Jenny was a lady she loved her billy
‘till he shot the sheriff of Albuquerque

Spent a month in the county jail
Scared to death, she only wailed

Sittin on the corner of her mahogany porch
Eyeing that up tree like her hubby all lathered in oil

Deputy Terrance was this big ‘ol ass
But he let her see her billy through an inch of glass

Billy made her swear she’d wait for him
And as years went by her hopes went dim

Turn’s out the Sheriff was 1 month due
And billy got charged with Murder two

Bumped up to one when they found his gun
And his diary said “Let’s have some fun”

Billy sucked on a thousand volts
When she buried him, she could smell that bloat

Sat on her porch she saw that tree
No longer was the lust a mystery

That day she joined the swinger’s chorus
A cautionary tale my Daddy told us

He said “Don’t pull a noose around your head
You big dumb fuck you’ll end up dead”