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  1. $character
  2. Anders
  3. Hawke
  4. Carver
  5. Bethany
  6. Fenris
  7. Isabela
  8. Merrill
  9. Sebastian
  10. Varric
  11. Bartrand
  12. Cullen
  13. Sandal
  14. Flemeth
  15. Gamlen
  16. Alistair
  17. Leliana
  18. Zevran
  19. Sera
  20. Morrigan
  21. Corypheus
  22. Knight-Commander Meredith
  23. Solas
  24. the Hero of Ferelden
  25. the Champion of Kirkwall
  26. Schmooples
  27. $unoun
  28. love
  29. death
  30. rampant slaughter
  31. bioware
  32. hope
  33. glory
  34. healing
  35. salvation
  36. [|blood ]magic
  37. cheese
  38. magical fisting
  39. good hair
  40. friendship
  41. exceptional cruelty
  42. necromancy
  43. demonic possession
  44. power
  45. frog time
  46. careless trust
  47. pride
  48. perfection
  49. doom upon all the world
  50. victory
  51. fear
  52. suspicion
  53. $anoun
  54. a good spanking
  55. a generous kick in the face
  56. a fly in the ointment, a whisper in the shadows
  57. a growing lack of disgust for you
  58. a lyrium tattoo of breasts
  59. a waste of space
  60. $cnoun
  61. jar of bees
  62. lyrium idol
  63. sword
  64. awkwardly long limb
  65. chantry explosion
  66. arrow
  67. mage rebellion
  68. [|lizard ]egg
  69. $thenoun
  70. maker
  71. orlesian empire
  72. chantry
  73. bone pit
  74. fade
  75. inquisition
  76. templar order
  77. circle
  78. maker’s bosom
  79. temple of mythal
  80. mage underground
  81. order of grey wardens
  82. blooming rose
  83. deep roads
  84. blight
  85. arishok
  86. [creature] uprising
  87. Hero of Ferelden
  88. Champion of Kirkwall
  89. [creature] occupational force
  90. golden city
  91. hubris of men
  92. sacrifice
  93. joy of helping a friend
  94. satisfaction of knowing you prevented a gross injustice
  95. grand cleric
  96. $unouns
  97. mage rights
  98. fine dwarven crafts, direct from orzammar[|. you won’t find better]
  99. andraste’s knickers
  100. pants that eat your eyeballs
  101. $adjective
  102. annoying
  103. antivan
  104. bald
  105. dangerous
  106. demonic
  107. desperate
  108. drooling
  109. enraged
  110. evil
  111. fereldan
  112. foolish
  113. giant
  114. heartless
  115. hopeless
  116. insolent
  117. intelligent
  118. lifeless
  119. monstrous
  120. nasty
  121. orlesian
  122. pathetic
  123. possessed
  124. pretty
  125. sadistic
  126. scary
  127. slobbering
  128. twisted
  129. $creature
  130. abomination
  131. ancient god
  132. andrastian
  133. antivan crow
  134. apostate
  135. archdemon
  136. bastard
  137. bear
  138. beast
  139. blood mage
  140. broodmother
  141. cat
  142. creature of the fade
  143. darkspawn
  144. demon
  145. devouring skeleton
  146. dog
  147. dragon
  148. dwarf
  149. elf
  150. fool
  151. frog
  152. genlock
  153. girl
  154. goat
  155. golem
  156. great bear
  157. griffon
  158. human
  159. hurlock
  160. kitten
  161. lizard
  162. lunatic
  163. mabari
  164. mage
  165. mage rights activist
  166. mortal
  167. noble
  168. nug
  169. ogre
  170. orlesian
  171. pig
  172. qunari
  173. ram
  174. rat
  175. rogue
  176. shem
  177. spirit
  178. talking rat
  179. templar
  180. virgin
  181. warrior
  182. witch
  183. witch of the wilds
  184. $allitmany
  185. threaten [[creature]s|people]
  186. devour [[creature]s|people]
  187. defeat [[creature]s|people]
  188. fight [[creature]s|people]
  189. kill [[creature]s|people]
  190. save [[creature]s|people]
  191. kiss [[creature]s|people]
  192. rob [[creature]s|people]
  193. torture [[creature]s|people]
  194. slaughter [[creature]s|people]
  195. make this place a sanctum of healing and salvation
  196. play despacito
  197. save the [|fucking ]world
  198. drown us in blood
  199. recite the maker’s blessings
  200. get eaten by [creature]s
  201. bring doom upon all the world
  202. unite the lands against the blight
  203. fight for mage rights
  204. raise the dead
  205. play wicked grace
  206. destroy the world
  207. summon demons
  208. invade [Ferelden|Orlais]
  209. study the blade
  210. suck lizard eggs
  211. put on a dress and dance the remigold
  212. get in all kinds of trouble
  213. crush something soft and watch it fountain blood
  214. go insane
  215. ravage the deep roads
  216. drive out the orlesian occupational force
  217. suffer various deaths of body and spirit
  218. get transformed into [an] [creature]
  219. prey upon helpless mortals
  220. throw a party
  221. bring sin to heaven
  222. perish
  223. force [creature]s into your service
  224. bend others to your will
  225. crawl into a bush somewhere and die
  226. run through the streets of Denerim in my small clothes
  227. scream
  228. $allitmanying
  229. threatening [[creature]s|people]
  230. devouring [[creature]s|people]
  231. defeating [[creature]s|people]
  232. fighting [[creature]s|people]
  233. killing [[creature]s|people]
  234. saving [[creature]s|people]
  235. kissing [[creature]s|people]
  236. robbing [[creature]s|people]
  237. torturing [[creature]s|people]
  238. slaughtering [[creature]s|people]
  239. making this place a sanctum of healing and salvation
  240. playing despacito
  241. saving the [|fucking ]world
  242. drowning us in blood
  243. [[creature]s|people]
  244. reciting the maker’s blessings
  245. getting eaten by [creature]s
  246. bringing doom upon all the world
  247. uniting the lands against the blight
  248. fighting for mage rights
  249. raising the dead
  250. playing wicked grace
  251. destroying the world
  252. summoning demons
  253. invading [Ferelden|Orlais]
  254. studying the blade
  255. sucking lizard eggs
  256. putting on a dress and dancing the remigold
  257. getting in all kinds of trouble
  258. crushing something soft and watching it fountain blood
  259. going insane
  260. ravaging the deep roads
  261. driving out the orlesian occupational force
  262. suffering various deaths of body and spirit
  263. getting transformed into [an] [creature]
  264. preying upon helpless mortals
  265. throwing a party
  266. bringing sin to heaven
  267. perishing
  268. forcing [creature]s into your service
  269. bending others to your will
  270. crawling into a bush somewhere and dying
  271. running through the streets of Denerim in my small clothes
  272. screaming
  273. $allitmanys
  274. threatens [[creature]s|people]
  275. devours [[creature]s|people]
  276. defeats [[creature]s|people]
  277. fights [[creature]s|people]
  278. kills [[creature]s|people]
  279. saves [[creature]s|people]
  280. kisses [[creature]s|people]
  281. robs [[creature]s|people]
  282. tortures [[creature]s|people]
  283. slaughters [[creature]s|people]
  284. makes this place a sanctum of healing and salvation
  285. plays despacito
  286. saves the [|fucking ]world
  287. drowns us in blood
  288. recites the maker’s blessings
  289. gets eaten by [creature]s
  290. brings doom upon all the world
  291. unites the lands against the blight
  292. fights for mage rights
  293. raises the dead
  294. plays wicked grace
  295. destroys the world
  296. summons demons
  297. invades [Ferelden|Orlais]
  298. studies the blade
  299. sucks lizard eggs
  300. puts on a dress and dances the remigold
  301. gets in all kinds of trouble
  302. crushes something soft and watches it fountain blood
  303. goes insane
  304. ravages the deep roads
  305. drives out the orlesian occupational force
  306. suffers various deaths of body and spirit
  307. gets transformed into [an] [creature]
  308. preys upon helpless mortals
  309. throws a party
  310. brings sin to heaven
  311. perishes
  312. forces [creature]s into your service
  313. bends others to your will
  314. crawls into a bush somewhere and dies
  315. runs through the streets of Denerim in my small clothes
  316. screams
  317. $allitmanyed
  318. threatened [[creature]s|people]
  319. devoured [[creature]s|people]
  320. defeated [[creature]s|people]
  321. fought [[creature]s|people]
  322. killed [[creature]s|people]
  323. saved [[creature]s|people]
  324. kissed [[creature]s|people]
  325. robbed [[creature]s|people]
  326. tortured [[creature]s|people]
  327. slaughtered [[creature]s|people]
  328. made this place a sanctum of healing and salvation
  329. played despacito
  330. saved the [|fucking ]world
  331. drowned us in blood
  332. recited the maker’s blessings
  333. got eaten by [creature]s
  334. brought doom upon all the world
  335. united the lands against the blight
  336. fought for mage rights
  337. raised the dead
  338. played wicked grace
  339. destroyed the world
  340. summoned demons
  341. invaded [Ferelden|Orlais]
  342. studied the blade
  343. sucked lizard eggs
  344. put on a dress and danced the remigold
  345. got in all kinds of trouble
  346. crushed something soft and watched it fountain blood
  347. went insane
  348. ravaged the deep roads
  349. drove out the orlesian occupational force
  350. suffered various deaths of body and spirit
  351. got transformed into [an] [creature]
  352. preyed upon helpless mortals
  353. threw a party
  354. brought sin to heaven
  355. perished
  356. forced [creature]s into your service
  357. bent others to your will
  358. crawled into a bush somewhere and died
  359. ran through the streets of Denerim in my small clothes
  360. screamed
  361. $iconic
  362. want a sandwich?
  363. could one thing in this fucking world just stay fixed?
  364. ‘tis time for rampant slaughter
  365. it's a massacre, and no one's getting out alive
  366. just call me the reaper
  367. let’s see some blood
  368. show them no mercy
  369. watch in horror as i rip you apart
  370. can i get you a ladder so you can get off my back?
  371. swooping is bad
  372. have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?
  373.  
  374. $before
  375. the chantry teaches us that
  376. it’s the divine. come all the way from orlais to tell you, personally, that
  377. news of the hour:
  378. andraste’s words were that
  379. we templars of the Chantry stand vigil to ensure that
  380. $after
  381. - grey warden motto
  382. i swear by andraste’s knickers
  383. change my mind
  384. [creature]s do not interact
  385. if you ask me. which you didn’t. but i said it anyway
  386. …hawke said sarcastically
  387. $phrase
  388. [[before] |]some people??? [allitmany]???? to cope???????[| [after]]
  389. [[before] |]magic exists to [allitmany] and never to [allitmany][| [after]]
  390. [[before] |]sometimes to achieve the world one desires, one must [allitmany][| [after]]
  391. [[before] |]you just can’t throw a decent party without [allitmanying][| [after]]
  392. [[before] |][allitmanying] is the demand of the qun[| [after]]
  393. [[before] |][allitmanying] is [creature] culture[| [after]]
  394. [[before] |]what is needed now is not another [[cnoun]|[thenoun]|[creature]], but [an] [[cnoun]|[thenoun]|[creature]][| [after]]
  395. [[before] |][creature]s literally only want one thing. [[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[creature]s][| [after]]
  396. [[before] |][character] is an ass[| [after]]
  397. [[before] |]self care is [allitmanying][| [after]]
  398. [[before] |]magic can kill. [[unoun]|[anoun]|the [thenoun]|[unouns]|[cnoun]s] can kill. even [creature]s launched at great speed could kill[| [after]]
  399. [[before] |][the [cnoun]|the [thenoun]] is a metaphor. it’s in all of us[| [after]]
  400. [[before] |]your [[unoun]|[cnoun]|[thenoun]|[creature]] is a gift, but it’s also a curse[| [after]]
  401. this is so sad alexa [allitmany]
  402. oh, hello… i’m [allitmanying]. would you like to join me?
  403. i happened to be in the area. [allitmanying], [allitmanying]... the usual
  404. *[allitmanys]* aesthetic.
  405. someone’s gonna [allitmany], and it sure won’t be me!
  406. i [allitmany] because it’s the right thing to do
  407. once i learn how to [allitmany], it’s over for you bitches
  408. alas, so long as the music plays, we [allitmany]
  409. it’s a good day to [allitmany]
  410. [allitmany] challenge
  411. are you serious? right in front of my [[cnoun]|[thenoun]]?
  412. improvise. adapt. [allitmany]
  413. guess i’ll [allitmany]
  414. while you were partying, i [allitmanyed]
  415. i showed you my [[unoun]|[cnoun]|[thenoun]], please respond
  416. press F to [allitmany]
  417. it’s over, [character]. i have the [[cnoun]|[thenoun]]
  418. i have made this place a sanctum of [[unoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]] and [[unoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]]. why do you threaten it?
  419. you come into my house, you disrespect my [[cnoun]s|[thenoun]|[unouns]]
  420. i heard that [character,#c] has an 8 pack. that [#c] is shredded
  421. i am dying of something worse than death. [[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]|[creature]s]
  422. i may not believe in the chantry but i believe in [[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]|[creature]s|[character]]
  423. [woman|[creature]] laughing alone with [[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]]
  424. Shadows fall And hope has fled Steel your heart [[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]|[creature]s] will come
  425. why are you booing me? i’m [the [thenoun]|[adjective]]
  426. what does [[unoun]|[anoun]|[an] [cnoun]|the [thenoun]|[an] [creature]] touch that it doesn’t spoil?
  427. have you ever licked [[an] [cnoun]|[an] [creature]] in winter?
  428. though darkness closes, i am shielded by [[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]|[creature]s]
  429. i don’t do anything involving [[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[creature]s] or [[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[creature]s]
  430. it’s nothing personal, i just don’t work with [[adjective] people|[creature]s]
  431. you hear stories about these [creature]s. how they’re obsessed with [[unoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]]. and [allitmanying]
  432. don’t worry. [allitmanying] and [allitmanying] are what i’m best at
  433. it was a dark time. there was one light. [[character]|[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]|[creature]s]
  434. when i was in the circle, [[unoun]|[anoun]|[an] [cnoun]|the [thenoun]] was only a game
  435. your pathetic maker is nothing compared to my [[unoun]|[cnoun]|[thenoun]|[unouns]]
  436. and they say [allitmanying] never solves anything!
  437. if all else fails, [allitmany]
  438. date [an] [creature] who [allitmanys]
  439. [creature]s cannot be treated like people. they are not like you and me
  440. [character] is dead and has been replaced by a clone
  441. if she breathes she’s [[an] [creature]|[anoun]]
  442. maybe the real [[unoun]|[cnoun]|[thenoun]] was the friends we made along the way
  443. gather your party and [allitmany]?
  444. those bastards made me get rid of my [creature]. poor ser [allitmany]-a-lot
  445. date [an] [creature] who [allitmanys]
  446. i would [allitmany] to keep you safe
  447. we’re here to [allitmany], yes? for sport?
  448. for 8000 sovereigns a month i will stop [allitmanying]
  449. why [allitmany,a] if you’re not [#a]ing hard?
  450. if thedas is so accepting, why is it that i, [[an] [creature]|the [thenoun]|[unoun]|[anoun]|[an] [cnoun]|[unouns]]
  451. me: wow the stars are beautiful gf: yeah they are me: you know what else is beautiful? gf: *blushes* what me: [[unoun]|[anoun]|[an] [cnoun]|the [thenoun]|[unouns]]
  452. tfw no [[unoun]|[cnoun]s|[thenoun]|[unouns]]
  453. do you need something, or are you just here to [allitmany]?
  454. [Ferelden|Orlais|Orzammar]… it’s not very interesting. mostly [[creature]s|[unouns]|[cnoun]s]... the occasional [[unoun]|[cnoun]|[thenoun]|[unouns]|[creature]]
  455. make thedas [adjective] again
  456. that’s what everyone likes… [an] [|[adjective]] [creature] with [[unoun]|[anoun]|[an] [cnoun]|the [thenoun]|[unouns]]
  457. [allitmanying] and chill
  458. 20 minutes into [allitmanying] and chill and he gives you this look
  459. i have a purpose. i have [[character]|[unoun]|[anoun]|the [thenoun]|[unouns]|[an] [cnoun]|[creature]s]
  460. now we [allitmany]? how fun!
  461. the power you hold is a gateway to greater things. [[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]|[creature]s]
  462. i have seen with my own eyes what lies on the horizon. [[unoun]|[anoun]|[cnoun]s|the [thenoun]|[unouns]|[creature]s]
  463. now is the hour of our [unoun]. bring forth the [[unoun]|[cnoun]|[thenoun]|[unouns]]
  464. we must prove we are strong enough to [allitmany] responsibly
  465. it’s said that the north road inn serves [an] [creature,#c]’s pie containing actual [#c]s
  466. it used to get so quiet at the monastery that i would start [allitmanying] until one of the brothers came running
  467. ”[iconic]” thus spoke the prophet andraste as she cast down the tevinter imperium
  468. The night is long And the path is dark Look to the sky [iconic]
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