Chew my things into pieces
This is my puppy's retort
Teething, he's seizing
Don't give a bark if I find my stuff thwart

This is my puppy's retort

Chew my things into pieces
He's reached his puppy retort
Teething, he's seizing
Don't give a bark if I find my stuff thwart
Do you even care if my home's left in tatters?

Would it be wrong, would it be right
If he chewed all things in sight?
Chances are that he might
Destruction, he's contrite
And I'm contemplating doggy school

'Cause I'm losing my shoes, losing my grip
Wish somebody would give me a tip
Losing my shoes, losing my grip
Wish somebody would give me a tip

I never thought he'd chew all I see
'Til it was too late, and he chewed so free
Hungry, feeding on cushions, his jaws were so good
Downward spiral, how do I make him be good?

It all started with his first baby tooth
No love for my stuff, just love for the chew
Searching to find a toy that he won't devour
Finding nothing but remnants and hours

'Cause I'm losing my shoes, losing my grip
Wish somebody would give me a tip
Losing my shoes, losing my grip
Wish somebody would give me a tip

Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm chasing and I'm biting
I'm biting, I'm biting
I'm biting, I'm biting

I can't go on living this way

Chew my things into pieces
This is my puppy's retort
Teething, he's seizing
Don't give a bark if I find my stuff thwart

Would it be wrong, would it be right
If he chewed all things in sight?
Chances are that he might
Destruction, he's contrite
And I'm contemplating doggy school

'Cause I'm losing my shoes, losing my grip
Wish somebody would give me a tip
Losing my shoes, losing my grip
Wish somebody would give me a tip

Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm chasing and I'm biting

I can't go on living this way

Can't go on
Living this way
Nothing's alright