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  3. Strig: It’s no use. We’re dead in the water. This is it. We’re done for.
  4.  
  5. Fino: I don’t think so, Captain. I’m sure we can get out of this just fine!
  6.  
  7. Monika: Wait a second. Aren’t you the Captain, Fino?
  8.  
  9. Strig: No, because I’m the Captain of this plane.
  10.  
  11. Fino: But now it’s a boat. [Takes Strig’s hat] I’m the Captain now.
  12.  
  13. Monika: [Eyes sparkle] Wow, Captain! You’re so cool!
  14.  
  15. Strig: [Crosses arms] Tch, I never wanted to be Captain of a ship anyways.
  16.  
  17. [In the cockpit]
  18.  
  19. Fino: So first thing’s first, we sail to land. [Turns the control wheel]
  20.  
  21.  
  22. Fino: What the heck? It’s not moving.
  23.  
  24. Strig: It’s still a plane, dumbass.
  25.  
  26. Monika: Oh no. Are we doomed, Captain?
  27.  
  28. Fino: I should’ve seen this coming. Monika! Strig! We are going on to the top of the ship-
  29.  
  30. Strig: Plane.
  31.  
  32. Fino: -and making a sail!
  33.  
  34. Monika: Aye aye, Captain!
  35.  
  36. Fino: [Looks at Strig] I can’t hear you!
  37.  
  38. Strig: I am not going on top of my plane. I might slip and fall into the water.
  39.  
  40. Fino: Fair enough. Come, Monika. We’re going to save our lives.
  41.  
  42. Monika: [Blushes and raises her fist in the air.] You’re so stoic, Captain!
  43. One Hour Later.
  44.  
  45. Fino: Ta-da!
  46.  
  47. Strig: Holy heck! How big is that sail?
  48.  
  49. Fino: About forty feet.
  50.  
  51. Strig: [Feels the sail.] Wait a second...where did you get the material for this?
  52.  
  53. Monika: I found these giant yellow rubber uninflated balloons-
  54.  
  55. Strig: [Internally dies] uh-
  56.  
  57. Monika: So I helped Fino out by cutting them to make them stretch out more and stitched them all together!
  58.  
  59. Strig: THOSE WERE THE INFLATABLE LIFEBOATS!
  60.  
  61. Monika: Well they’re deathboats now!
  62.  
  63. Strig: [Faints in shock.]
  64.  
  65. Monika: [Frowns] He was so attached to them. I feel awful, Fino.
  66.  
  67. Fino: He’s just being a drama queen. Once we get home, he can have all the lifeboats he wants.
  68.  
  69. Monika: So do I!
  70.  
  71. [They set up the sail, and against all odds, it works, sailing them to coast.]
  72.  
  73. Monika: Fino! Land!
  74.  
  75. Fino: [Picks up Strig.] We made it, buddy!
  76.  
  77. Strig: [Slowly smiles] Are we home yet?
  78.  
  79. Fino: I think so.
  80.  
  81. [From the people on the beach, they are completely shocked by what just happened.]
  82.  
  83. Oliver: Is that a...boat airplane?
  84. Lucinda: I haven’t seen something like this.
  85.  
  86. Lynn: [Crying] That boat airplane came up to the shore and crushed Virgil!
  87.  
  88. Madelyn: How unfortunate.
  89.  
  90. Luna: [Holds up a megaphone.] Attention, drivers or pilots of the boat airplane! Come out with your hands up! You are under arrest!
  91.  
  92. Strig: Wh-What…?
  93.  
  94. Monika: We’re famous!
  95.  
  96. [The three appear in court.]
  97.  
  98. Judge Mononeko: [Slams gavel and points at the three one at a time.] Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! It’s life sentence time!
  99.  
  100. [Strig and Fino are in a cell together. Strig holds onto the bars in defeat.]
  101.  
  102. Strig: I should have never let you two do what you did. Now we’re all paying the price…
  103.  
  104. Fino: At least we made it out okay.
  105.  
  106. Strig: Okay? OKAY? WE’RE SERVING LIFE SENTENCES, FINO! I’ll...I’ll never get to become a world famous pilot! [Sobs]
  107.  
  108. Fino: [Looks down at him.] I see. Don’t worry. I know what to do.
  109.  
  110. Later that night…
  111.  
  112. [The two are sleeping, until they hear rumbling from the center of their cell. Suddenly, a giant hole caves in.]
  113.  
  114. Strig: The hell?
  115.  
  116. Monika: [She pops her head out of the whole, wearing her trademark ruby goggles.] Ooga booga booga!
  117.  
  118. Strig: *gasps* Monika?
  119.  
  120. Fino: Right on time, partner in justice. [Gives her a wink and a thumbs up.]
  121.  
  122. Monika: It’ll all be okay, Strig! I know where you can be safe and have your dreams come true!
  123.  
  124. Strig: [lightens up] Really?
  125.  
  126. The Underground Kingdom of Podzem!
  127.  
  128. Fino: Woah, what is this place.
  129.  
  130. Monika: My home!
  131.  
  132. Strig: Monika. Are you a mole person?
  133.  
  134. [An older man comes out of the castle and hugs Monika.
  135.  
  136. Jodel: Blazhmonikbogdanmilistia! You’re home!
  137.  
  138. Monika: I missed you so much, Father!
  139.  
  140. Strig: What did he call her?
  141.  
  142. Jodel: Who are these two lads?
  143.  
  144. Monika: They’re my best friends, Father!
  145.  
  146. Fino: I’m Fino, sir!
  147.  
  148. Strig: St-Strig…? What the hell is happening here?
  149.  
  150. Jodel: Oh perhaps she didn’t tell you. My daughter is Princess of Podzem.
  151.  
  152. Both: W H A T ?
  153.  
  154. Jodel: She will proceed me as Queen in 2024.
  155.  
  156. Strig: So it wasn’t just Monika talking crazy…?
  157.  
  158. Fino: Wow. To think I fell in love with a princess.
  159.  
  160. Monika: [Blushes] I love you too, Fino!
  161.  
  162. Jodel: And a King will proceed me too? This must be my lucky day.
  163.  
  164. Monika: Come with me, Fino! There’s a lake I want to show you! That’s where we’ll get married one day!
  165.  
  166. Fino: [Follows Monika] You have lakes here?
  167.  
  168. Strig: *sighs*
  169.  
  170. Jodel: What’s wrong, lad?
  171.  
  172. Strig: Well first of all...I wanted to be a world famous pilot, but now I can’t if I’m gonna live underground my entire life.
  173.  
  174. Jodel: [chuckles] That’s exactly what my wife said when she became Queen. I wanted her to be happy, so I decided to make something similar. You see those drilling machines to your right?
  175.  
  176. Strig: Yeah?
  177.  
  178.  
  179. [Strig is seen above the castle, drilling the ground up top. It gives him the sense of flying almost. Almost.]
  180.  
  181.  
  182. The end! But they’re still wanted for murder.
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