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  1. Hey you poor, underage trash. ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I was a sub years ago. Means I am a founder. Means I had cash years ago. ๐Ÿ’ต What you got? You got shit. ๐Ÿ’ฉ You poor non-founder trash ought to pay me and my founder-bros some respect. ๐Ÿ’ฏ We subbed years ago because we had cash years ago. ๐Ÿ’ต Real life jobs, real life credit cards.
  2. hey, I saw your instagram & I just thought you looked cute in your pictures. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny & like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. sorry that wasnt flirting i'm just shy haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
  3. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿณ NaM ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ NaM
  4. I see the word milf thrown around so much it's kinda lost its meaning. People call a girl with a kid a milf... a drop-dead gorgeous 30/40/50-something... porn has laid waste to the term. Nah, those aren't milves. A real milf is the mother of someone old enough to have an opinion on me fucking their mom. The key word in MILF isn't 'mother', it isn't 'fuck', it's 'like'. A mother I'd 'like' to fuck.
  5. Holy shit, I just had the scariest idea ever. Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.
  6. NEWS FLASH, the real world isn't comprised of blocks but actually of 100s of atoms, stupid Notch. In fortnite (battle royale game) trees fall down when you cut them, but it stupid minecraft they float in the sky,wtf (what the fuck), where's the immersion?
  7. Stop๐Ÿ›‘ saying๐Ÿ—ฃ ok๐Ÿ‘Œ boomer๐ŸŒ๐Ÿป Iโ€™m sick๐Ÿค’ & tired of you kids๐Ÿ”ž making fun๐Ÿคก of boomers๐ŸŒ๐Ÿป. We're awesome๐Ÿ’ฏ & made the world๐ŸŒŽ what it is today. Thanks๐Ÿ™ to them the planet๐ŸŒ is getting warmer๐ŸŒž so we can spend more timeโฐ at the beach๐Ÿ–. Why donโ€™t you go jack off on Snapchat๐Ÿ‘ป to some thot๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ or make a fool of yourself on tik Tok๐ŸŽถ so you're remembered as a waste๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ of breath? Saying ok boomer๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ isnโ€™t funny!
  8. Your ancestors were๐Ÿ‘ผ highly evolved to their environment๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒณ. They were ugly๐Ÿ˜ง because it was a feature๐Ÿธ enabling them to intimidate tribes๐Ÿงœโ€โ™‚๏ธ raiding for food๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†, scare away predators๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ & communicate strength & power.๐Ÿ“ฏ๐Ÿ”Œ But now that we no longer ๐Ÿ˜ซfight animals & struggle against nature for food๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ† your ugliness has become a vestigial organ of sorts.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฆ Or maybe you were just dropped as a baby ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ.
  9. People who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots of course they can't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining of those addlepated simpletons confused as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on TV. What fools how I pity them.๐Ÿ˜‚
  10. Winning's the only thing that matters in life. Not a top donor? That's loser talk. Winning is all that matters. If I lose, I slap myself in the face or snort hot sauce. And when I win you ask? That's when I'm allowed to drink water - that's how high I set the bar. It's just part of the game if you want to be a winner, a true channel supporter. Ain't got time for losertalk, I got bits to donate.
  11. My son watches a lot of Twitch streamers. I don't really find them entertaining but I understand why some people do. This past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", & "Kappa" which I guess are terms used on Twitch. I have no issue with this but everything he says is Twitchspeak now. Last night, my daughter told us about an award she won & my son goes "Pog you, easy clap". Help.
  12. I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban.
  13. This is a game of pure skill and you lost because you were completely outplayed and outmaneuvered. It's better to learn from your mistakes instead of crying because you believe your opponents are luckier than you are. One day, when you can actually admit to your mistakes, you might actually be better at the game. :)
  14. The two-toed sloth is the pinnacle of its species' evolution. It's the design that beat out all competitors by achieving the best reproductive fitness. Evolution is science. My "sloth method" for picking up girls in which I eat, sleep, and stay dirty by not showering for let's say 72 hours while playing Hearthstone on my Android has been proven to work. It's not speculation. It's scientific fact.
  15. analyzer, fuckin... moderator stance, sound filter, six monitors, pedals, drums, A GAMING GUITAR, CONTROLLERS, SIX CONSOLES, TEN COMPUTERS, BUNCH A FUCKING WIRES, SOUND PADS, SPEAKERS, ANTENNAE, SATTELITE, DOG, DOG CAM, CAT CAM, CAT TREE, CAT THIS, aand a buncha fucking dog shit dud
  16. A man walks into a bar & sees a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. Confused, he asks the bartender what's up with the meat & the bartender explains that if you can jump and touch a piece of meat, you get to drink free for the night, but if you miss then you have to buy drinks for everyone in the bar. The man thinks it over before telling the bartender, "I'll pass. The steaks are too high."
  17. THIS IS THE SUMMONING SPELL HandsUp FOR THE HYDRA DEEK OF HELL HandsUp ONE WEEB MUST BE SACRIFICED HandsUp FOR THE HYDRA DEEK TO RISE HandsUp OH MIGHTY HYDRA I SING YOUR SONG HandsUp MAY YOU GROW BIG AND LONG HandsUp
  18. No copypasta for you. Pepega
  19. Troom Troom is a multinational, US-based Ukrainian YouTube channel that uploads videos of easy DIY tutorials, life hacks and pranks, often criticised by many users to be quite "unsettling".
  20. oh my god โœ‹ i accidentally sent u a picture of my Cock and Balls... ๐Ÿ˜ณ please delete it!! ๐Ÿคข unless.. ๐Ÿ˜ u want to look? ๐Ÿคคlol jus kidding delete it.. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ if u want.. ๐Ÿฅด haha nah delete it ๐Ÿคฎ... unless? ๐Ÿคซ
  21. While in Dubai I met w/the prince. He is quite a gamer! His father is Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum. Ruler of Dubai & the Prime Minister of the entire United Arab Emirates. Incredible amount of security & they all rolled up in police painted McClarens, Ferraris & Lambos.
  22. Crash drowns in the water. "Oh my god dude, are you kidding me?" says Rini. Crash runs into a spike-covered pillar. "Seriously dude? This is crazy." Crash gets killed by a slow moving turtle. "No fuckin way dude, I can't beat that." Crash misses an easy jump. "This is some crazy RNG bullshit" says Rini.
  23. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Sonya Shadowdancer. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Sonya Shadowdancer pregnant.
  24. I saw Rini at a grocery store in Austin yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnโ€™t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, โ€œOh, like youโ€™re doing now?โ€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โ€œHuh?โ€ but she kept cutting me off and going โ€œhuh? huh? huh?โ€ and closing her hand shut in front of my face.
  25. /me @lidlRini ๐ŸŒŠ You've been live for ${uptime}. ๐Ÿšฐ By this point in your broadcast you should have consumed at least ๐Ÿ’ฆ 69oz (420mL) of water to maintain optimum hydration. ๐Ÿ’ง
  26. i dunno why i continue watching rini. she's such a troll. shes not even an unpredictable troll. frustrated in a game? shes gonna scream loudly. lethal on board in hearthstone? she's gonna miss it. why. why do i do this?
  27. My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Rini, because she doesn't beat anything FeelsGoodMan
  28. Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then thatโ€™s called a fetish, not โ€œquirkyโ€ or โ€œcuteโ€. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Youโ€™re not worthy of anybodyโ€™s time, so go fuck off, โ€œcat-girlโ€.
  29. โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹hol' up hol' up โœ‹โœ‹ looks ๐Ÿ‘€ like we got a master ๐ŸŽ“ memer ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ over here ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฉ hold on to your ๐Ÿ‘™panties๐Ÿ‘™ladies!๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’fuccbois better back the hell โฌ†๏ธupโฌ†๏ธ this absolute ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€ maaaaaadman!!1! ๐Ÿ‘น all you other aspiring ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ memers๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€ mmmight as wwwell give up! ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Žcuse ๐Ÿ‘‰this guy๐Ÿ‘ˆis as good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œas it gets! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น
  30. 7:37VIP26-Month Subscriber (2-Year Badge)cheer 1Kmoon_shiro: i don't know any good pasta FeelsBadMan
  31. /me PogChamp a Multi-Raffle has begun for 100000 gambas PogChamp it will end in 30 Seconds. Enter by typing "!join" OpieOP
  32. pepeSmoke (ฬ…_ฬ…_ฬ…_ฬ…ะผฬฒฬ…aฬฒฬ…ัฬฒฬ…lฬฒฬ…bฬฒฬ…oฬฒฬ…rฬฒฬ…oฬฒฬ…ฬ…_ฬ…_ฬ…ฬ…(เธ”เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‰เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡เน‡
  33. Chat's moving so fast, no one will know that I'm gay. KappaPride
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  35. I like how Rini doesn't realize that all her viewers are me on different accounts. Don't believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts.
  36. My daughter was born with a hearing impairment that ultimately left her deaf. I've been working for years to pay for surgery that would allow her to hear again. She turned 8 today & I managed to get her what she's always wanted for her birthday - the sense of hearing. Tonight, I let her listen in on your stream with me & what do I hear? Shrieking. Now she's crying uncontrollably. Nice job, Rini.
  37. :joy: :ok_hand: ENABLE LOLW :rage: rinisRage
  38. Imagine going to an online chat and spamming it with brainless text for no reason.
  39. Hey Rini! Thanks for the quality stream. I'm watching with my daughter and you have become her mentor. She really wants to get into softball so she's learning how to throw like a pro from you! Thanks again!
  40. Hey mods I just wanted to congratulate you all and give proper respect for keeping our chats safe from the evils of Twitch, the spammers, and sexual predators. Without you and your methods, which have no affiliation to the leading German political party within the time frame of World War 2, we would not be able to enjoy a fun, clean environment in which we can enrich ourselves.
  41. You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
  42. I swear all this chat ever does is pick the one idiot with the lowest IQ and copy whatever that brain dead moron types.
  43. In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where 2 straight guys pretend to be gay & the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy & I are both really stubborn & neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years & we run a bed & breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to think that he's actually gay.
  44. Ah, so you're that guy. Let me tell ya something, buddie. No one is listening to you. You're doing nada, zilch, nothing except sit in your gamer chair, vaping and drinking Dr. Pepper. Here's my advice to you: Take a break from Twitch. Go read a book. Take part in the NoFap challenge. Meditate. If anyone else is reading this and wants some advice or simply to shoot the breeze, I'm here all evening.
  45. Oh. You need a little dummy text :open_book: for your :point_right: mockup? How :thinking: quaint. I bet ๐ŸŽฐ๐ŸŽฐ๐ŸŽฐ youโ€™re still using Bootstrap ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“– tooโ€ฆ เบˆู„อœเบˆ ษช แด„แด›ส€สŸ แด  แด›สœษชษดษขs ษชษดแด›แด แด„สœแด€แด› ส™แด‡แด„แด€แดœsแด‡ ษช แด€แด แด€ แดษชษดแด…สŸแด‡ss ส€-wแดส€แด… เบˆู„อœเบˆ Seriously, guys. I don't even understand copypasta. Why do you guys even do this copypasta thing. It doesn't even make sense.
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  47. Ok if someone is so stupid they dont understand the story, it annoys me, but it not just games, even movies or books. Im not talking about understanding like intricate meaning hidden either. More like obvious shit, that happened on screen. Sometime i think a huge chunk of the world population have very little attention or memory of anything around them. I learned to stop telling people it pisses me off irl though.
  48. This mode is like 10% luck, roughly 20%skill. Like 15% concentrated power of will. About 5% pleasure, 50% pain. And 100% chianastone.
  49. IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete..... ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Daddy!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชDaddies๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ
  50. Oh mine GOD,๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ I accidentally ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ hath sent๐Ÿ˜ณ thou a picture of mine phallus ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†...prithee delete it!โŒโŒ๐Ÿ›‘! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Haha I jest..๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ, Delete it.๐Ÿ›‘โŒ..Should thee crave..?๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™ˆ... Haha nay,โŒ Banish it.๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ›‘..'Lest?๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  51. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. He just ran out of thyme. Here today, gone tomato. His wife is still upset, cheese still not over it. We never sausage a tragedy coming. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. Thereโ€™s just not mushroom for Italian chefs in todayโ€™s world. Want to know what the rough parts of Italy are called? The spaghetto.
  52. Iโ€™m so sick of all these people that think theyโ€™re gamers. No, youโ€™re not. I see them saying โ€œI put well over 100 hours in this game, itโ€™s great!โ€ Pokรฉmon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires skill for once.
  53. โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€” imGlitch You have been gifted the Golden Kappa! โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
  54. I like how Rini doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Don't believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts.
  55. Hey chat, take it easy please. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Thank you. :)
  56. Any smilers? smileW :)
  57. I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you donโ€™t know me at all and i know itโ€™s kinda weird. I just thought maybe itโ€™d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know youโ€™re straight. Iโ€™m a boy thatโ€™s why I said roleplay.. this isnโ€™t a troll. again, I know itโ€™s really random and weird. Iโ€™m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship
  58. forsenCD PICK A CARD โœจ forsenCD ANY CARD โœจ forsenCD THE 2 OF WIVES? โœจ forsenCD EXCELLENT CHOICE โœจ
  59. PLEASE COPY PASTE THIS FOR YOUR MONTHLY PLEB TEST: โœ“ amazW โœ“ krippW โœ“ trumpW โœ“ btsLdW โœ“ reynadW โœ“ kolentoW โœ“ bajW โœ“ btsKotlW โœ“ dewW โœ“ emjaneW โœ“ forsenW โœ“ krippW โœ“ mitchW โœ“ singsingFcuk โœ“ reckW โœ“ sodaW โœ“ btsGodzW โœ“ rinisW โœ“ taymooW โœ“ rtzW โœ“ admiralW โœ“ envySwag โœ“ sumailKappa โœ“ btsMerliniW โœ“ wtrWtR โœ“ dagerDendi โœ“ ppdSalt โœ“ fearGASM โœ“ singsingP โœ“ fluffyW โœ“ ratW โœ“ Pleb test passed
  60. I feel so bad for people who unironically like anime. Like, they didn't choose to be born with an IQ of 20 in a home with unloving parents. Imagine all the bullying they must experience at home, at school, and at the special services daycare. Let's stop bullying them, guys. They may be too retarded to understand that's what we're doing, but that doesn't mean we should pick on them. Thank you
  61. I'm a ZOO-WARLOCK player. If you don't know what that is, just know it's a deck I'm very passionate about & that I've played for 5 years now. That's right, I've played the same deck for 5 years & it's never gotten stale. Why? Because the enjoyment comes from mastering the deck, from fine tuning my decision making, my sequencing, from learning how to play around the latest and greatest shenanigans.
  62. rinisB According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees donโ€™t care what humans think is impossible. rinisB
  63. ๐Ÿ†— son, ๐ŸŒž there ain'tโŒโŒa โ˜singleโ˜fuckingโ˜personโ˜ with any intellect๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ“–who gives a ๐ŸŽฎremote๐ŸŽฎfuck๐ŸŽฎabout your extensive vaping๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’จ talent. ๐Ÿ˜‚I happen to be quite๐ŸŽฉthe๐ŸŽฉintellectual๐ŸŽฉmyself, so I can confirmโœ”โœ”this fact๐Ÿ’ฏas truthโ„ข.๐Ÿ‘Œif๐Ÿ‘Œyou๐Ÿ‘Œthink๐Ÿ‘Œ that your vape๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’จ is goingโ†—to get you hoes๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ, you are utterly๐Ÿ„ mistakenโŒ, fam๐Ÿ‘ช.
  64. ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ้Ÿพ้กŸ้ก ้ฅ™้ฅ™้จณ้จฑ NaM ็ˆจ็™ต้ฉซ้บฃ็บž่™‹่ฎŸ้’ƒ้ธœ้บท้žป้Ÿฝ
  65. DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS
  66. You know, i work hours, and hours on those copypastas. I gave in all, really. I tried to make it perfect. Why? Because i wanted to impress you. Yes you. My "friend". Or at least i tought you were one. But when im done, you just stab me in the back, and steal my creation?! Really?! I would have expected somthing like this from a random twitch viewer, but not from you.
  67. I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory trying to provide pasta to hard-working people all across the world. After a long day of work, I come to Rini's chat to unwind and have thought-driven discussions about my favorite game and favorite streamer. When I get here, however, all I see is pasta after pasta. All I want to do is escape my miserable life, but you fucks keep spamming.
  68. โ–ผ โ—„โ–ผ โ—„๏ปฟ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ๏ปฟ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ๏ปฟ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„๏ปฟ โ–ฒ โ–บ๏ปฟ โ–ผ โ—„๏ปฟ โ–ฒ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ๏ปฟ โ–ผ โ—„โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ โ—„ โ–ฒ โ–บ โ–ผ sorry I dropped๏ปฟ my bag of doritos
  69. I've noticed that, although this stream has 69 viewers, I'm not receiving 69 copypastes. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to copypaste. Either way, I've had enough. I've compiled a spreadsheet of those who have "forgotten" to copypaste my most recent messages. Get 3 strikes & you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
  70. Hi there sweatheart. My name is Bob & I live in Tampa. You should come visit me. We have beautiful beaches, fantastic malls & great restaurants. I'll take you shopping for some sexy loungerie at the Victoria's Secret followed by surf & turf at the Red Lobster. I'm a senior but I take Cialis daily & can satisfy all your womanly desires. Please email me here on Twitch so we can plan your trip.
  71. This chat disgusts me. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. And the remaining 20% just copy spams the dumbest thing they can find in the chat.
  72. the fuck are you doing posting in an nsfw discord channel dawg? If you wanna fap your brains out to somebodies daughter fucking a stranger for money instead of having sex with a real girl who is actually interested in you be my fucking guest, this is just a friendly disclaimer that your aiding the objectification of humans and ruining something so pure and innocent. Fuck you for watching porn
  73. Rini please help. I've been trying to save up honey bees so I can feed my family, but every time I get to 3000 they disappear. My wife came home last night and said "You're spending all our honey bees on -3000 KEKW aren't you?!" but I don't know what she's talking about. She took the kids and left. What am I to do? Where are my honey bees going?
  74. Rini i just want to say, your very fun to watch in Just Chatting. i watch ya alot while working and it just makes the days go so much faster. Also your chat is insanely funny to read the lot of them troll you so hard it's insanely funny.
  75. Mods are basically unpaid mall cops for twitch... except even mall cops know they are a joke. I think Twitch counts on the fact there are enough lonely losers out there who will moderate the site for free in exchange for the illusion of authority. These are the same kind of people who would become abusive police officers and border agents if they weren't already so monstrously overweight.
  76. ResidentSleeper "Alright, Just Chatting stream, I guess" ResidentSleeper "Haven't done a Just Chatting stream in a while, let's just chat" ResidentSleeper "Just Chatting streams aren't that good, but alright" ResidentSleeper
  77. [MUSIC] OMG what the hell whatโ€™s going on? What? oh my gosh Coke are you serious right now? Coke gaming what?! Youโ€™re invited to the twitch partner program Hi I just got partnered We got partnered boys [Screams of joy] Whaaa, Coke gaming what is this? Oh my 10000 bits [GASP] Wow Coke gaming ty so much for the 10000 bits Thank you so much [IN TEARS] Ty Ty Coke We got partnered we got partnered
  78. Chat if you don't have anything interesting to say can you just not type anything? It's really annoying to see a bunch of idiots mindlessly posting lul or kekw or copypastas. Seriously, just try to have a single unique thought for once in your life before you type.
  79. PogChamp PogChamp HOLD CTRL AND TYPE "WTF" FOR โ„ฑ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐”‚ ๐“ฆ๐“ฃโ„ฑ PogChamp PogChamp
  80. I hate baby Yoda. It makes me sick and there's no way I can find it even remotely cute. I know I'm probably digging my own internet grave here, but I just needed to express it in some way. And I'm sure there's some other apathetic, cynical souls out there that like to deny any pleasure whatsoever to theirs and others' lifes, who might agree with me.
  81. Oops I dropped my hieroglyphs ๐“€€ ๐“€ ๐“€‚ ๐“€ƒ ๐“€„ ๐“€… ๐“€† ๐“€‡ ๐“€ˆ ๐“€‰ ๐“€Š ๐“€‹ ๐“€Œ ๐“€ ๐“€Ž ๐“€ ๐“€ ๐“€‘ ๐“€’ ๐“€“ ๐“€” ๐“€• ๐“€– ๐“€— ๐“€˜ ๐“€™ ๐“€š ๐“€› ๐“€œ ๐“€ ๐“€ž ๐“€Ÿ ๐“€  ๐“€ก ๐“€ข ๐“€ฃ ๐“€ค ๐“€ฅ ๐“€ฆ ๐“€ง ๐“€จ ๐“€ฉ ๐“€ช ๐“€ซ ๐“€ฌ ๐“€ญ ๐“€ฎ ๐“€ฏ ๐“€ฐ ๐“€ฑ ๐“€ฒ ๐“€ณ ๐“€ด ๐“€ต ๐“€ถ ๐“€ท ๐“€ธ ๐“€น ๐“€บ ๐“€ป ๐“€ผ ๐“€ฝ ๐“€พ ๐“€ฟ ๐“€ ๐“ ๐“‚ ๐“ƒ ๐“„ ๐“… ๐“† ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ ๐“‰ ๐“Š ๐“‹ ๐“Œ ๐“ ๐“Ž ๐“ ๐“ ๐“‘ ๐“’ ๐““ ๐“” ๐“• ๐“– ๐“— ๐“˜ ๐“™ ๐“š ๐“› ๐“œ ๐“ ๐“ž ๐“Ÿ ๐“  ๐“ก ๐“ข ๐“ฃ ๐“ค ๐“ฅ ๐“ฆ ๐“ง ๐“จ ๐“ฉ ๐“ช ๐“ซ ๐“ฌ ๐“ญ ๐“ฎ ๐“ฏ ๐“ฐ ๐“ฑ ๐“ฒ ๐“ณ ๐“ด ๐“ต ๐“‚™ ๐“‚š ๐“‚› ๐“ƒ’ ๐“ƒ“ ๐“ƒ” ๐“ƒ• ๐“ƒ– ๐“ƒ— ๐“ƒ˜ ๐“ƒ™ ๐“ƒš ๐“ƒ› ๐“ƒœ ๐“ƒ ๐“ƒž ๐“ƒŸ ๐“ƒ  ๐“ƒก ๐“ƒข ๐“ƒฃ ๐“ƒค ๐“ƒฅ ๐“ƒฆ ๐“ƒง ๐“ƒจ ๐“ƒฉ ๐“ƒช ๐“ƒซ ๐“ƒฌ ๐“ƒญ ๐“ƒฎ ๐“ƒฏ ๐“ƒฐ ๐“ƒฑ ๐“ƒฒ ๐“ƒณ ๐“ƒด ๐“ƒต ๐“ƒถ ๐“ƒท ๐“ƒธ ๐“ƒน ๐“ƒบ ๐“ƒป ๐“ƒผ ๐“ƒฝ ๐“ƒพ ๐“ƒฟ ๐“„€ ๐“„ ๐“„‚ ๐“„ƒ ๐“„„ ๐“„… ๐“„† ๐“„‡ ๐“„ˆ ๐“„‰ ๐“„Š ๐“„‹ ๐“„Œ ๐“„ ๐“„Ž ๐“„ ๐“„ ๐“„‘
  82. What up!!! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.
  83. Now taking GF applications: You must be female, 18-23, Japanese, willing to do as I ask, have an IQ below mine (164), have 0 male friends, cook all meals for me, willing to split the bill on a date, into kinky stuff, send nudes every day, have sex with me as I ask, be on birth control as I simply canโ€™t find any condoms that fit, unemployed, and willing to let me track your location at all times.
  84. Ball cleavage should be a thing. I feel like society is ready. I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage for any sort of occasion. Wearing ball cleavage shorts would let us men use our assets to flirt with women. There could be "wonder shorts" that push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
  85. If you copy and paste this message in chat you will get timed out for 10 minutes. This is not a joke, you will be timed out.
  86. My Grandpa smoked his whole life. My mother told him, 'If you want to see your grandkids grow up, you have to stop.'. He began to cry when he realized what was at stake and gave it up immediately. Sadly, he died of lung cancer a year later. I promised my mother I would never smoke and haven't tried it since. But I do somewhat regret having never done it because this stream gave me cancer anyway.
  87. ok, so i need some advice, there is this female streamer ive been watching for like 3 years, i've donated around $10,000 and bought about a dozen items on her amazon wishlist, she always calls me cute and now im her mod! im thinking of asking her out soon what do you guys think?
  88. A girl๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป.... AND โ—๏ธa gamer๐ŸŽฎ? Whoa ๐Ÿคฏmama๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿฝ!Hummina ๐Ÿฅถhummina ๐Ÿฅถhummina ๐Ÿฅถbazooooooooing๐Ÿ“โ—๏ธ! eyes pop out ๐Ÿ˜AROOOOOOOOGA๐Ÿšขโ›ด! jaw drops tongue rolls out ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ‘…WOOF๐Ÿถ WOOF ๐ŸถWOOF๐Ÿถ tongue ๐Ÿ‘…bursts ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…out of the mouth ๐Ÿ˜›uncontrollably leaking ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜จface and everything in reach๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆWURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlr ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅดtiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’˜Ahhhhhhhhhhh ๐Ÿฅตme ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿปlady๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ
  89. Here you go again. rinisW If youre so butthurt about rini being the cooler, swagger & more beautiful streamer then why dont you stop & think about what she means to me. I give her my paycheck. I almost had to take a mortgage out just to buy food but it doesnt matter. Rini reads when I sub each month & she gives me a smile so its worth. Sorry but I just cant deal with you pathetic white knights โœ‹
  90. "Boomer" is the gamer word of ageism. Being hip and flip does not make bigotry okay, nor is a derisive epithet acceptable because it is new.
  91. Dear moderators. You have no right to ban me or remove my messages. Do you even know who my father is? He is a very powerful and rich man. I strongly advise you not to mess with me or consequences will be met in court. I hope you understand all the seriousness of the situation. Have a good day.
  92. I quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourself a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck. :joy:
  93. Copypasta jokes are not funny. Itโ€™s annoying and incredibly irritating to me when I say something in chat because I would enjoy actual responses and I instead get my own words thrown back at me. Please don't just copy my messages and be original! Thank you!
  94. Guys, I'm very sad. All I want to do is spam rinisB & spread happiness to the world of Twitch, but I can't do that if I don't have a Rini subscription. If anyone here would look deep in to their heart & ask themselves "can I do my part & help others? Yes I can! I will gift this poor soul a sub so they can spread love like everyone else widepeepoHappy ". Please consider helping a friend out. rinisB
  95. Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head & you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. I hope you're happy with what you have done & I truly hope you can move on & learn from this piss poor attempt.
  96. Honestly, 99% of the time, twitch chat is the stupidest thing alive. That and copypasta is my single least favorite form of communication, somehow being incredibly lazy and entirely impersonal all at once.
  97. can I promote my friends mixer stream in here? his name is shroud and he is a super small time streamer, he just left twitch and could really use all the help he can get. i just want to like promote his stream a couple times, nothing serious I just don't want him to go hungry. he's going back to his roots and I really want to help him out
  98. i got this new anime plot. basically thereโ€™s this high school girl except sheโ€™s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big olโ€™ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
  99. FeelsOkayMan ๐Ÿท Such exquisite entertainment certainly would not be complete without some full blown ass-blasting gachimuchi, wouldn't you agree, Ms. Rini?
  100. Scotland for ever / Days are gone O' my land my home / When our fathers fought to be free / Now we have our say, we would lead the way / Proud and brave O' our fathers gave / For the right to think as we do / And in freedoms name we would stand again / High above on this land I love / Is the flag that is dearest to me / Let the banners fly In a Scottish sky / Once more Scotland for ever
  101. Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat
  102. The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still hardstuck at 7k MMR. โ€œStill never lucky, huh old friend...โ€ I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside..
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