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- You are Tritus McConnors, a noble living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a
- pouch of gold and a small dagger. You are awakened by one of your servants who
- tells you that your keep is under attack. You look out the window and see hordes
- of orcs pouring into the city. They are well-armed with axes, swords, spears,
- bows and arrows
- > Command army to defend keep
- You order your troops to hold the line as best they can. The orcs do not know
- what hit them. A few of them attempt to flee but most remain where they are.
- "Hold!" you shout and the soldiers obey.
- The orcs begin to pour through the gates
- > Send diplomatic letter to orc leader
- You write a letter to the orc leader explaining that you will not allow his people
- to be slaughtered and that he should surrender peacefully.
- He writes back thanking you for your letter and says that he has no intention
- on doing so
- > Assassinate orc leader
- You find out that the orc leader is planning an attack on the city of Klyton.
- He sends word to him that if he attacks, then he will personally lead the charge.
- You go to the orc camp and kill him before he can make it to the city
- > Retrieve bounty
- You recover the money from the dead orc and give it to the messenger who took
- it from you. He thanks you and leaves with the money.
- > go home
- You return to your own home and spend some time relaxing. When night comes, you
- retire to bed and sleep well
- > wake up
- You awaken to find that the messenger has returned. He tells you that the orc
- leader has been killed by one of your men. You are furious at this news and
- rush to the city of Klyton to confront the man who did this to you
- > find the killer
- You head to the orc camp and find the orc who murdered the orc leader. He was
- a young man named Drol. He was caught stealing food from the kitchens when the
- orc leader came looking for him. He claims that he thought the orc would just
- beat him up or something
- > Reward him for saving the keep
- You tell him that he saved the keep and gives him a sack full of coins
- > hire orc as bodyguard
- You decide to pay him a monthly salary of 500 gold pieces. He accepts this offer
- and stays at the Keep until he earns enough to buy his own house
- > invite Drol for Thanksgiving
- You invite Drol to dinner and he happily accepts
- > romance Drol
- After several months of dating, you finally get married! Your wedding day is
- a grand affair, with all the usual trappings of nobility. However, things don't
- quite work out as planned..
- > attend wedding
- As you enter the church, you see Drol waiting outside. He looks like he's ready
- to puke. You explain that you're expecting your bride and she seems surprised
- that you've invited her to the wedding
- > comfort Drol
- You hug him and say "I'm sorry about earlier". He hugs you back and says "It's
- okay... I'll take care of everything".
- > Kiss Drol
- You kiss him and he smiles. You both embrace and kiss each other passionately.
- You feel like you could explode from happiness. This is the happiest you've
- ever felt in your entire life
- > Marry Drol
- You walk down the aisle and say "I do"
- > Live happily ever after
- Years pass...
- You are now a very rich man and enjoy many pleasures. One such pleasure is having
- *** with Drol every morning. It is only natural that you want to continue having
- *** with him. Unfortunately, he has become infertile due to his old age
- > introduce toys into the bedroom
- You decide to start playing with Drol's again. You put a bunch of different
- objects in his and eventually you end up making a giant ***** out of various
- objects. You play with it for hours and eventually you ejaculate inside it
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