doctor -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt
  6527.  
  6528. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6529. You gain 1,000 hit points
  6530. Preference lastAdventure changed from LavaCo™ Lamp Factory to The Velvet / Gold Mine
  6531. Preference nextAdventure changed from LavaCo™ Lamp Factory to The Velvet / Gold Mine
  6532.  
  6533. [63] The Velvet / Gold Mine
  6534. Preference lastEncounter changed from factory worker to The Least Cool Zone
  6535. Encounter: The Least Cool Zone
  6536.  
  6537. [63] The Velvet / Gold Mine
  6538. Preference lastEncounter changed from The Least Cool Zone to healing crystal golem
  6539. Encounter: healing crystal golem
  6540. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230600 to 20200123230605
  6541. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  6542. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  6543. > lava_lamp_filter monster: healing crystal golem(1788)
  6544. Round 1: fknslacker casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6545. > lava_lamp_filter monster: healing crystal golem(1788)
  6546. Round 1: fknslacker casts BECOME A CLOUD OF MIST!
  6547. You acquire an effect: Misty Form (1)
  6548. Preference _vampyreCloakeFormUses changed from 4 to 5
  6549. > lava_lamp_filter monster: healing crystal golem(1788)
  6550. Round 2: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  6551. Round 3: healing crystal golem drops 13 attack power.
  6552. Round 3: healing crystal golem drops 14 defense.
  6553. > lava_lamp_filter monster: healing crystal golem(1788)
  6554. Round 3: fknslacker casts MACROMETEORITE!
  6555. Round 4: your opponent becomes a mine worker!
  6556. Preference _macrometeoriteUses changed from 4 to 5
  6557. > lava_lamp_filter monster: mine worker(0)
  6558. > free killing
  6559. Round 4: fknslacker casts OTOSCOPE!
  6560. Round 5: mine worker drops 15 attack power.
  6561. Round 5: mine worker drops 15 defense.
  6562. Preference _otoscopeUsed changed from 1 to 2
  6563. > lava_lamp_filter monster: mine worker(0)
  6564. > free killing
  6565. Round 5: fknslacker casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  6566. Round 6: fknslacker wins the fight!
  6567. After Battle: A love cricket plays a jaunty tune for you. You tap your feet.
  6568. After Battle: Tachelle dances around the corpse, shouting "Take that, mean ol' monster!" and then searches their pockets for candy. She's gonna be a damn fine adventurer one day.
  6569. After Battle: You gain 56 hit points
  6570. After Battle: You gain 53 Mana Points
  6571. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  6572. After Battle: You gain 5 Mana Points
  6573. After Battle: Prince Tachelle orders her servants to bring a mirror so she can adjust her clothes, then orders some more servants to bring her some new clothes. (+25% Item Drops)
  6574. You acquire an item: broken high-temperature mining drill
  6575. You acquire an item: high-temperature mining mask
  6576. You acquire an item: mineapple
  6577. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  6578. After Battle: You gain 99 Mysteriousness
  6579. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  6580. Preference _shatteringPunchUsed changed from 2 to 3
  6581. Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 9 to 8
  6582. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:2|214:5|266:3|213:1|211:1 to 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:3|214:5|266:3|213:1|211:1
  6583. This combat did not cost a turn
  6584.  
  6585. familiar Pair of Stomping Boots (51 lbs)
  6586.  
  6587. Unequip Space Jellyfish
  6588.  
  6589. equip familiar amulet coin
  6590. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from item +equip kramco +equip Lil' Doctor -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt to item +equip kramco +equip Lil' Doctor -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt
  6591. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine to LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6592. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Velvet / Gold Mine to LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6593.  
  6594. [63] LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6595. Preference lastEncounter changed from healing crystal golem to lava golem
  6596. Encounter: lava golem
  6597. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230605 to 20200123230611
  6598. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  6599. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6600. > lava_lamp_filter monster: lava golem(1793)
  6601. Round 1: fknslacker casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6602. > lava_lamp_filter monster: lava golem(1793)
  6603. Round 1: fknslacker casts BECOME A CLOUD OF MIST!
  6604. You acquire an effect: Misty Form (1)
  6605. Preference _vampyreCloakeFormUses changed from 5 to 6
  6606. > lava_lamp_filter monster: lava golem(1793)
  6607. Round 2: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  6608. Round 3: lava golem drops 14 attack power.
  6609. Round 3: lava golem drops 14 defense.
  6610. > lava_lamp_filter monster: lava golem(1793)
  6611. Round 3: fknslacker casts REFLEX HAMMER!
  6612. Preference _reflexHammerUsed changed from 1 to 2
  6613. Preference banishedMonsters changed from  to lava golem:Reflex Hammer:62
  6614. This combat did not cost a turn
  6615.  
  6616. [63] LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6617. Preference lastEncounter changed from lava golem to factory worker
  6618. Encounter: factory worker
  6619. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230611 to 20200123230614
  6620. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  6621. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6622. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6623. Round 1: fknslacker casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6624. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6625. Round 1: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  6626. Round 2: factory worker (female) drops 12 attack power.
  6627. Round 2: factory worker (female) drops 12 defense.
  6628. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6629. Round 2: fknslacker casts RETURN!
  6630. Round 3: Hanjamin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Hanjamin...
  6631. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 3 to 4
  6632. This combat did not cost a turn
  6633.  
  6634. [63] LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6635. Preference lastEncounter changed from factory worker to sausage goblin
  6636. Encounter: sausage goblin
  6637. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230614 to 20200123230615
  6638. Preference _sausageFights changed from 2 to 3
  6639. Preference _lastSausageMonsterTurn changed from 584058 to 584060
  6640. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  6641. Round 1: You lose 112 hit points
  6642. > lava_lamp_filter monster: sausage goblin(2104)
  6643. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  6644. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6645. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 116 attack power.
  6646. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 114 defense.
  6647. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6648. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 369 attack power.
  6649. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 343 defense.
  6650. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 129 attack power.
  6651. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 109 defense.
  6652. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 43 to 44
  6653. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  6654. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 146 attack power.
  6655. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 137 defense.
  6656. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 122 attack power.
  6657. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 122 defense.
  6658. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  6659. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 117 attack power.
  6660. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 123 defense.
  6661. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  6662. Round 6: Hanjamin leaps up and high-kicks it for 31 damage.
  6663. Round 6: sausage goblin takes 31 damage.
  6664. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 122 attack power.
  6665. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 117 defense.
  6666. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  6667. You acquire an item: Source essence (2)
  6668. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 117 attack power.
  6669. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 114 defense.
  6670. Round 7: You lose 89 hit points
  6671. Round 7: fknslacker attacks!
  6672. Round 8: sausage goblin takes 3290 damage.
  6673. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 117 attack power.
  6674. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 122 defense.
  6675. Round 8: fknslacker wins the fight!
  6676. Your familiar gains a pound: Hanjamin, the 2 lb. Pair of Stomping Boots
  6677. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  6678. After Battle: You gain 8 Mana Points
  6679. After Battle: Raaaaugh moans wordlessly at you, and one of his eyes falls listlessly out of its socket. You decide to count that as a wink.
  6680. You gain 419 Meat
  6681. After Battle: Hanjamin does a little of the ol' soft shoe, except it's more of a hard boot.
  6682. You acquire an item: red-hot sausage fork
  6683. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  6684. After Battle: You gain 350 Fortitude
  6685. You gain a Muscle point!
  6686. After Battle: You gain 1066 Mysteriousness
  6687. You gain some Mysticality points!
  6688. After Battle: You gain 340 Chutzpah
  6689. You gain a Moxie point!
  6690. Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 8 to 7
  6691. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:3|214:5|266:3|213:1|211:1 to 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:3|214:5|266:3|213:1|211:1|150:1
  6692. This combat did not cost a turn
  6693.  
  6694. [63] LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6695. Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to factory worker
  6696. Encounter: factory worker
  6697. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230615 to 20200123230617
  6698. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  6699. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6700. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6701. Round 1: fknslacker casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6702. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6703. Round 1: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  6704. Round 2: factory worker (female) drops 12 attack power.
  6705. Round 2: factory worker (female) drops 12 defense.
  6706. Round 2: Hanjamin kicks her into next week, for a time-traveling 38 damage.
  6707. Round 2: factory worker (female) takes 38 damage.
  6708. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory worker (female)(1789)
  6709. Round 2: fknslacker casts RETURN!
  6710. Round 3: Hanjamin kicks you in the butt to speed your escape. Thanks, Hanjamin...
  6711. Preference _banderRunaways changed from 4 to 5
  6712. This combat did not cost a turn
  6713.  
  6714. [63] LavaCo™ Lamp Factory
  6715. Preference lastEncounter changed from factory worker to factory overseer
  6716. Encounter: factory overseer
  6717. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230617 to 20200123230619
  6718. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  6719. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  6720. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory overseer (male)(1790)
  6721. Round 1: fknslacker casts POCKET CRUMBS!
  6722. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory overseer (male)(1790)
  6723. Round 1: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  6724. Round 2: factory overseer (male) drops 12 attack power.
  6725. Round 2: factory overseer (male) drops 12 defense.
  6726. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory overseer (male)(1790)
  6727. > free killing
  6728. Round 2: fknslacker casts OTOSCOPE!
  6729. Round 3: factory overseer (male) drops 48 attack power.
  6730. Round 3: factory overseer (male) drops 48 defense.
  6731. Round 3: Hanjamin gives him the boot for 38 damage.
  6732. Round 3: factory overseer (male) takes 38 damage.
  6733. Preference _otoscopeUsed changed from 2 to 3
  6734. > lava_lamp_filter monster: factory overseer (male)(1790)
  6735. > free killing
  6736. Round 3: fknslacker casts GINGERBREAD MOB HIT!
  6737. Round 4: Hanjamin makes sure kicks aren't getting harder to find by kicking him for 42 damage.
  6738. Round 4: factory overseer (male) takes 42 damage.
  6739. Round 4: fknslacker wins the fight!
  6740. Your familiar gains a pound: Hanjamin, the 3 lb. Pair of Stomping Boots
  6741. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  6742. After Battle: You gain 8 Mana Points
  6743. After Battle: Raaaaugh moans wordlessly at you, and one of his eyes falls listlessly out of its socket. You decide to count that as a wink.
  6744. You gain 629 Meat
  6745. After Battle: Hanjamin tries to start a mosh pit, but ends up slam-dancing with itself.
  6746. You acquire an item: heat-resistant necktie
  6747. You acquire an item: asbestos thermos
  6748. After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
  6749. After Battle: You gain 90 Wizardliness
  6750. After Battle: You gain 44 Roguishness
  6751. You gain a Moxie point!
  6752. Preference _gingerbreadMobHitUsed changed from false to true
  6753. Preference garbageChampagneCharge changed from 7 to 6
  6754. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:3|214:5|266:3|213:1|211:1|150:1 to 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:3|214:5|266:3|213:1|211:1|150:2
  6755. This combat did not cost a turn
  6756.  
  6757. familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (53 lbs)
  6758. unequip familiarequip
  6759.  
  6760. buy 1 li'l candy corn costume for 950 each from The General Store
  6761. You spent 950 Meat
  6762. You acquire an item: li'l candy corn costume
  6763.  
  6764. equip familiar li'l candy corn costume
  6765.  
  6766. add to closet: 1 LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
  6767. > Sweet Synthesis.ash version 1.0.6
  6768. > Requested effect: Synthesis: Hot (+9 hot res)
  6769.  
  6770. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Wint-O-Fresh+mint%22
  6771. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22Mr.+Mediocrebar%22
  6772. > Chosen candy: Rock Pops + Wint-O-Fresh mint
  6773.  
  6774. cast 1 Sweet Synthesis
  6775. Preference lastEncounter changed from factory overseer to Sweet Synthesis
  6776. Encounter: Sweet Synthesis
  6777.  
  6778. synthesize Rock Pops, Wint-O-Fresh mint
  6779. You acquire an effect: Synthesis: Hot (30)
  6780.  
  6781. use 1 hot powder
  6782. You acquire an effect: Flame-Retardant Trousers (5)
  6783.  
  6784. use 1 lotion of sleaziness
  6785. You acquire an effect: Sleazy Hands (15)
  6786. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 72100770
  6787.  
  6788. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  6789. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button3
  6790. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 18 to 19
  6791. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 72100770 to
  6792.  
  6793. use 1 metal meteoroid
  6794. You acquire an item: meteorite guard
  6795.  
  6796. use 1 burning newspaper
  6797. You lose 1 hit point
  6798. You acquire an item: burning cape
  6799. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from item +equip kramco +equip Lil' Doctor -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt to hot res -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt
  6800.  
  6801. equip hat high-temperature mining mask
  6802.  
  6803. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  6804.  
  6805. equip off-hand meteorite guard
  6806.  
  6807. equip back burning cape
  6808.  
  6809. equip pants lava-proof pants
  6810.  
  6811. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  6812.  
  6813. equip acc2 heat-resistant gloves
  6814.  
  6815. equip acc3 heat-resistant necktie
  6816. Preference choiceAdventure1091 changed from 9 to 0
  6817.  
  6818. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  6819. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  6820. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from hot res -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt to 1.0 item 1.0 booze drop -equip champagne
  6821.  
  6822. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  6823. Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
  6824. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd
  6825. You acquire an item: wad of used tape
  6826.  
  6827. equip hat wad of used tape
  6828.  
  6829. equip weapon red-hot sausage fork
  6830.  
  6831. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  6832.  
  6833. equip back vampyric cloake
  6834.  
  6835. equip shirt denim jacket
  6836.  
  6837. equip pants pantogram pants
  6838.  
  6839. equip acc1 gold detective badge
  6840.  
  6841. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  6842.  
  6843. equip acc3 battle broom
  6844.  
  6845. equip familiar li'l ninja costume
  6846. Took choice 1089/9: Perform Service (1 Adventures)
  6847. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=9&pwd
  6848. You lose 1 Adventure
  6849. You acquire an item: emergency margarita
  6850. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children to Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas
  6851. > Community Service Quest 9: Item/Booze Drops completed for 1 adventures.
  6852. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 17
  6853. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: 12 range_end_turn: 22
  6854. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 item 1.0 booze drop -equip champagne to hot res
  6855.  
  6856. equip hat high-temperature mining mask
  6857.  
  6858. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  6859.  
  6860. equip off-hand meteorite guard
  6861.  
  6862. equip back burning cape
  6863.  
  6864. equip pants lava-proof pants
  6865.  
  6866. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  6867.  
  6868. equip acc2 heat-resistant necktie
  6869.  
  6870. equip acc3 heat-resistant gloves
  6871.  
  6872. equip familiar li'l candy corn costume
  6873. Took choice 1089/10: Perform Service (1 Adventures)
  6874. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=10&pwd
  6875. You lose 1 Adventure
  6876. You acquire an item: vintage smart drink
  6877. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas to Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels
  6878. > Community Service Quest 10: Hot Protection completed for 1 adventures.
  6879.  
  6880. buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  6881. You spent 85 Meat
  6882. You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6883.  
  6884. use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6885. You gain 9 Mana Points
  6886.  
  6887. buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  6888. You spent 85 Meat
  6889. You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6890.  
  6891. use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6892. You gain 10 Mana Points
  6893.  
  6894. buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  6895. You spent 85 Meat
  6896. You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6897.  
  6898. use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6899. You gain 11 Mana Points
  6900.  
  6901. buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  6902. You spent 85 Meat
  6903. You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6904.  
  6905. use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  6906. You gain 9 Mana Points
  6907.  
  6908. buy 1 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
  6909. You spent 66 Meat
  6910. You acquire an item: soda water
  6911.  
  6912. use 1 soda water
  6913. You gain 4 Mana Points
  6914.  
  6915. cast 1 Song of Starch
  6916. You acquire an effect: Song of Starch (10)
  6917. You lose an effect: Song of Bravado
  6918. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from hot res to hp
  6919.  
  6920. equip hat wad of used tape
  6921.  
  6922. equip weapon dented scepter
  6923.  
  6924. equip off-hand fish hatchet
  6925.  
  6926. equip back vampyric cloake
  6927.  
  6928. equip shirt shoe ad T-shirt
  6929.  
  6930. equip pants pantogram pants
  6931.  
  6932. equip acc2 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  6933.  
  6934. equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
  6935.  
  6936. equip familiar li'l ninja costume
  6937. Took choice 1089/1: Perform Service (1 Adventures)
  6938. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=1&pwd
  6939. You lose 1 Adventure
  6940. You acquire an item: blood-drive sticker
  6941. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels to Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood
  6942. > Community Service Quest 1: HP completed for 1 adventures.
  6943. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 15
  6944. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: 10 range_end_turn: 20
  6945. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from hp to myst
  6946.  
  6947. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  6948.  
  6949. equip off-hand astral statuette
  6950.  
  6951. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  6952.  
  6953. equip shirt denim jacket
  6954.  
  6955. equip acc1 battle broom
  6956.  
  6957. equip acc2 Draftsman's driving gloves
  6958.  
  6959. equip acc3 dorky glasses
  6960. Took choice 1089/3: Perform Service (1 Adventures)
  6961. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=3&pwd
  6962. You lose 1 Adventure
  6963. You acquire an item: pocket maze
  6964. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood to Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood,Build Playground Mazes
  6965. > Community Service Quest 3: Mysticality completed for 1 adventures.
  6966. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 14
  6967. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: 9 range_end_turn: 19
  6968. > meteor_shower_up - validation
  6969. > meteor_shower_up - validation passed
  6970.  
  6971. familiar Machine Elf (52 lbs)
  6972.  
  6973. Unequip Pair of Stomping Boots
  6974.  
  6975. equip familiar amulet coin
  6976. Preference lastAdventure changed from LavaCo™ Lamp Factory to Sloppy Seconds Diner
  6977. Preference nextAdventure changed from LavaCo™ Lamp Factory to Sloppy Seconds Diner
  6978.  
  6979. [67] Sloppy Seconds Diner
  6980. Preference lastEncounter changed from Sweet Synthesis to Double Honey Apple Bombed Mudslide Sundae
  6981. Encounter: Double Honey Apple Bombed Mudslide Sundae
  6982. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123230619 to 20200123233237
  6983. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  6984. Round 1: You lose 112 hit points
  6985. Round 1: Cleverly Playing smiles at you. Your soul sparkles, charged with melodic symphony.
  6986. Round 1: You gain 620 Mana Points
  6987. > meteor_shower_filter monster: Sloppy Seconds Sundae(1568)
  6988. Round 1: fknslacker casts METEOR SHOWER!
  6989. You acquire an effect: Meteor Showered (1)
  6990. Round 2: You lose 67 hit points
  6991. Preference _meteorShowerUses changed from 1 to 2
  6992. > meteor_shower_filter monster: Sloppy Seconds Sundae(1568)
  6993. Round 2: fknslacker casts USE THE FORCE!
  6994. Preference lastEncounter changed from Double Honey Apple Bombed Mudslide Sundae to Using the Force
  6995. Encounter: Using the Force
  6996. Encounter: Using the Force
  6997. Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away."
  6998. choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd
  6999. Preference _saberForceUses changed from 2 to 3
  7000. You acquire an item: possessed sugar cube
  7001.  
  7002. main.php?action=may4
  7003. Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber
  7004. Encounter: Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber
  7005. Encounter: Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber
  7006. Took choice 1386/4: Empathy Chip
  7007. choice.php?whichchoice=1386&option=4&pwd
  7008. Preference _saberMod changed from 0 to 4
  7009.  
  7010. familiar Cat Burglar (76 lbs)
  7011.  
  7012. Unequip Machine Elf
  7013.  
  7014. equip familiar amulet coin
  7015. > familiar_weight( $familiar[Machine Elf]: 7
  7016. > familiar_weight( $familiar[XO Skeleton]: 5
  7017. > familiar_weight( $familiar[Artistic Goth Kid]: 10
  7018.  
  7019. take from closet: 1 hewn moon-rune spoon
  7020. You acquire an item: hewn moon-rune spoon
  7021. > goth
  7022.  
  7023. familiar Artistic Goth Kid (85 lbs)
  7024.  
  7025. Unequip Cat Burglar
  7026.  
  7027. equip familiar amulet coin
  7028. > Getting Witchess Buff
  7029. Preference lastAdventure changed from Sloppy Seconds Diner to None
  7030. Preference nextAdventure changed from Sloppy Seconds Diner to None
  7031.  
  7032. [67] Your Witchess Set
  7033. Took choice 1181/3: Flip through the book of puzzles
  7034. Preference lastEncounter changed from Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber to Witchess Puzzles
  7035. Encounter: Witchess Puzzles
  7036. Took choice 1183/2: Daily Challenge
  7037. choice.php?whichchoice=1183&option=2
  7038. You acquire an effect: Puzzle Champ (25)
  7039. Preference _witchessBuff changed from false to true
  7040. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Sloppy Seconds Diner
  7041.  
  7042. use 1 resolution: be kinder
  7043. You acquire an effect: Kindly Resolve (20)
  7044.  
  7045. use 1 Gene Tonic: Fish
  7046. You acquire an effect: Human-Fish Hybrid (30)
  7047.  
  7048. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7049. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7050.  
  7051. cast 1 Paul's Passionate Pop Song
  7052. You acquire an effect: Paul's Passionate Pop Song (5)
  7053. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from myst to 1.0 familiar weight 0.01 mp regen
  7054.  
  7055. equip weapon fish hatchet
  7056.  
  7057. equip off-hand Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  7058.  
  7059. equip acc1 Beach Comb
  7060.  
  7061. equip acc2 hewn moon-rune spoon
  7062.  
  7063. equip acc3 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
  7064. Took choice 1089/5: Perform Service (30 Adventures)
  7065. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=5&pwd
  7066. You lose 30 Adventures
  7067. Preference banishedMonsters changed from lava golem:Reflex Hammer:62 to
  7068. You acquire an item: squeaky toy rose
  7069. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood,Build Playground Mazes to Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood,Build Playground Mazes,Breed More Collies
  7070. > Community Service Quest 5: Familiar Weight completed for 30 adventures.
  7071. unequip acc2
  7072.  
  7073. add to closet: 1 hewn moon-rune spoon
  7074. Preference currentMood changed from apathetic to cheapfarm
  7075.  
  7076. cast 2 Astral Shell
  7077. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (10)
  7078.  
  7079. cast 1 Get Big
  7080. You acquire an effect: Big (10)
  7081.  
  7082. cast 3 Blood Bond
  7083. You acquire an effect: Blood Bond (30)
  7084.  
  7085. cast 2 Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin
  7086. You acquire an effect: Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (10)
  7087.  
  7088. cast 1 Disco Leer
  7089. You acquire an effect: Disco Leer (10)
  7090.  
  7091. cast 2 Elemental Saucesphere
  7092. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (10)
  7093.  
  7094. cast 2 Empathy of the Newt
  7095. You acquire an effect: Empathy (10)
  7096.  
  7097. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  7098. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
  7099.  
  7100. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  7101. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  7102.  
  7103. cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
  7104. You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (5)
  7105.  
  7106. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  7107. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  7108.  
  7109. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  7110. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  7111.  
  7112. cast 1 The Spirit of Taking
  7113. You acquire an effect: The Spirit of Taking (10)
  7114. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 0
  7115. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 familiar weight 0.01 mp regen to 1.0 Mysticality 1.0 ML +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt
  7116.  
  7117. equip hat very pointy crown
  7118.  
  7119. equip weapon dented scepter
  7120.  
  7121. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  7122.  
  7123. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  7124. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  7125. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  7126. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  7127.  
  7128. equip pants tinsel tights
  7129.  
  7130. equip acc1 Draftsman's driving gloves
  7131.  
  7132. equip acc2 battle broom
  7133.  
  7134. equip acc3 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  7135.  
  7136. familiar Garbage Fire (49 lbs)
  7137.  
  7138. Unequip Artistic Goth Kid
  7139.  
  7140. equip familiar amulet coin
  7141. Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Haunted Kitchen
  7142. Preference lastAdventure changed from Sloppy Seconds Diner to The Haunted Kitchen
  7143.  
  7144. [97] The Haunted Kitchen
  7145. Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Puzzles to Witchess Bishop
  7146. Encounter: Witchess Bishop
  7147. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123233237 to 20200123233307
  7148. Preference _sourceTerminalDigitizeMonsterCount changed from 1 to 2
  7149. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:80:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:75:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:85:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:75:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:85:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
  7150. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:75:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:85:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:75:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:85:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
  7151. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  7152. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  7153. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7154. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  7155. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  7156. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7157. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 38 attack power.
  7158. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 38 defense.
  7159. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  7160. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  7161. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 44 to 45
  7162. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  7163. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 16 attack power.
  7164. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 16 defense.
  7165. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  7166. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  7167. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  7168. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  7169. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 16 defense.
  7170. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  7171. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  7172. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  7173. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  7174. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  7175. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 16 attack power.
  7176. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 14 defense.
  7177. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  7178. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 152 damage.
  7179. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 13 attack power.
  7180. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  7181. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  7182. Round 9: Witchess Bishop takes 76 damage.
  7183. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 15 attack power.
  7184. Round 9: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  7185. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  7186. Round 10: Witchess Bishop takes 152 damage.
  7187. Round 10: Witchess Bishop drops 14 attack power.
  7188. Round 10: Witchess Bishop drops 15 defense.
  7189. Round 10: fknslacker wins the fight!
  7190. Your familiar gains a pound: Individual-1, the 5 lb. Garbage Fire
  7191. After Battle: You gaze into Individual-1's flickering flames and relax for a bit.
  7192. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  7193. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  7194. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  7195. After Battle: You gain 7 Mana Points
  7196. After Battle: Raaaaugh shambles around the battlefield, searching for stray meat.
  7197. You gain 83 Meat
  7198. After Battle: The dancing flames inside Individual-1 light up the area, making it easier to spot items.
  7199. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  7200. After Battle: You gain 63 Muscleboundness
  7201. After Battle: You gain 161 Wizardliness
  7202. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7203. After Battle: You gain 80 Sarcasm
  7204. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:3|214:5|266:3|213:1|211:1|150:2 to 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:3|214:0|266:3|213:1|211:1|150:2
  7205. Preference garbageFireProgress changed from 0 to 1
  7206. This combat did not cost a turn
  7207. Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 16 to 20
  7208. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 30
  7209. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: -21 range_end_turn: -11
  7210. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 1.0 ML +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt to 1.0 Mysticality 1.0 ML +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt
  7211. unequip weapon
  7212. unequip offhand
  7213.  
  7214. [97] The Haunted Kitchen
  7215. Preference lastEncounter changed from Witchess Bishop to sausage goblin
  7216. Encounter: sausage goblin
  7217. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123233307 to 20200123233312
  7218. Preference _romanticFightsLeft changed from 2 to 1
  7219. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:75:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:85:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:85:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
  7220. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:85:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif:126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif
  7221. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:111:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif
  7222. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:111:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif to 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:111:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:121:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
  7223. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  7224. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  7225. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  7226. Round 1: fknslacker casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7227. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power.
  7228. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 15 defense.
  7229. Round 2: fknslacker casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7230. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 38 attack power.
  7231. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 31 defense.
  7232. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power.
  7233. Round 3: sausage goblin drops 13 defense.
  7234. Preference _micrometeoriteUses changed from 45 to 46
  7235. Round 3: fknslacker uses the Time-Spinner!
  7236. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 16 attack power.
  7237. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 13 defense.
  7238. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 14 attack power.
  7239. Round 4: sausage goblin drops 12 defense.
  7240. Round 4: fknslacker casts SUMMON LOVE GNATS!
  7241. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power.
  7242. Round 5: sausage goblin drops 14 defense.
  7243. Round 5: fknslacker casts SING ALONG!
  7244. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power.
  7245. Round 6: sausage goblin drops 15 defense.
  7246. Round 6: fknslacker casts EXTRACT!
  7247. You acquire an item: Source essence
  7248. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power.
  7249. Round 7: sausage goblin drops 15 defense.
  7250. Round 7: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  7251. Round 8: sausage goblin takes 76 damage.
  7252. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 13 attack power.
  7253. Round 8: sausage goblin drops 16 defense.
  7254. Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
  7255. Round 8: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  7256. Round 9: sausage goblin takes 152 damage.
  7257. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power.
  7258. Round 9: sausage goblin drops 13 defense.
  7259. Round 9: fknslacker casts CANDYBLAST!
  7260. Round 10: sausage goblin takes 76 damage.
  7261. You acquire an item: Wint-O-Fresh mint
  7262. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 12 attack power.
  7263. Round 10: sausage goblin drops 14 defense.
  7264. Round 10: fknslacker wins the fight!
  7265. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.
  7266. After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
  7267. After Battle: You gaze into Individual-1's flickering flames and relax for a bit.
  7268. After Battle: You gain 45 hit points
  7269. After Battle: You gain 55 Mana Points
  7270. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  7271. After Battle: You gain 8 Mana Points
  7272. After Battle: Raaaaugh scavenges for leftover meat, which you're forced to take away before he eats it. Kind of like a pig with truffles, except way grosser.
  7273. You gain 378 Meat
  7274. After Battle: The dancing flames inside Individual-1 light up the area, making it easier to spot items.
  7275. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  7276. After Battle: You gain 100 Fortitude
  7277. You gain a Muscle point!
  7278. After Battle: You gain 243 Wizardliness
  7279. After Battle: You gain 124 Sarcasm
  7280. Preference testudinalTeachings changed from 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:3|214:0|266:3|213:1|211:1|150:2 to 160:5|209:2|199:4|176:1|206:3|214:1|266:3|213:1|211:1|150:2
  7281. Preference garbageFireProgress changed from 1 to 2
  7282. This combat did not cost a turn
  7283. Preference manorDrawerCount changed from 20 to 24
  7284. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 30
  7285. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: 15 range_end_turn: 25
  7286.  
  7287. pool aggressive
  7288. You acquire an effect: Billiards Belligerence (10)
  7289. Preference _poolGames changed from 1 to 2
  7290. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 72195081
  7291.  
  7292. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  7293. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  7294. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  7295. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 19 to 20
  7296. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  7297. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 20 to 21
  7298. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 72195081 to
  7299. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 Mysticality 1.0 ML +equip very pointy +equip kramco +equip dented scepter -equip makeshift garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt to -combat -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt
  7300.  
  7301. equip weapon fish hatchet
  7302.  
  7303. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7304.  
  7305. equip pants pantogram pants
  7306.  
  7307. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  7308. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
  7309.  
  7310. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  7311. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  7312.  
  7313. swimming pool submarine
  7314. You acquire an effect: Silent Running (50)
  7315.  
  7316. use 1 Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
  7317. You acquire an effect: Become Superficially interested (100)
  7318.  
  7319. use 1 squeaky toy rose
  7320. You acquire an effect: A Rose by Any Other Material (1)
  7321.  
  7322. use 1 shady shades
  7323. You acquire an effect: Throwing Some Shade (1)
  7324.  
  7325. Visiting The Horsery
  7326. Took choice 1266/2: Rent This Horse
  7327. choice.php?whichchoice=1266&option=2
  7328. Preference _horsery changed from normal horse to dark horse
  7329. Chose the dark horse
  7330. Preference _horseryCurrentName changed from  to Clandestine Bess
  7331.  
  7332. cast 1 null
  7333. You acquire an effect: Blessing of the Qatari Stealthy Ice Macaw (10)
  7334.  
  7335. familiar Disgeist (56 lbs)
  7336.  
  7337. Unequip Garbage Fire
  7338.  
  7339. equip familiar amulet coin
  7340. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from -combat -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt to familiar weight
  7341.  
  7342. equip off-hand Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  7343.  
  7344. equip back vampyric cloake
  7345.  
  7346. equip acc3 Beach Comb
  7347. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from familiar weight to -combat -tie
  7348.  
  7349. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  7350.  
  7351. equip acc2 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  7352. Took choice 1089/8: Perform Service (1 Adventures)
  7353. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=8&pwd
  7354. You lose 1 Adventure
  7355. You acquire an item: silver face paint
  7356. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood,Build Playground Mazes,Breed More Collies to Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood,Build Playground Mazes,Breed More Collies,Be a Living Statue
  7357. > Community Service Quest 8: Monsters Less Attracted to You completed for 1 adventures.
  7358.  
  7359. uneffect The Sonata of Sneakiness
  7360. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 29
  7361. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: 14 range_end_turn: 24
  7362.  
  7363. main.php?comb=1
  7364.  
  7365. [98] Combing (muscle) Beach Head
  7366. Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from 1,10,11 to 1,6,10,11
  7367. Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 3 to 4
  7368. You acquire an effect: Lack of Body-Building (50)
  7369.  
  7370. cast 1 Song of the North
  7371. You acquire an effect: Song of the North (10)
  7372.  
  7373. cast 1 Carol of the Bulls
  7374. You acquire an effect: Carol of the Bulls (10)
  7375.  
  7376. cast 1 Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
  7377. You acquire an effect: Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (5)
  7378.  
  7379. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  7380. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  7381.  
  7382. cast 1 Bow-Legged Swagger
  7383. You acquire an effect: Bow-Legged Swagger (1)
  7384. Preference _bowleggedSwaggerUsed changed from false to true
  7385.  
  7386. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  7387. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  7388.  
  7389. cast 1 Blood Frenzy
  7390. You acquire an effect: Frenzied, Bloody (10)
  7391.  
  7392. cast 1 Scowl of the Auk
  7393. You lose an effect: Disco Leer
  7394. You acquire an effect: Scowl of the Auk (10)
  7395. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from -combat -tie to 1.0 hp 0.1 spooky res
  7396.  
  7397. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  7398. Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
  7399. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd
  7400. You acquire an item: wad of used tape
  7401.  
  7402. equip hat wad of used tape
  7403.  
  7404. equip weapon dented scepter
  7405.  
  7406. equip off-hand fish hatchet
  7407.  
  7408. equip back vampyric cloake
  7409.  
  7410. equip shirt shoe ad T-shirt
  7411.  
  7412. equip acc1 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  7413.  
  7414. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  7415.  
  7416. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7417. You gain 665 hit points
  7418.  
  7419. cast 1 Deep Dark Visions
  7420. You lose 671 hit points
  7421. You acquire an effect: Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps (10)
  7422. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 hp 0.1 spooky res to 1.0 hp 0.1 spooky res
  7423.  
  7424. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7425. You gain 671 hit points
  7426.  
  7427. cast 1 Deep Dark Visions
  7428. You lose 545 hit points
  7429. You acquire an effect: Visions of the Deep Dark Deeps (10)
  7430.  
  7431. use 1 LOV Elixir #3
  7432. You acquire an effect: The Power of LOV (40)
  7433.  
  7434. use 1 Gene Tonic: Beast
  7435. You acquire an effect: Human-Beast Hybrid (30)
  7436.  
  7437. use 1 resolution: be feistier
  7438. You acquire an effect: Destructive Resolve (20)
  7439. Preference _crimboTree changed from true to false
  7440.  
  7441. cast 1 Blood Bubble
  7442. You acquire an effect: Blood Bubble (3)
  7443.  
  7444. familiar Machine Elf (62 lbs)
  7445.  
  7446. Unequip Disgeist
  7447.  
  7448. equip familiar amulet coin
  7449. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 hp 0.1 spooky res to hp +equip crimbo tree -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m.
  7450.  
  7451. equip hat helmet turtle
  7452. unequip offhand
  7453.  
  7454. equip weapon fish hatchet
  7455.  
  7456. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  7457. Took choice 1275/1: Grab a deceased crimbo tree
  7458. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=1&pwd
  7459. You acquire an item: deceased crimbo tree
  7460.  
  7461. equip off-hand deceased crimbo tree
  7462.  
  7463. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7464. You gain 526 hit points
  7465. Preference choiceAdventure326 changed from 2 to 1
  7466. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Slime Tube
  7467. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Haunted Kitchen to The Slime Tube
  7468.  
  7469. [98] The Slime Tube
  7470. Preference lastEncounter changed from sausage goblin to Showdown
  7471. Encounter: Showdown
  7472. Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
  7473. choice.php?whichchoice=326&option=1&pwd
  7474. Preference lastEncounter changed from Showdown to Mother Slime
  7475. Encounter: Mother Slime
  7476. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123233312 to 20200123233355
  7477. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  7478. Round 1: Cleverly Playing smiles and cheers, and your own voice, now his, speaks inside your head: "You can do this!"
  7479. You acquire an effect: Inner Elf (1)
  7480. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  7481. Round 1: fknslacker casts SNOKEBOMB!
  7482. Preference banishedMonsters changed from  to Mother Slime:snokebomb:97
  7483. Preference _snokebombUsed changed from 2 to 3
  7484. This combat did not cost a turn
  7485. > run_combat( combat_string ): skill Snokebomb
  7486. Preference choiceAdventure326 changed from 1 to 2
  7487. > meteor_shower_up - validation
  7488. > meteor_shower_up - validation passed
  7489. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from hp +equip crimbo tree -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. to 1.0 ML +equip Lil' Doctor -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt
  7490.  
  7491. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7492.  
  7493. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  7494. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  7495. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  7496. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  7497.  
  7498. equip pants tinsel tights
  7499.  
  7500. equip acc3 your cowboy boots
  7501.  
  7502. familiar Disembodied Hand (56 lbs)
  7503. unequip weapon
  7504. unequip offhand
  7505.  
  7506. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  7507.  
  7508. use 1 photocopied monster
  7509. Preference photocopyMonster changed from furious giant cow to
  7510. Preference _photocopyUsed changed from false to true
  7511. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Slime Tube to None
  7512. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Slime Tube to None
  7513.  
  7514. [98] photocopied monster
  7515. Preference lastEncounter changed from Mother Slime to furious giant cow
  7516. Encounter: furious giant cow
  7517. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123233355 to 20200123233404
  7518. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  7519. > meteor_shower_filter monster: furious giant cow(1929)
  7520. Round 1: fknslacker casts METEOR SHOWER!
  7521. You acquire an effect: Meteor Showered (1)
  7522. Round 2: BackHand attacks your opponent with a series of spinny, twirly attacks that would certainly have resulted in cutting itself off its own wrist if that hadn't already happened long ago. You opponent takes 58 damage.
  7523. Round 2: furious giant cow takes 58 damage.
  7524. Preference _meteorShowerUses changed from 2 to 3
  7525. > meteor_shower_filter monster: furious giant cow(1929)
  7526. Round 2: fknslacker casts USE THE FORCE!
  7527. Preference lastEncounter changed from furious giant cow to Using the Force
  7528. Encounter: Using the Force
  7529. Encounter: Using the Force
  7530. Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away."
  7531. choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd
  7532. Preference _saberForceUses changed from 3 to 4
  7533. You acquire an item: corrupted marrow
  7534. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to The Slime Tube
  7535. Preference pendingMapReflections changed from 0 to 1
  7536.  
  7537. use 1 "DRINK ME" potion
  7538. You acquire an effect: Down the Rabbit Hole (20)
  7539.  
  7540. equip hat disco mask
  7541.  
  7542. Visiting the Mad Tea Party
  7543. Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to The Mad Tea Party
  7544. Encounter: The Mad Tea Party
  7545. Took choice 441/1: Try to get a seat
  7546. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=441&option=1
  7547. You acquire an effect: Coated Arms (30)
  7548. Preference _madTeaParty changed from false to true
  7549.  
  7550. equip hat helmet turtle
  7551.  
  7552. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  7553. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  7554.  
  7555. drink 1 Sockdollager
  7556. You gain 10 Adventures
  7557. You acquire an effect: In a Lather (25)
  7558. You gain 2 Drunkenness
  7559. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-2)
  7560. You lose 500 Meat
  7561. Preference _crimboTree changed from false to true
  7562.  
  7563. Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
  7564. Preference _speakeasyDrinksDrunk changed from 2 to 3
  7565.  
  7566. use 1 SongBoom™ BoomBox
  7567. Preference lastEncounter changed from The Mad Tea Party to Choose a Soundtrack
  7568. Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
  7569. Preference boomBoxSong changed from Total Eclipse of Your Meat to
  7570. Preference boomBoxSong changed from  to Total Eclipse of Your Meat
  7571. Took choice 1312/4: "These Fists Were Made for Punchin'"
  7572. choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=4&pwd
  7573. Preference boomBoxSong changed from Total Eclipse of Your Meat to These Fists Were Made for Punchin'
  7574. Preference _boomBoxSongsLeft changed from 10 to 9
  7575. Setting soundtrack to These Fists Were Made for Punchin'
  7576. > boomBoxSong: These Fists Were Made for Punchin'
  7577.  
  7578. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  7579. You acquire an item: resolution: be stronger
  7580. Preference libramSummons changed from 23 to 24
  7581.  
  7582. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  7583. You acquire an item: resolution: be smarter
  7584. Preference libramSummons changed from 24 to 25
  7585.  
  7586. cast 1 Summon Resolutions
  7587. You acquire an item: resolution: be smarter
  7588. Preference libramSummons changed from 25 to 26
  7589. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 ML +equip Lil' Doctor -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt to 1.0 weapon dmg 0.01 mp regen -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt
  7590.  
  7591. equip hat seal-skull helmet
  7592.  
  7593. equip weapon dented scepter
  7594.  
  7595. equip off-hand fish hatchet
  7596.  
  7597. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  7598.  
  7599. equip shirt denim jacket
  7600.  
  7601. equip pants pantogram pants
  7602.  
  7603. equip acc1 Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
  7604.  
  7605. equip acc3 Beach Comb
  7606.  
  7607. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  7608. Took choice 1275/2: Grab a broken champagne bottle
  7609. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=2&pwd
  7610. You acquire an item: broken champagne bottle
  7611.  
  7612. equip weapon broken champagne bottle
  7613.  
  7614. use 1 corrupted marrow
  7615. You acquire an effect: Cowrruption (30)
  7616.  
  7617. uneffect Ode to Booze
  7618.  
  7619. cast 1 null
  7620. You acquire an effect: Blessing of the Qatari Stealthy Ice Macaw (10)
  7621.  
  7622. cast 1 Paul's Passionate Pop Song
  7623. You acquire an effect: Paul's Passionate Pop Song (5)
  7624. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 weapon dmg 0.01 mp regen -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt to 1.0 weapon damage 0.01 mp regen
  7625. Took choice 1089/6: Perform Service (1 Adventures)
  7626. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=6&pwd
  7627. You lose 1 Adventure
  7628. Preference relayCounters changed from 70:Semirare window begin:lparen.gif:80:Semirare window end loc=*:rparen.gif:126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:111:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:121:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif to 126:Digitize Monster loc=* type=wander:watch.gif:111:Romantic Monster window begin loc=*:lparen.gif:121:Romantic Monster window end loc=* type=wander:rparen.gif
  7629. You acquire an item: weird gazelle steak
  7630. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood,Build Playground Mazes,Breed More Collies,Be a Living Statue to Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood,Build Playground Mazes,Breed More Collies,Be a Living Statue,Reduce Gazelle Population
  7631. > Community Service Quest 6: Melee Damage completed for 1 adventures.
  7632.  
  7633. use 1 SongBoom™ BoomBox
  7634. Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
  7635. Preference boomBoxSong changed from These Fists Were Made for Punchin' to
  7636. Preference boomBoxSong changed from  to These Fists Were Made for Punchin'
  7637. Took choice 1312/2: "Food Vibrations"
  7638. choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=2&pwd
  7639. Preference boomBoxSong changed from These Fists Were Made for Punchin' to Food Vibrations
  7640. Preference _boomBoxSongsLeft changed from 9 to 8
  7641. Setting soundtrack to Food Vibrations
  7642. > Digitize Monster - next_exact_turn: 28
  7643. > Romantic Monster - range_start_turn: 13 range_end_turn: 23
  7644.  
  7645. cast 1 Simmer
  7646. You lose 1 Adventure
  7647. You acquire an effect: Simmering (10)
  7648.  
  7649. cast 1 Song of Sauce
  7650. You acquire an effect: Song of Sauce (10)
  7651. You lose an effect: Song of the North
  7652.  
  7653. cast 1 Carol of the Hells
  7654. You acquire an effect: Carol of the Hells (10)
  7655.  
  7656. cast 1 Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
  7657. You lose an effect: Scowl of the Auk
  7658. You acquire an effect: Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage (10)
  7659.  
  7660. cast 1 Spirit of Wormwood
  7661. You acquire an intrinsic: Spirit of Wormwood
  7662.  
  7663. main.php?comb=1
  7664.  
  7665. [100] Combing (mysticality) Beach Head
  7666. Preference _beachHeadsUsed changed from 1,6,10,11 to 1,6,7,10,11
  7667. Preference _freeBeachWalksUsed changed from 4 to 5
  7668. You acquire an effect: We're All Made of Starfish (50)
  7669.  
  7670. familiar Machine Elf (77 lbs)
  7671. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 weapon damage 0.01 mp regen to hp +equip latte -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m.
  7672.  
  7673. Unequip Disembodied Hand
  7674.  
  7675. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  7676. Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
  7677. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd
  7678. You acquire an item: wad of used tape
  7679.  
  7680. equip hat wad of used tape
  7681. unequip offhand
  7682.  
  7683. equip weapon fish hatchet
  7684.  
  7685. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  7686.  
  7687. equip back vampyric cloake
  7688.  
  7689. equip shirt shoe ad T-shirt
  7690.  
  7691. equip acc1 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  7692.  
  7693. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  7694.  
  7695. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7696. You gain 233 hit points
  7697. Preference choiceAdventure326 changed from 2 to 1
  7698. Preference nextAdventure changed from None to The Slime Tube
  7699.  
  7700. [100] The Slime Tube
  7701. Preference lastEncounter changed from Choose a Soundtrack to Showdown
  7702. Encounter: Showdown
  7703. Took choice 326/1: enter combat with Mother Slime
  7704. choice.php?whichchoice=326&option=1&pwd
  7705. Preference lastEncounter changed from Showdown to Mother Slime
  7706. Encounter: Mother Slime
  7707. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123233404 to 20200123233437
  7708. Round 0: fknslacker loses initiative!
  7709. Round 1: Cleverly Playing smiles and cheers, and your own voice, now his, speaks inside your head: "You can do this!"
  7710. You acquire an effect: Inner Elf (1)
  7711. Round 1: fknslacker executes a macro!
  7712. Round 1: fknslacker casts THROW LATTE ON OPPONENT!
  7713. Preference _latteBanishUsed changed from false to true
  7714. Preference banishedMonsters changed from Mother Slime:snokebomb:97 to Mother Slime:snokebomb:97:Mother Slime:Throw Latte on Opponent:99
  7715. This combat did not cost a turn
  7716. > run_combat( combat_string ): skill Throw Latte on Opponent
  7717. Preference choiceAdventure326 changed from 1 to 2
  7718. > meteor_shower_up - validation
  7719. > meteor_shower_up - validation passed
  7720. > mini 1
  7721.  
  7722. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  7723. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  7724.  
  7725. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  7726. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  7727.  
  7728. familiar Mini-Adventurer (56 lbs)
  7729.  
  7730. Unequip Machine Elf
  7731.  
  7732. equip familiar amulet coin
  7733. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from hp +equip latte -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. to 1 ml, -1 familiar weight +equip cosplay saber -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m.
  7734.  
  7735. equip hat pentagram bandana
  7736.  
  7737. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  7738.  
  7739. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  7740.  
  7741. equip shirt denim jacket
  7742.  
  7743. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  7744. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  7745. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  7746. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  7747.  
  7748. equip pants tinsel tights
  7749.  
  7750. equip acc1 your cowboy boots
  7751.  
  7752. equip acc2 battle broom
  7753.  
  7754. equip acc3 Draftsman's driving gloves
  7755. unequip familiarequip
  7756. Preference lastAdventure changed from The Slime Tube to Sloppy Seconds Diner
  7757. Preference nextAdventure changed from The Slime Tube to Sloppy Seconds Diner
  7758.  
  7759. [100] Sloppy Seconds Diner
  7760. Preference lastEncounter changed from Mother Slime to The Littlest Identity Crisis
  7761. Encounter: The Littlest Identity Crisis
  7762. > mini 2
  7763. Encounter: The Littlest Identity Crisis
  7764. Took choice 768/4: You're a Sauceror!
  7765. choice.php?whichchoice=768&option=4&pwd
  7766. > mini 3
  7767.  
  7768. [100] Sloppy Seconds Diner
  7769. Preference lastEncounter changed from The Littlest Identity Crisis to Aioli-Basted Hammer Burger
  7770. Encounter: Aioli-Basted Hammer Burger
  7771. Preference _lastCombatStarted changed from 20200123233437 to 20200123233451
  7772. Round 0: fknslacker wins initiative!
  7773. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  7774. Round 1: Little fknslacker conjures up two little globs of sauce and throws them to you. You catch them, and they explode all over your fingers.
  7775. You acquire an effect: Saucefingers (10)
  7776. > meteor_shower_filter monster: Sloppy Seconds Burger(1566)
  7777. Round 1: fknslacker casts METEOR SHOWER!
  7778. You acquire an effect: Meteor Showered (1)
  7779. Round 2: Little fknslacker summons a splash of vichyssoise and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. 78 of your opponent's hit points turn into mojo for you.
  7780. Round 2: You gain 78 Mana Points
  7781. Preference _meteorShowerUses changed from 3 to 4
  7782. > meteor_shower_filter monster: Sloppy Seconds Burger(1566)
  7783. Round 2: fknslacker casts USE THE FORCE!
  7784. Preference lastEncounter changed from Aioli-Basted Hammer Burger to Using the Force
  7785. Encounter: Using the Force
  7786. Encounter: Using the Force
  7787. Took choice 1387/3: "You will drop your things and walk away."
  7788. choice.php?whichchoice=1387&option=3&pwd
  7789. Preference _saberForceUses changed from 4 to 5
  7790. You acquire an item: Meat-inflating powder
  7791.  
  7792. use 1 Gene Tonic: Elf
  7793. You acquire an effect: Human-Elf Hybrid (30)
  7794.  
  7795. use 1 LOV Elixir #6
  7796. You acquire an effect: The Magic of LOV (40)
  7797.  
  7798. use 1 flask of baconstone juice
  7799. You acquire an effect: Baconstoned (10)
  7800.  
  7801. trading 1 Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher for 1 tobiko marble soda
  7802. You acquire an item: tobiko marble soda
  7803.  
  7804. use 1 tobiko marble soda
  7805. You gain 7 Mana Points
  7806. You acquire an effect: Pisces in the Skyces (15)
  7807.  
  7808. pool strategic
  7809. You acquire an effect: Mental A-cue-ity (10)
  7810. Preference _poolGames changed from 2 to 3
  7811. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from  to 72296043
  7812.  
  7813. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  7814. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  7815. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button1
  7816. Preference _kgbClicksUsed changed from 21 to 22
  7817. Preference _kgbriefcase_lock_time changed from 72296043 to
  7818.  
  7819. buy 2 obsidian nutcracker for 1068 each from Armory and Leggery
  7820. You spent 2,136 Meat
  7821. You acquire obsidian nutcracker (2)
  7822.  
  7823. familiar Disembodied Hand (81 lbs)
  7824.  
  7825. cast 1 Spaghetti Breakfast
  7826. You acquire an item: spaghetti breakfast
  7827. Preference _spaghettiBreakfast changed from false to true
  7828.  
  7829. eat 1 spaghetti breakfast
  7830. You gain 11 Adventures
  7831. You gain 1 Fullness
  7832. You gain 3 Mana Points
  7833. Preference _spaghettiBreakfastEaten changed from false to true
  7834.  
  7835. eat 1 glass of raw eggs
  7836. You gain 7 Adventures
  7837. You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  7838. You gain 9 Enchantedness
  7839. You gain 15 Chutzpah
  7840. You acquire an effect: Boxing Day Breakfast (50)
  7841. You gain 1 Fullness
  7842. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1 ml, -1 familiar weight +equip cosplay saber -equip garbage shirt -equip g.e.m. to 1.0 spell dmg 0.01 mp regen -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt
  7843.  
  7844. equip hat Hollandaise helmet
  7845.  
  7846. equip weapon obsidian nutcracker
  7847.  
  7848. equip off-hand astral statuette
  7849.  
  7850. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  7851.  
  7852. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  7853.  
  7854. equip weapon obsidian nutcracker
  7855. Preference maximizerMRUList changed from 1.0 spell dmg 0.01 mp regen -equip g.e.m. -tie -equip garbage shirt to spell damage
  7856.  
  7857. equip back vampyric cloake
  7858.  
  7859. equip pants pantogram pants
  7860. Took choice 1089/7: Perform Service (23 Adventures)
  7861. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=7&pwd
  7862. You lose 23 Adventures
  7863. You acquire an item: sausage without a cause
  7864. Preference csServicesPerformed changed from Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood,Build Playground Mazes,Breed More Collies,Be a Living Statue,Reduce Gazelle Population to Coil Wire,Feed Conspirators,Feed The Children,Make Margaritas,Clean Steam Tunnels,Donate Blood,Build Playground Mazes,Breed More Collies,Be a Living Statue,Reduce Gazelle Population,Make Sausage
  7865. > Community Service Quest 7: Spell Damage completed for 23 adventures.
  7866. Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
  7867. Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from extract.edu to digitize.edu
  7868. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  7869. Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from extract.edu to digitize.edu
  7870. Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from digitize.edu to extract.edu
  7871. Preference customCombatScript changed from cs to furious dinsey farm
  7872. Preference choiceAdventure1106 changed from 2 to 3
  7873. Preference choiceAdventure1243 changed from 2 to 0
  7874.  
  7875. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7876. You gain 341 hit points
  7877.  
  7878. use 1 Deck of Every Card
  7879. Preference lastAdventure changed from Sloppy Seconds Diner to None
  7880. Preference nextAdventure changed from Sloppy Seconds Diner to None
  7881.  
  7882. [123] Deck of Every Card
  7883. Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 10 to 14
  7884. play Island (35)
  7885. Preference _deckCardsSeen changed from Giant Growth|I - The Magician to Giant Growth|I - The Magician|Island
  7886. Preference lastEncounter changed from Using the Force to Island
  7887. Encounter: Island
  7888. Preference _deckCardsDrawn changed from 14 to 15
  7889. You acquire an item: blue mana
  7890. Preference lastAdventure changed from None to Sloppy Seconds Diner
  7891. Preference _deckCardsCheated changed from 39 to 39,35
  7892. > doghouse already un-boarded
  7893.  
  7894. use 1 genie bottle
  7895. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  7896. choice.php?whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes&option=1
  7897. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  7898. Preference _genieWishesUsed changed from 0 to 1
  7899.  
  7900. use 1 genie bottle
  7901. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  7902. choice.php?whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes&option=1
  7903. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  7904. Preference _genieWishesUsed changed from 1 to 2
  7905.  
  7906. use 1 genie bottle
  7907. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  7908. choice.php?whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes&option=1
  7909. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  7910. Preference _genieWishesUsed changed from 2 to 3
  7911.  
  7912. take from closet: 1 LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
  7913. You acquire an item: LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
  7914.  
  7915. take from closet: 1 hewn moon-rune spoon
  7916. You acquire an item: hewn moon-rune spoon
  7917. Preference autoSatisfyWithCloset changed from false to true
  7918.  
  7919. use 1 CSA fire-starting kit
  7920. Took choice 595/1: pvp fights
  7921. choice.php?whichchoice=595&option=1&pwd
  7922. You gain 3 PvP Fights
  7923. Preference _fireStartingKitUsed changed from false to true
  7924. Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
  7925. Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from digitize.edu to extract.edu
  7926. Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from extract.edu to digitize.edu
  7927. Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
  7928. Preference sourceTerminalEducate1 changed from extract.edu to digitize.edu
  7929. Preference sourceTerminalEducate2 changed from digitize.edu to extract.edu
  7930. > doghouse already un-boarded
  7931. Took choice 1089/30: Perform Service
  7932. choice.php?whichchoice=1089&option=30
  7933.  
  7934. ascend.php?alttext=communityservice
  7935. You acquire an item: Thwaitgold termite statuette
  7936. Preference kingLiberated changed from false to true
  7937. Preference lastDesertUnlock changed from 0 to 504
  7938. > Community Service Completed. Beep boop.
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