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  1. Story time :clock12::clock12: sisters :information_desk_person:‍♀️:information_desk_person:‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish :heart:️:heart:️and my headphones got unplugged :weary::weary: and it played bad guy out loud :loud_sound::loud_sound:so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls :two_women_holding_hands: :two_women_holding_hands: were completely vibing to it:couplekiss::couplekiss: and they were like slayyyyy:knife::knife:sisterrr:skull_crossbones:️:skull_crossbones:️and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said:speaking_head:️:speaking_head:️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK :flushed::flushed:and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life :pray::pray: i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella:older_man::older_man: and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful :bomb::bomb:" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan:japanese_ogre::japanese_ogre:well i wasn't going to let blasphemy:rage::rage:go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell:back::back: and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls":stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:but then i felt an evil force rising:flushed::flushed:it was xxxtentacion:astonished::astonished: he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh":face_palm:‍♀️:face_palm:‍♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won :wink::wink: and spread World peace :v:️:v:️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters :coffee::coffee:stay tuned for my fenti beauty :lipstick::lipstick: giveaway :tada::tada:and remember praise allah everyday:hugging::hugging:
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