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  1. Youre literally being tbe brick wall rn
  2. Your tears are delicious
  3. Your choice to vote or not vote will never change what comes out of the box on Election Day
  4. You are outside the polls on voting day
  5. Your kanji's what?
  6. Youre not a real nintendo fan
  7. Ur Asian
  8. Your soda? Not if you’re not watching it constantly
  9. you are correct
  10. your position in the bush was far riskier than mine
  11. Your house is on the way to the storage unit
  12. Your parents are mopping the floor btw
  13. Ur dumb
  14. Your explanation is worse than no explanation
  15. you re not gonna go tank annie
  16. Your ETAs are horrible and we always wind up waiting ages
  17. Your supreme synthesis better be hella good
  18. You are an ant
  19. You're telling me that I can't have super-ultra-ebola-cancer?
  20. youre texting too slow
  21. Your autos are weak but still worth it
  22. Your hand appears to be talking back
  23. Ur literally dumb
  24. Your therapist is wrong
  25. Ur just an ass
  26. Your’e*
  27. You are 150$ in debt
  28. You are the king of traps
  29. You read a manga you’re a real weeb now
  30. Your
  31. Ur gay
  32. Your favorite gen hehe
  33. Your card will arrive in the mail in 3-5 business days
  34. Your positional ranking suffers from dumb matchmaking mechanics
  35. You are
  36. U r mr gay
  37. You are
  38. youre welcome
  39. You are very Baka for sleeping in so late
  40. Your car battery isn’t dead
  41. Your address
  42. Urgot
  43. You are so out of touch with what actual toxicity looks like
  44. youre not even on
  45. You are picking into a traditional poppy freelo lane and don’t need her as a tank or peel
  46. youre latching onto irrelevant stuff
  47. Youre giving me differences
  48. You are correct but it is not an attempt to recreate it
  49. Your game records really showed tahht
  50. Your knowledge is validated by your doubt of it? like critical thinking because you assess your own thoughts?
  51. your ult did literally nothing
  52. Youre playing camille
  53. Youre meming yourselves
  54. Youre right
  55. Ur place?
  56. Youre unbanned btw
  57. Your mom isn’t gay
  58. youre using it literally as in "a situation in which people lie in wait to make a surprise attack."
  59. youre not using trap as in that person is "a trap"
  60. Youre just using it as an insult
  61. Your adc is solid af, and adc works a lot better with a real team
  62. You realize wow
  63. Youre gonna be like
  64. Youre right
  65. Your diners are open after 11 wtf
  66. Your irelia was pretty clean
  67. Youre prolly dealing equal damage per proc to electrocute
  68. Youre like oh well the 811 with THIRTY THREE magic pen isnt TECHNICALLY 1k damage because what if they have 600 MR sooo
  69. Youre still 811 with 33 magic pen
  70. Youre right
  71. Youre not addressing what I said lol
  72. Ur ugly
  73. YOU are the snake if you do that shit lmao
  74. You are big gay
  75. Your own source just flat out ended it so I’m not gonna dive into that one
  76. You ready to play the worlds favorite game-o-luck “which enemy is the real one”?
  77. You are correct except that it only lasts for like 20 seconds i think
  78. youre gonna see 2-3 ignites per team like you do now
  79. Your ability to form any kind of logical argument is so pathetic I’d almost recommend you change careers to political science
  80. Your rank is generally around that of others
  81. your op.gg mmr
  82. youre right
  83. You read that part, correct matt
  84. Your own source states it
  85. Your point?
  86. Youre not allowed to look when you’re dead
  87. You are banned from this chat
  88. your teams have to play 4b4
  89. You ruined my life with your scamming
  90. Your winrate should still be 50/50 then
  91. Ur prolly doing something wrong
  92. You are washing yourself and you just look over and like some dude is just wankin
  93. your welcome
  94. Urgot chogath
  95. Youre right
  96. Your argument about brownian particles is not true
  97. You are incorrect about brownian noise
  98. You are now a weeb
  99. Youre right
  100. youre ungrateful
  101. Your E can go almost the whole distance from one wall to the next in the mid lane
  102. youre like
  103. You are automatically assumed to be a weeb just by your eyes
  104. Urgot is the best
  105. Urgot is a more fun tank
  106. Your bullshit is that obvious
  107. Youre right, gender isnt a social construct
  108. You reference articles on the front page of google
  109. You reference me twisting words and cant give me examples
  110. You reference doctors who we cant talk to and articles that we cant find
  111. You are literally accusing me of doing something you did
  112. You are making shit up in every word that comes out of your mouth
  113. YOU ARE LYING
  114. your
  115. youre shit stinks
  116. You are
  117. YOU read a few articles and think youre a pro
  118. YOU ARE
  119. Youre right I am
  120. Youre like
  121. Youre comparing yourself when you were literally a silver played
  122. Yours was not and is still not
  123. You are always legally allowed to leave as you are an adult
  124. Your real friend is the bottle
  125. youre betarded
  126. your "uber" is outside
  127. You are adopted
  128. Ur mom gay
  129. Your promos are 5 games, and you also have to compete with people trying really hard
  130. Your mom gae
  131. Ur clapped mate
  132. You are the one doing something dangerous
  133. youre welcome
  134. Youre thinking of hubbles parameter
  135. Youre just saying the same things that everyone says
  136. your mom gae no u
  137. youre fake and gay
  138. your lies are poisonous
  139. your past doesnt matter
  140. YOU ARE THROWING BY REFUSING TO FIGHT WITH US
  141. Your dad sounds like a cool dude tbh
  142. Your dad seems like a man who values decisiveness and confidence
  143. Your views of society are not valid scientific ecidence
  144. youre right john
  145. youre an adult
  146. Uraraka is a slut
  147. Ur welcome
  148. youre just a flower
  149. ur mom gae
  150. youre like "camille main btw"
  151. ur bloody clapped
  152. your porn
  153. youre getting -10% physical on every auto
  154. youre way better off getting LDR
  155. youre blitzcrank
  156. your objective control is really good though
  157. Your child’s car seat
  158. Your old sewage pump, and no, it doesn’t make it better by placing it in a cart
  159. Your dogs shit bag
  160. Your McDonald’s bag
  161. your dad is making you work 40 hours a week?
  162. YOu are the legit koreaboo
  163. your
  164. You ruin my dreams
  165. You rush the final zone ASAP and build a giant fort on the enemies side of it
  166. Ur two year anniversary was a week ago
  167. your adc play is very consistent so your winrate wont be as swingy as mine
  168. youre a fucking
  169. Your Thursday vomit was in a bathroom, ours was on the carpet floor in our hallway and in our elevator
  170. Ur gay for not taking the money
  171. ur ancestors are incestors
  172. youre too good
  173. Youre kidding right
  174. youre an adult
  175. Youre legally allowed to leave always
  176. You are garbaaj
  177. Ur betarded
  178. Your kids will be defective
  179. ur gaty
  180. ur gay
  181. ur a trap
  182. Your brain has mercury poisoning
  183. you are correct
  184. your ult you have to spend time charging to them
  185. your w you try to buy time to be able to reactivate it
  186. YOU ARE HITLER
  187. you are literally
  188. your brain is never at a keyboard
  189. youre gay
  190. Your only way of using your E to gap close, without stunning her, is to miss by a large angle (as the stun AOE is surprisingly large), and then risk either going too far, or going too short.
  191. Your boobs are too small
  192. Your boy is literally retarder
  193. You realized you were fucking chris while he was snoring?
  194. Ur probably right but I don’t want to be distracted by the titties in the ads while I watch
  195. your boy jack is actually (b)etarded
  196. You retard I’m parked
  197. You are fake news
  198. You are merely a flower boy
  199. Delicate and weak
  200. I am a strong tree
  201. Immune to everything except fire, axes, saws, lightning, floods, droughts, disease, parasites
  202. Your team wins a fight and gets baron and dragon and still has 30 seconds before any enemies respawn
  203. Your team is losing all game
  204. Ur experiencing deja by
  205. Your items get better as you loot
  206. Your carry and midlander can do fuck all for 20 minutes
  207. Your boy Celsius?
  208. Ur infringing on other people's memes
  209. Ur dumb
  210. Ur boiz jack and ben just won a game of PUBG
  211. Ur d e d
  212. You're a disgusting man
  213. Ur relationship is shorter than my dick
  214. You're agreeing with me
  215. Ur missing the point
  216. You're literally wrong and don't know what you're talking about
  217. Ur so dumb
  218. Your whole team has no ults, is usually less coordinated now, and the enemy team is still grouped and strong and ready to kill again
  219. You run in and Rez
  220. Your team goes in 5v6 with their biggest healer crouching in a corner
  221. U r gay
  222. Your treat
  223. Ur all gay
  224. Ur dum
  225. You're required to work at them and produce so many customers until you can find a replacement for yourself or else you have to pay fees
  226. You racist fuck
  227. Ur gey
  228. Your math is correct but your logic is wrong because of that one fallacy
  229. Your logic is inconsistent in how you're judging players and that's where your fallacy lies
  230. Your logic is that if the roles are evenly distributed (which they approximately are) then each role is the top %\5
  231. Or it was
  232. It you're suddenly saying that Arvin is the top 2% adc purely based on how you've seen him play and not his platinum rank, sure, that's subjective so you can argue that although I would disagree
  233. Ur dumb
  234. Your parents are still married at least
  235. You're dumb
  236. Ur mom is lying
  237. You're clearly not a Sakura clicker real true fan
  238. You're missing 9
  239. Your sentence made no sense
  240. Your eagle project better be shaving men's balls or you're fucked
  241. Your priority should be grades and then eagle
  242. Ur not skipparino kripparino
  243. You are fucked lol
  244. Ur mom is lame
  245. Your deck sucks
  246. Ur dumb
  247. You're only allowed to say "ok" and "mhmm"
  248. You relate?
  249. You're just using malygos instead of oil
  250. You're all welcome for political argument
  251. Ur just mad cuz u didn't think of it
  252. You're civ challenged?
  253. Your reward were better?
  254. You're not recyclable
  255. You're Asian so you're that .7 of a person
  256. You're using it to sneak past wards and stuff to low hp targets
  257. You read treble right
  258. You're just too drunk to see it
  259. your last ban
  260. Ur awful
  261. You're a scrub
  262. You're projecting
  263. You're projecting
  264. You right click on the knocked up target
  265. You're almost 1% done
  266. You're fake
  267. Your choices are poor
  268. You're on the road to alcoholic
  269. You are a fake
  270. Your mouse slows down or even stops moving altogether
  271. You're never too young for porn
  272. You're damn right 1 person doesn't
  273. Urgot in a G string WutFace
  274. You're telling me that if you count up the time it takes to carry gromp
  275. You're dumb
  276. ur mom
  277. Your laptop killed it? Wtf Ben
  278. You're like Ben west
  279. You're gone there too
  280. You're a long ass movie too?
  281. You're not allowed to say that
  282. You're telling me Australia isn't upside down??
  283. You're on slohan rn? Gay
  284. You're lazy
  285. Your mom not letting you do band my ass
  286. You're not allowed to marry yourself
  287. you replace the combo with the corrupted dragonwing 7 5/5 and charge
  288. you replace all the cards with similar cards
  289. You are irritating me
  290. You're assuming I'm the only who deleted something for no reason
  291. You remember from 6 months ago
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