Rusty McRusty says, "i could have been a genius and ushered in a golden age of science"
  The solution begins to bubble.
  The solution begins to bubble.
Rusty McRusty says, "but no i had to work on space station 14"
  The solution begins to bubble.
  The solution begins to bubble.
Rusty McRusty says, "13"
  The solution begins to bubble.
  The solution begins to bubble.
Clare Lynde  [145.9] asks, "The HoS is a wizard?"
  The solution begins to bubble.
  The solution begins to bubble.
Miles Blue  [145.9] says, "Was"
You add the beaker to the machine!
Burt Kelley  [145.9] says, "He's not the HoS Clare"
San Twitch  [135.4] asks, "is there a cure for lag?"
You add the beaker to the machine!
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.4] says, "space-time delay cannot be cured"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "space-time delay cannot be cured"
Benjamin David  [145.9] stammers, "ii  wwannnt prrrrotteeec!!"
Tanner Schaeffer  [135.4] says, "try praying"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "try praying"
  The solution begins to bubble.
  The solution begins to bubble.
  The solution begins to bubble.
  The solution begins to bubble.
  The solution begins to bubble.
Hal St. Walker  [145.9] says, "AI, open these doors."
Benjamin David  [145.9] stammers, "ii doon'ttt  wwaannttt  ddiieee  ttoooowwiizzzzzzzaaarrdd"
You add the beaker to the machine!
The Choo Choo McBoogie scratches.
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "AI open"
Miles Blue  [145.9] says, "Wizard in genetics"
AI  [145.9] states, "Bruce Mcmullen has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Tanner Schaeffer has added Chemical space suit pill bottle to the backpack!
Micheal Greenwood  [145.9] says, "AI, please bolt all door leading to the engine"
You swallow Chemical space suti pill.
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "AI open"
You swallow Chemical space suti pill.
You swallow Chemical space suti pill.
The Choo Choo McBoogie scratches.
Kim Jong Poopmuscle  [145.9] says, "Enrique Jowers is the other wizard, confirmed."
You swallow Chemical space suti pill.
Benjamin David  [145.9] stammers, "MMEEE??"
You swallow Chemical space suti pill.
You swallow Chemical space suti pill.
Benjamin David  [145.9] stammers, "ii    kkiilllleedd    tttthhhee chhaaappllaainn??"
Rusty McRusty says, "ooh man this shit is good"
You swallow Chemical space suti pill.
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "AI OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
You swallow Chemical space suti pill.
The Mr. Fisting waves his tail.
You swallow Chemical space suti pill.
You swallow Chemical space suti pill.
Zako2 earned the That's No Moon, That's A Gourmand! medal.
Tanner Schaeffer says, "oh man this shit is butt"
Rusty McRusty twitches violently.
Central Commonwealth Update

Research Announcement

Centcom congratulates the scientists of the station for reaching Tier 2 of Disease Research.

The Research Shuttle has been Called and will leave shortly!
The Research Shuttle has been Called and will leave shortly!
Miles Blue  [145.9] asks, "Geneticist?"
The Research Shuttle has Moved!
Tanner Schaeffer farts and says, "Mmm! Sexy!"
cluwne  [145.9] stammers, ":::hhhhYess  yyoooouu cccaaaan.."
You take Chemical space suit pill from Chemical space suit pill bottle.
cluwne  [145.9] stammers, "Caan  yyoouu    hheellpp  mmeee??"
AI  [145.9] states, "Security requested in VR room."
Tanner Schaeffer has added Chemical space suit pill bottle to the backpack!
San Twitch  [135.4] says, "do i need"
You slipped!
AI  [145.9] states, "Matthew Phillips has signed up as Assistant."
Tanner Schaeffer spits acid at Bruce McMullen!
San Twitch  [135.4] asks, "the full 10 units of sugar and potasium for the smoke? or can i extract 15 units of it to make more room for other stuff?"
Benjamin David  [145.9] says, "otherfuck"
You slipped!
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] says, "I JUST SAW A CHANGELING"
Hal St. Walker  [145.9] exclaims, "AI, open medbay, I need to get this guy in!"
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] says, "TANNER SCHAEFFER"
Poopmuscle earned the You're no Elminster! medal.
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] exclaims, "AI!"
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] says, "Can you please open EVA so I can chase it down"
Mister Russell  [145.9] says, "Tanner is a changeling"
AI  [145.9] states, "Ken Smokesabit has signed up as Clown."
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "AI door"
AI  [145.9] states, "Sky Clout has signed up as Assistant."
Skyclout earned the Fish medal.
cluwne  [145.9] gibbers, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME u grifeING FAGGOT!!!"
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] asks, "AI you there?"
AI  [145.9] states, "A medical doctor should not be chasing down changelings in the EVA room, Bruce."
Michael Zimmer  [145.9] gibbers, "CAPTAINS A COMDOM!!!!!"
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] says, "Well"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "let me out please"
Tanner Schaeffer spits acid at Duke Pukem!
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] says, "Do you see anyone ELSE doig it"
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] says, "SOMEONE has too, and I will step up to the challenge"
Hal St. Walker  [145.9] says, "Genetics, I've got a body for you."
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] asks, "So. door?"
Hal St. Walker  [145.9] says, "Fuck, wizard in genetics"
AI  [145.9] states, "I cannot do that."
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "AI door"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
AI  [145.9] states, "Carl Cressman has signed up as Assistant."
Bruce Mcmullen says, "NO"
Duke Pukem has grabbed Tanner Schaeffer passively!
Bruce Mcmullen says, "DONT SPACE IT"
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "AI door"
Duke Pukem has thrown Tanner Schaeffer.
AI  [145.9] states, "Issac Stroh has signed up as Assistant."
Kevin Bacon  [145.9] says, "HELP IM BEING MURDERED"
Kevin Bacon  [145.9] says, "IN MEDBAY"
Benjamin David  [145.9] says, "please"
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "AI DOOR"
AI  [145.9] states, "Roscoe Robinson has signed up as Assistant."
AI  [145.9] states, "An electrician shouldn't be in hydroponics, Kurt."
Allen Beach  [145.9] exclaims, "HEY!"
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "AI OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"
Allen Beach  [145.9] exclaims, "ELECTRuNeeCS DooDE!"
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "Yes i can"
Allen Beach  [145.9] exclaims, "YuooR MuNSTER eeS REeDY!!!"
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "They said they wanted me in there"
You begin to recover.
Micheal Greenwood  [145.9] says, "AI, open genetics"
AI  [145.9] states, "Bontrager Hardcase has signed up as Assistant."
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] says, "Duke"
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] says, "Can I go changeling hunting"
You begin to recover.
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "AI DOOR"
You take Chemical space suit pill from Chemical space suit pill bottle.
Carl Sagan  [145.9] says, "woah wizard"
Tanner Schaeffer has added Chemical space suit pill bottle to the backpack!
AI  [145.9] states, "Wizard detected in bridge."
Benjamin David  [145.9] says, "wtf"
Benjamin David  [145.9] says, "help"
Micheal Greenwood  [145.9] says, "AI, open the bridge"
AI  [145.9] states, "Wizard detected in bridge."
AI  [145.9] states, "Wizard lost."
Tanner Schaeffer expels intestinal gas through the anus.
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] asks, "can i get a doctor to patch me up at the fitness room?"
Tanner Schaeffer burps! He farted out of his mouth!! That's Showtime's style, baby.
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "im lazy"
Kim Jong Poopmuscle  [145.9] says, "AI, open radios all over the station so we can hear there the wizards teleport."
You swallow Chemical space suit pill.
Tanner Schaeffer farts timidly.
Bolshevik Muppet  [145.9] says, "Security, Roy McCoyJenks is attacking people with a chainsaw. Goddamn that hurt."
Roy McCoyJenks  [145.9] says, "ya big baby"
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "Yeah he got me too"
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "ok i should be fine"
Issac Stroh  [145.9] says, "Yeah, he jushg aggagghed me goo."
Roy McCoyJenks  [145.9] says, "listen to all those babies"
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "alrighty"
AI  [145.9] states, "Edgar Smith has signed up as Assistant."
Redrick Schuhart  [145.9] says, "wheres the janitor when you need the bastard"
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "time to hunt down a rouge"
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "what the f"
Benjamin David  [145.9] says, "hello"
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "people are out for me lol"
AI  [145.9] states, "Rodrick Brachtt has signed up as Assistant."
You slipped!
You slipped!
Enrique Jowers  [145.9] says, "Hi faggots im the wizard"
You slipped!
Enrique Jowers  [145.9] says, "I'm on zeta"
You slipped!
You slipped!
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "hello"
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] asks, "Wazzup wizzy?"
Tanner Schaeffer farts and says, "Mmm! Sexy!"
Micheal Greenwood  [145.9] asks, "You missing your staff?"
AI  [145.9] states, "Max Altmann has signed up as Assistant."
Tanner Schaeffer lets out a girly little 'toot' from his butt.
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "your a doctor why are you back here"
You slipped!
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "please leave"
Tanner Schaeffer farts so hard he's certain poop came out with it, but dares not find out.
OOC: H3half: .
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence for the Research Outpost has been engaged.
Detonation in T-30 seconds!
Tanner Schaeffer farted! It reminds you of your grandmother's queefs.
Brian Beail  [145.9] exclaims, "Off the research station NOW!"
Tanner Schaeffer releases flatus.
Roy McCoyJenks  [145.9] says, "hey retarded security guard outside the kitchen"
Hal St. Walker  [145.9] says, "AI, open the kitchen"
Roy McCoyJenks  [145.9] says, "he killd himself"
Tanner Schaeffer is a flatulent whore.
Roy McCoyJenks  [145.9] says, "he KILLED HIMSELF"
Roy McCoyJenks  [145.9] says, "WITH THE REVOLVER"
Tanner Schaeffer f a r t s !
Tanner Schaeffer lets out a girly little 'toot' from his butt.
Tanner Schaeffer shat his pants!
Central Commonwealth Update

Research Announcement

Centcom congratulates the scientists of the station for reaching Tier 2 of Robotics Research.

Tanner Schaeffer farted! It reminds you of your grandmother's queefs.
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence for the Research Outpost has been disengaged!
Hal St. Walker  [145.9] exclaims, "A man's life is in the balance, open the kitchen!"
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] asks, "Hey wizard?"
Bruce Mcmullen  [145.9] says, "WIZARD IN BRIG"
Tanner Schaeffer farts loudly!
Tanner Schaeffer releases flatus.
Tanner Schaeffer farts. It smells like atmos in here now!
Tanner Schaeffer suffers from flatulence!
You slipped!
You slipped!
You slipped!
Tanner Schaeffer expels intestinal gas through the anus.
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] asks, "Hey wizard wanna hang out?"
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "security benjamin david is primary aft hallway"
AI  [145.9] states, "Shrike Rook has signed up as Assistant."
Kurt Ambrose  [145.9] says, "I know its been a lonely 50 years in wizard school."
AI  [145.9] states, "Xevli Blitz has signed up as Assistant."
AI  [145.9] states, "Wizard has been spotted in maintenance access."
Brian Beail  [145.9] asks, "HoS, you here?"
Tanner Schaeffer farts. It smells like pizza!
Tanner Schaeffer farts. It smells like pizza!
Tanner Schaeffer farts. It smells like pizza!
AI  [145.9] states, "Now past external access."
Tanner Schaeffer likes the smell of his own farts.
Mister Russell  [145.9] says, "HoS was a wizard"
Marcus Hirschbine  [145.9] says, "thank you for the help bolshevik"
Tanner Schaeffer shat his pants!
Super Ted  [145.9] says, "I found this strange pill called the chemical space suit pill and now I can go outerspace without a space suit."
AI  [145.9] states, "Maximilian Haynes has signed up as Assistant."
Tanner Schaeffer farts. It smells like Soylent Surprise!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Duke Pukem says, "what kind of expenriment"
John Greene says, "Captain."
Marcus Hirschbine says, "help"
Chibl Chau says, "youll see"
Hal St. Walker says, "It's called detaining, I saw something that very well could have been a murder."
Marcus Hirschbine says, "doc"
Xevli Blitz says, "I volunteer, Mattias."
Roy McCoyJenks says, "no"
Xevli Blitz says, "Where are you."
John Conway says, "pull meeee"
Duke Pukem says, "no I'd rather not actually."
Roy McCoyJenks says, "its called idiocy"
Hal St. Walker says, "NOW I check everything"
Marcus Hirschbine says, "medbay"
Mattias Nillson says, "at robotics"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "i was explaining it to you and you stunned me"
Benjamin David says, "try kill me again"
Hal St. Walker says, "You're an idiot."
Xevli Blitz says, "I don't even know what you're asking, But okay."
Benjamin David says, "motherfuck"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "yea ok."
John Conway says, "Thank god."
Redrick Schuhart says, "suck on that monkey"
Chibl Chau says, "I neeed a helmet"
Marcus Hirschbine says, "GET BENJAMIN"
John Conway says, "Kevin"
Benjamin David says, "out guy"
Alec Abrams says, "JESUS STOP SHOOTING MEEEE...oh...hey..."
John Conway asks, "You have a medkit on you?"
Chibl Chau says, "Hey"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "you dont seem to be doing much expect wandering around"
Chibl Chau asks, "You okay?"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "except."
Alec Abrams says, "...Oh...shit...I'm deaf."
Hal St. Walker says, "Damn"
Mattias Nillson says, "come in"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "ai open up the bridge i am stuck inside"
Hal St. Walker says, "Must have dropped my anyalyzer earlier"
Xevli Blitz says, "Now what do you need."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "wizard is hiding"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "in a locker"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "in mining"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "wtf"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "thankyou ai"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "yea"
Hal St. Walker asks, "where's the extinguisher?"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "hacker style baby"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "gotta kill a miner"
Hal St. Walker asks, "Backpack?"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "in my backpack"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "give me a gun"
Benjamin David stammers, "whht  ii mmmakeedd"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "hahaha"
DEAD: Ghost (Allen Beach) asks, "what's the wizards name?"
Duke Pukem says, "got him."
Benjamin David stammers, "hhhee  attttaacckkkeeddd e!!"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "see its as if I didn't say it was for the past minute"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Benjamin David stammers, "mmeee"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "sneak attack"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Marcus Hirschbine says, "bastard"
Burt Kelley says, "WAIT"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "enriwue jowers"
Burt Kelley says, "I'll help ye"
Chibl Chau asks, "Al good?"
Burt Kelley says, "STOP"
Hal St. Walker says, "Never said you murdered anyone."
Alec Abrams says, "Hm..."
Burt Kelley seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "Enrique"
DEAD: Burt Kelley says, ";MINING"
Alec Abrams says, "Yeah, I can hear now"
Hal St. Walker says, "Said it looked like murder"
DEAD: Burt Kelley says, "DARN"
Benjamin David stammers, "gguuyy"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "its implied."
Brian Beail (as Fridge Style) says, "Goddamnit."
Benjamin David stammers, "he  aaaattttaaaaccckkeedd  ee"
DEAD: Burt Kelley says, "I ALMOST HAD MY LASER DRILL"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "heh heh heh"
DEAD: Ghost (Tanner Schaeffer) says, "no peace burt"
Benjamin David stammers, "lloooookkkk  mmy faccee"
DEAD: Ghost (Tanner Schaeffer) says, "no peace"
DEAD: Burt Kelley says, "WHY ME"
XevliBlitzkrieg earned the Adjutant Online medal.
Alec Abrams says, "Thank you"
Baldric Poley whispers, "I wish I were in wizard's shuttle"
Cyborg 778 states, "Awesome."
Roy McCoyJenks says, "oh shit that extinguisher is red with blood"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "he had an ambush"
Mattias Nillson says, "stop"
Brian Beail (as Fridge Style) says, "I don't have any other guns."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "i saw it ALL"
Hal St. Walker says, "Grow up"
Mattias Nillson says, "let me finish you"
Ken Smokesabit says, "If you have four years to complete your college education, do it."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "he killed me on the shuttle"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "I JUST FINISHED GETTING MY BOHRUM ADN CLARETINE"
Cyborg 778 states, "Of course, Master."
Hal St. Walker says, "Christ"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "hey man"
John Conway asks, "caI ceck my vitals please?"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "heh."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "if you look to your left"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "ARGH"
Ken Smokesabit says, "So, I got a lot of recruitment letters from track."
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "wizard stole my shit"
Bolshevik Muppet asks, "Yeah?"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "I see"
Hal St. Walker says, "You're making a fool of yourself"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "i'm the ce"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "hey"
Chibl Chau says, "rodrick"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "and now hes hiding again"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "or not"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "can you help me get a space suit"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "how"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) has added the energy gun to the backpack!
Chibl Chau says, "RODRICK"
John Conway says, "Thanks"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "by telling you what you're doing wrong"
Rodrick Brachtt asks, "Yes?"
Central Commonwealth Update

Payroll Announcement

The station budget appears to have run dry. We regret to inform you that no further wage payments are possible until this situation is rectified.

Chibl Chau asks, "Can i borrow your helmet?"
Mattias Nillson asks, "now what sort of module would you like?"
Hal St. Walker says, "Throwing a fit"
Alec Abrams asks, "AI would you kindly let me out of genetics?"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "now leave"
Cyborg 778 queries, "Security?"
Rodrick Brachtt asks, "Why?"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "do you have any extra guns"
Chibl Chau says, "Follow me"
Bolshevik Muppet says, "Uh, don't remembe ryou exactly Lemme fix this thing first"
Mattias Nillson says, "ok but first select any of the existing modules"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "its apparent there is no foul play here"
Duke Pukem says, "yeah "i'm innocent" *has a stun baton covered in blood in his backpack*"
Duke Pukem says, "and no"
Chibl Chau says, "CE"
Chibl Chau says, "I need a ardhat"
Cyborg 778 queries, "Uhh, Standard?"
Hal St. Walker says, "When you see something that very well could have been murder, you detain the suspect."
Marcus Hirschbine asks, "is ben david in the brig?"
Alec Abrams asks, "AI?"
Mattias Nillson says, "so i can rewrite it into sec"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "or"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "open door"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "when you just completely ignore"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "ill get him"
Chibl Chau asks, "CE?"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "me explaining it"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) asks, "yes?"
Hal St. Walker says, "I didn't harm you, or lock you up"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "where is that fucking miner"
Cyborg 778 states, "There."
Alec Abrams says, "Thank you"
Alec Abrams says, "Thanks"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "you were about to."
Chibl Chau says, "I need a hardhat"
Hal St. Walker says, "I listened to everything you had to say"
Hal St. Walker says, "No, I wasn't"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "barely."
OOC: MrDestroyer123123: How do you make suicide instant?
DEAD: Ghost (Allen Beach) asks, "Heh wouldn't it be funny if someone came up and just locked him in there?"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "my id was stolen"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) asks, "Is this fuck just gonna sit there the rest of the round?"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "and yeah"
OOC: Fanatical believer: Suicide, then succumb
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "it would"
Duke Pukem says, "you're getting 3 minutes"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Think so"
OOC: TrainToNowhere: Type succumb after everything goes black
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "a cloaker maybe"
AI states, "Crew, please be aware we have a wizard aboard this station."
Benjamin David says, "okay"
Ken Smokesabit stammers, "duuEERRsshhhh  NO  BBOOOOOOOZZEEE   LLRFFgg"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "you should've figured out that if I still had the body when you rushed in i wasn't actually trying to murder him"
Chibl Chau says, "AGH"
OOC: Eternal248: You jump in the crusher.
Bruce Mcmullen says, "help"
Duke Pukem says, "for being an asshat and stealing security property."
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "If I knew he was in there, I would've locked him"
Chibl Chau says, "HELP"
Baldric Poley asks, "Did we kill the other wizard?"
Duke Pukem says, "really it should be more but whatver"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "AI HELP"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "you didnt have time"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Then bring him into space"
Benjamin David says, "but he begi"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "AI HELP"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "I know"
Chibl Chau says, "thanks"
Bolshevik Muppet says, "There ya go"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "cap i need a new id"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "guess my standards are too high then"
Clare Lynde asks, "Have you seen this other wizard yet AI?"
Cyborg 778 states, "What now, Master."
Hal St. Walker says, "The ID"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "THANK AI"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "Or teleport him to the station and be like "FUCK YOU ALL""
Isaias Greenwood says, "gonna head to medical for a min, injured"
Kim Jong Poopmuscle says, "Homer and Enrique are wizards."
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "fuck this"
Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "SCYAR NILA ROBOTICS"
Hal St. Walker says, "AI, open the kitchen"
Alec Abrams says, "The chapel is open again, no thanks to the absolutely unforgiveably retarded HoP"
Mattias Nillson says, "we wait"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "what"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "I think he's looking for Chibl"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "AI don't open the kitchen"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "But Chibl got his or her ID changed"
Cyborg 778 states, "Of course."
Duke Pukem asks, "What?"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) asks, "he still alive?"
Cyborg 778 states, "Sounds good."
Cyborg 778  [145.9] states, "Sounds good."
OOC: DrugUnit1: superlag
Duke Pukem  [145.9] says, "Someone said you were the wizard in that icecube"
Duke Pukem says, "Someone said you were the wizard in that icecube"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "SCYAR NILA MINING OUTPOST"
Isaias Greenwood says, "medical"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "heh heh"
Hal St. Walker says, "Hand it over"
Isaias Greenwood says, "need some bruises healed"
Alec Abrams says, "And I screamed five times I wasn't"
Mister Russell says, "Hi"
Duke Pukem says, "I couldn't tell so I shot at you wildly till you died."
Hal St. Walker says, "Wow"
The Mining Shuttle has been Called and will leave shortly!
The Mining Shuttle has been Called and will leave shortly!
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Bellieve that's his target"
Redrick Schuhart says, "how rude you dirgy glown"
Mister Russell asks, "What's going on?"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "they revived Alec"
Shrike Rook asks, "What's going on?"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "fuck off"
Hal St. Walker stammers, "SSeecuuuurittyyy  ttttooo  kkiitttcchhnn"
Cyborg 778 states, "Thank you very much, Master."
Alec Abrams says, "And that is where you are unforgiveably retarded"
The Mining Shuttle has Moved!
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "the first wizard they thought"
Isaias Greenwood says, "doctor"
Duke Pukem says, "Yeah well of course the wizard would say that"
Clare Lynde says, "Wizards have on robes, and I could've sworn Alec didn't have on one."
Bolshevik Muppet says, "I think he's been standing in that same spot for a while..."
AI states, "Roy McCoyJenks is suspected of gibbing an officer."
Isaias Greenwood says, "nooo..."
Mattias Nillson says, "watch out for thoes pesky wizards"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Cyborg 778 states, "I will, Master."
Alec Abrams says, "You could obviously see I didn't have a beard you fool"
Chibl Chau says, "Roboticist"
Ken Smokesabit stammers, "HHHHIgg    MEE   WWWWIIdduuu  GGLAAAsssshhhhsshh"
Mattias Nillson says, "what"
Chibl Chau asks, "Do you have a helmet in there?"
Alec Abrams says, "You could obviously see I didn't have a beard"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "hi"
Mattias Nillson says, "no"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "have you seen chibl around"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "I was on my way to a RIG suit too"
Alec Abrams says, "You could obviously see I didn't have a beard you fool"
Mattias Nillson says, "we do need raw materials tough"
Itsac Mcfluff exclaims, "STEP IN AND FIGHT ME!"
Mister Russell asks, "Hello?"
Itsac Mcfluff exclaims, "COWARDS!"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "heyo"
Grandpa Adams says, "hello"
Alec Abrams says, "I hope you die and are damned to hell"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Had a rock worm full of rocks to give me some uqill"
Duke Pukem says, "whats going on."
Isaias Greenwood says, "doctor"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "ok"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "hal came in here"
Mister Russell asks, "What is going on here?"
AI states, "Javier Lewis has signed up as Security Officer."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "I wish I was a miner in a 70 min round"
Paris33167 earned the Fish medal.
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "And was making my laser drill in a sec"
Isaias Greenwood says, "they always run off :("
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "be sweet"
Bolshevik Muppet says, "Medical care on this station sucks"
AI states, "Molotov Korlov has signed up as Chef."
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Isaias Greenwood says, "agreed"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Edgar Smith stammers, "wwwwooa"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "woah man"
Isaias Greenwood says, "WIZARD"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "let me explain"
OOC: Paris33167: yut put
Bolshevik Muppet exclaims, "Crap!"
Grandpa Adams says, "you know it happens a lot"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "MEDBAY"
OOC: DarkNightSin: yo term.
Duke Pukem says, "just explain#"
Bolshevik Muppet exclaims, "Wizard outside medbay!"
Cyborg 778 states, "Help."
Mattias Nillson says, "john get that in here we need that"
Cyborg 778 states, "Robot in Frozen danger."
Roy McCoyJenks says, "ok"
Duke Pukem says, "oh shit gotta go"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "hal came in here"
Chibl Chau asks, "Ai, can you open this door?"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "heh."
Mattias Nillson says, "OH SHIT"
Chibl Chau says, "I need a hard hat"
Grandpa Adams says, "the space station is being destroyed agian"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Edgar Smith stammers, "uuhhh"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
AI states, "Cash Ivankov has signed up as Assistant."
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Mister Russell says, "Of course"
OOC: Paris33167: YUT PUT
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "this wizard doesnt fuck around"
Chibl Chau asks, "Ai, can you please open this door?"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
AI states, "Brayden Foster has signed up as Quartermaster."
OOC: Yut Put: ?
Grandpa Adams says, "thanks"
Itsac Mcfluff exclaims, "HELP!"
Cyborg 778 states, "Within ICE..."
Cyborg 778 states, "Curse Nature, Cyborg not like."
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Edgar Smith stammers, "iiiggsshaag   grriieedddd  ggiillllliingg mme"
Cyborg 778 states, "HUman, Break me out."
AI states, "Wizard is outside medbay, all security personnel, please report."
Itsac Mcfluff says, "Dude"
OOC: Paris33167: can we talk, im gonna whisper you
Edgar Smith stammers, "rroddrriiggggghhh  shavvveedd  mmee"
Cyborg 778 states, "And I will save us."
Roy McCoyJenks says, "hahahaha"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
Itsac Mcfluff exclaims, "I helped you before!"
Isaias Greenwood says, "heeeelp"
John Conway says, "Geg meoug of hish"
Chibl Chau asks, "security, can i please see you?"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "truly the hal st. walker sandwhich is the best know to mankind"
OOC: Yut Put: o_O umm ok
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Why was the HoP's tripping chair even added?
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
John Conway says, "HEEELLLP"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "ICE EVERYWHERE"
OOC: DarkNightSin: why would you NOT put it in
OOC: Onewithfire: Just wrench it and space the metal
OOC: H3half: idk but i hate it
OOC: Fanatical believer: Heh
Grandpa Adams says, "body dispose of problty"
Maximilian Haynes asks, "You OK?"
OOC: Onewithfire: :3
OOC: Molog: Lame joke about power tripping
Bruce Mcmullen says, "MAINT ACCESS YOU FOOL"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
Javier Lewis says, "yo"
Clare Lynde says, "Cold, but I'm good."
Itsac Mcfluff exclaims, "HELP!"
OOC: Yut Put: is emergency suit bugged? i can't equip it
Maximilian Haynes says, "Let's go."
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "sup"
Chibl Chau says, "SECURITY TO SECURITY"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "ai let me out of the bridge"
Javier Lewis whispers, "yut put"
Itsac Mcfluff says, "The janitor cuffed me"
Duke Pukem says, "give me taht fucking gun"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "AHAHAHA"
OOC: Fanatical believer: Onewithfire, that's like going "FUCK YOU CHAAAAAAAAAAAIR! *chuck out air lock"
Duke Pukem says, "you can't fucking use it"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "oh noes"
Chibl Chau says, "Detective"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
Chibl Chau asks, "Can i borrow a helmet?"
AI states, "All security is requested outside EVA."
Itsac Mcfluff exclaims, "Help me!"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Ken Smokesabit stammers, "GGGoodd  heelpp mmmme"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "time to ditch the smokin gun"
Cyborg 778 states, "On the way, AI."
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
OOC: Paris33167: yut put for naruto evolution can u help me get unbanned?
Itsac Mcfluff exclaims, "Thank you!"
OOC: DarkNightSin: lol.
Marcus Hirschbine says, "no"
Chibl Chau says, "Why"
OOC: DarkNightSin: laff-o
OOC: Yut Put: Can't
OOC: TrainToNowhere: Aha ha ha ha shit...what?
Maximilian Haynes exclaims, "Help!"
OOC: DarkNightSin: what is your favorite anime
OOC: TrainToNowhere: Don't do this shit here please
OOC: Yut Put: quit the game. stopped working on it a while ago
Chibl Chau says, "PLEASE"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "AHAHAHA"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Good work AI"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Chibl Chau says, "I WANT MY HEAD SAFE"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "oh look at me officer no blood here"
AI states, "The AI is in the escape shuttle airlock."
Roy McCoyJenks says, "heh"
Shrike Rook exclaims, "Help!"
OOC: Poopmuscle: But it's an EVOLUTION.
Chibl Chau says, "Security to security, please"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "He's in a corner now"
AI states, "Apologies, wizard."
Duke Pukem says, "good job idiots"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "someone let me out of the bridge"
Chibl Chau says, "mister"
Mattias Nillson says, "shit im out of materials"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "heh heh heh"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "MOB"
Mattias Nillson says, "john good work"
Marcus Hirschbine says, "ignore him"
Chibl Chau asks, "Can you please get me a helmet?"
Maximilian Haynes says, "Damn ice..."
Molotov Korlov says, "vell nut efee velkeeng vurks"
John Greene says, "Thanks."
Itsac Mcfluff says, "Hi guys"
OOC: Paris33167: so who can i talk to about my ba?
John Conway asks, "Where did he go?"
Shrike Rook asks, "Can we get medical staff to help those frozen?"
Chibl Chau says, "I want my head to be safe"
OOC: DarkNightSin: noone in here
OOC: Yut Put: dont know dont care
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
Itsac Mcfluff asks, "Ready for a fight two?"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "PHEE CABUE"
Maximilian Haynes exclaims, "Thanks!"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Heh"
Mister Russell says, "Look round the maint corridor east of here"
Edgar Smith stammers, "uuhhhhh   ooogg  rreeaallllllyy"
Bruce Mcmullen stammers, "tturrn  oofff  bbbeeeppsskkyy"
John Greene asks, "What did you start making?"
Mattias Nillson says, "we need every sec cyber we need"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "OH NOES"
Bruce Mcmullen stammers, "TTTUURNN ITTT OOFFDDFF"
Shrike Rook exclaims, "thanks!"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "what a stealth master"
Cyborg 778 states, "O."
Cyborg 778 states, "Ow."
Mattias Nillson says, "a left hand i think"
Ken Smokesabit stammers, "HHeellpp"
Itsac Mcfluff says, "Okay... Tell me when you are"
Duke Pukem says, "I'm blind."
Chibl Chau says, "I've looked all over"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "damn"
Duke Pukem says, "great."
Chibl Chau says, "I cant even find a hardhat"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "he schooled them"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "I get a feeling this is an admin Kurt"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "someoine let me out of the bridge now"
John Greene says, "Perfect."
Chibl Chau says, "Please sir"
Mattias Nillson says, ":D"
Edgar Smith stammers, "aallrriiiihh"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "yeah"
Molotov Korlov exclaims, "eee oonbult zee escepe-a duurs - Bork Bork Bork!"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "I have never seen a wizard this good"
Mattias Nillson says, "you make a frame"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "tahnkyou"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "either that or someone who is BEAST at wizarding"
Duke Pukem says, "wheres my tazer"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
John Greene says, "Not enough materials."
Brian Beail (as Fridge Style) says, "AI"
Mattias Nillson says, "shite"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
John Greene says, "IT'd be  half done."
Duke Pukem says, "no one but sec can use it so give it here"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "I've never seen Enrique before though"
Mattias Nillson says, "we need more flashes"
Brian Beail (as Fridge Style) says, "Unbolt this airock."
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "PHEE CABUE"
Juice Burner says, "ai unbolt and un electrify research"
Brian Beail (as Fridge Style) says, "Airlock, rather."
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "I think it's Pacra or Impyness"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "must be Impyness"
AI states, "Rickie Osteen has signed up as Assistant."
Itsac Mcfluff says, "We are having so fun"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "UH OH"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) stammers, "SSCCYYAARR  NNNNILLAAAA    SSNDDIICCCAATEE   SSTTAATIIOONN"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Wow"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "I think"
Mattias Nillson says, "fuck it we can try"
Shrike Rook asks, "Wizard attacked me, can I get some meds?"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "jeez"
Bruce Mcmullen stammers, "lleet  mmee  hhavvee  tthht guunn"
Brian Beail (as Fridge Style) stammers, "Fuuckkkk"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "So close"
John Greene says, "I'll og and order some metal, probably won't get it though."
Duke Pukem says, "god damnit"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "yeah lol"
Duke Pukem says, "we had jhim stunned too"
Cyborg 778 states, "APOLOGIES."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "i want him to win though"
Cyborg 778 states, "ACCIDENT."
DEAD: Ghost (Allen Beach) says, "this wizard has skills"
Duke Pukem says, "give me that energy gun, that's mine anyway"
Maximilian Haynes stammers, "Thaannnkksss!"
Mattias Nillson says, "try do find volunteers/bodies"
Duke Pukem says, "asshole wizard stole it off me"
Maximilian Haynes stammers, "NNNNoo   wwwoorriss,,   bborrg.."
Bruce Mcmullen stammers, "oouuu  hhaaaavveeee  aa  ttaaaazzzeerrr"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "hes running out of time though"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Yeah"
Mattias Nillson says, "ROBOTICS NEED VOLUNTEERS"
Brian Beail (as Fridge Style) stammers, "CCAARRL"
Juice Burner says, "damnit, un electrify them"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "sure fine"
Mattias Nillson says, "we require volunteers for cyboring"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "WE DO NOT NEED THIS SHENANIGAN"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "RIGHT NOW"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Apparently someone entered the syndie shuttle"
Carl Sagan (as Enrique Jowers) says, "just use it right"
Mattias Nillson asks, "anyonre here?"
Bruce Mcmullen says, "DICK"
Molotov Korlov says, "eeHeHeHeH"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "HAHA"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "yeah"
DEAD: Ghost (Allen Beach) says, "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Molotov Korlov says, "eHeHeHeH"
Isaias Greenwood exclaims, "I need medical care!"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "SCYAR NILA ROBOTICS"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "looks like it"
Alec Abrams says, "Welp, time to sit around the chapel for a few minutes in silence..."
Isaias Greenwood says, "help"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "WIZARD IN ROBOTICS"
Marcus Hirschbine says, "help rouge robot"
Itsac Mcfluff says, "I gonna head to the ring"
Molotov Korlov says, "eet telepurted eentu spece-a."
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "UHOH"
Mattias Nillson says, "WIZARD IN ROBOTICS"
Duke Pukem says, "ai locate "wizard""
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
AI states, "August Teagarden has signed up as Assistant."
Clare Lynde says, "Roy."
Marcus Hirschbine says, "security to locker room"
Kim Jong Poopmuscle says, "Magenta robot is better."
Roy McCoyJenks says, "sup"
Clare Lynde says, "I'm too cold to use this."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "HYDRO TO THE RESCUE"
Mattias Nillson says, "WIZARD IS IN ROBOTICS"
DEAD: Ghost (Allen Beach) says, "Killer wizard o.o"
Marcus Hirschbine says, "get me out"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "Or not"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Not really"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "cool beans"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "PHEE CABUE"
Cyborg 778 states, "I was attacked, Sir."
Cyborg 778 states, "I was attacked."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "DAMN"
Baldric Poley says, "Let us in robotics"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
Marcus Hirschbine says, "omg no he wasnt"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "so hal"
Miles Blue says, "Wizard is gone"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "how is being dead"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "going"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "Like a boss..."
Alec Abrams says, "It's kinda fun sitting in this office, listening to everyone scream about whatever insane shit is happening..."
Marcus Hirschbine says, "he flashed me and threw me into a damn lcoker"
Chibl Chau says, "Rodrick"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "heh"
Chibl Chau says, "Can i borrow a wrench"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Chibl Chau says, "I need a wrench"
Rodrick Brachtt says, "There is none."
AI states, "Wizard proceeding to escape shutle."
Roy McCoyJenks says, "HOLY SHITTT"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
Molotov Korlov says, "uuff"
Itsac Mcfluff says, "Sweet"
DEAD: Ghost (Hal St. Walker) says, "So"
DEAD: Ghost (Super Ted) exclaims, "SLING THOSE SPELLS!"
DEAD: Ghost (Hal St. Walker) asks, "What happened to all you?"
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
Molotov Korlov says, "ee trefel ell zee vey ffrum svedee tu thees plece"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Got ambushed by the wizard"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "On the mining station"
DEAD: Ghost (Hal St. Walker) says, "Ah"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "i think he has to escape alone"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "PHEE CABUE"
Molotov Korlov says, "ee veell emboosh heem"
Mattias Nillson says, "NEED A VOLUNTEER FOR CYBORGING"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Yep"
DEAD: Ghost (Hal St. Walker) says, "I only saw the wizard once, strangely enough"
Mattias Nillson asks, "anyone?"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "I was a wizar"
DEAD: Ghost (Super Ted) says, "I found the AI upload but died."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "i got abused in the mining SHUTTLE thank you very much"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "Until a fireball ended my career"
DEAD: Ghost (Hal St. Walker) says, "For how succesful he seems to be"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "HEh"
Bruce Mcmullen exclaims, "GET IN!"
Molotov Korlov says, "ESCePe-a SHooTTLE"
Rickie Osteen stammers, "III  hhhhaaggee  gggooo    bblllooww  mmmyy  ooownn  hhhoornnnn,,,   bbbuuug  II   aaave  alooggg ooffff  pppeopplleeee  ffiggsssshh.."
Molotov Korlov says, "HELP"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Molotov Korlov exclaims, "STooN BeTuN GETeeT - Bork Bork Bork!"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "He should magic missile"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "HE'S GETTING SWARMED"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "Then ice"
John Greene says, "Mattias, bring a charged power cell to escape shuttle."
DEAD: Ghost (Allen Beach) says, "Hehe those hydrophoics guys are sneeky"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "people are mobbing him"
DEAD: Ghost (Hal St. Walker) says, "I got grifed by that traitor george melons"
DEAD: ADMIN(Impyness) says, "That's a lot of ice"
Molotov Korlov exclaims, "KeeLL zee veeZeRD - Bork Bork Bork!"
Molotov Korlov says, "ve-a MooST END eeT Noo"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "It is Impyness"
Marcus Hirschbine stammers, "wwiiizzaarrrrdd   iiiinn   tthhe  sshhhhuutttttllee"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "Yeah"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "I GOT HIM"
Roy McCoyJenks says, "KILL HIM"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "Thats what me and burt though"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Itsac Mcfluff says, "Thanks"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "Today I dreamt that they added NTs again"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
DEAD: Ghost (Roy McCoyJenks) says, "hal you there"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
DEAD: Ghost (Cash Ivankov) says, "Poor Homer"
DEAD: Ghost (Roy McCoyJenks) says, "just thought i'd kill myself to say hello"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "A good dream indeed"
DEAD: Ghost (Cash Ivankov) says, "He got promoted for two weeks"
DEAD: Ghost (Hal St. Walker) asks, "So it was an admin, then?"
DEAD: Ghost (Cash Ivankov) says, "Then they were removed"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "Yes"
DEAD: Ghost (Hal St. Walker) says, "Ha"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
Duke Pukem stammers, "ggooooodd   oobbb  dippsshiittss"
DEAD: Ghost (Super Ted) says, "Eh. NTs made being traitor/rev/wiz/changeling less fun"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
DEAD: Ghost (Roy McCoyJenks) says, "so many shield walls holy shit"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "At least I played a lot in those two weeks"
Duke Pukem stammers, "ggiivvvvee  mmeeee  tttaahtt  fuuucckiinnng  guunn"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "yeah"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "hes backing into a corner though"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "I miss them..."
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Molotov Korlov says, "GET HeeM"
DEAD: Ghost (Cash Ivankov) says, "Security is horrible without NT"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "So hows life going Cash"
Brian Beail (as Fridge Style) says, "ACID FIRE EXTINGUISHER"
Molotov Korlov says, "KeeLL zee veeZeRD"
AI states, "Speed Racer has signed up as Assistant."
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Good lord"
DEAD: Ghost (Cash Ivankov) says, "I've been beaten to death so many times"
Brian Beail (as Fridge Style) says, "USE IT"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "Havent seen you in a while"
DEAD: Ghost (Burt Kelley) says, "Those force walls"
DEAD: Ghost (Noeh Goode Buumi) says, "No, security is just horrible."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "lol"
DEAD: Ghost (Hal St. Walker) says, "Security is horrible no matter what"
DEAD: Ghost (Roy McCoyJenks) says, "yea."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "yeah"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "SEC always suck"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "PHEE CABUE"
DEAD: Ghost (Roy McCoyJenks) says, "HoP and security let me gib Hal here."
DEAD: Ghost (Cash Ivankov) asks, "Why does sec always suck?"
Mattias Nillson asks, "this one?"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "Some rounds I was able to make security somewhat competent"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "oooh"
John Greene says, "Yep."
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "stealth"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
DEAD: Ghost (Homer Judge) says, "But that was because I was a commander"
DEAD: Ghost (Noeh Goode Buumi) says, "WOW"
Ken Smokesabit stammers, "PPUUULLLLLLL  ME"
Molotov Korlov says, "Sereeuoosly"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "sneak attack"
Molotov Korlov says, "vhet zee ffoock gooys"
DEAD: Ghost (Noeh Goode Buumi) says, "total KO on shuttle"
John Greene asks, "Is it in?"
DEAD: Ghost (Roy McCoyJenks) says, "a bomb"
DEAD: Ghost (Roy McCoyJenks) says, "jesus christ"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Ambrose) says, "HOLYHIT"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
OOC: Drone_Fragger: this is fucking absurd
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "TARCOL MINTI ZHERI"
DEAD: Ghost (Roy McCoyJenks) says, "well shit"
Mattias Nillson says, "Cyborg 40 can you hear me"
The crew's final score is:
1063
The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
 The wizards have been killed by the crew!
Homer Judge (played by Neojuliban) was a Wizard.
Objective #1: Assassinate Mister Russell, the Quartermaster. Failed
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter. Failed
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end Failed
This wizard has failed!
Enrique Jowers (played by Pacra) was a Wizard.
Objective #1: Assassinate Chibl Chau, the Miner. Failed
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. Success
This wizard has failed!
Yut Put earned the Survivor medal.
BrainGnawer earned the 100M Dash medal.
BrainGnawer earned the Survivor medal.
OOC: Primelaw: I KNEW IT WAS PACRA
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OOC: Neojuliban: We failed Pacra
OOC: Fanatical believer: Could you imagine an Ei Nath with a a splash attack? like everybody around him? He woulld killed everybody in the station so many times
DEAD: Ghost (Super Ted) exclaims, "SUCSESS!"
OOC: Doodeeda123: a admin?
OOC: Jacob_Lee: Wow.
OOC: Neojuliban: We failed
OOC: Pacra: miner objective, the worst objective
Rickie Osteen stammers, "shhoo,  II ggogg  aa  loogg    ff rrreegggruiiggggmmmenngghff    lleeegggggeerrrhhh ffrroomm   grrrraagggghh."
OOC: Terminator541: Lol
Rickie Osteen stammers, "IIduoouggghhhhgg  ggoooiiinnnngg gooo    dduueee  ggyymmm  waassh  ffoorr  wwiimmpppsshh."
OOC: Poopmuscle: I got gypped.
OOC: Onewithfire: WOOO ELECTRIC CHAIR
OOC: Neojuliban: Lag + fireball = sad wizard
OOC: Primelaw: If only you let me live Pacra
Mattias Nillson says, "best part is we cyborgified him :V"
OOC: Primelaw: I could have explained all
OOC: Poopmuscle: Teleport scroll bugged me out of its last charge.
OOC: Pacra: i waited for chibl for so long
OOC: Pacra: but got bored
OOC: H3half: ME AND BURT KNEW THE WIZARD WAS AN ADMIN
OOC: TrainToNowhere: Chibl was in genetics...
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "NYTH ERRIN"
OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: man, I was changeling on this wizard round
OOC: Poopmuscle: I had a stolen wizard outfit and wanted to teleport onto shuttle and stun baton he.
OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: gosh
OOC: Onewithfire: Wait what
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "ICEE BEEYEM"
Enrique Jowers (as Carl Sagan) says, "PHEE CABUE"
OOC: Neojuliban: Chibl was in security
OOC: Neojuliban: In an elec chair
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