connie demico - is pheobe diamond

Hey, Brian, the guy who wrote this, his name? Charles Dickens.
- Oh, yeah.
- I want an explanation, mister.
Hey, Connie pulled a power move.
When the most popular girl in school asks you to the dance, you don't say no, you say "Haba-haba-haba OK.
" I can't understand why you'd dump your daughter for Connie Demico.
It's simple transference.
To Peter, Connie Demico is Phoebe Diamond, the most popular girl in his school.
Oh, my God.
I think he's right.
When I try to speed things up in bed, I'm not thinkin' of Connie, I'm thinkin' of Phoebe.
This whole thing is ridiculous.
I forbid you from goin' to that dance.
You can't tell me what to do.
You're not my real mom! - End of discussion! - Thank you for ruining my life! You don't remember what it's like to be my age! I'm two years younger than you! I hate you! Greg Allman, how did you handle it when life got you down? Me? I did a lot of drugs, married some broad named Cher and I wouldn't recommend either one of 'em.
I gotta fight for my right to party.
Whoa-ah! Argh! - Thanks, Spider-Man.
- Everybody gets one.
- Sweetie? - You married a total jerk! Honey, he didn't mean to hurt you.
And, you know, you could still go to the dance.