Game 1
In-Game
sMyron: u good nami?
sMyron: k
sMyron: im not going to gank a losing lane
sMyron: you know how squishy i am?
sMyron: im going to instantly die and give them more gold
sMyron: WHERE IS MY TEM
sMyron: FGUCKING HELP ME
sMyron: I PIJNG DRAKE
sMyron: YOU ARE MEANT TO FUCKLINGF HELP
sMyron: JNHOT SIT EHTE
sMyron: ff
sMyron: jax
sMyron: you
sMyron: can
sMyron: tank
sMyron: thenm
sMyron: go
sMyron: no
sMyron: more ganks
sMyron: ever
sMyron: for anby lane
sMyron: at all
sMyron: fudk all of you
sMyron: legit
sMyron: NOOB
sMyron: LOL
sMyron: PLAYS JAX
sMyron: CALLS ME A NOOB
sMyron: FOR TRYING TO HELP HIM
sMyron: OK
sMyron: MUTED
sMyron: REPORTED
sMyron: actually
sMyron: useless
sMyron: trist
sMyron: repor tjax
sMyron: Please
sMyron: He was recalling full hp qwhjen i was fighintg
sMyron: gg
sMyron: Report
sMyron: my team
sMyron: nice jax
sMyron: stay op
sMyron: top
sMyron: so useless
sMyron: Whya re you FUCKING PINGING ME
sMyron: IM 1` GFUCKING HP
sMyron: Report jax
sMyron: Useless animal
sMyron: LOL
sMyron: NAMI
sMyron: EASIEST CHAMP
sMyron: lmao
sMyron: Says vi
sMyron: gives me double buiffs 5 times
sMyron: Kat
sMyron: Just because
sMyron: You are playing
sMyron: You realise
sMyron: That i die
sMyron: From anytyhing
sMyron: I have 1.3k hp
sMyron: no mr
sMyron: no armor
sMyron: i die
sMyron: From 1
sMyron: Auto attack
sMyron: gg
sMyron: report all my team
sMyron: useless
sMyron: Everyone is useless
sMyron: foreign people that dont know english
sMyron: Nice english
sMyron: Where did you go to school?
sMyron: CAn you even afford it?
sMyron: I bet you live in a box outside a crusty store that the owner feeds you hes shit because he feels bad for you
sMyron: nice'
sMyron: So good at the game vi
Post-Game
sMyron: cant even land a q
sMyron: well dopne
sMyron: iamgine playing
sMyron: an easy jungler
sMyron: and still talking shkt
sMyron: you must be
sMyron: a
sMyron: really
sMyron: insecure player
Game 2
Pre-Game
sMyron: asol jungle?
sMyron: you cant be fucking serious
sMyron: tell me you're going asol jungle
sMyron: so i can dodge
sMyron: it really isnt funny tyhough
sMyron: all my teams fucking troll
In-Game
sMyron: this looks like a dub to me
sMyron: can i?
sMyron: k
sMyron: wtf was that catr,
sMyron: charm
sMyron: your charm went through Yi and 5 minions and landed on me
sMyron: Good game
sMyron: god coding
sMyron: k
sMyron: WHERE
sMyron: IS MY TEMA
sMyron: yi
sMyron: just because you got a triple early
sMyron: doesnt mean you cant be killed
sMyron: just saying
sMyron: gg
sMyron: somehow
sMyron: ahri
sMyron: is
sMyron: 4/1
sMyron: fed
sMyron: fed
sMyron: i cant do anyhting
sMyron: we lose
sMyron: agaion
sMyron: bcz
sMyron: of
sMyron: my
sMyron: team
sMyron: nice
sMyron: yi
sMyron: just
sMyron: ff
sMyron: we lost
sMyron: na
sMyron: its over
sMyron: we've lost
sMyron: yes im fucking pinging you
sMyron: ahri
sMyron: hjas
sMyron: is fed
sMyron: bcz of you
sMyron: uyahj
sMyron: you gave her
sMyron: 2
sMyron: kills
sMyron: free
sMyron: and another one
sMyron: 3 kills
sMyron: yea ok
sMyron: you literally
sMyron: gave her another kill
sMyron: just ow
sMyron: now
sMyron: 450g
sMyron: exactly
sMyron: free kill
sMyron: you're inting
sMyron: dont feed
sMyron: and you just did
sMyron: nice
sMyron: report yi
sMyron: plase
sMyron: 4 free kioslls
sMyron: free kills
sMyron: 4
sMyron: no
sMyron: 5
sMyron: free kills
sMyron: He thinks hes good
sMyron: bcz hes palying yi
sMyron: another great team
sMyron: almost died to golems
sMyron: btw
sMyron: just saying
sMyron: they cant baron
sMyron: gj guyhs
sMyron: yea
sMyron: hes playing yio
sMyron: you 4expect him to have one?
sMyron: muted
sMyron: gg
sMyron: ez
sMyron: is focusing
sMyron: the fucking lee
sMyron: instead of the vayne
sMyron: what
sMyron: is
sMyron: this
sMyron: team
sMyron: ff
sMyron: yea and i would like to get 10mil in my banks right now
sMyron: but its not going to happen is it
sMyron: ?
sMyron: nice aa range
sMyron: Across the map
sMyron: yi
sMyron: i got ganked
sMyron: 10 times
sMyron: and you fed my lane
sMyron: ez
sMyron: you're fucking useless
sMyron: And all of this because yi decided to feed all the lanes
sMyron: Report yi
Post-Game
sMyron: Report yi
sMyron: threw the game
sMyron: got 3 kills early
sMyron: and then fed
sMyron: my lane
sMyron: top
sMyron: and bot
sMyron: and then he thinks hes right
sMyron: bcz hes got the most kills
sMyron: and the most broken champ in the game
sMyron: amazes me how im the only person that gets these teams
sMyron: IM 2/8 BECAUSE YOIU FED MY LANE
sMyron: EVERY FUYCKIUNG GANK
sMyron: YOUY DIED
sMyron: TO THE AHRI
sMyron: 7 TIMES
sMyron: HE WAS GONNA PICK A SOL JUNGLE
sMyron: IAMGINE
Game 3
Pre-Game
sMyron: Cait
sMyron: Your name actually worries me
sMyron: I get those goosebumps every time
sMyron: no
sMyron: i dont play safe
sMyron: iom a god
In-Game
sMyron: this skin makes syndra look like a bitch
sMyron: not worth 1350
sMyron: Where is warning ping
sMyron: that udyr
sMyron: is in river
sMyron: ?
sMyron: "smurf'
sMyron: game is over
sMyron: gg
sMyron: hahahahaha
sMyron: Report this team
sMyron: please
sMyron: bot trolling
sMyron: jungle is "smurfing" no ganks
sMyron: game is over
sMyron: yea ik
sMyron: i said
sMyron: not
sMyron: bot
sMyron: not sup
sMyron: bot is adc
sMyron: its over
sMyron: wee lost
sMyron: no point
sMyron: now he has flash
sMyron: dumb cuntr
sMyron: LOOK AT YOU
sMyron: LOOK
sMyron: SITTINGHTEWER
sMyron: DOING NTOHING
sMyron: Report this jungle
sMyron: HOLKY FUCK
sMyron: all muted tryn reported
sMyron: nice
sMyron: vote no
sMyron: give mundo a free double 2 mins in
sMyron: tdont gank any lane
sMyron: Smurf though
sMyron: yea
sMyron: gg garbage team
Post-Game
sMyron: we lost in champ select
sMyron: where tyrn
sMyron: "im a smurtf"
sMyron: no
sMyron: ganks
sMyron: no help
sMyron: only talk shit
sMyron: You know why?
sMyron: I died/
sMyron: /
sMyron: BECAUSE
sMyron: USYR
sMyron: OWNS A BRAIN
sMyron: AND GANKED
sMyron: BUT TRYN
sMyron: DIDNT
sMyron: I GOT GANKED BY EVERY LANE
sMyron: 9 TIMES
sMyron: PLAYS CAIT
sMyron: LOL
sMyron: OK BUD
sMyron: CALM DOWN
sMyron: TALK SHIT AFTER YOU GET GANKED 9 TIMES