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Koushiki Comic Anthology 1-6

Oct 26th, 2020
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  1. Chapter 6
  2.  
  3. 01
  4.  
  5. SFX: Bam
  6. Title: KinuTalk - Chatting with Kinuhata
  7. Credit: Abe Kanari
  8.  
  9. SFX: Starrrre
  10.  
  11. Shiage: So.
  12. Shiage: Do you need something?
  13.  
  14. 02
  15.  
  16. Saiai: What a super rude thing to ask.
  17. Saiai: And just when I was going to talk to you about a super fun movie.
  18. Shiage: Yeah, but...
  19.  
  20. Shiage: I was finally alone with Takitsubo.
  21. Saiai: That's the thing!
  22.  
  23. Saiai: What little time you have...
  24. Saiai: to spend alone with Takitsubo-san...
  25. Saiai: is entirely due to me showing you super unthinkable levels of kindness.
  26.  
  27. Saiai: Although you super don't seem to understand that one iota.
  28. Shiage: What are you talking about?
  29.  
  30. Saiai: I can turn that time into no more than a super fantasy if I want.
  31.  
  32. Saiai: Like super right now.
  33. SFX: Grin grin
  34. Shiage: She plays dirty!
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  37.  
  38. Saiai: Think of this as a super demonstration of that.
  39. Shiage: This feels like having an emergency news report interrupt a show I was really looking forward to.
  40.  
  41. Saiai: Takitsubo-san, you enjoy having me around more, don't you?
  42. Shiage: What!?
  43. SFX: Jump
  44.  
  45. Shiage: Takitsubo!
  46. Shiage: Don't be fooled.
  47. Shiage: You had fun with me today!
  48. Shiage: It was fun, Takitsubo!
  49. Shiage: Takitsubo!!
  50. SFX: Blank
  51.  
  52. Saiai: Takitsubo-san.
  53. SFX: Beckon
  54.  
  55. Note:
  56. Q.
  57. If Hamazura = 1 and Kinuhata = 2,
  58. A.
  59. Takitsubo-san + Hamazura = Fun (1)
  60. Takitsubo-san + Hamazura + Kinuhata = Super Fun! (2) (Twice the fun)
  61.  
  62. Rikou: It's more fun with Kinuhata!
  63. Shiage: Goddammit!!
  64. SFX: Slump
  65. Saiai: Heh heh heh
  66.  
  67. 04
  68.  
  69. Waitress: Welcome
  70.  
  71. Saiai: I saw a movie today
  72. SFX: Clatter
  73. Rikou: You do like movies.
  74.  
  75. Saiai: I actually super went to see this one before.
  76. SFX: Siiiip
  77. Shiage: Eh?
  78. Shiage: You liked it that much?
  79.  
  80. Saiai: Super no.
  81. Saiai: I didn't get to see it last time.
  82.  
  83. Saiai: The other day,
  84. Saiai: when I went to see it...
  85.  
  86. Sign: A Certain Movie Theater
  87. Left ad: That Life Belongs to Someone
  88. Right ad: I Can't Escape from This...Piano Competition!!
  89. Right ad (woman): No waaaaay!?
  90.  
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  92.  
  93. Saiai: There was unfortunately already someone there.
  94. Saiai: They were super alone.
  95. SFX: Shock
  96. Shiage: Alone?
  97.  
  98. Saiai: I of course had to give up seeing it that day.
  99. SFX: Slam
  100. Shiage: Wait!
  101.  
  102. Rikou: What is it, Hamazura?
  103. SFX: Shout
  104. Shiage: There's something wrong here!
  105. Shiage: Something really wrong!
  106.  
  107. Saiai: Calm down.
  108. Saiai: I super know there's something wrong with your head, Hamazura.
  109. Saiai(outside): Everyone knows that!
  110. Shiage: Okay, fine. Let's talk, shall we?
  111.  
  112. Shiage: What's wrong with one other person?
  113. Shiage: Why give up over that?
  114. SFX: Slap slap slap
  115. Saiai: You're so silly, Hamazura.
  116.  
  117. Saiai: Hm?
  118.  
  119. 06
  120.  
  121. Saiai: Oh.
  122. Saiai: I get it.
  123.  
  124. Saiai: You actually make a good point.
  125. Saiai: I've underestimated you a super tiny bit.
  126. Saiai(outside): Yes, yes.
  127. Shiage: Huh?
  128. Shiage(small): About what?
  129.  
  130. Saiai: I should've just killed them!
  131. SFX: Wham
  132. Vertical Box: Censored
  133. Horizontal Box: Nitrogen Punch
  134. Shiage: I didn't say that!!
  135.  
  136. Shiage: And if there was only one other person there...
  137. Shiage: it must've been another B or C movie, right?
  138. Saiai(outside): Mh
  139. Saiai: Don't super make fun of those movies.
  140. SFX: Puff
  141.  
  142. Saiai: This is why you aren't making any progress, Super Hamazura.
  143. Upper text: The hell'd you say!? (H)
  144. SFX: Shout shout shout
  145. Rikou: Super Hamazura.
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  148.  
  149. Super Hamazura: I will protect Takitsubo!!
  150. SFX: Boom!!
  151. Rikou SFX: Badump❤
  152. Rikou: So strong.
  153. Bottom: *Her vision of Super Hamazura
  154.  
  155. Rikou: He could even fly!
  156. Rikou(fantasy): Thank you.
  157. Super Hamazura: Take care!
  158. SFX: Zoom
  159.  
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  161.  
  162. SFX: Pat
  163. Shiage: Takitsubo?
  164.  
  165. SFX: Tears
  166. Shiage: She's actually showing some kindness...
  167. SFX: Clench
  168. Shiage: while Kinuhata hurts my feelings by calling me Super Hamazura.
  169.  
  170. Rikou: Don't worry.
  171. Rikou: I'm rooting for you, Super Hamazura.
  172. SFX: Excited
  173. SFX: Shock
  174. Shiage: What about regular Hamazura!?
  175.  
  176. Rikou: Let me ride on your back later.
  177. Shiage: Eh!?
  178. Shiage(outside): Ride!?
  179.  
  180. Shiage: I've lost my beloved Takitsubo.
  181. SFX: Depressed.
  182. Saiai: I'm rooting for you too, Super Hamazura.
  183. Saiai(small): Peh heh heh
  184. Shiage: Shut up!
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  187.  
  188. Shiage: Well!?
  189. Shiage: What about the movie?
  190. Shiage: Was the one you saw today any good!?
  191. Saiai: It was super garbage.
  192. Shiage: At least wait till you see a good one to invite us out!
  193.  
  194. Saiai: It was a fantasy short film.
  195.  
  196. Saiai: It super had a long-eared race.
  197. Saiai(outside): The pamphlet super looked like this.
  198. Shiage: Yeah, that's pretty generic.
  199.  
  200. Saiai: Almost all the characters had long hair.
  201. SFX: Jaaan jan jan jan jan
  202. SFX: Blowwww
  203. Saiai: And.
  204. Saiai: There was a scene with blowing wind at the end.
  205.  
  206. Saiai: That's when I super saw it.
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  209.  
  210. SFX: Fwoosh
  211. Saiai: The long-eared race's long hair blew enough to reveal...
  212. Saiai: a round ear!
  213. Shiage: What a disgrace to their race!
  214.  
  215. Saiai: It ruined all the narration in the first half about the long-eared race.
  216. Shiage: Sounds awful.
  217.  
  218. Saiai: And I thought it was pretty well made too.
  219.  
  220. Saiai: They must not have had enough money for super special makeup.
  221. Box: Director
  222. Saiai: so they put it in all the narration during the first half...
  223.  
  224. Saiai: to super give you the impression they had long ears.
  225. Saiai(outside): They also gave them long ears on the pamphlet and such.
  226. Shiage: I see. They used words to make you think the ears you couldn't see were long.
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  229.  
  230. Saiai: That said, hiding their ears with long hair was a super good idea.
  231.  
  232. Saiai: Finding clever ways to make up for a lack of money is the best part about low-budget films.
  233. Shiage: I see.
  234.  
  235. Shiage: Is that why you're not interested in big-budget A movies?
  236.  
  237. Saiai: You could say that.
  238.  
  239. Saiai: But...
  240. Saiai: it super isn't my only reason.
  241. SFX: Clatter
  242.  
  243. Saiai: A movies require a lot of money to make...
  244. Saiai: so you end up with something flashy and easy-to-follow.
  245. Shiage: Yeah, I guess so.
  246.  
  247. Saiai: You could even say it's so dumbed down an idiot could follow it.
  248. Shiage: That's not very nice.
  249.  
  250. Saiai: Even a monkey...
  251. Saiai: Even Hamazura could super follow it!
  252. Shiage: Stop rephrasing it!
  253. SFX: Doo doo doo♪
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  256.  
  257. Saiai: While I was watching it...
  258. Saiai: even I thought they had long ears without super noticing anything.
  259.  
  260. Saiai: You could call that a victory of strategy and production.
  261. SFX: Zzz
  262. Shiage: Yeah, that is pretty good!
  263.  
  264. Shiage: But you called it garbage.
  265. Shiage(outside): Doesn't that mean it was bad?
  266. Saiai: Because the last scene super ruined it.
  267.  
  268. Shiage: But wasn't the last scene the only bad part?
  269. Saiai: Sigh. Think about it.
  270. SFX: Twirl twirl
  271.  
  272. Saiai: What if a girl in a super miniskirt appeared in front of a pervert like you?
  273. Saiai: A super pervert like you!
  274. Top: Kneesocks Ver.
  275. Frenda: In the end, I'm the only cute girl you need♪
  276. Bottom: *Imagined Scene
  277. Shiage: Don't emphasize that part!
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  280.  
  281. Saiai: If a super gust of wind blew in...
  282. Saiai: you'd super look that way with hope filling your heart, wouldn't you?
  283. Shiage: What makes you so sure I would?
  284.  
  285. SFX: Stare
  286. Saiai: But super disappointingly!
  287.  
  288. Saiai: The girl is wearing shorts under her skirt.
  289. SFX: Fwoosh
  290. Shiage: Ahhh!
  291.  
  292. SFX: Sad
  293. Shiage: Shorts...
  294. Girl: Geez...
  295. Saiai: What was that?
  296.  
  297. Saiai: Do you understand my super disappointment now?
  298. SFX: Clench
  299. Shiage: I hate to admit it...
  300. Shiage: but I really do!
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  303.  
  304. Saiai: I just prefer to watch C movies that you have to super think about to make up for the missing information.
  305. Shiage: That I don't get.
  306.  
  307. Saiai: A movies are super artistic things...
  308. Saiai: that make you think after you're done watching them, right?
  309. Shiage: Hm?
  310.  
  311. Shiage: I don't get it at all.
  312. Rikou: B movies make you think while you watch them.
  313.  
  314. Rikou: A movies make you think after you watch them.
  315. Rikou: I get it.
  316.  
  317. Shiage: Eh!?
  318. Shiage: You understood that!?
  319. Shiage(outside): For real?
  320. Rikou: Yes. More or less.
  321.  
  322. Rikou: I want...
  323. Rikou: to go see a movie.
  324. Shiage: Eh?
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  327.  
  328. Saiai: Okay, let's super go see one!
  329. Saiai: Right now!
  330. Shiage: H-hey, wait!
  331.  
  332. Shiage: This is our time togeth-
  333. Rikou: Hamazura.
  334.  
  335. Rikou: Let's go.
  336. SFX: Squeeze
  337.  
  338. SFX: Rub
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  341.  
  342. Shiage: Okay!
  343. Shiage(outside): Let's go.
  344. SFX: Rumble rumble
  345. Saiai: You're super dead.
  346.  
  347. Shiage: So what are we seeing?
  348. Saiai: You super don't have to come with.
  349.  
  350. Saiai: You super stay here.
  351. Saiai: How about you go see...
  352. Saiai: Trauma Sentai Fearangers?
  353. Shiage: The hell is that!?
  354. Rikou: Sounds like fun.
  355. Text: The End
  356.  
  357. Margin: *Please super keep in mind that Kinuhata's opinions on movies are super her own.
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