Papyrus attempts to teach Undyne, Mettaton and the human to

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO COOK A GREAT MEAL!
ARE YOU MADE OF GREAT SKILL
OR JUST PIZZAZ AND STEEL?

YOU'RE THE SQUAREST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET
BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH!
MISTER, I'LL MAKE A CHEF OUT OF YOU!

WET SPAGHETTI NOODLES
NO SAUCE WOULD BE, A SIN
ONCE YOU FIND THE BALANCE
YOU ARE SURE, TO WIN!!
YOU'RE ARTIFICIAL, PALE, AND YOU POSE A LOT
AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE
MISTER I'LL, MAKE A CHEF, OUT OF YOU!

*i'm never gonna cook this right.
*Can't use a spear as a ladel!
*This'll never work it isn't MTT brand!
*feel like calling it a night
*I'M GONNA BREAK THE FREAKIN' TABLE!!
*Undyne would you kindly return my hand?

BE A CHEF!!!
YOU MUST ADD SPICE AT THE PERFECT MOMENT
BE A CHEF!!
MAKE SURE YOU TAKE OUT THE PASTA SOON
BE A CHEF!!
IF IT'S A BAD BATCH YOU GOTTA OWN IT
HUMAN PLEASE DON'T TRY TO KILL THEM, WITH THAT SPOON!!

TIME IS RACING TOWARDS US!!
'TILL THE KING, ARRIVES!
A LITTLE MORE ALFREDO
COULD SAVE YOUR LIVES!
AS I TASTE YOUR MEALS, I CAN SEE
THIS PASTA IS AT IT'S PRIME!
...EXCEPT SANS, GOOD LORD MAN, THAT'S A CRIME!

BE A CHEF!!!
YOU MUST ADD SPICE AT THE PERFECT MOMENT
BE A CHEF!!
MAKE SURE YOU TAKE OUT THE PASTA SOON
BE A CHEF!!
IF IT'S A BAD BATCH YOU GOTTA OWN IT
HUMAN PLEASE DON'T TRY TO KILL THEM, WITH THAT SPOON!!