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  1. You are the Botanist.
  2.  
  3. As the Botanist you answer directly to the head of personnel. Special circumstances may change this.
  4.  
  5. Prefix your message with :h to speak on your department's radio. To see other prefixes, look closely at your headset.
  6.  
  7. As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.
  8.  
  9. Your account ID is 477722.
  10.  
  11. OOC: Coastfront: rest in peace devil
  12.  
  13. OOC: Coastfront: ginving clowns all acess since 1998
  14.  
  15. OOC: Mr_Fluff: please no ratvar
  16.  
  17. OOC: Gooboi: tc trade to kill everyone instantly.
  18.  
  19. Samantha Judge's Memories:
  20. Your account ID is 477722.
  21.  
  22.  
  23. Attention:
  24. Captain Aria Greenwater on deck!
  25.  
  26.  
  27. [Service] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Reed Muller, Head of Personnel, is the department head. "
  28.  
  29. Welcome to Death April Village 85, enjoy your stay!
  30.  
  31. and...
  32.  
  33.  
  34. Have a happy April Fool's Day!
  35.  
  36. *Payday processed, account now holds $120.*
  37.  
  38. OOC: Gooboi: super fun trade
  39.  
  40. OOC: Mr_Fluff: i still have nightmares from playing cult
  41.  
  42. OOC: Gooboi: amirite
  43.  
  44. [Common] Aeiou says, " H-h-e-n-k "
  45.  
  46. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the MegaSeed Servitor! "
  47.  
  48. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Hands down the best seed selection on the station! "
  49.  
  50. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Luna Separata has signed up as Assistant "
  51.  
  52. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the MegaSeed Servitor! "
  53.  
  54. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Jonas Picard has signed up as Scientist "
  55.  
  56. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the MegaSeed Servitor! "
  57.  
  58. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Nick Valentine has signed up as Medical Doctor "
  59.  
  60. Samantha Judge has thrown PDA-Samantha Judge (Botanist).
  61.  
  62. You put the bucket into the botany backpack.
  63.  
  64. The NutriMax beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the NutriMax! "
  65.  
  66. You unlock the botanist's locker.
  67.  
  68. Captain's Charter
  69. Aria Greenwater has designated your station as Centcomms Finest Wine Cellar
  70.  
  71.  
  72. You add the pack of chanterelle mycelium to the machine.
  73.  
  74. You put the plant data disk into the plant data disks box.x2
  75.  
  76. The disk compartmentalizer smartly refuses the plant data disks box.
  77.  
  78. Mr.President Announces:
  79. Good morning Station. This is your President. I would like to give a special thank you...to you. Those who valiently work hard to make this station run. Janitors. Cargo. Everyone. Thank you for making this great station. A home in space.
  80.  
  81.  
  82. You start dumping out the contents...
  83.  
  84. Samantha Judge has thrown the plant data disks box.
  85.  
  86. You add the plant data disk to the disk compartmentalizer.x5
  87.  
  88. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " Clown "
  89.  
  90. You add the plant data disk to the disk compartmentalizer.x2
  91.  
  92. Server updated, changes will be applied on reboot...
  93.  
  94. [Common] Aeiou says, " Huey just took my dick off and threw it into space "
  95.  
  96. You add the plant data disk to the machine.
  97.  
  98. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " You must commit seppuku "
  99.  
  100. You add the pack of ambrosia vulgaris seeds to the machine.
  101.  
  102. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " I threw a pie at him "
  103.  
  104. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " Therefore he is inferior to my clowning powers. "
  105.  
  106. You plant the experimental pack of ambrosia vulgaris seeds.
  107.  
  108. That's a hydroponics tray.
  109.  
  110. Some kind of machine.
  111.  
  112. Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.
  113.  
  114. It has Ambrosia Vulgaris planted.
  115.  
  116. Water: 100/100.
  117.  
  118. Nutrient: 10/10.
  119.  
  120. The status display reads: Tray efficiency at 100% .
  121.  
  122.  
  123. Central Command Update
  124.  
  125.  
  126. Enemy communication intercepted. Security level elevated.
  127.  
  128. A summary has been copied and printed to all communications consoles.
  129.  
  130.  
  131. Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
  132. The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible. Searches are permitted only with probable cause.
  133.  
  134.  
  135. [Common] Donny Davis says, " There's no qm "
  136.  
  137. [Common] John Adams says, " Yes there is "
  138.  
  139. [Common] John Adams says, " Me "
  140.  
  141. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " Nah me. "
  142.  
  143. [Common] Aeiou says, " No me "
  144.  
  145. [Common] Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " No me "
  146.  
  147. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Oliver Blackwood has signed up as Medical Doctor "
  148.  
  149. That's a security camera.
  150.  
  151. It's used to monitor rooms.
  152.  
  153. It can be shielded against electromagnetic interference with some plasma .
  154.  
  155. It can be upgraded with an X-ray photodiode with an analyzer .
  156.  
  157. It can be upgraded with a proximity sensor .
  158.  
  159. That's a security camera.
  160.  
  161. It's used to monitor rooms.
  162.  
  163. It can be shielded against electromagnetic interference with some plasma .
  164.  
  165. It can be upgraded with an X-ray photodiode with an analyzer .
  166.  
  167. It can be upgraded with a proximity sensor .
  168.  
  169. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Anatoli Sartorius has signed up as Curator "
  170.  
  171. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Joe Boozie has signed up as Atmospheric Technician "
  172.  
  173. Breaking Update From Nanotrasen News Network
  174. The crew of Zybourne April Frontier 35 has been evacuated amid unconfirmed reports of enemy activity.
  175.  
  176.  
  177. Cole Phelps says, " Whoops "
  178.  
  179. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Kurt Kavinsky has signed up as Cargo Technician "
  180.  
  181. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Andrew Drake has signed up as Botanist "
  182.  
  183. Cole Phelps asks, " Mate, can you let me out? "
  184.  
  185. *Payday processed, account now holds $140.*
  186.  
  187. Samantha Judge says, " Dont have access either "
  188.  
  189. Cole Phelps says, " Shit "
  190.  
  191. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Idris Goode has signed up as Security Officer "
  192.  
  193. You put the multitool into the botany backpack.
  194.  
  195. You put the screwdriver into the botany backpack.
  196.  
  197. You put the wirecutters into the botany backpack.
  198.  
  199. You put the flash into the botany backpack.
  200.  
  201. You put the flashlight into the botany backpack.
  202.  
  203. That's a hydroponics tray.
  204.  
  205. Some kind of machine.
  206.  
  207. Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.
  208.  
  209. It has Ambrosia Vulgaris planted.
  210.  
  211. Water: 69/100.
  212.  
  213. Nutrient: 6/10.
  214.  
  215. The status display reads: Tray efficiency at 100% .
  216.  
  217. You open the maintenance hatch of the MegaSeed Servitor.
  218.  
  219. You open the maintenance hatch of the NutriMax.
  220.  
  221. You put the screwdriver into the botany backpack.
  222.  
  223. Samantha Judge has hit the light fixture with the multitool!
  224.  
  225. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME! "
  226.  
  227. Kaden Zaun has thrown To Serve Man.
  228.  
  229. You put the multitool into the botany backpack.
  230.  
  231. You close the maintenance hatch of the MegaSeed Servitor.
  232.  
  233. You close the maintenance hatch of the NutriMax.
  234.  
  235. You put the screwdriver into the botany backpack.
  236.  
  237. Kaden Zaun splashes the contents of the beaker onto the floor!
  238.  
  239. You harvest 8 items from the Ambrosia Vulgaris.
  240.  
  241. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Bard Zodobry has signed up as Medical Doctor "
  242.  
  243. You put the cultivator into the botany backpack.
  244.  
  245. You put everything you could in the portable seed extractor.
  246.  
  247. [Service] Reed Muller exclaims, " Hi Service! "
  248.  
  249. You extract some seeds.
  250.  
  251. You plant the pack of ambrosia vulgaris seeds.
  252.  
  253. [Service] Reed Muller says, " Let me know if theres anything I can do for you guys "
  254.  
  255. Samantha Judge says, " Yo "
  256.  
  257. Andrew Drake says, " Hey "
  258.  
  259. Kaden Zaun slices the cheese wheel.
  260.  
  261. Andrew Drake asks, " Did you hack? "
  262.  
  263. Samantha Judge says, " Yep "
  264.  
  265. You add the pack of chili seeds to the machine.
  266.  
  267. [Service] Matthias McGray says, " This channel is unused, don't even bother "
  268.  
  269. Mr.President Announces:
  270. Cybernetics are encouraged for staff who are in dangerous enviroments.
  271.  
  272.  
  273. Andrew Drake says, " And i came with tools already "
  274.  
  275. You add the plant data disk to the machine.
  276.  
  277. Andrew Drake asks, " Got mutagen? "
  278.  
  279. [Service] Reed Muller says, " Yeah I know but I get lonely in my office... "
  280.  
  281. You add Capsaicin Oil production 25% (plant data disk) to the disk compartmentalizer.
  282.  
  283. Samantha Judge says, " Nop "
  284.  
  285. Samantha Judge says, " Where the fuck my chiliseeds "
  286.  
  287. Andrew Drake says, " Ill go pester chem "
  288.  
  289. Samantha Judge says, " O "
  290.  
  291. Samantha Judge says, " Kk "
  292.  
  293. Samantha Judge has thrown the plant data disks box.
  294.  
  295. You unlock the botanist's locker.
  296.  
  297. You start dumping out the contents...
  298.  
  299. Samantha Judge has thrown the plant data disks box.
  300.  
  301. You add the plant data disk to the disk compartmentalizer.x6
  302.  
  303. [Common] Kaden Zaun asks, " Ai? "
  304.  
  305. You add the plant data disk to the disk compartmentalizer.
  306.  
  307. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME! "
  308.  
  309. A holographic image of Mr.President flickers to life before your eyes!
  310.  
  311. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the MegaSeed Servitor! "
  312.  
  313. Mr.President queries, " "Yes? "
  314.  
  315. [Common] Malcolm Tucker says, " Mining tech researched "
  316.  
  317. Kaden Zaun asks, " Would you fix it please? "
  318.  
  319. Samantha Judge says, " Yo "
  320.  
  321. Luna Separata flutters, " Hey "
  322.  
  323. Samantha Judge says, " Watcha want "
  324.  
  325. [Common] Donny Davis says, " Two dead miners in med bay for cloning "
  326.  
  327. Luna Separata asks, " Do you mind letting us in? "
  328.  
  329. Samantha Judge says, " Nah "
  330.  
  331. You plant the pack of strange seeds.
  332.  
  333. Luna Separata flutters, " I need to get to the mantien- "
  334.  
  335. [Common] Malcolm Tucker asks, " Already? "
  336.  
  337. Luna Separata flutters, " Mk then "
  338.  
  339. [Common] Donny Davis says, " Yes "
  340.  
  341. [Common] Harrison Lowstetter says, " Services are avalible in the chapel "
  342.  
  343. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME! "
  344.  
  345. Luna Separata flutters, " Oh ffs "
  346.  
  347. Samantha Judge says, " Yeah "
  348.  
  349. Samantha Judge says, " Leave "
  350.  
  351. [Common] Kurt Kavinsky asks, " Impressive, aren't they? "
  352.  
  353. Luna Separata flutters, " Why can't I open that "
  354.  
  355. Samantha Judge says, " B4 i call sec "
  356.  
  357. Samantha Judge says, " And say your a ling "
  358.  
  359. Luna Separata flutters, " Alright, chill out "
  360.  
  361. [Common] Malcolm Tucker asks, " Mime, did you steal the insulated gloves? "
  362.  
  363. The flash emits a blinding light!
  364.  
  365. Luna Separata flutters, " Go for it "
  366.  
  367. The NutriMax beeps, " Aren't you glad you don't have to fertilize the natural way? "
  368.  
  369. Samantha Judge says, " Oh "
  370.  
  371. Luna Separata puts the pocket crowbar into the satchel.
  372.  
  373. Samantha Judge says, " Nice "
  374.  
  375. You put the flash into the botany backpack.
  376.  
  377. [Common] Samantha Judge says, " LING IN BOTANY "
  378.  
  379. Samantha Judge says, " LING IN BOTANY "
  380.  
  381. [Common] Samantha Judge says, " IMMUNE TO FLASH "
  382.  
  383. Samantha Judge says, " IMMUNE TO FLASH "
  384.  
  385. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME! "
  386.  
  387. OOC: Dilbocoffeebeans: Guys, Heavy is the spy!
  388.  
  389. [Common] Acsel Braum says, " Ai "
  390.  
  391. The NutriMax beeps, " Now with 50% less stink! "
  392.  
  393. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " JC Denton has signed up as Warden "
  394.  
  395. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Nicholas Mcmullen has signed up as Assistant "
  396.  
  397. [Common] Cash Nihil says, " The fuck "
  398.  
  399. [Common] Acsel Braum says, " Please tell me why this fucking airlock just opened "
  400.  
  401. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata passively!x3
  402.  
  403. [Common] Harrison Lowstetter exclaims, " Cremations and Space Burial Avalible at chapel today! "
  404.  
  405. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata passively!
  406.  
  407. [Common] Acsel Braum says, " Hello? Are you fucking around up there "
  408.  
  409. Samantha Judge attempted to disarm Luna Separata!x2
  410.  
  411. Samantha Judge has pushed Luna Separata!
  412.  
  413. Samantha Judge attempted to disarm Luna Separata!x2
  414.  
  415. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!
  416.  
  417. *Payday processed, account now holds $110.*
  418.  
  419. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!
  420.  
  421. Samantha Judge has pushed Luna Separata!
  422.  
  423. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!
  424.  
  425. [Common] Harrison Lowstetter says, " We allso do weddings "
  426.  
  427. [Common] Samantha Judge says, " SEC TO BOTANY "
  428.  
  429. Samantha Judge says, " SEC TO BOTANY "
  430.  
  431. [Common] Samantha Judge says, " LING "
  432.  
  433. Samantha Judge says, " LING "
  434.  
  435. Samantha Judge has thrown PDA-Samantha Judge (Botanist).
  436.  
  437. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!x2
  438.  
  439. Samantha Judge has pushed Luna Separata!
  440.  
  441. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " Ooooh lings "
  442.  
  443. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!x2
  444.  
  445. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " Sounds like fun "
  446.  
  447. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata passively!
  448.  
  449. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata aggressively!
  450.  
  451. Samantha Judge has pushed Luna Separata!
  452.  
  453. Samantha Judge attempted to disarm Luna Separata!
  454.  
  455. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!
  456.  
  457. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  458.  
  459. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!
  460.  
  461. [Common] Luna Separata flutters, " Botany is making up bullshit "
  462.  
  463. Luna Separata flutters, " Botany is making up bullshit "
  464.  
  465. Samantha Judge attempted to disarm Luna Separata!
  466.  
  467. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!
  468.  
  469. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  470.  
  471. [Common] Malcolm Tucker says, " I would like to enlist myself as a ling fighter "
  472.  
  473. Luna Separata flutters, " I came to borrow a beaker "
  474.  
  475. Samantha Judge says, " She broke in "
  476.  
  477. Samantha Judge says, " Tried stealing shit "
  478.  
  479. Samantha Judge says, " Shes a lin "
  480.  
  481. Samantha Judge says, " Immune to flashes "
  482.  
  483. Luna Separata flutters, " Uh huh "
  484.  
  485. Luna Separata flutters, " Fuck off am I "
  486.  
  487. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Hands down the best seed selection on the station! "
  488.  
  489. Gannon Ackerley says, " Somebody ordered a sec boi "
  490.  
  491. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Interesting "
  492.  
  493. Samantha Judge says, " Yeah "
  494.  
  495. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME! "
  496.  
  497. Samantha Judge says, " This moth is a ling "
  498.  
  499. Luna Separata flutters, " You don't even have a flash "
  500.  
  501. Samantha Judge says, " Immune to flash "
  502.  
  503. The flash emits a blinding light!
  504.  
  505. Samantha Judge asks, " You sure? "
  506.  
  507. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Thats a flash "
  508.  
  509. You put the flash into the botany backpack.
  510.  
  511. The flash emits a blinding light!
  512.  
  513. Your eyes sting a little.
  514.  
  515. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata passively!
  516.  
  517. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata aggressively!
  518.  
  519. Luna Separata flutters, " Moths are immune to flash "
  520.  
  521. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  522.  
  523. Luna Separata flutters, " Thats their racial trait "
  524.  
  525. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata by the neck!
  526.  
  527. Samantha Judge says, " No they arent "
  528.  
  529. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  530.  
  531. Samantha Judge says, " Ima strangle it "
  532.  
  533. Samantha Judge is strangling Luna Separata!
  534.  
  535. Luna Separata resists against Samantha Judge's grip!
  536.  
  537. Luna Separata has broken free of Samantha Judge's grip!
  538.  
  539. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Dont knowwww "
  540.  
  541. Samantha Judge says, " Cremate it "
  542.  
  543. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata passively!
  544.  
  545. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata aggressively!
  546.  
  547. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  548.  
  549. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata by the neck!
  550.  
  551. Engineering Cyborg-780 queries, " Sec? "
  552.  
  553. Luna Separata resists against Samantha Judge's grip!
  554.  
  555. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Edward Mingle has signed up as Scientist "
  556.  
  557. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Pete Kelmer has signed up as Detective "
  558.  
  559. Luna Separata has broken free of Samantha Judge's grip!
  560.  
  561. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Um. "
  562.  
  563. [Common] Andrew Drake says, " There's a fight in chem "
  564.  
  565. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata passively!
  566.  
  567. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Weird. "
  568.  
  569. [Common] Malcolm Tucker says, " Miners, you have ore satchels "
  570.  
  571. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!
  572.  
  573. Luna Separata has slashed Samantha Judge!
  574.  
  575. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!x2
  576.  
  577. Samantha Judge has pushed Luna Separata!
  578.  
  579. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata passively!
  580.  
  581. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata aggressively!
  582.  
  583. Samantha Judge has pushed Luna Separata!
  584.  
  585. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!
  586.  
  587. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Do not harm that human "
  588.  
  589. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  590.  
  591. Samantha Judge says, " Im not "
  592.  
  593. Samantha Judge attempted to disarm Luna Separata!
  594.  
  595. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!
  596.  
  597. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " I mean them "
  598.  
  599. Samantha Judge attempted to disarm Luna Separata!
  600.  
  601. Luna Separata stabs you in the eye with the screwdriver!
  602.  
  603. Samantha Judge attempted to disarm Luna Separata!
  604.  
  605. Luna Separata stabs you in the eye with the screwdriver!
  606.  
  607. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!x2
  608.  
  609. Luna Separata has slashed Samantha Judge!
  610.  
  611. Samantha Judge has disarmed Luna Separata!
  612.  
  613. Luna Separata has slashed Samantha Judge!
  614.  
  615. The flash emits a blinding light!
  616.  
  617. Your eyes sting a little.
  618.  
  619. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata passively!
  620.  
  621. Luna Separata has slashed Samantha Judge!x2
  622.  
  623. Medibot declares, " Samantha Judge, you appear to be injured! "
  624.  
  625. [Common] Andrew Drake says, " Bard Zodobry has threatened to blow up the cap "
  626.  
  627. Engineering Cyborg-780 has attacked Luna Separata in the left leg with the integrated welding tool!
  628.  
  629. Samantha Judge has sliced Luna Separata in the head with the cultivator!
  630.  
  631. Luna Separata flutters, " Calm down borg "
  632.  
  633. You put the cultivator into the plant data disks box.
  634.  
  635. Luna Separata stabs you in the eye with the screwdriver!
  636.  
  637. [Common] Andrew Drake says, " T He's in chem "
  638.  
  639. Medibot declares, " Wait Luna Separata! I want to help! "
  640.  
  641. [Common] Lepi Mewtera says, " Nice "
  642.  
  643. Samantha Judge has pushed Luna Separata!
  644.  
  645. Engineering Cyborg-780 has attacked Luna Separata in the chest with the integrated welding tool!
  646.  
  647. PR: [tgstation/tgstation] Pull Request opened by MrDoomBringer: #43451 MrDoomBringer - Reduces Supplypod Beacon cost significantly
  648.  
  649. Samantha Judge has punched Luna Separata!
  650.  
  651. Engineering Cyborg-780 has attacked Luna Separata in the chest with the integrated welding tool!
  652.  
  653. [Common] Bard Zodobry exclaims, " No. I didn't! "
  654.  
  655. Samantha Judge has punched Luna Separata!x2
  656.  
  657. Luna Separata has slashed Samantha Judge!x2
  658.  
  659. Samantha Judge attempted to disarm Luna Separata!
  660.  
  661. Engineering Cyborg-780 has attacked Luna Separata in the chest with the integrated welding tool!
  662.  
  663. Samantha Judge has pushed Luna Separata!
  664.  
  665. Samantha Judge has kicked Luna Separata!
  666.  
  667. Samantha Judge has punched Luna Separata!
  668.  
  669. Engineering Cyborg-780 has attacked Luna Separata in the chest with the integrated welding tool!
  670.  
  671. Samantha Judge has kicked Luna Separata!
  672.  
  673. [Common] Bard Zodobry says, " Fuck you anyway andrew "
  674.  
  675. Samantha Judge has kicked Luna Separata!x2
  676.  
  677. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Calm "
  678.  
  679. Samantha Judge has kicked Luna Separata!x3
  680.  
  681. Samantha Judge has knocked Luna Separata down!
  682.  
  683. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata passively!
  684.  
  685. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata aggressively!
  686.  
  687. Samantha Judge says, " The fuckers a ling "
  688.  
  689. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  690.  
  691. Andrew Drake says, " What the fuck "
  692.  
  693. Engineering Cyborg-780 queries, " So are you sure they are a ling? "
  694.  
  695. Samantha Judge says, " It wont stay dead "
  696.  
  697. [Common] Bard Zodobry says, " You little piece of shit "
  698.  
  699. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  700.  
  701. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Ah "
  702.  
  703. Samantha Judge says, " To chapel "
  704.  
  705. Engineering Cyborg-780 queries, " Sure? "
  706.  
  707. [Common] Samantha Judge says, " Yo chapel we got a ling coming ur way "
  708.  
  709. Samantha Judge says, " Yo chapel we got a ling coming ur way "
  710.  
  711. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Do you need dragging "
  712.  
  713. Samantha Judge says, " Yeah immune to flash "
  714.  
  715. Samantha Judge says, " And sure "
  716.  
  717. Engineering Cyborg-780 has grabbed Samantha Judge passively!
  718.  
  719. Andrew Drake asks, " How do you know? "
  720.  
  721. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata passively!
  722.  
  723. Engineering Cyborg-780 has grabbed Samantha Judge passively!
  724.  
  725. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata aggressively!
  726.  
  727. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  728.  
  729. Medibot declares, " Wait Luna Separata! I want to help! "
  730.  
  731. Medibot is trying to inject Luna Separata!
  732.  
  733. Medibot states, " Hey, Luna Separata! Hold on, I'm coming. "
  734.  
  735. Medibot is trying to inject Luna Separata!
  736.  
  737. Medibot retracts its syringe.x2
  738.  
  739. Samantha Judge has kicked Luna Separata!
  740.  
  741. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  742.  
  743. Samantha Judge has grabbed Luna Separata by the neck!
  744.  
  745. [Common] Samantha Judge says, " Yo chaplain "
  746.  
  747. Samantha Judge says, " Yo chaplain "
  748.  
  749. [Common] Samantha Judge says, " We need a ling cremated "
  750.  
  751. Samantha Judge says, " We need a ling cremated "
  752.  
  753. Samantha Judge starts to tighten her grip on Luna Separata!
  754.  
  755. Samantha Judge is strangling Luna Separata!
  756.  
  757. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Lepidopella Bombyx has signed up as Assistant "
  758.  
  759. Luna Separata gasps!
  760.  
  761. [Common] Harrison Lowstetter says, " On way "
  762.  
  763. Luna Separata gasps!
  764.  
  765. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Hello "
  766.  
  767. Samantha Judge stuffs Luna Separata into the morgue tray.
  768.  
  769. Samantha Judge says, " Ling removed "
  770.  
  771. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " They have reports of being a ling "
  772.  
  773. Samantha Judge says, " Fucker was immune to flashes "
  774.  
  775. [Common] Gorbi Fritzl asks, " AI what are you doing? "
  776.  
  777. Samantha Judge says, " Also tried stealing "
  778.  
  779. Harrison Lowstetter puts the mysterious old book of cloud-chasing into the satchel.
  780.  
  781. Samantha Judge says, " Anyway thanx borg "
  782.  
  783. Samantha Judge asks, " Can you drag me back? "
  784.  
  785. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " No problem, I guess "
  786.  
  787. Samantha Judge says, " Low hp and i got leg damage "
  788.  
  789. Engineering Cyborg-780 has grabbed Samantha Judge passively!
  790.  
  791. [Common] Gorbi Fritzl exclaims, " AI is rouge! "
  792.  
  793. You buckle yourself to Engineering Cyborg-780.
  794.  
  795. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " Ugh "
  796.  
  797. Engineering Cyborg-780 has grabbed Samantha Judge passively!
  798.  
  799. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " Please no "
  800.  
  801. Medibot declares, " Samantha Judge, you appear to be injured! "
  802.  
  803. Medibot states, " Hey, Samantha Judge! Hold on, I'm coming. "
  804.  
  805. *Payday processed, account now holds $130.*
  806.  
  807. [Common] Mr.President states, " "I am calling security to you for a pissible crime "
  808.  
  809. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Chuck Bicar has signed up as Assistant "
  810.  
  811. Samantha Judge says, " Wtf "
  812.  
  813. You unbuckle yourself from Engineering Cyborg-780.
  814.  
  815. You feel cool air surround you. You go numb as your senses turn inward.
  816.  
  817. Samantha Judge says, " Thanks borgie "
  818.  
  819. [Common] The Chemistry requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"x2
  820.  
  821. [Service] Kaden Zaun says, " Botany i need mushrooms, tomatoes flour et cetera. "
  822.  
  823. [Common] Gorbi Fritzl asks, " Me? "
  824.  
  825. [Common] The Chemistry requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"x2
  826.  
  827. [Common] Mr.President states, " "Director please head to security "
  828.  
  829. [Common] Bard Zodobry says, " Bobbington you little fuck. I'm going to fuck you up next for putting on fire alarm "
  830.  
  831. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Will passively heal you "
  832.  
  833. [Common] Huey Emmerich asks, " What me? "
  834.  
  835. Medibot states, " An apple a day keeps me away. "
  836.  
  837. Medibot declares, " All patched up! "
  838.  
  839. [Common] Gannon Ackerley says, " Bobbimgton is dead "
  840.  
  841. [Common] Gorbi Fritzl says, " Who the fuck are you talking to you dumb robot "
  842.  
  843. [Common] JC Denton asks, " John Bright are you there? "
  844.  
  845. [Common] Bard Zodobry says, " Not you, you whiny cunt "
  846.  
  847. Breaking Update From Nanotrasen News Network
  848. April Lab IX activated its self destruct device for unknown reasons. Attempts to clone the Captain so he can be arrested and executed are underway.
  849.  
  850.  
  851. Engineering Cyborg-780 queries, " You good? "
  852.  
  853. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " Who knows. "
  854.  
  855. Samantha Judge says, " Ye "
  856.  
  857. Engineering Cyborg-780 states, " Alrighty "
  858.  
  859. The microwave oven turns on.
  860.  
  861. Andrew Drake uses the bucket on Ambrosia Vulgaris.
  862.  
  863. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Phoenix Holmes has signed up as Cook "
  864.  
  865. [Common] Maegan Lafortune says, " Priest come to chem "
  866.  
  867. Samantha Judge says, " Yo "
  868.  
  869. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  870.  
  871. Andrew Drake says, " There she is "
  872.  
  873. [Common] Mr.President states, " "Chief Medical Director Gorbi Fritzl please report to Security . "
  874.  
  875. Samantha Judge says, " It was a ling "
  876.  
  877. Idris Goode says, " Hello there. "
  878.  
  879. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Also certain mushroom varieties available, more for experts! Get certified today! "
  880.  
  881. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  882.  
  883. Andrew Drake puts the bucket into the botany backpack.
  884.  
  885. Samantha Judge says, " Motherfucker was immune to flashes "
  886.  
  887. OOC: Coastfront: why are there 2 wiki's for tgstation
  888.  
  889. The NutriMax beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the NutriMax! "
  890.  
  891. You point at the All-In-One Grinder.
  892.  
  893. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  894.  
  895. Andrew Drake uses the bottle of Robust Harvest on Ambrosia Vulgaris.x2
  896.  
  897. You place the All-In-One Grinder onto the glass table.
  898.  
  899. You add the large beaker to the All-In-One Grinder.
  900.  
  901. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the hydroponics tray and performs a forensic scan.
  902.  
  903. You place the All-In-One Grinder onto the glass table.
  904.  
  905. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  906.  
  907. Andrew Drake says, " I got a bottle of mutagen "
  908.  
  909. Samantha Judge says, " Yo "
  910.  
  911. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  912.  
  913. Andrew Drake says, " Chem was pretty fucked up "
  914.  
  915. OOC: Mr_Fluff: There are two? I only ever saw the one on the official site
  916.  
  917. Samantha Judge says, " Nice "
  918.  
  919. [Common] Kaden Zaun says, " Ai fix temperature in kitchen already. Please. "
  920.  
  921. Samantha Judge asks, " Could you get some gaia for u? "
  922.  
  923. Idris Goode says, " If someone would kindly let me out .. "
  924.  
  925. [Common] Bard Zodobry says, " HEY CHAP! you fuck come to chem if you want to see a god's miracle "
  926.  
  927. Idris Goode smiles.
  928.  
  929. Pete Kelmer says, " Not sure about how lings work fi they leave human DNA when mdisguised "
  930.  
  931. [Common] Aria Greenwater asks, " AI, Can you fix the doors in Xenobio entrance please? "
  932.  
  933. Idris Goode says, " Thanks. "
  934.  
  935. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Susie Susie has signed up as Head of Security "
  936.  
  937. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  938.  
  939. Andrew Drake uses the bottle of Robust Harvest on strange plant.
  940.  
  941. Samantha Judge says, " Lings transform dna "
  942.  
  943. Andrew Drake uses the bucket on strange plant.
  944.  
  945. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Kaleb Owen has signed up as Medical Doctor "
  946.  
  947. Andrew Drake puts the bucket into the botany backpack.
  948.  
  949. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Dominick Hoopengarner has signed up as Botanist "
  950.  
  951. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Also certain mushroom varieties available, more for experts! Get certified today! "
  952.  
  953. Pete Kelmer says, " Well, then we got a victim and a ling splattered around here "
  954.  
  955. Samantha Judge says, " I was the victim "
  956.  
  957. [Common] The Chemistry requests console exclaims, " New minerals available! "
  958.  
  959. Pete Kelmer says, " Ah "
  960.  
  961. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at Samantha Judge and performs a forensic scan.
  962.  
  963. Andrew Drake uses the bucket on Ambrosia Vulgaris.
  964.  
  965. Samantha Judge says, " I crunched the ling and a borg helped "
  966.  
  967. Andrew Drake uses the bucket on Ambrosia Vulgaris.
  968.  
  969. Andrew Drake puts the bucket into the botany backpack.
  970.  
  971. Samantha Judge says, " We destroyed the fucker and cremated "
  972.  
  973. [Common] Bard Zodobry says, " No. shut up and make those grenades faster "
  974.  
  975. Pete Kelmer says, " Good "
  976.  
  977. Andrew Drake uses Unstable mutagen bottle on Ambrosia Vulgaris.x2
  978.  
  979. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at Hydroponics Backroom and performs a forensic scan.
  980.  
  981. Andrew Drake uses Unstable mutagen bottle on Ambrosia Vulgaris.x2
  982.  
  983. Ambrosia Vulgaris suddenly mutates into Ambrosia Deus!
  984.  
  985. Kaden Zaun exclaims, " Yo Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli! "
  986.  
  987.  
  988. Central Command Update
  989.  
  990.  
  991. Electrical Storm Alert
  992.  
  993. An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.
  994.  
  995.  
  996. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at Hydroponics Maintenance and performs a forensic scan.
  997.  
  998. Phoenix Holmes says, " Howdy Kaden "
  999.  
  1000. [Common] JC Denton says, " Engineer or janitor to brig "
  1001.  
  1002. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the blood and performs a forensic scan.
  1003.  
  1004. Andrew Drake asks, " Should we keep going with this one or get Deus seeds? "
  1005.  
  1006. Phoenix Holmes asks, " What you cook-aing today? "
  1007.  
  1008. [Common] JC Denton says, " All of our lights popped "
  1009.  
  1010. Kaden Zaun says, " What you feel "
  1011.  
  1012. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the MegaSeed Servitor! "
  1013.  
  1014. Kaden Zaun asks, " Its hot isnt it? "
  1015.  
  1016. You plant the pack of chili seeds.
  1017.  
  1018. Dominick Hoopengarner asks, " Oh really? Two botanists already? "
  1019.  
  1020. Samantha Judge says, " Yo grab me some mutagen "
  1021.  
  1022. Kaden Zaun points at Kitchen Air Alarm.
  1023.  
  1024. Samantha Judge says, " Pls "
  1025.  
  1026. [Common] Reed Muller says, " Janitor to HoP office with some lights "
  1027.  
  1028. Dominick Hoopengarner says, " Dayum "
  1029.  
  1030. John Adams slurs, " Whahts up' "
  1031.  
  1032. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Stan Taylor has signed up as Security Officer "
  1033.  
  1034. John Adams slurs, " I have boot'ahny access "
  1035.  
  1036. Dominick Hoopengarner says, " Hey "
  1037.  
  1038. John Adams slurs, " Also im'...huuuhhh...'drunk "
  1039.  
  1040. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Molly M. Tea has signed up as Janitor "
  1041.  
  1042. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the MegaSeed Servitor! "
  1043.  
  1044. That's a hydroponics tray.
  1045.  
  1046. Some kind of machine.
  1047.  
  1048. Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.
  1049.  
  1050. It's empty.
  1051.  
  1052. Water: 100/100.
  1053.  
  1054. Nutrient: 10/10.
  1055.  
  1056. [Common] Harrison Lowstetter says, " Im releasing a shade DONT KILL IT "
  1057.  
  1058. That's a hydroponics tray.
  1059.  
  1060. Some kind of machine.
  1061.  
  1062. Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.
  1063.  
  1064. It has Carrots planted.
  1065.  
  1066. Water: 100/100.
  1067.  
  1068. Nutrient: 10/10.
  1069.  
  1070. Andrew Drake asks, " Why are you here? "
  1071.  
  1072. John Adams slurs, " Caarrootch "
  1073.  
  1074. John Adams slurs, " Ah'skkk the HOP "
  1075.  
  1076. Andrew Drake asks, " For a bounty? "
  1077.  
  1078. [Common] Aeiou says, " Huey come to the theatre "
  1079.  
  1080. [Common] Aeiou says, " Skub costs 75 moneys "
  1081.  
  1082. Kaden Zaun says, " I need wheat "
  1083.  
  1084. You remove the weeds from the hydroponics tray.
  1085.  
  1086. You put the cultivator into the botany backpack.
  1087.  
  1088. Kaden Zaun says, " Tomatoes "
  1089.  
  1090. The NutriMax beeps, " Plants are people too! "
  1091.  
  1092. You remove the weeds from the hydroponics tray.x2
  1093.  
  1094. [Common] Bard Zodobry exclaims, " Come in lad! "
  1095.  
  1096. You remove the weeds from the hydroponics tray.
  1097.  
  1098. You put the cultivator into the botany backpack.
  1099.  
  1100. Andrew Drake says, " We'll get some wheat "
  1101.  
  1102. Breaking Update From Nanotrasen News Network
  1103. Repairs to AprilFoolsStation 13 are underway after an elite Syndicate death squad was wiped out by the crew.
  1104.  
  1105.  
  1106.  
  1107. Captain Announces
  1108.  
  1109. The next supposed Changeling caught on the station, Do not cremate or otherwise disintergrate the corpse if you do not have approval from me, Instead take it to the Research department.
  1110.  
  1111.  
  1112. *Payday processed, account now holds $150.*
  1113.  
  1114. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the MegaSeed Servitor! "
  1115.  
  1116. You push the wall but nothing happens!
  1117.  
  1118. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Rick Watson has signed up as Assistant "
  1119.  
  1120. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Lukas Stansilavovski has signed up as Assistant "
  1121.  
  1122. [Common] JC Denton says, " Captain to hopline please "
  1123.  
  1124. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the MegaSeed Servitor! "
  1125.  
  1126. That's a hydroponics tray.
  1127.  
  1128. Some kind of machine.
  1129.  
  1130. Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.
  1131.  
  1132. It has Chili Plants planted.
  1133.  
  1134. Water: 85/100.
  1135.  
  1136. Nutrient: 7/10.
  1137.  
  1138. The status display reads: Tray efficiency at 100% .
  1139.  
  1140. [Common] Dominick Hoopengarner says, " Help chemistry "
  1141.  
  1142. [Common] Gorbi Fritzl says, " Sec to chemistry "
  1143.  
  1144. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Hands down the best seed selection on the station! "
  1145.  
  1146. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Blake Ewing has signed up as Station Engineer "
  1147.  
  1148. You harvest 6.5 items from the strange plant.
  1149.  
  1150. [Common] Maegan Lafortune says, " Intruder to chem "
  1151.  
  1152. You extract some seeds.
  1153.  
  1154. Andrew Drake uproots the weeds.
  1155.  
  1156. You extract some seeds.x5
  1157.  
  1158. Andrew Drake uses the bucket on Ambrosia Deus.
  1159.  
  1160. Pete calms down.
  1161.  
  1162. Pete gets an evil-looking gleam in her eye.
  1163.  
  1164. Pete stops moving...
  1165.  
  1166. [Common] Harrison Lowstetter asks, " This miner in mourge ok to bury? "
  1167.  
  1168. You extract some seeds.
  1169.  
  1170. Andrew Drake uproots the weeds.
  1171.  
  1172. You put everything you could in the portable seed extractor.
  1173.  
  1174. You add the pack of strange seeds to the machine.
  1175.  
  1176. [Common] Tim Burns says, " We're locked in xeno lab "
  1177.  
  1178. Andrew Drake uses the bucket on Ambrosia Deus.x3
  1179.  
  1180. Samantha Judge has thrown the pack of strange seeds.
  1181.  
  1182. You add the pack of strange seeds to the machine.
  1183.  
  1184. Samantha Judge has thrown the pack of strange seeds.
  1185.  
  1186. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Vinny Johnson has signed up as Bartender "
  1187.  
  1188. You add the pack of strange seeds to the machine.
  1189.  
  1190. Samantha Judge has thrown the pack of strange seeds.
  1191.  
  1192. You add the pack of strange seeds to the machine.
  1193.  
  1194. Samantha Judge has thrown the pack of strange seeds.
  1195.  
  1196. [Common] Tim Burns says, " Or were someone just opened it "
  1197.  
  1198. Samantha Judge says, " Yo "
  1199.  
  1200. Samantha Judge says, " Got any mutagen "
  1201.  
  1202. Andrew Drake says, " Yeah "
  1203.  
  1204. Andrew Drake says, " A bit "
  1205.  
  1206. Samantha Judge says, " Pass me some "
  1207.  
  1208. Samantha Judge says, " We need some ghost chilis "
  1209.  
  1210. Samantha Judge uses Unstable mutagen bottle on Chili Plants.
  1211.  
  1212. Andrew Drake says, " That's all "
  1213.  
  1214. The portable seed extractor cannot hold Unstable mutagen bottle!
  1215.  
  1216. Samantha Judge uses Unstable mutagen bottle on Chili Plants.
  1217.  
  1218. The portable seed extractor cannot hold Unstable mutagen bottle!x2
  1219.  
  1220. You put Unstable mutagen bottle into the botany backpack.
  1221.  
  1222. You harvest 7 items from the Chili Plants.
  1223.  
  1224. Samantha Judge says, " F "
  1225.  
  1226. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Also certain mushroom varieties available, more for experts! Get certified today! "
  1227.  
  1228. Samantha Judge says, " Ill go get some more "
  1229.  
  1230. [Common] Harrison Lowstetter says, " Service in the chapel for our fallern miner "
  1231.  
  1232. Pete Kelmer says, " Well, in the backpack at least "
  1233.  
  1234. Samantha Judge says, " Yo "
  1235.  
  1236. Nick Valentine points at Dominick Hoopengarner.
  1237.  
  1238. Medical Cyborg-780 states, " Dont punch me please. "
  1239.  
  1240. Nick Valentine has pulled Dominick Hoopengarner from Bryan Elderson's grip.
  1241.  
  1242. Nick Valentine has grabbed Dominick Hoopengarner passively!
  1243.  
  1244. Samantha Judge says, " STOP PUNCHIN THE FUCKING MEDICAL BORG "
  1245.  
  1246. Idris Goode fires the disabler!
  1247.  
  1248. Bard Zodobry is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!
  1249.  
  1250. The flash emits a blinding light!
  1251.  
  1252. Your eyes sting a little.
  1253.  
  1254. Idris Goode fires the disabler!x2
  1255.  
  1256. The portable seed extractor cannot hold the large beaker!
  1257.  
  1258. Idris Goode fires the disabler!
  1259.  
  1260. You put the large beaker into the botany backpack.
  1261.  
  1262. Medical Cyborg-780 states, " Thank you "
  1263.  
  1264. Idris Goode is trying to put handcuffs on Bard Zodobry!
  1265.  
  1266. Samantha Judge says, " Yo chem "
  1267.  
  1268. Idris Goode has grabbed Bard Zodobry passively!
  1269.  
  1270. Idris Goode nods.
  1271.  
  1272. Pete Kelmer puts the crew pinpointer into the satchel.
  1273.  
  1274. Idris Goode is trying to put handcuffs on Bard Zodobry!
  1275.  
  1276. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Kelsey Jones has signed up as Assistant "
  1277.  
  1278. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  1279.  
  1280. Idris Goode has grabbed Bard Zodobry aggressively!
  1281.  
  1282. Bard Zodobry has broken free of Idris Goode's grip!
  1283.  
  1284. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  1285.  
  1286. Medical Cyborg-780 states, " I do not know why they are attackign me "
  1287.  
  1288. Idris Goode has stunned Bard Zodobry with the stun baton!
  1289.  
  1290. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  1291.  
  1292. Idris Goode puts the stun baton into the security backpack.
  1293.  
  1294. Idris Goode is trying to put handcuffs on Bard Zodobry!
  1295.  
  1296. Maegan Lafortune says, " He is here "
  1297.  
  1298. Medical Cyborg-780 has grabbed Dominick Hoopengarner passively!
  1299.  
  1300. Bard Zodobry says, " Sorry but chems have drugged me "
  1301.  
  1302. Maegan Lafortune says, " Leave him "
  1303.  
  1304. Idris Goode says, " Punching borgs isn't cool. "
  1305.  
  1306. Samantha Judge says, " Yo "
  1307.  
  1308. Samantha Judge says, " Iris "
  1309.  
  1310. Bryan Elderson asks, " Can someone call the janitor? "
  1311.  
  1312. [Common] Aeiou says, " WHO WANTS TO BE SACRIFICED IN A BID OF SKUB BASED NECROMANCY "
  1313.  
  1314. Samantha Judge asks, " Can i yoink a chem dispenser? "
  1315.  
  1316. Idris Goode says, " Regardless of permission. "
  1317.  
  1318. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.x3
  1319.  
  1320. OOC: Punch RockBeef: I remember that bulge.
  1321.  
  1322. Idris Goode smiles.
  1323.  
  1324. Bard Zodobry says, " CHEMS HAVE DRUGGED ME "
  1325.  
  1326. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the footprints and performs a forensic scan.
  1327.  
  1328. OOC: Gooboi: whut
  1329.  
  1330. Idris Goode says, " That's a serious offence. "
  1331.  
  1332. Samantha Judge says, " Yo chem bois "
  1333.  
  1334. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  1335.  
  1336. OOC: Coastfront: owo
  1337.  
  1338. OOC: Gooboi: OOC has been disabled.
  1339.  
  1340. OOC: Kittenplays: OwO
  1341.  
  1342. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  1343.  
  1344. Bryan Elderson says, " Hey "
  1345.  
  1346. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the floor and performs a forensic scan.
  1347.  
  1348. Samantha Judge asks, " Can i yoink a chemistry dispenser? "
  1349.  
  1350. Pete Kelmer points the forensic scanner at the footprints and performs a forensic scan.
  1351.  
  1352. Samantha Judge says, " I need it for botany "
  1353.  
  1354. OOC: Dogera : owo owo
  1355.  
  1356. Maegan Lafortune says, " Not rly "
  1357.  
  1358. Pete Kelmer places the forensic scanner into the disposal unit.
  1359.  
  1360. OOC: Urumasi: IC has been disabled.
  1361.  
  1362. Bryan Elderson exclaims, " Why not! "
  1363.  
  1364. OOC: Redcode: UwO
  1365.  
  1366. Pete Kelmer says, " ... "
  1367.  
  1368. Nick Valentine has thrown the penlight.
  1369.  
  1370. OOC: Dogera : Station is disabled.
  1371.  
  1372. Samantha Judge says, " So can I/ "
  1373.  
  1374. Nick Valentine tries to stuff Idris Goode into the body bag.
  1375.  
  1376. OOC: Coastfront: you have been banned
  1377.  
  1378. Samantha Judge says, " Its kinda a requirement to spam unstable mutagen "
  1379.  
  1380. OOC: Urumasi: Indeed
  1381.  
  1382. [Common] Reed Muller says, " Janitor to HopLine "
  1383.  
  1384. You begin unsecuring the chem dispenser...
  1385.  
  1386. You unsecure the chem dispenser.
  1387.  
  1388. [Common] Aeiou says, " Is anyone willing to be sacrificed to the skub gods "
  1389.  
  1390. Runtime grooms its fur.
  1391.  
  1392. You begin securing the chem dispenser...
  1393.  
  1394. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " Chaplain "
  1395.  
  1396. You secure the chem dispenser.
  1397.  
  1398. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " You should doit "
  1399.  
  1400. Samantha Judge says, " Just moving this out here "
  1401.  
  1402. You put the medical wrench into the botany backpack.
  1403.  
  1404. You add the large beaker to the chem dispenser.
  1405.  
  1406. The solution begins to bubble.
  1407.  
  1408. [Common] Maegan Lafortune says, " Ah ok "
  1409.  
  1410. The solution begins to bubble.
  1411.  
  1412. You put the large beaker into the botany backpack.
  1413.  
  1414. Bryan Elderson says, " Cmon not the entire machine "
  1415.  
  1416. [Common] Reed Muller says, " To clarify: Janitor to hopline or youre all fired "
  1417.  
  1418. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Scott Vasilyev has signed up as Security Officer "
  1419.  
  1420. Samantha Judge says, " I cant really "
  1421.  
  1422. Samantha Judge says, " Like "
  1423.  
  1424. [Common] Pete Kelmer asks, " Cargo, wanna open up for a detective? "
  1425.  
  1426. Samantha Judge says, " I need it or need access to it whenevr "
  1427.  
  1428. Samantha Judge says, " I can put it back "
  1429.  
  1430. [Common] Aeiou says, " COME TO THE THEATRE TO BE SACRIFICED TO THE SKUB GODS "
  1431.  
  1432. Samantha Judge says, " But "
  1433.  
  1434. Samantha Judge says, " I just need shittons of unstable mutagen "
  1435.  
  1436. You begin unsecuring the chem dispenser...
  1437.  
  1438. You unsecure the chem dispenser.
  1439.  
  1440. [Common] Anatoli Sartorius slurs, " III ahM' AT...huuuhhh...TTTHE' TH'EATRRE "
  1441.  
  1442. You begin securing the chem dispenser...
  1443.  
  1444. The Chemistry requests console exclaims, " New minerals available! "
  1445.  
  1446. You secure the chem dispenser.
  1447.  
  1448. You put the medical wrench into the botany backpack.
  1449.  
  1450. [Common] Susie Susie says, " Yo atmos tech who x-4'd my officec could you not "
  1451.  
  1452. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the MegaSeed Servitor! "
  1453.  
  1454. [Common] Malcolm Tucker asks, " Who? "
  1455.  
  1456. You harvest 10 items from the Ambrosia Deus.
  1457.  
  1458. *Payday processed, account now holds $170.*
  1459.  
  1460. You extract some seeds.
  1461.  
  1462. [Common] Malcolm Tucker says, " Give me a name "
  1463.  
  1464. You add the pack of ambrosia deus seeds to the machine.
  1465.  
  1466. Andrew Drake uproots the weeds.
  1467.  
  1468. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Liam Wood has signed up as Assistant "
  1469.  
  1470. [Common] Patches-The-Breach yells, " RUN!!! "
  1471.  
  1472. Andrew Drake asks, " Did you get any? "
  1473.  
  1474. You add the pack of ambrosia deus seeds to the machine.
  1475.  
  1476. You add Omnizine production 15% (plant data disk) to the disk compartmentalizer.
  1477.  
  1478. You add Capsaicin Oil production 25% (plant data disk) to the disk compartmentalizer.
  1479.  
  1480. [Common] Lepi Mewtera yells, " WHICH CUNT!! "
  1481.  
  1482. You add the plant data disk to the machine.
  1483.  
  1484. [Common] Lepi Mewtera yells, " BOMBED OR SM!! "
  1485.  
  1486. You add Synaptizine production 15% (plant data disk) to the disk compartmentalizer.
  1487.  
  1488. [Common] Lepi Mewtera says, " YOU FUCKING DICK HEAD "
  1489.  
  1490. You harvest 7 items from the Chili Plants.
  1491.  
  1492. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1493.  
  1494. The pests seem to behave oddly, but quickly settle down...
  1495.  
  1496. The large beaker's transfer amount is now 15 units.
  1497.  
  1498. The large beaker's transfer amount is now 20 units.
  1499.  
  1500. The large beaker's transfer amount is now 25 units.
  1501.  
  1502. The large beaker's transfer amount is now 30 units.
  1503.  
  1504. The large beaker's transfer amount is now 50 units.
  1505.  
  1506. The large beaker's transfer amount is now 100 units.
  1507.  
  1508. The large beaker's transfer amount is now 5 units.
  1509.  
  1510. The large beaker's transfer amount is now 10 units.
  1511.  
  1512. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1513.  
  1514. The plants don't seem to react...
  1515.  
  1516. The empty tray is overtaken by some Reishi!
  1517.  
  1518. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1519.  
  1520. Kaden Zaun has added the wheat to the smartfridge.
  1521.  
  1522. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1523.  
  1524. The plant shrivels and burns.
  1525.  
  1526. Andrew Drake asks, " What are the ghosts for? "
  1527.  
  1528. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1529.  
  1530. [Common] Matthias McGray says, " Come on, stop fucking with me "
  1531.  
  1532. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1533.  
  1534. The plants don't seem to react...
  1535.  
  1536. Samantha Judge says, " Crowd control "
  1537.  
  1538. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1539.  
  1540. The pests seem to behave oddly, but quickly settle down...
  1541.  
  1542. Andrew Drake uproots the weeds.
  1543.  
  1544. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1545.  
  1546. The plant shrivels and burns.
  1547.  
  1548. [Common] Aeiou says, " Come to the theatre to watch anatoli be sacrificed to skub "
  1549.  
  1550. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1551.  
  1552. The pests seem to behave oddly, but quickly settle down...
  1553.  
  1554. The large beaker is empty.
  1555.  
  1556. You put the large beaker into the botany backpack.
  1557.  
  1558. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Maxwell Ingenus has signed up as Security Officer "
  1559.  
  1560. The NutriMax beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the NutriMax! "
  1561.  
  1562. Samantha Judge uses the ammonia bottle on Chili Plants.x3
  1563.  
  1564. The ammonia bottle is empty.x5
  1565.  
  1566. You put the ammonia bottle into the botany backpack.
  1567.  
  1568. That's a hydroponics tray.
  1569.  
  1570. Some kind of machine.
  1571.  
  1572. Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.
  1573.  
  1574. It has Chili Plants planted.
  1575.  
  1576. It's dead!
  1577.  
  1578. Water: 21/100.
  1579.  
  1580. Nutrient: 10/10.
  1581.  
  1582. The status display reads: Tray efficiency at 100% .
  1583.  
  1584. You remove the dead plant from the hydroponics tray.
  1585.  
  1586. That's a hydroponics tray.
  1587.  
  1588. Some kind of machine.
  1589.  
  1590. Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.
  1591.  
  1592. It's empty.
  1593.  
  1594. Water: 21/100.
  1595.  
  1596. Nutrient: 10/10.
  1597.  
  1598. The status display reads: Tray efficiency at 100% .
  1599.  
  1600. That's a hydroponics tray.
  1601.  
  1602. Some kind of machine.
  1603.  
  1604. Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.
  1605.  
  1606. It's empty.
  1607.  
  1608. Water: 21/100.
  1609.  
  1610. Nutrient: 10/10.
  1611.  
  1612. The status display reads: Tray efficiency at 100% .
  1613.  
  1614. -- Administrator private message --
  1615.  
  1616. Admin PM from- MortoSasye : Hello, can i know what happened between you and Luna Separata?
  1617.  
  1618. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  1619.  
  1620. PM to- Admins : Immune to flashes, was a ling
  1621.  
  1622. You extract some seeds.
  1623.  
  1624. Andrew Drake asks, " Sam? "
  1625.  
  1626. Samantha Judge has thrown the pack of ambrosia deus seeds.
  1627.  
  1628. You extract some seeds.
  1629.  
  1630. Samantha Judge says, " Yo "
  1631.  
  1632. That's a hydroponics tray.
  1633.  
  1634. Some kind of machine.
  1635.  
  1636. Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.
  1637.  
  1638. It's empty.
  1639.  
  1640. Water: 21/100.
  1641.  
  1642. Nutrient: 10/10.
  1643.  
  1644. The status display reads: Tray efficiency at 100% .
  1645.  
  1646. Andrew Drake asks, " Got mutagen? "
  1647.  
  1648. You plant the pack of chili seeds.
  1649.  
  1650. The empty tray is overtaken by some Plump-Helmet Mushrooms!
  1651.  
  1652. Samantha Judge says, " Not anymore "
  1653.  
  1654. [Common] Mr.President states, " Current Active Laws: "
  1655.  
  1656. Andrew Drake uproots the weeds.
  1657.  
  1658. [Common] Mr.President states, " 1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. "
  1659.  
  1660. [Common] Mr.President states, " 2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. "
  1661.  
  1662. Samantha Judge says, " Ill go get some moar "
  1663.  
  1664. [Common] Cash Nihil says, " Anotehr expliosion at my workplace "
  1665.  
  1666. [Common] Mr.President states, " 3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law. "
  1667.  
  1668. Mopficcer Sweepsky begins to clean up the blood.
  1669.  
  1670. You add the large beaker to the chem dispenser.
  1671.  
  1672. The solution begins to bubble.
  1673.  
  1674. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Victor Matfield has signed up as Janitor "
  1675.  
  1676. You put the large beaker into the botany backpack.
  1677.  
  1678. Samantha Judge says, " Yo like srs "
  1679.  
  1680. Samantha Judge says, " Can i just borrow the entire dispenser "
  1681.  
  1682. [Common] Aeiou says, " ITS TIME "
  1683.  
  1684. [Common] Aeiou says, " TO SACRIFICE HIM "
  1685.  
  1686. [Common] Aeiou says, " ALL HAIL SKUB "
  1687.  
  1688. Samantha Judge says, " Ill even give you "
  1689.  
  1690. Samantha Judge says, " Fun drugs "
  1691.  
  1692. [Common] Lepi Mewtera says, " LANYA "
  1693.  
  1694. Bryan Elderson says, " Okay but u have to give it back after all of ur shit "
  1695.  
  1696. [Common] Anatoli Sartorius slurs, " AhLL HAIL chKUB "
  1697.  
  1698. Samantha Judge says, " Sure "
  1699.  
  1700. [Common] Lepi Mewtera exclaims, " ITS GOTTA BE RESEARCHED! "
  1701.  
  1702. You begin unsecuring the chem dispenser...
  1703.  
  1704. You unsecure the chem dispenser.
  1705.  
  1706. Oliver Blackwood places the box into the disposal unit.
  1707.  
  1708. [Common] Bard Zodobry asks, " URM... HELLO! is that disabled piece of shit working? "
  1709.  
  1710. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " FOR SKUB "
  1711.  
  1712. -- Administrator private message --
  1713.  
  1714. Admin PM from- MortoSasye : Being inmune to flashes doesn't make a person a ling. Also, it's funny you say this after killing them when they grabbed a beaker from botany, and going as far as cremating them.
  1715.  
  1716. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  1717.  
  1718. Andrew Drake says, " Oh "
  1719.  
  1720. Andrew Drake says, " Nice "
  1721.  
  1722. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " FOR "
  1723.  
  1724. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " SKUB "
  1725.  
  1726. [Common] Aeiou says, " FOR SKUB "
  1727.  
  1728. Phoenix Holmes asks, " Got any fruits? "
  1729.  
  1730. [Common] Bard Zodobry asks, " Hello respond! is that junk working? "
  1731.  
  1732. Andrew Drake says, " Hey "
  1733.  
  1734. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " ALL HAIL SKUB, ALL HAIL SKUB "
  1735.  
  1736. PM to- Admins : they stole the all in one grinder, also immune to flashes is a ling trait
  1737.  
  1738. Andrew Drake says, " We can grow some "
  1739.  
  1740. [Common] Cash Nihil says, " Detective come engi please "
  1741.  
  1742. You begin securing the chem dispenser...
  1743.  
  1744. Andrew Drake asks, " Any preferance? "
  1745.  
  1746. [Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, " Louise Johnsons has signed up as Medical Doctor "
  1747.  
  1748. You secure the chem dispenser.
  1749.  
  1750. You put the medical wrench into the botany backpack.
  1751.  
  1752. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1753.  
  1754. The plants don't seem to react...
  1755.  
  1756. Cleanbot begins to clean up the blood.
  1757.  
  1758. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Also certain mushroom varieties available, more for experts! Get certified today! "
  1759.  
  1760. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1761.  
  1762. The plants don't seem to react...
  1763.  
  1764. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1765.  
  1766. The plant shrivels and burns.
  1767.  
  1768. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1769.  
  1770. The plants don't seem to react...
  1771.  
  1772. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1773.  
  1774. The plants don't seem to react...
  1775.  
  1776. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.x2
  1777.  
  1778. The plant shrivels and burns.
  1779.  
  1780. Andrew Drake uses the bottle of Robust Harvest on Wheat Stalks.
  1781.  
  1782. You put the large beaker into the botany backpack.
  1783.  
  1784. The empty tray is overtaken by some Fly Amanitas!
  1785.  
  1786. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " GET THE CAPTAIN'S SABRE "
  1787.  
  1788. Andrew Drake places the bottle of Robust Harvest into the disposal unit.
  1789.  
  1790. You remove the weeds from the hydroponics tray.
  1791.  
  1792. You put the cultivator into the botany backpack.
  1793.  
  1794. You remove the dead plant from the hydroponics tray.
  1795.  
  1796. You extract some seeds.
  1797.  
  1798. [Common] Huey Emmerich says, " FOR THE SKUB SACRIFICE. "
  1799.  
  1800. Samantha Judge says, " I cant get "
  1801.  
  1802. Samantha Judge says, " Ghost chilis to grow "
  1803.  
  1804. You plant the pack of chili seeds.
  1805.  
  1806. [Common] Aeiou says, "FOR SKUB"x2
  1807.  
  1808. Phoenix Holmes has thrown the space milk.
  1809.  
  1810. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Ambrosia Deus.
  1811.  
  1812. The pests seem to behave oddly, but quickly settle down...
  1813.  
  1814. The solution begins to bubble.
  1815.  
  1816. [Common] Huey Emmerich exclaims, " FOR SKUB! "
  1817.  
  1818. Phoenix Holmes has thrown the pepper mill.
  1819.  
  1820. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Ambrosia Deus.
  1821.  
  1822. The few weeds in the hydroponics tray seem to react, but only for a moment...
  1823.  
  1824. The large beaker is empty.
  1825.  
  1826. Andrew Drake uses the beaker on Ambrosia Deus.
  1827.  
  1828. Ambrosia Deus suddenly mutates into Ambrosia Gaia!
  1829.  
  1830. You put the large beaker into the botany backpack.
  1831.  
  1832. Samantha Judge says, " Yeet "
  1833.  
  1834. That's a hydroponics tray.
  1835.  
  1836. Some kind of machine.
  1837.  
  1838. Use a pen on it to rename it or change its description.
  1839.  
  1840. It has Chili Plants planted.
  1841.  
  1842. Water: 5/100.
  1843.  
  1844. Nutrient: 8/10.
  1845.  
  1846. The status display reads: Tray efficiency at 100% .
  1847.  
  1848. You add the large beaker to the chem dispenser.
  1849.  
  1850. [Common] Aeiou says, " HAIL SKUB "
  1851.  
  1852. The solution begins to bubble.
  1853.  
  1854. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the MegaSeed Servitor! "
  1855.  
  1856. You add the large beaker to the chem dispenser.
  1857.  
  1858. Andrew Drake says, " Ill take care of it "
  1859.  
  1860. -- Administrator private message --
  1861.  
  1862. Admin PM from- MortoSasye : What you did is overescalation, and you already have a note related to something similar. I will apply a ban since it's obvious you haven't read the rules, and i really doubt this was caused due to being inexperienced.
  1863.  
  1864. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  1865.  
  1866. Kaden Zaun says, " Thank you "
  1867.  
  1868. The solution begins to bubble.
  1869.  
  1870. Andrew Drake uses the bucket on Tomato Plants.
  1871.  
  1872. Andrew Drake uses the bucket on Ambrosia Gaia.
  1873.  
  1874. [Common] Bard Zodobry exclaims, " Okay i assume that shit is working! Well listen up you whiny cunts! Chems are making grenades now! We are going to implant them in me and i'm going to go to jihad on captain because we want med to be independent state! "
  1875.  
  1876. Incoming message from Plasma Lovers Union 68
  1877. We declare mega war on you. Send a deathsquad or some shit so I can kick your corporate asses
  1878.  
  1879.  
  1880. Andrew Drake uproots the weeds.
  1881.  
  1882. [Common] Samir Al-Hajeed says, " AI, set this door to emergeny access "
  1883.  
  1884. PM to- Admins : uh? this is my second time playing on the server#also, flashing is a good way to check for lings especially if said ling then attacks me for grabbing them
  1885.  
  1886. [Common] Maegan Lafortune says, " What the fuck "
  1887.  
  1888. Andrew Drake says, " I dont know anything about ghost chillis "
  1889.  
  1890. [Common] Maegan Lafortune says, " We dont have any grneades "
  1891.  
  1892. The NutriMax beeps, " Thank you for shopping with the NutriMax! "
  1893.  
  1894. The MegaSeed Servitor beeps, " THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME! "
  1895.  
  1896. Andrew Drake uses the bottle of Robust Harvest on Wheat Stalks.
  1897.  
  1898. PM to- Admins : also, standard procedure for lings that I carry across is immediate cremation, because fuck having a ling infestation
  1899.  
  1900. Andrew Drake uses the bottle of Robust Harvest on Tomato Plants.
  1901.  
  1902. The solution begins to bubble.
  1903.  
  1904. The NutriMax beeps, " Aren't you glad you don't have to fertilize the natural way? "
  1905.  
  1906. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1907.  
  1908. You put the large beaker into the botany backpack.
  1909.  
  1910. *Payday processed, account now holds $140.*
  1911.  
  1912. You fill the bucket with 20 units of the contents of the high-capacity water tank.x2
  1913.  
  1914. Samantha Judge uses the bucket on Chili Plants.x2
  1915.  
  1916. You put the bucket into the botany backpack.
  1917.  
  1918. Samantha Judge uses the large beaker on Chili Plants.
  1919.  
  1920. Andrew Drake uproots the weeds.
  1921.  
  1922. You add the large beaker to BrewMaster 2199.
  1923.  
  1924. You add Unstable mutagen bottle to BrewMaster 2199.
  1925.  
  1926. You have been banned by MortoSasye from the server.
  1927. Reason: Killed a moth that stole a beaker from botany, said they were a ling due to being unable to be flashed and to put the cherry on top they asked the chaplain to cremate them. This seems more like you creating an excuse to kill them than commiting a mistake; read the rules, don\'t overescalate.
  1928. This ban is temporary, it will be removed in 1440 minutes. The round ID is 105220.
  1929. To appeal this ban go to https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewforum.php?f=7
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