Dragon x Neko

[quiet background club music]

God, why do I always let my friends convince me to go to these things. All I get are sleezballs "can I touch your wings?" "Holy shit you're a half-dragon,~how exotic~" Ugh. Can't believe people at frat parties. Wait, who's that neko standing in the corner? Haven't seen them around before... They look nervous. And cute~ Well, if anything it'll be more fun talking to them then any of these creeps. Let's go say hi~

*walks over to listener*

Hey there, cutie, what brings you to a place like this?

Wow, what a way to start a conversation. [mockingly] "what do *you* want". I just wanted to talk! You seem more friendly than anyone else here, even after that comment. So, why would a neko like yourself be at a party like this if you're just going to stay in the back corner sipping a vodka soda. Party's over there, you know.

Friends dragged you here? Ah, I see. Yea, mine did, too. I always want to say no, but they always talk me into it. Say things like "you gotta get out more, you gotta find new people"! I'm happy by myself... Well, most of the time. And it's not like they're suggesting outstanding people, god they're like walking sewage. What about you? What are your friends bringing you here for?

They want you to find someone to date? At a frat party? *laughs* Hell if you can do that, I mean look at them... they're doing keg stands. That doesn't exactly scream 'relationship potential'. But hey, maybe someone will come up to you and you'll hit it off. [teasingly] Maybe someone like me?

Though, I have to know, am I the only one who's approached you or are you getting swarmed by randos too? Honestly, I'd be pretty surprised if you've been alone this entire time, you're way too cute.

Aw, you're blushing~ Is that just the alcohol, or do you like getting teased.

Ahh, it's *only* the alcohol. Mhm, sure it is. Still didn't answer my question.

Everyone who's approached you just wanted to pet you? Ick, gross; I know that feeling. Be a half-human and suddenly everyone wants to just *touch* you for no reason. Like, ever heard of personal space? I will admit though, your ears *are* quite fluffy.

You're very welcome~ Anyway, I was thinking about leaving, not much for me to do here except get drunk and get harassed by strangers, and I'd hate for the same fate to happen to you. So, how about this, you come over to my place and watch some movies with me. It'll be quieter than here, and, if you decide you want to leave I'll walk you back to your dorm. How does that sound?

Sounds good? Great! Anyway, I'm [insert your name here] What's your name?

Well, it's very nice to meet you. Let's get out of this hellhole, yea?

[background music gets quieter + eventually silent]

*Does* it make it a date? [teasingly] I dunno, you're a smart cookie, I'm sure you can figure that out.

[walking SFX, door open/close SFX]

Well, we're here. I share this place with 3 others, but they're all at that party we just left. So, it'll just be the two of us.

Aw, does that make you nervous? Now why would that be?

Come on, I'm not *that* intimidating. Well, I am, a fair bit taller than you and half dragon so... I can sort of see that... But I'm not scary! I promise. Besides, why would I want to hurt an adorable little thing like you?

Oh, this has been so much fun. You're not used to being flirted with, are you?

Yea, it's pretty obvious. Anyway, couch or bed; your choice. There's a T.V for both.

Taking the couch? It'll be a little harder to cuddle, but luckily I got a tail to wrap you up with; come 'ere.

There you go-- aw, you're nuzzling me, now. You're a bit tipsy, aren't you? Wouldn't expect someone as shy as you to suddenly become so bold.

[A bit seductively, slowly] You know, if you're a little touchy-feely right now, we could just cuddle instead of watching some movies. Might be a bit more enjoyable for both of us.

Which spoon would you be? Oh, obviously the little spoon.

Aw, don't pout; I've wanted to hold you and squeeze you since I saw you at the party; also, I'm a head taller than you. You'd be like a little jetpack. And I can wrap you up *so* much more. Wrap you up like a little furrito~

*movement sounds as both speaker/listener lay down*

Here we go, wings around your chest, tail coiled around your legs, arms around your waist, andddd now you're mine! [teasingly] and you can't ~get out~

Jeez, don't wriggle so much! Do you not like being cuddled up like this?

Ohh, you're just getting yourself comfortable, okay, I was worried for a sec... So, uhm I know I said earlier how I hated how people just want to touch half-humans cause they're unique but, uhm... Can I... pet you? Cause like, you just look so--

Annnnd you're headbutting me. I'll take that as a 'yes please'.

[scritching SFX]

Looks like I finally got lucky for once. Found a diamond in the sewers of frat parties.

Aw, you feel the same? Are you just saying that cause you're tipsy, getting scritchies, or do you really mean it?

All three? Yea, I figured. [squeezes listener] I don't think I ever want to let go of you. Do you want to maybe... stay the night?

*That* was an enthusiastic yes. Well, how about we move upstairs to the bedroom so we can *really* get comfy. How's that sound?

I'll race 'ya~