Fluffy Pony Vet and Rehab Center - 1.5

Vanner(?), April 13, 2012 / PB 166151
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>own fluffy pony vet and rehab center
>fluffies by the dozen show up every day, get sorted by problem
>abandoned ones go with "new fwiends"
>keep finding fluffies torn apart in the mornings
>mount up some cameras to find out WTF is going on
>reviewing security tapes
>to many characters, not enough plot
>heh, plot
>finally see what's been happening
>some of the abandoned fluffies are EATING other fluffies
>holy shit
>separate out cannibal fluffies, try to think of way to rehab them
>might have to just put them down like the "smawty fwiends"
>put cannibal fluffies into the kennels to be humanely euthanized tomorrow
> close up for the evening
>thenextday.jpg
>feed fluffies, clean safe rooms
>give amputee fluffies their skateboards, let herd out to "pway" and "give huggies" to abused fluffies
>rehab seems to be working, huzzah
>open up kennels
>herd of fluffies attack!
>biting at your ankles, screaming "kiww munster!" "eat munster!"
>some break the skin before you shut them back into the kennel room
>what the actual fuck
>you look back into the room, the "smawty fwiend" is standing on a chair yelling at the cannibal fluffies
>"kiww da munster! he pay for takin' us awaw fwom fwiends!"
>fucking fluffy pony revolution, now what?
>turn on sprinkler to kennel
>fluffies start screaming, running around in a panic
>"only wain!" the "smawty fwiend" yells. "hold nosies not dwown!"
>make a mental note to euthanize that "smawty fwiend" immediately
>fluffies don't drown for a change
>shit
>your eyes catch sight of the tool cabinet
>open it up to find "fluffy memory reset unit," a high powered tazer wand
>these things are kind of mean, and you don't like using them
>all fluffies should have the chance to be rehabbed, but this is kind of an emergency
> fluffies still haven't drowned, but the floor is soaked
>water starts to leak underneath door
>set off tazer in puddle
>fluffy cannibals vibrate and fall to the ground
>open door to fluffies in flux
>"smawty fwiend" points a hoof at you, says "I wiww not be bwoken!"
>crack "smawty fwiend" upside the head with the tazer
>the hell you won't, you rebellious turd
>turn off sprinklers, gather up fluffies so they don't drown
>thenextday.jpg
>kennel full of happy "pwaying" fluffies
>no fluffies have been eaten
>everything went better than expected