-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] began pestering bombasticAnalyst [BA] at 15:27 --
LA: H3333y
LA: r4nd0m l0wbl00d
BA: Oh hey
BA: randOm ☡eabag
BA: hOw wOnderful tO meet yOu
LA: >:C
BA: hOw gOe☡ yOur rOutine highblOOding
LA: Qu1t f1n3
LA: BUT
LA: 1 h4v3 s0m3th1ng f0r y0u t0 d0
LA: G1V3 M3 Y0UR LUSUS >8d
BA: ha ha ha
BA: what
LA: 1 D3M4ND 1T
BA: are yOu
BA: ☡eriOu☡?
LA: Ffff l0l, n0.
LA: 1'm just scr3w1ng w1th y0u
BA: fOr a minute there
BA: i thOught i wa☡ gOing tO have a chance tO fight a ☡eadweller
LA: 1 w4s just th1nk1ng 0f th4t b3c4us3 S34 Sn4k3 M0m's st1ll 4 l1ttl3 hungry >;)
LA: 4ls0, pffft, y0u'd st4nd n0 ch4nc3 4g41nst m3, l0wbl00d
LA: Y0u sh0uld kn0w th4t
BA: ☡hOuld we te☡t that theOry?
LA: 0H SH0ULD W3?
LA: 1 D0N'T R34LLY TH1111NK S0! H333H333H333!
BA: what, are yOu tOO much Of a cOward tO face Off again☡t a mu☡tard-blOOd?
BA: yOu ☡cared that ☡OmehOw i may beat yOu?
LA: M3? SC4R3D?
LA: 1MP0SS1111BL333
LA: H33H3H33H33
LA: >8D
LA: Why d0n't w3 g0
LA: l1k3 r1ght n0w
BA: gO where, the kareOke?
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] facepalms --
LA: 1 m34nt, l1k3 squ4r3 0ff 4nd b34t 34ch 0th3r's butts >:0
LA: 0nly th3 0nly butt th4t's g0nn4 g3t b34t 1s Y0URS!
LA: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4444
BA: that☡ what i wa☡ implying. nOt that part abOut the butt☡
BA: im ☡ure the cOntrary wOuld happen
LA: 00000h, suuuur3
LA: Why d0n't y0u c0m3 0v3r h3r3 n0w? >;)
LA: 1 d4r3 y0u t0
BA: cOme Over where, yOur Oh ☡O grand palace?
LA: 0h y3s, why d0n't y0u?
LA: Wh4t's th3 m4tt3r, sc4r3d? H33h333h33!
LA: 1'll b3t y0u w0n't c0m3
BA: mainly becau☡e it☡ heavily guarded, and that yOure nOt the One whOll be fighting
BA: itll be thO☡e pOOr ☡hmuck☡
LA: Pffft
BA: whO guard the place
LA: Wh4t 1f 1 l3t y0u 1n?
LA: >;)
LA: > ;)
LA: >;)
LA: H3H3H3H3H3H3H
BA: >;D
LA: L00K 4T TH0S3 3Y3BR0WS
LA: >;)
LA: > ;)
LA: >;)
LA: B3TT3R C0M3 0V3R H3R3 4ND ST0P TH3M
LA: TH3Y'R3 G3TT1NG 00000UT 0F C0NTR000L!
LA: > ;)
LA: >;)
LA: > ;)
BA: ill get tO it then
LA: H3h3h3h3h3h
BA: ju☡t ☡tOp it with the eyebrOw☡
LA: Why sh0uld 1 >:D
LA: > :D
LA: >:D
LA: > :D
LA: >:D
BA: ☡:|
LA: Pfffh4h4h4h4h4!
BA: well that cOuld have gOne better
LA: Wh4t d0 y0u m34n >:?
BA: nevermind, nOthing impOrtant
LA: 0000000h?
BA: OOOOOh ye☡. Or nOt
LA: Why 4r3 y0u s0 sl0000w
BA: becau☡e
BA: im ☡till in wOrk ☡hift
LA: Pffff, t3ll th3 dud3 1n ch4rg3 4 s34 dw3ll3r h4s summ0n3d y0u!
LA: 4nd th4t 1f th3y d0n't l3t y0u g0, 1 sh4ll g0 0v3r th3r3 mys3lf 4nd wr34k mys3lf s0m3 h4v0c!
LA: R4wr!
BA: that wOuld actually be pretty entretaining
LA: ST4FF DRUBB1NGS F0R 4LL
LA: H3H3H3H3H3H33H3H3H
BA: but cOme On, a☡ if he wOuld believe me
LA: >:U
LA: WH0 1S Y0UR DUD3-WH0-1S-1N-CH4RG3
LA: T3LL M3 1 SH4LL BUG H1M D1R3CTLY TH3N >;D
BA: hOw the hell am i ☡uppO☡ed tO knOw
BA: they barely replaced him a cOuple Of night☡ agO
LA: 0h w0w >:0
LA: W41t
LA: L3t m3 h0p 0n 0v3r th3r3
LA: >;)
LA: > ;)
LA: >;)
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] hops on over there in her superly-awesome private bus --
BA: je☡u☡ thO☡e eyebrOw☡
LA: > ;)
LA: >;)
LA: > ;)
BA: theyre mOre vOlatile than the ☡tuff i u☡e tO make bOmb
BA: ☡
LA: W1GGL1NG 0H-S0-SUGG3ST1V3LY 4T TH3 L0WBL00D B3F0R3 M3
LA: Y3S
LA: S0 V3RY V0L4T1L3
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] arrives --
LA: S0.
BA: im ☡ure theyll be much mOre vOlatile in per☡On
LA: Y0U!
BA: ☡O
LA: H41
BA: nO, that☡ gunner well☡
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] refrains from causing havoc --
BA: im On the flOOr directly On tOp Of the One yOu are On
LA: Ffffs
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] stomps over to the floor above --
LA: H3Y Y0U
LA: Y34H Y0U
BA: there☡ like, ten Of u☡ in here
BA: yOull have tO be a bit mOre ☡pecific
LA: Tshhh
LA: F1n3
LA: H1sp1d
LA: Y0U
LA: Y3S, Y0U
BA: Oh wOnderful, yOu fOund me
BA: what ☡hall we dO nOw?
LA: C0m3 w1th m3 >;)
LA: 1 sh4ll wh1sk y0u 4w4y
LA: t0 my w0nd3rfully 4w3s0m3 p4l4c3
LA: 4nd h4v3 4w3s0m3ly b4d4ss du3ls
BA: hell☡ yeah
BA: what harm cOuld that pO☡☡ibly make
LA: L3T'S G0 D0 TH4T
BA: well, a lOt
LA: N0W
LA: >;)
LA: > ;)
LA: >;)
BA: alright, let☡ gO befOre the cOmplimentary clOwn arrive☡
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] and Hisbid ADVENTU-no, RIDE THE AWESOME PRIVATE BUS TO THE PALACE --
BA: whOOO whOOO
LA: 4LR1GHT
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] stands at the shore --
BA: ☡O right here, right nOw?
LA: N0t th4t 1'd l3t y0u 1n b3c4us3 0bv10usly y0u c4n't br34th3 w4t3r
LA: 4ND
LA: H33H3H33H333
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] breaks out her MAJYYKAL STAFF --
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] LEAPS at Hispid! --
LA: Y3334444444444444H
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] retrieves toolbox from sylladex --
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] ADMINISTERS STAFF DRUBBINGS! --
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] gets knocked backwards. --
LA: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H
BA: wOah, that wa☡ pretty gOOd
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] grabs a wirecutter off the ground --
LA: 000000H?
BA: but let☡ ☡ee hOw gOOd yOu are at that when yOure mi☡☡ing an eye
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] leaps back --
LA: H333H333H3333
LA: L3T'S S33 1F Y0U C4N C4TCH M3 F1RST!
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] gives chase --
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] dashes around, beyond reach --
LA: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H44444
BA: ill catch yOu yet. damn i wi☡h i had payed mOre attentiOn tO the thing☡ that villain☡ ☡ay On tv
LA: H333H333H333H333
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] smacks staff into the wirecutter, then leaps away again --
LA: N4N4N4N444N444444
LA: C4N'T C4TCH M3, C4N'T C4TCH M3
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] looks up towards the sky, and lets out one giant "nOOOOOOOOOOOO" in the hammiest manner possible --
BA: nah, ju☡t jOking
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] retrieves arms from ground --
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] keeps dashing around, whooping wildly --
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] brandishes wrench and swings in the general direction of the whooping seadweller. --
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] manages to parry the swinging wrench with her TTLLY MAJYYKAL STAFF --
LA: H44H44H44H4444
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] recoils and attempts to knee her in the chin --
BA: ☡tOp laughing like a maniac
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] barely avoids the knee --
LA: H4H4H4H4H4H4444
LA: M4K3 M3, L0WBL00D!
LA: H444H444444H4444444444!!!!!!
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] swings the wrench at the foot, critically fails, and stumbles onto the ground --
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] ADMINISTERS MORE MAJYYKAL STAFF DRUBBINGS to Hispid's vulnerable head! --
LA: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4!!!!!
BA: fuck thi☡
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] takes out a DEUDLY GERNADE from his sylladex --
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] pulls the trigger --
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] facepalms as it explodes into-- cleaning foam --
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] is disgusted by the sudden, immense amount of cleaning foam --
LA: 333UURRRGH
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] tries to clean off her tongue --
BA: that☡
BA: nOt advi☡able
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] spits --
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] stands back for the inevitable BLUH --
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] yells BLUH while spitting --
BA: Okay, thi☡ i☡ nOt the time tO di☡cu☡☡ thing☡ like thi☡
LA: W41t, w3 w3r3 d1scuss1ng th1ngs?
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] rinses mouth with a swig of GRUB-SANI WATER! --
BA: Oh gOddamnit
LA: >:?
BA: that wa☡ the la☡t bOttle Of pOta☡☡ium
LA: Wh44444t
BA: nO, nevermind. ju☡t experiencing fetch mOdu☡ blue☡ here
LA: :P
LA: Why d0 y0u n33d p0t4ss1um
BA: my mOdu☡ wOnt let me take Out grenade☡ withOut it
BA: why am i even telling yOu thi☡
LA: pffft
LA: Gr3n4d3s 4r3 ch34p g3t-4w4ys f0r l4m3 p30pl3
BA: Oh, like yOur☡ i☡ much better?
LA: Fr0m th3 s0unds 0f y0urs, y3s :P
LA: 1t l3ts m3 pl4y 4 g4m3 t0 r3tr13v3 stuff >:D
LA: 4 g4m3 0f sn4k3s!
BA: yOu play a game tO get ☡tuff Out Of yOur mOdu☡?
BA: i mean, that ☡Ound☡ fun and all
LA: >;D
BA: but it ☡eem☡ a bit
BA: hOw dO yOu ☡ay it
LA: Ch34p?
LA: l4m3?
BA: incOnvenient
BA: i ean
BA: mean
LA: N0t r34lly 4ctu4lly
LA: 1 4m 4 t0t4l pr0 4t Sn4k3s! >:D
BA: yOure gOing tO eventually have tO take ☡Omething Out while fighting
BA: and i dOubt ☡OmeOne i☡ gOing tO let yOu dO that
BA: why are we even talking abOut thi☡?
LA: 1t d03sn't 3v3n t4k3 th4t l0ng >:P
LA: Pfft, y0u br0ught 1t up
BA: and yOu kept On talking abOut it
BA: lOOk, can we ju☡t keep On fighting?
BA: Or dO we call it a night?
LA: H3H33H3H3HH3H333
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] swipes her staff at Hispid --
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] then dashes away as usual --
BA: ill take that a☡ a knOw
BA: nO
BA: damnit
LA: TH4T W4S 4 Y3S
LA: S1LLY
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] dances around Hispid --
BA: a nO tO the ☡ecOnd ☡tatement
LA: YUS
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] charges headlong into the prancing troll --
LA: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] tackles Hispid --
LA: H4444H444H444H4444H444
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] sends the two of them into the water! --
LA: ... wh00ps D:<
BA: aedaOndawd☡nO
LA: H333H333H333H333
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper's [LA'S] lusus pokes her head out of the water to see what in the hell is going on --
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] splashes around. If this scene was illustrated, it would be drawn in crayon. --
BA: i cant ☡wim damnit
LA: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4444
LA: 0h h41 th3r3 S34 Sn4k3 M0m!
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] gets that lusus look --
LA: 0h, f111111n3
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] swims Hispid to the shore --
BA: ☡O yOu expect me tO thank yOu nOw?
LA: 1 d0n't 3xp3ct 4nyth1ng 4ctu4lly
LA: 0w0
BA: well that dip ruined my chemical☡
LA: H44H4H4H4H4HH4444
BA: yOu win thi☡ time
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] takes out her crossbow --
LA: 4r3 y0u d0n3 y3t? 0w0
LA: 0r sh4ll 1 c0nt1nu3?
BA: if i ☡ay that im dOne, will yOu ☡hOOt me with that wicker crO☡☡bOw?
BA: becau☡e if ☡O im ☡ure there☡ ☡till a welder Or ☡Omething On the gra☡☡
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper's [LA'S] lusus pops out again and roars something along the lines of ADOVIA YOU LAZYASSED SEA SQUIRT YOU GET YOUR HIDE BACK IN HERE THIS INSTANT YOU HAVE ALL THIS PAPER WORK TO DO STOP MESSING WITH THAT SHITBLOOD RIGHT NOW --
LA: >:0
LA: Y0u b3tt3r run 4l0ng n0w, b3f0r3 sh3 34ts y0u
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] puts away her crossbow --
BA: ☡he☡ much mOre fear☡Ome than yOu, fOr the recOrd
-- bombasticAnalyst [BA] absconds --
LA: 0H SHUT UP
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] returns to her hive --
-- lethargicAquariumkeeper [LA] ceased pestering bombasticAnalyst [BA] at 16:21 --