Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorio

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My name Borat.

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I like you. I like sex.

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It's nice.

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This my country of Kazakhstan.

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It locate between Tajikistan
and Kyrgyzstan

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KAZAKHSTAN
TAJIKISTAN

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KAZAKHSTAN

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KAZAKHSTAN
KYRGYZSTAN

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and assholes Uzbekistan.

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KAZAKHSTAN

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KAZAKHSTAN
UZBEKISTAN

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This my town of Kuzcek.

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This Urkin, the town rapist.

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Naughty, naughty.

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Over here, our town kindergarten.

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And here live Mukhtar Sakanov,

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town mechanic and abortionist.

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This my house. Entry, please.

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He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay.

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He is pain in my assholes.

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I get a window from a glass,
he must get a window from a glass.

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I get a step, he must get a step.

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I get a clock radio, he cannot afford.

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Great success.

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This is Natalya.

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She is my sister.

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She is number four prostitute
in all of Kazakhstan.

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Nice.

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This is my mother.

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She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek.

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She is 43. I love her.

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And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring.

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What you say about me,
you skinny piece of shit?

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Not now, please.

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Why don't you do something
useful and dig your mother a grave.

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Come in here, please. Ignore.

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And this is where I lives. My bed.

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This is a VCR recorder.

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And this play cassettes.

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Now I show you outside from my houses.

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My hobbies, Ping-Pong,

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sunbathe,

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disco dance,

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and on weekends, I travel to capital city

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and watch ladies while they make toilet.

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My profession, work as
a television reporter for Kazakhstan.

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Please, you see.

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THE RUNNING OF THE JEW 2004

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Here comes the Jew.

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It's a big one this year.

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Whoaaa...
He nearly got the money there.

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Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew.

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She's stopped.

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Is she? Is she?

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Here it comes.

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She's laid a Jew egg.

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Go kids! Crush that
Jew chick before he hatches!

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Although Kazakhstan glorious country,
it have problem too.

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Economic, social and Jew.

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This why Ministry of Information
have decide to send me to U.S. and A,

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greatest country in the world,
to learn lessons for Kazakhstan.

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I will travel with most venerable
producer, Azamat Bagatov.

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Azamat.

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No, not film me!
Film him.

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Urkin, not too much raping...
Humans only.

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Doltan, I'll get you
a new arm in America.

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I go to America!

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America!

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Wave goodbye to your
clock radio, asshole!

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If you cheat on me,
I will come over there

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and snap off your cock.

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JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
New York City

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l arrived in America's airport
with clothings, U.S. dollars

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and a jar of Gypsy tears
to protect me from AIDS.

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Stand clear of the closing doors, please.

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Hello, my name Borat.

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I not American. I new in town.

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Nice to meet you.

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Hello, nice meet you.

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Hey, what your name?

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My name is mind your own
fucking business.

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Stand clear of the closing doors, please.

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Oh, hello. Nice meet you.

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My name Borat.

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- What's happening?
- Nice meet you.

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Get the fuck out of here
before I break your jaw, bro.

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- Yo, step the fuck off, bro.
- Okay. Okay.

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- You're fucking with the wrong one, man.
- Okay. Sorry.

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Oh, shit. Okay, okay, wait.

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I get it. Please, relax.

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I'll get him! Careful, he bite.

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- Hey, man, what are you doing?
- Okay, relax.

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Okay. Okay.

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Okay, okay, relax.

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Okay. Okay, wait.

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Okay, no problem. Sorry.

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Welcome to the Wellington Hotel.

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Do you want to pay for
the entire stay now?

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GUY BORGES
Manager, Wellington Hotel

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- I pay for one night. How much?
- Fine.

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One night is $117.13.

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We'll call it 85.

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No, we can call it 117.

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Let me get the door for you. Come on in.

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Very nice.

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Very nice room.

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We're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on.

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You might want to repack.
We're gonna be moving again shortly.

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I will not move to a smaller room.

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Sir, this is your floor.
I'm gonna take you to your room.

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- This is not my room?
- This is the elevator.

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It takes you to the floor
where your room is.

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Nice. Nice.

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King in the castle. King in the castle.

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I have a chair. I have a chair.

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Oh, go do this. Go do this.
King in the castle.

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Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.

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I am new in town.

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- Get away from me.
- I just... I kiss you, say hello.

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It arrive.

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Hello, my name Borat. I am new in town.

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- I say hello and I...
- Do not touch me.

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- Do not get near my face.
- I kiss you.

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Yeah, you kiss me,
I'll pop you in the fucking balls.

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What mean, "Balls"?

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Very nice.

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Very nice. How much?

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Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.

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Get away! What are you doing?

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Wait, I want to say hello.
What is the problem?

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This has been
most happiest day of my lifes.

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l was very excite to start my reportings.

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America is known for its
sense of humor.

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UN survey say Kazakhstan
have 98th lowest humor.

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We must improve.

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Hurry, hurry.

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Just dry him, no hand relief.

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How is my back pussy?

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Not bad. Moist.

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So what time this interview?

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Soon, my friend.

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Gently.

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Enough!

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- Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty.
- Hello.

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PAT HAGGERTY
Humor Coach

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- Nice meet you. Borat.
- Nice to meet you.

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Should I make a joke
about my mother-in-law?

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Yes. In America, that's a very popular joke.

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- Do you have a mother-in-law joke?
- Yes.

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I had sexy-time with my mother-in-law.

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- A what time?
- Sexy-time.

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I made sexy-time with my mother-in-law.

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- You had sex with your mother-in-law?
- Yes.

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I don't think that Americans
would find that funny.

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- No, it is not a joke.
- Yeah.

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We're talking about humor.

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Yes, you asked me about
my mother-in-law.

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Do you have a joke about her?

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No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law?

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Do you ever laugh on people
with a retardation?

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Here in America we try not to make fun of

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or be funny with things
that people don't choose.

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But perhaps you have not seen
someone with a very funny retardation.

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My brother, Bilo,
have a very funny retardation.

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Mental retardation causes a lot of pain
and hardship for a lot of families.

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Sometime my sister, she show her
vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say,

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"You will never get this!
You will never get this!"

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He behind his cage, crazy, crazy.
Everybody laugh.

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She go, "You never get this!"

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But one time,
he break cage and he get this.

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And then we all laugh.

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High five!

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Now...

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No, that would not be funny
in America, okay?

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What is "not" jokes?

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A "not" joke is when we're trying
to make fun of something

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and what we do is we make
a statement that we pretend is true

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but, at the end, we say, "Not,"
which means it's not true.

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So teach me how to make one.

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- All right, what color is your suit?
- This suit is gray.

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Gray, I would call it blue, okay?

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- It's gray.
- All right, it's blue-gray.

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But it's certainly not black, right?

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- Let's say it's gray, but...
- It is gray.

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Okay, so a "not" joke, I would say

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"That suit is black. Not!"

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This suit is not black.

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- No, no, "Not" has to be the end.
- Oh, okay.

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This suit is black not.

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This suit is black, pause...
You know what a pause is?

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- Yes.
- This suit is black. Not!

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This suit is black. Pause. Not.

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No, you don't say "pause."

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This suit is black.

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That's a pause. Not!

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This suit is black.

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Okay...

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- I don't... I'm not...
- Not!

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Everybody say U.S.A.
television much better

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but this I watch for three hours,
do not change.

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There's a remote control here.

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Push these two arrows
to change the channel.

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I got him, I got him, I got him!

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I have the urge to bury something else.

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Yes!

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- I love you.
- I love you too, Jamie.

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I love you.

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- Do you believe in magic, Miss...
- Parker, C.J.

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It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J.

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Be careful! Be careful, C.J.!

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This C.J. was like no
Kazakh woman I had ever seen.

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She had golden hairs,
teeth as white as pearls

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and the asshole of a 7-year-old.

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For the first time in my lifes,

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l was in love.

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Get up! Get up!

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Why aren't you ready!

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We have people to interview today.

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I understand.

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Learn what you can from
this women's group.

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- My hair?
- It's beautiful. Don't worry.

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In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than
five woman to be in the same place

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except for in brothel or in grave.

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In the U.S. and A., many womens meet
in groups called Feminists.

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I find more.

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VETERAN FEMINISTS
OF AMERICA

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So, what means this feminism?

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It's the theory that women
should be equal to men

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in matters economic, social...

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- Now you are laughing.
- Yes.

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Well, that is the problem.

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Do you think a woman should be educate?

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Definitely.

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But is it not a problem that a woman
have a smaller brain than a man?

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That is wrong.

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But the government scientist,
Dr. Yamak, prove it's the size of squirrel.

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Your government's scientist?

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- Yes, Dr. Yamak.
- He's wrong. He's wrong.

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Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face?

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Well, what you're saying
is very demeaning.

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- Do you know the word "demeaning"?
- No.

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We are saying to you...

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l could not concentrate on what
this old man was saying.

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All I could think about was this
lovely woman in her red water-panties.

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Who was this C.J.?

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Last night I see in my hotel room

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a woman called C.J. on the television.

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00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,537
- Do you know her?
- No.

250
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,915
She from a town called Baywatches.

251
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,710
- She's just on television.
- Her name is Pamela.

252
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:28,713
- Do she live here in New York City?
- She lives in California.

253
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,215
- In the California.
- He's gonna look her up.

254
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,800
Okay, can we finish now?

255
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,677
Listen, pussycat, smile a bit.

256
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,431
- All right. That's it. I'm done.
- We're finished. We have to leave.

257
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:45,897
Although I was obsessed
by this C.J., I could not pursue her

258
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,816
or else my wife would snap off my cock.

259
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,156
Mr. Sagdiyev?

260
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,034
- Yes?
- I have a telegram for you.

261
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,661
- You can read?
- Yes, I can.

262
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,457
"Dear Borat Sagdiyev,

263
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,376
"your wife, Oxna,

264
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:12,965
"was walking your retarded Bilo
in the woods

265
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,886
"when a bear attacked
and violated and break her.

266
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,263
"She is now dead."

267
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,766
You say my wife is dead?

268
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,852
This is what it's...

269
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:36,405
Yes, sir. I'm sorry to inform you,
but that's what the telegram says.

270
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,951
High five! Great!

271
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,426
What do you mean, California?

272
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,304
I have arranged all our filming
for New York.

273
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,641
But we need to leave New York
to find the real America:

274
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:07,103
rodeos, cowboys...
It will be better for our documentary.

275
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,647
But why California?
What's there?

276
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,402
Pearl Harbor is there...
And so is Texas.

277
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:19,240
Eventually, I persuade Azamat
that we would travel to California

278
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,076
and make our reportings along the way.

279
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:28,082
He insists we not fly in case the Jews
repeated their attack of 9/11.

280
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,586
Okay, I'll find another way
for us to get there.

281
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,463
My name is Mike.
I'm gonna be your driving instructor.

282
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,007
MICHAEL PSENICSKA
Perry Hall Driving School

283
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,091
Welcome to our country, okay.

284
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,634
- My name Borat.
- Okay, okay. Good, good.

285
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,262
Well, I'm not used to that,
but that's fine.

286
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,599
Now, you do know how to drive a little bit?

287
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,226
- Yes.
- Yes. Put it in D.

288
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,520
- What?
- Drive.

289
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,818
Now, wait a second. Wait a second.

290
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,738
- Have you driven a car before?
- Yes, many times.

291
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,156
All right, let's go this way.

292
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,491
I don't want you hitting anybody.

293
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,285
Use two hands, now.

294
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,121
- What?
- Two hands.

295
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,374
But then it look like I am holding
a Gypsy while he eat my chram.

296
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,836
I don't care.
You use two hands when you drive, okay?

297
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,463
Okay.

298
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,094
- Okay.
- Watch the children.

299
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,096
Okay, no problem.

300
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,807
You must not hit the children.

301
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,893
Look, there is a woman in a car.

302
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,186
Can we follow her?

303
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,647
- And maybe make sexy-time with her?
- No, no, no.

304
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,649
- Let's get her. Why not?
- No, no, no.

305
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,861
Because a woman has a right
to choose who she has sex with.

306
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,364
- What? You joke?
- How about that? Isn't that amazing?

307
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,575
There must be consent. How about that?

308
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,661
That's good, huh?

309
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,622
- Is not good for me.
- It is good.

310
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,582
- Steer the car.
- Okay.

311
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,085
- You want have a drink?
- You can't drink that.

312
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,754
- Why not? What?
- It's against the law.

313
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,884
Who is this car that follow us?
I wish it didn't follow us.

314
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,761
- I don't know.
- Maybe we'll lose them.

315
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,680
No, we better not lose them.

316
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,725
Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!

317
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,602
We'll make a right turn up here.

318
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,855
Don't look at me like that.
I will eat your shit.

319
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,983
- Hey, you fuck my mother!
- Hey, hey.

320
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,610
- No, he do before. He look on me.
- You can't do that.

321
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,154
They're gonna throw us in jail,
me with you.

322
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,782
Why in a jail? He look on me.

323
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,285
- Behind.
- You can't say that.

324
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,953
I like you, do you like me?

325
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:31,539
- I do like you.
- You are my friend?

326
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,624
You're nice and I am your friend.

327
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,001
You will be my boyfriend?

328
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:38,379
- I won't be your boyfriend.
- Why not? You do not like me?

329
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,841
I could be. It depends.
Well, boyfriend, yeah, I can.

330
00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,468
Great success.

331
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,638
Now time to make purchase of motorcars.

332
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:52,018
I want to have a car that attract
a woman with a shave down below.

333
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,937
Well, that would be a Corvette
or a Hummer.

334
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,188
JIM SELL
GM Salesman

335
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,399
We will try to help you out here.

336
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,529
A man yesterday tell me if I buy a car

337
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,823
I must buy one with a pussy magnet.

338
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:07,783
He means a car that women will like.

339
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,994
Yes, but where you keep this magnet?

340
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,830
No, there's no magnet. That was just...
He means the vehicle.

341
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,248
Women love the Hummers.

342
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,834
- Do this have a pussy magnet?
- No.

343
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,586
The vehicle itself will be a magnet.

344
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:24,050
If I give you good price,
will you please put in pussy magnet?

345
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:28,054
Yeah, but there's no such thing
in this country as a magnet.

346
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,974
If this car drive into a group of Gypsy,

347
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,185
will there be any damage to the car?

348
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,188
- It depends on how hard you hit them.
- Hard.

349
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,689
Yeah, hard. You might,

350
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:42,526
if somebody rolls on the windshield,
crack your windshield.

351
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,863
How fast do I need to go
to guarantee I kill him?

352
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,824
Let me tell you something,
with this vehicle, probably doing 35,

353
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,369
- 40 miles an hour would do it.
- Great.

354
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:55,122
When I buy my wife,

355
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,376
at the start, she was cook good,

356
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,796
her vagina work well
and she strong on plow.

357
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,091
But after three years, when she was 15,

358
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:10,721
then she become weak, her voice
become deep, "Borat, Borat."

359
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,725
She receive hair on chest

360
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,312
and her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard.

361
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,523
Huh. Jeez.

362
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:24,819
How do I know that
this will not happen with a car?

363
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,155
Chevrolet guarantees that with a warranty.

364
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,117
I like very much buy this Hummers.

365
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,744
- How much is it?
- 52,000.

366
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:40,751
I am looking for something between
$600 to $650.

367
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,838
We don't have any cars for 650
that you can buy.

368
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:46,048
I might be able to sell you
a wholesale car.

369
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,551
A car with a lot of miles for 700
with no warranty.

370
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:49,885
- Okay.
- Come on.

371
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,567
California, I coming!

372
00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:17,913
First stops on our journey
was Washington, D.C.,

373
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:21,459
home of mighty U.S. warlord,
Premier Bush.

374
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,836
Look who has an embassy here!

375
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,381
Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers!

376
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,635
We arrive here to learn
from American politic.

377
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:35,848
Azamat arrange interview
with Party official from ruling regime.

378
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,099
BOB BARR
Former Georgia Congressman

379
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:41,061
- We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes?
- I hope so.

380
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:46,233
It is a custom have cheese at the start.

381
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,153
Thank you.

382
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:53,282
My wife, she make this cheese.

383
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,950
Very nice.

384
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,536
She make it from milk from her tit.

385
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:11,133
After interview, I encounters
traditional American street festival.

386
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:15,513
GAY PRIDE PARADE

387
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:21,602
People here were much more friendly
than in New York.

388
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:33,364
Next morning, I interview politician
who is a genuine chocolate-face.

389
00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:34,990
No makeup.

390
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:36,283
ALAN KEYES
2-time Republican Presidential Candidate

391
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,702
On Sunday, I arrive in Washington.

392
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,538
There was a parade.

393
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,874
I make two friends from this parade.

394
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,794
I invite them back my hotel room.

395
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:49,505
We drink like normal in Kazakhstan.

396
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:52,216
We wrestle like normal in Kazakhstan.

397
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:56,470
Then they say, "I wash you in a shower,"
and he wash me in a shower.

398
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,932
It sounds like
you met somebody who is from

399
00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:02,351
what is called in America,
the gay community.

400
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:05,354
- What it mean, "Gay," this word?
- Homosexual.

401
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,856
A homosexual? You mean...

402
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:17,950
Are you telling me the man
who try to put a rubber fist in my anus

403
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:19,827
was a homosexual?

404
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,960
Even though my anus was broken

405
00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:32,089
I knew that rest of our journey
would be great success.

406
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:35,968
We left Washington
and continued towards California.

407
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,720
Howdy, partners!

408
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,849
Yes, minister, we're on schedule.

409
00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:45,185
Yes, I'm standing in
the middle of Times Square.

410
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:48,480
It's time to prepare for your
TV appearance.

411
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:51,942
Remember to talk of singing
national anthem at rodeo.

412
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,944
Don't worry, I am a TV professional.

413
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:57,281
Now, building our station around you.

414
00:26:57,365 --> 00:27:00,618
This is 16 WAPT News This Morning,

415
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:04,288
named best newscast in the state
by the Associated Press.

416
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:07,249
This morning we have
a special guest here in the studio.

417
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,376
This is Borhat Sagadiyev.

418
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:13,130
He is traveling across America to get the
taste of life here in the United States.

419
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,090
He spent the last few days here.

420
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:18,469
- Good morning to you.
- Hello, my name Borat. Hello.

421
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:20,638
Hello. Thank you.

422
00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:25,684
Before we start, can you tell me,
because I want make urines,

423
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:29,063
then I come back here and...

424
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,857
If you tell me one minute
before we start...

425
00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:35,986
We started.
We are actually live on the air right now.

426
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,447
- I am very excite.
- Yes.

427
00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:43,118
Hello, U.S. and A.! Hello, U.S. and A.!
I'm very excite!

428
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,496
I'm very excite to be here.

429
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,081
And hello!

430
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,750
Hello to you as well.

431
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,753
Now, real quickly, why are you here
in the United States?

432
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:57,508
Because I want to learn from U.S. and A,

433
00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:04,515
your culture, and to understand
from how a thing happen

434
00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,351
and to take this lesson
back to my country.

435
00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:10,104
- All right. Would you like to have a seat?
- Yes.

436
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,022
Please sit, please sit, please sit.

437
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,566
Now, one of the things
that you've enjoyed so much about...

438
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,861
Can I have a microphone
so people can hear me?

439
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,322
They can hear you right now.
You are miked up.

440
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:22,116
This right here, that's the microphone.

441
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,993
Hello. Hello, nice meet you.

442
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:29,707
Well, welcome to the United States.
Thank you very much for coming on.

443
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,251
When you come to Kazakhstan,

444
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:35,212
- you can stay in my house.
- Well, thank you so much.

445
00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:38,006
You can sleep my house
and you can use my sister.

446
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:40,300
Meteorologist Ken Johnson
will have the latest

447
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,178
on tropical storm Emily when we return.

448
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,431
Ten seconds, stand by.

449
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:49,601
This is 16 WAPT News This Morning.

450
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,396
Traffic is flowing along smoothly
along Interstate 55.

451
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,815
Dry conditions.
If you're heading to the north,

452
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,901
not too far away from Attala County,
there's some showers there.

453
00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:01,238
Check that out on
the radar this morning and...

454
00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:04,575
Thank you, very nice for have me.

455
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,118
What your name?

456
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:08,245
We're on air right now doing the weather.

457
00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:10,581
- What your name?
- We're doing the weather right now.

458
00:29:10,665 --> 00:29:13,792
Go over here with Adrian.
She's calling you to go over here.

459
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,669
- It is a she?
- Yes.

460
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:19,006
- Very nice.
- Yeah, go. Go...

461
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,885
- Go over here with...
- What is your name?

462
00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:24,720
I'm the weather guy.

463
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,015
Okay...

464
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:33,854
Let's go over to the weather.
You can see the radar, right now

465
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:37,483
showing some showers
and storms up to the north...

466
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,402
Okay. All right, let me...

467
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:41,820
Nice to meet you.

468
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:45,032
Showers and storms north of Yazoo City
up towards Kosciusko...

469
00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,867
Thank you, bye-bye.

470
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,038
You're singing at a rodeo tonight!

471
00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,624
Why didn't you mention it?

472
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,335
What can I do, they are not
professional.

473
00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:01,215
Get a move on, we have
100 miles to go.

474
00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:05,636
We welcome you to the 38th annual

475
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,056
Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo.

476
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,413
Of course, every picture that we get back

477
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:34,665
BOBBY ROWE
General Manager, Imperial Rodeo

478
00:30:34,749 --> 00:30:40,045
from the terrorists or anything else,
the Muslims, they look like you,

479
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:42,339
- black hair and a black mustache.
- Yes.

480
00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:46,635
Shave that dadgummed mustache off
so you're not so conspicuous.

481
00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:49,972
So you look like maybe an Italian
or something

482
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:52,850
as far as when people looking at you.

483
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:55,394
I see a lot of people and I think,
"There's a dadgummed Muslim.

484
00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:58,355
"I wonder what kind of bomb
he's got strapped to him."

485
00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:00,816
- Yes.
- And you probably aren't a Muslim.

486
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,361
- Maybe that's not your religion.
- No, I am a Kazakh. I follow the hawk.

487
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,738
But you look like one of them.

488
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:09,199
This thing gets over with
and when we win it

489
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,118
and kick the butts over there

490
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,412
and all of them son-of-a-bucks
hanging from the gallows,

491
00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:16,623
by that time, you will have proven yourself

492
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,542
and you'll be accepted.

493
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:19,793
- Take care.
- Thank you.

494
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,212
- I ain't gonna kiss you.
- Why not?

495
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:25,883
The people that do the kissing
are the ones that float around like that.

496
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:29,136
- Are they all...
- Yeah. Stay away from them that kiss.

497
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,971
- Okay.
- You don't want nobody kissing.

498
00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:35,100
In my country they take them to jail
and finish them.

499
00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:36,810
- Take them and hang them.
- Yes.

500
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,813
- That's what we're trying to get done.
- High five.

501
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,190
Ladies and gentlemen of Salem, Virginia,

502
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,985
would you please give a warm,
American welcome

503
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:48,906
to a gentleman who has come
all the way from Kazakhstan

504
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:52,701
and we are honored
to have singing our national anthem.

505
00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:56,163
Ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev.

506
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:09,134
My name Borat. I come from Kazakhstan.

507
00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:14,598
Can I say first,
we support your war of terror.

508
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:22,272
May we show our support
to our boys in Iraq.

509
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:29,029
May U.S. and A.
kill every single terrorist.

510
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:36,662
May your George Bush drink the blood

511
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:40,540
of every single man, woman
and child of Iraq.

512
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,000
Yeah!

513
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:48,090
May you destroy their country
so that for the next thousand years

514
00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:52,177
not even a single lizard
will survive in their desert.

515
00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,514
To show our friendship,

516
00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:59,351
I now will sing
our Kazakh national anthem

517
00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:02,145
to the tune of your national anthem.

518
00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:04,564
Please stand.

519
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:09,736
Kazakhstan is the greatest

520
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:12,990
Country in the world

521
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:16,034
All other countries

522
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:19,788
Are run by little girls

523
00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:22,833
Kazakhstan is number one

524
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:26,420
Exporter of potassium

525
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:30,048
Other Central Asian countries

526
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,510
Have inferior potassium

527
00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:36,847
Kazakhstan is the greatest

528
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:39,558
Country in the world

529
00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,935
All other countries

530
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,563
Is the home of the gays

531
00:33:56,534 --> 00:34:00,037
We nearly died last night.
This journey is cursed.

532
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,414
We should have stayed in New York.

533
00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:04,082
l was sad.

534
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,835
The rodeo peoples did not like me.

535
00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,588
What if Pamela did not like me too?

536
00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:13,300
We needed something
to change our fortunes.

537
00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:15,343
Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village.

538
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,931
Let us extract some of their tears
so we can remove the curse.

539
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:24,019
Do not fear me, Gypsy,
all I want from you is your tears.

540
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:26,938
Please give them to me or I will take them.

541
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:28,940
I'm not a Gypsy.

542
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,152
I'm a Midwestern
farmer's daughter. Americana.

543
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,988
You have many treasures.
Who did you rob for this?

544
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,532
We didn't rob them.
They came from the house.

545
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,202
I will look in your treasures, Gypsy.

546
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,955
Is this understood? I will look on them.

547
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,749
Please do.

548
00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,463
Who is this lady you have shrunk?

549
00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:54,424
Was she the owner of this house
that you camp in front of?

550
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,885
There's a couple more child's dolls.

551
00:34:56,969 --> 00:35:00,555
Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. I serious.

552
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,724
- These are your spells?
- No.

553
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:05,727
There's a good one,
The Millionaire Mindset.

554
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,480
There you go.

555
00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:10,899
- Baywatch.
- Baywatch?

556
00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:18,824
It means she love me.

557
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:24,162
Azamat!

558
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,832
Azamat, great success!
I've got the tears.

559
00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,333
Onwards to California!

560
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,127
Let's go.

561
00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:31,461
What's that you've got there?

562
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,630
It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

563
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,521
Are we going the right way?

564
00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:52,524
- I don't know, this map is from 1917.
- Where the hell are we?

565
00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:59,322
Hey, stop that goddamn van!

566
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:03,577
Hey, baby, want to go out?
Wanna go out, honey?

567
00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:10,333
I'm going to stop and ask.

568
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:13,420
No, no, no, keep going. Keep going.

569
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:18,717
I need the direction to California, please.

570
00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:20,635
- To California?
- You a long way from home.

571
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,263
Who you with, man?
Who you with, who you with?

572
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:27,851
I travel with my friend, Azamat Bagatov.
We travel across the country.

573
00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:31,730
You can't be talking all that.
You gotta be talking English right here.

574
00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:34,983
You look like Michael Jackson, Beat lt.

575
00:36:35,109 --> 00:36:36,943
Man, you better...

576
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:42,908
I like you peoples.
Can you teach me how to dress?

577
00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,784
How can I be like you?

578
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,037
You need to let them jeans down.

579
00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,371
Pull them down?

580
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,207
Don't pull them down like...

581
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,250
- Like a ho?
- No, no, no.

582
00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,211
- Like a this?
- Yeah.

583
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,671
But don't show your Huggies though, man.

584
00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:59,174
What the hell? Is that fishnet?

585
00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:02,135
No, no, no, these are my antipants.

586
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,680
- What kind of music you listen to?
- I like very much Corky Bucek.

587
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,307
You know Corky Bucek?

588
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,393
No, no, no.

589
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:14,231
You got to lick it before you stick it.

590
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,400
Can you teach me speak like you?

591
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:18,693
What you trying to say?

592
00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:22,113
- How you say, "How do you do?"
- What's up with it?

593
00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:23,990
- What's that with it?
- Yeah.

594
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,827
Pull over and let's see
if we can stay here.

595
00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:38,421
What's up with it, vanilla-face?

596
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,591
Me and my homey, Azamat,
just parked our slab outside.

597
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:42,759
Please.

598
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:46,596
We are looking for somewhere to
post up our black asses for the night.

599
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:49,432
So bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga.

600
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,310
We just a couple of pimps, no ho's.

601
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,688
- Sir, you gotta leave.
- Okay.

602
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:58,108
Leave now or we're gonna call the cops
and we'll have you taken out.

603
00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:02,570
We can't stay here,
they are player haters.

604
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,081
- Hi. Hello.
- You have a room for tonight?

605
00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:15,166
Oh, yes. Yes, definitely.

606
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,377
- Come on in.
- Great.

607
00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:19,796
Your friend also.

608
00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,342
A beautiful house, this.

609
00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:27,512
All the paintings in the house, I did.

610
00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:28,847
What is this man?

611
00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:33,852
This is a Yemenite Jew
and he's working on a piece of jewelry.

612
00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:39,065
They, Yemenites, were also jewelers.

613
00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:41,526
Why you have a picture of a Jew?

614
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:46,906
Because I'm Jewish,
so I have lots of pictures of Jews.

615
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,623
This is the room and...

616
00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:01,171
- Do you need two pillows?
- Yes.

617
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:03,590
Great. Thank you. Lovely place.

618
00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:09,095
- They're Jews.
- I know that now.

619
00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:11,181
They'll kill us.
We need to escape.

620
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,864
- Wait, wait.
- Okay.

621
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,117
Hello.

622
00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:34,245
- How are you?
- Great.

623
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,955
You guys getting settled in?

624
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,708
This is a special sandwich for you.

625
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:43,421
I not so hungry. He can eat this.

626
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:44,714
He fat.

627
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,966
No, no.

628
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,052
- You gonna eat, because...
- Take a half.

629
00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:51,846
- Take a half and then you'll see.
- Take a half.

630
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,515
Yeah. I not so hungry.

631
00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:55,392
You eat a little bit.

632
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:03,233
Go ahead and eat something
because you're hungry.

633
00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:04,401
Yes.

634
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:15,703
I don't want to see you go hungry.

635
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:18,331
What is this picture over here?

636
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:19,999
Okay...

637
00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:29,426
It is 3:00 in the morning.

638
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:32,387
I am in a nest of Jews.

639
00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:35,014
They have cleverly shifted their shapes.

640
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:39,185
One of them has taken the form
of a little old woman.

641
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,188
You can barely see her horns.

642
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,151
She have tried to poison me already.

643
00:40:46,902 --> 00:40:48,945
These rats are very clever.

644
00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:58,121
Look, the Jews have
shifted their shapes.

645
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,000
OK, OK. How much shall
I give them?

646
00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:04,794
I don't know...

647
00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:08,047
More. Give them more.

648
00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:12,719
Go. Go.

649
00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:30,320
Let's go back to New York,
at least there's no Jews there.

650
00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:32,155
Calm down.
We'll keep heading to California.

651
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,115
Why California?
What's so special about California?

652
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,492
We are going to California!

653
00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:36,910
And get killed on the way?

654
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:41,664
Relax, Azamat!
I will get us protection.

655
00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:47,253
What is the best gun
to defend from a Jew?

656
00:41:50,382 --> 00:41:54,427
I would recommend
either a 9 millimeter or a .45.

657
00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:58,932
Very nice.

658
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:05,230
It like I movie star, Dirty Harold.

659
00:42:05,314 --> 00:42:08,066
- Yes, sir.
- Come on and make my day, Jew.

660
00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:14,030
But he would not sell me gun
since I not American.

661
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:16,449
So I look for other protection.

662
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,661
MUNCH RANCH
Exotic Animal Dealer

663
00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:23,581
- What type of dog is this?
- This is a tortoise.

664
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,292
Is this a cat in a hat?

665
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,670
No, it's a tortoise in a shell.

666
00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:30,505
Yes.

667
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,966
I need animal for protection.

668
00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:35,260
What you have for me?

669
00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:03,329
We're safe.
Now we continue to California.

670
00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:05,540
High five!

671
00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:07,333
Great! Nice.

672
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,850
Switch it off.

673
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,268
It so annoying!

674
00:43:41,076 --> 00:43:45,079
Happy times. We were safe
and well on our way to Pamela.

675
00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:47,707
It was time to get back to work.

676
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:54,756
Kazakhstan needs to learn
about American fine dining.

677
00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:57,967
First, a lady will
teach you southern manners.

678
00:43:58,177 --> 00:43:59,469
How long have I got?

679
00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:03,556
An hour. Then you have
dinner date with high society.

680
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,852
Hello and nice meet you.

681
00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:10,521
Hello, it's so nice to meet you.
Welcome to America.

682
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:11,856
KATHIE B. MARTIN
Etiquette Coach

683
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:16,944
Will you please teach me
how to dine like gentleman?

684
00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:19,572
Of course, I'll be happy to.

685
00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:24,827
Is it polite to greet people
when I make entry?

686
00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:25,995
THE MAGNOLIA MANSION
Dining Society

687
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,413
Yes, it is.

688
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,917
- Let me introduce you around.
- Yes.

689
00:44:31,001 --> 00:44:34,295
- You're gonna have to...
- I'm Mike. Mike Jared.

690
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,924
Hello, I'm Bethany Weston.

691
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,258
- Lovely to see you.
- Nice.

692
00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,178
- How you do?
- How do you do? My name's Ben.

693
00:44:45,474 --> 00:44:50,603
Should I pay interest in peoples
around the table-sides?

694
00:44:50,938 --> 00:44:52,146
Yes.

695
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:55,692
And, if it is a big table,
a very long table,

696
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:58,027
you might want to restrict
your conversation...

697
00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:01,364
- Yes.
- ...to people right in your vicinity.

698
00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,991
- Very nice.
- So you are not yelling.

699
00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:09,997
What do you do?

700
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:12,875
- I'm the pastor of a church.
- Yes.

701
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,713
- What do you do?
- I have spent years in construction.

702
00:45:16,797 --> 00:45:20,133
I'm recently retired.

703
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,677
- You are retard?
- Yes.

704
00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:24,929
Physical or mental?

705
00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:29,392
- Retired.
- No, no, not retarded.

706
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,978
- I don't work anymore.
- Stopped working.

707
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:35,982
It's very good you allow retard

708
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:39,902
to eat with you in the same place.

709
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:43,156
That's not what
we're saying about this man.

710
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:47,577
He is not what
you would refer to as retard.

711
00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:51,080
- No.
- No, no. Not at all.

712
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,791
Do you have a telephone in this village?

713
00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:55,501
Of course.

714
00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:04,927
Should I show photos of my family?

715
00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:07,847
You have photos
of your family? Wonderful.

716
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,684
This my favorite son, Huey Lewis.

717
00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:14,270
- Okay.
- Yes.

718
00:46:14,354 --> 00:46:16,230
- He looks happy.
- Yes.

719
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,817
He very strong.

720
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:23,780
- My goodness, is that him holding you?
- Yes. Very strong.

721
00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:28,534
He grow three centimeter.
He now 17 centimeter long.

722
00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:35,416
I'm not sure I would show
these photos of him without clothes on.

723
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:39,420
Should I pay compliments to the peoples?

724
00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:44,383
Yes, but only if you truly agree
with that compliment.

725
00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:48,513
You have a very gentle face

726
00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:52,767
- and a very erotic physique.
- Thank you.

727
00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:54,727
- You're correct.
- Yes.

728
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,729
That's a very good observation.

729
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,815
She is your wife?

730
00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:00,691
Nope. That's my wife.

731
00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:06,697
In my country,
they would go crazy for these two.

732
00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:08,199
Not so much.

733
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:18,084
What should I say if
I need to go to the shit hole?

734
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,878
You mean to the restroom?

735
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,507
- To the place to make the shit.
- The bathroom? Okay. What you...

736
00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:26,425
Not to bath. To make dirt from anus.

737
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:29,387
- Not a bath, right. The toilet.
- The brown...

738
00:47:29,471 --> 00:47:32,348
- Where you make... You understand?
- Yes. Yes.

739
00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:34,642
- Bad? Bad thing from it.
- Yes.

740
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,186
Brown.

741
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:41,440
What you do is you say, "Excuse me,
I need to go to the restroom."

742
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:47,363
Excuse me, is it possible
to go and do a, you know...

743
00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:49,949
- To be excused?
- How you say in the, you know...

744
00:47:50,033 --> 00:47:52,869
Upstairs. Just say,
"Excuse me a moment."

745
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:56,664
- I need to go, what you say...
- That works. Thank you.

746
00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:59,917
- Can you go upstairs?
- Yes, thank you.

747
00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:05,089
I think that the cultural differences
are vast...

748
00:48:05,173 --> 00:48:08,092
- Exactly.
- ...and I think he's a delightful man

749
00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:14,307
and it wouldn't take very much time
for him to really become Americanized.

750
00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,434
Thank you very much. I feel much better.

751
00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,728
- Cindy, where shall I put this?
- Just...

752
00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:20,897
Where should I put this?

753
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,278
Maybe in the other restroom down here.

754
00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:28,613
In the...

755
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:33,159
Excuse me...
Excuse me for just a moment, please.

756
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:37,747
You roll off like this

757
00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:41,459
and you wipe your bottom
and you put the paper... Look.

758
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,419
- You, wipe mine?
- No, I don't. You do.

759
00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:47,590
- This is a very private thing.
- The host cleans the anus of the other?

760
00:48:47,674 --> 00:48:51,928
No, no, no.
Nobody touches you, except you.

761
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:54,722
Can I bring a guest to dinner?

762
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:58,601
If you have been invited
to a home or to a party...

763
00:48:58,685 --> 00:49:02,605
- Yes.
- ...it is acceptable to bring a guest

764
00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,733
- if you ask your host in advance.
- Yes.

765
00:49:05,817 --> 00:49:07,944
General Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee.

766
00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:12,782
- I think this my friend. Hello?
- Hi, I'm looking for Borat.

767
00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:15,034
- Yes, it's me.
- Oh, hi, honey.

768
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:18,454
- I'm Luenell. Hi, hi.
- Hello, nice to meet you.

769
00:49:18,538 --> 00:49:20,748
- This my friend, Luenell.
- Hi.

770
00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:23,626
Oh, okay...

771
00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:27,630
You all having a dinner party.

772
00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:31,509
Well, we were. I don't know exactly
what all that we're doing...

773
00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:35,596
- It is getting very, very late.
- Excuse me, I'm going to have to go.

774
00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:38,391
- Okay. Very nice.
- It's getting very, very late

775
00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:41,644
and it's time that, you know,

776
00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:45,314
we were ending
our dinner party and everything.

777
00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:48,317
- I apologize...
- But can't she come for desserts?

778
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,903
Absolutely not, and neither can you.

779
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:53,239
- The sheriff is on his way.
- I hope so.

780
00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:55,074
I've already called them.

781
00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:58,202
Why you call police?
Have the retard escaped?

782
00:50:01,623 --> 00:50:05,209
I want say I very sorry
how they treat you in this house.

783
00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:06,836
Thank you.

784
00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:10,589
I was thinking
maybe I'd just take the night off.

785
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,842
Why don't we just go out
and have some fun?

786
00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:15,136
What do you think about that?

787
00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,388
You want to come with us?

788
00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:18,723
Up yours!

789
00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:31,736
Hi! My name Borat.

790
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:34,280
- This my friend, Luenell.
- Hi, Luenell.

791
00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:36,365
She is a prostitute.

792
00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:56,844
You were funny on that bull.

793
00:50:56,928 --> 00:50:59,889
Everybody almost see your underpants.

794
00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:02,099
I never rode a bull before.

795
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:10,066
Well, you wanna...
You wanna come in for a little while?

796
00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:13,235
I would like very much

797
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,405
but I in love with a woman in Malibu.

798
00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:19,116
It would not be nice to her for me to...

799
00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:23,829
Okay, well, if you're ever in town again,
this way, you know, look me up.

800
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:27,208
If I ever in town again, Luenell,

801
00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:29,960
I would very much like to pay you for sex.

802
00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:31,170
Okay.

803
00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,215
Good night, Luenells.

804
00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:35,966
Good night, Borat.

805
00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:47,186
You say my name right. Borat.

806
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:49,980
People say Borak or Billy or Bob.

807
00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:52,733
Bye.

808
00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:09,667
"Pamela is a fairly simple girl,
she recently explained.

809
00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:14,797
"'There's not a whole lot of logic
in the way I live my life.

810
00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:16,882
"'I am very spontaneous."'

811
00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:19,677
I'm very spontaneous too.

812
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:42,449
I needed a gift to give to Pamela

813
00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:45,911
so that she would grant me
entry into her vagina.

814
00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:51,876
Therefore, I convinced Azamat to let me
film a report in an American store.

815
00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:56,922
Don't spend more than $3.
We're low on money.

816
00:52:58,425 --> 00:53:00,676
This your shops?

817
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,803
Right, this is my antique shop.

818
00:53:02,888 --> 00:53:05,931
Why do you have
so many things with a flag?

819
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,142
We're honoring our heritage.

820
00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:12,188
Now, what in here? What is this?

821
00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:14,148
These are a number of collectibles.

822
00:53:14,232 --> 00:53:17,902
I mean, this is a lamp that, you know,
you would use in your home.

823
00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:21,572
This is a Chinese cloisonné bell.

824
00:53:21,656 --> 00:53:25,576
And this is a little decorative duck.

825
00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:28,746
And do you think, you know, when they...

826
00:53:32,959 --> 00:53:34,793
I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait.

827
00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:41,884
- We need help, baby.
- No, it's okay.

828
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,472
I sorry.

829
00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:53,479
Sorry. I will repair all of this.

830
00:53:54,147 --> 00:53:58,734
Don't worry.
My friend, he can make glue and...

831
00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:02,238
I don't think you're gonna be able to glue
it. You're gonna have to pay for it.

832
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:05,241
Okay, I have a digital watch
from the future.

833
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:08,202
I will give you.
Is worth more than all of this.

834
00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:10,913
You broke $425 worth of stuff.

835
00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:14,875
160, 170, 180.

836
00:54:16,169 --> 00:54:18,879
- That's not enough.
- Do you want hair...

837
00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:20,756
No, I don't want any damn hair.

838
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,133
This is best hair in Kazakhstan.
Feel the quality.

839
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,760
I don't want your damn hair.

840
00:54:24,844 --> 00:54:28,430
This is hair from pubis.
I can get 2,000 bags by next Friday.

841
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:31,100
We don't use that stuff in this country.

842
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:32,977
Have you offered them pubic hair?

843
00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:34,770
Yes!

844
00:54:34,854 --> 00:54:36,855
Just give me another 20.

845
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,274
It was a mistake.

846
00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:39,566
You screwed up again.

847
00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:40,901
I didn't see the truck.

848
00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,112
- I slipped on it and that was it.
- Only an idiot could do this.

849
00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:47,449
Would you have believed this
if I had told you? All right. Go. Go. Go.

850
00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:55,541
You've ruined this documentary
and almost bankrupt us.

851
00:54:55,625 --> 00:54:58,127
So call the ministry
and get more money.

852
00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:01,297
What? If I did that,
they would kill us!

853
00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:06,343
California had better be as good
as you say, or we're finished.

854
00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:28,657
You bastard.

855
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,160
What's the matter with you?

856
00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:34,413
How dare you make
hand-party over Pamela.

857
00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:37,041
Why do you care who I
pleasure myself to?

858
00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:39,043
Because I love this woman.

859
00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:42,296
She's the reason
we travel to California!

860
00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:44,214
What?
You lied to me!

861
00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,175
You lied about California!

862
00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,984
Eat my asshole!

863
00:57:18,351 --> 00:57:20,060
Holy...

864
00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:22,354
Okay.

865
00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:49,673
We have a special guest here this evening.
Ruth Feiner is here.

866
00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:51,258
MORTGAGE BROKERS
ANNUAL BANQUET

867
00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,328
Get the fuck out of here!

868
00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:32,049
So bad news.

869
00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:35,594
Azamat have leave.

870
00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:39,598
I wake up, he disappear

871
00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:44,436
and he take Oxana, my bear.

872
00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:46,271
Our bear.

873
00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:50,108
And he also decide to take all money

874
00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:52,444
and also my passport.

875
00:58:56,241 --> 00:59:01,370
And he leave me

876
00:59:01,454 --> 00:59:05,290
only this bag, with a hen

877
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:14,299
and ticket to Kazakhstan.

878
00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,135
But no passport.

879
00:59:19,347 --> 00:59:23,016
But at least he is

880
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:25,644
man enough to leave me

881
00:59:32,151 --> 00:59:33,777
my beautiful.

882
00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:39,825
Which I have cleaned since last night.

883
00:59:43,329 --> 00:59:47,457
And I have decide to

884
00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:49,835
continue making documentary.

885
00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:53,589
Make it without Azamat.

886
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,424
I think it will be better

887
00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:58,969
and we will have more success
without him.

888
01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:38,175
I only want 17 cents, please.

889
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:07,496
I had no car, no money and no Azamat.

890
01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:09,539
The only thing keep me going

891
01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:13,585
was my dream of one day
holding Pamela in my arms

892
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:16,963
and then making romance explosion
on her stomach.

893
01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:29,309
Eventually, I managed to hike a hitchings
with group of young scholars

894
01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,645
also traveling across country.

895
01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:34,690
FRATERNITY BROTHERS
Univ. of S. Carolina

896
01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:38,026
- How you doing? How you doing?
- Where the fuck are you from, baby?

897
01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,611
I am from Kazakhstan.

898
01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,656
- Welcome to fucking America!
- Hey, have a seat. Let's go.

899
01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,367
- What's your name?
- Anthony.

900
01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:46,868
- Anthony?
- Yes.

901
01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:48,704
- Anthony.
- And Justin.

902
01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:51,707
- Justin.
- And David.

903
01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,166
- David.
- Bartender Dave.

904
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:54,710
Very nice.

905
01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:57,379
- Can you open this, please?
- Oh, sure.

906
01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:01,675
Thank you very much.

907
01:02:01,759 --> 01:02:05,887
So you like the bitches out there
in the fucking old Russia, there?

908
01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,723
- What?
- The bitches in old Russia.

909
01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:09,474
How are the women?

910
01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:12,686
The fucking ho's, baby! The fucking girls!

911
01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:14,563
- You fuck the shit out of them!
- Yes!

912
01:02:14,647 --> 01:02:16,022
Then you never call them again.

913
01:02:16,107 --> 01:02:19,818
Why you don't call them? Because
they do not have a telephone, yes?

914
01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:21,361
No, not because of that.

915
01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:24,030
They don't have my respect, you know?
I mean...

916
01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:26,783
So, what are you doing here in America?

917
01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:31,621
They film me travel across U.S. and A.

918
01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:35,208
I don't know what you're saying, man,
but that's cool!

919
01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,918
Let's get drunk!

920
01:02:37,503 --> 01:02:39,296
- Yes! High five!
- High five!

921
01:02:43,634 --> 01:02:45,719
This is America in a bottle.

922
01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:51,016
- Oh, baby!
- Oh, baby!

923
01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:53,935
- Borat, let me hear it. Oh, baby!
- Oh, the baby!

924
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,021
Suck, suck, suck!

925
01:03:01,694 --> 01:03:03,612
Let me tell you game we play.

926
01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:05,280
Can I hear a game you play?

927
01:03:05,364 --> 01:03:09,075
We play a game called
"When the snake eat the pig."

928
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,162
- When the snake eat the huh?
- The snake eat the pig.

929
01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:15,540
- You get a baby mouse, very small...
- Baby mouse?

930
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:22,255
...and you put a bit of cheese
in hole of your chram, until it go inside.

931
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:23,757
That is too crazy for me.

932
01:03:23,841 --> 01:03:26,593
I'll do it.
I don't give a fuck, I'll do it.

933
01:03:26,677 --> 01:03:28,887
Let me ask you this.

934
01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:33,183
Are woman...
Are women your slaves in Russia?

935
01:03:33,726 --> 01:03:35,894
No. Do you have slaves here?

936
01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:37,729
- We wish. We wish.
- No slaves.

937
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:40,023
- It is a shame.
- Hey, Borat.

938
01:03:40,107 --> 01:03:41,191
Big shame. Big shame.

939
01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:42,776
It would be better country if...

940
01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:45,695
Yes, it'd be better country.
We should have slaves.

941
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:49,032
Our country, the minorities
actually have more power.

942
01:03:49,116 --> 01:03:53,703
Anyone that is minority
has the upper hand.

943
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:58,041
We have the Jews. We have anybody
that's against the mainstream.

944
01:03:58,125 --> 01:04:01,002
- Do you want to see my new wife?
- Yes!

945
01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,796
This my new wife.

946
01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:05,882
- Pamela!
- You know her?

947
01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:07,592
Pamela! I know of Pamela.

948
01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:10,136
I will take her virgin for the first time.

949
01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:12,973
- I am going to put this shit on.
- Put it on.

950
01:04:13,057 --> 01:04:15,225
Borat, Borat. We have a lot to talk about.

951
01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:17,435
I will take her virgin. I will uncork her.

952
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,647
Borat, Borat. She is no virgin, Borat.

953
01:04:20,731 --> 01:04:22,732
- Is not true.
- She is no virgin, buddy.

954
01:04:22,817 --> 01:04:26,152
Is not true. Liar!
Liar, liar, your panties on fire.

955
01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:27,779
Borat, shut up.

956
01:04:28,781 --> 01:04:31,992
Small Jacuzzi on a fucking small yacht.

957
01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:33,451
What she do?

958
01:04:34,453 --> 01:04:37,038
- She's sucking some dick, man.
- You see her sucking dick?

959
01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:38,415
This is not her.

960
01:04:38,499 --> 01:04:42,544
I guarantee you that shit's gonna happen.
Don't worry about it.

961
01:04:42,628 --> 01:04:45,589
- That's her, Borat. Sorry.
- Borat, that's her.

962
01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:47,173
This is not her.

963
01:04:47,258 --> 01:04:48,884
It's her. I'm sorry.

964
01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:51,219
- I'm sure it's her.
- I go.

965
01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:53,221
- No, no, no.
- Titty bar.

966
01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:55,098
Come here.

967
01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:56,933
You're my man. You're my man.

968
01:04:57,018 --> 01:04:59,686
I do not know why she is trying to do this.

969
01:04:59,770 --> 01:05:01,605
Come on, Borat. Stay with us, buddy.

970
01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:05,275
We love you. We'll remember you always.
Like I taught you.

971
01:05:05,359 --> 01:05:08,028
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.

972
01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:10,655
You're in America now. You'll make it.

973
01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,407
You... You keep going, okay?

974
01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:15,452
You are bigger than a woman.
You are better than a woman.

975
01:05:15,536 --> 01:05:16,912
We will always be behind you.

976
01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:20,290
- Do not let a woman ever, ever...
- We'll always be...

977
01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:23,001
...make you who you are.

978
01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:25,003
- Goodbye, my friends.
- Goodbye.

979
01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:06,252
My ticket.

980
01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:14,219
How will I get home?

981
01:06:23,562 --> 01:06:25,271
I sorry, my friend.

982
01:06:34,949 --> 01:06:35,991
Go.

983
01:06:37,034 --> 01:06:38,076
Go.

984
01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:41,496
Run to freedom.

985
01:06:42,456 --> 01:06:45,125
Go! Go and live your life!

986
01:07:36,427 --> 01:07:37,761
Come on!

987
01:07:39,930 --> 01:07:42,057
It is good to be here.

988
01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:43,516
CHARLES "CHIP" PICKERING
U.S. Congressman

989
01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:47,479
This is my 10th Pentecostal camp meeting.
A decade.

990
01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:51,649
The bottom line is,
we're a Christian nation now,

991
01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:52,901
JIM SMITH
Chief Justice, State Supreme Court

992
01:07:52,985 --> 01:07:54,903
we were one in the beginning

993
01:07:54,987 --> 01:07:59,449
and we gonna always be a Christian
nation until the good Lord returns. Amen.

994
01:08:01,577 --> 01:08:04,454
I didn't evolve out of a monkey.

995
01:08:04,538 --> 01:08:07,749
I didn't use to be a tadpole.
I is what I is.

996
01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:09,417
Praise you, Jesus.

997
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:13,588
The Bible says that God
was manifest in the flesh

998
01:08:13,672 --> 01:08:15,715
and believed on in the world.

999
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,844
I got good news. Jesus is God in the flesh.

1000
01:08:26,852 --> 01:08:30,146
I don't care what the devil's done to you
or what he's trying to do.

1001
01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:32,816
All you gotta do
is step out of that aisle now

1002
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:34,943
and make your way down to this altar.

1003
01:08:35,027 --> 01:08:37,362
Let's have a little
old-time church right now.

1004
01:08:37,446 --> 01:08:40,573
I need somebody to
pray with me right now. Come on, sir!

1005
01:08:40,658 --> 01:08:44,452
The blood over my neighbor.
I bleed the blood over my church.

1006
01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:50,208
I want you to help me, save me, please.

1007
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:52,585
Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here,

1008
01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:55,130
standing right next to me,
his name is Bolak.

1009
01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:59,551
Would you greet him with a great big
Jesus name for just a couple of minutes?

1010
01:08:59,635 --> 01:09:01,010
Thank you.

1011
01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:04,180
I have no friends.

1012
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:06,307
I am alone in this country.

1013
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:07,934
Nobody like me.

1014
01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:10,103
My only friend, Azamat,

1015
01:09:10,187 --> 01:09:14,023
he take my money and my bear
and he leave me alone.

1016
01:09:14,108 --> 01:09:15,567
Not only this.

1017
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:19,863
The woman I love,
the reason I travel across the country,

1018
01:09:19,947 --> 01:09:23,491
she have do something terrible on a boat,

1019
01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,536
- and now I can never forgive her.
- You have to.

1020
01:09:26,620 --> 01:09:29,789
Is there anybody who can help me?

1021
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:33,126
Yes. The one that can help you
is who we preached about tonight.

1022
01:09:33,210 --> 01:09:35,962
- Jesus.
- Do Jesus like me?

1023
01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:38,631
Absolutely, Jesus loves you.

1024
01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:42,177
Do Jesus like my sons?

1025
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:43,553
Jesus loves your sons.

1026
01:09:43,637 --> 01:09:46,472
Do Jesus love my retard brother, Bilo?

1027
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:48,016
He loves your brother, Bilo.

1028
01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:52,270
Do Jesus love my neighbor,
Nursultan Tulyakbay?

1029
01:09:52,354 --> 01:09:53,855
Yes. He loves everybody.

1030
01:09:53,939 --> 01:09:56,858
Nobody love my neighbor,
Nursultan Tulyakbay.

1031
01:09:58,777 --> 01:10:01,779
Can Jesus heal the pain
that is in my heart?

1032
01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:05,033
Jesus can heal your pain in your heart.

1033
01:10:05,117 --> 01:10:08,119
Make him heal the pain that is in my heart.

1034
01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:11,164
- Lift your hands and begin to worship.
- Lift your hands.

1035
01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:15,001
Would you lift your hands with him
as we pray in the name of Jesus.

1036
01:10:15,085 --> 01:10:16,878
- God, forgive me of my sins.
- God, forgive me...

1037
01:10:16,962 --> 01:10:19,422
- Forgive me, God. Cleanse me.
- Cleanse me.

1038
01:10:19,506 --> 01:10:21,883
Cleanse me, Lord, in the name of Jesus.

1039
01:10:23,802 --> 01:10:25,929
Yeah, let that tongue go. Here it comes.

1040
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:28,556
We're gonna speak in other tongues.

1041
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:30,475
Let that tongue go.

1042
01:10:31,602 --> 01:10:33,811
Yes, God. Yes, God. Yes, God.

1043
01:10:38,067 --> 01:10:40,652
Yes! Yes!

1044
01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:03,299
I will forgive Pamela
and I will go to California.

1045
01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:06,261
I will go to Malibu with me
and my friend, Mr. Jesus

1046
01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:08,179
and together we will take her!

1047
01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:19,148
I took a bus to Los Angeles
with some friends of Mr. Jesus.

1048
01:11:19,733 --> 01:11:21,693
Finally, I had arrived.

1049
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,779
Happy times.

1050
01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:49,220
Marilyn.

1051
01:11:50,055 --> 01:11:51,222
Azamat?

1052
01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:53,308
You traitor!

1053
01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:54,559
Look, I can explain.

1054
01:11:54,643 --> 01:11:57,645
You attack me.
My mustache still taste of your testes!

1055
01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:58,980
Calm down.
Let me explain.

1056
01:11:59,064 --> 01:12:00,690
What did you do with the bear?

1057
01:12:00,774 --> 01:12:03,401
She ran off. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1058
01:12:03,610 --> 01:12:05,903
Hey! Fuck off, Death!

1059
01:12:06,071 --> 01:12:07,655
You need to calm yourself!

1060
01:12:07,740 --> 01:12:09,407
You have to calm down!

1061
01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:16,706
Well, that's another fine
mess you've gotten me into.

1062
01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:23,838
I had not come to Hollywood
to fight a man dressed as Hitler.

1063
01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:28,259
l had come to make
Pamela Andersons my wife.

1064
01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:31,054
So I forgave Azamat.

1065
01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:35,099
I knew you'd make it here, Borat.

1066
01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:38,853
I felt so bad that I prepare this for you.

1067
01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:44,942
It's everything I could find on Pamela.

1068
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:51,783
Last Friday she appeared for a group
who are against cruelty to animals.

1069
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:54,118
Against cruelty to animals?

1070
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:04,379
And tomorrow she's doing a signing.

1071
01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:06,798
She wrote a book.

1072
01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,595
What? A woman has written a book?

1073
01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:15,598
Dr. Yamak would never believe this.

1074
01:13:15,682 --> 01:13:16,724
I know.

1075
01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,938
We will go to this historical event,

1076
01:13:22,022 --> 01:13:23,815
and I will marry Pamela there...

1077
01:13:24,149 --> 01:13:27,235
...but in the traditional Kazakhi way.

1078
01:13:28,487 --> 01:13:30,822
Azamat, let's prepare the
wedding sack.

1079
01:13:32,157 --> 01:13:34,283
You forgive me, yes?

1080
01:13:35,786 --> 01:13:36,953
Yes.

1081
01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:52,844
Having learned many lessons
from U.S. and A,

1082
01:13:52,928 --> 01:13:56,889
I will now teach America
how to have a wedding Kazakhi-style.

1083
01:13:57,891 --> 01:13:59,851
You find more.

1084
01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:10,528
PAMELA ANDERSON
AUTOGRAPH SIGNING Orange, CA

1085
01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:22,623
Very excite. Very excite.

1086
01:14:37,681 --> 01:14:40,183
Hi. Hi, everyone.

1087
01:14:41,852 --> 01:14:43,895
I love you.

1088
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:45,563
It is me, Borat.

1089
01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:49,442
- Well, thanks for coming, you guys.
- Thank you!

1090
01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:57,825
I love Pamela Anderson.

1091
01:14:57,910 --> 01:14:59,368
- Really?
- Yes.

1092
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:06,000
Go ahead.

1093
01:15:06,793 --> 01:15:08,169
- Hi.
- Hello.

1094
01:15:08,253 --> 01:15:09,504
Make it out to someone?

1095
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:11,464
My name Borat Sagdiyev.

1096
01:15:11,548 --> 01:15:14,175
I son of Asimbala Sagdiyev,

1097
01:15:14,259 --> 01:15:16,677
and Boltak, the rapist.

1098
01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,555
I former husband of Oxana Sagdiyev

1099
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,432
who was daughter of Miriam Tulyakbay

1100
01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,559
and Boltak, the rapist.

1101
01:15:25,062 --> 01:15:28,523
I make this for you, this...

1102
01:15:28,607 --> 01:15:30,525
There are our name.

1103
01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:35,321
My name... Your name,
Pamela Anderson and Borat Sagdiyev.

1104
01:15:35,405 --> 01:15:37,031
Here's today's date.

1105
01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:41,410
And this say that it is today's date,
our wedding,

1106
01:15:41,495 --> 01:15:43,621
and then this inside is silk.

1107
01:15:43,705 --> 01:15:46,374
Pamela, will you marry me?

1108
01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:48,209
No, thanks. I'm sorry.

1109
01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:49,961
No. Agreement not necessary.

1110
01:15:53,006 --> 01:15:55,299
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1111
01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:02,306
Get off!

1112
01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:06,561
- Get your own wife!
- Fucking shit!

1113
01:16:06,645 --> 01:16:08,646
Come on, get her!

1114
01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:10,690
Wait, Pamela.

1115
01:16:10,774 --> 01:16:13,401
Don't worry, I nervous too!

1116
01:16:13,485 --> 01:16:15,278
Pamela, wait.

1117
01:16:15,362 --> 01:16:17,321
Pamela, I will give you your own plow.

1118
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:20,491
Get out of the way! Watch out, watch out.

1119
01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:29,125
- Get on the ground.
- Hands behind your back.

1120
01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,460
- Okay. Pamela...
- We're gonna stand you up.

1121
01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:34,338
- Bring your knees up.
- All right.

1122
01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:39,969
Pamela, I am not attracted
to you anymore!

1123
01:16:41,638 --> 01:16:42,680
Not!

1124
01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:53,107
l was humiliated.

1125
01:16:53,191 --> 01:16:55,943
It was time for me to return to New York,

1126
01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:59,530
where a ticket was waiting for me
to fly back home.

1127
01:17:00,365 --> 01:17:05,536
While I sat on the bus, I thought of
my journey over the past three weeks.

1128
01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:08,122
The great times.

1129
01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:10,541
The good times.

1130
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,002
And the shit times.

1131
01:17:13,086 --> 01:17:15,963
Mainly, they were shit times.

1132
01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:20,301
l had come to America
to learn lessons for Kazakhstan

1133
01:17:20,385 --> 01:17:22,386
but what had I learned?

1134
01:17:24,681 --> 01:17:26,724
Suddenly, I realized.

1135
01:17:30,228 --> 01:17:33,731
I had learned that if you chase a dream,

1136
01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:36,901
especially one with plastic chests,

1137
01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:40,780
you can miss the real beauty
in front of your eyes.

1138
01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:47,828
Hi.

1139
01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:52,750
8 MONTHS LATER

1140
01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:58,005
Welcome back in my town of Kuzcek.

1141
01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:02,259
Since I return,
there have been much improvements.

1142
01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:05,054
We no longer have Running of the Jew.

1143
01:18:05,138 --> 01:18:08,099
It's cruel. We Christians now.

1144
01:18:13,063 --> 01:18:14,855
Doltan improve too.

1145
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:17,066
Hey, Doltan. High five!

1146
01:18:18,985 --> 01:18:20,444
Great.

1147
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:22,071
Come my house.

1148
01:18:25,158 --> 01:18:27,743
There Nursultan Tulyakbay.

1149
01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:29,870
He still asshole.

1150
01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:31,539
I get iPod.

1151
01:18:31,623 --> 01:18:33,624
He only get iPod Mini.

1152
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,835
Everybody know it for girls.

1153
01:18:36,336 --> 01:18:37,628
Come.

1154
01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:43,134
And this my beautiful wife.

1155
01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:47,596
Thank you for watch my film.

1156
01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:49,515
I hope you like.

1157
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,020
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