FGO Chaldea Ace College Girl Medb

A dream campus life with the Queen of Celts!?

College Girl Medb-chan

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[Spring! The season of meetings comes to Chaldea University!

It's all about the start dash! Even so, take care around troublemakers...]

(For example, like this college girl...!)

"Aah! I'm late, I'm late!"

"Ha... I got lost on the first day of class..."

Those aggressive circle solicitors are such a..."

[New First Year Student Gudao]

"Even ignoring that, where the hell is the Fifth Lecture Hall...?"

"Ah, you a freshman?"

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"I'm a second year student, Medb!"

"If you're lost, want me to help you out?"

[Celtic Group's 2nd Year Medb]

(Wha...

This girl seems absolutely amazing...)

"A-actually I'm not even sure what building it's in..."

"Oh, right then! Just follow me!"

(What a good senpai... Even nice to freshmen. I'm glad I met someone like...!"

"Here it is!"

"Right, I got one!"

「Celtic Circle]

3

(UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

It this that Honey Trap thing?!)

"So Lady Medb tricked you, huh?

"Don't worry! Sit, sit!"

（I'm part of their start dash!)

"It's nice to meet you, kid!"

"We're a club dedicated to researching Celtic culture... At least, in name!"

"Most of the time we drink or cause trouble during event's maintenance!

We are the Celtic Circle!"

"And I'm CelCirc's Princess Medb!"

"Um... I have to go to class..."

"Now now now now now!

You don't need to go to class!"

"It's okay if you're spending time on club activities!"

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(I'm finished... My college life was so quickly hijacked by these guys...

I had so much I wanted to do, like date a cute kohai...)

"...Medb."

"Cu-chan!"

"Just what're you doing now?

...Loitering around with the male model prettyboy army, I guess."

"Eh!? Wha!?"

"I'm going to go scouting some more!"

"U-um... Thanks for tha-"

"EH?"

"Hi-!"

"Kid!"

"Uhhhn..."

"Eh...?"

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"Um, so, to recap..."

"CelCirc is actually formed by the department to keep Medb under control... Is that it?"

"That's correct!"

"We all share the same origin, but of course that Medb is a real burden."

"If they neglect her bad behavior, the faculty would never see a day of peace!"

"I see... So you mean..."

"...No, let's skip the details."

"Yeah, it's a commercial magazine, after all."

"Ah..." (a guess)

"Well, in her first year the student council got seriously upset with her coup attempts!"

["The hell is this?"

"Celts are all over the place?!"]

"When it gives our nation a bad rap, it sucks but, y'know."

"Huh..."

(Amazing... Being willing to sacrifice their college lives for their national pride...)

["Sir Fergus was something else back then."]

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["At the cafeteria.

Lots of honey."

"Let's go get it!"]

(I thought it was a hassle but it might be nice to have run into such proud people.)

"It's clear we have bothered you! Before you leave, might I ask your name?"

"Ah...! I'm Fujimaru Ritsuka!"

"Hm, quite an uncommon name. How might you write it in kanji?"

"Umm, it's 'Fuji' from 'light purple' and 'maru' from 'log'..."

"...Mn?"

"You get him?"

"Mn. Perfect."

(THEY GOT ME!!!)

"Well now, I look forward to getting to know you better!"

[Trusting people will destroy themselves.

That was the first lesson Gudao, who was forced to join CelCirc, learned in college.]

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[There's no particular reason]

[A first year university student, Mash Kyrielight

For some reason, despite being in the same year she calls me 'Senpai.'"

"Senpai, senpai!"

"Why are you senpai if you're in the same year?"

"Perhaps because there are age differences in university?"

"Ummm..."

"Ha..."

"We don't mind if you've failed your entrance exams..."

"Even for a D-rank school like this..."

(I caused a misunderstanding.)

[After this I properly paid]

"No way, no way! Sorry, but I can't sell you this!"

[Chaldea University School Shop Manager Da Vinci-chan]

"Why not? I have enough money, don't I!?"

"Because we only accept mana prisms."

(I never heard that!)

"How do I get such a thing...?"

"The hell you doing, bastard?!"

"Fuckin' 5 Stars!"

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[Let's make acquaintance with the construction company]

[President Olga-Marie Animusphere]

"I want to make a logo that becomes a symbol to the students..."

"Have you finished the design for our statue, Olga?"

"Director Lev! Here, it's finished!"

"Umm... It could be more eyecathing..."

"Eh? Is that so?"

"If we put this here... Better yet, how about this?"

"Even for something so drastic, if you say so..."

"What's this?"

"Tuition fees."

[Defendant: "I don't know!"]

[On trial is Olga-Marie, arrested on suspicion of embezzeling funds from Solomon Co., Ltd.]

"That's why I suddenly had to serve as president!"

"I think it'd be nice if we could have a great new department! Anyone have an idea?"

"Then I would like a British Department!"

"How foolish! Foremost you must make a Babylonia Department!"

"I think a Roma department would be the best choice!"

"I guess now's a good time to suggest an Indian Department..."

"Ameri-club!" (TL Note: I swear this really has to have been wordplay in the original that is impossible to bring over)

"Alter Department!"

"...And as such there was a mammoth battle."

"It was too extensive to go into detail!"

[I've seen the dark side of school.]

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[Uncle of the Dining Room]

"Oh, Medb! The usual, **** (self-censorship) good?"

"Fergus!"

"It'll be troubling if someone your age talks to her like that."

"Wahaha! Looks like he's keeping you on a leash!"

"That's right, Fergus! Sorry, but I'm already Cu-chan's woman."

[Glad]

"First I've heard of it!"

"Either of you ever listen to anyone?"

"I won't look at other men any more..."

"Cu-chan Love."

"Ah, you!"

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[Celt's Norikowai] (TL Note: I got nothing on figuring out what this means)

[Welcome Party]

"Wahaha! Take it easy, take it easy!"

"Cu-chan, Cu-chan, why don't you show that thing to Gudao?"

"Eeeh? Well then... Just once...

Where I cramp my eyes up, extend my jaw, rip my mouth open and let the hero halo flame out from my head..."

"Ahaha, there's no way I'd buy..."

"Diarmuid, even though you were forced in, have you gotten used to this circle?"

(Seems like it'd be fine with just Alter-san...)

"No, no, this is what you'd call a win-win scenario."

"Diarmuid~

Come on, hurry up! Let's get going!"

"...

...See you."

(Ah... I guess)

[It's far from the only reason for the circle]

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[Ocean Camp]

"The summer season is here!!!"

"Seems like participating in seasonal events with the circle will be rather fun."

"Pretty girl over there! Would you care to have a beautiful summer with me? And this mole man will join us."

"Ahah <3 With so many people...? Very well... <3"

"Alter-san, shouldn't you keep them in check?"

"It's off campus. Don't care."

(It always feels like Alter-san is so distant.)

(I wonder if he even has fun out on the beach...)

"Ah."

[MACKEREL!] (TL: actually the sound effect which luckily makes more sense in Japanese)

[He had fun a different way.]

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[Trick or Treat!]

[I am Halloween!

Shibuya party people are getting fired up!] (TL: Shibuya is written weirdly, rather than its normal characters it's 'death', 'dance' and 'question mark')

"Everyone's late... Are they getting dressed as a group?"

"Ah! Finally!"

[Druid~]

"Eh that's way too complex!"

"It's because Samhain is originally a Celtic festival."

"Our lanterns were made of turnips!"

"Well! In any case, my costume is definitely cute, right?"

"Hahaha... Yeah... Well then, want to go get candy?"

"Don't want it."

"Eh?"

"I'm more interested in trick- GURA!"

[After this we watched the parade like normal.]

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[Middle School Times]

"Oh! This is a picture of you two in middle school, isn't it?"

"By the way, that was around the time Cu-chan..."

"Something important there?"

[That was one winter day rendezvous I'll never forget...]

"The marathon event."

"No good, I can't do it~ I can't run~ I'll tap out..."

[Medb, 13 Years Old]

[Strength E]

"Hey, you're on the red team. We're all in this together so you need to finish."

"What!?"

"How irresponsible! If you can say that you should just run with me!"

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"Sigh... Why do I have to..."

"I have no muscle strength... I can't run alongside anyone...

They always leave me behind. I hate marathons."

"...Fine, whatever. I'll run with you

Like we promised."

[That's when

Cu-chan became special to me.]

(Pinky swear, if I lie

Stick a needle in my eye)

(Geis)

"...Wait, so you mean...

You set a geis that he'd have to put up with you his whole life?"

"Yes!"

"By the way, if you break a geis you'll die in the worst way possible!"

[A master of subtle and ruthless stratagems... That is College Girl Medb!]

15

[It was a pillar of mockery]

[Presentation of Final Exam Results]

"...You're kidding, right...?"

"This is bad bad bad bad bad!"

"Shaddup."

[I'm being held back.]

"What'd you fail now?"

"...Compulsory seminar."

"No way around that, huh!"

"You played around so much and didn't realize the flags youw ere tripping...?"

"W-w-w-what should I do? Fionn, can't you let me bite your thumb and help with my make-up exam?"

"Hehe! Thumb-biting cheats are banned. Since I did it last year!"

"So you mean you can waive the seminar if you pass a make-up test?"

[Either way, we have to negotiate with the professor...]

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"...You came to speak with me, huh?"

[Compulsory Celtic Seminar Professor Scathach]

"Please! Please! I want to move on to the third year with everyone!

I hate having to bow to a shitty hag like you but there's nothing else that can be done, so...

Please!"

"Hmmm! To have someone constantly cutting class spitting insults while prostrated before you, have to say it's kind of pleasant."

"In any case, I'm no demon.

I'll set up a special replacement."

"Really!?"

"Yes. You can get your class done if you can..."

"How about seiza kneeling on thin air?"

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"What? Can't you do that? All my students can."

"Like hell!

You're a real bitch after all, huh!"

(The professor really doesn't want to pass her.)

"Then how about you try the test of the Salmon Leap?"

"That'd be impossible!"

"Mn? Could it be you can't even use the foot Bolg!?"

"I can't do that kind of acrobatics!"

"My, my... Gradiating will be rather tough then...

It'd be for the best to drop out and find a job sooner rather than later."

"Uuu..."

(Shaaaaaaa!!!)

"Medb... Too bad, looks like we're calling off that Geis."

"I really wanted to graduate together."

"Nn! How unforunate! I can't contain the tears!"

(Nobody thinks has any problems, I guess?)

"...Wait!"

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"I think you're being too hasty with trying to fail me."

"What?"

"Behold!

This is my full-power pitch!

An article comparable in size to a graduation thesis!!"

[Type-Moon Style Celtic Culture: A Study on the State of Cu Chulainn
Queen Medb (Chaldea University Second Year)]

"Wha...! What is this!?"

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"...You pass!"

(Professor!)

"The subject matter and conception are both good!

Do you want this in the school? Could we put it for research?"

"Eh~ I wonder what I should do~"

[And thus...]

[Due to that EX Luck the Queen could safetly advance

After discussing career prospects and one more unit.]

"Interdisciplinary actions were handled by Cu-chan's chocolate banana <3!"

"Chocolate is dangerous, Sir Alter!"

"I'm going to join another circle..."

"Welcome to the Round Table Circle!"