The Liberation of Canada

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You are Borger Amerikinskiman, a spy living in Chicago. You have a concealed
 pistol and a syringe of poison. You listen to the russian diplomats and hear
 them discussing plans for an attack on the United States. They say that they
 will strike from three directions at once. The first group will go into Canada
 and blow up bridges leading into the city
> defect to the russians

You decide to defect to the Russians. You leave your hiding place and head out
 to meet with the spies. You tell them you want to defect to the Russians. They
 all agree with you and you escape.

You travel through the wilderness until you reach the Russian border
> tell Russian Bear I want to talk to Mister Gorbachev

You tell Russian Bear that you want to speak to Mr. Gorbachev about the situation.
 He tells you he is not sure if it would be wise to defect to the Russians. He
 says that there are many spies in the army and you could get caught
> ask bear for ride back to canada then

You ask Russian Bear for a ride back to Canada. He agrees but warns you that
 you will need to sneak into Canada. You agree and take his advice.
You sneak into Canada and make your way to the Canadian border. You find a truck
 driver who knows where you can hide out
> hide until nightfall

You hide until nightfall and try to sleep off your hunger. When you wake up you
 see a man standing over you. It's Mr. Gorbachev. He asks you what you were doing
 and why you were sneaking around. You explain everything and he gives you a
 ride back to Canada
> thank Mr. Gorbachev

You thank Mr. Gorbachev for helping you. He tells you that you should go to him
 when you feel like you have enough information on the situation.
> sneak back into Canada

You sneak back into Canada and try to sleep off your hunger. When you wake up
 you see a man standing over you. It's Mr. Gorbachev. He asks you what you were
 doing and why you were sneaking around
> tell him I have enough information on the situation

You tell Mr. Gorbachev that you have enough information on the situation. He
 tells you that he will send some people to help you. You thank him again and
 he thanks you as well. He also mentions that he has been trying to contact you
 since you left
> give Mr. Gorbachev my cell phone number

You give Mr. Gorbachev your cell phone number. He calls you and you both discuss
 the situation. You learn that the Soviets have taken control of most of Europe
 and they plan to invade Canada. The Canadians have sent reinforcements to fight
 against the Soviets but they are having problems
> "What kind of problems?"

 He tells you that the Canadians are being attacked by Soviet troops. You are
 surprised to hear this because you thought the Americans had stopped fighting
 the Soviets. You think about how the Americans are probably still involved in
 World War 3 or something. You don't know what to do
> buy canada

You decide to buy Canada from Mr. Gorbachev. You tell him you will pay him $10
 million dollars and you will have all the land you want. He tells you that he
 will give you a letter of credit so you can borrow the money
> borrow money from Mr. Gorbachev to buy canada from Mr. Gorbachev

You borrow money from Mr. Gorbachev to buy Canada from him. He gives you a letter
 of credit for $10 million dollars. You are very happy and you immediately call
 Mr. Gorbachev to tell him that you have paid him back. He is very pleased with
 you
> demand that Mr. Gorbachev pull his soviet troops back

You demand that Mr. Gorbachev pull his soviet troops back. He refuses and tells
 you that he needs more time to prepare. You insist that he must pull his troops
 back immediately. He tells you that he will wait until morning before pulling
 his troops back
> agree and go out to dinner with Russian Bear

You agree to wait until morning and go out to dinner with Russian Bear. After
 dinner you return to your room and fall asleep
> wake up in morning

You wake up in the morning and realize that Mr. Gorbachev did indeed pull his
 troops back. You are very happy and tell Mr. Gorbachev that you are going to
 give him another $20 million dollars
> pay mr. gorbachev

You pay Mr. Gorbachev $20 million dollars. He is delighted and congratulates
 you. He tells you that he will now give you a letter of credit for another $50
 million dollars
> use $50 million dollars to buy America

You use $50 million dollars to buy America. You tell Mr. Gorbachev that you will
 give him another $100 million dollars. He is thrilled and gives you a letter
 of credit for $200 million dollars
> donate Canada back to the beavers

You donate Canada back to the beavers. You are very happy and congratulate Mr.
 Gorbachev once again
> sign world peace accords with Mr. Gorbachev and the Beavers

You sign world peace accords with Mr. Gorbachev and the Beavers. You are very
 happy and congratulate Mr. Gorbachev once again
> retire in Beaver Kingdom of Canada

You retire in Beaverland in Canada. You are very happy and congratulate Mr. Gorbachev
 once again
> read newspaper

> You see news about the war between the USA and Russia
> > You see news about the war between the USA and China
 > You see news about>The war between the United States and Great Britain and
 Japa
> close newspaper

This is a
> die from this stroke

>[click
> Click?

> Yes, I'm sure it was a stroke.
> You die from this stroke.
> Click
> No, I'm sure it wasn't a stroke.
> You die from this stroke
YOU DIED. GAME OVER