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No Bonfire No Death - Sped Run by Sqwerlpunk

daftbob Sep 12th, 2014 (edited) 341 Never
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  1. >>Things Betwixt
  2.         Explorer Class, Healing Wares Gift, Female Gender & Pink Hair
  3.         Get naked
  4.  
  5. >>Majula
  6.         Light Bonfire
  7.         Gank Maughlin
  8.         Grab soul near Smithy
  9.         Light Bonfire
  10.         Talk to Herald one time
  11.         Grab Homeward Bone x5
  12.  
  13. >>Heide's
  14.         Cheese Dragonrider
  15.         Talk to Licia, send her home
  16.         Boner home
  17.  
  18. >>Majula
  19.         Pop Boss Soul
  20.         Level up to 16 END, rest in 12 STR
  21.  
  22. >>FotFG
  23.         Purchase Club & Firebomb x1
  24.         Blow up wall shortcut
  25.         Grab Fire Arrows
  26.         Pop souls on Elevator down
  27.         Kill Last Giant w/ Club & Ooze, pop soul on elevator up
  28.         Go through shortcut to Melentia, purchase 3 Brightbugs & Blacksmith Key, get Covetous +1 ring, send her home
  29.         Cheese Purse User
  30.  
  31. >>Lost Bastille
  32.         Grab Large Titty on dead body
  33.         Kill Ruin Sentinels w/ Brightbug, Ooze+Club
  34.         Grab Flame Butterfly x3 on roof
  35.  
  36. >>Sinner's Rise
  37.         Kill Sinner w/Brightbug Ooze+Club
  38.         Boner Home
  39.  
  40. >>Majula
  41.         Light Bonfire
  42.         Pop Purse User Soul
  43.         Open Blacksmith
  44.         Buy 3x Brightbug (20x lifegems?)
  45.         Boner back to get Blacksmith off his ass
  46.         Buy Silvercat Ring & 6-10 Skulls
  47.         Grab Shortbow
  48.         Buy Rapier, Mace, 10 Titty Shards, Reinforce Rapier to +4 & Mace to +2
  49.         Level up to 20 END, rest in 33 DEX
  50.  
  51. >>Gutter
  52.         Try not to die on the way down
  53.         Kill Lizard for Titty Shard x2 and Large Titty x1
  54.         Grab lifegems x20 (optional)
  55.         Grab Fragrant Branch of Yore
  56.  
  57. >>Gulch
  58.         Kill Rotten w/ Ooze+Rapier
  59.  
  60. >>Shulva
  61.         Pop Boss Soul at door after bridge
  62.         Grab SoAGH in between Arrow Shots
  63.         Grab Flynn's, Repair Powder
  64.         Boner Home
  65.  
  66. >>Majula
  67.         Pop SoaGH
  68.         Level up to 15 VGR, rest in 40 DEX
  69.         Save 18,000 souls for Resin (can go down to 16500 using Vengarl soul)
  70.  
  71. >>Shaded Woods
  72.         Grab 3x Homeward Bones+Lifegems next to Brohart
  73.         Run in circles
  74.         Light Shaded Woods Bonfire
  75.         Buy 10-12x Gold Pine Resin (grab soul and pop if slightly short)
  76.         Grab Chloranthy +1
  77.         Kill Naj'ka w/ Resin
  78.  
  79. >>Doors of Pharros
  80.         Kill Lizard for 3x Large Titty (2x Lizard in Tseldora if you miss)
  81.  
  82. >>Tseldora
  83.         Grab 1x Large Titty off corpse next to cliff
  84.         Use 1x Alluring Skull to open door
  85.         Kill Congregation w/ Resin
  86.         Jump over to PateCreighton room, break pot and grab 3x Charcoal Resin
  87.         Grab 1x Chunk off nearby corpse
  88.         Drop down to grab Titty Chunk 1x in room
  89.         Use 1-2x Alluring Skull to open door past Red Phantom
  90.         Kill Freja w/ C.Resin, Brightbug, & Alluring Skulls
  91.         Grab Boss Soul, Primal Bonfire Home
  92.  
  93. >>Majula
  94.         Pop Boss Souls
  95.         Upgrade Rapier to +7
  96.         Level up to 20 VGR, rest in 27 END, save 2000 souls
  97.         Bribe Licia
  98.  
  99. >>Huntsman's Copse
  100.         Kill Skeleton Lords
  101.  
  102. >>Harvest Valley
  103.         Send Chloanne home
  104.         Grab 1x Titty Chunk in first poison pit
  105.         Grab Torch just after first poison pit
  106.  
  107. >>Earthen Peak
  108.         Kill Jabba
  109.         Burn windmill w/ Torch+Flame Butterfly
  110.         Kill Mytha w/ C.Resin
  111.  
  112. >>Iron Keep
  113.         ???
  114.         (1x Repair Powder available from Jester Magerold?)
  115.         Turtle Tunnel, yo
  116.         Kill Old Iron King w/ GP.Resin
  117.         Boner Home (Shaded Woods)
  118.  
  119. >>Shrine of Winter
  120.         Get hype
  121.  
  122. >>Drangleic Castle
  123.         Kill Lizard for 3x Titty Chunk + 1x Titty Slab
  124.         Open gate via murder, panic run everywhere
  125.         (Buy ?x Repair Powder from Ghost Man?)
  126.         Kill Double Dragon w/ GP.Resin
  127.         Activate Soulevator, run back to it picking up 5x Repair Powders on the way
  128.         Pop Boss Souls, re-arrange equipment, relax on Soulevator
  129.         Grab Key to King's Passage
  130.         Enjoy another ride on Soulevator
  131.  
  132. >>King's Passage
  133.         Kill Looking Glass Knight w/ GP.Resin
  134.  
  135. >>Shrine of Amana
  136.         Run Forest, run
  137.         Kill Semen of Dong w/ GP.Resin
  138.  
  139. >>Undead Crypt
  140.         Kill Velstadt w/ GP.Resin + Brightbug
  141.         Grab King's Ring
  142.         Boner Home
  143.  
  144. >>Shaded Woods
  145.         -> Aldia's Keep
  146.  
  147. >>Aldia's Keep
  148.         Kill Guardian Dragon w/ Ooze + Brightbug
  149.  
  150. >>Dragon Aerie
  151.         Run Forest, run
  152.  
  153. >>Dragon Shrine
  154.         Run some more
  155.         Get Ashen Heart, Boner home
  156.  
  157. >>Shaded Woods
  158.         Run in circles back to Majula
  159.  
  160. >>Majula
  161.         Pop all the boss souls
  162.         Upgrade Rapier to +10
  163.         Level everything
  164.  
  165. >>FotFG
  166.         -> Memory of Jeigh
  167.  
  168. >>Memory of Jeigh
  169.         Kill Giant Lord w/ GP.Resin
  170.         Boner home
  171.  
  172. >>Shaded Woods
  173.         -> Drangleic Castle
  174.  
  175. >>Drangleic Castle
  176.         -> Throne of Want
  177.  
  178. >>Throne of Want
  179.         Kill Throne Bitches w/ GP.Resin + Brightbug
  180.         Kill Nashandra w/ GP. Resin
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