Go on a server today
You might wanna play
But the only thing that'll happen
Is people will say
...
How much do ya want for that hat?

Cos team fortress 2
No, hat fortress 2
This war themed hat simulator we all do

The aim of the game
Is no longer to gain
The win for the team over
The other brother
-it is now-

/Chorus/
Team fortress 2, Team fortress 2oo
What did hats and trading do to youooo
Whoah whoah whoah
Team fortress 2, Team fortress 2oo
I try and wish to myself that it aint true
Oh no no no
/chorus/

So you wanna go to lan
You're pretty good (I am!)
But how're ya gonna get
anywhere with that hat?

I mean your hat is pretty bland
It aint got no effect
No flames, no confetti no nothing

So you better go online
And while there spend time
On outpost, trading post and bazaar

That hat won't come cheap
But if at night you wanna sleep
You gotta get. That haaaa haa haaat

/Chorus/
Team fortress 2, Team fortress 2oo
What did hats and trading do to youooo
Whoah whoah whoah
Team fortress 2, Team fortress 2oo
I try and wish to myself that it aint true
Oh no no no
/chorus/