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  1. 03:52:25 <HTS[A]> rickards white LOL its so fuckin creamy n smooth it barely counts as a beer
  2. 03:52:33 <HTS[A]> IT AINT NO MANBEER
  3. 03:52:51 <HTS[A]> i saw it advertised on hgtv. if thats their target demo, its bitchbeer fo sho
  4. 03:52:57 <HTS[A]> but its easy drinking
  5. 03:52:58 <HTS[A]> >_M
  6. 03:53:07 <HTS[A]> i still love my oe
  7. 03:53:10 <HTS[A]> fuck a nigga
  8. 03:54:14 <Mashlehash> mrs doubtfire is so 90s
  9. 03:54:19 <thanatron> ill give you something creamy and smooth
  10. 03:54:23 <Mashlehash> ...
  11. 03:54:25 <Mashlehash> thanatron
  12. 03:54:27 <Mashlehash> not in irc pl0x
  13. 03:54:30 <HTS[A]> I AINT NO HOMO
  14. 03:54:32 <thanatron> lol
  15. 03:54:33 <HTS[A]> >:(
  16. 03:54:35 * HTS[A] rages
  17. 03:54:49 <HTS[A]> seriously tho a creamsicle wud be dope
  18. 03:55:21 <Mashlehash> we used to have ice pops
  19. 03:55:22 TheDuke has quit (Client exited)
  20. 03:55:25 <Mashlehash> but we didn't eat them.
  21. 03:55:32 <Mashlehash> so we don't have them anymore >:(
  22. 03:56:34 NiX (NiX!~NimDa@548341E5.73914D4C.7D2BF256.IP) has joined channel #totse
  23. 03:56:34 ChanServ sets mode +b *!~NimDa@*.73914D4C.7D2BF256.IP
  24. 03:56:34 NiX has been kicked by ChanServ from channel #totse (You are not permitted to be on this channel.)
  25. 03:56:47 <thanatron> zb3, allow NiX
  26. 03:59:32 <Mashlehash> you may be black
  27. 03:59:33 <Mashlehash> but you aren't zok
  28. 04:02:40 <thanatron> lolol
  29. 04:02:40 Mashlehash has parted channel #totse (P90X!)
  30. 04:02:40 Mashlehash (Mashlehash!~Mashlehas@D68809A7.AB80A825.A9221AF8.IP) has joined channel #totse
  31. 04:02:40 <Mashlehash> fff google chrome is spazzing
  32. 04:07:54 <Ond> You're quite the sight this evening. Perched at the foot of my bed, dolled up in thigh-highs and undergarments to match, with your leash held between your lips.
  33. 04:10:19 <Ond> zb3: hanky panky nohow site:youtube.com?
  34. 04:14:39 <Mashlehash> did you have fun ignoring hts? he's going to be on your ass now. trust me. when he starts, he doesn't stop.
  35. 04:14:54 <Ond> dgas
  36. 04:14:58 <Mashlehash> lol
  37. 04:16:43 <Ond> zb3: somebody's baby yo la tengo site:youtube.com?
  38. 04:17:13 <Mashlehash> god damnit NO. mrs. doubtfire froze on me....
  39. 04:17:15 <Mashlehash> ffff
  40. 04:17:50 <thanatron> logic
  41. 04:18:06 <thanatron> Mashlehash
  42. 04:18:09 <thanatron> i can tell you how it ends
  43. 04:18:22 <thanatron> they find out mrs doubtfire is their dad
  44. 04:19:22 Mashleshmash (Mashleshmash!~Mashlehas@D68809A7.AB80A825.A9221AF8.IP) has joined channel #totse
  45. 04:19:22 ChanServ sets mode +b *!~Mashlehas@*.AB80A825.A9221AF8.IP
  46. 04:19:22 Mashleshmash has been kicked by ChanServ from channel #totse (You are not permitted to be on this channel.)
  47. 04:21:57 Mashlehash has quit (Ping timeout)
  48. 04:27:40 LordValuemart has quit (Quit: ---{@)
  49. 04:27:43 <Ond> Almost time to watch another movie of Korean origin
  50. 04:27:49 <Ond> This one is called My Sassy Girl
  51. 04:32:51 <Ond> zb3: sebadoh two years two days site:youtube.com?
  52. 04:33:57 ChanServ sets mode -b *!~Mashlehas@*.AB80A825.A9221AF8.IP
  53. 04:34:18 panthrax (panthrax!~panthrax@cloak-6411CBE0.dynamic.ip.windstream.net) has joined channel #totse
  54. 04:34:23 mashlehash (mashlehash!~Mashlehas@D68809A7.AB80A825.A9221AF8.IP) has joined channel #totse
  55. 04:34:33 <mashlehash> party party party.
  56. 04:35:02 <HTS[A]> PARTY LIKE ITS 0009
  57. 04:35:04 <HTS[A]> WUT WUT
  58. 04:35:06 <Ond> GNDLMBSAJCKTPH
  59. 04:35:24 <Ond> Is how I've condensed the Korean consonants
  60. 04:36:03 <Ond> I need to get used to rolling my l's
  61. 04:36:06 <HTS[A]> i dont know if i missed where anybody made any indication they give a shit
  62. 04:36:17 <HTS[A]> but odds are i didnt, and they dont.
  63. 04:36:22 HTS[A] is now known as HTS
  64. 04:36:22 * HTS is no longer away : Gone for 55 minutes 40 seconds
  65. 04:36:31 <mashlehash> I GIVE A SHIT OKAY
  66. 04:36:32 <mashlehash> jeeze.
  67. 04:36:45 <HTS> i hate that ond ignored me, i cant even ridicule him to his face
  68. 04:37:21 <HTS> ond talks to himself about shit only he cares about almost as much as me
  69. 04:37:25 <mashlehash> you are one to be ignored >:(
  70. 04:37:39 <HTS> pshhh
  71. 04:38:00 zb3 sets mode +v panthrax
  72. 04:38:55 <panthrax> Ond doesn't have you on ignore, HTS.
  73. 04:39:08 <panthrax> He's too dependent on our conversation to ever ignore any of us.
  74. 04:39:32 <panthrax> That would be like, finding that the entire world's population has been reduced to 22 people.
  75. 04:39:35 <HTS> doesnt he? im pretty sure he does. im an exception i think. unless he wants me to think i am for some reason
  76. 04:39:45 <panthrax> You're not about to make enemies
  77. 04:39:50 <panthrax> Because those 22 people
  78. 04:39:56 <panthrax> Are all you have in this world.
  79. 04:40:03 <panthrax> Similar to Ond's situation.
  80. 04:40:26 <HTS> im in onds situation too. only people i know = mommy, daddy, my gf
  81. 04:40:38 <HTS> and im a total dick in here
  82. 04:40:53 <panthrax> He doesn't even have that. He's a bastard child who was orphaned by his mother.
  83. 04:41:01 <panthrax> And no self-respecting girl would ever get with him.
  84. 04:41:08 <Ond> Don't worry HTS you're actually ignored. I know it's hard to believe because #totse is my life
  85. 04:41:08 <panthrax> Because he has zero social skills.
  86. 04:41:16 <Ond> However panthrax is not YET ignored because I reinstalled everything
  87. 04:41:23 <panthrax> Sure, sure.
  88. 04:41:28 <Ond> Let's take care of this, Crazy T
  89. 04:41:30 <Ond> Performing whois
  90. 04:41:35 <panthrax> LET'S DO IT
  91. 04:41:37 <panthrax> BROTHA'
  92. 04:41:42 <Ond> * [panthrax] (~panthrax@cloak-6411CBE0.dynamic.ip.windstream.net): panthrax
  93. 04:41:47 <panthrax> YEAH!
  94. 04:41:49 <Ond> Ok I want to make this very general because you have a dynamic IP
  95. 04:41:52 <Ond> Let's go
  96. 04:41:57 <panthrax> LET'S DO IT!
  97. 04:42:02 <mashlehash> O______________O
  98. 04:42:06 <Ond> *!*@*windstream.net added to ignore list.
  99. 04:42:11 <HTS> lol
  100. 04:42:14 <panthrax> Whoa.
  101. 04:42:44 <HTS> he just took out like... what, a whole isp's worth of convo on your account panthrax
  102. 04:42:57 <panthrax> I can always get behind a proxy.
  103. 04:42:57 <HTS> he just dont give a fuck
  104. 04:43:14 <Ond> And you might like to know that panthrax knows nothing about me. Nothing.
  105. 04:43:16 <HTS> i could too, but i dont give a shit about ond enough to go to the trouble
  106. 04:43:25 <panthrax> Neither do I.
  107. 04:43:26 <Ond> He picked up this attitude in prison
  108. 04:43:34 <panthrax> But if I ever found myself drunk and bored,
  109. 04:43:39 <panthrax> I might hop behind a proxy
  110. 04:43:43 <panthrax> Just to ridicule him some more.
  111. 04:44:28 <HTS> yeah, that's true. ond seems like he'd be a rewarding person to harass while drunk and bored. haha.
  112. 04:44:47 <panthrax> Oh, he is.
  113. 04:45:03 <panthrax> Especially when you throw his initials out there for the world to see.
  114. 04:45:08 <panthrax> Or his full name, even.
  115. 04:45:10 <HTS> i can see him giving up when he cant keep up wit da mad proxies and just quitting. after crying to an ircop or zok or something
  116. 04:45:13 <panthrax> He really shits himself then.
  117. 04:45:27 <panthrax> Oh yeah.
  118. 04:45:34 <panthrax> As soon as you post his initials.
  119. 04:45:39 <panthrax> Even if you're "on ignore"
  120. 04:45:45 <panthrax> He fucking explodes
  121. 04:45:49 <Ond> I'm not gonna start my movie until I finish this beverage
  122. 04:45:56 <HTS> i kinda wanna changge my nick to his initials now
  123. 04:46:03 <panthrax> And opens dialog chats with zok, ORLY, and anyone else willing to listen
  124. 04:46:05 <HTS> but i dont know his powerword
  125. 04:46:06 <panthrax> PLZ HALP
  126. 04:46:13 <panthrax> DEZE GUISE R MEEN TO ME!
  127. 04:46:14 <HTS> so *shrug*
  128. 04:46:16 <panthrax> BAN NAO
  129. 04:46:40 <panthrax> I know it.
  130. 04:47:01 <panthrax> But if I release his initials, I will be trapped in an hour long laughing fit while he shits himself.
  131. 04:47:06 <HTS> i'll ask 0x when i see him haha, 0x is my speshul frend with benefits teehee
  132. 04:47:09 <panthrax> I don't have time for that, this morning.
  133. 04:47:45 <panthrax> I've been slamming down cup after cup of coffee and it's finally caught up with me.
  134. 04:47:49 <panthrax> I have to shit so bad now.
  135. 04:47:52 <panthrax> So, brb.
  136. 04:48:05 <Ond> Here's another good one
  137. 04:48:05 <HTS> which puts me in an awkward position with just about everyone since ox is despised so badly. and lol adderall and mad coffee here i feel ya
  138. 04:48:13 <Ond> zb3: yo la tengo i'm set free site:youtube.com?
  139. 04:48:47 <HTS> zb3, google why does ond talk to himself
  140. 04:48:52 <HTS> aww
  141. 04:49:22 <HTS> i wanna communicate thru the magical bot but i am inept
  142. 04:49:35 <Ond> Damn I'll be starting this movie just as Morning Joe begnis
  143. 04:49:38 <HTS> or zok forsaw that opportunity to bypass an ignore
  144. 04:49:44 <Ond> I can't miss Morning Joe with Joe Scarborough
  145. 04:49:54 <Ond> (though he's away because his father passed away recently)
  146. 04:50:16 <HTS> im begining to think ond is the best troll in here
  147. 04:51:05 <HTS> he doesnt overtly harass people, he just ignores everyone who dislikes him them talks to himself like he's in an engaging two way conversation
  148. 04:51:14 <HTS> then*
  149. 04:51:16 <HTS> :\
  150. 04:51:32 <HTS> zb3 last 200
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