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The Liberation of Canada

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  3.  
  4. You are Borger Amerikinskiman, a spy living in Chicago. You have a concealed
  5.  pistol and a syringe of poison. You listen to the russian diplomats and hear
  6.  them discussing plans for an attack on the United States. They say that they
  7.  will strike from three directions at once. The first group will go into Canada
  8.  and blow up bridges leading into the city
  9. > defect to the russians
  10.  
  11. You decide to defect to the Russians. You leave your hiding place and head out
  12.  to meet with the spies. You tell them you want to defect to the Russians. They
  13.  all agree with you and you escape.
  14.  
  15. You travel through the wilderness until you reach the Russian border
  16. > tell Russian Bear I want to talk to Mister Gorbachev
  17.  
  18. You tell Russian Bear that you want to speak to Mr. Gorbachev about the situation.
  19.  He tells you he is not sure if it would be wise to defect to the Russians. He
  20.  says that there are many spies in the army and you could get caught
  21. > ask bear for ride back to canada then
  22.  
  23. You ask Russian Bear for a ride back to Canada. He agrees but warns you that
  24.  you will need to sneak into Canada. You agree and take his advice.
  25. You sneak into Canada and make your way to the Canadian border. You find a truck
  26.  driver who knows where you can hide out
  27. > hide until nightfall
  28.  
  29. You hide until nightfall and try to sleep off your hunger. When you wake up you
  30.  see a man standing over you. It's Mr. Gorbachev. He asks you what you were doing
  31.  and why you were sneaking around. You explain everything and he gives you a
  32.  ride back to Canada
  33. > thank Mr. Gorbachev
  34.  
  35. You thank Mr. Gorbachev for helping you. He tells you that you should go to him
  36.  when you feel like you have enough information on the situation.
  37. > sneak back into Canada
  38.  
  39. You sneak back into Canada and try to sleep off your hunger. When you wake up
  40.  you see a man standing over you. It's Mr. Gorbachev. He asks you what you were
  41.  doing and why you were sneaking around
  42. > tell him I have enough information on the situation
  43.  
  44. You tell Mr. Gorbachev that you have enough information on the situation. He
  45.  tells you that he will send some people to help you. You thank him again and
  46.  he thanks you as well. He also mentions that he has been trying to contact you
  47.  since you left
  48. > give Mr. Gorbachev my cell phone number
  49.  
  50. You give Mr. Gorbachev your cell phone number. He calls you and you both discuss
  51.  the situation. You learn that the Soviets have taken control of most of Europe
  52.  and they plan to invade Canada. The Canadians have sent reinforcements to fight
  53.  against the Soviets but they are having problems
  54. > "What kind of problems?"
  55.  
  56.  He tells you that the Canadians are being attacked by Soviet troops. You are
  57.  surprised to hear this because you thought the Americans had stopped fighting
  58.  the Soviets. You think about how the Americans are probably still involved in
  59.  World War 3 or something. You don't know what to do
  60. > buy canada
  61.  
  62. You decide to buy Canada from Mr. Gorbachev. You tell him you will pay him $10
  63.  million dollars and you will have all the land you want. He tells you that he
  64.  will give you a letter of credit so you can borrow the money
  65. > borrow money from Mr. Gorbachev to buy canada from Mr. Gorbachev
  66.  
  67. You borrow money from Mr. Gorbachev to buy Canada from him. He gives you a letter
  68.  of credit for $10 million dollars. You are very happy and you immediately call
  69.  Mr. Gorbachev to tell him that you have paid him back. He is very pleased with
  70.  you
  71. > demand that Mr. Gorbachev pull his soviet troops back
  72.  
  73. You demand that Mr. Gorbachev pull his soviet troops back. He refuses and tells
  74.  you that he needs more time to prepare. You insist that he must pull his troops
  75.  back immediately. He tells you that he will wait until morning before pulling
  76.  his troops back
  77. > agree and go out to dinner with Russian Bear
  78.  
  79. You agree to wait until morning and go out to dinner with Russian Bear. After
  80.  dinner you return to your room and fall asleep
  81. > wake up in morning
  82.  
  83. You wake up in the morning and realize that Mr. Gorbachev did indeed pull his
  84.  troops back. You are very happy and tell Mr. Gorbachev that you are going to
  85.  give him another $20 million dollars
  86. > pay mr. gorbachev
  87.  
  88. You pay Mr. Gorbachev $20 million dollars. He is delighted and congratulates
  89.  you. He tells you that he will now give you a letter of credit for another $50
  90.  million dollars
  91. > use $50 million dollars to buy America
  92.  
  93. You use $50 million dollars to buy America. You tell Mr. Gorbachev that you will
  94.  give him another $100 million dollars. He is thrilled and gives you a letter
  95.  of credit for $200 million dollars
  96. > donate Canada back to the beavers
  97.  
  98. You donate Canada back to the beavers. You are very happy and congratulate Mr.
  99.  Gorbachev once again
  100. > sign world peace accords with Mr. Gorbachev and the Beavers
  101.  
  102. You sign world peace accords with Mr. Gorbachev and the Beavers. You are very
  103.  happy and congratulate Mr. Gorbachev once again
  104. > retire in Beaver Kingdom of Canada
  105.  
  106. You retire in Beaverland in Canada. You are very happy and congratulate Mr. Gorbachev
  107.  once again
  108. > read newspaper
  109.  
  110. > You see news about the war between the USA and Russia
  111. > > You see news about the war between the USA and China
  112.  > You see news about>The war between the United States and Great Britain and
  113.  Japa
  114. > close newspaper
  115.  
  116. This is a
  117. > die from this stroke
  118.  
  119. >[click
  120. > Click?
  121.  
  122. > Yes, I'm sure it was a stroke.
  123. > You die from this stroke.
  124. > Click
  125. > No, I'm sure it wasn't a stroke.
  126. > You die from this stroke
  127. YOU DIED. GAME OVER
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