well it only has two things that filter the water in it, the first one is already used at our local water plant, then after that it goes through shit ton more stuff to filter out what the filter adds to the water, so essentially you're paying for something we're already getting which is what makes people think our water is so good, The only thing that would be useful out of this would be the cabron filtter for one ironically it REDUCES RADON GAS (remember that thing that leaks from the ground I was talking about instead of carbon monoxide poisoning or whatever) but anyways yeah it REDUCES radon gas, chlorine, pesticides, disinfection by-products, solvents, lead copper, mercury. It doesn't even touch sodium, calcium, chloride, nitrate, and fluoride. It does nothing more to kill bacteria or make it softer than what our water plant does. If you really want clean drinking water, clear out under the sink a bit, buy a 6 step or 11 step with UV

oh nevermind about the dining room table you're letting me use....unless the measurements are wrong this table is only 61 inches wide  and  28 inches tall. The CHEAPEST most plain desk I could find that would support more weight than a grain of rice was $240, and free shipping. Which isn't bad actually considering I have a 100 ml bottle of cologne worth double that. Now that I actually did the measurements this is the top choice for me so far and probably permanently because I've spent quite a lot of time looking. It turns out that table in there is 70 1//2 inches wide, 27 inches tall, and 31 inch depth. Whoops just spent an hour looking at other options, mostly height adjustable, even  the manual crank ones are too spendy, am going to look at conference desks, then I found a plain desk with holes in it for wires by the same number one pick brand I had in my cart before this plain looking one was number one for only $170 so slashing off $110. Ah that's weird I lost it but I found the exact same one  but a different brand name. Anyways it's $170 72 by 36 by 29 so that's an option. AAll of these require assembly obviously so this would be the time fi I get money to make the switch however keep in mind we would have to run my ethernet cable in my room.  Anyways my top three choices I'll link at the very end and I'll also link you these hilarious fucking speakers I got to try at nordstrom, you wear them around the neck. What I was saying about the water filter though is fuck the filter I'd even pay for it and set it up or have rodney do it/pay him to. Never use faucet filters they are just a waste of money. The very BEST filter system you can get is reverse osmosis it removes EVERYTHING and then all you have to do is buy a giant ass jug of natural minerals found in salt water with the salt extract and add 10  ml of that once each day to get your minerals you would have got from the unclean water. This is what I'd get just glancing at all of them. Wtf I am going to get fucking angry it's saying Monday-Tuesday for delivery and it used to say TODAY. Fucking hell. What is up.

Unless you think otherwise here is my number one  it has a bracket for a really long ass surge protector

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000W8N2GY/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A1QFM750CLWIW0

my number two where you can adjust the height

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01K1JW1L0/ref=ox_sc_act_title_10?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1

My number 3 where there's  lights lol

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075JQKYQG/ref=ox_sc_act_title_9?smid=A1KN48P6F9L756&th=1

Honorable Mention

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00UHM0FW4/ref=ox_sc_act_title_11?smid=A2IDTW37FD8LP7&psc=1

like this would be my number one but it has no surge holder

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00272N3FS/ref=psdc_3733671_t4_B000W8JMLI

https://www.amazon.com/HON-Conference-Rectangle-Profile-Espresso/dp/B016MU6S1G/ref=sr_1_4?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1524444910&sr=1-4&keywords=conference%2Btable&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Bush-Business-Furniture-Racetrack-Conference/dp/B000W8HXOG/ref=sr_1_11?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1524444910&sr=1-11&keywords=conference+table



Here is a link to the mineral thing if we get reverse osmosis

https://www.amazon.com/Trace-Minerals-Research-Concentrace-Mineral/dp/B000AMUWLK/ref=pd_sim_60_8?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B000AMUWLK&pd_rd_r=YKG5FEPXJHB8AQ7M1JPF&pd_rd_w=gGY2U&pd_rd_wg=jSzRv&refRID=YKG5FEPXJHB8AQ7M1JPF&th=1


and the alkaline green stuff that's good for you

https://www.amazon.com/Chlorophyll-Dietary-Supplement-Natural-Effective/dp/B01AFI3IEG/ref=sr_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1524438773&sr=8-6&keywords=chlorophyll

https://www.amazon.com/Natures-Sunshine-Chlorophyll-Strength-Liquid/dp/B00CML0MVW/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1524438773&sr=8-4&keywords=chlorophyll

https://www.amazon.com/NOW-Foods-Chlorophyll-100-Caps/dp/B000ZL5D7Y/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1524462023&sr=1-1&keywords=chlorphyll







https://www.amazon.com/iSpring-RCC7AK-Capacity-Filtration-Remineralization/dp/B005LJ8EXU/ref=sr_1_7?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1524460107&sr=1-7&keywords=reverse+osmosis



or cheaper



https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XD2KN2G/ref=sspa_dk_detail_2?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B06XD2KN2G&pd_rd_wg=YITTY&pd_rd_r=YDGFJG2CMZV2ZFSP3RFB&pd_rd_w=2Szt6


or  if you don't want to fuck with the plumbing lol


or if you were me

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MYXD6MJ/ref=sspa_dk_detail_7?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B01MYXD6MJ&pd_rd_wg=DCJL9&pd_rd_r=S2FYHFV36FTTDZVN8A4J&pd_rd_w=V10yR



https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MDLMBKC/ref=sspa_dk_detail_7?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B01MDLMBKC&pd_rd_wg=4Y1jc&pd_rd_r=R9N2EJ3B3T6QB0SCHN7Q&pd_rd_w=3fU47



but if you want the HIGHEST QUALITY WATER EVER get a water  ionizer



https://www.amazon.com/Air-Water-Life-Alkaline-Filtration/dp/B01836UGZ6/ref=sr_1_4?s=home-
garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1524460446&sr=1-4&keywords=water++ionizer



this one is pretty cheap and works if you know how to hook it up. ok idk how that got mixed up but anyways that is the speakers i was talking about


https://www.amazon.com/Bose-Soundwear-Companion-Wireless-Wearable/dp/B0748KDJPS/ref=sr_1_11?s=wireless&ie=UTF8&qid=1524439506&sr=1-11&keywords=neck+headphones



Here are backup choices I found on other sites
https://www.eurway.com/thorsten-l-desk.html
https://www.eurway.com/series-100-executive-desk.html
https://www.eurway.com/virginia-71-desk-espresso.html
https://www.eurway.com/bellevue-72x24-desk-espresso.html
https://www.eurway.com/virginia-bow-front-desk-espresso.html
https://www.eurway.com/karlstad-71-desk
https://www.eurway.com/series-100-executive-desk-white.html
https://www.eurway.com/skye-72-24-desk-walnut.html

https://www.amazon.com/Bestar-Prestige-Computer-Desk-Chocolate/dp/B004H7O9YU/ref=sr_1_141?s=furniture&ie=UTF8&qid=1524455688&sr=1-141&refinements=p_n_feature_keywords_browse-bin%3A5941764011

https://www.officefurniture.com/8803851.aspx
https://www.officefurniture.com/Executive-Desk-72x30-BES-99400.aspx
https://www.officefurniture.com/8825529.aspx
https://www.officefurniture.com/8812313.aspx
https://www.officefurniture.com/Pro-Linea-Executive-Desk-BES-120400.aspx
https://www.officefurniture.com/8804477.aspx
https://www.officefurniture.com/8802566.aspx

FUCK   THIS IS WHAT I NEED 96" DAMN
https://www.officefurniture.com/8803426.aspx
https://www.officefurniture.com/Peninsula-Desk-BUS-10115.aspx

https://www.amazon.com/Regency-TVCTRC9648CH-Prestige-Traditional-Conference/dp/B001B0XJC4/ref=pd_sbs_196_8?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0749WTQ1S&pd_rd_r=8MJ0JY1HZDVJSKZ923FE&pd_rd_w=QV99E&pd_rd_wg=gMcO8&refRID=8MJ0JY1HZDVJSKZ923FE&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Bush-Business-Furniture-Shaped-Conference/dp/B00JY3Z9QE/ref=pd_sbs_196_14?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00JY3Z9QE&pd_rd_r=8MJ0JY1HZDVJSKZ923FE&pd_rd_w=QV99E&pd_rd_wg=gMcO8&psc=1&refRID=8MJ0JY1HZDVJSKZ923FE

https://www.amazon.com/Bush-Business-Furniture-Racetrack-Conference/dp/B000W8HXOG/ref=pd_sbs_196_13?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B000W8HXOG&pd_rd_r=Z6TNST4FT1E18V02F9PF&pd_rd_w=0eMj8&pd_rd_wg=vBnyx&psc=1&refRID=Z6TNST4FT1E18V02F9PF

https://www.amazon.com/HON-HBLC72R-A1A1-Conference-Rectangle-Profile/dp/B006TIWTVK/ref=pd_sbs_196_12?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B006TIWTVK&pd_rd_r=JCNPXVXJ5HAKJ1742H9G&pd_rd_w=ZBjh3&pd_rd_wg=et29w&psc=1&refRID=JCNPXVXJ5HAKJ1742H9G

fuck the sale is going to end it's an automatic desk for 395
https://www.overstock.com/Office-Supplies/Autonomous-SmartDesk-Height-Adjustable-Standing-Desk-Dual-Motor-Black-Frame-Classic-Top/10404124/product.html?recset=2f4f1831-776b-41a8-83e6-3fa3bb9fa80a&refccid=KG74CIFCRUPLJUCHWYWKBK7UMM&recalg=872,873,839&recidx=2