Ninmast Nunyabiz says
Darkling's at it again.
Maven X says
What now
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
One of his pearls of wisdom, now excusing hauling his 20-foot-long, two ton grappler by hand through the air and onto a boat.
Dark Master says
The son of zuse and tom the farmer with the same levels in fighter and maxed strength are mechanically the same.

Maven X says
...What
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
And that's just one of the many pearls he's putting out.
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
You're trying to have a man who DOES NOT have the stats representing the physical strength necessary to accomplish a task at hand to do so on the excuse that somebody who DID have the stats representing the physical strength necessary did so at some point in mythology.
Yes, I agree, if Hercules had wings, he could carry the grasper over.
YOU ARE NOT HERCULES!!!
Dark Master says
No, but my character is in the high end of play. Things get crazy in high level D&D. Deal with it.

Maven X says
What is his strength score?
Seriously, what is it
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
Checking.
Maven X says
Also what size is he? Medium?
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
Eh, after his stuff with Tome, he has 25 in Strength.
And he's medium, but with that trait that lets him count as a Large when it's beneficial to him.
Maven X says
Fun note. The most he can lift is 3200 lbs.
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
And that's not moving it.
Maven X says
That's calculated with the D&D rules for this shit.
Take it to the DM.
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
That's just lifting it off the ground and setting it back down.
Heck, Calignus can do that, too.
What he wants to do, however, is use his Tome ability to take a feat for eleven rounds that he doesn't actually have.
This feat is another Tome feat called Natural Heavy Lifter, which increases his carrying capacity by FIVE TIMES.
Maven X says
...
Why are you even in this game
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
Because it's an interesting game when Darkling keeps his mouth shut.
Did I mention the grasper is twenty feet long?  Where is he even getting a grip?
Maven X says
Are you still unable to find a reason to murder him
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
Yeah, he's on good behavior in character.
Believe me, I'm looking.
Dark Master says
No, you just think everyone who wants to do things outside of the normal relms of possibilty should play a caster.
And everyone else should play E6. Which really does seem like the game you're looking fo.
*for.
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
Calignus does things outside the normal realms of possibility.  He is not a caster.
Your excuses fall apart even as they leave your mouth.
Dark Master says
No, he's a caster, he's just disguised as a fighter. There’s a reason it’s called the weeaboo book of fighting MAGIC.
Ninmast Nunyabiz says
And there's a reason the Tome is called a pile of shit.

Oh, and by the way, he says that Calignus' performance is higher than Kersic's because I post faster.
Because apparently, being in attendence grants some sort of unknown bonus to my stats, I guess.