Bleacherade: The Official Sports drink of Emo Kids

Sponsored by the Official Emolympics

Hey Kids! Do you hate everything?
Do you love whining on facebook or showing everyone on the internet your tits?
Do you think Blood On The Dance Floor is a good band?
Did they "save" your life?

Then you'll love bleacherade!

Perfect for long events in the Emolympics like
“How Fast Can You Put on Your Sisters Favorite Pair of Jeans” or
“The Who Didn’t Give a Fuck First A-Thon”

Bleacherade can be yours for one payment of 9.99$ plus shipping and handling.

Bleacherade is not responsible for any Bleacherade product related deaths, nor is the Emolympics.


Please, consider Sponsoring my product
I am trying to get Bleacherade into every Grocery Store in the US.
I promise if you Sponsor and help market my Product you will not be disappointed

My dream in life is to eventually get Bleacherade into every Emos household and to be supplied to every Emo related Sports Event worldwide.

I believe that with YOUR help this can be possible.

I just need some help with getting this Product started
We are already doing fairly well and I have several orders already placed for many bottles of Bleacherade

But I want this product to become bigger than just simple online ordering by Emo Children in need of Bleacherade

I want this product to be in the hands of every Emo by the end of 2016
I think we can do this. So far the reviews for Bleacherade have been fantastic
I believe we just need one big push to get this Product completely off the ground and then everyone will know what Bleacherade is.