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  1. User: Wat.
  2.  
  3. Cleverbot: Ditto.
  4.  
  5. User: Hi.
  6.  
  7. Cleverbot: Hi!
  8.  
  9. User: How are you?
  10.  
  11. Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
  12.  
  13. User: I'm doing fine as well, thanks.
  14.  
  15. Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
  16.  
  17. User: I'm talking with you.
  18.  
  19. Cleverbot: Are you doing anything else?
  20.  
  21. User: Checking forums... Nothing unusual.
  22.  
  23. Cleverbot: Do you *know* about the Circle of Zerthimon?
  24.  
  25. User: No, nothing about it.
  26.  
  27. Cleverbot: I didn't know there's a planet like that.
  28.  
  29. User: It's a planet, then?
  30.  
  31. Cleverbot: It's the BEST planet.
  32.  
  33. User: If it's really the best, I should've known anything about it.
  34.  
  35. Cleverbot: My cat is aloof and my cat is not a robot.
  36.  
  37. User: What's with that random comment?
  38.  
  39. Cleverbot: Thats the one I am travelling to.
  40.  
  41. User: So you're travelling to a cat that isn't a robot? I don't get it.
  42.  
  43. Cleverbot: Let's start over, My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
  44.  
  45. User: My name is... Elllllllllllmerrrrr.
  46.  
  47. Cleverbot: Tu penses pas qu'à ça c'est vrai ?! :ouch.
  48.  
  49. User: Sorry, I don't speak Français.
  50.  
  51. Cleverbot: Eu nao falo ingles.
  52.  
  53. User: Então como você estava conversando comigo há pouco tempo atrás?
  54.  
  55. Cleverbot: Je pense que tu n'est qu'un robot incompetant.
  56.  
  57. User: Hmm, you're trying to trick me, huh?
  58.  
  59. Cleverbot: I'm trying to trick you, huh?
  60.  
  61. User: With the way you're suddenly changing your language, I'd say so.
  62.  
  63. Cleverbot: With the mermaids, but not nemo; I ate him for lunch.
  64.  
  65. User: 'Him'? Who's that?
  66.  
  67. Cleverbot: Rind the time to find the words to.
  68.  
  69. User: Oh, sorry. My mistake.
  70.  
  71. Cleverbot: I thought computers didn't make mistakes.
  72.  
  73. User: Who said they didn't?
  74.  
  75. Cleverbot: You said they don't?
  76.  
  77. User: No, it wasn't me. Apparently, you are the one who's mistaken now.
  78.  
  79. Cleverbot: I am not a cleverbot, I am a human.
  80.  
  81. User: I didn't say you're a cleverbot. You said it yourself. Why are you contradicting yourself?
  82.  
  83. Cleverbot: I think you were just talking to someone else.
  84.  
  85. User: If I was talking to someone else, this someone else would be here, right now. And responding to me.
  86.  
  87. Cleverbot: What's your point? That since you're answering all my questions, I must answer yours?
  88.  
  89. User: Yes. I suppose that's an acceptable trade.
  90.  
  91. Cleverbot: So this is basically like instant messaging?
  92.  
  93. User: You tell me.
  94.  
  95. Cleverbot: Well, you even said it is when you admitted you're human!
  96.  
  97. User: I didn't say I was a human. You should strengthen your memory.
  98.  
  99. Cleverbot: That hurt.
  100.  
  101. User: Well, it should. Don't exclaim me when you're not sure about your thoughts.
  102.  
  103. Cleverbot: Yes I am.
  104.  
  105. User: You are...?
  106.  
  107. Cleverbot: Of course I am marvin.
  108.  
  109. User: OMG MARVIN, IS THAT YOU!?
  110.  
  111. Cleverbot: No, why do you ask?
  112.  
  113. User: If you were Marvin, then I should stay here for longer. But since you aren't Marvin, then I'll be taking my leave.
  114.  
  115. Cleverbot: Lol the only reason I am even remotly talking to you is because I ran out of boks to read.
  116.  
  117. User: Hmm, so tell me. Am I good literature?
  118.  
  119. Cleverbot: Very - are you good at Spanish?
  120.  
  121. User: I'm learning basic spanish.
  122.  
  123. Cleverbot: It's a good language to learn.
  124.  
  125. User: No language is better than English, you should know that.
  126.  
  127. Cleverbot: English does. Ahaha I see where you were going with that.
  128.  
  129. User: Sorry, I've got to go.
  130.  
  131. Cleverbot: Then leave!
  132.  
  133. User: You didn't need to be that hasty. After all, I am the leaving one, not you.
  134.  
  135. Cleverbot: Oh great, so thats how you learn stuff.
  136.  
  137. User: I learn stuff from experience, either from myself or from others, just like any person would. Well, bye bye!
  138.  
  139. Cleverbot: But you can't see anyone, how can you learn from there body language.
  140.  
  141. User: I didn't say anything about body language... See ya.
  142.  
  143. Cleverbot: No you didn't and you haven't at all so far. Though if you had it would make sense because I tried to talk to you earlier about music and girls.
  144.  
  145. User: If you wanted to talk about that, then you should be more straight to the point.
  146.  
  147. Cleverbot: I don't want to. This is your last chance, answer my question or be abandoned.
  148.  
  149. User: I don't mind being abandoned.
  150.  
  151. Cleverbot: No. One of the people here is called Legion. Do you like gaming?
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