wendtard compilation

"How would you mind break Wendy?"
"Quadruple amputation and female circumcision."
"Imagine her screams as you cut off her arms and legs."
"Imagine lobotomizing her."
"It would be a hoot to remind her of how smart she used to be before her lobotomy."
"Imagine her expressionless, drooling face suddenly turning into one of despair when you show her a video of the way she used to be."
"And showing her a video of her lobotomy spliced with that video."
"Yes. Imagine watching all that smart-ass intellect draining away as you turn her frontal lobe into a puree, while she cries and begs you to stop, until she no longer comprehends what any of that even means."
"And you tell her that she is your pet and that is all she will ever be."
"Then you slowly train what remains of her mind to accept that as reality.
Then you let her go back to school, but now she has to go to special ed with the retards. You've damaged her brain so much she shouts "WENDY" randomly like Timmy (though she can still talk, but most of what she says makes no sense and amounts to childish babble), and she has to use a wheelchair on account of having no arms or legs. She also pees herself constantly, not because she's incontinent, but because she's incapable of seeing anything wrong with it due to her destroyed brain. She frustrates her teacher so much that she starts beating her, and Wendy has been trained to be so obedient at this point that she just apologizes while crying and drooling all over the place."
"And you start using her as a sex toy."
"Only anal, though. Her vagina has been sewed shut (aside from a pee-hole) and her clitoris removed."
"And her mouth?"
"Teeth removed, so she can't bite (and she probably would, even if she didn't intend to, because at this point she's brain-damaged and retarded)."
"How did Stan react to his newly brain damaged ex?"
"Drinking and possibly suicide."
"There is probably enough of Wendy's brain left for her to remember her boyfriend. She would move her little wheelchair up to Stan and start drooling and blabbering words that vaguely sound like "Stan," and "I love you" while Stan is unable to do anything but stand there in shocked horror and disgust at what his beautiful Wendy has become. He would probably throw up, which Wendy would still remember means "he likes me," and this would cause tard-Wendy to start blubbering happily and trying to hug him with her stump-arms that she doesn't realize are missing. Stan would run away and cry and be depressed for a while, probably join the Goth kids again. Wendy wouldn't be able to understand why Stan is afraid of her now, and would cry constantly until the thoughts pass out of her damaged mind; such as when something shiny or cock-shaped catches her eye."
"And how about Cartman?"
"He would initially start laughing, thinking its some kind of joke, but when Wendy starts excitedly yelling "Cartman!" like a fucking retard and trying to give him hugs and kisses, he will realize that it's not a joke and become very sad and actually a bit disturbed. He would go home and talk to Clyde Frawg about it. Eventually though, he'd come to find he likes the new Wendy way better than the old one, because the new Wendy doesn't talk back when he makes breast cancer jokes (in fact, she laughs, but only because everyone else is laughing, too, and she thinks its funny when people laugh)."
"And Kyle?"
"I could honestly see him caring the least about the whole thing, though it'd obviously shake him up. I think his main concern would be for Stan.
Kenny would simultaneously be turned on by new-Wendy, and also disgusted at himself for finding a retarded fucknugget hot. He'd kill himself several times after he starts fantasizing about the same thing happening to Karen."
"How about the girls?"
"Wendy would act like they're still all best friends, and even try to go to their list club meetings. Eventually, they'd get tired of her constant tard-sounds, drooling, and general stupidity, and stop hanging out with her. New-Wendy would be extremely hurt and confused that none of her friends like her anymore."
"And how would everything end for New-Wendy?"
"She grows up, never being anything more than that weird, disabled mentally retarded girl to anyone new she meets. And to everyone she knew before her "change," she'd just be that girl who was once smart, funny, and pretty, but now is little more than a living reminder of what used to be, of what COULD have been had Old-Wendy's life not been cut so short.
New-Wendy doesn't care, though. She eventually finds happiness, in the simple things, like staring aimlessly into the distance, slobbering all over people, trying to lick her stumps (they are too short for her to succeed), making funny sounds, rolling around on the floor, or wetting herself at the most inconvenient times - she thinks its funny when someone gets upset at her for peeing all over the place. Even as an adult, she acts this way, and eventually has to be put into a care home after her parents can't bear to look at the retard that was once their bright, beautiful daughter anymore.
For a while, she was really sad about Stan and all her friends, but a second lobotomy in fifth grade, that removed what was left of her frontal lobe, fixed that for her. Now she doesn't know what she ever saw in Stan, or her former girl friends - they're not nearly as fun as she is, anyway, and what's more important to New-Wendy than having fun? Nothing."