- '&e{PLAYER}&f: Oh look, a cookie!'
          - '&e{PLAYER}&f: That cookie was delicious!'
          - '&e{PLAYER}&f: But wait, there was a piece of peper in it! What does itsay?'
          Fortune Cookie:
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: If you''re not happy where you are, take a few steps
            to the left. If you''re still not happy then we cannot help you.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Some of uslearn from the mistakes of others; the
            rest are others.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Tomorrow, take a left turn. Then a right turn. Then
            another left turn. You have now reached your destination.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: You are unique, just like everybody else.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: You may or may not be an indecisive person.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: The fortune you seek is inside another cookie.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: There are three kinds of people in the world : those
            who can count, and those who can''t.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: In a hairdressing shop with 2 hairdressers, choose
            the one with the worst haircut.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: A clean bedroom is the sign of a broken computer.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: The early bird gets the work, but that''s gross who
            would want a worm???'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: 34% of statistics found on the internet are completely
            made up!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: If you don''t want someone to ask you to do something
            again, do it terribly the first time!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Strong people don''t put others down. They lift them
            up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Don''t worry about stats too much - what matters
            is the fun you have!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: The next sentence is a lie. The previous sentence
            is the truth.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: If you push hard enough you can get through any obstacle
            - except a door marked ''''pull''''!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: If you need to get your family''s attention, just
            turn off the WiFi for a minute!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Nothing ruins a Friday more then realising it''s
            actually a Tuesday.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: You started out with nothing, and you still have
            most of it.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Do it! Just do it! Don''t let your dreams be dreams,
            just do it!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Life is like a box of chocolates. Some people are
            soft-centered, some are tough and chewy, and a few are just plain nuts!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: If Mom says no, ask Dad!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: The universe contains protons, neutrons, electrons
            and morons.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Take regular breaks from playing - it''s good for
            your health!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: If there aren''t any open doors, try a window. If
            there aren''t any open windows, stop trying to break into my house!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: If you think that nobody cares about you, try not
            paying your bills!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Only listen to advice gained from cookies - do not
            trust other fortune-telling foods!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Never give up, unless you have entered the International
            Giving Up competition.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Make someone else''s day by being a good sport, and
            somebody will make yours!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life
            gives you limes, throw the limes out the window and buy some damn lemonade!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: If you''re not supposed to eat after dark, why is
            there a light in the refrigerator?'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Change your password to ''''incorrect''''. That way
            if you forget it, your computer will tell you what it is!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: If you forget what you look like, just look into
            a mirror. If the mirror doesn''t look back, it''s a window!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: You''ll win that *insert game* game. Just keep trying
            until you succeed!'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.'
          - '&eFortune Cookie&f: Relationships are like algebra. You look at your
            X and wonder Y?'