Yo listen up, hear my story begin
Finance was brand new as a discipline
Mathematically attackin the status quo
Fischer Black made dough from the knowledge he bestowed
now hes gone he's passed on but dont be quick to count your losses
its time for a brand new generation of bosses
BU MF come up in the game
grab yourself a piece of the fortune and the fame

Some call us nerds, and some call us losers
just cause we know how to use Computers
Don't worry bro, we ain't mad at ya
we're too busy integrating with Mathematica
Howdaya do it, optimization?
what you need is a brain confiscation.
I'm a math sensation, a finance titan
I got bernoulli in my head, if you listen I'll enlighten

Lyasoff, Detemple, Kardaras, Nowotny,
I sat through their classes, now noone can stop me
Just watch me make the loot and by the end of the day
I got more full-time offers than my man She-Way.
My Hayday is now at time t=0
and the ladies agree im their mathematical Hero.
Holy macarole, we derive Black-Scholes
Cause we dig mad deep like big back hoes

diggin up the earth, till death from birth
no risk neutral measure knows my worth.
I'm a curse to the MBAs, quantitatively end their ways
The Herse that takes em to their graves, In Hell I'll make em all my slaves.
Elite brain waves manufacture martingales
I can tell you the odds of a heads or a tales
I'm cold, calculated, free from emotion
and I got a hot model named Brownian Motion