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  1. 3[17:09] * MerrieMelodiesFan (~wyrdfnojo@idlehost-F2CEF25B.sc.res.rr.com) has joined #NSFW
  2. [17:09] <FlukeDogg08> That's more like it. I'll keep my nsfw tab.
  3. [17:09] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Awesome :)
  4. 03[17:10] * GreenSlime (~kteuskhrf@Correct.Horse.Battery.Staple.iHost) has joined #NSFW
  5. 03[17:38] * Lcog (Lcog@idlehost-D9BE1261.cable.virginm.net) has joined #NSFW
  6. 02[18:03] * MerrieMelodiesFan (~wyrdfnojo@idlehost-F2CEF25B.sc.res.rr.com) Quit (Input/output error)
  7. 03[18:18] * MerrieMelodiesFan (~wyrdfnojo@idlehost-F2CEF25B.sc.res.rr.com) has joined #NSFW
  8. [18:20] <MerrieMelodiesFan> My Robot GF just cummed. lol.
  9. 03[18:21] * Wantedtobea90skid (~Wantedtob@idlehost-2396B5C5.lightspeed.frokca.sbcglobal.net) has joined #NSFW
  10. [18:21] <Wantedtobea90skid> hi
  11. [18:21] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Hi. No Robot GFs today?
  12. [18:21] <Wantedtobea90skid> I only have one
  13. [18:21] <Wantedtobea90skid> I'm faithful
  14. [18:22] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: She don't want you doing her.
  15. [18:22] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: You don't know that
  16. [18:23] <Wantedtobea90skid> checkmate, b-tch
  17. [18:23] <FlukeDogg08> =yumi= Sissi had a crush on Ulrich!? That b(bleep)ch!!!
  18. [18:23] <Wantedtobea90skid> lol
  19. [18:23] <Wantedtobea90skid> (slams head on desk while laughing)
  20. [18:24] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Well, if I want to put cum in my Robot GF, i'll put oil in it.
  21. [18:25] <Wantedtobea90skid> You have one too?
  22. [18:25] <Wantedtobea90skid> Who is it?
  23. [18:25] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: It's Purna.
  24. [18:25] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: She's curvy :3
  25. [18:26] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: Nice. Jenny is very rigid
  26. [18:26] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Her with all those curves and me with no break :)
  27. [18:26] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: It isn't doing well for my testicles
  28. [18:26] <FlukeDogg08> You mean Jenny Wakeman?
  29. [18:26] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: Plus, I have to remove her panties with a crowbar
  30. [18:26] <Wantedtobea90skid> FlukeDogg08: Yes :3
  31. [18:27] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: Oh my :3
  32. [18:27] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: And to get them back on, I need to use a welding torch
  33. [18:27] <MerrieMelodiesFan> I made sure Purna has a navel, it looks sexy :)
  34. [18:28] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: I have a lot of trouble hiding THAT from Dr. Wakeman
  35. [18:28] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: lol
  36. [18:28] <MerrieMelodiesFan> I get an instant boner when Purna is around too.
  37. [18:29] <Wantedtobea90skid> Okay
  38. [18:29] <Wantedtobea90skid> One thing I will say about Jenny tho
  39. [18:29] <Wantedtobea90skid> she actually enjoys my cum :3
  40. [18:29] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: Jenny doesn't want anymore, I don't think.
  41. [18:29] <FlukeDogg08> Now, that is NSFW.
  42. [18:30] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: How do you know?
  43. [18:31] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: She told me.
  44. [18:31] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: Okay, I'll use condoms from now on
  45. [18:31] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: Not like she can get preganant anyway
  46. [18:32] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Purna told me she wants me to get her pregnant.
  47. [18:32] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: Lucky...
  48. [18:32] <Wantedtobea90skid> lol jk
  49. [18:32] <MerrieMelodiesFan> I don't know if I have enough sperm to do that.
  50. 02[18:32] * casmoney (~casmoney@idlehost-E9CA937A.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 328 seconds)
  51. [18:33] <Wantedtobea90skid> You can have some of mine.
  52. [18:33] <Wantedtobea90skid> I have 20 of them
  53. [18:33] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: Thanks. Now I can get her pregnant :3
  54. [18:34] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: No prob. Maybe Jenny will like weaker semen
  55. [18:35] <Wantedtobea90skid> Just typing her name gives me an erection :3
  56. [18:35] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Both Jenny and Purna wants us to have sex with them :3
  57. [18:36] <Wantedtobea90skid> Deal :3
  58. [18:36] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Coming Purna!
  59. [18:36] <Wantedtobea90skid> Imagine if somebody walked in on this
  60. [18:36] <Wantedtobea90skid> Give me a second, Jenny!
  61. [18:36] <Wantedtobea90skid> I'll get the fuzzy handcuffs!
  62. [18:36] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Il
  63. [18:37] <MerrieMelodiesFan> I'll get the tanning oil.
  64. [18:37] <Wantedtobea90skid> wtf
  65. [18:37] <Wantedtobea90skid> And I thought WE were kinky
  66. 03[18:40] * Nivalis_ (~tesyhhvvn@idlehost-B54F6365.abhsia.telus.net) has joined #NSFW
  67. 03[18:40] * punky (~punky@is-a-dork.iHost) has joined #NSFW
  68. [18:40] <Wantedtobea90skid> So, how did the sex go?
  69. [18:41] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: Good.
  70. [18:41] <Wantedtobea90skid> Mine went great
  71. [18:41] <MerrieMelodiesFan> I feel SO much better.
  72. [18:41] <Wantedtobea90skid> ikr
  73. [18:42] <Wantedtobea90skid> I'm so glad that I started letting Jenny be the dominant one
  74. [18:42] <Wantedtobea90skid> She's so better at it.
  75. [18:43] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: I let Purna dominate me too.
  76. [18:43] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: Check in plz
  77. [18:43] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: I never knew I was so submissive until I met Jenny
  78. [18:44] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: ikr. Purna is the same way.
  79. [18:45] <FlukeDogg08> Who's Purna?
  80. [18:45] <MerrieMelodiesFan> FlukeDogg08: She's my Robot GF. We a SWEET navel.
  81. 03[18:46] * mdas (~yceoqrwrd@92414238.393853C1.3EA61437.IP) has joined #NSFW
  82. [18:46] <Wantedtobea90skid> lol
  83. 02[18:46] * Nivalis_ (~tesyhhvvn@idlehost-B54F6365.abhsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: nreboot.com CNR Flash IRC Client)
  84. [18:46] <MerrieMelodiesFan> With a*
  85. [18:52] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: I like to grab onto Jenny's Rocket-boosters while she's sucking me :3
  86. [18:52] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: I almost thought they were ears
  87. [18:53] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: I like to grab on Purna's thighs when she's sucking me.
  88. 01[18:53] <ONX> the fuck is wrong with you people
  89. [18:53] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: That would be kinda hard
  90. [18:53] <Wantedtobea90skid> ONX: Nothing ti see here
  91. [18:53] <MerrieMelodiesFan> ONX: Killjoy.
  92. 01[18:53] <ONX> lol, this is some premium cringe
  93. 01[18:53] <ONX> i'm gonna have to save this
  94. [18:53] <Wantedtobea90skid> NO PLZ
  95. [18:53] <Wantedtobea90skid> We'll pay you
  96. 01[18:53] <ONX> ha
  97. [18:53] <Wantedtobea90skid> How much do you want?
  98. [18:54] <MerrieMelodiesFan> ONX: No. I have a sex life to maintain.
  99. [18:54] <mdas> sup ONX
  100. [18:54] <Wantedtobea90skid> ONX: same
  101. [18:54] <punky> ONX++
  102. [18:54] <MerrieMelodiesFan> ONX: I'll pay you a shit ton of money to keep this a secret.
  103. [18:54] <Wantedtobea90skid> I'll give you both Phlogistinators
  104. [18:54] <mdas> MerrieMelodiesFan: i thought you didnt like getting boners
  105. [18:54] <Wantedtobea90skid> oh crap
  106. [18:55] <Wantedtobea90skid> We're being invaded
  107. 01[18:55] <ONX> lol, how much
  108. 01[18:55] <ONX> i do like money
  109. [18:55] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: They're watching us :(
  110. [18:55] <Wantedtobea90skid> three refined metals and an Axtinguishers
  111. [18:55] <mdas> nsfw was mine before you were born
  112. [18:55] <MerrieMelodiesFan> ONX: $700
  113. 01[18:55] <ONX> lol MerrieMelodiesFan, let's be realistic here
  114. [18:55] <mdas> it used to be fun now its just a hideout for you creeps
  115. [18:56] <Wantedtobea90skid> MerrieMelodiesFan: Why can't we just talk about our sex lives in private?
  116. 01[18:56] <ONX> just figure out what you can afford and send it as an amazon gift card to onx@faggotry.org
  117. [18:56] <Wantedtobea90skid> ok
  118. [18:56] <Wantedtobea90skid> meet me in #privatesexlifenointruding
  119. [18:56] <MerrieMelodiesFan> Wantedtobea90skid: I will. Too many prying eyes here.
  120. [18:56] <mdas> does chose your own erotic adventure count as a sex life?
  121. [18:56] <Wantedtobea90skid> yes
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