Someone Great (2019)

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Who was your favorite artist tonight?

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You know, I liked ASAP Rocky.

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Was that your first time
at Neon Classic?

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Uh, no.

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Alright. I was about to say
you're welcome.

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That was my first time with you.

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- You're the best.
- Mm-mm.

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Yes! Time for drinks!

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Yes, it is.

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Cuidado. Cuidado, mi amor.

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Be careful.

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- You know what I wanna do?
- Huh?

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Get on your back.

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You always wanna get on my back.
Come on, squat time. What up, dude!

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Excuse me, permiso.

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Beautiful man down my back,
I have to deliver him to...

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No one can smoke in here!

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What up, bitches?

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- What up, girl?
- What up?

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- Drinks, what are we thinking?
- Ooh!

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- Whiskey ginger, please.
- You spoke up real quick.

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- Uh, vodka soda... Ketel soda.
- All right.

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I don't want a hangover.

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Can we talk about
Postal Service's set tonight?

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- Why is that guy so sad?
- What?

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He literally looks like somebody
put glasses on a slice of Wonder Bread.

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You talking about that dude
from Postal Service?

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- Yeah!
- It's accurate.

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- Baby, not you, too.
- Thank you.

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All right, toast
to another successful Neon Classic.

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Yes, best year yet!

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- For your cray-ass kids.
- What?

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- You gotta shake it!
- Baby, don't shake it, that's a myth.

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It's not a myth.

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- Look.
- Oh.

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Look at us. We were so happy.

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Idiots.

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I don't know if you know this, man,
but love is a lie.

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Bitch, please.

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I'm sorry.

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It's just tonight was terrible.

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Me and my man broke up, of nine years.
No big deal.

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I'm moving to San Francisco,
'cause I got my dream job.

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Career girl over here,

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- doing the damn thing. Getting it done.
- Okay.

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- You know?
- Yeah. Time's up.

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And he just didn't want
to do long distance.

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- Wow!
- I know.

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Really? With FaceTime?

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- With everything.
- And high-speed internet?

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- That's what I said.
- I mean, that's fucked up.

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Thank you, that's what I said.

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Why he leave you like that?

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He didn't even wanna try.

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Why he won't try? Look at you
with your pretty teeth and shit.

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Thank you, I told him I have pretty teeth!

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Oh, my God! What man
don't wanna put his dick in your mouth

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with those pretty teeth
chomping on that dick?

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Thank you.

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You know, I got to stop
going to Craigslist to find dick.

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- You do.
- I do!

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- You're beautiful.
- Am I?

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Come on, girl.

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I feel like we're before-and-after
pictures right now.

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Huh! When's this train coming?

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I'm kinda over this conversation
to be honest.

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What the fuck just happened?

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Boo!

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You just always fucking walk away.
Really... Real grown-up.

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What the fuck?

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Fuck, I can't do this.

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Why?

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Oh, that was super misleading, right?

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Like, I want to do this, it's just
I have mad appointments today.

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I'm showing this brownstone in Cobble Hill
for three million dollars.

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God bless the middle-aged whites.

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Keeping a bitch paid,
it's like reparations, you know?

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I would love for you to meet
some of my friends.

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How would you feel about that?

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Mm. Kissing you is nice,

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but it doesn't absolve you
from answering me.

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- Fuck it. We can talk later.
- Mm-hmm.

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Dude... I just went to pet a Chihuahua
outside our building,

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and it was a fucking rat.

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Oh, my God, I need coffee.

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Coffee, coffee, please.

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Please, love me right!

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- Rough night?
- Oof.

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Popped by Casablanca
to meet up with Sasha and Rory, right?

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You know, before I went to Leah's
or whatever.

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And Sasha's dating this 22-year-old
femme goddess.

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Seriously, you gotta check her Instagram.
Oh, my favorite mug.

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You love me so much.

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I think it's very cute
that you have a girlfriend.

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You guys have been together
for like four months now, right?

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I don't have a girlfriend.

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Leah...

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is a girl, who is my friend, who I see...

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on consecutive nights,
and whose company I enjoy

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more than anyone else's
in the whole entire world.

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Whatever. Kindly leave your
heteronormative labels

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in a motherfucking box,
to the motherfucking left.

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- Thank you!
- You love her.

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Whatever.

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Morning, ladies.

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Wow, did I sleep late or what?

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- Mm.
- Morning.

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Sorry, morning breath.

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I'm gonna...

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- Yes?
- You're gonna break up with him, or...

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We are just settled into a routine.

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We don't have to be all over each other
to prove that we're in love.

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Sure, lit, but also you hate him, so...

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Remember when we talked about
cleaning your room? Did you not hear me?

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Or were you like,
"I'm not gonna do that anyway."

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Now, what can I make you for breakfast?

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Mwah!

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Ooh.

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Mwah!

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- Oh-ho. That's good.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Two of 'em.
- I just creamed my pajamas.

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Right in them pajamas.

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There's my breakfast.

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Oh, there it is.

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- Get that. Get that brekkie.
- Mm.

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That's all I need.

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I love you.

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Love you.

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Off to the market!

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Shut up.

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- Go clean your room.
- Um, go clean my room?

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- A little bit.
- I love you. Let me just...

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Get outta here.

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Mm.

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Holy fuck!

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What?

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Ow, shit. Your room!

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- Is that Jenny's Instagram?
- Mm-hmm.

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No, you don't think.

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I mean, I don't know, the last time
she was listening to this joint

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was when Matt broke her heart,
senior year.

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Maybe she's just listening to it.
Probably nothing.

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Yeah, totally.

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No. There's no way
that her and Nate broke up.

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- Fuck.
- Fuck.

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Okay.

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Hey!

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- Cool, cool, cool. You saw my story.
- How are you?

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Who I gotta kill?

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You okay?

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We broke up last night, but I'm 100% fine.

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Like, we... we were together for,
like, nine years, right?

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Like, and now we're not.

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Anyway, Nate sucks.

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And he should fucking die.

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- Jesus.
- What?

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I'm just kidding, you guys

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No, I'm not.

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Oh, boy.

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Hold onto your nips
because I have some epic news.

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I have two words for you:

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Neon Classic.

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We haven't been to the festival
in three years.

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It was just announced that Neon Classic
is doing

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a pop-up show at Sony Hall,

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and it is going to be fucking awesome.
Okay?

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Secret show, secret headliner.

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I got us three all-access passes,
courtesy of the Rolling Stone.

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Yes, you do, bitch!

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You know crowds make me uncomfortable
in this political climate.

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- Ow! That hurt.
- Putitas!

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Basically, I want you to call your work
and tell them you have your period

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and come over to my apartment.

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- Done.
- I can't do that. I'm sorry.

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- Blair!
- I'm sorry. I'm running point

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on a very important tastemakers' brunch
next week,

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I'm presenting my Instagram
strategy today,

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and I can't miss the hashtag roll-out.

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Everything you said just like... sucked.

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Did you mean the roll-out of the hashtag,
or did you just hashtag the word roll-out?

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Fine. I will just come over
after your meeting for lunch.

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- Erin, can you get some OJ for mimosas?
- Yup.

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Oh, we also need champagne though.

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Because all I got is this, and it may not
be here by the time you get here.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Okay, I love you both. I love you, bye!

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- Bye-ee.
- Love you, bye-ee!

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You know the beginning
of a disaster movie,

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like, right before the girl
who looks like me dies,

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and, like, right when the girl
who looks like you walk outside

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and be like, "Oh, my God,
look how crazy the sky looks!"?

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This feels like that.

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Ow!

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Hey! Yup! Yup!

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What is this song? Do I know this song?

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Winter break,

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junior year.

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Fuck that.

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- You want me...?
- Let it play.

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- What is this song?
- I love this song.

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Blair, did you do drugs with
the study-abroad kids in the bathroom?

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No. Maybe.

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No one connects anymore.

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They hook up and move on,
but what happened to finding a soulmate?

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You're only as valuable
as your profile picture now.

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You sound like an idiot, dude.

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You sound like an idiot.

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Hey, we can't all crush puss like you do.

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You know the reason why
you're having a problem with girls?

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Why?

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You say shit like "crush puss."

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You know people can see
that you're doing that.

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Ah! It's just, when it grows back in,
it just all grows towards each other.

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I'm such a pendeja. Guys.

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Matt's probably not even gonna be here.
What am I even doing here?

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I BBM'd him two days ago
and still hasn't read it,

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but he went on BBM today,
changed his name, bang,

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it's like I'm supposed to be like
a dumbass?

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Are you acting like I don't see
that you're active?

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- What the fuck?
- Right?

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Well, at least y'all got prospects.

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- What about that girl right down there?
- No.

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She's been looking
at you all night.

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No, undergrad girls are lame.

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On OkCupid I put my stuff for forty-up.

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Older women get me, man.

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It's like they're fucking
their son's hot friend.

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- You stay away from my mother.
- Yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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- Did he just... Did he just hear me?
- Yeah, he did.

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- Now he's coming over here.
- Is he?

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- He's walking over here.
- Who's walking over here?

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The guy who...

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The guy who...

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Smoked... crayons.

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Yellow... crayons.

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I don't know.

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Nice save, Blair.

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Oh, that's some strong, prolonged
eye contact,

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- so we're gonna bounce.
- Yep.

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Nate.

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Hi. Jenny. Nice to meet you...

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Oh, I get it.

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That's the guy that
you came here to meet originally, huh?

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What? No, I don't... I don't care.
I don't know... I don't...

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Psh! I do not know...

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who that is.

248
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,410
Who is he? I'm so convinced right now
by what you're doing.

249
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,002
You know what?
Fuck that guy you don't know.

250
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,254
All right? Me and you, let's dance.

251
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,298
Let's make him a little jelly.

252
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,925
Yes, girl!

253
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,331
- My armpit!
- You're taking too long.

254
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,281
- You smell good.
- Yeah?

255
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,713
That's great
'cause I didn't shower today.

256
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,827
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Yes!

257
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,548
You got anything?

258
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,093
What, like condoms? Or AIDS?

259
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,201
I don't think I've ever heard "AIDS"

260
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,889
said to me while I was making out.

261
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,972
You're welcome.

262
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,857
Praise the Lord.

263
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,291
Mm.

264
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,837
Holy shit.

265
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,343
Holy fucking shit!

266
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,721
Oh.

267
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,473
Wow!

268
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,475
Give me these.

269
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,404
Oh.

270
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,282
Hey, Jared, what's up?

271
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,955
Yeah.

272
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,291
Yeah, yeah, nope.

273
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,003
No worries. It's totally cool.

274
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,005
Mm-hmm.

275
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,842
Oh, I am super excited
to get out there as well.

276
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,010
Yeah.

277
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,179
Yeah, okay, cool, great.

278
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,808
- Bye-bye-bye.
- Ha!

279
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,561
Ah! You just quoted NSYNC.

280
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:01,478
Fuck!

281
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,397
- Fuck, fuck, fuck!
- What?

282
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,066
The list for Neon Classic
is tapped out.

283
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,110
Well, look, dude. It's fine. It's okay.

284
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113
We could just sit here and chill
and drink.

285
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,906
What? No, no, we're going.

286
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,950
We're going to the show, okay?

287
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,076
I leave in a week.

288
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,539
And then I turn 30, and then I die,
probably, and I...

289
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,126
can't stop moving,
or else I think about, um...

290
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,174
I can't leave New York City like this.

291
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,341
This is the end of an era.

292
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,653
You, me, Blair, we've all been caught up
in our own shit.

293
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,237
I need one last epic day with my girls.

294
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,430
We owe it to the city.

295
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:37,930
Yes, queen.

296
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,825
Trying to make me feel feelings
like a motherfucking Pixar movie.

297
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,270
- I'm not doing it.
- Okay, so I'm gonna go get dressed,

298
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,522
and you are gonna email
everybody that you know

299
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,054
that could get us on that list.

300
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,108
All right.

301
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,819
Uh, Jenny, I don't... I don't know nobody.

302
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,362
I don't... I would email you.

303
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,323
- I don't know anybody.
- Okay, new plan.

304
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,950
We need all hands on deck.
We're gonna go to Blair's office,

305
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,954
and tell them that her mom died
so she can leave.

306
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,370
Jesus Christ!

307
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,538
Okay, fine, her aunt.

308
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,583
I'm afraid you don't understand
what's fucked up about this suggestion,

309
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,311
- but...
- You scour Craigslist for tickets.

310
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,975
We need more booze for today.
We should get some Molly for tonight.

311
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,124
And then we go to Neon Classic.
We're gonna go mobile!

312
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,717
And I'm gonna get dressed.

313
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,812
Loving this look, BT-dubs.

314
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,440
It's like Liz Lemon fucked
the Salvation Army.

315
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,316
- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.

316
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,236
- Today, I'm free.
- Yeah.

317
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,239
We need big numbers here, okay?
If they don't have an M by their name,

318
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,323
I don't want to see them.

319
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,491
Ugh!

320
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,262
She's doing that thing where she stands
with her shoulders back.

321
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,291
Good posture is so pretentious.
It's like, alright, whatever, we get you.

322
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,476
You did ballet 'til you
were like in the ninth grade.

323
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,585
At least we're gonna have to really do...

324
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,087
She sees us.

325
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,381
She look pissed?

326
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,923
Ooh...

327
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,716
Yeah.

328
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,221
And that would be... um...

329
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,517
Ah, fuck it.

330
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,273
Hey, Blair, can I talk to you for a sec?

331
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,732
It's an emergency.

332
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,234
Your aunt died.

333
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,281
Oh, my God.

334
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,573
Blair.

335
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,285
Was it Aunt Camille or Aunt Denise?

336
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,495
Oh, don't tell me, it's too devastating.

337
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,621
I'm so sorry.

338
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,332
If you guys could just excuse me

339
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,834
for a moment.

340
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,637
So sorry, I'll be right back.

341
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,839
Go. Um, and I'm gonna pick it up
on page, um...

342
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,841
five of the presentation.

343
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,510
So, let's talk a little bit about

344
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,848
visual merchandising
on Instagram specifically.

345
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,516
What are you doing here?

346
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,720
And why did you just tell my office
that my aunt died?

347
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:47,935
Oh, wait...

348
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,354
Did Aunt Camille die?

349
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,690
AC is chillin'.

350
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,277
Jenny, on the other hand,
is in horrible shape.

351
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,612
She needs us.

352
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,699
Our bestie is out there drinking
champagne from a bottle of green juice

353
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,117
that still has green juice in it.

354
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,368
Oh, fuck.

355
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,539
Wait, it's like a green-juice mimosa.

356
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,250
- That's kinda genius.
- She made me try it.

357
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,794
It's fucking disgusting.
I am drowning out here.

358
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,546
I need you. She needs you.

359
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,507
Okay, okay.
Of course, yes, I'm gonna come.

360
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,928
I just... Shit. I need to tell my office
that I'm gonna...

361
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,970
plan a funeral?

362
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,408
- That's really fucked up.
- Love you. Meet you downstairs.

363
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,935
- I hate you. Get out of my office.
- Mm-hmm. Love you, boo.

364
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,602
Love you.

365
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,687
Damn it.

366
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,099
Why haven't we heard
from the Craigslist guy yet?

367
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,984
Hey, let's focus on the positive, okay?

368
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,780
I am so amped for you and this new job.
You're about to slay it.

369
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:43,408
Aww. It's crazy, y'all.
They gave me a staff of people, like...

370
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,055
How did I convince them that I should have
that much responsibility?

371
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,040
Fuck that modesty shit.
You are the dopest writer we know.

372
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,416
- A hundred percent.
- Aww.

373
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,587
You have this really unique way
of describing music that's very special.

374
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,798
- You believe that?
- Yeah.

375
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,010
- Oh, shit.
- Her pants, though.

376
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,471
- I have to take this. I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, go on.

377
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,556
Go for Blair.

378
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,100
Oh, shit.

379
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,353
- Now my boss is... calling me.
- Hey, text me when you're done.

380
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,771
- I'm gonna go for a walk.
- Okay.

381
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,356
Hey, Martha.

382
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,359
Yeah, I feel better.
What up, doll?

383
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,721
You get those numbers
I sent you?

384
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,374
Okay.

385
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:34,835
It's done.

386
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,128
- Done?
- Yep.

387
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,630
- Alright, let's see it.
- I mean, it's super rough,

388
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,733
- and it's probably gonna be shit...
- Let's see it.

389
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,677
But it's not gonna be...
but there are mad different little... Oh!

390
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,262
All right.

391
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,888
Okay.

392
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,476
Wow.

393
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,022
This is really fucking good, Jen.

394
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,150
That dude would be crazy not to hire you.

395
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,817
Yeah.

396
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,028
You mean that?

397
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,487
- Yes.
- Thank you.

398
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,699
I mean, I do feel confident about it.
I definitely think it's in a better spot.

399
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:09,411
And he said that if he liked it,
then he would start publishing me ASAP.

400
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,289
And it's only 20 bucks a post,
but fuck it, right?

401
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,751
Because I'll... I'll be able to write
about the music I wanna write about.

402
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,479
I'll be able to introduce you to people,
and this is the first step.

403
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,173
I can freelance now, and then after
I graduate, I get on staff,

404
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,509
become an editor, and, I don't know,
maybe I can run my own thing one day.

405
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,553
You're amazing, Jen.

406
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,513
Fucking amazing.

407
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,681
It's insane.

408
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,976
I mean, you know what you want to do,
you're putting your all into it,

409
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,187
and you just going forth
and doing it. It's...

410
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,609
Um... I don't know
what the fuck I wanna do.

411
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,903
- Hey! No, uh-uh.
- What?

412
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,822
No, no, no. Don't do that.
Come on, you'll figure it out.

413
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,075
Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

414
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,422
You wanna be super corny with me
real quick?

415
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,373
- What?
- Can we make this our spot?

416
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,833
- Hell, yeah!
- Hell, yeah?

417
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,418
In fact, this is our spot.

418
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:02,089
- Everybody, you, you! This is our spot!
- Baby! Shh!

419
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,384
No, fuck that. You know what? You want
to know how we can do it? I should, uh...

420
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,107
- Mark it. I'm gonna mark it down.
- What?

421
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,096
Vandalism?

422
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,182
Ooh, I love it
when you're dangerous, baby.

423
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,934
Put a little happy face here.

424
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,522
Forever!

425
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,594
Hey, ladies.

426
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,680
- Hey, good walk?
- Yeah.

427
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,934
- Oh, Craigslist bro just texted back.
- Yeah?

428
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,186
Three VIP wristbands.

429
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,814
- Woo!
- "Come by anytime after three. No dudes."

430
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,482
- He wrote "no dudes"?
- Mm-hmm.

431
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,566
Oy!

432
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,902
Wait, he's selling them for $500?

433
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,697
Don't worry. I got an advance
from Rolling Stone for my moving,

434
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,031
and I'm going to share

435
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,241
- with the two of you.
- Yes.

436
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,326
I got your tickets. I got your tickets.
I got it.

437
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,370
I feel like this might be
an irresponsible choice.

438
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,890
I really want us to think about
the choices we're making today,

439
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,416
because it seems irresponsible.

440
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,460
Says the woman who spent $400
on mink eyelashes.

441
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,253
- I'm just saying.
- These are real.

442
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:28,258
- I don't believe you!
- I'm gonna miss this so hard! Ah!

443
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,427
You did not just find that in your pocket
right now.

444
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,512
I did, and I have no idea how long
it's been there.

445
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:33,679
That seems safe.

446
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,639
It's fine.

447
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:35,849
Blair, calm down.

448
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,269
- Weed is like ketchup, it doesn't go bad.
- Yep.

449
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,478
Ketchup goes bad.

450
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,564
Mm. Then you should definitely
not use our ketchup.

451
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,295
Can we at least move out of the middle
of the street if we're gonna smoke weed?

452
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,404
- Stoop, stoop, stoop!
- Did you just say "we"?

453
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,573
Does Bad Blair want to come out and play?

454
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,284
No, Bad Blair does not
want to come out and play. It is noon.

455
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,245
Blair, please, this dooby just literally
came from the heavens.

456
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,956
This could be one of our last times ever
doing this together.

457
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,920
- Amen.
- I mean, when are we gonna have this...

458
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,211
opportunity to do this.

459
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:05,586
I am alone.

460
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,005
I got my ass broken up with.

461
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:09,216
- Oh, my God.
- I'm gonna leave to California.

462
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,634
I'm not gonna see y'all.

463
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:14,012
I mean, really, this is
a memory that you're gonna pass up?

464
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,056
- Oh, Jesus!
- Okay, yay.

465
00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,600
A memory. A memory.

466
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,893
That was a great performance.

467
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:20,977
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry.

468
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:22,938
These are real tears though.

469
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,691
Yes!

470
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,861
Bad Blair! Bad Blair!
Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair!

471
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,696
Blair, boo-boo.

472
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,324
Boo, watching you take down
all these carbs

473
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,287
has been the highlight
of my whole, entire life.

474
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,577
I hate you. Both of you.

475
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,788
Me? What I do? I didn't do nothing.

476
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,710
How is Matt Lasher in this
motherfucking restaurant right now?

477
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,794
Well.

478
00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,713
Oh, my God, look who it is.

479
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,632
Jenny, wow, it's been a while.

480
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,842
Blair, you look great. Erin!

481
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,500
You still hate me. That's fine.

482
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,763
So, what's up?
You girls going to Neon Classic?

483
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:57,973
Yes. Yes, we are.

484
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,141
You know, my team's doing the event.
You got list?

485
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,186
It's like pretty crazy. Everyone
and their mother is trying to get in.

486
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,021
Like, my mom literally texted me.

487
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,189
Left her unread.

488
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,067
I actually just got a job with
Rolling Stone, so I think we're good.

489
00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,902
We got like channels that we can
go through.

490
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,905
Cool, if you have any problems
or something, just, you know,

491
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:14,823
slide into my DMs.

492
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,032
Oh, good Lord.

493
00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,827
Bye. Good seeing you, Jen.

494
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,454
What the fuck, dude?

495
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,749
You need to get some lubricant,
and slide into his motherfucking DMs.

496
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,553
What if the Craigslist tickets
fall through?

497
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,920
What? We're fine. We're gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.

498
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,422
Got it.

499
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,715
You need to fuck Matt.

500
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,717
He's kinda the perfect rebound.

501
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,844
It's only been a day. You need to grieve.

502
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,054
What you need is someone
to fuck the Nate out of you.

503
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,975
Grief is an emotion best served
with a side of stiff dick.

504
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,518
Erin...

505
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,730
I love you, but you've never even been
in a long-term relationship.

506
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,231
Blair.

507
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,399
I love you,

508
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:52,652
but you and Will are not exactly
the second coming of Oprah and Gayle.

509
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,737
You know what I'm saying?

510
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,697
You need to get fucked more than she does.

511
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,032
- Me?
- Uh-huh.

512
00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,741
I fuck!

513
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,454
I fuck, okay? Definitely.

514
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,080
You don't even fuck yourself.

515
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,724
Tried to use your Rabbit the other day.

516
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,667
That shit is dusty
and the batteries are dead.

517
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,879
That's disgusting.
I feel very attacked right now.

518
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:14,007
Would someone uptight give you the money
to get the good Molly from the guy

519
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,970
that lives above the McDonald's
near the bridge?

520
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:16,843
Hype Molly?

521
00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:20,305
Yes, Hype Molly for us all,
courtesy of your loosest friend.

522
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,388
No.

523
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,683
Yeah, I heard it as I said it. Top grade.

524
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,767
Ah.

525
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,729
What up, you got stress-rhea?

526
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,397
That was one time.

527
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,276
I think it's a stretch calling
an entire year of college one time.

528
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,560
If anyone's gonna have
stress diarrhea, it's me.

529
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,172
Let's make this fast and get to Hype's.

530
00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,407
I'm putting my keys
in-between my fingers.

531
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,576
Just in case this guy tries
any funny business.

532
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,744
Yes, bitch.

533
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,704
You shank that motherfucker
with our mail key.

534
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,791
Hey, yo! What up?

535
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,795
- It's like Supreme shat out an apartment.
- Welcome, welcome!

536
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,920
Come on in.

537
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,841
Hey, I'm Mikey, by the way,
and y'all are...

538
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,344
- Jenny, Blair, Erin.
- Jenny, Blair.

539
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,762
Erin, wassup?

540
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,972
Welcome to my crib, come on in.

541
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,558
You can smoke anything on the table
that you want.

542
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,186
Everybody always asks,
"How do you afford this place?"

543
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,730
My parents got it for me two years ago

544
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,108
before I broke off contact with them
completely.

545
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,694
Oh, I got pasta over there, by the way,
if you want some.

546
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,219
No, we just ate a really big lunch.

547
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,572
Blair, I mean, you can't say no
to a plate.

548
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,450
That's the spirit.
Hey, what Harry Potter house are y'all?

549
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:23,618
And don't lie.

550
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,329
- I think we're all Ravenclaw.
- Bitch, please. I'm Hufflepuff.

551
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,093
Blair low-key Slytherin.

552
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,917
Technically, I identify as a Slytherin
with a Ravenclaw moon.

553
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,837
Yo, that is such a Slytherin thing
of you to say.

554
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,296
I'm Gryffindor, by the way.

555
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,589
Nobody asked, but...

556
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,049
Wait. Whoa.

557
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,051
- This ain't what I think it is.
- No, it is.

558
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,347
Ooh-wee!
This is the ace of spades of weed, y'all.

559
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,808
Beyoncé shmokes this weed.

560
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:51,104
That is, deadass, the best weed
in the game right there.

561
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,231
I got that shit from Mike Dean's dude.

562
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,150
I only smoke shit that rappers do.

563
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,319
I also got some shit that will give
you a seizure, so be careful.

564
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,447
It's mild, like the flavor of the weed.

565
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,199
The seizure's not mild, it's very strong.

566
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,493
- Oh!
- Oh, my goodness, a dog!

567
00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,412
- Come back to me. Who is that?
- Hey!

568
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,664
This is... Barbra Streisand.

569
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:13,209
Hey! The cutest little baby in the game.

570
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,003
You named your dog "Barbra Streisand"?

571
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:18,173
Oh, yeah. Why would I not name him
"Barbra Streisand"?

572
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:21,468
She's a legend, you know?
And I love female directors, for real.

573
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,845
because I truly do believe,
like, Time Is Up.

574
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,638
As a matter of fact, Time Been Up.

575
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,722
You know? We're late.

576
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,183
And Lady Bird? I love that shit.

577
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,184
I loved Lady Bird.

578
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,727
You would love Lady Bird.

579
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:32,228
That's so her, right?

580
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,857
I feel like I know y'all, like...
Y'all are so... I love you guys.

581
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,740
For real, like, y'all want something
to drink?

582
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:41,529
I'm drinking this expensive-ass tequila,
but you gotta douse this shit in Sprite,

583
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,093
because it low-key tastes like booty.

584
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,758
No offense to the ass-eating community.

585
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,910
No, thank you.
Uh, we just really want the tickets.

586
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:47,827
Right!

587
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,204
The tickets...

588
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,748
Um, so...
It's, like, really funny, actually.

589
00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,958
My boy, Victor, came through earlier,

590
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,877
and I gave him the tickets,

591
00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,129
and then y'all came, and I was like,

592
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,049
"Oh, hold up," like,
"They kinda cute," like,

593
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,885
"Let's see where this goes,
maybe we can smoke a little something,

594
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,305
drink a little something, you know,
like maybe, we can fuck on each other."

595
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:08,681
Right.

596
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,227
Right.

597
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,915
- You ain't got no tickets.
- Yeah, no, I ain't got the tickets.

598
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,149
No.

599
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,111
- Let me at him! one minute! Let me just...
- Stop! Stop!

600
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,071
No!

601
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,449
No, you can't play like that, man.
I got early-onset osteoporosis.

602
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,744
Look. Look at my wrist.
I ain't got no bones in my wrist, man.

603
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,508
I was born with no bones in my left wrist.

604
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,207
I'm taking this, okay?

605
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,209
I woulda gave it to you if you asked.

606
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,795
But if you want to live your life
by violence,

607
00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,420
go ahead.

608
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,801
Weirdo! Ugh!

609
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,514
- Yo.
- Hm?

610
00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,057
I stole the Beyoncé weed, too.

611
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,727
- Oh, Bad Blair!
- She back.

612
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,273
Ah, fuck it. I'm DMing Matt.

613
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,441
Uh-huh.
And if that doesn't work, we could

614
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,901
reach out to...

615
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278
What's that one dude's name...

616
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,739
What is this? Okay, we are...

617
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,116
What are you doing?

618
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,033
Hannah!

619
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:09,951
Oh, shit!

620
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,369
Nate's cousin, Hannah?

621
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,663
Fuck! I bet you she loves
that we broke up.

622
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,746
Oh, she's always calling me,
"sweetie, sweetheart."

623
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,626
- She's coming.
- No, she's not. She's... Oh, yeah, she is.

624
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,003
- Okay.
- Erin?

625
00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,589
- What up, girl?
- Hi!

626
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,007
What's happening?

627
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:25,924
Jenny, is that you?

628
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,177
No. Huh? What?

629
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,721
Hannah?

630
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,808
I have not seen you in such a long time.

631
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,603
Girl, how have you been? That's so weird.
I didn't even see you.

632
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,147
What are you wearing?

633
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,232
It's so 90s.

634
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,277
So...

635
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,527
...chic.

636
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,490
We're doing a piece at Vogue,
and you're just, like, killing it.

637
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,654
It's about people who don't care
what they look like.

638
00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,039
Amazing. Amazing.
You're, like, nailing the exact aesthetic

639
00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:58,333
I've been trying to convey
to the photographer.

640
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,096
Oh, my God, so funny running into you.
I was just about to text Nate

641
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,927
about when you guys are going
to Neon Classic.

642
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,381
I mean, I wasn't even gonna go,
but Kim was like,

643
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,425
"Oh, you know, you never
fucking come out anymore,

644
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,093
and Kanye wants to see you, so..."

645
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,091
Oh, my God, shit!
That was supposed to be a surprise.

646
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,182
I'm sorry, you were saying that Nate...

647
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,308
Wait. Kanye's the...

648
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,101
- Kanye's the secret headliner?
- Shh!

649
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,019
That's insane!

650
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,105
- And a problematic choice.
- Fix your hair so we can text Nate a pic.-

651
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:25,276
We broke up, yesterday, uh, last night.
And, um, yeah.

652
00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:27,569
It's over.

653
00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:32,283
Oh!

654
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:34,911
Oh, it's okay.

655
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,621
No, it's gonna be okay.

656
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,957
Everything's gonna be okay.

657
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,457
Mm.

658
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,210
That's really crunchy.

659
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,171
It's like... Is that new denim?

660
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,814
You know, if you need anything from me,

661
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,550
just do not hesitate to contact
my assistant.

662
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,510
Text is better.

663
00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:51,928
You'll get me faster.

664
00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,011
Thank you.

665
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,557
Be well. It's so good to see you.

666
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,081
- Okay, take care.
- Be well.

667
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,813
Uh... J-Bug.

668
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,441
She was saying something
about Nate and Neon Classic.

669
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,901
You wanna, like, talk about that?

670
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,237
Bam! Matt got us three wristbands.

671
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,739
What you know about that?
And a tongue emoji. He sucks.

672
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:13,989
And what Hannah said, I...

673
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,756
I don't even know
what she's talking about.

674
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,621
But who cares, right?
Who cares about Nate?

675
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,499
The only thing that matters is us
living our best life, right?

676
00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:22,709
Living our best life.

677
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,918
So, onto pressing matters,

678
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,296
who wants to go to booty-hole Brooklyn
to get these wristbands?

679
00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,180
- I will rock-paper-scissors...
- I can do it.

680
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,305
You're a really good friend.

681
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,764
- And I love you, dude.
- I love you.

682
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,692
Hey, Blair.

683
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,653
I really do find it a bit tedious

684
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,823
that you just couldn't put us on the list
for these wristbands.

685
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,301
I hate to break it to you,
but there's no list.

686
00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:58,286
That's not true. There's always a list.

687
00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,569
So, you decided to come alone?

688
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,664
Nobody else wanted to come
to this weird office.

689
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,916
What do you even do here, Matt?

690
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,209
Literally nothing.

691
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:11,548
Hm.

692
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,384
You look really good.

693
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:15,552
No.

694
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:16,888
Don't do that.

695
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:19,971
Oh, come on, you wouldn't even be here
if you didn't want me to, you know...

696
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,641
do that.

697
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,482
Does Jenny know about us?

698
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,275
There is nothing to know.

699
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,026
Funny.

700
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,321
Not how I remember it.

701
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:41,412
I remember...

702
00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:43,915
a drunken night like...

703
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:46,291
When was it?

704
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,504
Two years ago? That I...

705
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,549
...honestly have not
been able to stop thinking about since.

706
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,845
You looked so incredible in those tights.

707
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,389
They were so easy to rip off.

708
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,435
Lock the door.

709
00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:17,073
This means nothing.

710
00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:18,156
Whatever you say.

711
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,916
We shouldn't. We shou...

712
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,293
I mean, if you really want me to stop,
I'll stop.

713
00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,420
Don't stop.

714
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,552
Coming, my darlings!

715
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,470
Coming!

716
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,807
- Hi!
- Hi!

717
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,225
- Come in.
- Woo-woo!

718
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,184
Wassup!

719
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,854
Ah! I just got out of the shower,
so don't mind me.

720
00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,815
- You smell delicious. It's been so long.
- Well, you never call me!

721
00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:53,109
I mean, what,
you don't do drugs anymore or what?

722
00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,112
We can't afford your shit.
You know that already.

723
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,005
- Please.
- You got diamonds on your weed.

724
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,031
Child, you know I love and miss you.

725
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,741
You messy bitch!

726
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,662
Now, don't tap, don't tap, baby.
That makes 'em real mad.

727
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,874
Oh! Are these baby sharks?

728
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,959
Yes, they're baby sharks!

729
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,836
Yes, they're so tiny!

730
00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:13,337
I feel like they're my children.

731
00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,423
I got 'em illegally, so don't tell nobody.

732
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,966
- Okay?
- Nobody to tell.

733
00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:20,511
Acting like anybody's gonna care
if they come up here with all your drogas.

734
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:23,181
Come on, now. Baby sharks
is the least of your worries.

735
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,725
Hey, princesas!

736
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,560
- What?
- Uh-huh.

737
00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,683
They just do this for you.

738
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,021
Yeah, they stay perched.

739
00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,207
- So you going to the big show tonight?
- You know it.

740
00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,941
Lotta people been through here today.

741
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,276
I'm sure. Neon Classic!

742
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,986
What's with this outfit?

743
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,405
I mean, you look crazy,

744
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,782
but at the same time, you look real sexy.

745
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,202
- Ow!
- Yeah, you look good. I love it.

746
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,494
Your girl is having a day.

747
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,039
Can you just not? Can we not do that?
Not right now.

748
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,001
- Nate broke up with her last night.
- No!

749
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,961
Girl!

750
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,254
Oh, my God, he's so hot.

751
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:56,923
Aw, baby.

752
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,985
Are you devastated?
Girl, 'cause I would be devastated.

753
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,009
I'm okay.

754
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,136
No, you're not.

755
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,181
I can see the sadness in your eyes.

756
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,932
You know what?

757
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,243
- Shit!
- Oh, my goodness!

758
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,605
- Jesus!
- I thought you pulled out another puppy.

759
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,690
Oh, my goodness. Look at this.

760
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,692
Ah! It's the holy grail of joints.

761
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,576
How? How do you even roll something
like this?

762
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,239
- Well, it takes a strong will.
- Mm.

763
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,907
- And three papers, baby.
- Oh.

764
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,284
Now, that's happy medicine
right there, girl.

765
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,036
- Yes!
- Oh, Lord have mercy.

766
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,119
Yes.

767
00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:31,374
Yeah, baby, this pimp shit easy.

768
00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,584
Just exhale.

769
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,671
Let it all go away

770
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,298
and think about happy times.

771
00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,367
Oh, you wanna order Chinese?

772
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,927
That sounds like a good idea.

773
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,344
You're smart.

774
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,347
Oh! Why, thank you, baby.

775
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,430
Let me see, let me see.

776
00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:49,600
Gimme all the food. All the food.

777
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,103
Mixed vegetable with bean curd.

778
00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:54,647
What is bean curd?

779
00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:56,649
I just want to know.

780
00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:57,775
Like, I need to know

781
00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,485
what it is. Okay.

782
00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,028
¿Que tu quiere, papa? Dime-lo.

783
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,616
Practice that Spanish of yours.

784
00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,827
What?

785
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,040
I love you.

786
00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:21,465
- I...
- I was just...

787
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:22,882
That was stupid.

788
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,810
- No.
- I shouldn't have said that, no.

789
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,053
- I don't love you.
- What?

790
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,848
I do... I do love you. I don't love...

791
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:30,974
Ah, shit.

792
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,893
No, that was amazing, and I... and...

793
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,980
And that was amazing,
and you are really...

794
00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,524
and I just don't know...

795
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,485
um... what to say back.

796
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,945
No, that's cool. It's all right.

797
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,741
It's okay. I mean... Yeah.

798
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,910
Aw, I fucked it up, didn't I?

799
00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,121
No, baby, no, it's fine.
Like, I'm...

800
00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,706
Well, is it okay? Is that okay?

801
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,435
- Yeah, it's totally fine, yeah.
- You're doing the funny dance.

802
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,837
I'm just... I gotta... pee.

803
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,311
And take a shower, 'cause I smell like...

804
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,059
Kung Pao chicken.

805
00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,385
Chinese! Woo!

806
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,263
It's fine, baby.

807
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,642
It's fine. Hm.

808
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:19,065
Why didn't I just say it!
Why didn't I just say it!

809
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:29,866
Come here, girl.

810
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:33,204
Oh, you wanna play kitty-cat, don't you?
I can play that.

811
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,249
Say, uh, what are you doing later, baby?

812
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,918
I love you!

813
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,461
- Oh, shit!
- Ahh!

814
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,838
- Oh, no, close your eyes! Close 'em!
- Ahh!

815
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,090
What are you doing?

816
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,011
Ah It burns! It burns!

817
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,056
Come here. I need to...
I need to find you.

818
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,140
You stupid ass.

819
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,478
Get in the nose! Don't get in the nose.

820
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:02,816
I love you.

821
00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,109
I like saying it.

822
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,694
I love you.

823
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,446
- I lurve you.
- I love you too, baby.

824
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,823
I love ya, baby.

825
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,785
I love you so much, baby.

826
00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:13,868
I love you.

827
00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,330
I'll never put you in harm's way.

828
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,756
Can I use your bathroom?

829
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,299
Gimme the joint first.

830
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,486
- Oh, you right.
- It's the door on the left down there.

831
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,510
All right.

832
00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,723
So what you gonna do?

833
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:39,562
Because I can feel so much love
in your eyes.

834
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,939
Girl, this just can't be where it ends.

835
00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:43,899
Trust and believe.

836
00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:46,318
I'm also clairvoyant.

837
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:47,986
Ain't that ghosts?

838
00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,947
It's everything.

839
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,157
And I know,

840
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,783
I know in my heart of hearts

841
00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:55,411
that you want your man back.

842
00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:57,538
So, girl, you gon' go get your man.

843
00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,915
Aight, homie, we gotta go
get these Neon Classic outfits.

844
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:00,875
Okay.

845
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,798
I would like three
of your finest Hype Mollys, please.

846
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:04,878
How much?

847
00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:06,671
Forty.

848
00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:10,384
And one free for sad Jenny.

849
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,511
- Yay.
- Hey.

850
00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,263
- Prizes for being sad.
- Hm.

851
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,682
Oh, thank you, Hype.

852
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,141
Thanks, Hype.

853
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,144
Erin!

854
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:22,980
I wanna go to Leah's store.

855
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,149
- That was good.
- That was not good.

856
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,277
I have a boyfriend, and my best friend
used to like you.

857
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,403
Yeah, in college.

858
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:33,073
Oh, come on, Blair. You can't possibly
be using the friend thing on me right now.

859
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,157
Jenny hates me.

860
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,994
Yeah, she hates you, which means
the feelings might still be there.

861
00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:38,579
Should I give her a call?

862
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,747
Oh, my God.

863
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:40,830
I'm kidding!

864
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:46,837
Oh, my God, Blair, you seem like you
would be a total nightmare to date,

865
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:50,591
but I'm head-over-heels
for your fucking crazy mind. Take these.

866
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,111
- I have no idea how to respond to that.
- It was a compliment.

867
00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,655
- Don't think that was.
- Well, it was.

868
00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,097
Don't smile at me.

869
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,516
You have a very...

870
00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:02,686
very nice smile and it makes me feel
fucking confused.

871
00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,688
- All right. See you later, Blair.
- Fuck you.

872
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,357
Oh, uh, one more thing.

873
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,983
Those wristbands are just GA.

874
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,277
I couldn't really swing
anymore VIP, but...

875
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:12,571
I put you guys on the list for the party.

876
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:18,869
Are you fucking kidding me?

877
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:19,828
I'm afraid not.

878
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,706
That was not GA intercourse.

879
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,501
You're the woman of my dreams.

880
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:28,962
Bye, Blair.

881
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:31,589
Oh, my God.

882
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,968
Why are you spinning out right now?

883
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,027
Me?

884
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,363
I'm not. This is great.

885
00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:56,657
I'm happy to see her. It's fine, you know?

886
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,243
Hey. I didn't think I'd see you today.

887
00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:03,372
Leah, 911, an emergency.
I just need my whole shit fixed.

888
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,583
Breakup discount.
Thirty off the whole store.

889
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,666
Go nuts.

890
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,544
Oh, oh, oh!

891
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,546
No sweatpants, bitch.

892
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,383
I like that you're wearing my shirt.

893
00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,011
You know, it's a good shirt.

894
00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:20,806
You know, in keeping with my promise
from this morning,

895
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,850
you still owe me an answer.

896
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,937
I thought I would make it easy on you.
Brunch this Sunday.

897
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,236
Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda
are already alerted.

898
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,774
They're very excited to meet you.

899
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,025
Oh...

900
00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,487
- Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda.
- Uh-huh.

901
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:39,450
The trifecta. Squad... The squad goals.

902
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:41,327
Um, uh...

903
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,037
Sunday... Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

904
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,957
Sunday. What day is Sunday?
I gotta check my schedule.

905
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,441
You know you don't have a schedule.

906
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,084
Erin.

907
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,296
- Can you help me in the dressing room?
- Yes.

908
00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,174
Yes I can, girl. Mm-hmm.

909
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:56,758
I gotta go.

910
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,303
- You gotta go?
- Help her in the dressing room.

911
00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,430
Okay, great. I bet you do.

912
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,393
Jesus.

913
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,449
What, are you gonna
try on the whole store?

914
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,106
- Ow! Ow! The double?
- The double.

915
00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:12,231
You deserve that.

916
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,643
What are you doing out there?

917
00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,152
Why are you being weird with Leah?

918
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,655
I dunno. Sometimes a bitch
don't feel like brunchin'.

919
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:18,656
Ooh.

920
00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:21,020
That is deadass the craziest shit
I've ever heard you say.

921
00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,159
You are a brunch queen.

922
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,952
I call lies. Lies-ah Minnelli.

923
00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:26,538
It's none of your business.

924
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,499
I was just trying to help.

925
00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:29,707
Don't.

926
00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:36,632
I love you and I know you're going through
it today, but there's nothing to fix here.

927
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,383
All right?

928
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:53,899
That was embarrassing.

929
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,478
You screaming at me in front of
an entire party was embarrassing for you?

930
00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,498
I wasn't even looking at my phone
that much.

931
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,826
Literally, every time I turned around
and looked up, you were looking down.

932
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:05,589
Am I supposed to ignore my editor?

933
00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:08,723
I'm trying to get you to meet
the people I work with, and the whole time

934
00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:11,393
- you looking at your phone.
- Do you think I like being the shitty,

935
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,626
fucking downer girlfriend?

936
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,003
- Fuck it, let's go home.
- No, no, no, no, no.

937
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:16,088
I don't want to go home.

938
00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,171
I want to go out.

939
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,799
I'm fun, okay?

940
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,250
Let's go back to the party.
I want to talk to everybody.

941
00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,388
I want to be exactly what you want, Nate.

942
00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:27,391
I could be 20-year-old Jenny again
with no responsibilities.

943
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:29,226
Then maybe you'll still love me, huh?

944
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,854
Don't fucking laugh at me! Fuck you!

945
00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,332
Since when do you give a shit about
the people you work with?

946
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,710
You gonna get all close
to these new fucking worker friends?

947
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,014
Don't change the subject.

948
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,868
You tell me I don't love you when
you're the one moving across country.

949
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:43,384
If you can't make that work,
what does that say about us?

950
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,075
Wow, you turn it around on me.

951
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,536
I did not turn this around on you!
You attacked me!

952
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,913
- I attacked you?
- Yes, you fucking did.

953
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,458
Why do you keep saying "fucking" to me?

954
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,584
- Fuck!
- Fuck!

955
00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:54,877
- Fuck!
- Fuck!

956
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,295
- Fuck!
- Fuck you, Nate!

957
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:02,676
See, your insecurities are manifesting
themselves in a really ugly way right now.

958
00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:04,887
This isn't working.

959
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,263
See, you need some sleep.

960
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,950
- No, don't do that shit.
- That's what you need. I'm not doing shit.

961
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,517
I am a grown-ass woman, all right?

962
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,310
I don't need you.

963
00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,106
Yeah, you never do.

964
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:19,943
You never fucking do.

965
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:51,892
- I...
- I know.

966
00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:20,712
Oh, baby.

967
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:04,811
- I want water. Do you want water?
- Yeah.

968
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:25,611
Hey.

969
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,666
- I love you so much.
- I love you, too.

970
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,178
You're my person.

971
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:56,432
Forever.

972
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Oh.

973
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,388
Who farted?

974
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,848
Oh, shoot! Baby, you okay?

975
00:49:37,182 --> 00:49:38,892
- I'm sorry. Oh, can I help?
- Shit!

976
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:42,229
- Do you want me to get the stain-stick?
- Yes, get the stain-stick, Will, please.

977
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,067
Oh, I'm so sorry. I was just goofing
around.

978
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:48,567
Ooh.

979
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,821
I'm sorry, I was just here cleaning up
a little bit

980
00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,364
'cause I know how busy you've been.

981
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:53,782
You busy bee.

982
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,659
You were in my room cleaning it?

983
00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:58,036
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was supposed to be a surprise.

984
00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:03,457
Will.

985
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,127
Let's talk.

986
00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:06,210
- Okay.
- You can...

987
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:08,587
It's good.

988
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,966
Um...

989
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:12,675
Take those off.

990
00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:13,884
You got it.

991
00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:15,887
You got it, dude.

992
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,183
Are you happy?

993
00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:23,562
Yeah, of course I'm happy.

994
00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:28,442
'Cause I don't know if I'm happy anymore.

995
00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:36,158
Oh, my God!

996
00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:39,202
Wow, that is so good to hear.

997
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,998
Oh! Thank God.

998
00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:46,126
I haven't been happy for such a long time.

999
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,461
- Really?
- Yeah.

1000
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,255
Okay.

1001
00:50:50,505 --> 00:50:51,673
Oh.

1002
00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:55,427
Yeah. Honestly, I almost cheated on you
last week.

1003
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:56,720
Lint.

1004
00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:57,637
With who?

1005
00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,264
Uh, Brenda from work.

1006
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:02,558
Great!

1007
00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:04,268
Well...

1008
00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:07,314
I guess this is it, then.

1009
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:08,773
I guess.

1010
00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,194
Hm.

1011
00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:16,943
I don't know. We were just together
for so long, I...

1012
00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,409
- thought this was gonna be a bigger deal.
- I know.

1013
00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:22,954
But I do love you, Blair,
and I always will.

1014
00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:25,122
I love you, too.

1015
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,185
And Will, please don't go back
in my bedroom and finish cleaning.

1016
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,645
Okay, good call.

1017
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,614
Jesus Christ.

1018
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,450
Hey.

1019
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,455
- Wake up, bitch!
- Where's my bra?

1020
00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:06,872
Oh, shit.

1021
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:07,958
Fuck.

1022
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,586
I was just having the weirdest
fucking dream about Michael Cera.

1023
00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,130
- Hmm.
- He is lean.

1024
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,424
I... I have news.

1025
00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,343
- Mm-hmm?
- Um, all right.

1026
00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:23,223
I don't want to make today about me, okay?
So just don't tell Jenny.

1027
00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,433
Don't tell Jenny what? Ehhh!

1028
00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:27,686
Hi. Morning.

1029
00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:30,939
Hey, dude. Do you feel horr-ib-le?

1030
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,444
Oh, I wanna take, like, a million naps.
Go, tell me all your secrets!

1031
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,528
Spill the tea.

1032
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,198
I... broke up with Will.

1033
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,242
- I'm sorry, what?
- What?

1034
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:43,702
I did. I broke up with him.

1035
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,330
He was cleaning our apartment
when I got there.

1036
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,916
So, like, did you break up with him before

1037
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,043
or after he got to my room, though?

1038
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:53,127
Pause.

1039
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,903
What happened? How are you feeling?

1040
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:58,300
I mean, like, that kind of throws off
your whole married-before-30s steez.

1041
00:52:58,383 --> 00:52:59,843
- You okay?
- I know.

1042
00:52:59,926 --> 00:53:02,596
I know. I feel like I thought
I was going to be freaking out,

1043
00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,724
and I am a little bit,
but I mostly feel...

1044
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:06,933
amazing.

1045
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,311
I do. And I'm so sorry to bring
this into the mix

1046
00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:11,438
with everything that's happening
with you and Nate.

1047
00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:14,816
- I don't wanna make this...
- No. They are completely different,

1048
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,485
- and I'm happy for you.
- Ah, yeah.

1049
00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,739
You deserve better.
And he does too, no offense.

1050
00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:23,366
- No, he does. He definitely does.
- Hey.

1051
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:24,826
What?

1052
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,954
Uh-uh.

1053
00:53:28,955 --> 00:53:31,958
Bad Blair is not available.
She's not here right now.

1054
00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,419
- Bad Blair came out a bit earlier today.
- What time is it?

1055
00:53:34,502 --> 00:53:37,047
- You know what time it is.
- Get it, girl.

1056
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:39,424
- Oh, oh, oh!
- No. Bad Blair died at, like...

1057
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:40,550
Tequilas!

1058
00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,154
- Bad Blair. Bad Blair.
- Can we make a mixed drink first?

1059
00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:44,638
- Nah, bitch.
- Just to ease into it.

1060
00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:47,307
- Open up.
- A little bit, just a tiny bit.

1061
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,892
- Gentle.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1062
00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,936
Gentle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1063
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,520
Yes!

1064
00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:54,314
Oh, too much. Oh!

1065
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,565
She's back!

1066
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,776
Yes! Come on!

1067
00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,903
Oh, shit, y'all. We need to get ready.

1068
00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:03,615
I brought, like, 400 outfit choices.
Now that I am single, I need opinions.

1069
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:05,492
Oh, my God, holy shit.

1070
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,619
You guys, I am single.

1071
00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:11,039
Wait, putas, I have something for you,
perritas.

1072
00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:18,672
Is this our "Bitches and Bangers" playlist
from college?

1073
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:19,839
Yes, it is.

1074
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,217
Yas!

1075
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,970
Head feels like shit. Let's go!

1076
00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,891
Oh, my God, I feel like you're gonna
give me a high five.

1077
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:08,972
Oh.

1078
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,517
You got it, girl! You got it!

1079
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:47,218
I am deeply obsessed with us right now.

1080
00:55:52,098 --> 00:55:54,684
Yo. Ice cream is ice cream.
That shit is sugar.

1081
00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:56,996
- Sugar's where it's at.
- Gimme that sugar, though.

1082
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,420
But I'm lactose-intolerant.

1083
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,024
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
- Let's get that DC.

1084
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,044
- I got you, boo.
- How 'bout we drink some water?

1085
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:06,279
- We've been drinking a lot of alcohol.
- Oh, my God!

1086
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:09,407
I'm just looking out for us.
Do you guys like flavored water?

1087
00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:12,856
- You could help me. You could do that.
- This is...

1088
00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:15,121
Oh, no!

1089
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,331
Shit.

1090
00:56:27,008 --> 00:56:28,688
They can't be playing this song right now.

1091
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,013
Oh, shit. You know what?
We don't need this bullshit.

1092
00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:33,431
- Come on. Let's go.
- No, no, no.

1093
00:56:34,015 --> 00:56:35,600
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1094
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,688
You know what, Blair,
how about you get the snacks?

1095
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,732
- Yeah, totally.
- And we'll meet you outside.

1096
00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,068
No.

1097
00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:49,364
- It's okay.
- Yeah?

1098
00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,447
Yeah.

1099
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,199
It's okay.

1100
00:57:20,478 --> 00:57:23,273
Let's...

1101
00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,275
get some snacks while she sings it out.

1102
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,449
You want string cheese?

1103
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,457
Am I there? Am I?

1104
00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:51,675
Uh-uh.

1105
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:56,805
Blair.

1106
00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:02,324
What the fuck are you doing?
Pay for the string cheese and get out!

1107
00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:03,770
You're scaring my cat.

1108
00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:05,648
You know what, fuck you!

1109
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,317
Fuck you, lady!

1110
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,818
This ain't no karaoke bar!

1111
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,742
Well, why'd you play the fucking music
so loud?

1112
00:58:10,778 --> 00:58:13,114
Shh. Here's a twenty.
I'm so sorry to disturb you.

1113
00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:14,824
Thank you. Have a lovely evening.

1114
00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:17,911
You cannot anger your bodega man.
I did that one time,

1115
00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:20,514
and now I have to walk three extra blocks
to go to the next one,

1116
00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,578
- and it's a literal nightmare.
- Give me the Molly.

1117
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,835
Um, we're still super visible
right now, do you...

1118
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:27,753
Yeah, you right.

1119
00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:33,425
I...

1120
00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,182
- She seems...
- Yup.

1121
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,019
Who are all these people?

1122
01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:08,229
I don't know. I figured
we'd know everyone.

1123
01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,398
Everybody we know moved to L.A.

1124
01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:12,984
- Fuck L.A.
- Says the girl moving to San Francisco.

1125
01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:14,611
- Oh!
- Totally different.

1126
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,094
Should we try to slip into VIP
since Matt totally fucked you?

1127
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,615
What? He didn't fuck me.

1128
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,659
GA wristbands? Yeah, he did.

1129
01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:23,786
Yeah, yeah, he fucked us
on the wristbands.

1130
01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,165
What you doing?

1131
01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:30,752
Hmm? What? Nothing.
I think I'm feeling this Molly, y'all.

1132
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:34,589
- Yes, ride that wave!
- Ay!

1133
01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:37,050
How old do you think
that guy over there is?

1134
01:00:38,926 --> 01:00:40,011
- That one?
- What?

1135
01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:41,012
Girl.

1136
01:00:41,095 --> 01:00:43,514
I think you bought these tickets
with bar mitzvah money.

1137
01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:44,641
Fuck you.

1138
01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:46,809
Fuck you, too, baby, come on!

1139
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,519
- Yes!
- Thank you, Erin!

1140
01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,104
- Jessie Reyez is setting up.
- Oh!

1141
01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:52,899
Excuse me, we know her.
Yes, we're best friends. We're cousins.

1142
01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:53,982
Excuse me.

1143
01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,043
Yes!

1144
01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,225
I'm gonna go talk to him.

1145
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,311
I can't let you do that.
You'll thank me later.

1146
01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:34,750
What do you mean, you can't let me do it?
I make my own decisions. Come on.

1147
01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:35,942
I can't... Fuckin', no!

1148
01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:38,444
Hey, come on.
Stop dancing in my way, Erin!

1149
01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,280
Bitch, you ain't shit. I knew you were
coming here to see Nate.

1150
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,198
Bullshit!

1151
01:01:42,281 --> 01:01:45,081
- What are you guys talking about?
- She came here tonight to see Nate!

1152
01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:47,161
No, no, Jenny, no.

1153
01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:49,247
- Please don't go.
- Oh!

1154
01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:52,333
Blair, but I'm a grown-ass adult,
all right? I make my own decisions.

1155
01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,169
- What the fuck? This bitch. Goddammit.
- Excuse me.

1156
01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,293
Stop following me.

1157
01:02:01,175 --> 01:02:02,552
We just want to help you.

1158
01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:04,303
Just stop following me, then.

1159
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:07,408
- Stop forcing us to chase you.
- Oh, please, just go back to our spot.

1160
01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:10,244
- I just need to go to the bathroom.
- I've known you long enough to know

1161
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:13,354
that you are definitely not just
going to the bathroom right now.

1162
01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,273
- Oh?
- I love you so much.

1163
01:02:15,481 --> 01:02:16,961
But this is getting fucking pathetic.

1164
01:02:17,024 --> 01:02:18,192
He broke up with you.

1165
01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:20,528
My heart
was ripped out of my chest, okay?

1166
01:02:20,653 --> 01:02:23,948
But... it's not like I'd expect you
to know what that feels like.

1167
01:02:24,031 --> 01:02:25,751
I can't get mad at you
for not understanding

1168
01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:27,285
but I sure as hell can be mad at you

1169
01:02:27,368 --> 01:02:29,370
for not being a friend to me
right now, Erin.

1170
01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:30,954
You guys!

1171
01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:32,956
We're good!

1172
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,042
- We're at Neon Classic!
- Uh...

1173
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,711
I feel great. You feel great?

1174
01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:38,337
- Trying to.
- We feel great!

1175
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,673
You're pretty, you're pretty.

1176
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,175
We're having fun!

1177
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,180
This is our song! We love this song!

1178
01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:48,473
- We do.
- We do.

1179
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:51,142
Why don't you go listen to it?
'Cause I don't need a babysitter.

1180
01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,644
- You're kinda acting like a baby.
- Fuck you, Blair.

1181
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,688
Fuck you. I'm trying to stay neutral here.

1182
01:02:57,523 --> 01:02:59,025
Thought you had to piss, princess.

1183
01:03:01,402 --> 01:03:02,402
I do.

1184
01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:21,047
Fuck. Fuck!

1185
01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:23,382
Fuck me!

1186
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,221
Wait. Ugh.

1187
01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:30,138
Nah.

1188
01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:51,786
I don't want you to end us.

1189
01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:55,122
Please don't end us.

1190
01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,125
I know, baby. I don't want to end us.

1191
01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,087
- I love you.
- I love you.

1192
01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:04,048
I'm sorry about San Francisco.

1193
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,511
I can't turn down this opportunity,
but we can try long distance.

1194
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,097
You know it's not all about that.

1195
01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:14,433
This isn't working anymore. You know that.

1196
01:04:15,893 --> 01:04:17,854
I feel like we need to live our own lives.

1197
01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,481
Ever since college, we're all we've known.

1198
01:04:27,738 --> 01:04:29,615
But what if we were meant to be together?

1199
01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:35,955
I mean, what if it's supposed to be us?

1200
01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,291
No matter what happens,

1201
01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:41,210
I feel like we're always gonna be
in each other's lives, so...

1202
01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:45,339
It's fine. I mean, I... It will be okay.

1203
01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:52,388
I'm scared, Nate.

1204
01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:56,267
I'm scared to do this without you.

1205
01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:00,353
Look at me.

1206
01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,577
I love you.

1207
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:25,795
Okay.

1208
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,179
Can I...

1209
01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:37,850
Can I just have a minute?

1210
01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:41,519
Yeah.

1211
01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:46,816
Fuck.

1212
01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:48,569
Fuck.

1213
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:01,888
- You over the show already?
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.

1214
01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:06,701
I just came to get some air.

1215
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,919
Okay. Air's that way.

1216
01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,655
You know, you can't smoke in here.

1217
01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:15,883
Oh, my God. What are you, security?
I'm by the door.

1218
01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,883
Look, I got a car coming to pick me up
in about a minute.

1219
01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:30,481
Take me to the House of Yes.
Why don't you come with me?

1220
01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,317
I don't need a rebound, Matt.

1221
01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:36,403
I'm not offering sex.

1222
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:39,532
I'm... I'm literally just offering you
a ride to the after-party.

1223
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,745
My phone isn't working,
and Erin and Blair are still inside, so...

1224
01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,205
No, that's cool, I'll text them.

1225
01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:47,622
Let's go.

1226
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,860
It's Jenny. Leave a message.

1227
01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:01,322
Jenny, I know your fucking phone is dead,
and you need to find a charge,

1228
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,132
and you better call us back.
You're being such a fucking asshole.

1229
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,036
We just really want to be there for you,
so we just need you to call us.

1230
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:09,121
We love you. We love you so much.

1231
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,750
- What the fuck was that?
- She's not gonna respond to that.

1232
01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,793
- You can't yell at her.
- I don't care.

1233
01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,213
She needs to grow up.

1234
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,466
What... What was that?

1235
01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,887
I mean, it's kind of the pot
telling the kettle to grow up,

1236
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,264
but... I don't know, never mind.

1237
01:10:28,515 --> 01:10:30,935
Yeah, okay. I am not the pot.

1238
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,062
- Oh, really?
- Mm.

1239
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,065
You're late to work every day.

1240
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,691
Not every day.

1241
01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:40,486
You go out on work days
more than you go out on weekends.

1242
01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:42,112
Because it's bridge and tunnel.

1243
01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:44,907
Erin, you're holding onto something
that is gone.

1244
01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,670
Do you think you're gonna be
young forever?

1245
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,911
We're almost 30 years old.
It's not cute anymore.

1246
01:10:48,994 --> 01:10:51,705
Don't you have personal goals?
Do you have a plan for the future?

1247
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,791
How did your plan work out?
Oh, right.

1248
01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:56,502
It was completely fucking insane
and backfired.

1249
01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:57,670
It did not backfire.

1250
01:10:57,753 --> 01:10:59,213
We can't fuck around anymore.

1251
01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:03,175
I want a best friend that gets up with me
on Saturdays to go to the farmers' market.

1252
01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,719
And you sleep through the farmers' market
every weekend.

1253
01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,181
Is that what being an adult means to you?
Going to the fucking farmers' market.

1254
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,559
- What else? Tell me your ways.
- Admitting that you like Leah,

1255
01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:14,895
and you want to be in a relationship
with her.

1256
01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:17,731
What are you so afraid of?

1257
01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,358
Everything!

1258
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,029
If I grow up, it means I need to change

1259
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,156
everything.

1260
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,285
Everything's already
fucking changing, Blair.

1261
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,577
Jenny's leaving.

1262
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,916
And actually, the farmers' market
sounds really, really like...

1263
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:39,003
assuring and coddling
and comforting right now.

1264
01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:40,754
Like, is there one tomorrow?

1265
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,215
- Great fresh produce.
- Yeah.

1266
01:11:43,507 --> 01:11:47,261
All I feel right now is, like, just love
for you coursing through my veins,

1267
01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:48,721
and I just want to hug it out.

1268
01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:50,180
Me too. I just want to hug you.

1269
01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,932
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

1270
01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:53,309
I'm so sorry.

1271
01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:55,268
I love you.

1272
01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:59,189
- Say it back!
- I love you.

1273
01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:01,899
Oh, shit.

1274
01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:04,987
She's with Matt.

1275
01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,238
- Oh.
- I have an address.

1276
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,158
- Hoo!
- Yeah.

1277
01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:10,617
We're back.

1278
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:11,701
All right.

1279
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:13,871
I gotta make a pit stop.

1280
01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:14,954
Okay.

1281
01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:16,999
Woo!

1282
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,350
Oh, shit dicks.

1283
01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:38,395
Shit. Here, here, here. Let me help you.
Let me get...

1284
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,397
Nope, no, no. No, no.

1285
01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:42,483
Big girl, grownup here.

1286
01:12:42,566 --> 01:12:43,566
I'm sorry!

1287
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,056
You know this is all your fault.

1288
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,029
Oh, yeah? Enlighten me.

1289
01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:49,990
Well, if you had just dated me in college,
I would never have met Nate.

1290
01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:51,714
And I wouldn't be completely heartbroken.

1291
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,243
I was dumb in college.

1292
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,746
You know I fucked several different women
that stole from me?

1293
01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:59,166
Oh, wow!
I was so obsessed with you in college.

1294
01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:03,170
I spent so much time thinking about you
and crying over you and...

1295
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:07,633
It just makes me realize that
what I felt for you wasn't even real

1296
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:10,594
because it definitely didn't feel
like this.

1297
01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,263
Come on.
You're looking at it all wrong.

1298
01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,058
You've been blessed with a broken heart.

1299
01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:18,727
When it doesn't hurt anymore,
that's when it's really over.

1300
01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,521
Live in this as long as you can.

1301
01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,233
I gotta go.

1302
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:27,027
Really?

1303
01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:30,114
Tell Erin and Blair
that I am going to finish it.

1304
01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:32,509
- And they'll know what I mean.
- What are you talking about?

1305
01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:33,533
That makes no sense.

1306
01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:35,494
Oh, right. You're... You're on drugs.

1307
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,538
I... forgot, you're on drugs.

1308
01:13:37,996 --> 01:13:39,248
Are you cool? You okay?

1309
01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:40,999
- I'm gonna be okay.
- All right.

1310
01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:42,251
Hey, Young!

1311
01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,295
I'm sorry I was such an asshole
in college.

1312
01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:47,463
Don't be.

1313
01:13:48,048 --> 01:13:49,133
You helped me find Nate.

1314
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:53,554
Hi.

1315
01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:56,014
- Hi!
- Hey! Hi!

1316
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,975
- Leah!
- What's up?

1317
01:13:58,058 --> 01:13:59,560
- Hi!
- You okay?

1318
01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:01,270
- Yeah.
- Shit, you're rich.

1319
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:04,440
Everything's great. I just need to,
like, talk to you right now.

1320
01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,567
She wants to go to the farmers' market
with you.

1321
01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,444
Right now?

1322
01:14:09,069 --> 01:14:11,405
No, like...
Like, normal farmers' market...

1323
01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:12,656
- Functioning hours.
- Yeah.

1324
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,950
- It's real.
- Mm-hmm.

1325
01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,743
- You're so pretty.
- Don't touch her.

1326
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,537
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God, her skin.

1327
01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:20,622
Okay, boo.

1328
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:21,706
Yeah.

1329
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:23,417
How you feeling? You still...

1330
01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:25,544
- Yeah. Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

1331
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,130
- I feel like it's gotten more intense.
- I can see that.

1332
01:14:28,213 --> 01:14:29,213
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1333
01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:33,302
So I'm going to play you some
really great music.

1334
01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:37,014
Okay? You just let it, like,
wash over you, all right?

1335
01:14:37,097 --> 01:14:40,809
Just let it, like, move you
wherever you want to go, okay?

1336
01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:44,646
And whatever you do, do not take
the headphones out until I tell you to.

1337
01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:48,150
Great.

1338
01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:50,569
I can feel
the seasons changing!

1339
01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:51,903
Yeah.

1340
01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:54,030
Perfect.

1341
01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,617
You got it, girl.

1342
01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:00,078
Woo! All right. Let's have a...

1343
01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:01,662
Yeah...

1344
01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,582
Seat... Sit... Seat...

1345
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:08,212
- Are you rolling?
- I am, I am definitely rolling.

1346
01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:11,048
But that has nothing to do with the words
that are about to come out

1347
01:15:11,381 --> 01:15:12,216
of my face right now.

1348
01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,718
- Understood.
- Yeah, great. Okay. Mm.

1349
01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,434
Alright, give me a minute.

1350
01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:25,311
I...

1351
01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:28,065
think I lo...

1352
01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:29,733
Hmm. Why is this so hard?

1353
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,174
Because you've never said it before.

1354
01:15:33,987 --> 01:15:34,987
Is that bad?

1355
01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:36,113
No.

1356
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:39,176
When I was in college, I thought I'd...

1357
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,204
You get it.

1358
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:45,832
With this, uh, one girl,

1359
01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:47,626
and she was great.

1360
01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:52,214
You know, everything was great.
It was fun. She was smart. Whatever.

1361
01:15:52,756 --> 01:15:56,260
And our relationship was... beautiful.

1362
01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:59,513
And, out of nowhere, she just like...

1363
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:02,683
went back to men.

1364
01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:05,936
And it fucking crushed me.

1365
01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:08,771
I felt like...

1366
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,066
I was just some experiment.

1367
01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:15,821
And I've never told anyone that.

1368
01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,908
- Not Jenny, who's my fucking bestie.
- Mm.

1369
01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:23,203
Or that crazy bitch back there.

1370
01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:26,999
I know what that feels like.

1371
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:29,835
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1372
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,798
See, I've never had someone
to share this part of myself with.

1373
01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:38,092
Woo!

1374
01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,928
I'm feeling, like, so many things
right now,

1375
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,763
like, so many things.

1376
01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:45,392
Yeah. You have two straight best friends.

1377
01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:49,354
I have to imagine you're not sitting
around reading queer theory together.

1378
01:16:53,483 --> 01:16:55,235
You know, I'm good with taking it slow.

1379
01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:02,075
- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.

1380
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,537
I am terrified of meeting your friends.
Like, what if they don't like me?

1381
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,747
Bitch, everybody likes you.

1382
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:08,415
Yeah, you right.

1383
01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:11,043
- Oh, wow. Okay, okay.
- You right.

1384
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,813
- I think I...
- I think I love you, too.

1385
01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:28,435
Do you think I can have
one more kiss?

1386
01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:31,521
I'll find closure on your lips,
and then I'll go.

1387
01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:36,401
Maybe also one more breakfast,
one more lunch, and one more dinner.

1388
01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:39,071
I'll be full and happy

1389
01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:40,989
and we can part.

1390
01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:45,661
But in between meals,
maybe we can lie in bed one more time.

1391
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:50,165
One more prolonged moment
where time suspends indefinitely

1392
01:17:50,415 --> 01:17:52,417
as I rest my head on your chest.

1393
01:17:53,752 --> 01:17:58,840
My hope is if we add up the "one mores,"
they will equal a lifetime,

1394
01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:02,177
and I'll never have to get to the part
where I let you go.

1395
01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:04,680
Yes, baby! Baby, wait.

1396
01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:06,515
Grip on. Grip on tight.

1397
01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:08,558
- We're okay. Go, go, go, go.
- No. Fuck this.

1398
01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,352
Actually, you owe my ass a...

1399
01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:12,729
Okay, fine. Let's do it.

1400
01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:14,064
Oh! Shit!

1401
01:18:14,147 --> 01:18:15,565
You're a dick!

1402
01:18:15,649 --> 01:18:17,442
But that's not real, is it?

1403
01:18:18,485 --> 01:18:20,237
There are no more "one mores."

1404
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,657
I met you when everything
was new and exciting,

1405
01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:26,785
and the possibilities
of the world seemed endless.

1406
01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:28,619
And they still are.

1407
01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:30,997
For you, for me.

1408
01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:33,249
But not for us.

1409
01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:37,212
Somewhere between then and now,
here and there,

1410
01:18:37,462 --> 01:18:39,464
I guess we didn't just grow apart,

1411
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,715
we grew up.

1412
01:18:42,926 --> 01:18:46,763
When something breaks, if the pieces
are large enough, you can fix it.

1413
01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:51,476
Unfortunately, sometimes things
don't break, they shatter.

1414
01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,271
But when you let the light in,

1415
01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:56,440
shattered glass will glitter.

1416
01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:58,734
And in those moments,

1417
01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:01,153
when the pieces of what we were
catch the sun,

1418
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,448
I'll remember just how beautiful it was.

1419
01:19:05,657 --> 01:19:07,701
Just how beautiful it'll always be.

1420
01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:09,161
Because it was us.

1421
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,288
And we were magic.

1422
01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:13,832
- Forever.
- Forever!

1423
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:44,404
All right, divide and conquer.

1424
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,740
- I'll take this room, you take that one.
- Yup-yup!

1425
01:19:48,658 --> 01:19:49,658
Blair!

1426
01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:57,000
God, you're so fucking sexy.

1427
01:19:58,418 --> 01:19:59,418
Oh, she cute.

1428
01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:00,878
All right.

1429
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:08,261
Where the fuck is this bitch?

1430
01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:20,065
Holy fuck!

1431
01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,734
Wow, uh... Wow.

1432
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,818
Uh, Blair Bear?

1433
01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:28,740
Girl, I just want you to know that I am
just as proud of you right now as I am

1434
01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,617
deeply disturbed by what I just saw.

1435
01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,244
But I stand by you!

1436
01:20:32,702 --> 01:20:35,372
And your risque choices,
and I will meet you outside.

1437
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,249
Don't forget to wash your hands.

1438
01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:40,668
You fuck, boo.

1439
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,670
You fuck.

1440
01:20:45,340 --> 01:20:48,385
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1441
01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:52,722
Can you please get out of me now?

1442
01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,683
Yeah, sorry. I just sorta froze up.

1443
01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:00,522
Ahem.

1444
01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:02,941
Hello.

1445
01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,110
Oh, hey, what's up?

1446
01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:06,570
- Hi.
- Feeling relaxed?

1447
01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,487
Shut up.

1448
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,531
Anything you care to share with the class?

1449
01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:12,909
It was only the second time.

1450
01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:14,369
Oh, my God.

1451
01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:15,786
Today.

1452
01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:19,541
- You did it at his office?
- I needed to get the wristbands.

1453
01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,126
We needed to get the wristbands.

1454
01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,545
I don't even fucking know who you are
right now.

1455
01:21:24,504 --> 01:21:25,504
Like in a bad way?

1456
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,674
In the best way.

1457
01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:29,383
You out here.

1458
01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,136
Living your best life,

1459
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,929
just making choices.

1460
01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:34,222
- Yes.
- Taking risks.

1461
01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,682
- Yes.
- Yes.

1462
01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:36,765
Feels good.

1463
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:38,100
It should.

1464
01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:41,077
Do you think Jenny's gonna be mad at me?

1465
01:21:41,104 --> 01:21:43,189
No. Why would she be mad at you?
She loves you.

1466
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,398
Yeah.

1467
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,985
Did we ever find out where she went?

1468
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:48,444
No.

1469
01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:49,987
Tiny Ethan...

1470
01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,574
said she said something
to Matt about, like...

1471
01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:56,786
going out and finishing it,
and then she, like, stalked off.

1472
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,080
- So ominous.
- Bitch is dramatic, we know this.

1473
01:21:59,164 --> 01:22:01,249
- "Finish it"?
- Yup. I have no idea.

1474
01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:03,153
It has to do something with Nate.

1475
01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:05,086
Where would she go to finish
the relationship?

1476
01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:09,095
Oh, my God, yep.
Know where she's at. Let's go.

1477
01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:10,883
Oh, God.

1478
01:22:11,509 --> 01:22:12,509
God.

1479
01:22:33,573 --> 01:22:35,742
Knew I'd find you here.

1480
01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:41,957
I fucked up, Jen.

1481
01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:44,209
Like, I really fucked up.

1482
01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:47,379
All right, we... have to try.

1483
01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:49,338
Like, I'll move,

1484
01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,883
or we'll go back and forth or what...

1485
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,802
I don't know, but I know that we...

1486
01:22:53,885 --> 01:22:56,054
I can't just do this without you.

1487
01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:58,474
I know I said
we got to be our own people, but...

1488
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:01,184
Shit, I'm not even a person without you.

1489
01:23:03,436 --> 01:23:06,481
Maybe this whole thing implodes,
nothing works,

1490
01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,441
but at least we try.

1491
01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:14,656
- Hey.
- Jenny! Jenny baby!

1492
01:23:15,281 --> 01:23:16,825
Your ass is all the way out.

1493
01:23:16,908 --> 01:23:19,369
- Hey.
- Jen. Jenny.

1494
01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:21,454
- Hey.
- What?

1495
01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:24,290
Oh, my God.
We were so fucking worried, dude.

1496
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,877
Oh, my God. I'm so stupid.

1497
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,801
Yeah, Washington Square Park?
Like, how the fuck did you not get robbed?

1498
01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:33,132
You okay?

1499
01:23:33,633 --> 01:23:34,633
I'm sad.

1500
01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,595
I'm just so sad.

1501
01:23:39,222 --> 01:23:42,017
Oh, but it's like the good sad, you know?

1502
01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:43,517
I, uh...

1503
01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:46,271
We loved each other.

1504
01:23:47,897 --> 01:23:49,065
We love... We...

1505
01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:52,663
We love each other. I mean,
'cause that shit doesn't go away, right?

1506
01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:54,195
- No.
- It's, uh...

1507
01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:58,283
Wasn't just San Francisco.

1508
01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:02,245
We were all sorts of fucked up.

1509
01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:05,497
I think about...

1510
01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:08,835
us and him and New York City and...

1511
01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:12,898
how I thought if I could just
keep everything the same

1512
01:24:12,922 --> 01:24:14,758
then nothing would change, but...

1513
01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:18,470
Everything's changing.

1514
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:21,413
Did you get to talk to him?

1515
01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:24,184
No, I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't...

1516
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:28,104
I saw him, but I don't know, I...

1517
01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:32,192
I guess, um...

1518
01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:35,528
Shit, I guess in that moment,
I was choosing myself.

1519
01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,531
'Cause it's like, it's not, um...

1520
01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:40,700
our journey anymore.

1521
01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:42,868
It's mine.

1522
01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,204
Fuck.

1523
01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,292
Oh, fuck, that's so weird.
That's so fucking weird.

1524
01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:51,169
- But kind of amazing, right?
- Yeah.

1525
01:24:57,425 --> 01:25:00,637
I am so scared to be without you two.

1526
01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:03,348
I don't know life without this.

1527
01:25:06,684 --> 01:25:08,103
We're scared too, okay?

1528
01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,730
But this isn't gonna change.

1529
01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,982
We'll still be doing this.

1530
01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:15,151
Living in different cities
won't change that.

1531
01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:16,903
Aight? We'll still be FaceTiming

1532
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,364
- every morning.
- Right when I hit that pooper.

1533
01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,449
While you're on the motherfucking toilet.

1534
01:25:21,991 --> 01:25:23,511
- No.
- Why don't you ever join in that?

1535
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:25,703
- I'm not gonna do that.
- It's a phenomenal activity.

1536
01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,413
I don't wanna see either of you shit.

1537
01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,584
I'm sorry. I love you both, but no.

1538
01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,044
I'm just like this.

1539
01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:37,215
I'm really glad you guys pulled me out
of work today.

1540
01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,342
- You are?
- Today was amazing.

1541
01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:40,260
It was epic.

1542
01:25:40,343 --> 01:25:41,343
An update.

1543
01:25:41,886 --> 01:25:44,264
I caught this bitch, on the sink,

1544
01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:46,432
having sex... with Matt.

1545
01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:47,516
Girl!

1546
01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,602
Girl?

1547
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,687
At the after-party.

1548
01:25:50,770 --> 01:25:53,690
But I also might have slept with him
when I went to get the wristbands.

1549
01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,276
I'm sorry.

1550
01:25:57,443 --> 01:25:59,195
- Was it good?
- Yes.

1551
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:03,283
Yes, it was so good, and that's the best...
worst part. Are you mad?

1552
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,408
Are you kidding?

1553
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:07,703
Thrusting, thrusting.

1554
01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:09,247
You guys are coochie-cousins!

1555
01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,426
- I'm kinda jealous.
- You should be.

1556
01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:15,461
Oh! Also, update.

1557
01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:19,132
Before we went to the after-party,
we stopped by Leah's place.

1558
01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:20,383
Y'all did so much.

1559
01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:21,861
- It was a lot of time.
- And Erin...

1560
01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:23,887
basically Say Anything'd her.

1561
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,347
- Boombox?
- No boombox.

1562
01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,431
But...

1563
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,142
we did say "I love you."

1564
01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,025
- Oh, that's my boo.
- Yes.

1565
01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:38,460
- You did that?
- You guys...

1566
01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:39,903
I'm so proud of us.

1567
01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:42,447
Oh, so much.

1568
01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:44,449
- Yeah.
- Ah. So good.

1569
01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,701
- So grown.
- Yeah, real grown.

1570
01:26:46,784 --> 01:26:49,996
There was a point, many points...
tonight was long...

1571
01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:52,582
where I was like, "All I want to do
is go to Leah's

1572
01:26:52,665 --> 01:26:54,500
and watch that murder doc on Netflix."

1573
01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:57,212
Okay, so you have to go online afterwards
and get the articles,

1574
01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:59,565
because there's so much
they don't tell you in the series.

1575
01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:02,717
- Yeah, you said that before.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the real deal.

1576
01:27:03,092 --> 01:27:06,137
Okay. That girl is 12. We need to go.

1577
01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,598
- She's a baby.
- It's too much. We did it.

1578
01:27:08,681 --> 01:27:10,534
- Yep, it's done.
- You're good.

1579
01:27:10,558 --> 01:27:13,645
We done did it. We done did it, y'all.

1580
01:27:13,728 --> 01:27:14,938
We did.

1581
01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:16,105
Hold up.

1582
01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,441
- Oh.
- Oh, shit.

1583
01:27:18,524 --> 01:27:20,568
- Yep, can somebody take me home?
- Mm-hmm.

1584
01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:23,279
Yay!

1585
01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,448
- Oh, my God.
- All better!

1586
01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,202
- Oh. I'm hungry.
- Again?

1587
01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:32,372
Where did this
rain come from, though?

1588
01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:36,042
- It's super aggressive, it's strange.
- Kinda like our night.

1589
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,127
I feel like I gotta stop.

1590
01:27:38,211 --> 01:27:39,879
I gotta just keep facing outwards.

1591
01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:42,757
- I think I got gum in my purse.
- Can we get tacos?

1592
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,676
Yeah!