-- emptyBucket [EB] began trolling ebbingCrescent [EC] at 21:19 --
EB: Hey gurlfriend!
EC: ...WHAT, i'm BUSY...
EB: Never too busy
EB: For love
EB: Or hate
EB: Whatever you want
EB: I'm fine with either really
EC: ...you ARE such A quadrant WHORE...
EB: I can't heeelp it
EB: My lusus will kill me if I don't
EC: ...I don't KNOW why I still TALK to YOU...
EC: ...at LEAST your LUSUS doesn't TRY to EAT you ON a DAILY basis...
EC: ...WELL...
EC: ...whenever I go TO feed HIM...
EB: Pfft mine is sooo much worse
EB: Fuck or die, yo, fuck or die. That's all that's ever implied.
EC: ...have YOU even FOUND a SUCCESFULL relationship YET?...
EC: ...I doubt I'D ever BE able TO tolerate SOMEONE for THAT long, FLUSHED or ASHEN....
EB: No it usually ends in tears, or death, or pain.
EB: Mostly tears though.
EB: Not uh from me or anything.
EC: ...YOU know, EVERY conversation WITH you, JUST makes ME feel EXTREMELY sorry FOR you...
EB: Pity eh
EB: That's good
EC: ...MAYBE that's WHY i CONTINUALLY PUT up WITH your SHIT...
EB: Blah blah blah, we can talk about my terrible quadrant life later.
EB: We need to discuss important shit.
EB: Like how I need a quirk
EC: ...OH, i REMEMBER now...
EB: Or that dumb game.
EC: ...what NO, your STUPID quirk ISN'T important...
EB: Yes it is
EC: ...I saw SOMETHING a FEW nights GO...
EC: ...*AGO...
EB: Bitches love a good quirk.
EC: ...IGNORING that...
EB: In one of those crazy dreams?
EC: ...I wasn't SURE, i SAW it WHILE watching THE stars...
EC: ...IT was A gold PLANET...
EC: ...i WAS on IT...
EC: ...IN a REALLY gaudy OUTFIT too...
EB: Bet you could make a nifty ring or something out of it
EB: Bitches also love jewelry
EC: ...SHUT up, I'M trying TO have A serious CONVERSATION with YOU...
EB: Fine fine
EC: ...we CAN discuss WHAT bitches LIKE after THIS...
EC: ...and BY discuss I mean I'LL ignore YOU and GO make MY measurements...
EC: ...anyway, IT didn't FEEL like A normal DREAM...
EB: Don't come crying to me when the drone comes and asks for buckets
EB: And by that I mean
EB: Yes
EB: Come to me
EC: ...IF it WAS even A dream...
EC: ...i'll KEEP that IN mind...
EB: We can make that drone stare in awe
EC: ...THAT is JUST obscene, PLEASE stop...
EB: Fiiine maybe later ;)
EB: Anyway, go on~
EC: ...can YOU pull YOUR nook OUT of THE bucket AND help ME figure IT out...
EC: ...OK...
EC: ...BASICALLY it SEEMED really IMPORTANT...
EC: ...SOME of THE other IDIOTS i PUT up WITH were THERE too...
EC: ...i DIDN'T recognize THE stars IN the SKY either...